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  1. 7:46 PM South Park "Royal Pudding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:19 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  4. 8:52 PM Futurama "Assie Come Home"
    • TV-14
  5. 9:25 PM Futurama "Leela and the Genestalk"
    • TV-14
  6. 9:57 PM Futurama "Game of Tones"
    • TV-14
  7. 10:29 PM Futurama "Murder on the Planet Express"
    • TV-14
  8. 11:00 PM Tosh.0 "Bong Lord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Tosh.0-lection Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. Today
  11. 12:00 AM Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 1:00 AM Trevor Noah: African American
    • TV-MA  (L)
  13. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "DJ Khaled"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  14. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ali Siddiq; Nate Fernald; Erica Rhodes"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. 3:01 AM This Is Not Happening "Drugs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  16. 3:31 AM Futurama "Spanish Fry"
    • TV-14
  17. 4:04 AM South Park "The End of Serialization as We Know It"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  18. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "DJ Khaled"
    • TV-14  (L)
  19. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ali Siddiq; Nate Fernald; Erica Rhodes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  20. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Peter Dinklage; Gwen Stefani"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 6:35 AM This Is Not Happening "Drugs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Best of Season 6"
    • TV-MA
  23. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Sheryl Underwood"
    • TV-14
  24. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  26. 9:00 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2016
  27. 9:30 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  28. 10:00 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  29. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  30. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  31. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  32. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Posehn"
    • TV-14  (L)
  33. 12:15 PM Beverly Hills Cop II
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  34. 2:20 PM South Park "About Last Night..."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 2:53 PM South Park "Butt Out"
    • TV-MA
  36. 3:25 PM Key & Peele "Landlord"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 3:58 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 4:30 PM Key & Peele "Non-Stop Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  39. 5:01 PM Key & Peele "Wendell's Broken Bed"
    • TV-14  (L)
  40. 5:32 PM South Park "Cow Days"
    • TV-MA
  41. 6:02 PM South Park "Trapper Keeper"
    • TV-MA
  42. 6:36 PM South Park "Bass to Mouth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  43. 7:10 PM South Park "Smug Alert!"
    • TV-MA
  44. 7:44 PM South Park "Chinpoko Mon"
    • TV-MA
  45. Tonight
  46. 8:17 PM South Park "Butters' Very Own Episode"
    • TV-MA
  47. 8:50 PM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14
  48. 9:24 PM Futurama "Meanwhile"
    • TV-14
  49. 9:58 PM Futurama "Space Pilot 3000"
    • TV-14
  50. 10:29 PM Futurama "The Series Has Landed"
    • TV-14
  51. 11:00 PM South Park "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
    • TV-MA
  52. 11:30 PM South Park "The End of Serialization as We Know It"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 12:00 AM Meet the Parents
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  55. 2:30 AM Office Space
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  56. 4:45 AM Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff
    • TV-MA  (L)
  57. 5:40 AM Nikki Glaser: Perfect
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 6:40 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. 7:10 AM Tosh.0 "Ladder Fail Guy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  60. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Drew Fraser"
    • TV-14
  61. 8:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  62. 8:30 AM Zombie Christmas
  63. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  65. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  66. 10:30 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  67. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Brennan"
    • TV-14
  68. 11:20 AM South Park "Child Abduction Is Not Funny"
    • TV-MA
  69. 11:54 AM South Park "A Scause for Applause"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  70. 12:27 PM South Park "The End of Serialization as We Know It"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  71. 1:00 PM Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
    • TV-14  (L)
    • R
  72. 3:15 PM Meet the Parents
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  73. 6:00 PM Along Came Polly
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:15 PM Office Space
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  76. 10:20 PM We're the Millers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  77. Sunday, December 11
  78. 1:00 AM We're the Millers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  79. 3:35 AM Bad Words
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  80. 5:40 AM T.J. Miller: No Real Reason
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 6:40 AM RENO 911! "Secret Santa"
    • TV-14  (L)
  82. 7:10 AM RENO 911! "Digging With the Murderer"
    • TV-14  (L)
  83. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "David Feldman"
    • TV-14
  84. 8:00 AM Shark Genius Steam Pocket Mop System
  85. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  89. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  90. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jay Larson"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 11:20 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Sor-Dead Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 11:54 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be a Lady Tonight"
    • TV-14  (V)
  93. 12:28 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wait, Don't Tell Me? You're Dead!"
    • TV-14  (V)
  94. 1:01 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dying to Tell the Story"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  95. 1:35 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Grave Errors"
    • TV-14  (V)
  96. 2:08 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Takes a Vacation"
    • TV-14  (V)
  97. 2:42 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Think Globally, Die Locally"
    • TV-14  (V)
  98. 3:15 PM Futurama "My Three Suns"
    • TV-14
  99. 3:47 PM Futurama "A Big Piece of Garbage"
    • TV-14
  100. 4:20 PM Futurama "Hell Is Other Robots"
    • TV-14
  101. 4:52 PM Futurama "A Flight to Remember"
    • TV-14
  102. 5:25 PM South Park "Proper Condom Use"
    • TV-MA
  103. 5:57 PM South Park "Chickenlover"
    • TV-MA
  104. 6:29 PM South Park "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
    • TV-MA
  105. 7:00 PM South Park "God God Go I & XII"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. Sunday Night
  107. 8:12 PM South Park "The Jeffersons"
    • TV-MA
  108. 8:47 PM South Park "Trapped in the Closet"
    • TV-MA
  109. 9:15 PM South Park "Cartman Finds Love"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 9:48 PM South Park "Tweek x Craig"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 10:21 PM South Park "Tweek vs. Craig"
    • TV-MA
  112. 10:54 PM South Park "Fishsticks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  113. 11:27 PM South Park "The Hobbit"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. Monday, December 12
  115. 12:00 AM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 12:30 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  117. 1:00 AM South Park "The Damned"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 1:30 AM South Park "Wieners Out"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 2:00 AM South Park "Douche and a Danish"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  120. 2:30 AM South Park "Fort Collins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 3:02 AM South Park "Oh, Jeez"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 3:35 AM South Park "Members Only"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 4:10 AM South Park "Not Funny"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  124. 4:45 AM South Park "The End of Serialization as We Know It"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  125. 5:11 AM South Park "Die Hippie, Die"
    • TV-MA
  126. 5:40 AM South Park "Britney's New Look"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  127. 6:10 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "25th Hour"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 6:40 AM Drunk History "S... Shows"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 7:10 AM Tosh.0 "Best of Season 8"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Bill Santiago"
    • TV-PG
  131. 8:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  132. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  135. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 10:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  137. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  138. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  139. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Jimmy Dore"
    • TV-14
  140. 12:20 PM Orange County
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  141. 2:30 PM South Park "Damien"
    • TV-MA
  142. 3:05 PM South Park "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
    • TV-MA
  143. 3:35 PM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 4:05 PM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 4:35 PM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  146. 5:05 PM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 5:35 PM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  148. 6:05 PM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 6:39 PM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 7:13 PM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  151. 7:46 PM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. Monday Night
  153. 8:19 PM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 8:52 PM Futurama "Mars University"
    • TV-14
  155. 9:19 PM Futurama "When Aliens Attack"
    • TV-14
  156. 9:50 PM Futurama "I Second That Emotion"
    • TV-14
  157. 10:21 PM Futurama "Brannigan, Begin Again"
    • TV-14
  158. 10:52 PM South Park "How to Eat With Your Butt"
    • TV-MA
  159. 11:26 PM South Park "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  160. Tuesday, December 13
  161. 12:00 AM South Park "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 12:30 AM South Park "Imaginationland: The Trilogy"
    • TV-MA
  163. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 3:01 AM South Park "Freak Strike"
    • TV-MA
  166. 3:33 AM South Park "Kenny Dies"
    • TV-MA
  167. 4:05 AM Futurama "A Head in the Polls"
    • TV-14
  168. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  169. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  170. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Russell Crowe; Margo Price"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 6:35 AM South Park "Summer Sucks"
    • TV-MA
  172. 7:05 AM Review "William Tell; Grant a Wish; Rowboat"
    • TV-14
  173. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Rachel Feinstein"
    • TV-14
  174. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 8:30 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  176. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  178. 10:00 AM Sexy Cook Off
  179. 10:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  180. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  181. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  182. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Eddie Ifft"
    • TV-14  (L)
  183. 12:20 PM National Lampoon's European Vacation
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  184. 2:30 PM South Park "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
    • TV-MA
  185. 3:05 PM South Park "Best Friends Forever"
    • TV-MA
