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  1. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  3. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  4. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  6. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  7. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  8. 5:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  9. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  10. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  11. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  12. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  16. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  18. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  20. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  25. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  26. Last Night
  27. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  28. 11:14 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  29. Today
  30. 12:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  31. 1:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  32. 2:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 3:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  35. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  36. 5:39 AM Paid Programming
  37. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 6:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  39. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  40. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Tonight
  54. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  55. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  56. 11:05 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  57. 11:38 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  58. Tomorrow
  59. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  60. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  62. 3:11 AM Paid Programming
  63. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  64. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  65. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  66. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  68. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  69. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  70. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  71. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  76. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. Tomorrow Night
  85. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. Saturday, September 3
  88. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  89. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 5:00 AM Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, Chuck Berry
  91. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  92. 6:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  93. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  94. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  103. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  106. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  107. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  108. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Saturday Night
  110. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. Sunday, September 4
  112. 12:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 1:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 2:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 3:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 3:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  118. 4:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  119. 4:44 AM FXM Presents
  120. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  121. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  122. 6:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  123. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  124. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  125. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  128. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. Sunday Night
  132. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  133. 11:03 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  134. Monday, September 5
  135. 12:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  136. 1:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 2:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 2:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 3:13 AM Paid Programming
  140. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 5:00 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  144. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  163. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. Monday Night
  170. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  171. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. Tuesday, September 6
  173. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  174. 3:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  175. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  183. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  194. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  195. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. Tuesday Night
  197. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  198. 11:07 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  199. Wednesday, September 7
  200. 12:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  201. 1:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  202. 2:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 5:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  209. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. 9:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. Wednesday Night
  226. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  227. 11:30 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  228. Thursday, September 8
  229. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  230. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  231. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  232. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  233. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  244. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  251. Thursday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  253. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  254. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  255. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  256. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  257. Friday, September 9
  258. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  259. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 3:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  262. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 4:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  264. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  265. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 7:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  269. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  270. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. Friday Night
  283. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  284. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  285. Saturday, September 10
  286. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  287. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan and Her Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 11:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. 2:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  302. 5:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  303. Saturday Night
  304. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  305. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  306. Sunday, September 11
  307. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 2:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. 2:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 3:00 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 3:30 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 4:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  316. 4:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  322. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 12:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  328. 2:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  329. 5:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  330. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. Sunday Night
  332. 10:00 PM The Strain "First Born"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  333. 11:00 PM The Strain "First Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. Monday, September 12
  335. 12:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  336. 1:00 AM The Strain "First Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  337. 2:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 2:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 7:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  348. 10:30 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  349. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  351. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  352. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Meets His Match"
    • TV-14  (L)
  356. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  361. Monday Night
  362. 8:00 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 10:30 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Tuesday, September 13
  365. 12:30 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  376. 9:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  377. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  378. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  383. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  384. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  385. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  387. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 5:00 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  390. 7:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  391. Tuesday Night
  392. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Go for Broke"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  393. 10:30 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  394. 11:30 PM Atlanta "Go for Broke"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  395. Wednesday, September 14
  396. 12:00 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13