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  1. 11:00 PM Inside March Madness
    • LIVE
  2. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "Sneak Peek"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  3. 11:57 PM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Today
  5. 2:57 AM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  6. 5:00 AM Evan Almighty
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  7. 7:00 AM New Girl "Helmet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 7:30 AM New Girl "Road Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Power of No"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  10. 8:30 AM SIGN OFF
  11. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  12. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  13. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  14. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  15. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  16. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  17. 12:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  18. 2:00 PM Shrek
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  19. 4:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  20. 6:00 PM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  21. Tonight
  22. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pity Party Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Show and Don't Tell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Loophole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Gamble"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. Tomorrow
  31. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  32. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 22, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  36. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Tournament"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  37. 3:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  38. 5:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  39. 7:00 AM Fletch
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  40. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  41. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  42. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  43. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  44. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  45. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  46. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  47. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  48. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  49. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  51. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  52. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 4:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 4:30 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 5:00 PM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 5:30 PM American Dad "Bully for Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Horse Rider-er"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Secret Admiral-erer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Glued, Where's My Bob?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  61. 7:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Human Flesh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. Tomorrow Night
  63. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Crawl Space"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  64. 8:30 PM Family Guy "I Take Thee, Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  65. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Sibling Rivalry"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  66. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Deep Throats"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 10:30 PM Family Guy "You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Petergeist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Untitled Griffin Family History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. Tuesday, March 28
  72. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Stewie B. Goode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Bango Was His Name-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 1:00 AM American Dad "An Incident at Owl Creek"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  75. 1:30 AM American Dad "Great Space Roaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 2:00 AM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  77. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  78. 3:30 AM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  79. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Break-up Scene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 6:00 AM The Taking of Pelham 123
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  83. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  84. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  86. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  87. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  88. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  89. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  91. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  93. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  94. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  95. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  96. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 3:00 PM American Dad "100 A.D."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  98. 3:30 PM American Dad "Son of Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 4:00 PM American Dad "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  100. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Food Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  101. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Loves Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  104. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  105. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  106. 7:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  107. Tuesday Night
  108. 8:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  109. 8:30 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  110. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  112. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  113. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  114. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  115. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. Wednesday, March 29
  117. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  119. 1:00 AM The Detour "The Heat"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  120. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Matrimonial Momentum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 2:00 AM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer; Joe Pera"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  122. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  123. 3:30 AM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer; Joe Pera"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  125. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Strokes of Goodwill"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Rich People Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 6:00 AM The Chronicles of Riddick
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  128. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  129. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  130. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  131. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  132. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  133. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  134. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  135. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  136. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  137. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  138. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 3:00 PM American Dad "White Rice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  142. 3:30 PM American Dad "There Will Be Bad Blood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 4:00 PM American Dad "The People vs. Martin Sugar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 4:30 PM American Dad "For Whom the Sleigh Bells Toll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  146. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Hell Comes to Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  148. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  151. Wednesday Night
  152. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  153. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  154. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  155. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  156. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  157. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  158. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Separation Oscillation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bachelor Party Corrosion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. Thursday, March 30
  161. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 2003 Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Perspiration Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Helium Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 29, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 2:00 AM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  167. 3:30 AM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  168. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  169. 5:00 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  171. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  172. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  173. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  174. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  175. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  176. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  177. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  178. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  179. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  180. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  181. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  182. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  184. 3:00 PM American Dad "Fartbreak Hotel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 3:30 PM American Dad "Stanny Boy and Frantastic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  186. 4:00 PM American Dad "A Piñata Named Desire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 4:30 PM American Dad "You Debt Your Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  188. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Saving Private Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  190. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  191. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  192. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  193. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  194. Thursday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  197. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  199. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  200. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  202. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  203. Friday, March 31
  204. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spock Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  205. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Mystery Date Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  206. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Platonic Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  207. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Earworm Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 2:00 AM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Mr. T; Dead Man Winter"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  209. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  210. 3:30 AM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Mr. T; Dead Man Winter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  211. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '90s Horse Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappearing Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 AM Punisher: War Zone
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  215. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  218. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  219. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  220. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  221. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  222. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  223. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  224. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  227. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  228. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  229. 3:00 PM American Dad "I Am the Walrus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  230. 3:30 PM American Dad "School Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  231. 4:00 PM American Dad "License to Till"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 4:30 PM American Dad "Jenny Fromdabloc"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Prick Up Your Ears"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Chick Cancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  236. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  237. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. Friday Night
  240. 8:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  241. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  243. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  244. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  246. 11:00 PM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  247. Saturday, April 1
  248. 1:00 AM ELeague "Preview Show"
    • NEW
  249. 2:00 AM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  250. 4:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  253. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  254. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  255. 9:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "I Love You"
    • TV-PG
  256. 9:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  257. 11:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  258. 1:30 PM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  259. 3:30 PM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  260. 5:30 PM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  261. 7:30 PM The Interview
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  262. Saturday Night
  263. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pretty Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Hoarder Culture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Opening Night Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  266. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Sales Call Sublimination"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. Sunday, April 2
  268. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Empathy Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Meemaw Materialization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Valentino Submergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Positive Negative Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 29, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  273. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  274. 3:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  275. 5:00 AM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  276. 7:00 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  277. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  278. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  279. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  280. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  281. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  282. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  283. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  284. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  285. 1:00 PM Search Party "The Mysterious Disappearance of The Girl No One Knew"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  286. 1:30 PM Search Party "The Woman Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  287. 2:00 PM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 2:30 PM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 3:00 PM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 3:30 PM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:00 PM Search Party "The Riddle Within the Trash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 4:30 PM Search Party "The Return of the Forgotten Phantom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 5:00 PM Search Party "Password to the Shadows"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 5:30 PM Search Party "The House of Uncanny Truths"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 6:00 PM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  296. Sunday Night
  297. 8:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  298. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  300. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  301. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. Monday, April 3
  303. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Viewing Party Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fermentation Bifurcation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  305. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Line Substitution Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Convergence Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 2:00 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  308. 4:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  309. 6:30 AM 17 Again
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  310. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  311. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  312. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  313. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  314. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  315. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  316. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  317. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  318. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  319. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  320. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  321. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  322. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  323. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  324. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Scarlett Getter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. 4:30 PM American Dad "Gorillas in the Mist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  327. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Worst Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 5:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Burger War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Sacred Cow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  331. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Hamburger Dinner Theater"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  332. 7:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  333. Monday Night
  334. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Art Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Amish Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  337. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 11:00 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. Tuesday, April 4
  343. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 1:00 AM American Dad "The Unbrave One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  346. 1:30 AM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  347. 2:00 AM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  348. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  349. 3:30 AM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  351. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Really Petty Cash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 6:00 AM Arthur
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  354. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  355. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  357. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  358. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  359. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  360. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  361. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  365. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  366. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. 3:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  369. 3:30 PM American Dad "Virtual In-Stanity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  370. 4:00 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  371. 4:30 PM American Dad "Hot Water"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Barely Legal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rupert"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  375. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  376. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  377. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  378. Tuesday Night
  379. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  380. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  381. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  382. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  383. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  384. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  385. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. Wednesday, April 5
  388. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  389. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Luminous Fish Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 1:00 AM The Detour "The Job"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hamburger Postulate"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  392. 2:00 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Job"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  394. 3:30 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  396. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pop-Up Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 6:00 AM The Longshots
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  399. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  400. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  401. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  402. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  404. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  405. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  406. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  407. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  408. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  409. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  410. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 3:00 PM American Dad "The Wrestler"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 3:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 4:00 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Two Dads"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  418. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  420. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  422. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  423. Wednesday Night
  424. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  425. 8:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  426. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  427. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  428. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  429. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  430. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  431. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. Thursday, April 6
  433. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  434. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  435. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  437. 2:00 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  439. 3:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 4:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 5:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Wedding Planner Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 5:30 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  443. 6:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  444. 6:30 AM Angie Tribeca "Commissioner Bigfish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  445. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  446. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  447. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  448. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  449. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  450. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  451. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  452. 10:30 AM