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  1. 4:37 AM FXM Presents
  2. 5:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  3. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  4. 6:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  5. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  6. 7:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  7. 9:30 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  8. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  10. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  11. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 6:00 PM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  21. Last Night
  22. 8:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  23. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  26. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  28. 3:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  29. 4:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  30. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  31. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  32. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  33. 6:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  34. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  35. 7:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  36. 9:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  37. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  49. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 2:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. 5:00 AM Bob Hope: Thanks for the Memories
  56. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  57. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  58. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  59. 7:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  60. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  61. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  64. 11:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 2:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  66. 5:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  67. Tomorrow Night
  68. 8:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  69. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. Sunday, December 11
  71. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  74. 2:33 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 3:03 AM Louie "Pot Luck"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  76. 3:33 AM Louie "A La Carte"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 4:03 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 4:36 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 5:06 AM Midnight Special
  80. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  81. 6:00 AM Zombie Christmas
  82. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  83. 7:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  84. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  87. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  88. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 12:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  91. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. Sunday Night
  93. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. Monday, December 12
  96. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  99. 3:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  100. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  102. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  103. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  104. 6:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  105. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  106. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  107. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  114. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 6:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  122. Monday Night
  123. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  124. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. Tuesday, December 13
  126. 1:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  127. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  128. 3:30 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  129. 4:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  130. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  131. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  132. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 6:30 AM Easy way to make Great Holiday Meals for the Entire Family
  135. 7:00 AM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  136. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  141. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  144. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 5:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. Tuesday Night
  150. 8:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. 11:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. Wednesday, December 14
  153. 3:00 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  154. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  155. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  156. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  158. 5:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  159. 6:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  160. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 7:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  163. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  167. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  168. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 6:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  176. Wednesday Night
  177. 8:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  178. 10:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  179. Thursday, December 15
  180. 12:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  181. 2:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  182. 3:06 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  183. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  184. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  186. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  188. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  189. 9:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  190. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  194. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  196. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  198. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 5:30 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  203. Thursday Night
  204. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  205. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  206. Friday, December 16
  207. 12:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  208. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  211. 3:30 AM Easy way to make Great Holiday Meals for the Entire Family
  212. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  213. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  214. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  216. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 7:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  218. 9:00 AM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  219. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  220. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  222. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  225. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  233. Friday Night
  234. 8:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  235. 10:30 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  236. Saturday, December 17
  237. 12:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  238. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  239. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  244. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  248. 11:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  249. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  250. 3:00 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  251. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. Saturday Night
  253. 8:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  254. Sunday, December 18
  255. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  258. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  259. 2:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 2:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  261. 3:00 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  262. 3:30 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  263. 4:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. 4:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM Ellen "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
    • TV-PG
  270. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 9:30 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  275. 1:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 4:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. Sunday Night
  278. 8:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 11:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. Monday, December 19
  281. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  290. 9:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  296. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  299. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  301. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  302. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  303. Monday Night
  304. 8:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  305. 10:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  306. Tuesday, December 20
  307. 12:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  308. 2:00 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  309. 2:30 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  310. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 7:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  319. 9:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  320. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  322. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  329. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  333. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  334. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  335. Tuesday Night
  336. 8:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  337. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. Wednesday, December 21
  339. 12:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  340. 2:00 AM Louie "Miami"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  341. 2:30 AM Louie "Daddy's Girlfriend"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  351. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  352. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  353. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  358. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  361. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  362. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  363. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  364. Wednesday Night
  365. 8:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 11:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. Thursday, December 22
  368. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)