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  1. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  5. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  6. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  7. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  8. Today
  9. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  10. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  13. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  14. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  15. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  16. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  17. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  18. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  19. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  20. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  21. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  32. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  36. Tonight
  37. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  39. Tomorrow
  40. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  43. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  45. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  46. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  47. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  48. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  58. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow Night
  60. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  61. Sunday, May 8
  62. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  65. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  66. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  69. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  70. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  72. 5:30 AM Power Now
  73. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  74. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  75. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  76. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  77. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  83. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  91. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. Sunday Night
  93. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  94. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. Monday, May 9
  96. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  100. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  101. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  102. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  103. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  104. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  105. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  106. 6:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  107. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  109. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  112. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  119. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. Monday Night
  122. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Tuesday, May 10
  125. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  127. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  129. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  130. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  132. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 6:30 AM Give your Mom a Well Deserved Rest by giving her the Nuwave PIC
  136. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  137. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  138. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  144. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  152. Tuesday Night
  153. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. Wednesday, May 11
  156. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  157. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  158. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  161. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  162. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  165. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  166. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  167. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  169. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  172. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Wednesday Night
  183. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  184. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  185. Thursday, May 12
  186. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  187. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  188. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  189. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  190. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  191. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  195. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  196. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  201. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  208. Thursday Night
  209. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  210. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  211. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  212. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  213. Friday, May 13
  214. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  219. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  220. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  224. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  225. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  240. Friday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  242. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  243. Saturday, May 14
  244. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  245. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  246. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 11:00 AM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  258. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  259. 3:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  260. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  261. Saturday Night
  262. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  263. 10:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  264. Sunday, May 15
  265. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 3:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 4:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  272. 4:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  273. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 10:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 12:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  285. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  286. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  287. Sunday Night
  288. 8:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. Monday, May 16
  291. 1:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  292. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  301. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  302. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  303. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  305. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  306. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  307. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  312. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 6:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. Monday Night
  318. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 11:30 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. Tuesday, May 17
  321. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  330. 9:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D)
  337. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  338. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  340. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  345. Tuesday Night
  346. 8:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 10:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. Wednesday, May 18
  349. 12:00 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  350. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  360. 9:30 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  365. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  370. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 5:30 PM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  374. Wednesday Night
  375. 8:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • R
  376. 10:00 PM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  377. 11:00 PM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • TV-MA
  378. Thursday, May 19
  379. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  380. 1:00 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • TV-MA
  381. 2:00 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA
  382. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA
  383. 4:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA
  384. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  389. 9:00 AM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  390. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  396. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  397. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  398. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)