  186. 3:35 PM Tosh.0 "Hurl-a-Whirl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 4:05 PM Tosh.0 "Buckcherry Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 4:35 PM Tosh.0 "BK Chicken Fries"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 5:05 PM Tosh.0 "Spoiler Alert: Oscars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:35 PM Tosh.0 "Spelling Bee Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:05 PM Tosh.0 "U-S-A Chant Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 6:39 PM Tosh.0 "Summertime Is Great"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 7:13 PM Tosh.0 "Fired for Being Too Hot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 7:46 PM Tosh.0 "S... Rock Climber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. Tuesday Night
  196. 8:19 PM Tosh.0 "Roof Jump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 8:52 PM Futurama "Put Your Head on My Shoulders"
    • TV-14
  198. 9:19 PM Futurama "Lesser of Two Evils"
    • TV-14
  199. 9:51 PM Futurama "Raging Bender"
    • TV-14
  200. 10:23 PM Futurama "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
    • TV-14
  201. 10:54 PM Tosh.0 "Atheist in a Foxhole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 11:27 PM Tosh.0 "Fedora Hero Saves Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. Wednesday, December 14
  204. 12:00 AM Rock the Troops
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  206. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  207. 3:01 AM South Park "Asspen"
    • TV-MA
  208. 3:33 AM South Park "South Park Is Gay"
    • TV-MA
  209. 4:05 AM Futurama "A Clone of My Own"
    • TV-14
  210. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  211. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  212. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Nick Jonas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 6:35 AM Tosh.0 "Taxi Dave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Skateboard Girl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  215. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Marc Maron"
    • TV-14
  216. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 9:30 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  220. 10:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  221. 10:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  222. 11:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  223. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  224. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Reno Collier"
    • TV-14
  225. 12:20 PM Scary Movie
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  226. 2:25 PM South Park "Pinewood Derby"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 3:00 PM South Park "Towelie"
    • TV-MA
  228. 3:30 PM South Park "Raisins"
    • TV-MA
  229. 4:00 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  230. 4:30 PM South Park "Cartmanland"
    • TV-MA
  231. 5:00 PM South Park "Insecurity"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 5:30 PM South Park "Red Badge of Gayness"
    • TV-MA
  233. 6:00 PM South Park "Gluten Free Ebola"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  234. 6:34 PM South Park "The F Word"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  235. 7:08 PM South Park "Broadway Bro Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  236. 7:41 PM South Park "Stanley's Cup"
    • TV-MA
  237. Wednesday Night
  238. 8:14 PM South Park "Manbearpig"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. 8:47 PM South Park "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
    • TV-MA
  240. 9:15 PM South Park "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
    • TV-MA
  241. 9:48 PM South Park "Guitar Queer-O"
    • TV-MA
  242. 10:21 PM South Park "Funnybot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 10:54 PM South Park "Margaritaville"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 11:27 PM South Park "More Crap"
    • TV-MA
  245. Thursday, December 15
  246. 12:00 AM South Park "Bloody Mary"
    • TV-MA
  247. 12:30 AM South Park "Crème Fraiche"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  248. 1:00 AM South Park "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 1:30 AM South Park "Over Logging"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  251. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  252. 3:01 AM South Park "Red Hot Catholic Love"
    • TV-MA
  253. 3:33 AM South Park "Cripple Fight!"
    • TV-MA
  254. 4:05 AM Futurama "The Deep South"
    • TV-14
  255. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  256. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  257. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Brie Larson; Alicia Keys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 6:35 AM South Park "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
    • TV-MA
  259. 7:05 AM South Park "Mecha Streisand"
    • TV-MA
  260. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Al Madrigal"
    • TV-14
  261. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 8:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  263. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 10:00 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  266. 10:30 AM Body Beast
  267. 11:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  268. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  269. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Kiley"
    • TV-PG
  270. 12:20 PM Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
    • TV-14  (L)
    • R
  271. 2:30 PM South Park "4th Grade"
    • TV-MA
  272. 3:05 PM South Park "Major Boobage"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  273. 3:35 PM Tosh.0 "We Buy Golf"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:05 PM Tosh.0 "Headbanger Workout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:35 PM Tosh.0 "Uncensored Tosh.0"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 5:05 PM Tosh.0 "Bad DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:35 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 6:05 PM South Park "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut"
    • TV-MA
  279. 6:39 PM South Park "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
    • TV-MA
  280. 7:13 PM South Park "Cash For Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  281. 7:46 PM South Park "Fun With Veal"
    • TV-MA
  282. Thursday Night
  283. 8:19 PM South Park "TSST!"
