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  1. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  2. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D)
  7. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  10. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  14. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  17. 11:01 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. Today
  19. 12:02 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 1:20 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 2:22 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:52 AM FXM Presents
  23. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  24. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  25. 4:00 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  26. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  27. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  28. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  29. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  30. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  31. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  32. 9:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  33. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  37. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  49. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  52. 2:01 AM Rescue Me "Menses"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  53. 3:02 AM Rescue Me "Press"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  54. 4:03 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  56. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  57. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  58. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  59. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  60. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  61. 9:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  62. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (L)
  65. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D)
  66. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 6:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  77. Tomorrow Night
  78. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. 10:00 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  80. 10:32 PM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA
  81. 11:03 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  82. 11:35 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. Friday, February 12
  84. 1:35 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  85. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 3:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  88. 3:30 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  89. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  90. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  91. 5:00 AM Sexy in 2016!
  92. 5:30 AM Hips and Salsa Zumba
  93. 6:00 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  94. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  95. 7:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  96. 9:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  97. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (L)
  100. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D)
  101. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. Friday Night
  112. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. Saturday, February 13
  115. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 5:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  117. 5:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  118. 6:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  119. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  120. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (L)
  123. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (L)
  124. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (L)
  125. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (L)
  126. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. 2:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  133. Saturday Night
  134. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  136. Sunday, February 14
  137. 12:01 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 12:31 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 1:01 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  140. 1:32 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  141. 2:02 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  142. 2:33 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 3:03 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  144. 3:34 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  145. 4:04 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  146. 4:35 AM FXM Presents
  147. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  148. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  149. 6:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  150. 6:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  151. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 11:30 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  161. 2:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  163. Sunday Night
  164. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. Monday, February 15
  167. 1:00 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  168. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  177. 9:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  178. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14
  188. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14
  189. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  192. Monday Night
  193. 8:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  194. 11:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  195. Tuesday, February 16
  196. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Brownies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  197. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  206. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  207. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D)
  212. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  215. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  218. 7:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Tuesday Night
  220. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  221. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  222. Wednesday, February 17
  223. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  224. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  225. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  227. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 9:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  237. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. Wednesday Night
  250. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. Thursday, February 18
  253. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  254. 2:00 AM The Americans "EST Men"
    • TV-MA
  255. 3:00 AM The Americans "Baggage"
    • TV-MA
  256. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 8:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  263. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 4:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  274. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. Thursday Night
  276. 10:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  277. 10:30 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  278. 11:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  279. 11:30 PM To Be Announced
  280. Friday, February 19
  281. 1:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  282. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  293. 10:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D)
  297. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  306. Friday Night
  307. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  308. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  309. Saturday, February 20
  310. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  311. 3:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  312. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Tough Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 11:00 AM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  324. 1:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. Saturday Night
  328. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  330. Sunday, February 21
  331. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 1:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  333. 1:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  334. 2:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  335. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 3:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  337. 3:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  338. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  339. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  340. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Clip Show Patient"
    • TV-PG
  345. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Spiral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  346. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 11:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 2:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  355. Sunday Night
  356. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  357. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  358. Monday, February 22
  359. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 7:00 AM Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  372. 9:00 AM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  387. Monday Night
  388. 8:00 PM To Be Announced
  389. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. Tuesday, February 23
  391. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  400. 9:00 AM True Grit
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13