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  1. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  2. 3:30 AM Body Beast
  3. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  4. 4:30 AM Body Beast
  5. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  6. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  7. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  8. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  9. 7:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  10. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  11. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Today
  28. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  31. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  32. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  33. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  34. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  36. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  38. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  39. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  48. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  52. Tonight
  53. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  54. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  57. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  58. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  59. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  60. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  61. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  63. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  65. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  67. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. Tomorrow Night
  78. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  79. 11:12 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  80. Thursday, May 5
  81. 12:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  82. 1:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  83. 2:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 5:37 AM Body Beast
  85. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  86. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  87. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  88. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  92. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  101. Thursday Night
  102. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  103. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  104. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  105. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  106. Friday, May 6
  107. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  108. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  111. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  112. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  113. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  114. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  115. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  116. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  117. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  118. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  119. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  120. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  134. Friday Night
  135. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Saturday, May 7
  138. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  146. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  156. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Saturday Night
  158. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  159. Sunday, May 8
  160. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  163. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  164. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  167. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  168. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  171. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  172. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  175. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  189. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. Sunday Night
  191. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  192. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. Monday, May 9
  194. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  198. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  207. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  210. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  217. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Monday Night
  220. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Tuesday, May 10
  223. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  225. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  235. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  236. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  242. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  250. Tuesday Night
  251. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. Wednesday, May 11
  254. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  255. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  266. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  267. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  270. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. Wednesday Night
  281. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  282. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  283. Thursday, May 12
  284. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  285. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  286. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  287. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  288. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  289. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  294. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  306. Thursday Night
  307. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  308. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  309. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  310. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  311. Friday, May 13
  312. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  322. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  323. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. Friday Night
  339. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  340. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  341. Saturday, May 14
  342. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  343. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  344. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 11:00 AM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  356. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 3:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  358. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  359. Saturday Night
  360. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  361. 10:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  362. Sunday, May 15
  363. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 4:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 4:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 10:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  382. 12:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  384. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  385. Sunday Night
  386. 8:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  388. Monday, May 16
  389. 1:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R