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  1. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  2. 4:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  3. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  4. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  5. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  6. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  7. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  8. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  9. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  14. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  18. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. Last Night
  20. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  21. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  22. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  23. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  24. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  26. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  27. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  28. Today
  29. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  30. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  32. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  34. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  36. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  38. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  39. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  40. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  41. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  43. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  44. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  45. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  48. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  50. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  51. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  52. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  54. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. Tonight
  57. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  58. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  59. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  60. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  61. Tomorrow
  62. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  63. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  65. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  66. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  67. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  68. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  69. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  70. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  71. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  72. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  73. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  75. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  76. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  77. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  79. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  80. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  81. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  82. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  84. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  86. Tomorrow Night
  87. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  91. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  92. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  93. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. Friday, September 2
  96. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  97. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  98. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  99. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  100. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  106. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  108. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  109. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  110. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  111. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  112. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  116. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  117. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  118. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  119. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  121. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  122. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  123. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  124. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  127. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  128. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  132. Friday Night
  133. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  134. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  140. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  141. Saturday, September 3
  142. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  145. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 2:04 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  147. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  148. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 3:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  150. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  151. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  152. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  153. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  155. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  156. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  159. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  161. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  162. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  163. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  164. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. Saturday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  167. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. Sunday, September 4
  169. 12:00 AM You're the Worst "There Is Not Currently a Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 12:30 AM You're the Worst "Spooky Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  171. 1:00 AM You're the Worst "LCD Soundsystem"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  172. 1:30 AM You're the Worst "A Right Proper Story"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  173. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "A Rapidly Mutating Virus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  174. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "Other Things You Could Be Doing"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  175. 3:00 AM You're the Worst "The Heart Is a Dumb Dumb"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  176. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  182. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  186. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  189. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  191. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  192. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  193. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  194. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  195. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  196. Sunday Night
  197. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  198. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  199. Monday, September 5
  200. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  205. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  210. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  219. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  220. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  221. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  223. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  224. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  225. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  226. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  227. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  228. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  229. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  230. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  231. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  232. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  233. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  235. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  236. Monday Night
  237. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  241. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  242. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  243. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  244. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. Tuesday, September 6
  246. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  248. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  249. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  250. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  256. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  260. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  261. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  262. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  264. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  265. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  266. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  268. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  271. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  272. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  273. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  274. Tuesday Night
  275. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  276. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  277. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  278. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  279. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  281. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  282. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  283. Wednesday, September 7
  284. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  286. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  293. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  298. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  299. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  300. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  303. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  306. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  307. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  308. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  310. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  311. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  312. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. Wednesday Night
  314. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  315. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  316. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  317. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  318. Thursday, September 8
  319. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  320. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  321. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  325. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  328. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  330. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  331. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  334. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  338. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  339. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  340. 3:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  341. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. Thursday Night
  343. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  344. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  345. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Great"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  346. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  347. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Frying Game"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  348. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  349. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  350. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Coming to Homerica"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  351. Friday, September 9
  352. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  354. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  356. 2:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  357. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  368. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  369. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  372. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  375. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  376. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  377. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  378. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG
  379. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad"
    • TV-14
  380. 3:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  381. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Sells His Soul"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Trouble With Trillions"
    • TV-PG
  383. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  384. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Saddlesore Galactica"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. Friday Night
  386. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  387. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Book Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  388. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  389. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  390. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bull-E"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  391. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  392. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Three Gays of the Condo"
    • TV-14  (D)
  393. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The President Wore Pearls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  394. Saturday, September 10
  395. 12:00 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  396. 12:30 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  397. 1:00 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  398. 1:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  399. 2:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  400. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  403. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  405. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  409. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  412. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  413. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 10:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  416. 12:30 PM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  417. 3:00 PM Takers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  418. 5:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  419. Saturday Night
  420. 8:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  421. Sunday, September 11
  422. 12:00 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  423. 12:30 AM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  424. 1:00 AM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  425. 1:30 AM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  426. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  430. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 7:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  437. 9:30 AM Takers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  438. 12:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  439. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  440. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  441. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Black Widower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  443. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "A Fish Called Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  444. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "There's Something About Marrying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  445. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore"
    • TV-PG
  446. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Regarding Margie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  447. Sunday Night
  448. 8:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  449. 10:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  450. Monday, September 12
  451. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  452. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  453. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  454. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  455. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  456. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  457. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  458. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  459. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  460. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  461. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  462. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  463. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Disorientation"
    • TV-14
  464. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Storms We Cannot Weather"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  465. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  466. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L)
  467. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  468. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  469. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  470. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  471. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  472. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  473. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  474. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  475. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Bowling for Votes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  476. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Operation Ann"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Dave Returns"
    • TV-14  (L)
  478. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweet Sixteen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  479. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Shake-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  480. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Lucky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 4:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  482. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Some Enchanted Evening"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  483. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Three Men and a Comic Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  484. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  485. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge in Chains"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  486. Monday Night
  487. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Cape Feare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  488. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Comet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  489. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "22 Short Films About Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  490. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Phobia"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  491. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "All Singing, All Dancing"
    • TV-G
  492. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  493. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses"
    • TV-PG
  494. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Tall Tales"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  495. Tuesday, September 13
  496. 12:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  497. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  498. 2:30 AM Paid Programming