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  1. 8:30 AM Zombie Christmas
  2. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  3. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  4. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 10:30 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  6. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Brennan"
    • TV-14
  7. 11:20 AM South Park "Child Abduction Is Not Funny"
    • TV-MA
  8. 11:54 AM South Park "A Scause for Applause"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 12:27 PM South Park "The End of Serialization as We Know It"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 1:00 PM Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
    • TV-14  (L)
    • R
  11. 3:15 PM Meet the Parents
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  12. 6:00 PM Along Came Polly
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  13. Last Night
  14. 8:15 PM Office Space
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  15. 10:20 PM We're the Millers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  16. Today
  17. 1:00 AM We're the Millers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  18. 3:35 AM Bad Words
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  19. 5:40 AM T.J. Miller: No Real Reason
    • TV-MA  (L)
  20. 6:40 AM RENO 911! "Secret Santa"
    • TV-14  (L)
  21. 7:10 AM RENO 911! "Digging With the Murderer"
    • TV-14  (L)
  22. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "David Feldman"
    • TV-14
  23. 8:00 AM Shark Genius Steam Pocket Mop System
  24. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  25. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  26. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  27. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  28. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  29. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jay Larson"
    • TV-14  (L)
  30. 11:20 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Sor-Dead Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 11:54 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be a Lady Tonight"
    • TV-14  (V)
  32. 12:28 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wait, Don't Tell Me? You're Dead!"
    • TV-14  (V)
  33. 1:01 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dying to Tell the Story"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  34. 1:35 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Grave Errors"
    • TV-14  (V)
  35. 2:08 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Takes a Vacation"
    • TV-14  (V)
  36. 2:42 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Think Globally, Die Locally"
    • TV-14  (V)
  37. 3:15 PM Futurama "My Three Suns"
    • TV-14
  38. 3:47 PM Futurama "A Big Piece of Garbage"
    • TV-14
  39. 4:20 PM Futurama "Hell Is Other Robots"
    • TV-14
  40. 4:52 PM Futurama "A Flight to Remember"
    • TV-14
  41. 5:25 PM South Park "Proper Condom Use"
    • TV-MA
  42. 5:57 PM South Park "Chickenlover"
    • TV-MA
  43. 6:29 PM South Park "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
    • TV-MA
  44. 7:00 PM South Park "God God Go I & XII"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. Tonight
  46. 8:12 PM South Park "The Jeffersons"
    • TV-MA
  47. 8:47 PM South Park "Trapped in the Closet"
    • TV-MA
  48. 9:15 PM South Park "Cartman Finds Love"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 9:48 PM South Park "Tweek x Craig"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 10:21 PM South Park "Tweek vs. Craig"
    • TV-MA
  51. 10:54 PM South Park "Fishsticks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 11:27 PM South Park "The Hobbit"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 12:00 AM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 12:30 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  56. 1:00 AM South Park "The Damned"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  57. 1:30 AM South Park "Wieners Out"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 2:00 AM South Park "Douche and a Danish"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. 2:30 AM South Park "Fort Collins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 3:02 AM South Park "Oh, Jeez"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 3:35 AM South Park "Members Only"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 4:10 AM South Park "Not Funny"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  63. 4:45 AM South Park "The End of Serialization as We Know It"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  64. 5:11 AM South Park "Die Hippie, Die"
    • TV-MA
  65. 5:40 AM South Park "Britney's New Look"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  66. 6:10 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "25th Hour"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  67. 6:40 AM Drunk History "S... Shows"
    • TV-14  (L)
  68. 7:10 AM Tosh.0 "Best of Season 8"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  69. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Bill Santiago"
    • TV-PG
  70. 8:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  71. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  73. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 10:00 AM Jumpstart Your Car From ANYWHERE!
  75. 10:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  76. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  77. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  78. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Jimmy Dore"
    • TV-14
  79. 12:20 PM Orange County
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  80. 2:30 PM South Park "Damien"
    • TV-MA
  81. 3:05 PM South Park "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow"
    • TV-MA
  82. 3:35 PM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  83. 4:05 PM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  84. 4:35 PM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 5:05 PM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 5:35 PM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 6:05 PM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 6:39 PM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 7:13 PM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 7:46 PM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. Tomorrow Night
  92. 8:19 PM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 8:52 PM Futurama "Mars University"
    • TV-14
  94. 9:19 PM Futurama "When Aliens Attack"
    • TV-14
  95. 9:50 PM Futurama "I Second That Emotion"
    • TV-14
  96. 10:21 PM Futurama "Brannigan, Begin Again"
    • TV-14
  97. 10:52 PM South Park "How to Eat With Your Butt"
    • TV-MA
  98. 11:26 PM South Park "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  99. Tuesday, December 13
  100. 12:00 AM South Park "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  101. 12:30 AM South Park "Imaginationland: The Trilogy"
    • TV-MA
  102. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "President Barack Obama"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  103. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Reggie Watts, James Adomian, Morgan Murphy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  104. 3:01 AM South Park "Freak Strike"
    • TV-MA
  105. 3:33 AM South Park "Kenny Dies"
    • TV-MA
  106. 4:05 AM Futurama "A Head in the Polls"
    • TV-14
  107. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "President Barack Obama"
    • TV-14  (L)
  108. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Reggie Watts, James Adomian, Morgan Murphy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  109. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Russell Crowe; Margo Price"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 6:35 AM South Park "Summer Sucks"
    • TV-MA
  111. 7:05 AM Review "William Tell; Grant a Wish; Rowboat"
    • TV-14
  112. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Rachel Feinstein"
    • TV-14
  113. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  114. 8:30 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  115. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  116. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  117. 10:00 AM Sexy Cook Off
  118. 10:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  119. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  120. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  121. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Eddie Ifft"
    • TV-14  (L)
  122. 12:20 PM National Lampoon's European Vacation
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  123. 2:30 PM South Park "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
    • TV-MA
  124. 3:05 PM South Park "Best Friends Forever"
    • TV-MA
  125. 3:35 PM Tosh.0 "Hurl-a-Whirl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 4:05 PM Tosh.0 "Buckcherry Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 4:35 PM Tosh.0 "BK Chicken Fries"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 5:05 PM Tosh.0 "Spoiler Alert: Oscars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 5:35 PM Tosh.0 "Spelling Bee Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 6:05 PM Tosh.0 "U-S-A Chant Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 6:39 PM Tosh.0 "Summertime Is Great"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 7:13 PM Tosh.0 "Fired for Being Too Hot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 7:46 PM Tosh.0 "S... Rock Climber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. Tuesday Night
  135. 8:19 PM Tosh.0 "Roof Jump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 8:52 PM Futurama "Put Your Head on My Shoulders"
    • TV-14
  137. 9:19 PM Futurama "Lesser of Two Evils"
    • TV-14
  138. 9:51 PM Futurama "Raging Bender"
    • TV-14
  139. 10:23 PM Futurama "A Bicyclops Built for Two"
    • TV-14
  140. 10:54 PM Tosh.0 "Atheist in a Foxhole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 11:27 PM Tosh.0 "Fedora Hero Saves Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. Wednesday, December 14
  143. 12:00 AM Rock the Troops
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  144. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Ta-Nehisi Coates"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  145. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Kurt Braunohler, Moshe Kasher, Fortune Feimster"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  146. 3:01 AM South Park "Asspen"
    • TV-MA
