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  1. 1:00 PM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  2. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  3. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  9. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  15. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  16. Today
  17. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  18. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  21. 6:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  22. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  23. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  24. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  25. 8:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar System with Sofia Vergara- Don't Wait In Long Lines For Expensive Coffee
  26. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  27. 9:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  28. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  29. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  31. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  34. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  41. Tonight
  42. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. 11:00 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tomorrow
  45. 2:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. 6:00 AM Holiday Cooking in Minutes!
  47. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  48. 7:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  49. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  50. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  51. 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  52. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  53. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  54. 10:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  55. 1:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  56. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  63. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. Tomorrow Night
  66. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  69. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. Thursday, December 8
  71. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  72. 4:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  73. 6:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  74. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  76. 8:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  77. 8:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  78. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  79. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  80. 10:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  81. 12:30 PM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  82. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  85. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. Thursday Night
  93. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 9:00 PM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  96. 11:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  97. Friday, December 9
  98. 1:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  99. 3:00 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  100. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  102. 6:30 AM Learn the Secret behind making Great Meals Made Easy, Safe & Fast
  103. 7:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  104. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  105. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  106. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  107. 9:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  108. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  109. 10:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  110. 12:00 PM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  111. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  123. Friday Night
  124. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  125. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. Saturday, December 10
  127. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 5:00 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  132. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  133. 10:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  134. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  135. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  138. 2:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  140. Saturday Night
  141. 8:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  142. 11:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  143. Sunday, December 11
  144. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 5:33 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  149. 6:03 AM Louie "Pot Luck"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  150. 6:33 AM Louie "A La Carte"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  151. 7:03 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 7:36 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 8:06 AM Paid Programming
  154. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  155. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  162. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 3:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  164. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  165. Sunday Night
  166. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. Monday, December 12
  169. 2:00 AM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 6:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  174. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  176. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 8:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  178. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  181. 12:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  184. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  188. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. Monday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 9:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  197. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  198. Tuesday, December 13
  199. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  200. 4:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  201. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 7:00 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  204. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 10:00 AM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  210. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  215. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  218. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. Tuesday Night
  223. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 11:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. Wednesday, December 14
  226. 2:30 AM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 10:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 1:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  241. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  242. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  244. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. Wednesday Night
  248. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 9:00 PM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  251. 11:00 PM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  252. Thursday, December 15
  253. 1:00 AM The Santa Clause 2
    • TV-PG
    • G
  254. 3:00 AM Christmas With the Kranks
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  255. 5:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  256. 6:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  257. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  258. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  263. 12:00 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  264. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  268. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  270. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  272. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. Thursday Night
  276. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 8:30 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  278. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  279. Friday, December 16
  280. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  281. 3:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  282. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  293. 12:00 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  294. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  295. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  297. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  300. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. Friday Night
  306. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  309. 11:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  310. Saturday, December 17
  311. 1:30 AM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  312. 3:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  313. 6:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  314. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 10:00 AM Are We There Yet?
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  319. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 2:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  324. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  325. 6:00 PM A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  326. Saturday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 11:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  329. Sunday, December 18
  330. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  333. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  334. 5:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 5:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 6:00 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 6:30 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  338. 7:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 7:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 10:00 AM Ellen "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
    • TV-PG
  345. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 12:30 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  350. 4:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. 7:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. Sunday Night
  353. 11:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. Monday, December 19
  355. 2:30 AM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  365. 12:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13