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  1. 2:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 6:00 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  3. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  4. 7:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  5. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  6. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  7. 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  8. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  9. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  10. 10:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  11. 1:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  12. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  19. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. Last Night
  22. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  25. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  26. Today
  27. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  28. 4:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  29. 6:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  30. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  32. 8:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  33. 8:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  34. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  35. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  36. 10:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  37. 12:30 PM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  38. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  40. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  41. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. Tonight
  49. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 9:00 PM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  52. 11:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  55. 3:00 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  56. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  58. 6:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  59. 7:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  60. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  61. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  62. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 9:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  64. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  65. 10:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. 12:00 PM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  67. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  71. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  72. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  79. Tomorrow Night
  80. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  81. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. Saturday, December 10
  83. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 5:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 8:00 AM Bob Hope: Thanks for the Memories
  86. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  87. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  88. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  89. 10:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  90. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  94. 2:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  96. Saturday Night
  97. 8:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  98. 11:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  99. Sunday, December 11
  100. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 5:33 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 6:03 AM Louie "Pot Luck"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  106. 6:33 AM Louie "A La Carte"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 7:03 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 7:36 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 8:06 AM Midnight Special
  110. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  111. 9:00 AM Zombie Christmas
  112. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  113. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  114. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  118. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 3:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  120. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  121. Sunday Night
  122. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Monday, December 12
  125. 2:00 AM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  129. 6:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  130. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  132. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 8:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  134. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  136. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  137. 12:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  140. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  144. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. Monday Night
  150. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 9:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  153. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  154. Tuesday, December 13
  155. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  156. 4:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  157. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  158. 6:30 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  159. 7:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  160. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 10:00 AM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  171. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  172. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  174. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. Tuesday Night
  179. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. 11:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. Wednesday, December 14
  182. 2:30 AM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. 6:00 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  184. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 8:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  189. 9:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  190. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 10:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. 1:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  193. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  198. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. Wednesday Night
  204. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 9:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  207. 11:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  208. Thursday, December 15
  209. 1:00 AM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  210. 3:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  211. 5:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  212. 6:06 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  213. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  214. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  219. 12:00 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  228. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. Thursday Night
  232. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 8:30 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  234. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  235. Friday, December 16
  236. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  237. 3:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  238. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  244. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  248. 12:00 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  249. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  250. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  251. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  252. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  255. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. Friday Night
  261. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  264. 11:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  265. Saturday, December 17
  266. 1:30 AM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  267. 3:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  268. 6:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  269. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 10:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  274. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  278. 2:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  279. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  280. 6:00 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  281. Saturday Night
  282. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 11:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  284. Sunday, December 18
  285. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  288. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  289. 5:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 5:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 6:00 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 6:30 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  293. 7:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 7:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 10:00 AM Ellen "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
    • TV-PG
  300. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 12:30 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  305. 4:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 7:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. Sunday Night
  308. 11:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Monday, December 19
  310. 2:30 AM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  320. 12:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  329. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. Monday Night
  331. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  332. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  333. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  334. 11:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  335. Tuesday, December 20
  336. 1:00 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  337. 3:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  338. 5:00 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 5:30 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  349. 12:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  350. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  359. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  361. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. Tuesday Night
  363. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  364. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  365. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  366. 11:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  367. Wednesday, December 21
  368. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG