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  1. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  2. 10:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 12:00 PM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  5. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  6. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  7. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  9. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  17. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  18. Today
  19. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 4:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  21. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  22. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  23. 7:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  24. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  25. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  26. 8:30 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  27. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  28. 9:30 AM The Perfect Yard
  29. 10:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  36. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  45. 11:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  48. 2:01 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 3:02 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. 4:12 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  51. 5:13 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 5:43 AM FXM Presents
  53. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  54. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  55. 7:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  56. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  57. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  58. 8:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  59. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  61. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  62. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  63. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  70. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  78. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Thursday, August 6
  80. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 3:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  84. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  87. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 9:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  89. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  90. 10:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  91. 10:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. 12:30 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  101. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 7:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  104. Thursday Night
  105. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. Friday, August 7
  107. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 1:32 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  109. 2:02 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 2:34 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  111. 3:04 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 3:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  113. 4:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 4:38 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  115. 5:08 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  117. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  118. 6:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  119. 7:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  120. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  121. 8:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  122. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  123. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  124. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  125. 10:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 12:00 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  127. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  129. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  130. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  136. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. Friday Night
  139. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. Saturday, August 8
  142. 2:00 AM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 5:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  144. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 9:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  149. 10:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 1:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  157. 3:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  158. 6:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  159. Saturday Night
  160. 9:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  161. Sunday, August 9
  162. 12:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  163. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 4:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 4:32 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 5:02 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  170. 5:33 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 6:03 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 6:35 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  173. 7:05 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  174. 7:36 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 8:06 AM Paid Programming
  176. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  177. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  180. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  187. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  188. Sunday Night
  189. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  190. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. Monday, August 10
  192. 1:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 2:09 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  194. 3:19 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  195. 4:28 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  197. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 8:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  202. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  206. 12:30 PM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  207. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  210. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. Monday Night
  219. 8:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. 11:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Tuesday, August 11
  222. 2:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 10:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  232. 12:00 PM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  233. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  236. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  242. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. Tuesday Night
  245. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  246. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. Wednesday, August 12
  248. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  249. 2:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  250. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  251. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  252. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  254. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 10:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  263. 12:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  264. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  266. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. Wednesday Night
  274. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  278. Thursday, August 13
  279. 2:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  280. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Orphans"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  281. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Magical Thinking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  282. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  284. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 10:00 AM An Unfinished Life
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  289. 12:00 PM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  290. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  295. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. Thursday Night
  302. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  303. 10:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  304. Friday, August 14
  305. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  306. 1:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  307. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. 2:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  309. 3:00 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  310. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  311. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 4:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  314. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  315. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 10:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  324. 12:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  325. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  328. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  329. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan's Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. Friday Night
  336. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  337. 8:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  338. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  339. Saturday, August 15
  340. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  341. 3:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  342. 6:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  343. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 10:00 AM Ellen "Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Harsh Light of Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Meets His Match"
    • TV-14  (L)
  350. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Epic Relationship Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  352. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  353. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  354. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  356. 5:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. Saturday Night
  358. 8:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. Sunday, August 16
  361. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 4:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 4:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  369. 6:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 6:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 7:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  372. 7:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  373. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 10:00 AM Ellen "Ellen: With Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 1:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. 4:30 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. Sunday Night
  388. 10:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  389. Monday, August 17
  390. 1:00 AM The Strain "Identity"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  391. 2:00 AM The Strain "Identity"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  392. 3:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  393. 4:00 AM The Strain "Identity"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  394. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  396. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 8:00 AM Hoover's best vacuum ever!
  401. 8:30 AM Paid Programming