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  1. 3:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  2. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Mutha"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  4. 6:30 AM Introducing the Shark Rocket Powerhead vacuum - All Surface Cleaning
  5. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  6. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  7. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  8. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  10. 9:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  11. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  12. 12:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  13. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D)
  18. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  20. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  21. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  26. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Today
  28. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  29. 2:01 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  30. 3:02 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 4:20 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  32. 5:22 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 5:52 AM FXM Presents
  34. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  35. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  36. 7:00 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  37. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  38. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  39. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  40. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  41. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  42. 10:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  44. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 9:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  59. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 1:30 AM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  62. 4:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  63. 5:01 AM Rescue Me "Menses"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 6:02 AM Rescue Me "Press"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  65. 7:03 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 7:34 AM FXM Presents
  67. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  68. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  69. 9:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  70. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  71. 10:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  72. 12:00 PM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  73. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (L)
  76. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D)
  77. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. Tomorrow Night
  86. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 9:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  89. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  90. Friday, February 12
  91. 1:00 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  92. 1:32 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA
  93. 2:03 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  94. 2:35 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. 4:35 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  96. 5:06 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 5:36 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 6:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  99. 6:30 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  100. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  101. 7:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  102. 8:00 AM Sexy in 2016!
  103. 8:30 AM Hips and Salsa Zumba
  104. 9:00 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  105. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  106. 10:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  107. 12:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (L)
  111. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D)
  112. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. Friday Night
  121. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 8:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Saturday, February 13
  125. 2:30 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 6:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 8:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  128. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  129. 9:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  130. 9:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  131. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (L)
  134. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (L)
  135. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (L)
  136. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (L)
  137. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 3:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. Saturday Night
  144. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  145. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. Sunday, February 14
  147. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  148. 3:01 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 3:31 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 4:01 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  151. 4:32 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  152. 5:02 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  153. 5:33 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 6:03 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  155. 6:34 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  156. 7:04 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  157. 7:35 AM FXM Presents
  158. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  159. 8:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  160. 9:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  161. 9:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  162. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 2:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  172. 5:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. Sunday Night
  174. 8:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  175. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  176. Monday, February 15
  177. 1:30 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 4:00 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  188. 12:00 PM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  189. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14
  199. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14
  200. Monday Night
  201. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  204. 11:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  205. Tuesday, February 16
  206. 2:00 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  207. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Brownies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  208. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 10:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  217. 12:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  218. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D)
  223. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  226. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 7:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. Tuesday Night
  230. 10:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. Wednesday, February 17
  232. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  234. 3:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  235. 4:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  236. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  238. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. 12:00 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  248. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  252. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. Wednesday Night
  260. 8:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. Thursday, February 18
  263. 1:30 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. 4:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  265. 5:00 AM The Americans "EST Men"
    • TV-MA
  266. 6:00 AM The Americans "Baggage"
    • TV-MA
  267. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 11:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  274. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  279. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 7:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  285. Thursday Night
  286. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. Friday, February 19
  288. 1:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  289. 1:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  290. 2:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  291. 2:30 AM To Be Announced
  292. 4:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  293. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 10:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  304. 1:00 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D)
  308. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. Friday Night
  316. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 8:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  318. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  319. Saturday, February 20
  320. 2:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  321. 5:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  322. 6:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  323. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Tough Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 2:00 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  335. 4:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. Saturday Night
  338. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. Sunday, February 21
  340. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  342. 3:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 4:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  344. 4:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  345. 5:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  346. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 6:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  348. 6:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  349. 7:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  350. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  351. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Clip Show Patient"
    • TV-PG
  356. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Spiral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 2:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 5:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. Sunday Night
  366. 8:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  367. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  368. Monday, February 22
  369. 1:30 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  370. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 10:00 AM Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 12:00 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  384. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  387. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  388. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  393. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. Monday Night
  396. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 9:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  399. 11:00 PM To Be Announced
  400. Tuesday, February 23
  401. 2:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13