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  1. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  2. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  3. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  4. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Boston Red Sox at New York Mets"
    • LIVE
  5. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  6. 4:30 PM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  7. 6:15 PM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  8. Last Night
  9. 8:45 PM Meet the Browns
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  10. 11:00 PM Why Did I Get Married?
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  11. Today
  12. 1:30 AM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  13. 4:00 AM Our Family Wedding
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  14. 6:00 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  15. 7:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  16. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  17. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Singing and Dancing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  20. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  21. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  22. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  24. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  26. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  28. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  29. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 3:30 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 4:00 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 4:30 PM American Dad "Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
    • TV-14  (L)
  33. 5:00 PM American Dad "Frannie 911"
    • TV-14  (L)
  34. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 6:00 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 6:30 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 7:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  38. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  39. Tonight
  40. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  41. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  42. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  43. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  44. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  45. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
    • TV-PG
  46. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  47. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:00 AM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  50. 12:30 AM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 1:00 AM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  54. 3:00 AM The Office "Cafe Disco"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Little Girl Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  57. 5:00 AM Young Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  58. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  59. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  60. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  61. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Zygote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Anniversary Chicken"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  64. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  65. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  66. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  67. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  69. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  70. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  71. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 3:30 PM American Dad "Tearjerker"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  75. 4:00 PM American Dad "Oedipal Panties"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. 4:30 PM American Dad "Widowmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  77. 5:00 PM American Dad "Red October Sky"
    • TV-14
  78. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  79. 6:00 PM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 6:30 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  82. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  83. Tomorrow Night
  84. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  85. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  86. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  87. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  88. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  90. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  91. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. Wednesday, September 2
  93. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  96. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  98. 3:00 AM The Office "Company Picnic"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  100. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "When the Time Comes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  101. 5:00 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  102. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  103. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  104. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  107. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  108. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  110. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  115. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  116. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 3:30 PM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 4:30 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 5:00 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  122. 6:00 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 6:30 PM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  125. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. Wednesday Night
  127. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  128. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  130. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  131. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  132. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  133. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. Thursday, September 3
  136. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  137. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  141. 3:00 AM The Office "Gossip"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  143. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "The Same Old You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 5:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  145. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  146. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  147. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  151. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  152. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  153. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  154. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  155. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  156. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  157. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  158. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  160. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 4:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  162. 4:30 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 5:00 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 5:30 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 6:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  168. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  169. Thursday Night
  170. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  171. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  172. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  173. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  174. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  175. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  176. 11:00 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  177. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
    • TV-14  (D)
  178. Friday, September 4
  179. 12:00 AM Family Guy "From Method to Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  181. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  182. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  184. 3:00 AM The Office "The Meeting"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  185. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  186. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "No Reason to Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 5:00 AM Invincible
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  188. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  189. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  190. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  193. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  194. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  195. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  196. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  197. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  198. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  202. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  204. 4:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 4:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 5:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 5:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 6:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 6:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  211. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  212. Friday Night
  213. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  214. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  215. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  216. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  217. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  218. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  219. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  220. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. Saturday, September 5
  222. 12:00 AM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 1:45 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 4:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  225. 6:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  226. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  227. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  228. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  229. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  230. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 11:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  233. 1:00 PM Drillbit Taylor
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  234. 3:15 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 5:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  236. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  237. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  238. Saturday Night
  239. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  240. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  241. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  243. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  244. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  245. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. Sunday, September 6
  248. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  250. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  251. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 2:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 3:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 4:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 5:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  257. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  258. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  259. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  260. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  261. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  263. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  264. 11:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  265. 12:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  266. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  267. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  268. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  271. 5:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  272. Sunday Night
  273. 8:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  274. 11:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. Monday, September 7
  276. 1:30 AM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. 4:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  278. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  279. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  280. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  281. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  284. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  285. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  286. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  287. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  288. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  289. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  290. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  291. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  292. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  293. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  294. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  295. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  296. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  297. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  298. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  299. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  300. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  301. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  302. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  303. Monday Night
  304. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  305. 8:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  307. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  308. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  310. 11:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
    • TV-14  (D)
  311. 11:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  312. Tuesday, September 8
  313. 12:00 AM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 12:30 AM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 3:00 AM The Office "The Promotion"
    • TV-PG
  319. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Cry to Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 5:00 AM Mamma Mia!
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  322. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  323. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  324. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  325. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  328. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  329. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  330. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  331. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  332. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  333. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  334. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  335. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  336. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  337. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  338. 3:30 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D)
  340. 4:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  341. 5:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  342. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"
    • TV-14  (D)
  343. 6:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 6:30 PM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  347. Tuesday Night
  348. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  349. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  350. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  351. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  352. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  354. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. Wednesday, September 9
  357. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  358. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 3:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  363. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Walls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 5:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  366. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  367. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  368. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  371. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  372. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  373. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  374. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  375. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  376. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  377. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  378. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  379. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  380. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 3:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 4:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  383. 4:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  384. 5:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  385. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  386. 6:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  387. 6:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  389. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  390. Wednesday Night
  391. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  392. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  393. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  394. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  396. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  397. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  399. Thursday, September 10
  400. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  401. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  402. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  405. 3:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  406. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  407. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  408. 5:00 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  409. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  410. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  411. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Chair"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  415. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  416. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  417. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  418. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  419. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  422. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  423. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  424. 3:30 PM American Dad "Weiner of Our Discontent"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  425. 4:00 PM American Dad "Daddy Queerest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  426. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  427. 5:00 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  428. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  429. 6:00 PM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 6:30 PM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  432. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  433. Thursday Night
  434. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  435. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  436. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  437. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  438. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  439. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  440. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Brian the Bachelor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  441. 11:30 PM Family Guy "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. Friday, September 11
  443. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  444. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  446. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  448. 3:00 AM The Office "Mafia"
    • TV-PG
  449. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  450. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "You're Gonna Get It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 5:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  452. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  453. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  454. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "A Big Bust"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  455. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  457. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  458. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"