Turner Broadcasting System (Pacific)

1. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
   • TV-PG
2. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
   • TV-PG
3. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
   • TV-PG
4. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
   • TV-PG
5. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Monkeys in Space"
   • TV-14 (D,L,V)
6. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Joy in a Bubble"
   • TV-14 (D,L)
7. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "You'd Better Shop Around"
   • TV-G
8. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "The Ol' Ball and Chain"
   • TV-G
9. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "The Payne Gang"
   • TV-PG (L,V)
10. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Makeover"
    • TV-PG
11. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-G
12. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "M Is for the Many Things She Gave Me"
    • TV-PG (D)
13. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
14. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Rug-of-War"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
15. 3:00 PM According to Jim "The Tale of the Tape"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
16. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Homework"
    • TV-PG
17. 4:00 PM American Dad "Home Wrecker"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
18. 4:30 PM American Dad "Flirting With Disaster"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
19. 5:00 PM Wipeout
    • TV-PG (L)
20. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet the Bunny"
    • TV-PG (L)
21. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
22. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
23. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
24. Last Night
25. 8:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG (D)
26. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
27. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG (D)
28. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
29. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG (L)
30. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
31. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
32. 11:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
33. Today
34. 12:00 AM 2 Fast 2 Furious
    • TV-14 (V)
    • PG-13
35. 2:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The House Sitter's Episode"
    • TV-PG (D)
36. 2:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Nick Gets Promoted Episode"
    • TV-PG (L)
37. 3:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Big Loan Episode"
    • TV-PG (L)
38. 3:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Family Portrait Episode"
    • TV-PG
39. 4:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Nick Hosts a Telethon Episode"
    • TV-PG
40. 4:30 AM The Fast and the Furious
    • TV-14 (V)
    • PG-13
41. 6:30 AM The Forbidden Kingdom
    • TV-PG (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
42. 8:30 AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show "Before You Say `No,' Just Hear Me Out"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
43. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
44. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
45. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Stole an RV"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
46. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Sweet Johnny"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
47. 11:00 AM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "The Gifted and the Grout"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
48. 11:30 AM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Instigator"
    • TV-PG (L)
49. 12:00 PM Are We There Yet? "The Nick Gets an Assistance Episode"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
50. 12:30 PM According to Jim "The Tale of the Tape"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
51. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Bank"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
52. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Surro-gate"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
53. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
54. 2:30 PM The Fast and the Furious
    • TV-14 (V)
    • PG-13
55. 4:30 PM 2 Fast 2 Furious
    • TV-14 (V)
    • PG-13
56. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
    • TV-PG (L)
57. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
58. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
59. Tonight
60. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
61. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
62. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14 (D)
63. 9:30 PM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
64. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14 (D)
65. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
66. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14 (D)
67. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
68. Tomorrow
69. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14 (L)
70. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
71. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
72. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
73. 2:00 AM Men at Work "Uncle Gibbs"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
74. 2:30 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
    • TV-14 (D,L)
75. 3:00 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14 (L)
    • PG-13
76. 5:30 AM Wild Wild West
    • TV-14 (L)
    • PG-13
77. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
78. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
79. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
80. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14 (S)
81. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14 (S)
82. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
83. 10:30 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
    • TV-14 (D,L)
84. 11:00 AM Men at Work "Uncle Gibbs"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
85. 11:30 AM Wild Wild West
    • TV-14 (L)
    • PG-13
86. 1:30 PM MLB Baseball "Los Angeles Dodgers at Atlanta Braves"
    • LIVE
87. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14 (S)
88. 5:00 PM The Replacements
    • TV-14 (L)
    • PG-13
89. 7:30 PM Observe and Report
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
    • R
90. Tomorrow Night
91. 9:00 PM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14 (D,L)
    • PG-13
92. 11:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
    • R
93. Monday, May 20
94. 1:15 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14 (D,L)
    • PG-13
95. 3:15 AM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
96. 5:15 AM Bewitched
    • TV-14 (L)
    • PG-13
97. 7:15 AM TBS Network Preview
98. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
99. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
100. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
     • TV-PG
101. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
     • TV-PG
102. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
     • TV-PG
103. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "We've Got Spirit"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
104. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Quit Your Snitchin'"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
105. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Mother's Day"
     • TV-PG (D)
106. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Papa's Got a Brand New Excuse"
     • TV-G
107. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "Do the Fight Thing"
     • TV-PG (L)
108. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Candlelight Dinner"
     • TV-PG
109. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "For Sale by Owner"
     • TV-G
110. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "The Philadelphia Story"
     • TV-G
111. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Handy Man"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
112. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Play Ball"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
113. 3:00 PM According to Jim "Charity Begins at Hef's"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
114. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
     • TV-PG (L)
115. 4:00 PM American Dad "Gorillas in the Mist"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
116. 4:30 PM American Dad "Hot Water"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
117. 5:00 PM Wipeout
     • TV-PG (L)
118. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
119. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
     • TV-PG
120. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
     • TV-PG (D)
121. 7:30 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
     • TV-PG
122. Monday Night
123. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
     • TV-PG
124. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
     • TV-PG (D)
125. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Strike One"
     • TV-PG
126. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
     • TV-PG
127. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
     • TV-PG
128. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
     • TV-PG
129. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
     • TV-14 (L)
130. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
131. Tuesday, May 21
132. 12:00 AM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
133. 12:30 AM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
134. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
     • TV-PG (L,S)
135. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
136. 2:00 AM Conan
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
137. 3:00 AM The Office "Fun Run"
     • TV-PG
138. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
139. 4:30 AM The Office "Fun Run"
     • TV-PG
140. 5:00 AM Blonde Ambition
     • TV-14 (L)
     • PG-13
141. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
     • TV-PG
142. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
     • TV-PG
143. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
     • TV-PG
144. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
     • TV-PG
145. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
     • TV-PG
146. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
     • TV-PG
147. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Little Bad Voodoo Brother"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
148. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Sold a Guy a Lemon Car"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
149. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "The Client"
     • TV-G
150. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "What's Will Got to Do With It?"
     • TV-G
151. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "1096"
     • TV-PG (L)
152. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Break Out"
     • TV-PG (D)
153. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Reality Bites"
     • TV-G
154. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Grumpy Young Men"
     • TV-G
155. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Baked"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
156. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Les-bro"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
157. 3:00 PM According to Jim "The Race"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
158. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who Am I?"
     • TV-PG
159. 4:00 PM American Dad "Hurricane!"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
160. 4:30 PM American Dad "A Ward Show"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
161. 5:00 PM Wipeout
     • TV-PG (L)
162. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Into the Great Wide Open"
     • TV-PG (D,S)
163. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Denial"
     • TV-PG (D)
164. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
     • TV-PG
165. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
     • TV-PG
166. Tuesday Night
167. 8:00 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
     • TV-PG
168. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
     • TV-PG
169. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
     • TV-PG (D)
170. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
     • TV-PG (L)
171. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
     • TV-PG
172. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
     • TV-PG
173. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
174. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
175. Wednesday, May 22
176. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
     • TV-14 (D)
177. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
178. 1:00 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
179. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
180. 2:00 AM Conan
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
181. 3:00 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
     • TV-14 (D,L)
182. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
183. 4:30 AM The Office "Dunder-Mifflin Infinity"
     • TV-PG (D)
184. 5:00 AM Never Back Down
     • TV-14 (V)
     • PG-13
185. 7:00 AM Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse "Mommy Dearest"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
186. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
     • TV-PG
187. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
     • TV-PG
188. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
     • TV-PG (D)
189. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
     • TV-PG
190. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
     • TV-PG
191. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Earl and Joy's Anniversary"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
192. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Nature's Game Show"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
193. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Fresh Prince, The Movie"
     • TV-G
194. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Will's Misery"
     • TV-G
195. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "Number Five's Fight"
     • TV-PG (L)
196. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Other Side"
     • TV-PG (D)
197. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Father Knows Best"
     • TV-G
198. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Soooooooul Train"
     • TV-G
199. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Mannequin Head Ball"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
200. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Big Picture"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
201. 3:00 PM According to Jim "Anec-Don'ts"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
202. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert Needs Money"
     • TV-PG
203. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Worst Stan"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
204. 4:30 PM American Dad "Virtual In-Stanity"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
205. 5:00 PM Wipeout
     • TV-PG (L)
206. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Don't Do Me Like That"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
207. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
     • TV-PG
208. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
     • TV-PG (D)
209. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Apothecary Table"
     • TV-PG
210. Wednesday Night
211. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
     • TV-PG (D)
212. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
     • TV-PG
213. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
214. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
     • TV-PG
215. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
     • TV-PG
216. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
     • TV-PG
217. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Holy Crap"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
218. 11:30 PM Family Guy "DaBoom"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
219. Thursday, May 23
220. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
221. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
222. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
223. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
224. 2:00 AM Conan
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
225. 3:00 AM The Office "Launch Party"
     • TV-PG (L)
226. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
227. 4:30 AM The Office "Launch Party"
     • TV-PG (L)
228. 5:00 AM Prince Charming
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
     • NR
229. 7:00 AM Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse "Biological Clock"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
230. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
     • TV-PG
231. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
     • TV-PG
232. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
     • TV-PG (D)
233. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
     • TV-PG (D)
234. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
     • TV-PG
235. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Reading Is a Fundamental Case"
     • TV-14
236. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Orphan Earl"
     • TV-14 (L)
237. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Love Hurts"
     • TV-G
238. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Will's Up the Dirt Road"
     • TV-G
239. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "Working Paynes"
     • TV-PG
240. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the House Guest"
     • TV-PG
241. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Will Steps Out"
     • TV-G
242. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Same Game, Next Season"
     • TV-G
243. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Fun Run"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
244. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Refusing to Budget"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
245. 3:00 PM According to Jim "The Chick Whisperer"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
246. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sigh"
     • TV-PG
247. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Scarlett Getter"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
248. 4:30 PM American Dad "Season's Beatings"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
249. 5:00 PM Wipeout
     • TV-PG (L)
250. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "I Won't Back Down"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
251. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
     • TV-PG (D)
252. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
     • TV-PG (D)
253. 7:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
     • TV-14
254. Thursday Night
255. 8:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
     • TV-14
256. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
     • TV-PG (D)
257. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
258. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
     • TV-PG
259. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
     • TV-PG
260. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
     • TV-PG
261. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Brian in Love"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
262. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
263. Friday, May 24
264. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
265. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
266. 1:00 AM Men at Work "The Gibbs-Orcism"
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
267. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
268. 2:00 AM Conan
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
269. 3:00 AM Men at Work "The Gibbs-Orcism"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
270. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
271. 4:30 AM The Office "Dunder-Mifflin Infinity"
     • TV-PG (D)
272. 5:00 AM Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
     • TV-14 (D)
     • PG-13
273. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
     • TV-PG (D)
274. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
     • TV-PG
275. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
     • TV-PG
276. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
     • TV-PG
277. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
     • TV-PG
278. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
     • TV-PG
279. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Got the Babysitter Pregnant"
     • TV-14 (L)
280. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Darnell Outed"
     • TV-14 (L)
281. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Three's a Crowd"
     • TV-G
282. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "It's a Wonderful Lie"
     • TV-G
283. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "The Best Surprise"
     • TV-PG (L)
284. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Trainer"
     • TV-PG (D)
285. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Bullets Over Bel-Air"
     • TV-PG
286. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "A Decent Proposal"
     • TV-G
287. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Little Bummer Boy"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
288. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Home Stretch"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
289. 3:00 PM According to Jim "James and the Annoying Peach"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
290. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Annoying Kid"
     • TV-PG
291. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Unbrave One"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
292. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
293. 5:00 PM Wipeout
     • TV-PG (L)
294. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "You Wreck Me"
295. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
     • TV-PG
296. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
     • TV-PG (S)
297. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
     • TV-PG (S)
298. Friday Night
299. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
     • TV-PG (L)
300. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
301. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
     • TV-PG (D)
302. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
     • TV-PG (D)
303. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
     • TV-PG
304. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
     • TV-PG
305. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
306. 11:30 PM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
307. Saturday, May 25
308. 12:00 AM The Hangover
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
309. 2:15 AM Are We There Yet? "The Silent Treatment Episode"
     • TV-PG
310. 2:45 AM Are We There Yet? "The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode"
     • TV-PG
311. 3:15 AM Are We There Yet? "The Blockbuster Movie Episode"
     • TV-PG (D)
312. 3:45 AM Are We There Yet? "The Pocket Dial Episode"
     • TV-PG (D)
313. 4:15 AM Are We There Yet? "The Secret Episode"
     • TV-PG
