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  1. 8:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  2. 11:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. Today
  4. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  5. 3:00 AM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  6. 6:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  7. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  8. 7:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  9. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  10. 8:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  11. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  13. 10:00 AM Blackhat
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  14. 1:00 PM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  15. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. Tonight
  26. 10:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  27. Tomorrow
  28. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  29. 2:02 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  30. 3:04 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  31. 4:09 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  32. 5:11 AM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 5:41 AM FXM Presents
  34. 6:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  35. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  36. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  37. 7:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  38. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  39. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  40. 9:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  41. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  42. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  43. 12:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  49. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. Tomorrow Night
  56. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  57. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. Thursday, September 21
  59. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 4:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  61. 6:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  62. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 7:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  65. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  66. 9:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  67. 9:30 AM Amazing Abs
  68. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  69. 12:00 PM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  79. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. Thursday Night
  82. 8:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  83. 10:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  84. Friday, September 22
  85. 1:00 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  86. 1:34 AM Better Things "September"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. 2:08 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  88. 2:42 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 5:12 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  90. 5:46 AM FXM Presents
  91. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  92. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  93. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  94. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  95. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  96. 9:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  97. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  98. 10:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  99. 12:30 PM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  102. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  103. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  104. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  105. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. Friday Night
  112. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  113. 8:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  114. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. Saturday, September 23
  116. 2:00 AM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 5:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  118. 6:04 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  119. 6:34 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  120. 7:04 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:34 AM FXM Presents
  122. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  126. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  132. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  134. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  135. 2:30 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  136. 6:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Saturday Night
  138. 9:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  139. Sunday, September 24
  140. 12:00 AM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  141. 2:30 AM The Orville "Old Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  142. 3:30 AM The Orville "Command Performance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 4:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  144. 5:32 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  145. 6:06 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 6:36 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  147. 7:06 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  149. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  151. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  161. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 2:30 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  164. Sunday Night
  165. 8:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  166. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  167. Monday, September 25
  168. 2:00 AM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  169. 5:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  170. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  171. 6:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  172. 7:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  173. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  174. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  175. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 10:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  179. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  181. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  182. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. Monday Night
  190. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 8:30 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  192. 11:00 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  193. Tuesday, September 26
  194. 1:30 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  195. 4:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 10:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  205. 1:00 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  210. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  212. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. Tuesday Night
  216. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  217. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. Wednesday, September 27
  219. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  220. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  221. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA
  222. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  223. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  225. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  234. 12:00 PM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  235. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  236. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  238. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  241. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  242. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. Wednesday Night
  247. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. Thursday, September 28
  250. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 5:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 6:00 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  253. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  260. 12:30 PM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  261. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  265. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  267. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  268. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. Thursday Night
  272. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  273. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  274. Friday, September 29
  275. 1:00 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 1:30 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  277. 2:00 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 2:30 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  279. 4:30 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  280. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  282. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 10:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  291. 12:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  292. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  293. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  296. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. Friday Night
  302. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  303. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  304. Saturday, September 30
  305. 2:00 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  306. 5:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  307. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  316. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  317. 6:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  318. Saturday Night
  319. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 10:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  321. Sunday, October 1
  322. 1:00 AM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  323. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  324. 4:30 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 5:00 AM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  326. 5:30 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 6:00 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 6:30 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  329. 7:00 AM Louie "Bully"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  330. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  331. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  341. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  345. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 3:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  347. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. Sunday Night
  349. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  350. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  351. Monday, October 2
  352. 2:30 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  353. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 10:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  362. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  363. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  367. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  368. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  370. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. Monday Night
  373. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13