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  1. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. Last Night
  6. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  7. Today
  8. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  10. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  11. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  12. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  13. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  16. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  17. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  18. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  19. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  20. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  21. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  22. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  23. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  24. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  36. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. Tonight
  38. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  40. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. Tomorrow
  42. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 8:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  48. 8:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  49. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  50. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  51. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  61. Tomorrow Night
  62. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. Sunday, May 8
  64. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  65. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  68. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  69. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  72. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  73. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  75. 8:30 AM Power Now
  76. 9:00 AM Monster Blades
  77. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  78. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  80. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  86. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  94. Sunday Night
  95. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  97. Monday, May 9
  98. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  99. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  103. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  104. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  105. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  106. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  108. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 9:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  110. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  112. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  115. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  122. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. Monday Night
  124. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. Tuesday, May 10
  127. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  132. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  135. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  138. 9:30 AM Give your Mom a Well Deserved Rest by giving her the Nuwave PIC
  139. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  140. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  141. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  147. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. Tuesday Night
  153. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  156. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Wednesday, May 11
  158. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  160. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  161. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  164. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  165. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  168. 9:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  169. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  170. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  171. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  172. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. Wednesday Night
  183. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Thursday, May 12
  187. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  188. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  189. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  190. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  191. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  192. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  193. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  194. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  198. 10:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  199. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. Thursday Night
  211. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. Friday, May 13
  213. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  214. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  215. 2:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  217. 5:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  222. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  223. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  227. 12:00 PM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  228. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. Friday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  244. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  245. Saturday, May 14
  246. 1:30 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  247. 4:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  248. 6:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  249. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  261. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  262. 6:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  263. Saturday Night
  264. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  265. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  266. Sunday, May 15
  267. 1:30 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  268. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  272. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 7:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  275. 7:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 1:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  287. 3:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  288. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  289. Sunday Night
  290. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  291. 11:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. Monday, May 16
  293. 1:30 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 4:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  304. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  305. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  309. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  310. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. Monday Night
  318. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 9:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. Tuesday, May 17
  323. 2:30 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  333. 12:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  338. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D)
  340. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  343. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. Tuesday Night
  347. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 8:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  349. 11:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. Wednesday, May 18
  351. 1:00 AM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. 3:00 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  353. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  363. 12:30 PM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. Wednesday Night
  376. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 8:30 PM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  378. 11:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • R
  379. Thursday, May 19
  380. 1:00 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  381. 2:00 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • TV-MA
  382. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  383. 4:00 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • TV-MA
  384. 5:00 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA
  385. 6:00 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA
  386. 7:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA
  387. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 10:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. 12:00 PM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  393. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  399. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)