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  1. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  7. 6:30 AM Body Beast
  8. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  9. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  10. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  11. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  12. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  13. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  14. 10:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  15. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  16. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. Last Night
  28. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 8:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Today
  32. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  36. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  38. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  39. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  40. 8:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  41. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  43. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  44. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  49. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  53. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. Tonight
  57. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  58. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  59. Tomorrow
  60. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  61. 4:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  62. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  63. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  64. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  65. 7:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  66. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  67. 8:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  68. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  69. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  70. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  71. 12:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  72. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  75. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Tomorrow Night
  82. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. Thursday, May 5
  84. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  85. 2:12 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  86. 3:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  87. 4:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  88. 5:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. 8:37 AM Body Beast
  90. 9:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  91. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  92. 10:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  93. 12:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  94. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  97. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. Thursday Night
  106. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  107. Friday, May 6
  108. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  110. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  111. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  112. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  113. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  116. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  117. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  118. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  119. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  120. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  121. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  122. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  124. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  131. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. Friday Night
  138. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  140. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. Saturday, May 7
  142. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  151. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  161. Saturday Night
  162. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. Sunday, May 8
  164. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  165. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  168. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  169. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  172. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  173. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  176. 9:00 AM Monster Blades
  177. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  180. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  186. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  194. Sunday Night
  195. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  197. Monday, May 9
  198. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  203. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  212. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  215. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  222. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. Monday Night
  224. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. Tuesday, May 10
  227. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  230. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  240. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  241. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  244. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  247. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. Tuesday Night
  253. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  256. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. Wednesday, May 11
  258. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  260. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  261. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  271. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  272. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  275. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. Wednesday Night
  283. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. Thursday, May 12
  287. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  288. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  289. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  290. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  291. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  292. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  293. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  294. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 10:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  299. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. Thursday Night
  311. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  312. Friday, May 13
  313. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  314. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  315. 2:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  316. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  317. 5:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  327. 12:00 PM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  338. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. Friday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  344. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  345. Saturday, May 14
  346. 1:30 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  347. 4:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  348. 6:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  349. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 2:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  361. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  362. 6:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  363. Saturday Night
  364. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  365. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  366. Sunday, May 15
  367. 1:30 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  368. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  372. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 7:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  375. 7:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  376. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 1:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  387. 3:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  388. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  389. Sunday Night
  390. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  391. 11:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. Monday, May 16
  393. 1:30 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13