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  1. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  3. Today
  4. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  5. 2:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  6. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  9. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  10. 6:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  11. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  12. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 10:00 AM Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  19. 12:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 2:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  21. 4:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. Tonight
  23. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. Tomorrow
  27. 12:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 12:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 1:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 3:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 3:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 5:00 AM Blade Boss
  38. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  39. 6:00 AM Power Now
  40. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  41. 7:00 AM Ellen "Break Up"
    • TV-PG
  42. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Empty Places"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  46. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 11:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. 3:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  51. 6:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. Tomorrow Night
  53. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. 11:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. Monday, August 1
  56. 2:00 AM The Strain "Dead End"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  57. 3:00 AM Power Now
  58. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  59. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  60. 4:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  61. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  62. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  63. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  64. 6:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  65. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  66. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  67. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  72. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  79. Monday Night
  80. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  81. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  82. Tuesday, August 2
  83. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  84. 3:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  85. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  87. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  88. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  89. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  90. 6:00 AM IGROW Hair Growth System. Grow Fuller, Thicker Hair in Weeks!
  91. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  92. 7:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 9:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  94. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  101. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  106. Tuesday Night
  107. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Wednesday, August 3
  110. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  113. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  114. 4:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  115. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 5:00 AM Why Pressure Cooker?
  117. 5:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  118. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 7:00 AM Punch-Drunk Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  121. 9:00 AM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  122. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 5:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. Wednesday Night
  135. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  136. 11:17 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  137. Thursday, August 4
  138. 12:34 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  139. 1:50 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  140. 3:07 AM The Strain "Fallen Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  141. 4:07 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  142. 5:07 AM Paid Programming
  143. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  144. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  145. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  146. 7:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 7:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  160. Thursday Night
  161. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  162. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  163. 11:04 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  164. 11:38 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  165. Friday, August 5
  166. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  167. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 2:41 AM FXM Presents
  169. 3:00 AM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  170. 3:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  171. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  172. 4:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  173. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  178. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D)
  187. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  191. Friday Night
  192. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  193. 11:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. Saturday, August 6
  195. 1:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  196. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  207. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 10:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  209. 12:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. 3:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 6:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  212. Saturday Night
  213. 9:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. Sunday, August 7
  216. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 12:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  218. 1:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 3:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 4:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  225. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 5:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  227. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  228. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:00 AM Ellen "Womyn Fest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Touched"
    • TV-14  (V)
  232. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  238. 11:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 2:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  240. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Sunday Night
  242. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  243. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  244. Monday, August 8
  245. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 3:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  248. 3:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  249. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  251. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 9:00 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  257. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  259. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets the Party Started"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Grad Student"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  265. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  270. Monday Night
  271. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. Tuesday, August 9
  274. 1:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  284. 9:30 AM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  285. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  292. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  295. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  298. Tuesday Night
  299. 8:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  300. 10:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  301. Wednesday, August 10
  302. 1:00 AM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  303. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  307. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  312. 9:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  313. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  321. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  323. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  324. Wednesday Night
  325. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Truth and Dignity"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  326. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Truth and Dignity"
    • TV-MA
  327. Thursday, August 11
  328. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  329. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Truth and Dignity"
    • TV-MA
  330. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  331. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  332. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 7:00 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  337. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  338. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's New Sex Study Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sex Addict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  345. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  349. Thursday Night
  350. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA
    • R
  351. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  352. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  353. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA
  354. 11:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA
    • R
  355. Friday, August 12
  356. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA
  357. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  359. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  368. 9:00 AM Battle of the Year
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  370. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  378. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Devil"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  380. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  382. Friday Night
  383. 8:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13