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  1. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 7:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM Baskets "Circus"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 10:33 PM Baskets "Yard Sale"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  6. 11:07 PM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  7. 11:40 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. Today
  9. 2:10 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  11. 3:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  12. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  13. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  14. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  15. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  16. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  17. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  18. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  19. 9:30 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  21. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  25. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 6:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  35. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 12:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  39. 3:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  40. 5:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  41. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  42. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  43. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  44. 7:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  45. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 12:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  52. 2:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. 4:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  54. 7:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  55. Tomorrow Night
  56. 9:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  58. Sunday, March 26
  59. 12:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 1:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 1:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 3:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  65. 3:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  66. 4:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  67. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  68. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  69. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 6:00 AM Business On The Go
  71. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  72. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  73. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  76. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  77. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  78. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Sunday Night
  80. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  81. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  82. 11:08 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. Monday, March 27
  84. 12:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  85. 1:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  86. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 3:02 AM FXM Presents
  88. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  89. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  90. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  91. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  92. 5:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  93. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  94. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  95. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  96. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  97. 9:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  98. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  100. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  103. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  107. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  113. Monday Night
  114. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  115. 11:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  116. Tuesday, March 28
  117. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 3:08 AM Paid Programming
  119. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  121. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  122. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  124. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  126. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  127. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  128. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  131. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  137. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Tuesday Night
  139. 10:00 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 11:03 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. Wednesday, March 29
  142. 12:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 1:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  146. 3:00 AM Midnight Special
  147. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  148. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  149. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  151. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  155. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  156. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  160. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  167. Wednesday Night
  168. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  169. 11:10 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  170. Thursday, March 30
  171. 12:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 1:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  173. 2:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 3:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  175. 4:41 AM FXM Presents
  176. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  181. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  182. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  183. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  184. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  186. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  189. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  192. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  193. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  194. Thursday Night
  195. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. Friday, March 31
  198. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  199. 2:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  200. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  201. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  202. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  203. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  206. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  209. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  210. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  217. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  222. Friday Night
  223. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  225. Saturday, April 1
  226. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  227. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 2:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. 5:08 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  235. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Saturday Night
  242. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. Sunday, April 2
  245. 12:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  246. 1:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  247. 3:00 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  248. 4:30 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  249. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  257. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. Sunday Night
  262. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. Monday, April 3
  265. 12:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  268. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  269. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  278. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  279. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  281. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  288. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  289. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. Monday Night
  292. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. Tuesday, April 4
  295. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  296. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  305. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  306. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  314. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  315. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  316. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  318. Tuesday Night
  319. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  320. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  321. Wednesday, April 5
  322. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  323. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  324. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  326. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  335. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  338. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  339. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  342. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  343. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  345. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  348. Wednesday Night
  349. 8:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  350. 10:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  351. Thursday, April 6
  352. 1:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 3:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  354. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  355. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  361. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  362. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG