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  1. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  2. Today
  3. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  4. 3:00 AM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Room 33"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  6. 6:06 AM Tai Chi Master!
  7. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  8. 7:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  9. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  10. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  11. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 9:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  13. 10:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  14. 12:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  23. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. Tonight
  28. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 11:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. Tomorrow
  32. 1:30 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. 4:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  34. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  36. 7:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  37. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  38. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  39. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  40. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  41. 10:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  42. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Tomorrow Night
  54. 10:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. Thursday, August 25
  56. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  57. 2:16 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  58. 3:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  59. 4:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  60. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  61. 7:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  62. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  63. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  64. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  65. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  66. 10:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  67. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  68. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  75. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. Thursday Night
  79. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Friday, August 26
  82. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  83. 1:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 2:06 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  85. 2:39 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. 4:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  87. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 5:42 AM FXM Presents
  89. 6:00 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  90. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  91. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  92. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  93. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  94. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  95. 9:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  96. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  97. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  98. 12:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  99. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  100. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. Friday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  113. Saturday, August 27
  114. 2:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  115. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  116. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  118. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  120. 10:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  121. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  122. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  123. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 1:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  128. 4:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  129. 7:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. Saturday Night
  131. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. Sunday, August 28
  133. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 3:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 4:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 4:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  138. 5:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  139. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 6:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  142. 7:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 7:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  144. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  145. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  146. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  147. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 1:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 3:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Sunday Night
  158. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. Monday, August 29
  160. 1:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 2:03 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 3:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  163. 4:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  164. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  166. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  168. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  170. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 8:30 AM Power Now
  172. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  175. 12:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  176. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  184. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. Monday Night
  187. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  190. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  191. Tuesday, August 30
  192. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  193. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  194. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 10:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  205. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  206. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  208. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  211. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  213. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  216. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. Tuesday Night
  219. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  221. 9:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  223. Wednesday, August 31
  224. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  225. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  227. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  236. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  239. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  242. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  244. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. Wednesday Night
  249. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  250. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  251. Thursday, September 1
  252. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  253. 2:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  254. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  255. 4:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  256. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  257. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  258. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  259. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  260. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  265. 12:00 PM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  266. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  277. Thursday Night
  278. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. Friday, September 2
  280. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  281. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  282. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  283. 2:30 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  285. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  296. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  297. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  300. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  301. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  302. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. Friday Night
  310. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. Saturday, September 3
  313. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 5:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  315. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  321. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  329. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  332. 4:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  333. 6:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  334. Saturday Night
  335. 9:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. Sunday, September 4
  337. 12:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. 5:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  342. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 6:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 7:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  346. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  352. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  355. 4:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 7:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. Sunday Night
  358. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. Monday, September 5
  360. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  361. 2:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  362. 3:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 4:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  364. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  390. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. Monday Night
  395. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13