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  1. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  5. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. Last Night
  14. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 9:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  17. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. Today
  19. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA
  21. 5:21 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 5:51 AM FXM Presents
  23. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  24. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  25. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  26. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  27. 8:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  28. 8:30 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  29. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  30. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  31. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  32. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  33. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 7:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  45. Tonight
  46. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 1:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 2:10 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 3:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 4:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 5:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 6:03 AM FXM Presents
  54. 6:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  55. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  56. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  57. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  58. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  59. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  60. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  61. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  62. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  63. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  64. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  70. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  77. Thursday, April 27
  78. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  79. 2:14 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  80. 3:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  81. 4:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  82. 6:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 7:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 8:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 8:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  86. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  87. 9:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  88. 10:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  89. 12:30 PM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  94. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. Thursday Night
  101. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  103. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. Friday, April 28
  105. 2:00 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  109. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  110. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  111. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  112. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  113. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  114. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  116. 12:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  117. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. Friday Night
  129. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  130. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  131. Saturday, April 29
  132. 3:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  133. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  138. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  139. 10:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  140. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  147. 6:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  148. Saturday Night
  149. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  150. 11:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. Sunday, April 30
  152. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  154. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
  160. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  162. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  170. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  171. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  172. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  173. Sunday Night
  174. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  176. Monday, May 1
  177. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  181. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  183. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  185. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  188. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. Monday Night
  199. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  200. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  201. Tuesday, May 2
  202. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  203. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  204. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  205. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  208. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  215. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. Tuesday Night
  225. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  226. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  227. Wednesday, May 3
  228. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  229. 2:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  230. 3:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  231. 4:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  232. 5:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  234. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  243. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  244. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. Wednesday Night
  256. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  257. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. Thursday, May 4
  259. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  260. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  261. 3:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  262. 4:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  263. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  264. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  265. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  270. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  271. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  280. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. Thursday Night
  283. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  284. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. Friday, May 5
  287. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  299. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  300. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. Friday Night
  313. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  315. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. Saturday, May 6
  317. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 6:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 3:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  330. Saturday Night
  331. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. Sunday, May 7
  334. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 5:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 5:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 6:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 6:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  341. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 10:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  348. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 2:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. Sunday Night
  352. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. Monday, May 8
  355. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R