FX (Pacific)

1. 1:00 AM Unstoppable
   • TV-14 (L)
   • PG-13
2. 3:00 AM Next
   • TV-14 (L,V,S)
   • PG-13
3. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Disease"
   • TV-MA (L,V,S)
4. 6:00 AM Justified "Money Trap"
   • TV-MA (L,V,S)
5. 7:00 AM Justified "Outlaw"
   • TV-MA (L,V,S)
6. 8:00 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
7. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
8. 9:00 AM Deep Clean at 1/2 the price!
9. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
10. 10:00 AM Deep Rising
    • R
11. 12:00 PM 12 Rounds
    • PG-13
12. 2:30 PM Hitman
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
    • R
13. 4:30 PM Push
    • PG-13
14. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
15. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
16. Last Night
17. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
18. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14 (D)
19. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
20. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
21. 10:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
22. 10:30 PM The Roommate
    • PG-13
23. Today
24. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • NEW
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
25. 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
26. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
27. 2:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • NEW
    • TV-MA (L)
28. 2:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
29. 3:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
30. 3:30 AM The Roommate
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
31. 5:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gets Analyzed"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
32. 6:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
33. 6:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
34. 7:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
35. 7:30 AM Insanity Workout
36. 8:00 AM Long Hose!
37. 8:30 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
38. 9:00 AM Hair Restoration Breakthroughs
39. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
40. 10:00 AM Dr. Dolittle 2
    • TV-PG (D,L)
    • PG
41. 12:00 PM Zoom
    • TV-PG (V)
    • PG
42. 2:00 PM Daddy Day Care
    • TV-PG
    • PG
43. 4:00 PM Tooth Fairy
    • TV-PG
    • PG
44. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
45. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14 (D)
46. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
47. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14 (D)
48. Tonight
49. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
50. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
51. 9:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG (V)
    • PG
52. 11:00 PM Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    • TV-PG
    • PG
53. Tomorrow
54. 1:00 AM Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    • TV-PG
    • PG
55. 3:00 AM Justified "The Gunfighter"
    • TV-MA (L,V,S)
56. 4:00 AM Justified "Cut Ties"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
57. 5:00 AM Justified "Harlan Roulette"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
58. 6:00 AM Justified "The Devil You Know"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
59. 7:00 AM Justified "Thick as Mud"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
60. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
61. 8:30 AM Say No to Pain
62. 9:00 AM Front Yard Landscaping
63. 9:30 AM Insanity Workout
64. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
65. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14 (D)
66. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
67. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
68. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
69. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14 (L,S)
70. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"
    • TV-14 (L,S)
71. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
72. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
73. 2:30 PM What Women Want
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
74. 5:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14 (D,L)
    • PG-13
75. Tomorrow Night
76. 8:00 PM UFC 160: Velasquez vs. Bigfoot 2 Prelims
    • LIVE
77. 10:00 PM The A-Team
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
78. Sunday, May 26
79. 1:00 AM Iron Man
    • TV-14 (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
80. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
81. 4:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
82. 5:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
83. 5:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
84. 6:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
85. 6:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
86. 7:00 AM Legit "Family"
    • TV-MA (L)
87. 7:30 AM Legit "Health"
    • TV-MA (L)
88. 8:00 AM Roy Orbison, Neil Sedaka, Everly Brothers
89. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
90. 9:00 AM Front Yard Landscaping
91. 9:30 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
92. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Joan Renner"
    • TV-PG
93. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Dave Mawer"
    • TV-PG
94. 11:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "D'Nez Westmoreland"
    • TV-PG
95. 11:30 AM What Women Want
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
96. 2:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14 (D,L)
    • PG-13
97. 5:00 PM The A-Team
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
98. Sunday Night
99. 8:00 PM Iron Man
    • TV-14 (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
100. 11:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
101. Monday, May 27
102. 1:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
103. 4:00 AM Justified "The Hatchet Tour"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
104. 5:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
105. 5:30 AM Battle Hair Loss
106. 6:00 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
107. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
108. 7:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
109. 7:30 AM No More Back Pain! Relief in just 10 mins per day
110. 8:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
111. 8:30 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
112. 9:00 AM Deep Clean at 1/2 the price!
113. 9:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
114. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Wylisa Bennett"
     • TV-PG
115. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Michael Padula"
     • TV-PG
116. 11:00 AM Dear John
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
117. 1:00 PM Dear John
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
118. 3:00 PM The Hurt Locker
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
119. 6:00 PM Black Hawk Down
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
120. Monday Night
121. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
122. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
123. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
124. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
125. 11:00 PM Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG
126. Tuesday, May 28
127. 1:00 AM Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG
128. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
129. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
130. 4:00 AM Justified "Get Drew"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
131. 5:00 AM Lose Weight in 90 Days With TapouT XT: Extreme Home Fitness Program
132. 5:30 AM Miracle Skin Now
133. 6:00 AM Insanity Workout
134. 6:30 AM Non-surgical hair re-growth
135. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
136. 7:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
137. 8:00 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
138. 8:30 AM Say No to Pain
139. 9:00 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
140. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
141. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Darci Monet"
     • TV-PG
142. 10:30 AM The Hurt Locker
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
143. 1:30 PM Black Hawk Down
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
144. 4:30 PM Death Sentence
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
145. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
146. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
147. Tuesday Night
148. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
149. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
150. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
151. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
152. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
153. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
154. 11:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
155. Wednesday, May 29
156. 2:00 AM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
157. 5:00 AM Justified "Decoy"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
158. 6:00 AM Clinic Secrets to Beautiful Skin...Revealed!
159. 6:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
160. 7:00 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
161. 7:30 AM No. 1 Selling Kitchen System!
162. 8:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
163. 8:30 AM Insanity Workout
164. 9:00 AM Muffin Top?
165. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
166. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Nero Mak"
     • TV-PG
167. 10:30 AM The Other Sister
     • TV-PG (D,V)
     • PG-13
168. 12:30 PM Girl, Interrupted
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
169. 3:00 PM Zoom
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
170. 5:00 PM Daddy Day Care
     • TV-PG
     • PG
171. 7:00 PM Tropic Thunder
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
172. Wednesday Night
173. 9:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
174. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
175. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
176. 11:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
177. Thursday, May 30
178. 1:30 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
179. 4:00 AM Six Days, Seven Nights
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
180. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "Welcome to Briarcliff"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
181. 7:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "Tricks and Treats"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
182. 8:00 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
183. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
184. 9:00 AM No. 1 Selling Kitchen System!
185. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
186. 10:00 AM Six Days, Seven Nights
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
187. 12:00 PM Girl, Interrupted
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
188. 2:30 PM The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
189. 5:00 PM Tropic Thunder
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
190. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
191. Thursday Night
192. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
193. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
194. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
195. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
196. 10:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
197. 10:30 PM Step Brothers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
198. Friday, May 31
199. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
200. 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
201. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
202. 2:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • NEW
     • TV-MA (L)
203. 2:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
204. 3:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
205. 3:30 AM Step Brothers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
206. 5:30 AM Wilfred "Avoidance"
     • TV-MA (L,S)
207. 6:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
208. 6:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
209. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
210. 7:30 AM Insanity Workout
211. 8:00 AM Hot New Hairstyles For Summer!
212. 8:30 AM Clinic Secrets to Beautiful Skin...Revealed!
213. 9:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
214. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
215. 10:00 AM The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
216. 12:30 PM Bad Company
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
217. 3:00 PM Enemy at the Gates
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • R
218. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
219. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
220. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
221. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
222. Friday Night
223. 8:00 PM Enemy of the State
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
224. 11:00 PM Hancock
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
225. Saturday, June 1
226. 1:00 AM Hancock
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
227. 3:00 AM Justified "When the Guns Come Out"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
228. 4:00 AM Justified "The Man Behind the Curtain"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
229. 5:00 AM Justified "Watching the Detectives"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
230. 6:00 AM Justified "Loose Ends"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
231. 7:00 AM Justified "Guy Walks Into a Bar"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
232. 8:00 AM Roy Orbison, Neil Sedaka, Everly Brothers
233. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
234. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
235. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
236. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
237. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
238. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
239. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
240. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
241. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
242. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
243. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
244. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
245. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
246. 3:00 PM Enemy of the State
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
247. 6:00 PM Ghost Rider
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
248. Saturday Night
249. 8:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG-13
250. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
251. Sunday, June 2
252. 2:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
253. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
254. 5:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
255. 5:30 AM Wilfred "Truth"
     • TV-MA (L)
256. 6:00 AM Wilfred "Service"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
257. 6:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
258. 7:00 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
259. 7:30 AM Legit "Hoarders"
     • TV-MA (L)
260. 8:00 AM Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Alabama, Glen Campbell
261. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
262. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
263. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
264. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Kristen Dalton"
     • TV-PG
265. 10:30 AM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
266. 12:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
267. 3:00 PM Ghost Rider
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
268. 5:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG-13
269. Sunday Night
270. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
271. 11:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
272. Monday, June 3
273. 2:00 AM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
274. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
275. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
277. 6:30 AM Montel Williams
278. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
279. 7:30 AM No More Back Pain! Relief in just 10 mins per day
280. 8:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
281. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
282. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
283. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
284. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Frank Cook"
     • TV-PG
285. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Jackie Pennetta"
     • TV-PG
286. 11:00 AM Tomcats
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • R
287. 1:00 PM Zoolander
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
288. 3:00 PM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
289. 5:00 PM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
290. 7:00 PM Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
291. Monday Night
292. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
293. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
294. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
295. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
296. 11:00 PM Knight and Day
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
297. Tuesday, June 4
298. 2:00 AM Knight and Day
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
299. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
300. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
301. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
302. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
303. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
304. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
305. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
306. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
307. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
308. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
309. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Anthony Tony Wilson"
     • TV-PG
310. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Dorothy Peterson"
     • TV-PG
311. 11:00 AM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
312. 1:00 PM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
313. 3:00 PM Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
314. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
315. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
316. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
317. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
318. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
319. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
320. Tuesday Night
321. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
322. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
     • TV-PG (L)
323. 9:00 PM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
324. 11:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
325. Wednesday, June 5
326. 1:30 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
327. 4:00 AM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
330. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
331. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
332. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
333. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
334. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
335. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
336. 10:00 AM The Express
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG
337. 1:00 PM Next
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
338. 3:00 PM Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
339. 5:00 PM Predators
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
340. 7:30 PM Machete
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • R
341. Wednesday Night
342. 9:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
343. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
344. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
     • TV-PG
345. 11:00 PM Salt
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
346. Thursday, June 6
347. 1:00 AM Salt
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13