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  1. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  2. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  3. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  4. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Second Mrs. Buchman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Coin of Destiny"
    • TV-PG
  6. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Date Rated"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Lucky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Live Ammo"
    • TV-14  (L)
  12. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Debate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Bus Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  15. 2:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  16. 4:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Heartbroke Kid"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  19. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Rome-Old and Juli-Eh"
    • TV-PG
  21. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  22. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "My Fare Lady"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  23. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Barthood"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  24. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  25. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  26. Today
  27. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  28. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  29. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  30. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  32. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  33. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  34. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  35. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  38. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  39. 6:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  40. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  41. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Caper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Baby Video"
    • TV-PG
  43. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  47. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  48. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ms. Knope Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  49. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soda Tax"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
    • TV-14  (L)
  51. 12:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. 2:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  53. 6:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  54. Tonight
  55. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  56. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  57. Tomorrow
  58. 12:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  59. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 3:30 AM Business On The Go
  61. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  65. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  66. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  67. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Fire at Riff's"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  68. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  69. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  72. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  73. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Sex Education"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ben's Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  75. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April"
    • TV-PG
  76. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Two Parties"
    • TV-14  (L)
  79. 1:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  80. 3:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  81. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  84. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  86. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  87. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  89. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Gone Abie Gone"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  90. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  91. Friday, March 31
  92. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  93. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  94. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  95. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  96. 2:00 AM The League "The Great Night of Shiva"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  97. 2:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:15 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 3:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 4:15 AM Paid Programming
  101. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  102. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  103. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  104. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  105. 6:30 AM Fight the 7 signs of aging
  106. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Paul Slips in the Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Nat & Arley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  110. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  111. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  113. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  114. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  115. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  117. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  118. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage"
    • TV-PG
  119. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann's Decision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response"
    • TV-14  (L)
  121. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  122. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Correspondent's Lunch"
    • TV-14  (L)
  123. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  124. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  125. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  126. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  127. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  128. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  129. Friday Night
  130. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "500 Keys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  131. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  132. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  133. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  135. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Girl Code"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  136. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  137. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  138. Saturday, April 1
  139. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  140. 12:31 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  141. 1:02 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  142. 1:33 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  144. 2:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  145. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  146. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  151. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  156. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  160. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  161. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  162. 1:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 3:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  164. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  165. Saturday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. Sunday, April 2
  169. 12:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  170. 12:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 1:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 1:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  173. 2:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  174. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  175. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  183. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  184. 9:00 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 11:30 AM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  186. 1:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  187. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  189. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Exit to Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  192. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XV"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  193. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  194. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  195. Sunday Night
  196. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. Monday, April 3
  199. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  202. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  210. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Season Opener"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  211. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  212. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  217. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  218. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  221. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  223. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  224. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  226. 3:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dead Putting Society"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  230. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. Monday Night
  232. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge on the Lam"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  234. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  235. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  236. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  237. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  239. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  240. Tuesday, April 4
  241. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  242. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pain in the Neck"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  253. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Tragedy Plus Time"
    • TV-14  (D)
  254. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  258. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  261. 11:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  262. 1:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. 4:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  265. Tuesday Night
  266. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  267. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  268. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  269. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  270. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  271. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  272. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Father Knows Worst"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  273. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  274. Wednesday, April 5
  275. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  277. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM Mad About You "There's a Puma in the Kitchen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Silent Show"
    • TV-14  (S)
  291. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  294. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  295. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  296. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  297. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  299. 12:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 2:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  301. 4:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  302. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. Wednesday Night
  304. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  305. 10:30 PM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  306. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  307. 11:30 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  308. Thursday, April 6
  309. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  310. 2:00 AM The Simpsons "The Sweetest Apu"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  311. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  312. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend in L.A."
    • TV-14  (S)
  321. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Buried Fight"
    • TV-G
  322. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  327. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  328. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  329. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 12:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  331. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  332. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. Thursday Night
  334. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  335. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Was"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  336. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Duffless"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "She Used to Be My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  342. Friday, April 7
  343. 12:00 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  344. 12:30 AM Archer "The Handoff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Prep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  346. 1:30 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  347. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  348. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "Crevasses"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Farmer Buchman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Win a Free Car"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  359. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  360. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  362. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  364. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  366. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  370. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  372. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  374. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  375. 4:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  376. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  377. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "My Sister, My Sitter"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Das Bus"
    • TV-PG
  379. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  380. Friday Night
  381. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  382. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Wet Your Mother"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  383. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Fabulous Faker Boy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  384. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  385. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  386. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  387. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  388. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  389. Saturday, April 8
  390. 12:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  391. 12:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  392. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  393. 1:30 AM Archer "Liquid Lunch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  394. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  407. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  408. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  410. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 11:30 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  414. 3:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  415. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  416. Saturday Night
  417. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  418. 10:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  419. Sunday, April 9
  420. 12:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  421. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  422. 1:30 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  423. 2:00 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  424. 2:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  425. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  426. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  427. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 7:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  435. 10:30 AM 300
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  436. 1:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  437. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson and Delilah"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  438. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  439. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  440. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  441. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  443. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  444. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Burns Cage"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  445. 7:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  446. Sunday Night
  447. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  448. Monday, April 10
  449. 1:00 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  450. 1:30 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  451. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  452. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  453. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  454. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  455. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  456. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  457. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  458. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  459. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  460. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  461. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Honeymoon"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  462. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality II"
    • TV-14
  463. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  464. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  465. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  466. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  467. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  468. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  469. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  470. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  471. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  472. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  473. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  474. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  475. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  476. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  478. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  479. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  480. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Daredevil"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  481. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Colonel Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  482. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "New Kid on the Block"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  483. Monday Night
  484. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Inner Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  485. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  486. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  487. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  488. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  489. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  490. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  491. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  492. Tuesday, April 11
  493. 12:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  494. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  495. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  496. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  497. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  498. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  499. 4:30 AM Paid Programming