314. 4:45 AM Get Smart
     • TV-14 (L)
     • PG-13
315. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
     • TV-PG
316. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
     • TV-PG
317. 8:00 AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show "Deedee Day"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
318. 8:30 AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show "He Ain't Heavy, He's a Bully"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
319. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
     • TV-PG
320. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
     • TV-PG
321. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Darnell Outed, Part 2"
     • TV-14 (L)
322. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Randy's List Item"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
323. 11:00 AM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "Dead Wrong"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
324. 11:30 AM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Bird Brains"
     • TV-PG
325. 12:00 PM Are We There Yet? "The Life Insurance Episode"
     • TV-PG (L)
326. 12:30 PM According to Jim "The Dream"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
327. 1:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Uh-Oh It's Magic"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
328. 1:30 PM Rules of Engagement "Singing and Dancing"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
329. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
     • TV-PG (L)
330. 2:30 PM My Big Fat Greek Wedding
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
     • PG
331. 4:30 PM Monster-in-Law
     • TV-14 (D)
     • PG-13
332. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "She's the One"
     • TV-PG (L)
333. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad"
     • TV-PG
334. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ring"
     • TV-PG
335. Saturday Night
336. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
     • TV-PG (D,S)
337. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Book"
     • TV-PG (D)
338. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
     • TV-PG (D)
339. 9:30 PM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
340. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
341. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
342. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
343. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
344. Sunday, May 26
345. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
346. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
347. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
348. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
349. 2:00 AM Men at Work "The Gibbs-Orcism"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
350. 2:30 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
     • TV-14 (D,L)
351. 3:00 AM Killers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
352. 5:00 AM The Perfect Man
     • TV-PG (D)
     • PG
353. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
     • TV-PG
354. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
     • TV-PG
355. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
     • TV-PG
356. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
     • TV-PG
357. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
     • TV-PG
358. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Cookies"
     • TV-PG
359. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Assistant"
     • TV-PG
360. 10:30 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
     • TV-14 (D,L)
361. 11:00 AM Men at Work "The Gibbs-Orcism"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
362. 11:30 AM The Perfect Man
     • TV-PG (D)
     • PG
363. 1:30 PM MLB Baseball "New York Yankees at Tampa Bay Rays"
     • LIVE
364. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Engagement Picture"
     • TV-PG (D)
365. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Nap Partners"
     • TV-PG
366. 5:30 PM You, Me and Dupree
     • TV-14 (D,S)
     • PG-13
367. 7:30 PM Win a Date With Tad Hamilton!
     • TV-14 (D)
     • PG-13
368. Sunday Night
369. 9:15 PM Killers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
370. 11:00 PM Bruce Almighty
     • TV-PG (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
371. Monday, May 27
372. 1:00 AM Bruce Almighty
     • TV-PG (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
373. 3:00 AM You, Me and Dupree
     • TV-14 (D,S)
     • PG-13
374. 5:15 AM The Heartbreak Kid
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • R
375. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
     • TV-PG (D)
376. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
     • TV-PG
377. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
     • TV-PG
378. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
     • TV-PG
379. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
     • TV-PG (D)
380. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Friends With Benefits"
     • TV-14
381. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "My Name Is Alias"
     • TV-14 (V)
382. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Will Is From Mars ..."
     • TV-G
383. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "The Wedding Show (Psyche!)"
     • TV-G
384. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "The Rich and Payneless"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
385. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the White Lie"
     • TV-PG
386. 1:00 PM Eurotrip
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • R
387. 2:45 PM Joe Dirt
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • PG-13
388. 4:45 PM Wedding Crashers
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • R
389. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
     • TV-PG (D)
390. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Cheesecakes"
     • TV-PG (D)
391. Monday Night
392. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Up All Night"
     • TV-PG (D)
393. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
394. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Work Related"
     • TV-PG (D)
395. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
     • TV-PG
396. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
     • TV-PG
397. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
     • TV-PG
398. 11:00 PM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
399. 11:30 PM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
400. Tuesday, May 28
401. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Running Mates"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
402. 12:30 AM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
     • TV-14 (L)
403. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
404. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
405. 2:00 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
406. 3:00 AM The Office "Money"
     • TV-PG (D)
407. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
408. 4:30 AM The Office "Money"
     • TV-PG (D)
409. 5:00 AM Legally Blonde
     • TV-14 (D,L)
     • PG-13
410. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
     • TV-PG
411. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
     • TV-PG (D)
412. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
     • TV-PG
413. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
     • TV-PG
414. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
     • TV-PG
415. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
     • TV-PG
416. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Chaz Dalton's Space Academy"
     • TV-14 (L)
417. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Witch Lady"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
418. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Slum Like It ... Not!"
