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  1. 12:30 AM Conan "Cobie Smulders; Werner Herzog; Lindsey Stirling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  2. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Ain't Love Strange"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  3. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "A Mind With a Heart of Its Own"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  4. 2:30 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  5. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  6. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  7. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  8. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  9. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  11. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  12. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  13. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  14. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  16. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Rayny Day"
    • TV-PG
  17. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Gone With the Wind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Tendergrass"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 12:30 PM American Dad "Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 1:00 PM American Dad "Old Stan in the Mountain"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Wrestler"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 3:00 PM New Girl "Basketsball"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 3:30 PM New Girl "Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  28. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  29. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  30. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  31. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  32. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  33. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  34. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. Last Night
  36. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Blind Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hearts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the One-Night Stands"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 11:00 PM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. Today
  44. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 12:30 AM Conan "Jane Lynch; Jeffrey Toobin; Wolf Parade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 2:30 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  49. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  50. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  52. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  53. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  54. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  55. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  56. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  57. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  58. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  59. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  60. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  62. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown History Month"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland's Angels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 12:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  66. 1:30 PM American Dad "Less Money, Mo' Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  67. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Kidney Stays in the Picture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  68. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  69. 3:00 PM New Girl "Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:30 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  72. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  73. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  74. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  76. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  77. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  78. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  79. Tonight
  80. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  85. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 11:00 PM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  87. Tomorrow
  88. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 2:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  91. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  92. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  93. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  94. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  95. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  97. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  98. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  99. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  100. 9:00 AM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  101. 11:00 AM Last Holiday
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  102. 1:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  103. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  104. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  105. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  106. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  107. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. Tomorrow Night
  114. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 11:30 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  122. Sunday, August 28
  123. 1:30 AM Head of State
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  124. 3:30 AM Lottery Ticket
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  125. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  126. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  127. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  128. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  129. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  130. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  131. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  132. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  133. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  134. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  135. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  136. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  137. 11:30 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  138. 1:30 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  139. 4:00 PM MLB Baseball "Chicago Cubs at Los Angeles Dodgers"
    • NEW
  140. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  141. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. Sunday Night
  143. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  144. 10:15 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  145. Monday, August 29
  146. 12:30 AM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  147. 3:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  148. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  149. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  150. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  151. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  152. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  153. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  154. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  155. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  156. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  157. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  159. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "You're the Best Man, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Harder, Better, Faster, Browner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  162. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  163. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  164. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  165. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  166. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  167. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  168. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  170. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  171. 5:00 PM American Dad "Ricky Spanish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 5:30 PM American Dad "Toy Whorey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 6:00 PM American Dad "Love, AD Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 6:30 PM American Dad "Killer Vacation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  176. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. Monday Night
  178. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  179. 8:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 9:00 PM American Dad "American Stepdad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Gary Johnson, Pt. 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  184. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. Tuesday, August 30
  186. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  191. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  192. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  193. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  194. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  195. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  196. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  197. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  200. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Live!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Cleveland Got His Groove Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 12:00 PM American Dad "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 12:30 PM American Dad "Adventures in Hayleysitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 1:00 PM American Dad "National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finger Lenting Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  209. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Grimm Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 3:30 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  214. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  215. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  216. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  217. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  218. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  219. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  221. Tuesday Night
  222. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  224. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  226. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  227. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 11:00 PM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  229. Wednesday, August 31
  230. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 12:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  233. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  235. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  236. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  237. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  239. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  240. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  241. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  242. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  243. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  244. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  246. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  247. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 1:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 1:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 3:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  258. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  259. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  260. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  261. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  265. Wednesday Night
  266. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  268. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  272. 11:00 PM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  273. Thursday, September 1
  274. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 12:30 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  277. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  279. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  280. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  281. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  283. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  284. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  285. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  287. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  288. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  289. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  292. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 12:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 12:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 2:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  302. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  303. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  304. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  306. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  308. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  309. Thursday Night
  310. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  314. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. Friday, September 2
  318. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 2:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  323. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  324. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  325. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  327. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  328. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  329. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  330. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  331. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  332. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  333. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  335. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  336. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  337. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  346. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  347. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  348. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  349. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  350. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  351. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  352. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  353. Friday Night
  354. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  355. 10:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  356. Saturday, September 3
  357. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 1:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  360. 3:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  361. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  362. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  363. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  366. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  367. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  368. 9:00 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  369. 10:45 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  370. 12:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  371. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  372. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  373. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  374. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  375. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  381. Saturday Night
  382. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  385. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  389. 11:30 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  390. Sunday, September 4
  391. 1:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  392. 3:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  393. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  394. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  395. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  396. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  397. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  398. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  399. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  400. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  401. 9:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  402. 12:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  403. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  404. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  405. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  406. 6:00 PM The Muppets
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  407. Sunday Night
  408. 8:00 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  409. 10:15 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  410. Monday, September 5
  411. 12:30 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  412. 3:15 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  413. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  414. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  415. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  417. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  418. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  419. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  420. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  421. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  422. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  423. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  424. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  425. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  426. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  427. 12:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  428. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  429. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  430. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  431. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  432. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  433. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  434. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  436. 5:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 5:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 6:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  439. 6:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. Monday Night
  443. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  444. 8:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  445. 9:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  446. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  447. 10:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  449. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  450. Tuesday, September 6
  451. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14