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  1. 12:00 AM 2016 MTV Video Music Awards
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 2:30 AM The Goddamn Comedy Jam
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  3. 3:35 AM The Goddamn Comedy Jam
    • TV-14  (L)
  4. 4:45 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  5. 7:10 AM Comedy Central Presents "Natasha Leggero"
    • TV-14  (L)
  6. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Marc Maron"
    • TV-14
  7. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  8. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  10. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  11. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  13. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  14. 11:30 AM Body Beast
  15. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  16. 12:30 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 1:45 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 3:00 PM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 3:30 PM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 4:00 PM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 4:30 PM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 5:00 PM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 5:30 PM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 6:00 PM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 6:30 PM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 7:00 PM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 7:30 PM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. Last Night
  29. 8:00 PM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 8:30 PM Futurama "Mobius Dick"
    • TV-14
  31. 9:00 PM Futurama "Law & Oracle"
    • TV-14
  32. 9:30 PM Futurama "Benderama"
    • TV-14
  33. 10:00 PM Futurama "The Tip of the Zoidberg"
    • TV-14
  34. 10:30 PM Futurama "Ghost in the Machines"
    • TV-14
  35. 11:00 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  36. 11:30 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  37. Today
  38. 12:00 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  39. 2:15 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  40. 4:30 AM South Park "Cat Orgy"
    • TV-MA
  41. 5:00 AM South Park "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
    • TV-MA
  42. 5:30 AM South Park "Jewbilee"
    • TV-MA
  43. 6:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 7:00 AM Kroll Show "Pleep Ploop"
    • TV-14  (L)
  45. 7:30 AM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  46. 8:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  47. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  48. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  50. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  51. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  52. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  53. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  54. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Greg Warren"
    • TV-14
  55. 12:15 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 1:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 2:24 PM The Rocker
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  58. 5:09 PM Tosh.0 "Virgin Trampoline Jumper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 5:42 PM Tosh.0 "Microwave Glow Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 6:10 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Weatherman"
    • TV-14  (L)
  61. 6:43 PM Tosh.0 "Gay Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 7:16 PM Tosh.0 "Drunk Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 7:48 PM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. Tonight
  65. 8:20 PM Futurama "Neutopia"
    • TV-14
  66. 8:50 PM Futurama "Yo Leela Leela"
    • TV-14
  67. 9:19 PM Futurama "Fry Am the Egg Man"
    • TV-14
  68. 9:53 PM Futurama "All the Presidents' Heads"
    • TV-14
  69. 10:26 PM Futurama "Cold Warriors"
    • TV-14
  70. 10:58 PM Tosh.0 "Boom Goes the Dynamite Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Fedora Hero Saves Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. Tomorrow
  73. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Worst Sketch Group"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Crying Giants Fan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  75. 1:00 AM Tosh.0 "Lingerie Football Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 1:30 AM Tosh.0 "High School Football Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 2:00 AM Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 3:03 AM Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 4:07 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Charlie Sheen"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  80. 5:40 AM Saturday Night Live "The Best of David Spade"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "John Mulaney"
    • TV-14
  82. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  83. 8:30 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  84. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  86. 10:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  87. 10:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  88. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  90. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Pete Holmes"
    • TV-14
  91. 12:15 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 1:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 2:24 PM South Park "T.M.I."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  94. 2:57 PM South Park "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  95. 3:30 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  96. 4:03 PM South Park "Bass to Mouth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  97. 4:36 PM South Park "1 Percent"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 5:09 PM South Park "The Poor Kid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  99. 5:42 PM South Park "Royal Pudding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  100. 6:10 PM South Park "City Sushi"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  101. 6:43 PM South Park "HumancentiPad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  102. 7:16 PM South Park "Let Go, Let Gov"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 7:48 PM South Park "Informative Murder Porn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. Tomorrow Night
  105. 8:20 PM South Park "World War Zimmerman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 8:50 PM South Park "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 9:19 PM South Park "Taming Strange"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 9:54 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 10:28 PM South Park "The Hobbit"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 11:00 PM South Park "The Black Friday Trilogy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  111. Thursday, September 1
  112. 12:30 AM South Park "Woodland Critter Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  113. 1:00 AM South Park "Ginger Kids"
    • TV-MA
  114. 1:30 AM South Park "Goobacks"
    • TV-MA
  115. 2:00 AM South Park "Le Petit Tourette"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  116. 2:31 AM South Park "It Hits the Fan"
    • TV-MA
  117. 3:03 AM South Park "Dances with Smurfs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 3:35 AM South Park "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
    • TV-MA
  119. 4:07 AM South Park "Bloody Mary"
    • TV-MA
  120. 4:40 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  121. 6:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 7:15 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Beats Boggs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 7:45 AM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Kiley"
    • TV-PG
  124. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 8:30 AM Blade Boss
  126. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  127. 9:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  128. 10:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  129. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  130. 11:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  131. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  132. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Jasper Redd"
    • TV-14
  133. 12:15 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 1:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 2:24 PM Police Academy
    • TV-PG  (S)
    • R
  136. 4:36 PM Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  137. 6:43 PM RENO 911! "Dangle's Secret Family"
    • TV-14  (L)
  138. 7:16 PM RENO 911! "Super Knockers!"
    • TV-14  (L)
  139. 7:48 PM RENO 911! "Undercover at Burger Cousin"
    • TV-14  (L)
  140. Thursday Night
  141. 8:20 PM Futurama "Overclockwise"
    • TV-14
  142. 8:50 PM Futurama "Reincarnation"
    • TV-14
  143. 9:19 PM Futurama "The Bots and the Bees"
    • TV-14
  144. 9:53 PM Futurama "A Farewell To Arms"
    • TV-14
  145. 10:26 PM Futurama "Decision 3012"
    • TV-14
  146. 10:58 PM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
    • TV-14  (L)
  147. Friday, September 2
  148. 12:00 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  149. 1:00 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  150. 2:00 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  151. 3:02 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 4:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Justin Bieber"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 6:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Double Rainbow Guy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  155. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Cory Kahaney"
    • TV-14
  156. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 9:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  160. 10:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  161. 10:30 AM Body Beast
  162. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 1:07 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 2:10 PM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  167. 4:24 PM Key & Peele
    • TV-14  (L)
  168. 4:57 PM Key & Peele "The 420 Special"
    • TV-14  (L)
  169. 5:30 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  170. 6:03 PM Key & Peele "Dubstep"
    • TV-14  (L)
  171. 6:38 PM Key & Peele "East Bowl/West Bowl Rap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  172. 7:12 PM Key & Peele "The Return of East/West Bowl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. 7:46 PM Futurama "The Thief of Baghead"
    • TV-14
  174. Friday Night
  175. 8:20 PM Futurama "Zapp Dingbat"
    • TV-14
  176. 8:50 PM Futurama "The Butterjunk Effect"
    • TV-14
  177. 9:16 PM Futurama "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
    • TV-14
  178. 9:49 PM Futurama "Fun on a Bun"
    • TV-14
  179. 10:20 PM Just Friends
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  180. Saturday, September 3
  181. 12:30 AM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  182. 3:00 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  183. 3:30 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  184. 4:00 AM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  185. 6:40 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • TV-14  (L)
  186. 7:10 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  187. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mike DeStefano"
    • TV-14
  188. 8:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  189. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 9:00 AM Body Beast!
  191. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 10:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  193. 10:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  194. 11:00 AM South Park "Prehistoric Ice Man"
    • TV-MA
  195. 11:35 AM South Park "Jakovasaurs"
    • TV-MA
  196. 12:07 PM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  197. 2:12 PM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  198. 4:27 PM Half Baked
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  199. 6:37 PM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  200. Saturday Night
  201. 8:50 PM South Park "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
    • TV-MA
  202. 9:20 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  203. 9:55 PM South Park "Sarcastaball"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  204. 10:30 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Sunday, September 4
  206. 1:00 AM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  207. 3:05 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 5:40 AM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  209. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Robert Hawkins"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. 8:00 AM Erection Now!
  211. 8:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  212. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 10:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  215. 10:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  216. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Ty Barnett"
    • TV-14
  217. 11:23 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Up With Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. 11:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Bites!"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  219. 12:27 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  220. 12:59 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Better Them Than Us"
    • TV-14  (V)
  221. 1:31 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Hurry Up and Die"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  222. 2:03 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death: Putting the Fun in Funeral"
    • TV-14  (V)
  223. 2:35 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wild Wild Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  224. 3:07 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  225. 3:41 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 4:15 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 4:48 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 5:20 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 5:52 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 6:24 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  231. 6:57 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 7:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. Sunday Night
  234. 8:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  235. 8:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 9:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 9:35 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 10:10 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. 10:45 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 11:19 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  241. 11:53 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  242. Monday, September 5
  243. 12:27 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 1:00 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  245. 1:30 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  246. 2:00 AM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  247. 4:10 AM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  248. 6:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Puts on a Dunce Cap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  249. 6:40 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death on Arrival"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  250. 7:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "You're Dead! LOL!"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  251. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Harland Williams"
    • TV-14
  252. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 11:30 AM Body Beast
  260. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Dom Irrera"
    • TV-14
  261. 12:13 PM South Park "Damien"
    • TV-MA
  262. 12:46 PM South Park "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
    • TV-MA
  263. 1:19 PM Wayne's World
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  264. 3:30 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  265. 5:42 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  266. Monday Night
  267. 8:22 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  268. 11:00 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  269. Tuesday, September 6
  270. 1:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
    • NEW
  271. 2:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  272. 4:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  273. 5:36 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  274. 7:06 AM Kroll Show "Bangs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  275. 7:36 AM Comedy Central Presents "Tony Woods"
    • TV-14
  276. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Jim Gaffigan"
    • TV-14
  285. 12:13 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:19 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 1:51 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 2:24 PM Tosh.0 "Angry Black Preacher"
    • TV-14  (L)
  289. 2:57 PM Tosh.0 "Happy Birthday, Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:30 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 4:03 PM Tosh.0 "Bug in Mouth Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 4:36 PM Tosh.0 "Brian Atene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:09 PM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:42 PM Tosh.0 "Weightlifting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 6:12 PM Tosh.0 "Tisha Unarmed (cewebrity Profile)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 6:45 PM Tosh.0 "Kitten Play"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 7:18 PM Tosh.0 "Vegan Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 7:50 PM Tosh.0 "Hurl-a-Whirl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. Tuesday Night
  300. 8:22 PM Futurama "Free Will Hunting"
    • TV-14
  301. 8:52 PM Futurama "Near-Death Wish"
    • TV-14
  302. 9:21 PM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14
  303. 9:55 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  304. 10:29 PM Futurama "Naturama"
    • TV-14
  305. 11:00 PM Tosh.0 "Possum Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Rich Piana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. Wednesday, September 7
  308. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Catcaller"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 12:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  310. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  311. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  312. 3:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:33 AM Tosh.0 "P... Power"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  314. 4:06 AM Tosh.0 "Fired for Being Too Hot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 4:40 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  316. 5:10 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  317. 5:38 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  318. 6:38 AM South Park "Britney's New Look"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 7:08 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Group Dates"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  320. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mario Cantone"
    • TV-14  (D)
  321. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 10:00 AM Tai Cheng
  326. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Gregg Rogell"
    • TV-14
  330. 12:11 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 1:17 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 1:49 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  333. 2:22 PM South Park "Butters' Very Own Episode"
    • TV-MA
  334. 2:55 PM South Park "Gnomes"
    • TV-MA
  335. 3:28 PM South Park "A History Channel Thanksgiving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 4:01 PM South Park "A Nightmare On FaceTime"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 4:34 PM South Park "Reverse Cowgirl"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 5:07 PM South Park "Cash For Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 5:40 PM South Park "Faith Hilling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 6:10 PM South Park "Jewpacabra"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. 6:43 PM South Park "Butterballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 7:16 PM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. 7:48 PM South Park "Insecurity"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. Wednesday Night
  345. 8:20 PM South Park "Cartman Finds Love"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 8:50 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 9:19 PM South Park "Gluten Free Ebola"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 9:54 PM South Park "The Cissy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 10:28 PM South Park "Handicar"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 11:00 PM South Park "The Magic Bush"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 11:30 PM South Park "Freemium Isn't Free"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  352. Thursday, September 8
