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  1. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  2. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Little Kicks"
    • TV-PG
  3. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  5. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. Today
  7. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 1:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Berlin"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  10. 2:00 AM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:30 AM Conan "Jake Gyllenhaal; Ronda Rousey; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  13. 4:30 AM The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  14. 6:30 AM 17 Again
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  15. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  16. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  17. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  18. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  19. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  20. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  21. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  22. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  25. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  28. 3:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  29. 3:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  30. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  31. 4:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  34. 6:00 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 6:30 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 7:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  37. 7:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  40. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  42. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fatigues"
    • TV-PG
  43. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  44. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  49. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 2:00 AM Conan "T.J. Miller; Melissa Rauch; The Lemon Twigs"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 3:00 AM Billy on the Street "Miracle on 34th Streep With Andy Samberg!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:30 AM Conan "T.J. Miller; Melissa Rauch; The Lemon Twigs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chicken Roaster"
    • TV-PG
  56. 5:00 AM Eraser
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  57. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  58. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  59. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  60. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  61. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  62. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  63. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  64. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  65. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  66. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  67. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  71. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 3:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  73. 3:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 4:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 4:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 6:00 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 6:30 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  81. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  84. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  85. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  86. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  87. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  89. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. Saturday, December 10
  92. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  93. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:00 AM The Mexican
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  99. 5:30 AM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  100. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  101. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  102. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  103. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  104. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  105. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  106. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  107. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  108. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  109. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  110. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  111. 1:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. 3:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 5:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  114. 5:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 6:00 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  116. Saturday Night
  117. 8:30 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  118. 10:30 PM Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    • TV-G
  119. 11:00 PM The Elf on the Shelf: An Elf's Story
    • TV-G
  120. 11:30 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  121. Sunday, December 11
  122. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 2:30 AM People of Earth "Last Day on Earth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  124. 3:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 3:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 5:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 7:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  130. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  131. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  132. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  133. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  134. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  135. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  136. 12:00 PM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  137. 2:15 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  138. 4:15 PM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  139. 6:30 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  140. Sunday Night
  141. 9:00 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  142. 11:30 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  143. Monday, December 12
  144. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 3:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Berlin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 4:00 AM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  148. 6:15 AM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  149. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  150. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  151. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  152. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  153. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  154. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  156. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  157. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  158. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  162. 3:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  163. 3:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  164. 4:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  165. 4:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Carpe Museum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Unnatural"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  168. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "A River Runs Through Bob"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Fort Night"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  170. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Seaplane!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Giggity Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. Monday Night
  173. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Valentine's Day in Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Chris Cross"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Call Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Turban Cowboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 10:00 PM Family Guy "12 and a Half Angry Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Bigfat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  179. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Total Recall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 11:30 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  181. Tuesday, December 13
  182. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
    • NEW
  183. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Save the Clam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  184. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Farmer Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  186. 2:00 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. 3:00 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
  188. 3:30 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  190. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  191. 7:00 AM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 7:30 AM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  194. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  195. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  196. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  197. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  198. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  199. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  200. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  201. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  204. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  206. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  207. 3:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Quagmire's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Jerome Is the New Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 6:00 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 6:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. Tuesday Night
  218. 8:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  219. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  220. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  221. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  222. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  223. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  224. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  226. Wednesday, December 14
  227. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  229. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  230. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 2:00 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:30 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  235. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  236. 7:00 AM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 7:30 AM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  238. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  239. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  240. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  241. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 10:00 AM SAG Nominations
    • LIVE
  243. 10:10 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  244. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  245. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  246. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  247. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  248. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  249. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  250. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 3:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  254. 3:30 PM American Dad "Of Ice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:00 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  256. 4:30 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Dog Gone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Business Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 6:00 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 6:30 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  262. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  263. Wednesday Night
  264. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  265. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  266. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  267. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  268. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  270. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  272. Thursday, December 15
  273. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  277. 2:00 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  278. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 3:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  280. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  281. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  282. 7:00 AM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 7:30 AM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  285. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  286. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  287. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  288. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  289. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  290. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  294. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  295. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  296. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 3:00 PM American Dad "Bush Comes to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 3:30 PM American Dad "American Dream Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:00 PM American Dad "A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial"
    • TV-14  (D)
  301. 4:30 PM American Dad "Black Mystery Month"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  302. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Big Man on Hippocampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Dial Meg for Murder"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  304. 6:00 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 6:30 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  308. Thursday Night
  309. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  310. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  311. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  312. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  313. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  314. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  315. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. Friday, December 16
  318. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  322. 2:00 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; The Pretenders"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 3:00 AM Billy on the Street
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 3:30 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; The Pretenders"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  326. 5:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 7:00 AM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  329. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  330. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  331. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  332. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  333. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  334. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  338. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  339. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 3:00 PM American Dad "Apocalypse to Remember"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  344. 3:30 PM American Dad "Four Little Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 4:00 PM American Dad "When a Stan Loves a Woman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  346. 4:30 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  348. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Extra-Large Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 6:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  352. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  353. Friday Night
  354. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  355. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  356. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  357. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  358. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  359. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  360. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  361. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. Saturday, December 17
  363. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Look of the Irish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 4:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  372. 6:45 AM The Heartbreak Kid
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  373. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  374. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  375. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  376. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  377. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  378. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
    • TV-PG
  379. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  380. 12:30 PM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  381. 2:30 PM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  382. 5:00 PM Red
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  385. Saturday Night
  386. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  387. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Minor Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Grate Expectations"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappointing Unit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wrecking Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  393. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. Sunday, December 18
  395. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  396. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  397. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  398. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  400. 2:30 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
  401. 3:00 AM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  402. 3:30 AM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 4:00 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  404. 6:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  405. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  408. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  409. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  410. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  411. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  412. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  413. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  414. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  415. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  416. 1:30 PM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  417. 3:45 PM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  418. 5:45 PM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  419. Sunday Night
  420. 8:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  421. 10:00 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  422. Monday, December 19
  423. 12:00 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  424. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  425. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 3:00 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  427. 5:00 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  428. 7:00 AM College Road Trip
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  429. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  430. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  431. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  432. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  433. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  434. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  435. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  436. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  437. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  438. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  439. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  440. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 3:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  443. 3:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  444. 4:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  445. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  446. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "My Big Fat Greek Bob"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  447. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Turkey in a Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Purple Rain-Union"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  449. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Bob and Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  450. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Christmas in the Car"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  451. 7:30 PM Family Guy "No Country Club for Old Men"
    • TV-14