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  1. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  2. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  3. 6:00 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  4. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  5. 7:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. 7:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. Last Night
  8. 8:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Once Bitten"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Roasted Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  13. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  14. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  15. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  16. Today
  17. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  18. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  19. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  20. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 2:00 AM Conan "Jack Black; Kate Hudson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 3:00 AM Drop the Mic "Wayne Brady vs. Jake Owen; Kenny G. vs. Richard Marx"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 3:30 AM Conan "Jack Black; Kate Hudson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  24. 4:30 AM The Mechanic
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  25. 6:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Storytelling Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 7:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Lost Baggage"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  28. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  29. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  30. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  31. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  32. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  33. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  34. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  35. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  39. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  40. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  41. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  42. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  44. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  45. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  46. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  48. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  50. 7:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 7:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. Tonight
  53. 8:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 8:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Fighting Irish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Take My Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  58. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  59. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. Tomorrow
  62. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 1:00 AM ELEAGUE "The ELeague Cup: Rocket League Rounds 3 & Semifinals"
    • NEW
  65. 2:00 AM Bruce Almighty
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  66. 4:00 AM You Don't Mess With the Zohan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  67. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  68. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  69. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  70. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Raybert"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  73. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  74. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  75. 10:30 AM Bruce Almighty
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  76. 12:30 PM Blue Streak
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 2:30 PM You Don't Mess With the Zohan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  78. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  79. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  80. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  82. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  83. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  84. Tomorrow Night
  85. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  86. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  87. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  89. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  90. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  91. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. Sunday, December 17
  94. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 13, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  99. 2:30 AM Search Party "Denial"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  100. 3:00 AM Search Party "Hysteria"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  101. 3:30 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "Use Your Brain and Make It Rain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:00 AM Drop the Mic "Wayne Brady vs. Jake Owen; Kenny G. vs. Richard Marx"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And You Bet Your Ass"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Escape"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 AM Blue Streak
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. 7:30 AM New Girl "Operation: Bobcat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  107. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Stefania Arrives"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  110. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  111. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  113. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  114. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  115. 12:00 PM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 2:30 PM True Lies
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  117. 5:30 PM Horrible Bosses 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  118. Sunday Night
  119. 8:00 PM Get Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  120. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  122. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  123. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. Monday, December 18
  125. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gyroscopic Collapse"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Long Distance Dissonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 1:00 AM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  128. 1:30 AM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  129. 2:00 AM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  130. 2:30 AM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  131. 3:00 AM The Bourne Identity
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  132. 5:30 AM The Bourne Supremacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 7:30 AM New Girl "Rumspringa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 8:00 AM New Girl "Young Adult"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  136. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  137. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  138. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  139. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  140. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  142. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  143. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  144. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  145. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  146. 2:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  147. 2:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  148. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 4:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  151. 4:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 5:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 5:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  154. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Best Burger"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Father of the Bob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  156. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Tina Tailor Soldier Spy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 7:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Midday Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  158. Monday Night
  159. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Speakeasy Rider"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Pilling Them Softly"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Papa Has a Rollin' Son"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Guy Robot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Peternormal Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Chris & Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 11:00 PM Family Guy "The Finer Strings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 11:30 PM Family Guy "The Dating Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. Tuesday, December 19
  168. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Cop and a Half-wit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Saturated Fat Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 1:00 AM Tarantula "Pajattery"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 1:30 AM Tarantula "Frog Flog"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 2:00 AM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  173. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  174. 3:30 AM Conan "Stephen Colbert; Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pity Party Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Show and Don't Tell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Loophole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 6:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  179. 6:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 7:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  182. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  183. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  184. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  185. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  186. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  188. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  189. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  191. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  192. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  193. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  194. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  195. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  196. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  198. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  201. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  202. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  203. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  204. 7:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  205. 7:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  206. Tuesday Night
  207. 8:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 8:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 9:00 PM Family Guy "The Peanut Butter Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Scammed Yankees"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  212. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. Wednesday, December 20
  216. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 1:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 1:30 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 2:00 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 3:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 3:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  223. 4:30 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  224. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  226. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  227. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  228. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  229. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  230. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  231. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  232. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  233. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  234. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  235. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  236. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  237. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  238. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  239. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  240. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  241. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  243. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  244. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  246. 6:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  247. 6:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  248. 7:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 7:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. Wednesday Night
  251. 8:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  252. 8:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 9:00 PM Family Guy "An App a Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  256. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  259. Thursday, December 21
  260. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  263. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. 2:00 AM Conan "Bill Clinton; Jack Whitehall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  265. 3:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. 3:30 AM Conan "Bill Clinton; Jack Whitehall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  267. 4:30 AM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  268. 5:00 AM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  269. 5:30 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 6:00 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 6:30 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  272. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  274. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  275. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  276. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  277. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  278. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  280. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  281. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  282. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  283. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  284. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  285. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  286. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  287. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  288. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  289. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  290. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  291. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  292. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  293. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  294. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  295. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  296. 7:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 7:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. Thursday Night
  299. 8:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  300. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  301. 9:00 PM Family Guy "A Lot Going on Upstairs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Heartbreak Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  304. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  305. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  306. 11:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  307. Friday, December 22
  308. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  309. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 2:00 AM Conan "The Cast of Daddy's Home 2; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  313. 3:00 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:30 AM Conan "The Cast of Daddy's Home 2; Jon Dore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 4:30 AM Project X
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  316. 6:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Gamble"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 7:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '80s Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  319. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  320. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  322. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  323. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  324. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  325. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  326. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  328. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  329. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  330. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  332. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  333. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  334. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG
  335. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Inappropriate Sister"
    • TV-PG
  336. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Routine"
    • TV-PG
  337. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  339. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  340. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Step Forward"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:00 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 7:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. Friday Night
  344. 8:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 8:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  346. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the North Pole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  347. 10:00 PM Family Guy "The 2,000-Year-Old-Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. Saturday, December 23
  352. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  353. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 1:00 AM Surprise! Instant Xmas Carol!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:00 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 2:30 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 3:00 AM ELEAGUE "The ELeague Cup: Rocket League Finals"
    • NEW
  358. 4:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  359. 6:30 AM Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  361. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  362. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  363. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  364. 11:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  365. 1:00 PM Hot Pursuit
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 3:00 PM Never Been Kissed
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  367. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  368. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  369. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG
  370. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Inappropriate Sister"
    • TV-PG
  371. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Routine"
    • TV-PG
  372. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  373. Saturday Night
  374. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  375. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  376. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  377. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  378. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  379. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  380. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  381. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  382. Sunday, December 24
  383. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "December 20, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  388. 2:30 AM Search Party "Frenzy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  389. 3:00 AM Search Party "Psychosis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  390. 3:30 AM Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild "The Game for Playas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 4:00 AM Drop the Mic "David Arquette vs. Brian Tyree Henry; Jesse Tyler Ferguson vs. Chrissy Metz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 5:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  395. 7:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "All I Want for Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Christmas Picture"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  397. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Christmas Present"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  399. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  400. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  401. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  402. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  403. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  404. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  405. 12:30 PM Bedtime Stories
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  406. 2:15 PM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  407. 4:00 PM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  408. 6:00 PM Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  409. Sunday Night
  410. 8:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  411. 10:00 PM Surprise! Instant Xmas Carol!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 11:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  413. Monday, December 25
  414. 1:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  415. 3:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  416. 5:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  417. 7:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  418. 9:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  419. 11:00 AM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  420. 1:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  421. 3:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  422. 5:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  423. 7:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  424. Monday Night
  425. 9:00 PM A Christmas Story
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  426. 11:00 PM American Dad "Santa, Schmanta"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  427. 11:30 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  428. Tuesday, December 26
  429. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  431. 1:00 AM Tarantula "Shabzinzo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  432. 1:30 AM Tarantula "Pig Head"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  433. 2:00 AM Conan "Bob Newhart; Tom Segura; Sheryl Crow"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 3:00 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  435. 3:30 AM Conan "Bob Newhart; Tom Segura; Sheryl Crow"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  436. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Very Christmas Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  438. 5:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 6:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 6:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Two Openings: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 7:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "A