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  1. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA
  2. 2:21 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 2:51 AM FXM Presents
  4. 3:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  5. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  6. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  7. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  8. 5:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  9. 5:30 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  10. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  11. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  12. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  13. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  14. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 4:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  26. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Last Night
  28. 10:00 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 11:10 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. Today
  31. 12:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 1:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  33. 2:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 3:03 AM FXM Presents
  35. 3:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  36. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  37. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  38. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  39. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  40. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  41. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  42. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  43. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  44. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  45. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  51. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  57. Tonight
  58. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  59. 11:14 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 12:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  62. 1:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  63. 3:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 4:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  65. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 5:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  67. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  68. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  69. 7:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. 9:30 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  71. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  75. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  80. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  82. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  83. Tomorrow Night
  84. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. Friday, April 28
  87. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 3:00 AM Balding Solutions
  90. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  91. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  92. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  93. 5:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  94. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  95. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  96. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  97. 9:30 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  98. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  110. Friday Night
  111. 8:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  112. Saturday, April 29
  113. 12:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  114. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  117. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  118. 6:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  119. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  120. 7:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  121. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  128. 3:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  129. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  130. Saturday Night
  131. 8:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 10:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. Sunday, April 30
  134. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  135. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 2:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 2:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 3:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  140. 4:43 AM FXM Presents
  141. 5:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  142. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  143. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  145. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  151. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  152. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  153. 3:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  154. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. Sunday Night
  156. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. Monday, May 1
  159. 1:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 3:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  162. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  164. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 5:30 AM Balding Solutions
  166. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 7:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  169. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  180. Monday Night
  181. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  182. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  183. Tuesday, May 2
  184. 2:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  185. 2:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  189. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  195. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  196. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 5:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  207. Tuesday Night
  208. 10:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  209. 11:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  210. Wednesday, May 3
  211. 12:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  213. 2:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  215. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 7:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  224. 9:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  225. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  237. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. Wednesday Night
  239. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 11:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. Thursday, May 4
  242. 12:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  244. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  245. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  246. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  251. 9:30 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  252. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  257. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  264. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. Thursday Night
  266. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  268. Friday, May 5
  269. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 2:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  280. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  281. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  295. Friday Night
  296. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Saturday, May 6
  299. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 3:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. 12:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. 2:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  311. 5:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. Saturday Night
  313. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Sunday, May 7
  316. 2:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. 2:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  318. 3:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 3:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  320. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  322. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  329. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 11:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 2:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. Sunday Night
  334. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. Monday, May 8
  337. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  350. 9:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  360. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 5:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  363. Monday Night
  364. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. Tuesday, May 9
  367. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R