    • TV-MA
  284. 8:52 PM Futurama "My Problem With Popplers"
    • TV-14
  285. 9:19 PM Futurama "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14
  286. 9:50 PM Futurama "The Honking"
    • TV-14
  287. 10:21 PM Futurama "War Is the H-Word"
    • TV-14
  288. 10:52 PM Tosh.0 "Hillary in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 11:26 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. Friday, December 16
  291. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Vegan Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Possum Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 1:00 AM Tosh.0 "Yotta Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 1:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  296. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  297. 3:01 AM This Is Not Happening "Family"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 3:31 AM South Park "D-Yikes"
    • TV-MA
  299. 4:05 AM Futurama "The Cryonic Woman"
    • TV-14
  300. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  301. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  302. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Drake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 6:35 AM This Is Not Happening "Family"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  304. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Furries Kid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  305. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Doug Williams"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 8:30 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  308. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  313. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Steve McGrew"
    • TV-14
  315. 12:15 PM Fanboys
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  316. 2:25 PM South Park "Pee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. 3:00 PM South Park "Wacky Molestation Adventure"
    • TV-MA
  318. 3:30 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  319. 4:00 PM Key & Peele "MC Mom"
    • TV-14  (L)
  320. 4:30 PM Key & Peele "Meegan & Andre Break Up"
    • TV-14  (L)
  321. 5:00 PM Key & Peele "Severed Head Showcase"
    • TV-14  (L)
  322. 5:30 PM South Park "Sexual Harassment Panda"
    • TV-MA
  323. 6:00 PM South Park "1 Percent"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  324. 6:34 PM South Park "Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
    • TV-MA
  325. 7:08 PM South Park "Sexual Healing"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  326. 7:42 PM South Park "Taming Strange"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. Friday Night
  328. 8:15 PM South Park "Whale W..."
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 8:48 PM Futurama "Parasites Lost"
    • TV-14
  330. 9:15 PM Futurama "Amazon Women in the Mood"
    • TV-14
  331. 9:48 PM Futurama "Bendless Love"
    • TV-14
  332. 10:21 PM Futurama "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
    • TV-14
  333. 10:54 PM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
    • TV-MA
  334. 11:27 PM South Park "The China Probrem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. Saturday, December 17
  336. 12:00 AM South Park "Free Hat"
    • TV-MA
  337. 12:30 AM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 1:00 AM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  339. 3:05 AM Chris Hardwick: Funcomfortable
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 4:10 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  341. 6:00 AM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 6:30 AM South Park "Free Hat"
    • TV-MA
  343. 7:00 AM South Park "The China Probrem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. 7:30 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
    • TV-MA
  345. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pete Lee"
    • TV-14
  352. 11:20 AM Crank Yankers "Dane Cook & Ween"
    • TV-14
  353. 11:55 AM Futurama "That's Lobstertainment"
    • TV-14
  354. 12:30 PM Futurama "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
    • TV-14
  355. 1:04 PM Futurama "Luck of the Fryish"
    • TV-14
  356. 1:37 PM Futurama "The Cyber House Rules"
    • TV-14
  357. 2:10 PM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  358. 4:20 PM Meet the Parents
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  359. 7:00 PM Meet the Fockers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  360. Saturday Night
  361. 9:50 PM Trading Places
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • R
  362. Sunday, December 18
  363. 12:30 AM Meet the Parents
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  364. 3:05 AM Meet the Fockers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  365. 5:40 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  366. 6:10 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  367. 6:40 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  368. 7:10 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  369. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Meaney"
    • TV-14
  370. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 11:00 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Cure for the Common Death, Part II"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  377. 11:35 AM Broad City "The Last Supper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 12:10 PM Broad City "St. Mark's"
    • TV-14  (L)
  379. 12:45 PM Groundhog Day
    • TV-14
    • PG
  380. 3:15 PM Coming to America
    • TV-14
    • R
  381. 6:00 PM Broad City "Wisdom Teeth"
    • TV-14  (L)
  382. 6:30 PM Broad City "B&B-NYC"
    • TV-14  (L)
  383. 7:00 PM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  384. Sunday Night
  385. 9:15 PM Trading Places
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • R
  386. Monday, December 19
  387. 12:00 AM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  388. 2:00 AM Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  389. 3:50 AM Broad City "The Last Supper"
    • TV-MA
  390. 4:25 AM Broad City "St. Mark's"
    • TV-14  (L)
  391. 5:00 AM South Park "Marjorine"
    • TV-MA
  392. 5:30 AM South Park "Poor and Stupid"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  393. 6:00 AM South Park "Clubhouses"
    • TV-MA
