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  1. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  5. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. Last Night
  11. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 9:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  14. 11:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  15. Today
  16. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  17. 3:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  19. 6:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  20. 8:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  21. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  22. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  23. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  24. 10:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  25. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  30. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  32. 5:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 7:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  34. Tonight
  35. 10:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 12:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  39. 3:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  40. 4:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 4:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 5:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 5:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 6:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. 6:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  46. 7:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 7:42 AM FXM Presents
  48. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  49. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  50. 9:00 AM Business On The Go
  51. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  52. 10:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  53. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 1:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  56. 3:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  57. 6:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  58. Tomorrow Night
  59. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  61. Monday, March 27
  62. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  63. 2:08 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  64. 3:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  65. 4:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  66. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 6:02 AM FXM Presents
  68. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  69. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  70. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  71. 7:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  72. 8:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  73. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  75. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  76. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  77. 12:00 PM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  78. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  80. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  87. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. Monday Night
  91. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 9:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  94. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. Tuesday, March 28
  96. 2:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  97. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 6:08 AM Paid Programming
  99. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  100. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  101. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  102. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  103. 8:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  104. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  106. 10:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  107. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  108. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  109. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  111. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 7:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  117. Tuesday Night
  118. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. Wednesday, March 29
  120. 1:00 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 2:03 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 3:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  123. 4:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  124. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  126. 6:00 AM Midnight Special
  127. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  128. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  129. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  130. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  131. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  132. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 10:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  135. 12:30 PM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  136. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  140. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  144. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  145. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. Wednesday Night
  147. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  148. Thursday, March 30
  149. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  150. 2:10 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  151. 3:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 4:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  153. 5:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  154. 6:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  155. 7:41 AM FXM Presents
  156. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  161. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  162. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  163. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  165. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  166. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  168. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  169. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  172. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. Thursday Night
  174. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  175. 11:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  176. Friday, March 31
  177. 1:30 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 5:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  180. 6:12 AM Paid Programming
  181. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  182. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  183. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  186. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  187. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 10:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  189. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  190. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  195. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  197. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  199. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. Friday Night
  201. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  202. 8:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  203. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. Saturday, April 1
  205. 2:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 3:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 5:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 8:08 AM Paid Programming
  210. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 10:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  214. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  215. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 2:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. 6:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. Saturday Night
  221. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Sunday, April 2
  223. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 2:13 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  225. 3:23 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  226. 4:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 5:42 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  228. 7:13 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  229. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 10:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  234. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  237. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 3:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 7:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. Sunday Night
  241. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. Monday, April 3
  243. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 2:04 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  245. 3:07 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  246. 4:14 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  247. 5:17 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  248. 5:48 AM FXM Presents
  249. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 10:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  258. 12:30 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  259. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  261. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  268. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  269. Monday Night
  270. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. Tuesday, April 4
  274. 2:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  285. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  286. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  294. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  295. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  296. Tuesday Night
  297. 8:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  299. Wednesday, April 5
  300. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  301. 2:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  302. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  303. 4:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  304. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  305. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  315. 12:30 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  318. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  319. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  322. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  323. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  325. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. Wednesday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  329. 11:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  330. Thursday, April 6
  331. 1:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  332. 4:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. 6:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  334. 7:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  335. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  341. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  342. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  349. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. Thursday Night
  352. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 8:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  354. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  355. Friday, April 7
  356. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 3:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  358. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 10:00 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  367. 12:30 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  368. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)