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  1. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  4. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  5. Today
  6. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  8. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  11. 3:30 AM Monster Blades
  12. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  13. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  14. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  15. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  16. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  17. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  18. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  20. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  21. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  25. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  27. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  28. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  29. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  32. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  35. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  38. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  39. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  41. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  42. Tomorrow
  43. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  44. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  45. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  46. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  48. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  49. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  50. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  51. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  52. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  53. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  55. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  61. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  64. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  67. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  68. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  71. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  72. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  73. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  75. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  76. Tomorrow Night
  77. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  78. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  79. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  80. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  81. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  82. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  83. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  84. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  85. Saturday, May 7
  86. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  87. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  88. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  89. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  90. 2:04 AM Best Blower Ever!
  91. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  92. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  93. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  94. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  95. 4:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  96. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  97. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  98. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  99. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  100. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  104. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  107. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  109. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  110. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  111. Saturday Night
  112. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  113. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  114. Sunday, May 8
  115. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  116. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  117. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  119. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  122. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  123. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  124. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  125. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  127. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  128. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  132. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  134. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  135. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  138. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  139. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  140. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  142. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  143. Sunday Night
  144. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  145. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  146. Monday, May 9
  147. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  149. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  154. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  155. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  156. 4:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  157. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  159. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  160. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  161. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  163. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  165. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  174. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  175. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  176. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  178. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  180. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  181. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  183. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. Monday Night
  185. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  189. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  190. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  192. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  193. Tuesday, May 10
  194. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  201. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  205. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  206. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  211. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  212. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  214. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  215. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  216. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  217. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  218. Tuesday Night
  219. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  220. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  221. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  224. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  225. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  226. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  227. Wednesday, May 11
  228. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  229. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  230. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  231. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  232. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  237. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  242. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  244. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  248. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  249. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  251. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  253. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  254. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  256. Wednesday Night
  257. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  259. Thursday, May 12
  260. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  261. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  267. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  270. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  272. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  273. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  276. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  277. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  278. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  279. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  281. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  282. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. Thursday Night
  286. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  289. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  290. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  291. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  292. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  293. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. Friday, May 13
  295. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  296. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  297. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  298. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  299. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  306. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  307. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  310. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  313. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  314. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  316. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  317. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  320. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  321. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  322. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  324. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  325. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  326. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  327. Friday Night
  328. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  329. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  330. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  331. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  332. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  333. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  334. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  335. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  336. Saturday, May 14
  337. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  338. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  339. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  340. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  353. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  354. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  359. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. Saturday Night
  361. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  362. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  363. Sunday, May 15
  364. 1:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  365. 1:30 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  366. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 8:00 AM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  379. 11:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  380. 1:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  381. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  385. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  386. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  387. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  389. Sunday Night
  390. 8:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  391. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. Monday, May 16
  393. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  406. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  407. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  411. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  412. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  413. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  415. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  416. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  417. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  418. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  420. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  421. 3:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  422. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  423. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Selma's Choice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  426. Monday Night
  427. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Boy Scoutz N the Hood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  432. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  433. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  434. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Skinner's Sense of Snow"
    • TV-PG
  435. Tuesday, May 17
  436. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  437. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  448. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  449. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  454. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  455. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  456. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  457. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  458. 3:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  459. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  460. Tuesday Night
  461. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  462. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Italian Bob"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  463. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  464. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  465. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  466. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  467. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  468. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  469. Wednesday, May 18
  470. 12:00 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  471. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  472. 1:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  473. 1:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  474. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Disorientation"
    • TV-14
  485. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Storms We Cannot Weather"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  486. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  487. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  488. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  489. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  490. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  491. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  492. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  493. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  494. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  495. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  496. 1:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  497. 3:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13