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  1. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D)
  2. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  5. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  9. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. Last Night
  11. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  12. 11:01 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  13. Today
  14. 12:02 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  15. 1:20 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 2:22 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 2:52 AM FXM Presents
  18. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  19. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  20. 4:00 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  21. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  22. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  23. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  24. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  25. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  26. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 9:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  28. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  44. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  47. 2:01 AM Rescue Me "Menses"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  48. 3:02 AM Rescue Me "Press"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  49. 4:03 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  51. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  52. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  53. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  54. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  55. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  56. 9:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  57. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (L)
  60. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D)
  61. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 6:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. 10:00 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  75. 10:32 PM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA
  76. 11:03 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  77. 11:35 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. Friday, February 12
  79. 1:35 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  80. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 3:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  83. 3:30 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  84. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  85. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  86. 5:00 AM Sexy in 2016!
  87. 5:30 AM Hips and Salsa Zumba
  88. 6:00 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  89. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  90. 7:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  91. 9:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  92. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (L)
  95. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D)
  96. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. Friday Night
  107. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 11:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Saturday, February 13
  110. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. 5:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  112. 5:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  113. 6:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  114. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  115. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (L)
  118. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (L)
  119. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (L)
  120. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (L)
  121. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 2:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  128. Saturday Night
  129. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. Sunday, February 14
  132. 12:01 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 12:31 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 1:01 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  135. 1:32 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  136. 2:02 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  137. 2:33 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 3:03 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  139. 3:34 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  140. 4:04 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  141. 4:35 AM FXM Presents
  142. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  143. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  144. 6:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  145. 6:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  146. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 11:30 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  156. 2:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  158. Sunday Night
  159. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. Monday, February 15
  162. 1:00 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  163. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  172. 9:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  173. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14
  183. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14
  184. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  187. Monday Night
  188. 8:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  189. 11:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  190. Tuesday, February 16
  191. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Brownies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  192. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 7:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  201. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  202. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D)
  207. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  210. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 4:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  213. 7:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. Tuesday Night
  215. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. Wednesday, February 17
  218. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  220. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  222. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. 9:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  232. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 5:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Wednesday Night
  245. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. Thursday, February 18
  248. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 2:00 AM The Americans "EST Men"
    • TV-MA
  250. 3:00 AM The Americans "Baggage"
    • TV-MA
  251. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 8:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  258. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  263. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 4:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  269. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. Thursday Night
  271. 10:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  272. 10:30 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  273. 11:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  274. 11:30 PM To Be Announced
  275. Friday, February 19
  276. 1:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  277. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  288. 10:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D)
  292. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  301. Friday Night
  302. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  303. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  304. Saturday, February 20
  305. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  306. 3:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  307. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Tough Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 11:00 AM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  319. 1:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. Saturday Night
  323. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  324. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. Sunday, February 21
  326. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  327. 1:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  328. 1:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  329. 2:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  330. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  332. 3:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  333. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  334. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  335. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Clip Show Patient"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Spiral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 11:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 2:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  350. Sunday Night
  351. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  352. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  353. Monday, February 22
  354. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 7:00 AM Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  367. 9:00 AM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  368. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  382. Monday Night
  383. 8:00 PM To Be Announced
  384. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. Tuesday, February 23
  386. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  395. 9:00 AM True Grit
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  396. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)