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  1. 1:45 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  2. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
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  4. 4:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  5. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  6. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  7. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  8. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  9. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  10. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  11. 9:30 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  12. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  15. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Today
  30. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • TV-MA
  31. 2:21 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 2:51 AM FXM Presents
  33. 3:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  34. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  35. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  36. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  37. 5:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  38. 5:30 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  39. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  40. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  41. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  42. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  43. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  55. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. Tonight
  57. 10:00 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 11:10 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. Tomorrow
  60. 12:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 1:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 2:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:03 AM FXM Presents
  64. 3:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  65. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  66. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  67. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  68. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  69. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  70. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  71. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  73. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  74. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  79. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  80. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  86. Tomorrow Night
  87. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  88. 11:14 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  89. Thursday, April 27
  90. 12:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  91. 1:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  92. 3:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  93. 4:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  94. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  96. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  97. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  98. 7:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  99. 9:30 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  100. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  104. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  105. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  112. Thursday Night
  113. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. Friday, April 28
  116. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 3:00 AM Balding Solutions
  119. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  120. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  121. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  122. 5:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  123. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  124. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  125. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  126. 9:30 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  127. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  139. Friday Night
  140. 8:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  141. Saturday, April 29
  142. 12:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  143. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  149. 7:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  150. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  157. 3:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  159. Saturday Night
  160. 8:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 10:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Sunday, April 30
  163. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 2:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 2:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 3:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 3:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  169. 4:43 AM FXM Presents
  170. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  172. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  180. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  182. 3:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  183. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. Sunday Night
  185. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. Monday, May 1
  188. 1:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 3:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  191. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  193. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 5:30 AM Balding Solutions
  195. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 7:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  198. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  209. Monday Night
  210. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  211. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. Tuesday, May 2
  213. 2:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 2:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  215. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  218. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  225. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 5:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  235. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  236. Tuesday Night
  237. 10:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 11:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  239. Wednesday, May 3
  240. 12:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  241. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  242. 2:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  244. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 7:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  253. 9:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  254. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  266. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. Wednesday Night
  268. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 11:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. Thursday, May 4
  271. 12:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  274. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  275. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  280. 9:30 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  281. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  286. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  293. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. Thursday Night
  295. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. Friday, May 5
  298. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 2:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  309. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  310. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  324. Friday Night
  325. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. Saturday, May 6
  328. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 3:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. 12:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. 2:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  340. 5:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. Saturday Night
  342. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. Sunday, May 7
  345. 2:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 2:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 3:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 3:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  351. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 7:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  358. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 11:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 2:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. Sunday Night
  363. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. Monday, May 8
  366. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)