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  1. 3:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  2. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  3. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  4. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  5. 5:00 AM Power Now
  6. 5:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  7. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  8. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  10. 9:30 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  11. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  15. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  18. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  20. 7:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  21. Last Night
  22. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  23. Today
  24. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  26. 4:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  27. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  28. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  29. 5:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  30. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  31. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  32. 7:00 AM Won't Back Down
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  33. 9:30 AM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  34. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  36. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 7:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Tonight
  47. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  48. 11:16 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  49. Tomorrow
  50. 12:32 AM Tyrant "The Dead and the Living"
    • TV-MA
  51. 1:45 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  52. 3:01 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  53. 4:01 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  54. 5:01 AM Paid Programming
  55. 5:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  56. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  57. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  58. 7:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  68. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. 7:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. Tomorrow Night
  72. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  73. 10:31 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bad Blood"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  74. 11:03 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  75. 11:34 PM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  76. Friday, July 29
  77. 1:34 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  78. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  81. 3:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  82. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  83. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  84. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  85. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  87. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 7:00 AM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 9:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  92. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  93. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  95. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. Friday Night
  103. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  105. Saturday, July 30
  106. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  107. 2:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  113. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  114. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 10:00 AM Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  121. 12:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  122. 2:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 4:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Saturday Night
  125. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. Sunday, July 31
  129. 12:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. 12:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  131. 1:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 3:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 3:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  139. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  141. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 7:00 AM Ellen "Break Up"
    • TV-PG
  144. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Empty Places"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  148. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 11:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 3:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. 6:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  154. Sunday Night
  155. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. 11:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Monday, August 1
  158. 2:00 AM The Strain "Dead End"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  168. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  169. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  174. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  181. Monday Night
  182. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  183. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  184. Tuesday, August 2
  185. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  186. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 7:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  195. 9:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  196. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  203. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  208. Tuesday Night
  209. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. Wednesday, August 3
  212. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 7:00 AM Punch-Drunk Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  223. 9:00 AM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  224. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 5:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. Wednesday Night
  237. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  238. 11:17 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  239. Thursday, August 4
  240. 12:34 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  241. 1:50 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  242. 3:07 AM The Strain "Fallen Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 4:07 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  244. 5:07 AM Paid Programming
  245. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 7:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. 7:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  262. Thursday Night
  263. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  264. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  265. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  266. 11:30 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  267. Friday, August 5
  268. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  269. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  271. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  281. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D)
  290. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  294. Friday Night
  295. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  296. 11:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. Saturday, August 6
  298. 1:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  299. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  310. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 10:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  312. 12:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. 3:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 6:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  315. Saturday Night
  316. 9:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. Sunday, August 7
  319. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 12:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  321. 1:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  322. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 4:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM Ellen "Womyn Fest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Touched"
    • TV-14  (V)
  335. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  340. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  341. 11:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 2:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  343. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. Sunday Night
  345. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  346. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  347. Monday, August 8
  348. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. 9:00 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets the Party Started"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Grad Student"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  373. Monday Night
  374. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  375. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  376. Tuesday, August 9
  377. 1:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13