FX

1. 7:00 AM Deep Rising
   • R
2. 9:00 AM 12 Rounds
   • PG-13
3. 11:30 AM Hitman
   • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
   • R
4. 1:30 PM Push
   • PG-13
5. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
   • TV-14 (D,L)
6. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
   • TV-14 (D,L,S)
7. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
   • TV-14 (D,L,V)
8. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
   • TV-14 (D)
9. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
   • TV-14 (D,L,S)
10. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
11. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
12. 7:30 PM The Roommate
    • PG-13
13. Last Night
14. 9:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • NEW
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
15. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
16. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
17. 11:00 PM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • NEW
    • TV-MA (L)
18. 11:30 PM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
19. Today
20. 12:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
21. 12:30 AM The Roommate
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
22. 2:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gets Analyzed"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
23. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
24. 3:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
25. 4:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
26. 4:30 AM Insanity Workout
27. 5:00 AM Long Hose!
28. 5:30 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
29. 6:00 AM Hair Restoration Breakthroughs
30. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
31. 7:00 AM Dr. Dolittle 2
    • TV-PG (D,L)
    • PG
32. 9:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG (V)
    • PG
33. 11:00 AM Daddy Day Care
    • TV-PG
    • PG
34. 1:00 PM Tooth Fairy
    • TV-PG
    • PG
35. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
36. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14 (D)
37. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
38. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14 (D)
39. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
40. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
41. 6:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG (V)
    • PG
42. Tonight
43. 8:00 PM Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    • TV-PG
    • PG
44. 10:00 PM Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    • TV-PG
    • PG
45. Tomorrow
46. 12:00 AM Justified "The Gunfighter"
    • TV-MA (L,V,S)
47. 1:00 AM Justified "Cut Ties"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
48. 2:00 AM Justified "Harlan Roulette"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
49. 3:00 AM Justified "The Devil You Know"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
50. 4:00 AM Justified "Thick as Mud"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
51. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
52. 5:30 AM Say No to Pain
53. 6:00 AM Front Yard Landscaping
54. 6:30 AM Insanity Workout
55. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
56. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14 (D)
57. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
58. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
59. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
60. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14 (L,S)
61. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"
    • TV-14 (L,S)
62. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
63. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
64. 11:30 AM What Women Want
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
65. 2:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14 (D,L)
    • PG-13
66. 5:00 PM The A-Team
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
67. Tomorrow Night
68. 8:00 PM UFC 160: Velasquez vs. Bigfoot 2 Prelims
    • LIVE
69. 10:00 PM Iron Man
    • TV-14 (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
70. Sunday, May 26
71. 1:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
72. 1:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
73. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
74. 2:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
75. 3:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
76. 3:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
77. 4:00 AM Legit "Family"
    • TV-MA (L)
78. 4:30 AM Legit "Health"
    • TV-MA (L)
79. 5:00 AM Roy Orbison, Neil Sedaka, Everly Brothers
80. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
81. 6:00 AM Front Yard Landscaping
82. 6:30 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
83. 7:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Joan Renner"
    • TV-PG
84. 7:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Dave Mawer"
    • TV-PG
85. 8:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "D'Nez Westmoreland"
    • TV-PG
86. 8:30 AM What Women Want
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
87. 11:00 AM The Proposal
    • TV-14 (D,L)
    • PG-13
88. 2:00 PM The A-Team
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
89. 5:00 PM Iron Man
    • TV-14 (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
90. Sunday Night
91. 8:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
92. 10:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
93. Monday, May 27
94. 1:00 AM Justified "The Hatchet Tour"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
95. 2:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
96. 2:30 AM Battle Hair Loss
97. 3:00 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
98. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
99. 4:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
100. 4:30 AM No More Back Pain! Relief in just 10 mins per day
101. 5:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
102. 5:30 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
103. 6:00 AM Deep Clean at 1/2 the price!
104. 6:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
105. 7:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Wylisa Bennett"
     • TV-PG
106. 7:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Michael Padula"
     • TV-PG
107. 8:00 AM Dear John
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
108. 10:00 AM Dear John
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
109. 12:00 PM The Hurt Locker
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
110. 3:00 PM Black Hawk Down
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
111. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
112. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
113. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
114. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
115. Monday Night
116. 8:00 PM Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG
117. 10:00 PM Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG
118. Tuesday, May 28
119. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
120. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
121. 1:00 AM Justified "Get Drew"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
122. 2:00 AM Lose Weight in 90 Days With TapouT XT: Extreme Home Fitness Program
123. 2:30 AM Miracle Skin Now
124. 3:00 AM Insanity Workout
125. 3:30 AM Non-surgical hair re-growth
126. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
127. 4:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
128. 5:00 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
129. 5:30 AM Say No to Pain
130. 6:00 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
131. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
132. 7:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Darci Monet"
     • TV-PG
133. 7:30 AM The Hurt Locker
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
134. 10:30 AM Black Hawk Down
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
135. 1:30 PM Death Sentence
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
136. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
137. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
138. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
139. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
140. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
141. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
142. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
143. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
144. Tuesday Night
145. 8:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
146. 11:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
147. Wednesday, May 29
148. 2:00 AM Justified "Decoy"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
149. 3:00 AM Clinic Secrets to Beautiful Skin...Revealed!
150. 3:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
151. 4:00 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
152. 4:30 AM No. 1 Selling Kitchen System!
153. 5:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
154. 5:30 AM Insanity Workout
155. 6:00 AM Muffin Top?
156. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
157. 7:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Nero Mak"
     • TV-PG
158. 7:30 AM The Other Sister
     • TV-PG (D,V)
     • PG-13
159. 9:30 AM Girl, Interrupted
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
160. 12:00 PM Zoom
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
161. 2:00 PM Daddy Day Care
     • TV-PG
     • PG
162. 4:00 PM Tropic Thunder
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
163. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
164. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
165. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
166. Wednesday Night
167. 8:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
168. 10:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
169. Thursday, May 30
170. 1:00 AM Six Days, Seven Nights
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
171. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "Welcome to Briarcliff"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
172. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "Tricks and Treats"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
173. 5:00 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
174. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
175. 6:00 AM No. 1 Selling Kitchen System!
176. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
177. 7:00 AM Six Days, Seven Nights
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
178. 9:00 AM Girl, Interrupted
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
179. 11:30 AM The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
180. 2:00 PM Tropic Thunder
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
181. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
182. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
183. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
184. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
185. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
186. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
187. 7:30 PM Step Brothers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
188. Thursday Night
189. 9:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
190. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
191. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
192. 11:00 PM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • NEW
     • TV-MA (L)
193. 11:30 PM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
194. Friday, May 31
195. 12:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
196. 12:30 AM Step Brothers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
197. 2:30 AM Wilfred "Avoidance"
     • TV-MA (L,S)
198. 3:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
199. 3:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
200. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
201. 4:30 AM Insanity Workout
202. 5:00 AM Hot New Hairstyles For Summer!
203. 5:30 AM Clinic Secrets to Beautiful Skin...Revealed!
204. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
205. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
206. 7:00 AM The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
207. 9:30 AM Bad Company
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
208. 12:00 PM Enemy at the Gates
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • R
209. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
210. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
211. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
212. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
213. 5:00 PM Enemy of the State
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
214. Friday Night
215. 8:00 PM Hancock
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
216. 10:00 PM Hancock
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
217. Saturday, June 1
218. 12:00 AM Justified "When the Guns Come Out"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
219. 1:00 AM Justified "The Man Behind the Curtain"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
220. 2:00 AM Justified "Watching the Detectives"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
221. 3:00 AM Justified "Loose Ends"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
222. 4:00 AM Justified "Guy Walks Into a Bar"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
223. 5:00 AM Roy Orbison, Neil Sedaka, Everly Brothers
224. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
225. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
226. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
227. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
228. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
229. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
230. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
231. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
232. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
233. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
234. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
235. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
236. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
237. 12:00 PM Enemy of the State
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
238. 3:00 PM Ghost Rider
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
239. 5:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG-13
240. Saturday Night
241. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
242. 11:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
243. Sunday, June 2
244. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
245. 2:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
246. 2:30 AM Wilfred "Truth"
     • TV-MA (L)
247. 3:00 AM Wilfred "Service"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
248. 3:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
249. 4:00 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
250. 4:30 AM Legit "Hoarders"
     • TV-MA (L)
251. 5:00 AM Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Alabama, Glen Campbell
252. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
255. 7:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Kristen Dalton"
     • TV-PG
256. 7:30 AM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
257. 9:30 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
258. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
259. 2:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG-13
260. 5:00 PM Iron Man 2
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
261. Sunday Night
262. 8:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
263. 11:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
264. Monday, June 3
265. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
266. 2:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
267. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
268. 3:30 AM Montel Williams
269. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
270. 4:30 AM No More Back Pain! Relief in just 10 mins per day
271. 5:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
272. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
273. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
274. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
275. 7:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Frank Cook"
     • TV-PG
276. 7:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Jackie Pennetta"
     • TV-PG
277. 8:00 AM Tomcats
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • R
278. 10:00 AM Zoolander
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
279. 12:00 PM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
280. 2:00 PM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
281. 4:00 PM Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
282. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
283. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
284. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
285. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
286. Monday Night
287. 8:00 PM Knight and Day
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
288. 11:00 PM Knight and Day
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
289. Tuesday, June 4
290. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
291. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
292. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
293. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
294. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
295. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
296. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
297. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
300. 7:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Anthony Tony Wilson"
     • TV-PG
301. 7:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Dorothy Peterson"
     • TV-PG
302. 8:00 AM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
303. 10:00 AM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
304. 12:00 PM Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
305. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
306. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
307. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
308. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
309. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
310. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
311. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
312. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
     • TV-PG (L)
313. 6:00 PM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
314. Tuesday Night
315. 8:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
316. 10:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
317. Wednesday, June 5
318. 1:00 AM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
319. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
320. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
321. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
322. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
323. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
324. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
325. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
326. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
327. 7:00 AM The Express
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG
328. 10:00 AM Next
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
329. 12:00 PM Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
330. 2:00 PM Predators
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
331. 4:30 PM Machete
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • R
332. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
333. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
334. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
     • TV-PG
335. Wednesday Night
336. 8:00 PM Salt
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
337. 10:00 PM Salt
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
338. Thursday, June 6
339. 12:00 AM Deep Rising
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
340. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "Nor'easter"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
341. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "I Am Anne Frank"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
342. 4:00 AM Justified "Peace of Mind"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
343. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
344. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming