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  1. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Justice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  2. 6:03 AM Rescue Me "Devil"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 7:03 AM Rescue Me "Discovery"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  4. 8:02 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  5. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  6. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  7. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  8. 10:00 AM Ellen "Too Hip for the Room"
    • TV-PG
  9. 10:30 AM Stealing Harvard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  10. 12:30 PM I Love You, Beth Cooper
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  11. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  14. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  15. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. Last Night
  23. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  25. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  26. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Today
  28. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  29. 1:32 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 2:02 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  31. 2:33 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 3:03 AM Married "Murder"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  33. 3:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Tattoo You"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 4:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  35. 4:37 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  36. 5:07 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  38. 6:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  39. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 7:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  41. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  42. 8:00 AM Supermodel Skin
  43. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  44. 9:00 AM The Graduate: Learn about innovative undergrad and graduate degrees earned quickly, affordably.
  45. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  46. 10:00 AM Ellen "Two Mammograms and a Wedding"
    • TV-14  (L)
  47. 10:30 AM I Love You, Beth Cooper
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  48. 12:30 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  49. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. Tonight
  61. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 11:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  65. Tomorrow
  66. 1:30 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  67. 4:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  68. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Torture"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  69. 8:01 AM The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder
  70. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  71. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  72. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  73. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Fear, Itself"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  74. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Beer Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  75. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 3:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 5:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. Tomorrow Night
  84. 9:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  85. Sunday, August 30
  86. 12:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  90. 4:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  91. 5:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  92. 6:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 6:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  94. 7:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  95. 8:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  96. 8:30 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  97. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  98. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  99. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  103. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 1:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. 3:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  108. Sunday Night
  109. 10:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. Monday, August 31
  111. 1:00 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 2:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 3:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  114. 4:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. 5:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  117. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  118. 6:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  119. 7:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  120. 7:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  121. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  122. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  123. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  124. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  125. 10:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  126. 12:00 PM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. Monday Night
  139. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 9:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  142. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  143. Tuesday, September 1
  144. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 3:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  146. 5:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  148. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  149. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  150. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  151. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  154. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 10:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. 12:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  157. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. Tuesday Night
  169. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. Wednesday, September 2
  172. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  173. 2:11 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  174. 3:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  175. 4:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  176. 5:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 6:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  178. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  179. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  181. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  183. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  185. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  186. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  195. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  197. Wednesday Night
  198. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  202. Thursday, September 3
  203. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  204. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  205. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  206. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  207. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  209. 8:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  210. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  211. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  212. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  213. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  214. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  216. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  217. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. Thursday Night
  226. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. Friday, September 4
  229. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  231. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  234. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  235. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  239. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  240. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  243. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  244. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  245. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  246. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  247. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  248. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  252. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. Friday Night
  261. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. Saturday, September 5
  265. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  267. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  273. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  277. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  279. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  280. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  281. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  282. Saturday Night
  283. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  284. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. Sunday, September 6
  286. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  291. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  295. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  297. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  298. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  299. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  302. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  309. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  310. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  311. Sunday Night
  312. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  313. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  314. Monday, September 7
  315. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  316. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  317. 3:00 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  318. 4:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  319. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  330. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  331. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. Monday Night
  337. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. Tuesday, September 8
  342. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  346. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  364. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  366. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  367. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  369. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. Tuesday Night
  372. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  373. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  374. Wednesday, September 9
  375. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  376. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  377. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  387. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  389. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  390. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  394. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  395. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. Wednesday Night
  398. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  401. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  402. Thursday, September 10
  403. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  404. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13