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  1. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Into the Great Wide Open"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  2. 2:00 AM Sex Drive
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  4. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  5. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  6. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  7. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  8. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  9. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  10. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  11. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  12. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  13. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  15. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  16. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  19. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  20. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  21. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  23. 2:30 PM Family Guy "There's Something About Paulie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 3:00 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 3:30 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Engagement Picture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Nap Partners"
    • TV-PG
  28. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Library Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  31. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  32. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  33. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  34. Last Night
  35. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 11:00 PM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  42. Today
  43. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 12:30 AM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  45. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Do Me Like That"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  46. 2:00 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  48. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  49. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  50. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  52. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  53. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  54. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  55. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  56. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  58. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  59. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Flush of Genius"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  61. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  62. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 12:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 1:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  66. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D)
  67. 2:30 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  68. 3:00 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Cheesecakes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  71. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where They're Up All Night"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rosita Dies"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where They All Turn Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  77. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  78. Tonight
  79. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  80. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  82. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  85. 11:00 PM Conan "Kunal Nayyar; Phoebe Robinson; Jamestown Revival"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. Tomorrow
  87. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 12:30 AM Conan "Kunal Nayyar; Phoebe Robinson; Jamestown Revival"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Won't Back Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  90. 2:00 AM The Last Boy Scout
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  91. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  92. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  93. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  94. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  95. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  96. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  98. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  99. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  100. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  101. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  102. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  103. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  105. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 12:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  107. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  108. 1:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 1:30 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  111. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  112. 3:00 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  115. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  116. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  117. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  118. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  119. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  122. Tomorrow Night
  123. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 11:00 PM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. Friday, September 30
  131. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 12:30 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  133. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Wreck Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 2:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  135. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  136. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  138. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  139. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  140. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  141. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  142. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  144. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  145. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  146. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  148. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 12:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 2:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  153. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  154. 3:00 PM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 3:30 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  157. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  158. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  159. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  161. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  162. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. Friday Night
  165. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  166. 8:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hamburger Dinner Theater"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  167. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  169. 10:00 PM ELeague "Overwatch Open Grand Final"
    • LIVE
  170. Saturday, October 1
  171. 12:00 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  172. 2:00 AM Hope Springs
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  173. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  174. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  175. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  176. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  177. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Library"
    • TV-PG
  178. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  179. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  180. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  181. 8:30 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  182. 10:30 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  183. 1:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  184. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  185. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  186. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  187. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  188. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. Saturday Night
  195. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  202. 11:30 PM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  203. Sunday, October 2
  204. 1:30 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  205. 3:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  206. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  207. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  209. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  210. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  211. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  212. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  213. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  214. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Date"
    • TV-PG
  215. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Stain"
    • TV-PG
  216. 10:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  217. 12:30 PM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  218. 2:30 PM MLB on TBS
    • LIVE
  219. 3:00 PM MLB Baseball
    • LIVE
  220. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Minor Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Grate Expectations"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappointing Unit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wrecking Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. Sunday Night
  225. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  230. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 11:30 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  233. Monday, October 3
  234. 1:30 AM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  235. 3:30 AM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  236. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  237. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  238. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  239. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  240. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  241. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  243. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  244. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Stripper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  246. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  247. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  248. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  249. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 1:00 PM American Dad "Of Ice & Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 1:30 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  252. 2:00 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bush Comes to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Bed & Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Art Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 4:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  260. 6:00 PM Family Guy "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 6:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  262. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Lethal Weapons"
    • TV-14  (D)
  264. Monday Night
  265. 8:00 PM Family Guy "The Kiss Seen 'Round the World"
    • TV-14
  266. 8:30 PM American Dad "American Dream Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 9:00 PM American Dad "A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial"
    • TV-14  (D)
  268. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  270. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 11:00 PM Conan "Kevin Nealon; Mike Colter"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. Tuesday, October 4
  273. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Gym and Juice"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 12:30 AM Conan "Kevin Nealon; Mike Colter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  275. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 2:00 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  277. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  278. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  279. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  280. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  281. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  282. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  283. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  284. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  285. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  286. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  290. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  292. 12:00 PM American Dad "Black Mystery Month"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  293. 12:30 PM American Dad "Apocalypse to Remember"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  294. 1:00 PM American Dad "Four Little Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 1:30 PM American Dad "When a Stan Loves a Woman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  297. 2:30 PM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  302. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  303. 5:30 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  304. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  305. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  306. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  308. Tuesday Night
  309. 8:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Wild Card Game: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  310. 11:30 PM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  311. Wednesday, October 5
  312. 12:00 AM Conan "Kristen Bell; Evan Peters; Miike Snow"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  313. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Inside Outside Situation"
  314. 1:30 AM Conan "Kristen Bell; Evan Peters; Miike Snow"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 2:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  316. 3:00 AM College Road Trip
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  317. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  318. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  319. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  320. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  321. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  323. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  324. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  325. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  326. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  327. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  328. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  329. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  330. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  331. 12:00 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  333. 1:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  334. 1:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  337. 3:00 PM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  338. 3:30 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  340. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  341. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  344. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  345. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  346. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. Wednesday Night
  348. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  349. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  350. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  351. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  353. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 11:00 PM Conan "Norm Macdonald; ZZ Top"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. Thursday, October 6
  356. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Escape Room"
  357. 12:30 AM Conan "Norm Macdonald; ZZ Top"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 2:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  360. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  361. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  362. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  366. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  367. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  368. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  369. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  370. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affair Trade"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Offensive Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Mild Bunch"
    • TV-14
  373. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. 12:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  376. 12:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  377. 1:00 PM American Dad "Big Trouble in Little Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 1:30 PM American Dad "Haylias"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  379. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  380. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  381. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 3:30 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 4:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Coming Out Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 4:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  385. 5:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  386. Thursday Night
  387. 8:30 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  388. Friday, October 7
  389. 12:00 AM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  390. 12:30 AM Conan "Kyle Kinane"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  391. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the No New Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 2:00 AM Conan "Kyle Kinane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 3:00 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 3:30 AM Resident Evil: Afterlife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  395. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  396. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  397. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  398. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  399. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  400. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  401. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  402. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Manhattan Project"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  403. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Single Spaced"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  404. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "China Syndrome"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  405. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "China Syndrome"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  407. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  408. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 12:30 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 1:00 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. 1:30 PM American Dad "Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
    • TV-14  (L)
  412. 2:00 PM American Dad "Frannie 911"
    • TV-14  (L)
  413. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
    • TV-14  (D)
  414. 3:00 PM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  415. 3:30 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  417. 4:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  418. 5:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  419. Friday Night
  420. 8:30 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  421. Saturday, October 8
  422. 12:00 AM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  423. 12:30 AM Back to the Future Part III
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  424. 3:00 AM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 3:30 AM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  426. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  427. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  428. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  429. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  430. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  431. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
    • TV-PG
  432. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  433. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  434. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. 9:00 AM The Mexican
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  436. 11:00 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  437. 1:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  438. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  439. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  440. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  441. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Storytelling Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Lost Baggage"
  444. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And You Bet Your Ass"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Escape"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  447. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  448. Saturday Night
  449. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  452. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Luminous Fish Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hamburger Postulate"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  454. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  455. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  456. 11:30 PM