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  1. 3:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  2. 3:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 4:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  4. 5:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  5. 5:30 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  6. 6:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  7. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  8. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 10:00 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 12:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  17. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. Last Night
  19. 10:00 PM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 11:03 PM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. Today
  22. 12:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  23. 1:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  24. 2:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:38 AM FXM Presents
  26. 3:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  27. 3:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  28. 4:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  29. 4:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  30. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  31. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  32. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  33. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  34. 7:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  35. 9:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  52. 10:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 12:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  55. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  57. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  58. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  59. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  60. 5:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  61. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  62. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  63. 6:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  64. 7:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 9:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. 11:11 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  82. Wednesday, September 2
  83. 12:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 1:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  85. 2:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 3:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  87. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  88. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  90. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  91. 5:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  92. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  93. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  94. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  95. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  102. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  104. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Wednesday Night
  110. 8:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  111. 10:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  112. Thursday, September 3
  113. 12:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  114. 2:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  115. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  116. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  118. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  119. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  120. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  121. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  122. 9:30 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  123. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  125. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  128. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Thursday Night
  137. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. Friday, September 4
  142. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  144. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  145. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  148. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  149. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  152. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  153. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  154. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  155. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  156. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  157. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. Friday Night
  172. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. Saturday, September 5
  174. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  176. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  181. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  182. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  186. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  188. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  189. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  190. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  191. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  192. Saturday Night
  193. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  195. Sunday, September 6
  196. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  199. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  200. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  203. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  204. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  206. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  208. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  211. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  218. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  219. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  220. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  221. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  222. Sunday Night
  223. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  224. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. Monday, September 7
  226. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  227. 1:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  228. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 2:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 3:05 AM Paid Programming
  231. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  232. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  234. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  236. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  239. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  240. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 1:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 2:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  246. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  248. Monday Night
  249. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. Tuesday, September 8
  254. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  255. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  268. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  273. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  278. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  281. Tuesday Night
  282. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  283. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  284. Wednesday, September 9
  285. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  286. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  296. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  298. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  309. Wednesday Night
  310. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  311. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  312. Thursday, September 10
  313. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  315. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  316. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  317. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  322. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  324. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  325. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  330. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  334. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  337. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. Thursday Night
  339. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  340. 10:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  341. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  342. 11:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. Friday, September 11
  344. 12:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  345. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  347. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  359. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  362. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  373. Friday Night
  374. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  375. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  376. Saturday, September 12
  377. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  379. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  380. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  385. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  386. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  388. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  391. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  393. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  394. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  395. Saturday Night
  396. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  397. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. Sunday, September 13
  400. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase