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  1. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  2. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  3. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  4. 8:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  5. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  6. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  7. 9:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  8. 10:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  9. 12:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  10. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. Last Night
  22. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. Today
  25. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  26. 2:11 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  27. 3:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  28. 4:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  29. 5:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 6:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  31. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  32. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  33. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  34. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  35. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  36. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  38. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  39. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  48. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  57. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  58. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  59. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  60. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  62. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  63. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  64. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  65. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  66. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  67. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  69. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  70. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  72. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Friday, September 4
  82. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  85. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  86. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  88. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  89. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  90. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  92. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  93. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  94. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  95. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  96. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  97. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  98. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  99. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  100. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  101. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  105. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. Friday Night
  114. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. Saturday, September 5
  118. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  120. 8:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  121. 8:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  122. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  123. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  124. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  126. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  132. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  133. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  134. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  135. Saturday Night
  136. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  137. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Sunday, September 6
  139. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  144. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  147. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  148. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  150. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  151. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  152. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  154. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  155. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  162. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  163. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  164. Sunday Night
  165. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  166. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  167. Monday, September 7
  168. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  169. 2:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  170. 3:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  171. 4:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  172. 5:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 6:05 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  175. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  176. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 7:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  178. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  180. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  183. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  184. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  186. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  188. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  189. Monday Night
  190. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  191. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  192. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. Tuesday, September 8
  195. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  198. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  199. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  204. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  212. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  217. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  222. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. Tuesday Night
  225. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  226. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  227. Wednesday, September 9
  228. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  230. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  240. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  242. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  247. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. Wednesday Night
  251. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  254. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  255. Thursday, September 10
  256. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  257. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  259. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  260. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  261. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  266. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  268. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  269. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  278. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. Thursday Night
  280. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  282. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. Friday, September 11
  284. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  285. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  286. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  287. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 3:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  291. 4:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  298. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 10:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  302. 12:00 PM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  305. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  312. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. Friday Night
  315. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. Saturday, September 12
  319. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 3:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 5:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  323. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  329. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  331. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  334. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  336. 4:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  337. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. Saturday Night
  339. 11:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. Sunday, September 13
  341. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  348. 6:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  349. 6:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  350. 7:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 7:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  352. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  361. 3:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. Sunday Night
  364. 10:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. Monday, September 14
  366. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  367. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  368. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  369. 4:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  370. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  372. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  381. 12:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  382. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  390. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. Monday Night
  393. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  396. 11:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  397. Tuesday, September 15
  398. 1:00 AM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  399. 3:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  400. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)