     • TV-G
419. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "As the Will Turns"
     • TV-G
420. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "Mentoring Paynes"
     • TV-PG (L)
421. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Celebrity"
     • TV-PG (D)
422. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Save the Last Trance for Me"
     • TV-G
423. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Cold Feet, Hot Body"
     • TV-G
424. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Zygote"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
425. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
426. 3:00 PM According to Jim "Lean on Me"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
427. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Vision"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
428. 4:00 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
429. 4:30 PM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
430. 5:00 PM Wipeout
     • TV-PG (L)
431. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
432. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
     • TV-PG
433. 7:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
     • TV-PG (D,S)
434. 7:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
     • TV-PG (D,S)
435. Tuesday Night
436. 8:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
     • TV-PG (D,S)
437. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
438. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
     • TV-14 (D)
439. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
     • TV-PG
440. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
     • TV-PG
441. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
     • TV-PG
442. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
443. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
444. Wednesday, May 29
445. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
     • TV-14 (D)
446. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
447. 1:00 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
448. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
449. 2:00 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
450. 3:00 AM Who Gets the Last Laugh?
     • TV-14 (D,L)
451. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
452. 4:30 AM The Office "Survivor Man"
     • TV-PG
453. 5:00 AM National Lampoon's Vacation
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • R
454. 7:00 AM Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse "Jack and Jennifer"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
455. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
     • TV-PG
456. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
     • TV-PG
457. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
     • TV-PG (D)
458. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
     • TV-PG
459. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
     • TV-PG
460. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Pinky"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
461. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Bullies"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
462. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "To Thine Own Self Be Blue ... And Gold"
     • TV-G
463. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Love in an Elevator"
     • TV-G
464. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "Roommate Paynes"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
465. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the California Dreamer"
     • TV-PG (D)
466. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "For Whom the Wedding Bells Toll"
     • TV-G
467. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Burnin' Down the House"
     • TV-G
468. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
469. 2:30 PM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
470. 3:00 PM According to Jim "The Gift of the Maggie"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
471. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Thought That Counts"
     • TV-PG (L)
472. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Wrestler"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
473. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
474. 5:00 PM Wipeout
     • TV-PG (L)
475. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
476. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
     • TV-PG (D)
477. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
     • TV-PG (D)
478. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
     • TV-PG (D)
479. Wednesday Night
480. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
     • TV-PG (D)
481. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
482. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
     • TV-PG
483. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
     • TV-PG
484. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
     • TV-PG
485. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
     • TV-PG (D)
486. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
487. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
488. Thursday, May 30
489. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
     • TV-PG (L)
490. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
491. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
     • TV-PG (L)
492. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
493. 2:00 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
494. 3:00 AM The Office "Branch Wars"
     • TV-PG
495. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
496. 4:30 AM The Office "The Deposition"
     • TV-PG (D)
497. 5:00 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
     • TV-PG (D,L,V)
     • PG
498. 6:45 AM TBS Network Preview
499. 7:00 AM Tyler Perry's For Better or Worse "Tommy"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
500. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
     • TV-PG
501. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
     • TV-PG
502. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
     • TV-PG
503. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
     • TV-PG
504. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
     • TV-PG
505. 10:00 AM My Name Is Earl "Gospel"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
506. 10:30 AM My Name Is Earl "Inside Probe"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
507. 11:00 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Get a Job"
     • TV-G
508. 11:30 AM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Stress Related"
     • TV-G
509. 12:00 PM Tyler Perry's House of Payne "Pledging Paynes"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
510. 12:30 PM Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns "Meet the Not-So-Funny Valentine"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
511. 1:00 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "Bourgie Sings the Blues"
     • TV-G
512. 1:30 PM The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "The Script Formerly Known As ..."
     • TV-G
513. 2:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
514. 2:30 PM According to Jim "Sex Ed Fred"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
515. 3:00 PM According to Jim "Renewing Vows"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
516. 3:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Grandpa Steals"
     • TV-PG
517. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
518. 4:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
519. 5:00 PM Wipeout "America's Finest"
     • TV-PG (L)
520. 6:00 PM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
521. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rosita Dies"
     • TV-PG (L)
522. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where They All Turn Thirty"
     • TV-PG
523. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
     • TV-PG (S)
524. Thursday Night
525. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
     • TV-PG
526. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
     • TV-PG
527. 9:00 PM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
     • TV-PG
528. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
     • TV-PG
529. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dog"
     • TV-PG
530. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Library"
     • TV-PG
531. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
532. 11:30 PM Family Guy "He's Too Sexy for His Fat"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
533. Friday, May 31
534. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
535. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
536. 1:00 AM Men at Work "Long Distance Tyler"
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
537. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
     • TV-14 (D)
538. 2:00 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
539. 3:00 AM Men at Work "Long Distance Tyler"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
540. 3:30 AM Conan
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
541. 4:30 AM The Office "Dinner Party"
     • TV-PG
542. 5:00 AM Blue Streak
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
543. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
     • TV-PG
544. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
     • TV-PG