  353. 12:00 AM South Park "Grounded Vindaloop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 12:30 AM South Park "C... Magic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 1:00 AM South Park "Rehash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 1:30 AM South Park "Happy Holograms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  358. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  359. 3:01 AM South Park "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
    • TV-MA
  360. 3:31 AM South Park "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
    • TV-MA
  361. 4:04 AM South Park "Trapper Keeper"
    • TV-MA
  362. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  364. 5:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 6:35 AM South Park "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
    • TV-MA
  366. 7:05 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin"
    • TV-MA
  367. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Godfrey"
    • TV-14  (S)
  368. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Howard Kremer"
    • TV-14  (D)
  377. 12:13 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 1:19 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 1:51 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 2:24 PM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  381. 2:57 PM Archer "Blood Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  382. 3:30 PM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  383. 4:03 PM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  384. 4:36 PM Archer "Tragical History"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  385. 5:09 PM Archer "Movie Star"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  386. 5:42 PM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  387. 6:12 PM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 6:45 PM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 7:18 PM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  390. 7:50 PM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  391. Thursday Night
  392. 8:22 PM Futurama "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
    • TV-14
  393. 8:52 PM Futurama "2-D Blacktop"
    • TV-14
  394. 9:21 PM Futurama "T.: The Terrestrial"
    • TV-14
  395. 9:55 PM Futurama "Fry and Leela's Big Fling"
    • TV-14
  396. 10:28 PM Futurama "The Inhuman Torch"
    • TV-14
  397. 11:00 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Breakdancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Monster Energy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. Friday, September 9
  400. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Mushroom Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 12:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  402. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  403. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  404. 3:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 3:31 AM Tosh.0 "Spoken Word Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 4:04 AM Tosh.0 "S... Rock Climber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  408. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  409. 5:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  410. 6:35 AM Tosh.0 "Friendly Tackle"
    • TV-14  (L)
  411. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Memorabilia Auction 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  412. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pat Dixon"
    • TV-14
  413. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  414. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  415. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  416. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  417. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  418. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  419. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  421. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Otis Lee Crenshaw"
    • TV-PG
  422. 12:32 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 1:38 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 2:10 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  425. 2:44 PM Key & Peele "Black Ice News"
    • TV-14  (L)
  426. 3:18 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 3:51 PM Key & Peele "Soul Food"
    • TV-14  (L)
  428. 4:24 PM Key & Peele "Killer Concept Album"
    • TV-14  (L)
  429. 4:57 PM Key & Peele "Meegan & Andre Break Up"
    • TV-14  (L)
  430. 5:30 PM Key & Peele "Thug English Actor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  431. 6:03 PM Key & Peele "Alien Impostors"
    • TV-14  (L)
  432. 6:38 PM Key & Peele "The Job Interview"
    • TV-14  (L)
  433. 7:12 PM Key & Peele "Non-Stop Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  434. 7:46 PM Key & Peele "P... on the Chainwax"
    • TV-14  (L)
  435. Friday Night
  436. 8:20 PM Futurama "Saturday Morning Fun Pit"
    • TV-14
  437. 8:50 PM Futurama "Calculon 2.0"
    • TV-14
  438. 9:19 PM Futurama "Assie Come Home"
    • TV-14
  439. 9:53 PM Futurama "Leela and the Genestalk"
    • TV-14
  440. 10:27 PM Futurama "Game of Tones"
    • TV-14
  441. 11:00 PM Stand Up to Cancer
    • LIVE
  442. Saturday, September 10
  443. 12:00 AM South Park "Imaginationland: The Trilogy"
    • TV-MA
  444. 1:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  445. 3:00 AM The Half Hour "Aparna Nancherla"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  446. 3:30 AM The Half Hour "Nate Fernald"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  447. 4:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  448. 6:38 AM Tosh.0 "Tosh Memorabilia Dump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 7:08 AM Comedy Central Presents "Chris D'Elia"
    • TV-14  (L)
  450. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Megan Mooney"
    • TV-14
  451. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  452. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  453. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  454. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  455. 10:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  456. 10:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  457. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Steve McGrew"
    • TV-14
  458. 11:23 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Life Will Kill You"
    • TV-14  (V)
  459. 11:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be Not Stupid"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  460. 12:27 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Star Death: The Last Generation"
    • TV-14  (V)
  461. 12:59 PM South Park "All About Mormons"
    • TV-MA
  462. 1:31 PM South Park "Over Logging"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  463. 2:03 PM South Park "Good Times With Weapons"
    • TV-MA
  464. 2:35 PM South Park "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"
    • TV-MA
  465. 3:07 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  466. 5:20 PM My Cousin Vinny
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • R
  467. Saturday Night
  468. 8:00 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  469. 10:10 PM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  470. Sunday, September 11
  471. 12:55 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live From Brazos County Jail
    • TV-MA  (L)
  472. 2:00 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  473. 3:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  474. 4:40 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-MA  (L)
  475. 6:00 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live From Brazos County Jail
    • TV-MA  (L)
  476. 7:00 AM Tosh.0 "Perfect Internet Video"
    • TV-14  (L)
  477. 7:30 AM Comedy Central Presents "Doug Benson 2"
    • TV-14
  478. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 10:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  483. 10:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  484. 11:00 AM South Park "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000"
    • TV-MA
  485. 11:33 AM South Park "Chef Aid"
    • TV-MA
  486. 12:05 PM South Park "Towelie"
    • TV-MA
  487. 12:37 PM South Park "Child Abduction Is Not Funny"
    • TV-MA
  488. 1:09 PM South Park "Cripple Fight!"
    • TV-MA
  489. 1:41 PM South Park "Proper Condom Use"
    • TV-MA
  490. 2:13 PM South Park "Red Badge of Gayness"
    • TV-MA
  491. 2:45 PM South Park "Krazy Kripples"
    • TV-MA
  492. 3:17 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  493. 5:30 PM The To Do List
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  494. Sunday Night
  495. 8:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  496. 10:10 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  497. Monday, September 12
  498. 12:55 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"