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  1. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 3:00 PM Shanghai Knights
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  6. 10:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  7. Today
  8. 12:30 AM Shanghai Knights
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  9. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  13. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  14. 5:30 AM Sea of Blades
  15. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  16. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  17. 7:00 AM XXX: State of the Union
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. 11:30 AM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  20. 1:30 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  21. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Springfield Files"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "C.E. D'OH"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  27. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  28. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Them, Robot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  29. Tonight
  30. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  32. Tomorrow
  33. 2:00 AM America's Best Fry Food!
  34. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 3:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  36. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  38. 5:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  39. 5:30 AM Sea of Blades
  40. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  41. 6:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  42. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Mad About You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Just My Dog"
    • TV-G
  44. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Proves Therapy Is Legit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Kate's Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  47. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  48. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  49. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  50. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  53. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  54. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  57. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 4:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  61. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  62. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Daredevil"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Stark Raving Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "A Streetcar Named Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  65. Tomorrow Night
  66. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Apu"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Fear of Flying"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  71. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  72. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Eight Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Tale of Two Springfields"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  74. Tuesday, September 27
  75. 12:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  76. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  77. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  78. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  80. 4:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  81. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  82. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  83. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  84. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  85. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Alan Brady Show"
    • TV-14  (L)
  86. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mad Without You"
    • TV-PG
  87. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Outs a Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  91. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  93. 11:00 AM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  94. 1:00 PM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. 3:00 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  97. Tuesday Night
  98. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Monkey Suit"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  100. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe'N'A Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  101. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "All About Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  102. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "How the Test Was Won"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  103. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Letter Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  104. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Tales From the Public Domain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  105. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  106. Wednesday, September 28
  107. 12:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 12:31 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 1:02 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  110. 1:33 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  111. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  112. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  113. 3:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  114. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  116. 4:30 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  117. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  118. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 6:00 AM Grilling with Philips!
  120. 6:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  121. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Purseona"
    • TV-G
  122. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Two Tickets to Paradise"
    • TV-PG
  123. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Visits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  126. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  127. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  130. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  131. 12:00 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  133. 5:00 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  134. 7:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  135. Wednesday Night
  136. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 10:39 PM You're the Worst "Men Get Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  138. 11:13 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  139. 11:52 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  140. Thursday, September 29
  141. 2:21 AM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  142. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  144. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  145. 4:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  146. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 5:30 AM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  148. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  149. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Money Changes Everything"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cake Fear"
    • TV-PG
  152. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  159. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  160. 12:00 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  161. 2:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  162. 5:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  163. Thursday Night
  164. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the C Student"
    • TV-PG
  166. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  167. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bonfire of the Manatees"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  168. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  169. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Squirt and the Whale"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  170. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  172. Friday, September 30
  173. 12:00 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  174. 12:30 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  175. 1:00 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  176. 1:30 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  177. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  185. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  186. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  187. 7:00 AM Mad About You "My Boyfriend's Back"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  188. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  189. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  193. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  194. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  199. 3:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  200. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Nothing"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. Friday Night
  205. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blue and the Gray"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  206. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  208. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Labor Pains"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  210. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  212. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  213. Saturday, October 1
  214. 12:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 12:31 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 1:02 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. 1:33 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  219. 2:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  220. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 5:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  225. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  227. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  232. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  233. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  236. 11:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  237. 1:30 PM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  238. 4:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 6:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. Saturday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Sunday, October 2
  244. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  245. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L)
  247. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  248. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  254. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  255. 9:30 AM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  256. 12:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 2:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  261. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns' Heir"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  262. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  263. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  264. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  265. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  266. Sunday Night
  267. 8:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  268. 10:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  269. Monday, October 3
  270. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  271. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 1:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  273. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  285. 7:30 AM Mad About You "New Sleep-Walking PLUS"
    • TV-14  (D)
  286. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  290. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  291. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  292. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  295. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  297. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  298. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  299. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  300. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  301. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  303. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. Monday Night
  307. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Springfield Connection"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Canine Mutiny"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  311. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  312. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  314. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  315. Tuesday, October 4
  316. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  317. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Parking Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  330. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  332. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  334. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  335. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  336. 1:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. 3:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. 5:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  339. Tuesday Night
  340. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  341. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  343. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Let's Go Fly a Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  345. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Every Man's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  346. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  347. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Stealing First Base"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  348. Wednesday, October 5
  349. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  350. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  351. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  352. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  353. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Good, the Bad, and the Not-So-Appealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  364. 7:30 AM Mad About You "I Don't See It"
    • TV-14  (L)
  365. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  366. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  370. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  373. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 1:30 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  377. 3:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  378. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  379. Wednesday Night
  380. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  381. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  382. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  383. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  384. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  385. Thursday, October 6
  386. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  387. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Yoko Said"
    • TV-14  (L)
  397. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Angel for Murray"
    • TV-PG
  398. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  399. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  400. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  404. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  405. 11:30 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  406. 1:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  407. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  408. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  409. Thursday Night
  410. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  412. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  413. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  414. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  415. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Donnie Fatso"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  417. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  418. Friday, October 7
  419. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  420. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  421. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  422. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  423. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  427. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Couple"
    • TV-14  (D)
  434. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Ovulation Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  435. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  439. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  443. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  444. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  445. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  446. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  448. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  449. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  450. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  451. 4:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  452. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  453. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  454. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  455. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "HOMR"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  456. Friday Night
  457. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  458. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  459. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  460. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  461. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  462. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Cue Detective"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  463. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  464. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Baby Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  465. Saturday, October 8
  466. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  467. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  468. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  469. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  470. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  481. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  482. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  483. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  484. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  485. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  486. 10:00 AM The Brothers Solomon
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  487. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R