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  1. 5:00 PM The Help
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  4. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  8. Today
  9. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  12. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 2:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 2:30 AM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 5:00 AM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  17. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  18. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  19. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  20. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  21. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  22. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  23. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  24. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  25. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  26. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  27. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  29. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Assistant"
    • TV-PG
  30. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Frapp Attack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "American Prankster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 4:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 4:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  34. 5:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 5:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  36. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Human Flesh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Crawl Space"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  38. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sacred Cow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  39. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  42. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
    • TV-14
  43. 9:00 PM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  44. 9:30 PM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
    • TV-14  (D)
  45. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Running Mates"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  46. 10:30 PM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
    • TV-14
  47. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 11:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  49. Tomorrow
  50. 12:00 AM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  51. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  52. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  53. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Muslim-American Reporting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 2:00 AM Conan "Patton Oswalt; Joe Walsh; Tall Heights"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:30 AM Conan "Patton Oswalt; Joe Walsh; Tall Heights"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Into the Great Wide Open"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  58. 5:00 AM Sex Drive
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  59. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  60. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  61. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  62. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  63. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  64. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  65. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  66. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  67. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  68. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  69. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  71. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  72. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 3:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  75. 3:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. 4:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  77. 4:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  79. 5:30 PM Family Guy "There's Something About Paulie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 6:00 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 6:30 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  82. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Engagement Picture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  83. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Nap Partners"
    • TV-PG
  84. Tomorrow Night
  85. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Library Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  86. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  88. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  89. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  90. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  91. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  93. Wednesday, September 28
  94. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  97. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 2:00 AM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:30 AM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  101. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Do Me Like That"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  102. 5:00 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  104. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  105. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  106. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  107. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  108. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  109. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  110. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  111. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  112. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  114. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  115. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Flush of Genius"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 3:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  119. 3:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 4:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 4:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  122. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D)
  123. 5:30 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  124. 6:00 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 6:30 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Cheesecakes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where They're Up All Night"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. Wednesday Night
  129. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rosita Dies"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where They All Turn Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  131. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  132. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  133. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  134. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  135. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  136. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  137. Thursday, September 29
  138. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  142. 2:00 AM Conan "Phoebe Robinson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  143. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 3:30 AM Conan "Phoebe Robinson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "I Won't Back Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  146. 5:00 AM The Last Boy Scout
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  147. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  148. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  150. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  151. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  152. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  154. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  155. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  156. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  157. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  158. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  159. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 3:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  163. 3:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  164. 4:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 4:30 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 5:00 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  167. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  168. 6:00 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 6:30 PM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  171. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  172. Thursday Night
  173. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  174. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  175. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  176. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  177. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  178. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  179. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. Friday, September 30
  182. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 2:00 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:30 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "You Wreck Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 5:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  191. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  192. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  194. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  195. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  196. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  197. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  198. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  199. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  200. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  201. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  202. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  205. 3:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 5:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  209. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  210. 6:00 PM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 6:30 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  214. Friday Night
  215. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  216. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  218. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  219. 10:00 PM ELeague "Overwatch Open Grand Final"
    • LIVE
  220. Saturday, October 1
  221. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 1:00 AM Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 1:30 AM Bob's Burgers "Hamburger Dinner Theater"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  225. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  226. 2:30 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 3:00 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  228. 5:00 AM Hope Springs
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  229. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  230. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  231. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  232. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  233. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Library"
    • TV-PG
  234. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  235. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  236. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  237. 11:30 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  238. 1:30 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  239. 4:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  240. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  241. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  242. 7:00 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  243. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  244. Saturday Night
  245. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. Sunday, October 2
  254. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 2:30 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  260. 4:30 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  261. 6:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  262. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  263. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  264. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  265. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  266. 10:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  267. 12:30 PM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  268. 2:30 PM MLB on TBS
    • LIVE
  269. 3:00 PM MLB Baseball
    • LIVE
  270. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  271. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  272. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Date"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stain"
    • TV-PG
  274. Sunday Night
  275. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  276. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  277. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Minor Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Grate Expectations"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappointing Unit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wrecking Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. Monday, October 3
  284. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 2:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 2:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  290. 4:30 AM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  291. 6:30 AM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  292. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  293. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  294. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  295. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  296. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  298. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  299. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  300. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stripper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  301. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  302. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  303. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  304. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  306. 4:00 PM American Dad "Of Ice & Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 4:30 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  308. 5:00 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 5:30 PM American Dad "Bush Comes to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Bed & Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Art Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. Monday Night
  315. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  317. 9:00 PM Family Guy "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 9:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  319. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Lethal Weapons"
    • TV-14  (D)
  321. 11:00 PM Family Guy "The Kiss Seen 'Round the World"
    • TV-14
  322. 11:30 PM American Dad "American Dream Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. Tuesday, October 4
  324. 12:00 AM American Dad "A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial"
    • TV-14  (D)
  325. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  327. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Gym and Juice"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 5:00 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  333. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  334. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  335. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  336. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  337. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  338. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  339. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  340. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  341. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  342. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  345. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  346. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  348. 3:00 PM American Dad "Black Mystery Month"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  349. 3:30 PM American Dad "Apocalypse to Remember"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  350. 4:00 PM American Dad "Four Little Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 4:30 PM American Dad "When a Stan Loves a Woman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  353. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  354. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  355. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  356. 7:00 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  357. 7:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  358. Tuesday Night
  359. 8:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Wild Card Game: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  360. 11:30 PM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  361. Wednesday, October 5
  362. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  363. 12:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  364. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  365. 1:30 AM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Inside Outside Situation"
  368. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 5:00 AM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 5:30 AM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. 6:00 AM College Road Trip
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  373. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  374. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  375. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  376. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  377. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  378. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  379. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  380. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  381. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  382. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  383. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  384. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  386. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  387. 3:00 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 3:30 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  389. 4:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  390. 4:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  391. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  393. 6:00 PM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  394. 6:30 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  396. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  397. Wednesday Night
  398. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  399. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  400. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  401. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  402. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  403. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  404. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  405. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  406. Thursday, October 6
  407. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  408. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  409. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  410. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  411. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Escape Room"
  413. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. 5:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  416. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  417. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  418. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  419. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  421. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  422. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  423. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  424. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  425. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  426. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Affair Trade"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Offensive Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  428. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Mild Bunch"
    • TV-14
  429. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  430. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  431. 3:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  432. 3:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  433. 4:00 PM American Dad "Big Trouble in Little Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 4:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  435. 5:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  436. Thursday Night
  437. 8:30 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  438. Friday, October 7
  439. 12:00 AM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  440. 12:30 AM American Dad "Haylias"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  441. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  442. 1:30 AM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  443. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  444. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the No New Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  446. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  447. 5:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Coming Out Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 5:30 AM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 6:00 AM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 6:30 AM Resident Evil: Afterlife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  451. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  452. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  453. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  454. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  455. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG