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  1. 10:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  2. Today
  3. 1:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  4. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  5. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  6. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  7. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  8. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  9. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  10. 6:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  11. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  12. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  13. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  14. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  19. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  20. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 4:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. Tonight
  27. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  28. 11:01 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  29. Tomorrow
  30. 12:02 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 1:12 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  32. 2:13 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  33. 3:23 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 4:23 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 4:53 AM FXM Presents
  36. 5:02 AM Amazing Abs
  37. 5:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  38. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  39. 7:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  41. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  45. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. Tomorrow Night
  53. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. Friday, August 18
  56. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  57. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  58. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  59. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  60. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  61. 5:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  62. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  63. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  64. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  65. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. 9:30 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  67. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. Friday Night
  78. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. Saturday, August 19
  81. 2:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 6:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  88. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 10:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  93. 1:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 5:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. Saturday Night
  96. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  97. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  98. Sunday, August 20
  99. 12:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  100. 12:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  101. 1:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  102. 1:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  103. 2:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 3:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 3:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 4:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 4:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  109. 5:01 AM Paid Programming
  110. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  111. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  113. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  114. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 11:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  122. 1:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 4:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  124. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  125. Sunday Night
  126. 10:00 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  127. 11:01 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  128. Monday, August 21
  129. 12:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  130. 1:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. 2:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 3:04 AM Money Maker
  134. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  135. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  137. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  138. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  139. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 7:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  142. 9:00 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  143. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  144. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  154. Monday Night
  155. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  156. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  157. Tuesday, August 22
  158. 12:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  159. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 7:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  169. 9:30 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  170. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Tuesday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Wednesday, August 23
  187. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  198. 9:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 5:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  211. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. Wednesday Night
  213. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  214. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  215. Thursday, August 24
  216. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  218. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  219. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  222. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  227. 9:00 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  228. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  231. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Thursday Night
  242. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  243. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  244. Friday, August 25
  245. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  247. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  258. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  259. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 6:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Friday Night
  273. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. 10:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. Saturday, August 26
  276. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  277. 3:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  278. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  283. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  286. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  288. 2:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 4:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 6:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  291. Saturday Night
  292. 9:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  293. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  294. Sunday, August 27
  295. 12:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 1:00 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 1:30 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  298. 2:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 2:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 3:00 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  301. 3:30 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  302. 4:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  303. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  304. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  309. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  315. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 11:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. 2:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  319. 4:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  320. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. Sunday Night
  322. 10:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  323. 11:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  324. Monday, August 28
  325. 12:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  326. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  327. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  329. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 7:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  338. 9:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  339. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  344. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. Monday Night
  352. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  353. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  354. Tuesday, August 29
  355. 12:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  356. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  357. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 7:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  366. 9:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  367. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  378. 7:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13