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  1. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  2. 11:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. Today
  4. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  5. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  6. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  7. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  8. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  9. 5:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  10. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  11. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  12. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  13. 9:30 AM Savages
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  14. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  15. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  20. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. Tonight
  26. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 11:00 PM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  28. Tomorrow
  29. 2:00 AM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  30. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  31. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  32. 6:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  33. 6:30 AM Amazing Abs
  34. 7:00 AM Savages
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  35. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  36. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 12:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 2:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 5:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. Tomorrow Night
  44. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Sunday, May 28
  47. 1:00 AM Baskets "Freaks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 1:31 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 2:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 2:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 3:01 AM Baskets "Freaks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 3:32 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  53. 4:02 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 4:32 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 5:02 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  56. 5:30 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  57. 6:00 AM Money Maker
  58. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  59. 7:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  61. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  63. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 11:30 AM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  66. 2:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  67. 4:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  68. 6:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  69. Sunday Night
  70. 8:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  71. 10:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  72. Monday, May 29
  73. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  74. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  75. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  76. 2:05 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  77. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  78. 3:00 AM Money Maker
  79. 3:30 AM Celebrity Secrets
  80. 4:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  81. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  82. 5:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  83. 5:30 AM Celebrity Secrets
  84. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  85. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  86. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Spa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 7:30 AM Ellen "Ballet Class"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  88. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  89. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  90. 9:00 AM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  91. 11:30 AM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  92. 1:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  93. 3:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  94. 5:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  95. Monday Night
  96. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. Tuesday, May 30
  99. 12:00 AM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  100. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  101. 3:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  102. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  103. 4:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  104. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  105. 5:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  106. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  107. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  108. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  109. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 9:30 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  114. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  118. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  122. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. Tuesday Night
  124. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  125. 11:14 PM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. Wednesday, May 31
  127. 12:28 AM The Americans "The World Council of Churches"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 1:41 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  129. 2:55 AM FXM Presents
  130. 3:05 AM Paid Programming
  131. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  132. 4:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  133. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  135. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  136. 6:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  137. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  138. 7:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. 9:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  140. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  141. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  148. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  149. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. Wednesday Night
  152. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  153. 11:04 PM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  154. Thursday, June 1
  155. 12:08 AM Fargo "The Lord of No Mercy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 1:11 AM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  157. 2:15 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  158. 3:15 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 4:15 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 4:45 AM FXM Presents
  161. 5:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  162. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  163. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  164. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  165. 7:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. 9:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  167. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  168. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  169. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  174. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  175. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  177. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. Thursday Night
  181. 8:00 PM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  182. 10:00 PM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  183. Friday, June 2
  184. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 3:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  187. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  188. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  189. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  190. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  191. 6:00 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  192. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  194. 9:00 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  197. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  207. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 6:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  209. Friday Night
  210. 8:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  211. 10:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  212. Saturday, June 3
  213. 12:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  214. 2:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  215. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 7:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  222. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 11:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  225. 2:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  226. 4:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  227. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  228. Saturday Night
  229. 8:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  230. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. Sunday, June 4
  232. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 1:14 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 1:44 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  235. 2:14 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 2:44 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 3:14 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 3:46 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  239. 4:46 AM FXM Presents
  240. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  242. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:00 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  245. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  247. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  248. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 12:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  251. 2:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  252. 4:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  253. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Sunday Night
  255. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  256. 10:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  257. Monday, June 5
  258. 12:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 3:00 AM Money Maker
  262. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 9:00 AM Endless Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  271. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  274. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  278. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 6:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  286. Monday Night
  287. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  288. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  289. Tuesday, June 6
  290. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  291. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM Endless Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  300. 9:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  301. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  305. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  307. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  309. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  310. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  316. Tuesday Night
  317. 8:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  318. 10:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  319. Wednesday, June 7
  320. 12:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  321. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  322. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  331. 9:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  332. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  333. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  337. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  338. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  344. Wednesday Night
  345. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  346. 10:00 PM Fargo "Who Rules the Land of Denial?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  347. 11:00 PM Fargo "Who Rules the Land of Denial?"
    • TV-MA
  348. Thursday, June 8
  349. 12:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  350. 1:00 AM Fargo "Who Rules the Land of Denial?"
    • TV-MA
  351. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  352. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  353. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  355. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  360. 10:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  361. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  364. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  366. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  373. Thursday Night
  374. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG