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  1. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  4. 10:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  5. Today
  6. 12:30 AM Shanghai Knights
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  7. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  9. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  10. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  11. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  12. 5:30 AM Sea of Blades
  13. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  14. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  15. 7:00 AM XXX: State of the Union
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. 11:30 AM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  18. 1:30 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  19. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  20. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Springfield Files"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "C.E. D'OH"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  25. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  26. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Them, Robot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  27. Tonight
  28. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. Tomorrow
  31. 2:00 AM America's Best Fry Food!
  32. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  33. 3:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  34. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  36. 5:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  37. 5:30 AM Sea of Blades
  38. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  39. 6:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  40. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Mad About You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Just My Dog"
    • TV-G
  42. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Proves Therapy Is Legit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Kate's Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  45. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  46. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  47. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  48. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  51. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  52. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  55. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 4:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  59. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  60. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Daredevil"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Stark Raving Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  62. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "A Streetcar Named Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. Tomorrow Night
  64. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Apu"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  65. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Fear of Flying"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  69. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  70. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Eight Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  71. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Tale of Two Springfields"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  72. Tuesday, September 27
  73. 12:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  74. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  75. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  76. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  78. 4:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  79. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  80. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  81. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  82. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  83. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Alan Brady Show"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mad Without You"
    • TV-PG
  85. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Outs a Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  89. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 11:00 AM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  92. 1:00 PM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 3:00 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  95. Tuesday Night
  96. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  97. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Monkey Suit"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  98. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe'N'A Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  99. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "All About Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "How the Test Was Won"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  101. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Letter Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  102. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Tales From the Public Domain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  103. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  104. Wednesday, September 28
  105. 12:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  106. 12:31 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  107. 1:02 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  108. 1:33 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  110. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  111. 3:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  112. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  113. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  114. 4:30 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  115. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  116. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 6:00 AM Grilling with Philips!
  118. 6:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  119. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Purseona"
    • TV-G
  120. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Two Tickets to Paradise"
    • TV-PG
  121. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Visits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  124. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  125. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  128. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  129. 12:00 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  131. 5:00 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  132. 7:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  133. Wednesday Night
  134. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  135. 10:39 PM You're the Worst "Men Get Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  136. 11:13 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 11:52 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  138. Thursday, September 29
  139. 2:21 AM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  140. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  142. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  143. 4:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  144. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 5:30 AM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  146. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  147. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Money Changes Everything"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cake Fear"
    • TV-PG
  150. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  153. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  158. 12:00 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  159. 2:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  160. 5:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  161. Thursday Night
  162. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the C Student"
    • TV-PG
  164. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  165. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bonfire of the Manatees"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  166. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  167. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Squirt and the Whale"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  168. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  169. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. Friday, September 30
  171. 12:00 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  172. 12:30 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  173. 1:00 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  174. 1:30 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  175. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  183. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  184. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  185. 7:00 AM Mad About You "My Boyfriend's Back"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  186. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  187. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  191. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  192. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  194. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  197. 3:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  198. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Nothing"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. Friday Night
  203. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blue and the Gray"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  204. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  206. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Labor Pains"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  208. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  210. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  211. Saturday, October 1
  212. 12:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  213. 12:31 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  214. 1:02 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 1:33 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  217. 2:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  218. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 5:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  223. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  230. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  231. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  234. 11:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  235. 1:30 PM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  236. 4:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 6:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. Saturday Night
  239. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Sunday, October 2
  242. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  243. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L)
  245. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  252. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  253. 9:30 AM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  254. 12:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 2:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  258. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns' Heir"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  261. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  263. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  264. Sunday Night
  265. 8:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  266. 10:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  267. Monday, October 3
  268. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. 1:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  271. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  283. 7:30 AM Mad About You "New Sleep-Walking PLUS"
    • TV-14  (D)
  284. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  287. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  288. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  289. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  290. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  292. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  293. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  295. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  296. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  297. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  298. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  299. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  303. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. Monday Night
  305. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Springfield Connection"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Canine Mutiny"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  310. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  311. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  312. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  313. Tuesday, October 4
  314. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  315. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Parking Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  330. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  332. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  333. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  334. 1:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 3:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  336. 5:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  337. Tuesday Night
  338. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  339. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  341. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Let's Go Fly a Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  343. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Every Man's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  345. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Stealing First Base"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  346. Wednesday, October 5
  347. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  348. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  349. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  350. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  351. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Good, the Bad, and the Not-So-Appealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  362. 7:30 AM Mad About You "I Don't See It"
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  366. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  368. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  369. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  372. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 1:30 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  375. 3:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  376. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  377. Wednesday Night
  378. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  379. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  380. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  381. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  382. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  383. Thursday, October 6
  384. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  385. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Yoko Said"
    • TV-14  (L)
  395. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Angel for Murray"
    • TV-PG
  396. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  397. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  398. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  401. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  402. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  403. 11:30 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  404. 1:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  405. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  406. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  407. Thursday Night
  408. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  409. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  411. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  412. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  413. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Donnie Fatso"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  415. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  416. Friday, October 7
  417. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  418. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  419. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  420. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  421. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  425. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Couple"
    • TV-14  (D)
  432. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Ovulation Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  433. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  437. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  439. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  443. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  444. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  446. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  447. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  448. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  449. 4:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  450. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  451. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  452. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  453. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "HOMR"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  454. Friday Night
  455. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  456. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  457. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  458. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  459. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  460. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Cue Detective"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  461. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  462. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Baby Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  463. Saturday, October 8
  464. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  465. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  466. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  467. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  468. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  479. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  481. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  482. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  483. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  484. 10:00 AM The Brothers Solomon
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  485. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  486. 2:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  487. 4:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  488. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R