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  1. 8:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  2. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  3. 9:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  4. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  5. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  6. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  7. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  9. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 7:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. Last Night
  19. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. Today
  21. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 1:31 AM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  23. 2:04 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  24. 2:35 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 5:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 5:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  28. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  29. 7:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  30. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  31. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  32. 8:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  33. 9:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  34. 9:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  35. 10:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 12:00 PM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  37. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 7:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Tonight
  47. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  50. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  51. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  52. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  53. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  54. 6:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  55. 7:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 7:50 AM FXM Presents
  57. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  58. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  59. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  61. 10:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  62. 1:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  63. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  75. Friday, September 30
  76. 1:00 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 1:31 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 2:02 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 2:33 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  80. 5:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  83. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  84. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  85. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  86. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  87. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  89. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  90. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  91. 12:00 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  92. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  98. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. Friday Night
  105. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  107. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  108. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  109. Saturday, October 1
  110. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  111. 3:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. 5:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  113. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  115. 8:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  116. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  117. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  118. 10:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 1:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  122. 3:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  123. 5:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  124. 7:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. Saturday Night
  126. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  127. 11:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  128. Sunday, October 2
  129. 2:00 AM Pitch "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 3:00 AM Pitch "The Interim"
  131. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 5:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  135. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 6:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 7:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 7:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  139. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  140. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  141. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  142. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  143. 10:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  144. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 1:30 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  148. 3:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  149. 5:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  150. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. Sunday Night
  152. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Monday, October 3
  154. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  155. 2:01 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 3:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  157. 4:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  158. 5:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  161. 6:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  162. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 7:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  164. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  166. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 10:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 12:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  175. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. Monday Night
  180. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  183. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  184. Tuesday, October 4
  185. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  186. 4:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  190. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  196. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  205. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. Tuesday Night
  209. 8:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  210. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  211. Wednesday, October 5
  212. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  213. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 2:00 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  215. 2:30 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  216. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  219. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 10:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 12:30 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  229. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  230. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  237. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  238. Wednesday Night
  239. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  240. Thursday, October 6
  241. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  242. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  243. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  244. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  245. 5:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. 6:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  252. 12:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  253. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  254. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  255. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  259. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. Thursday Night
  263. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  266. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. Friday, October 7
  268. 1:00 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 1:30 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 2:00 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 2:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 4:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  273. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 10:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  284. 12:00 PM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  286. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. Friday Night
  298. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 8:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  300. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Saturday, October 8
  302. 1:30 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 4:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  304. 6:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  305. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 10:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  311. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 2:00 PM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  315. 4:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  316. 6:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  317. Saturday Night
  318. 8:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 11:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  320. Sunday, October 9
  321. 1:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  322. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 6:00 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 6:30 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 7:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  329. 7:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 10:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  335. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 2:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 5:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  341. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  342. Sunday Night
  343. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  344. Monday, October 10
  345. 1:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  346. 2:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  347. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  348. 4:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  349. 5:00 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 5:30 AM Baskets "Family Portrait"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  351. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 10:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 12:30 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  361. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  365. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  368. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. Monday Night
  373. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  374. 11:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  375. Tuesday, October 11
  376. 1:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  377. 3:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 7:30 AM Paid Programming