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  1. 3:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  2. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  3. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  4. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  5. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  6. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  7. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Ride Home"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  8. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Giblets for Murray"
    • TV-14  (L)
  9. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Sets Jordan Up With a Serial Killer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Latina"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  18. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  19. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  22. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  23. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  24. 3:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  25. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Front"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. Last Night
  30. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "And Maggie Makes Three"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  32. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Fish Called Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  33. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Sax"
    • TV-PG
  35. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  36. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  37. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Pokey Mom"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  38. Today
  39. 12:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  40. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  41. 2:30 AM Money Maker
  42. 3:00 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  43. 3:30 AM Money Maker
  44. 4:00 AM Fight the 7 signs of aging
  45. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  46. 5:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  47. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  48. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  50. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Once More, With Feeling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean Fight Over a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and The Last Temptation of Eugenio"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  58. 12:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  59. 3:00 PM The Fault in Our Stars
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  60. 6:00 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  61. Tonight
  62. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  63. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Italian Bob"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  64. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe'N'A Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  65. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Papa Don't Leech"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  66. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  67. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Friend With Benefit"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  68. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Drama Queen"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  69. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "To Surveil, With Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  70. Tomorrow
  71. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  72. 12:31 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  73. 1:02 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  74. 1:33 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  75. 2:04 AM LifeLock Protection
  76. 2:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  77. 3:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  78. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  79. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  80. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  81. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  82. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  83. 6:00 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  84. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  85. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Our Fifteen Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D)
  86. 7:30 AM Mad About You "How to Fall in Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Twins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Date Rated"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Last Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  90. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  91. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  92. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  93. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 12:00 PM The Fault in Our Stars
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  96. 3:00 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  97. 5:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  98. 7:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  99. Tomorrow Night
  100. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  101. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Gramercy, Halberd!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  103. 11:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. Thursday, May 25
  105. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  106. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Brake My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  107. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 3:30 AM Money Maker
  109. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  110. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 5:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  112. 6:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  113. 6:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  114. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Mad About You"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mad About You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  119. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  121. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  122. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  123. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  124. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  125. 12:30 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  126. 3:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  128. Thursday Night
  129. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  131. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  132. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "She of Little Faith"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  133. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Three Gays of the Condo"
    • TV-14  (D)
  134. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  135. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  136. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  137. Friday, May 26
  138. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  139. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  140. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  141. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  142. 2:00 AM Man Seeking Woman "Futon"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 2:30 AM Man Seeking Woman "Ranch"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. 4:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  147. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  149. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  150. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  151. 6:30 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  152. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Just My Dog"
    • TV-G
  153. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Alan Brady Show"
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  159. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  160. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  162. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  163. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  167. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  168. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  169. 3:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Cartridge Family"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  172. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  173. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother's Little Helper"
    • TV-PG
  174. Friday Night
  175. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Fool Monty"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  176. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  177. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  179. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Walking Big & Tall"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  180. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa With an 'S'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  181. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  182. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Bart of War"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  183. Saturday, May 27
  184. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  185. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  186. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  188. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  189. 2:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  190. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  191. 3:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  192. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 4:30 AM Landscaping Secrets
  194. 5:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  195. 5:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  196. 6:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  197. 6:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  198. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  201. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 10:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  205. 1:00 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  207. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  208. Saturday Night
  209. 8:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  210. 10:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  211. Sunday, May 28
  212. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  213. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  214. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. 2:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  219. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  224. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  225. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  226. 7:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 10:00 AM Night at the Museum
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  228. 12:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  229. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  230. 5:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. Sunday Night
  232. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "I, (Annoyed Grunt) Bot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  233. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Grift of the Magi"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  234. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  235. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  236. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Tree House of Horror XVI"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  237. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Replaceable You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  238. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Them, Robot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  239. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  240. Monday, May 29
  241. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  242. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  244. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  245. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  248. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  250. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  251. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Night at the Museum
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  256. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  259. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  262. 3:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  263. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  264. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  265. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge in Chains"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. Monday Night
  268. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "22 Short Films About Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  271. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  273. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  274. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  275. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  276. Tuesday, May 30
  277. 12:00 AM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Mad Without You"
    • TV-PG
  289. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Purseona"
    • TV-G
  290. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  296. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  297. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  299. 2:30 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Tuesday Night
  302. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  303. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "You Kent Always Say What You Want"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  305. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Apocalypse Cow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  306. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "My Fare Lady"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  307. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Girl Code"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  308. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Bob Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  310. Wednesday, May 31
  311. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  314. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  315. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Two Tickets to Paradise"
    • TV-PG
  326. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Money Changes Everything"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  327. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  329. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  330. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  332. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  333. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  334. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  335. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  336. 12:30 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. 3:30 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  338. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  339. Wednesday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  341. 10:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  342. Thursday, June 1
  343. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  344. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Cake Fear"
    • TV-PG
  353. 7:30 AM Mad About You "My Boyfriend's Back"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  354. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  357. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG
  359. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad"
    • TV-14
  360. 11:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  361. 1:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  362. 3:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  363. 5:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  364. Thursday Night
  365. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Busted"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  366. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Front"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whacking Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  371. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  372. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Paths of Glory"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  373. Friday, June 2
  374. 12:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 12:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  376. 1:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 1:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  378. 2:00 AM Man Seeking Woman "Horse"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 2:30 AM Man Seeking Woman "Popcorn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  380. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  382. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  389. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  390. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  397. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  398. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  399. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Bowling for Votes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  401. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Operation Ann"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Dave Returns"
    • TV-14  (L)
  403. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweet Sixteen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  404. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Shake-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  405. 3:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  406. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  408. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses"
    • TV-PG
  409. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Tennis the Menace"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  410. Friday Night
  411. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Angry Dad: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  412. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa Goes Gaga"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  413. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Test Before Trying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  414. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  417. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe Baby Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  418. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  419. Saturday, June 3
  420. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  421. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  422. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  423. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  424. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  439. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 10:00 AM Ouija
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  441. 12:00 PM 47 Ronin
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  442. 2:30 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  443. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  444. Saturday Night
  445. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  446. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  447. Sunday, June 4
  448. 1:00 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  449. 1:30 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  450. 2:00 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  451. 2:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  452. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  456. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  458. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  459. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  460. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  461. 7:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  462. 8:00 AM 47 Ronin
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  463. 10:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  464. 1:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  465. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  466. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  467. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  468. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Helter Shelter"
    • TV-PG
  469. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  470. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  471. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  472. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  473. Sunday Night
  474. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  475. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  476. Monday, June 5
  477. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  478. 1:30 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  479. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 2:30 AM Paid Programming