  394. 6:30 AM Tosh.0 "Bubb Rubb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 7:00 AM Tosh.0 "Tosh Memorabilia Dump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 7:30 AM Tosh.0 "Take a Tumble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  397. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D)
  406. 12:20 PM Coming to America
    • TV-14
    • R
  407. 3:05 PM South Park "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
    • TV-MA
  408. 3:35 PM South Park "I'm a Little Bit Country"
    • TV-MA
  409. 4:05 PM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 4:35 PM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 5:05 PM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 5:35 PM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 6:05 PM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 6:39 PM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 7:13 PM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 7:46 PM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. Monday Night
  418. 8:19 PM Futurama "Insane in the Mainframe"
    • TV-14
  419. 8:52 PM Futurama "Bendin' in the Wind"
    • TV-14
  420. 9:18 PM Futurama "Time Keeps on Slipping"
    • TV-14
  421. 9:51 PM Futurama "I Dated a Robot"
    • TV-14
  422. 10:24 PM Futurama "Roswell That Ends Well"
    • TV-14
  423. 10:56 PM South Park "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  424. 11:28 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  425. Tuesday, December 20
  426. 12:00 AM South Park "AWESOM-O"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  427. 12:30 AM South Park "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  428. 1:00 AM South Park "Le Petit Tourette"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  429. 1:30 AM South Park "Ginger Kids"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  430. 2:00 AM South Park "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  431. 2:30 AM South Park "Casa Bonita"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  432. 3:00 AM South Park "Butters' Bottom Bitch"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  433. 3:30 AM South Park "Butterballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  434. 4:05 AM South Park "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  435. 4:40 AM South Park "World War Zimmerman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  436. 5:07 AM South Park "Krazy Kripples"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  437. 5:35 AM South Park "Up the Down Steroid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  438. 6:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 7:05 AM Kroll Show "Gigolo H-O-R-S-E"
    • TV-14  (L)
  440. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jake Johannsen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Finesse Mitchell"
    • TV-14  (L)
  450. 12:20 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  451. 2:30 PM South Park "Quintuplets 2000"
    • TV-MA
  452. 3:05 PM South Park "A Ladder to Heaven"
    • TV-MA
  453. 3:35 PM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 4:05 PM Tosh.0 "Model Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 4:35 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Impressions"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 5:05 PM Tosh.0 "Hey, Baby Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 5:35 PM Tosh.0 "Gingers Have Souls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 6:05 PM Tosh.0 "Brian Atene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 6:39 PM Tosh.0 "Gay Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 7:13 PM Tosh.0 "Force Field Master"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 7:46 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  462. Tuesday Night
  463. 8:19 PM Futurama "Anthology of Interest II"
    • TV-14
  464. 8:52 PM Futurama "Love & Rocket"
    • TV-14
  465. 9:18 PM Futurama "Leela's Homeworld"
    • TV-14
  466. 9:51 PM Futurama "Where the Buggalo Roam"
    • TV-14
  467. 10:24 PM Futurama "A Pharaoh to Remember"
    • TV-14
  468. 10:56 PM Tosh.0 "Jackie B."
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  469. 11:28 PM Tosh.0 "LP Theories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  470. Wednesday, December 21
  471. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  472. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Weightlifting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 1:00 AM Tosh.0 "Best of Season 7"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 1:30 AM Tosh.0 "Black Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 2:00 AM Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser
    • TV-MA  (L)
  476. 3:00 AM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
    • TV-MA  (L)
  477. 4:05 AM South Park "The Coon"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  478. 4:40 AM South Park "The Coon Trilogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  479. 6:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 7:05 AM Review "Buried Alive; 6 Star Review; Public Speaking"
    • TV-14
  481. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jon Lajoie"
    • TV-14
  482. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 12:00 PM Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  491. 1:50 PM South Park "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
    • TV-MA
  492. 2:25 PM South Park "Probably"
    • TV-MA
  493. 3:00 PM South Park "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
    • TV-MA
  494. 3:30 PM South Park "Chinpoko Mon"
    • TV-MA
  495. 4:00 PM South Park "The Death of Eric Cartman"
    • TV-MA
  496. 4:30 PM South Park "My Future Self 'n' Me"
    • TV-MA
  497. 5:00 PM South Park "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
    • TV-MA
  498. 5:30 PM South Park "Preschool"
    • TV-MA
  499. 6:00 PM South Park "The Losing Edge"
    • TV-MA
  500. 6:34 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  501. 7:08 PM South Park "Chef Aid"
    • TV-MA
  502. 7:41 PM South Park "Chef Goes Nanners"
    • TV-MA
  503. Wednesday Night
  504. 8:14 PM South Park "Professor Chaos"
    • TV-MA
  505. 8:47 PM South Park "Simpsons Already Did It"
    • TV-MA
  506. 9:15 PM South Park "All About Mormons"
    • TV-MA
  507. 9:48 PM South Park "Lil' Crime Stoppers"
    • TV-MA
  508. 10:21 PM South Park "Gnomes"
    • TV-MA
  509. 10:54 PM South Park "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  510. 11:27 PM South Park "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"