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  1. 2:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  3. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  4. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  5. 9:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  6. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  7. 10:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  8. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  9. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  10. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 1:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  15. 4:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  16. 7:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. Today
  20. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 3:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  23. 4:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  24. 4:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  25. 5:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  26. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 6:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 7:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 7:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  31. 8:02 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  32. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  33. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  34. 9:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  35. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  40. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  41. 1:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 3:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tonight
  45. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  48. 2:03 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 3:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. 4:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  51. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  53. 6:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  54. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  55. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  56. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  57. 8:00 AM Body Beast
  58. 8:30 AM Power Now
  59. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  61. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  62. 12:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  71. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  77. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  78. Tuesday, August 30
  79. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  80. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  81. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  84. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  85. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  86. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  87. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  88. 8:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  89. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  90. 9:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  91. 10:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  92. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  93. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  98. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  100. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  101. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  103. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. Tuesday Night
  106. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  108. 9:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  110. Wednesday, August 31
  111. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  112. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  114. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  115. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  116. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 7:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  118. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 8:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  120. 9:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  121. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  123. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  126. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  129. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  131. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. Wednesday Night
  136. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  137. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  138. Thursday, September 1
  139. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  140. 2:14 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  141. 3:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  142. 4:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  143. 5:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  144. 6:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  145. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  146. 8:30 AM FXM Presents
  147. 8:39 AM Paid Programming
  148. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  151. 12:00 PM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  152. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  156. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  163. Thursday Night
  164. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. Friday, September 2
  166. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  167. 1:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  168. 2:05 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  169. 2:38 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  170. 4:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  171. 5:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 5:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  173. 6:11 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  175. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  176. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  177. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  179. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  182. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  185. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. Friday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. Saturday, September 3
  198. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 5:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  200. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  206. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  214. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  217. 4:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  218. 6:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  219. Saturday Night
  220. 9:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Sunday, September 4
  222. 12:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 3:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  224. 4:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 5:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 6:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 6:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  229. 7:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  230. 7:44 AM FXM Presents
  231. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  233. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  236. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 1:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  239. 4:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 7:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Sunday Night
  242. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Monday, September 5
  244. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  245. 2:03 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  246. 3:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. 4:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  248. 5:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 5:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 6:13 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  274. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. Monday Night
  279. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  282. Tuesday, September 6
  283. 1:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. 4:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  285. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  294. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  305. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  306. Tuesday Night
  307. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. Wednesday, September 7
  309. 1:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  310. 2:07 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  311. 3:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. 4:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 5:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  323. 12:00 PM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. Wednesday Night
  336. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. Thursday, September 8
  338. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  339. 2:30 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  340. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  341. 5:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  342. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 12:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  355. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. Thursday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 8:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 11:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  364. Friday, September 9
  365. 1:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  366. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  367. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  368. 2:30 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  369. 5:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  370. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 10:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  380. 12:30 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  381. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. Friday Night
  393. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  394. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  395. Saturday, September 10
  396. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13