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  1. 10:00 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  2. 10:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  3. 11:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  4. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 12:00 PM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  6. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 1:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  8. 1:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 2:00 PM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 2:30 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 3:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 4:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 4:30 PM Cops "Nashville, Tennessee"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 5:00 PM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 5:30 PM Cops "Bad Girls 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 6:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  18. 6:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. 7:00 PM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  20. 7:30 PM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. Last Night
  22. 8:00 PM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  23. 8:30 PM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  24. 9:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  25. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 10:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  27. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  28. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 11:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  30. Today
  31. 12:00 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  32. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  33. 5:30 AM Cops "Passaic County, NJ: Jersey Cop: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 6:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 6:30 AM Cops "Las Vegas, NV; Little Rock, AR; Las Vegas, NV: Bizarre Calls: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  37. 7:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  38. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  39. 8:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  40. 9:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  41. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  42. 10:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  43. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  44. 11:00 AM Battling Balding
  45. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  46. 12:00 PM Bar Rescue "Bare Rescue"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. 1:00 PM Bar Rescue "Momster's Ball"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  48. 2:00 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  49. 4:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. 6:30 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  51. Tonight
  52. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  53. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  54. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  55. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  56. 11:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  57. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  58. Tomorrow
  59. 12:00 AM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  60. 2:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 5:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 6:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 7:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  66. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  68. 8:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  69. 9:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  70. 9:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  71. 10:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  72. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  73. 11:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  74. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  75. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  76. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  77. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  78. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  79. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  80. 2:30 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  81. 3:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  82. 3:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  83. 4:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  84. 4:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  85. 5:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  86. 5:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  87. 6:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 6:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  89. 7:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  90. 7:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. Tomorrow Night
  92. 8:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  93. 8:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  94. 9:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 9:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 10:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  97. 10:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  98. 11:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  100. Saturday, December 16
  101. 12:00 AM Bellator MMA Live
    • NEW
  102. 2:15 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  103. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  104. 3:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  106. 4:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  107. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 5:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 5:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. 6:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  111. 6:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  112. 7:00 AM CMA Awards - Live!
  113. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  114. 8:00 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  115. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 9:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  117. 9:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  118. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  119. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  120. 11:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  121. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  122. 12:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. Saturday Night
  134. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 11:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. Sunday, December 17
  142. 2:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  143. 4:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  144. 5:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 5:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  149. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 8:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  151. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  152. 9:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  153. 9:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  154. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  155. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  156. 11:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  157. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  159. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  160. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  161. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  162. 2:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  163. 4:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  164. Sunday Night
  165. 8:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  166. 11:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  167. Monday, December 18
  168. 3:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  169. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  170. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  171. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  172. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  173. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  175. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  176. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  177. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  179. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  181. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  182. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  183. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  184. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  185. 2:30 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  186. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. Monday Night
  193. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  196. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  198. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  199. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  200. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  201. Tuesday, December 19
  202. 12:00 AM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. 1:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  207. 2:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 3:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 3:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. 4:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 5:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  213. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  214. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. 6:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  217. 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  218. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  219. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  221. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  226. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  227. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  228. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  229. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  230. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  231. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. Tuesday Night
  239. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. Wednesday, December 20
  248. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 1:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 5:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  253. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  254. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 9:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  259. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  264. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  265. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  266. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  267. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  268. 2:30 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  269. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. Wednesday Night
  275. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 9:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  279. 10:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  281. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  282. 11:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  283. Thursday, December 21
  284. 12:00 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  285. 3:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  286. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  288. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  289. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  292. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  300. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  301. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  302. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  303. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  304. 2:30 PM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  305. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. Thursday Night
  310. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  314. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  316. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  317. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  318. Friday, December 22
  319. 12:00 AM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  320. 4:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  321. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  322. 6:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  323. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  324. 7:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  325. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  331. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  334. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  335. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  336. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  337. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  338. 2:30 PM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  339. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. Friday Night
  345. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  348. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  349. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  350. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  351. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  352. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  353. Saturday, December 23
  354. 12:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  355. 3:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  356. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  357. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  358. 7:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  359. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  360. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 12:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  369. 3:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  370. 6:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  371. Saturday Night
  372. 8:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  373. 11:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  374. Sunday, December 24
  375. 1:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  376. 4:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  377. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  381. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  388. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  389. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  390. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  391. 2:00 PM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  392. 6:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  393. Sunday Night
  394. 8:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  395. 11:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  396. Monday, December 25
  397. 1:00 AM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  398. 4:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  399. 6:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  400. 6:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  401. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  409. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  411. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  412. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  413. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  414. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  415. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  416. 2:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  417. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. Monday Night
  422. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  426. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  427. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  428. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  429. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  430. Tuesday, December 26
  431. 12:00 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  432. 3:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  433. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  444. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  445. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  446. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  447. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  448. 2:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  449. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. Tuesday Night
  456. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  459. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  460. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  461. 10:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  462. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  463. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  464. Wednesday, December 27
  465. 12:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  466. 2:30 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  467. 5:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  468. 5:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  469. 6:00 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Portland, OR; Spokane, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  470. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  471. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  472. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 9:30 AM Paid Programming