  147. 3:33 AM South Park "South Park Is Gay"
    • TV-MA
  148. 4:05 AM Futurama "A Clone of My Own"
    • TV-14
  149. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Ta-Nehisi Coates"
    • TV-14  (L)
  150. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Kurt Braunohler, Moshe Kasher, Fortune Feimster"
    • TV-14  (L)
  151. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Julia Louis-Dreyfus; Nick Jonas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 6:35 AM Tosh.0 "Taxi Dave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Skateboard Girl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Marc Maron"
    • TV-14
  155. 8:00 AM Zombie Christmas
  156. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 9:30 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  159. 10:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  160. 10:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  161. 11:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  162. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  163. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Reno Collier"
    • TV-14
  164. 12:20 PM Scary Movie
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  165. 2:25 PM South Park "Pinewood Derby"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 3:00 PM South Park "Towelie"
    • TV-MA
  167. 3:30 PM South Park "Raisins"
    • TV-MA
  168. 4:00 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  169. 4:30 PM South Park "Cartmanland"
    • TV-MA
  170. 5:00 PM South Park "Insecurity"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 5:30 PM South Park "Red Badge of Gayness"
    • TV-MA
  172. 6:00 PM South Park "Gluten Free Ebola"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  173. 6:34 PM South Park "The F Word"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 7:08 PM South Park "Broadway Bro Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  175. 7:41 PM South Park "Stanley's Cup"
    • TV-MA
  176. Wednesday Night
  177. 8:14 PM South Park "Manbearpig"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  178. 8:47 PM South Park "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
    • TV-MA
  179. 9:15 PM South Park "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
    • TV-MA
  180. 9:48 PM South Park "Guitar Queer-O"
    • TV-MA
  181. 10:21 PM South Park "Funnybot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  182. 10:54 PM South Park "Margaritaville"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  183. 11:27 PM South Park "More Crap"
    • TV-MA
  184. Thursday, December 15
  185. 12:00 AM South Park "Bloody Mary"
    • TV-MA
  186. 12:30 AM South Park "Crème Fraiche"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  187. 1:00 AM South Park "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 1:30 AM South Park "Over Logging"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  189. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  190. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Nick Thune, Milana Vayntrub, Aparna Nancherla"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 3:01 AM South Park "Red Hot Catholic Love"
    • TV-MA
  192. 3:33 AM South Park "Cripple Fight!"
    • TV-MA
  193. 4:05 AM Futurama "The Deep South"
    • TV-14
  194. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  195. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Nick Thune, Milana Vayntrub, Aparna Nancherla"
    • TV-14  (L)
  196. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Brie Larson; Alicia Keys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 6:35 AM South Park "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
    • TV-MA
  198. 7:05 AM South Park "Mecha Streisand"
    • TV-MA
  199. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Al Madrigal"
    • TV-14
  200. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 8:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  202. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 10:00 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  205. 10:30 AM Body Beast
  206. 11:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  207. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  208. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Kiley"
    • TV-PG
  209. 12:20 PM Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
    • TV-14  (L)
    • R
  210. 2:30 PM South Park "4th Grade"
    • TV-MA
  211. 3:05 PM South Park "Major Boobage"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  212. 3:35 PM Tosh.0 "We Buy Golf"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 4:05 PM Tosh.0 "Headbanger Workout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 4:35 PM Tosh.0 "Uncensored Tosh.0"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:05 PM Tosh.0 "Bad DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 5:35 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. 6:05 PM South Park "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut"
    • TV-MA
  218. 6:39 PM South Park "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
    • TV-MA
  219. 7:13 PM South Park "Cash For Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  220. 7:46 PM South Park "Fun With Veal"
    • TV-MA
  221. Thursday Night
  222. 8:19 PM South Park "TSST!"
    • TV-MA
  223. 8:52 PM Futurama "My Problem With Popplers"
    • TV-14
  224. 9:19 PM Futurama "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14
  225. 9:50 PM Futurama "The Honking"
    • TV-14
  226. 10:21 PM Futurama "War Is the H-Word"
    • TV-14
  227. 10:52 PM Tosh.0 "Hillary in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 11:26 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. Friday, December 16
  230. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Vegan Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Possum Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 1:00 AM Tosh.0 "Yotta Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 1:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Rob Corddry"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  235. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Andy Richter, Matt Besser, Diona Reasonover"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  236. 3:01 AM This Is Not Happening "Family"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 3:31 AM South Park "D-Yikes"
    • TV-MA
  238. 4:05 AM Futurama "The Cryonic Woman"
    • TV-14
  239. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Rob Corddry"
    • TV-14  (L)
  240. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Andy Richter, Matt Besser, Diona Reasonover"
    • TV-14  (L)
  241. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live "Drake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 6:35 AM This Is Not Happening "Family"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Furries Kid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Doug Williams"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 8:30 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  247. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  252. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Steve McGrew"
    • TV-14
  254. 12:15 PM Fanboys
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  255. 2:25 PM South Park "Pee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 3:00 PM South Park "Wacky Molestation Adventure"
    • TV-MA
  257. 3:30 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  258. 4:00 PM Key & Peele "MC Mom"
    • TV-14  (L)
  259. 4:30 PM Key & Peele "Meegan & Andre Break Up"
    • TV-14  (L)
  260. 5:00 PM Key & Peele "Severed Head Showcase"
    • TV-14  (L)
  261. 5:30 PM South Park "Sexual Harassment Panda"
    • TV-MA
  262. 6:00 PM South Park "1 Percent"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 6:34 PM South Park "Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
    • TV-MA
  264. 7:08 PM South Park "Sexual Healing"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 7:42 PM South Park "Taming Strange"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. Friday Night
  267. 8:15 PM South Park "Whale W..."
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  268. 8:48 PM Futurama "Parasites Lost"
    • TV-14
  269. 9:15 PM Futurama "Amazon Women in the Mood"
    • TV-14
  270. 9:48 PM Futurama "Bendless Love"
    • TV-14
  271. 10:21 PM Futurama "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
    • TV-14
  272. 10:54 PM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
    • TV-MA
  273. 11:27 PM South Park "The China Probrem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  274. Saturday, December 17
  275. 12:00 AM South Park "Free Hat"
    • TV-MA
  276. 12:30 AM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 1:00 AM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  278. 3:05 AM Chris Hardwick: Funcomfortable
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 4:10 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  280. 6:00 AM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  281. 6:30 AM South Park "Free Hat"
    • TV-MA
  282. 7:00 AM South Park "The China Probrem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 7:30 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
    • TV-MA
  284. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pete Lee"
    • TV-14
  291. 11:20 AM Crank Yankers "Dane Cook & Ween"
    • TV-14
  292. 11:55 AM Futurama "That's Lobstertainment"
    • TV-14
  293. 12:30 PM Futurama "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
    • TV-14
  294. 1:04 PM Futurama "Luck of the Fryish"
    • TV-14
  295. 1:37 PM Futurama "The Cyber House Rules"
    • TV-14
  296. 2:10 PM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  297. 4:20 PM Meet the Parents
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  298. 7:00 PM Meet the Fockers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  299. Saturday Night
  300. 9:50 PM Trading Places
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • R
  301. Sunday, December 18
  302. 12:30 AM Meet the Parents
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  303. 3:05 AM Meet the Fockers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  304. 5:40 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  305. 6:10 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  306. 6:40 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  307. 7:10 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  308. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Meaney"
    • TV-14
  309. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 11:00 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Cure for the Common Death, Part II"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  316. 11:35 AM Broad City "The Last Supper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 12:10 PM Broad City "St. Mark's"
    • TV-14  (L)
  318. 12:45 PM Groundhog Day
    • TV-14
    • PG
  319. 3:15 PM Coming to America
    • TV-14
    • R
  320. 6:00 PM Broad City "Wisdom Teeth"
    • TV-14  (L)
  321. 6:30 PM Broad City "B&B-NYC"
    • TV-14  (L)
  322. 7:00 PM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  323. Sunday Night
  324. 9:15 PM Trading Places
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • R
  325. Monday, December 19
  326. 12:00 AM 50 First Dates
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  327. 2:00 AM Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  328. 3:50 AM Broad City "The Last Supper"
    • TV-MA
  329. 4:25 AM Broad City "St. Mark's"
    • TV-14  (L)
  330. 5:00 AM South Park "Marjorine"
    • TV-MA
  331. 5:30 AM South Park "Poor and Stupid"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 6:00 AM South Park "Clubhouses"
    • TV-MA
  333. 6:30 AM Tosh.0 "Bubb Rubb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:00 AM Tosh.0 "Tosh Memorabilia Dump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 7:30 AM Tosh.0 "Take a Tumble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  336. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D)
  345. 12:20 PM Coming to America
    • TV-14
    • R
  346. 3:05 PM South Park "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
    • TV-MA
  347. 3:35 PM South Park "I'm a Little Bit Country"
    • TV-MA
  348. 4:05 PM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 4:35 PM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  350. 5:05 PM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 5:35 PM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 6:05 PM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  353. 6:39 PM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 7:13 PM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 7:46 PM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  356. Monday Night
  357. 8:19 PM Futurama "Insane in the Mainframe"
    • TV-14
  358. 8:52 PM Futurama "Bendin' in the Wind"
    • TV-14
  359. 9:18 PM Futurama "Time Keeps on Slipping"
    • TV-14
  360. 9:51 PM Futurama "I Dated a Robot"
    • TV-14
  361. 10:24 PM Futurama "Roswell That Ends Well"
    • TV-14
  362. 10:56 PM South Park "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. 11:28 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. Tuesday, December 20
  365. 12:00 AM South Park "AWESOM-O"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 12:30 AM South Park "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 1:00 AM South Park "Le Petit Tourette"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 1:30 AM South Park "Ginger Kids"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 2:00 AM South Park "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 2:30 AM South Park "Casa Bonita"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 3:00 AM South Park "Butters' Bottom Bitch"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  372. 3:30 AM South Park "Butterballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  373. 4:05 AM South Park "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  374. 4:40 AM South Park "World War Zimmerman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  375. 5:07 AM South Park "Krazy Kripples"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  376. 5:35 AM South Park "Up the Down Steroid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 6:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 7:05 AM Kroll Show "Gigolo H-O-R-S-E"
    • TV-14  (L)
  379. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jake Johannsen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  380. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Finesse Mitchell"
    • TV-14  (L)
  389. 12:20 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  390. 2:30 PM South Park "Quintuplets 2000"
    • TV-MA
  391. 3:05 PM South Park "A Ladder to Heaven"
    • TV-MA
  392. 3:35 PM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 4:05 PM Tosh.0 "Model Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 4:35 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Impressions"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 5:05 PM Tosh.0 "Hey, Baby Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 5:35 PM Tosh.0 "Gingers Have Souls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 6:05 PM Tosh.0 "Brian Atene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 6:39 PM Tosh.0 "Gay Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 7:13 PM Tosh.0 "Force Field Master"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 7:46 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. Tuesday Night
  402. 8:19 PM Futurama "Anthology of Interest II"
    • TV-14
  403. 8:52 PM Futurama "Love & Rocket"
    • TV-14
  404. 9:18 PM Futurama "Leela's Homeworld"
    • TV-14
  405. 9:51 PM Futurama "Where the Buggalo Roam"
    • TV-14
  406. 10:24 PM Futurama "A Pharaoh to Remember"
    • TV-14
  407. 10:56 PM Tosh.0 "Jackie B."
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 11:28 PM Tosh.0 "LP Theories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. Wednesday, December 21
  410. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Weightlifting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 1:00 AM Tosh.0 "Best of Season 7"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 1:30 AM Tosh.0 "Black Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 2:00 AM Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser
    • TV-MA  (L)
  415. 3:00 AM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
    • TV-MA  (L)
  416. 4:05 AM South Park "The Coon"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  417. 4:40 AM South Park "The Coon Trilogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  418. 6:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 7:05 AM Review "Buried Alive; 6 Star Review; Public Speaking"
    • TV-14
  420. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jon Lajoie"
    • TV-14
  421. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 12:00 PM Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  430. 1:50 PM South Park "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
    • TV-MA
  431. 2:25 PM South Park "Probably"
    • TV-MA
  432. 3:00 PM South Park "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
    • TV-MA
  433. 3:30 PM South Park "Chinpoko Mon"
    • TV-MA
  434. 4:00 PM South Park "The Death of Eric Cartman"
    • TV-MA
  435. 4:30 PM South Park "My Future Self 'n' Me"
    • TV-MA
  436. 5:00 PM South Park "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
    • TV-MA
  437. 5:30 PM South Park "Preschool"
    • TV-MA
  438. 6:00 PM South Park "The Losing Edge"
    • TV-MA
  439. 6:34 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  440. 7:08 PM South Park "Chef Aid"
    • TV-MA
  441. 7:41 PM South Park "Chef Goes Nanners"
    • TV-MA
  442. Wednesday Night
  443. 8:14 PM South Park "Professor Chaos"
    • TV-MA
  444. 8:47 PM South Park "Simpsons Already Did It"
    • TV-MA
  445. 9:15 PM South Park "All About Mormons"
    • TV-MA
  446. 9:48 PM South Park "Lil' Crime Stoppers"
    • TV-MA
  447. 10:21 PM South Park "Gnomes"
    • TV-MA
  448. 10:54 PM South Park "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  449. 11:27 PM South Park "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
    • TV-MA
  450. Thursday, December 22
  451. 12:00 AM South Park "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
    • TV-MA
  452. 12:30 AM South Park "A Very Crappy Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  453. 1:00 AM South Park "Woodland Critter Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  454. 1:30 AM South Park "Christmas in Canada?"
    • TV-MA
  455. 2:00 AM South Park "Red Sleigh Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  456. 2:30 AM South Park "Woodland Critter Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  457. 3:00 AM South Park "Rehash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  458. 3:30 AM South Park "Happy Holograms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  459. 4:05 AM South Park "Woodland Critter Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  460. 4:40 AM South Park "Damien"
    • TV-MA
  461. 5:07 AM South Park "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
    • TV-MA
  462. 5:35 AM Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  463. 7:25 AM South Park "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
    • TV-MA
  464. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  465. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  466. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Richard Jeni"
    • TV-14
  473. 12:20 PM Weekend at Bernie's
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  474. 2:30 PM South Park "The Brown Noise"
    • TV-MA
  475. 3:05 PM South Park "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"
    • TV-MA
  476. 3:35 PM Tosh.0 "Eli Porter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 4:05 PM Tosh.0 "Climate Change Comedian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. 4:35 PM Tosh.0 "Sex Doll Repairman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 5:05 PM Tosh.0 "Perfect Game Bowler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 5:35 PM South Park "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000"
    • TV-MA
  481. 6:05 PM South Park "Good Times With Weapons"
    • TV-MA
  482. 6:39 PM South Park "Toilet Paper"
    • TV-MA
  483. 7:13 PM South Park "Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes"
    • TV-MA
  484. 7:46 PM South Park "Lice Capades"
    • TV-MA
  485. Thursday Night
  486. 8:19 PM Futurama "Godfellas"
    • TV-14
  487. 8:52 PM Futurama "Futurestock"
    • TV-14
  488. 9:19 PM Futurama "Xmas Story"
    • TV-14
  489. 9:50 PM Futurama "A Tale of Two Santas"
    • TV-14
  490. 10:24 PM Futurama "The Futurama Holiday Spectacular"
    • TV-14  (L)
  491. 10:55 PM Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity
    • TV-14  (L)
  492. Friday, December 23
  493. 12:30 AM Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy
    • TV-14  (L)
  494. 1:30 AM Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy
    • TV-14  (L)
  495. 3:00 AM This Is Not Happening "Rage"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  496. 3:30 AM Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy
    • TV-14  (L)
  497. 5:07 AM Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy
    • TV-14  (L)
  498. 6:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  499. 7:05 AM This Is Not Happening "Rage"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  500. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Nealon"
    • TV-PG
  501. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  502. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  503. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  504. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  505. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  506. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  507. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  508. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  509. 12:00 PM Beverly Hills Cop
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  510. 2:25 PM Beverly Hills Cop II
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  511. 4:30 PM Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  512. 7:10 PM