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  1. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  2. 2:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 2:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  4. 3:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 3:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  6. 4:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  8. 5:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 5:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 6:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 7:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 7:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. Last Night
  15. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 8:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 9:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • LIVE
  18. 11:15 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. Today
  21. 12:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  22. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 1:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. 2:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 2:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 3:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  28. 3:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  29. 4:00 AM CMA Awards - Live!
  30. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  31. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  32. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  33. 6:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  34. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  35. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  36. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  37. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  38. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  39. 9:00 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. Tonight
  57. 8:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. 11:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow
  60. 1:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 2:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 2:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  66. 4:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  67. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  68. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  69. 6:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  70. 6:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  71. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  72. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  73. 8:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  74. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  75. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  76. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  77. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  78. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  79. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  80. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  81. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  84. Monday, December 18
  85. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  86. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  87. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  88. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  89. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  90. 5:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  91. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  92. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  93. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  94. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  95. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  97. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  98. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  99. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  100. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  101. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  102. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  103. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  112. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  114. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  115. Monday Night
  116. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  117. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  118. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. Tuesday, December 19
  125. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  134. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  135. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  136. 5:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  137. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  138. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  139. 7:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  140. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  141. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  142. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  143. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  144. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  145. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  146. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  147. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  148. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. Tuesday Night
  162. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. Wednesday, December 20
  168. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  170. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  171. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  172. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  175. 6:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  176. 7:00 AM Battling Balding
  177. 7:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  178. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  179. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  181. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  183. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  184. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  185. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  186. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  195. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  197. Wednesday Night
  198. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  199. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  200. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  201. Thursday, December 21
  202. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  203. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  208. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  209. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  210. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  211. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  212. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  213. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  215. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  217. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  218. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  219. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  220. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  221. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  222. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  230. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  231. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  232. Thursday Night
  233. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  234. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  235. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  236. Friday, December 22
  237. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  238. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  239. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  240. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  241. 4:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  242. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  243. 5:30 AM New Larry King Special Bulletin: Is Your Credit In Crisis
  244. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  245. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  247. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  248. 8:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  249. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  251. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  252. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  253. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  254. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  255. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  256. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  264. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  265. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  266. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  267. Friday Night
  268. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  269. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  270. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  271. Saturday, December 23
  272. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  273. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  274. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  275. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  276. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  277. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  281. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  282. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 8:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  284. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  286. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  287. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  288. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Saturday Night
  290. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  291. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. Sunday, December 24
  293. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  294. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 4:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  296. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  297. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  301. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  305. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  306. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  307. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  308. 11:00 AM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  309. 3:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. 5:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. Sunday Night
  312. 8:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. 10:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. Monday, December 25
  315. 1:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 3:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  320. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  321. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  324. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  325. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  329. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  330. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  331. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  332. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  333. 11:30 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  334. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  342. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  343. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  344. Monday Night
  345. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  346. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  347. 9:00 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  348. Tuesday, December 26
  349. 12:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  350. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 5:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  354. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  356. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  357. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  361. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  362. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  363. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  364. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  365. 11:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  375. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  376. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  377. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  378. Tuesday Night
  379. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  380. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  381. 9:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  382. 11:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  383. Wednesday, December 27
  384. 2:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 2:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. 3:00 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Portland, OR; Spokane, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  389. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 6:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  394. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  397. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  399. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  400. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Hotlips and Empty Arms"
    • TV-PG
  401. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Officers Only"
    • TV-PG
  402. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry in Love"
    • TV-PG
  403. 11:30 AM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  404. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 6:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  413. 6:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  414. 7:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  415. 7:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  416. Wednesday Night
  417. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Got High"
    • TV-PG
  419. 9:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  420. 11:30 PM The Departed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  421. Thursday, December 28
  422. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  423. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  424. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  428. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  431. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "For Want of a Boot"
    • TV-PG
  435. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Operation Noselift"
    • TV-PG
  436. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Chosen People"
    • TV-PG
  437. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  438. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Crisis"
    • TV-PG
  439. 11:30 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  440. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  448. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  449. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  450. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  451. Thursday Night
  452. 8:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  453. 8:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  454. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  455. Friday, December 29
  456. 12:00 AM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  457. 2:00 AM Cops "Back to Broward Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  458. 2:30 AM Cops "Evidence? What Evidence? No. 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  459. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  460. 3:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  461. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  462. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  463. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 5:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  465. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  470. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "George"
    • TV-PG
  472. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Mail Call"
    • TV-PG
  473. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "A Smattering of Intelligence"
    • TV-PG
  474. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The General Flipped at Dawn"
    • TV-PG
  475. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Rainbow Bridge"
    • TV-PG
  476. 11:30 AM The Matrix
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R