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  1. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the One-Night Stands"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 2:00 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  5. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 3:30 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  8. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 5:30 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  10. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  11. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  12. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  13. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  14. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  15. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  16. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  17. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  18. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  19. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  20. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  24. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 3:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 4:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 5:00 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 6:00 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 6:30 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  33. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  34. Last Night
  35. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  36. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  37. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  38. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  39. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  40. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  41. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. Today
  44. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  47. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 2:00 AM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  49. 4:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. 5:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  52. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  53. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  54. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  55. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  56. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  57. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  58. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  59. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  60. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  61. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  62. 2:00 PM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  63. 4:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  64. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  65. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  66. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  67. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  68. Tonight
  69. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  76. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  77. Tomorrow
  78. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  80. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 2:30 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  84. 4:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  85. 6:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  86. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  87. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  88. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  89. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  90. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  91. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  92. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  93. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  94. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  95. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  96. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  97. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  98. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  99. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  100. Tomorrow Night
  101. 8:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  102. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  103. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 11:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  105. Monday, August 29
  106. 1:15 AM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  107. 3:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  108. 6:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  109. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  110. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  111. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  112. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  113. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  114. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  115. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  116. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  118. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  120. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  122. 3:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  123. 3:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  124. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  125. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  126. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  127. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  128. 6:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 6:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  131. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  132. Monday Night
  133. 8:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 8:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 9:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 9:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  138. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 11:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  141. Tuesday, August 30
  142. 12:00 AM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 2:00 AM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 3:30 AM Conan "Walton Goggins; Tig Notaro; Corinne Bailey Rae"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 5:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  152. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  153. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  154. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  155. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  156. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  157. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  158. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  159. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  161. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 3:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 3:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 4:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 4:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  171. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 6:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 6:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  175. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  176. Tuesday Night
  177. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  178. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  179. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  180. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  181. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  182. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  183. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  185. Wednesday, August 31
  186. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  188. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 2:00 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 3:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  194. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 5:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  196. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  197. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  198. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  200. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  201. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  202. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  203. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  204. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  205. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  206. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  207. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  208. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 3:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 3:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 4:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 4:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 6:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  219. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  220. Wednesday Night
  221. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  222. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  223. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  224. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  225. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  226. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  227. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  229. Thursday, September 1
  230. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  234. 2:00 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  235. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 3:30 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 5:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  240. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  241. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  244. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  245. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  246. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  247. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  248. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  249. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  250. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  252. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 3:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 3:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 5:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  260. 6:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 6:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  264. Thursday Night
  265. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  266. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  268. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  270. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  271. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. Friday, September 2
  274. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 2:00 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 3:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  281. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 5:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  284. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  285. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  288. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  290. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  291. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  292. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  293. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  294. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  297. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 3:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 4:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 5:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 6:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 6:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  308. Friday Night
  309. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  310. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  311. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  312. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  313. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  314. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  315. 11:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  316. Saturday, September 3
  317. 1:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  318. 3:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 3:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 4:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  321. 6:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  322. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  323. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  324. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  325. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  326. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  327. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  328. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  329. 12:00 PM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  330. 1:45 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  331. 3:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  332. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  333. 6:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  334. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  335. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  336. Saturday Night
  337. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  343. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. Sunday, September 4
  346. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  348. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  349. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 2:30 AM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  352. 4:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  353. 6:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  354. 8:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  355. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  356. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  357. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  358. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  359. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  360. 11:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  362. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  363. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  364. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  365. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  366. 7:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  367. Sunday Night
  368. 9:00 PM The Muppets
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  369. 11:00 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  370. Monday, September 5
  371. 1:15 AM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  372. 3:30 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  373. 6:15 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  374. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  375. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  376. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  377. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  378. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  379. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  380. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  381. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  382. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  383. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  384. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  385. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  386. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  387. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  388. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  389. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  390. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  391. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  392. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  393. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  395. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. Monday Night
  398. 8:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 8:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 9:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 9:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  402. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 10:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  404. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 11:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  406. Tuesday, September 6
  407. 12:00 AM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  408. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 1:00 AM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  411. 2:00 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 3:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "I Need to Know"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 5:00 AM Cougar Town "Between Two Worlds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  416. 5:30 AM All About the Benjamins
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  417. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  418. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  419. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  420. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  421. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  423. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  424. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  425. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  426. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  427. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  429. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  430. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  431. 3:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  432. 3:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  433. 4:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 4:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Book of Joe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 6:00 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 6:30 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  439. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  440. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  441. Tuesday Night
  442. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  443. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  444. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  445. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  447. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  448. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  449. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  450. Wednesday, September 7
  451. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  452. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG