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  1. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  2. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  4. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  5. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  6. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  7. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  8. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  10. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  11. 6:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  12. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  13. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Caper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  14. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Baby Video"
    • TV-PG
  15. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  19. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ms. Knope Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  21. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soda Tax"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
    • TV-14  (L)
  23. 12:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  24. 2:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  25. 6:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  28. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  29. Today
  30. 12:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  31. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  32. 3:30 AM Business On The Go
  33. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  34. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  37. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  39. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Fire at Riff's"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  40. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  41. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  44. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  45. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Sex Education"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ben's Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  47. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April"
    • TV-PG
  48. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Two Parties"
    • TV-14  (L)
  51. 1:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  52. 3:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  53. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  54. Tonight
  55. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  58. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  59. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  61. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Gone Abie Gone"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  62. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  63. Tomorrow
  64. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  65. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  66. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  68. 2:00 AM The League "The Great Night of Shiva"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  69. 2:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:15 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 4:15 AM Paid Programming
  73. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  75. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  76. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  77. 6:30 AM Fight the 7 signs of aging
  78. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Paul Slips in the Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Nat & Arley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  82. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  83. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  86. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  87. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  89. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  90. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage"
    • TV-PG
  91. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann's Decision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response"
    • TV-14  (L)
  93. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  94. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Correspondent's Lunch"
    • TV-14  (L)
  95. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  96. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  97. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  98. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  99. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  100. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  101. Tomorrow Night
  102. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "500 Keys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  103. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  104. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  105. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  107. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Girl Code"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  108. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  109. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  110. Saturday, April 1
  111. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 12:31 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 1:02 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  114. 1:33 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  115. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  116. 2:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  117. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  118. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  123. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  124. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  125. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  128. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  132. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  133. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  134. 1:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 3:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  136. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  137. Saturday Night
  138. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. Sunday, April 2
  141. 12:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  142. 12:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 1:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 1:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  145. 2:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  146. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  147. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  149. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  151. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  154. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  155. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  156. 9:00 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 11:30 AM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  158. 1:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  159. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Exit to Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  163. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  164. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XV"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  165. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  167. Sunday Night
  168. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. Monday, April 3
  171. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  174. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  182. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Season Opener"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  183. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  184. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  189. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  190. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  193. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  194. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  195. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  196. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  198. 3:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dead Putting Society"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. Monday Night
  204. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge on the Lam"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  205. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  206. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  211. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  212. Tuesday, April 4
  213. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  214. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pain in the Neck"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Tragedy Plus Time"
    • TV-14  (D)
  226. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  230. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  233. 11:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  234. 1:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 4:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  237. Tuesday Night
  238. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  239. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  240. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  241. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  242. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  244. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Father Knows Worst"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  245. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  246. Wednesday, April 5
  247. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  248. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  249. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  251. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 7:00 AM Mad About You "There's a Puma in the Kitchen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Silent Show"
    • TV-14  (S)
  263. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  266. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  267. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  268. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  269. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  271. 12:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 2:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  273. 4:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  274. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. Wednesday Night
  276. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  277. 10:30 PM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  278. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 11:30 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  280. Thursday, April 6
  281. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  282. 2:00 AM The Simpsons "The Sweetest Apu"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  283. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  284. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend in L.A."
    • TV-14  (S)
  293. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Buried Fight"
    • TV-G
  294. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  300. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  301. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 12:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  303. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  304. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. Thursday Night
  306. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Was"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Duffless"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  311. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "She Used to Be My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  314. Friday, April 7
  315. 12:00 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  316. 12:30 AM Archer "The Handoff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Prep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  318. 1:30 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  319. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  320. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "Crevasses"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  321. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Farmer Buchman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Win a Free Car"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  331. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  334. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  336. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  344. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 4:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "My Sister, My Sitter"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  350. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Das Bus"
    • TV-PG
  351. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  352. Friday Night
  353. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Wet Your Mother"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  355. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Fabulous Faker Boy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  356. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  357. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  358. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  359. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  360. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  361. Saturday, April 8
  362. 12:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 12:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  364. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  365. 1:30 AM Archer "Liquid Lunch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  366. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  379. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  380. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  381. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  382. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  383. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  384. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  385. 11:30 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  386. 3:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  387. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  388. Saturday Night
  389. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  390. 10:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  391. Sunday, April 9
  392. 12:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  393. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  394. 1:30 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  395. 2:00 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  396. 2:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  397. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  398. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  399. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  406. 7:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  407. 10:30 AM 300
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  408. 1:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  409. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson and Delilah"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  412. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  413. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  416. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Burns Cage"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 7:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  418. Sunday Night
  419. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  420. Monday, April 10
  421. 1:00 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  422. 1:30 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  423. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Honeymoon"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  434. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality II"
    • TV-14
  435. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  438. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  439. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  443. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  444. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  445. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  446. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  447. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  448. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  450. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  451. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  452. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Daredevil"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  453. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Colonel Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  454. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "New Kid on the Block"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  455. Monday Night
  456. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Inner Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  457. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  458. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  459. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  460. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  461. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  462. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  463. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  464. Tuesday, April 11
  465. 12:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  466. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School"
    • TV-14  (D)
  477. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Murray at the Dog Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  478. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  480. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  481. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  482. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  483. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  484. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  485. 11:30 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  486. 2:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  487. 4:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  488. Tuesday Night
  489. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  490. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Girl Who Slept Too Little"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  491. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gamer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  492. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Little Orphan Millie"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  493. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  494. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Gal of Constant Sorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  495. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  496. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Thursdays With Abie"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  497. Wednesday, April 12
  498. 12:00 AM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  499. 12:30 AM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)