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  1. 2:00 AM Invincible
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  2. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  3. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  4. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  7. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  8. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  9. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  10. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  11. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  12. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  18. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 1:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 2:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 2:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  25. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  26. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  27. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  28. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  29. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  32. Last Night
  33. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  34. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 9:00 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 10:45 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  37. Today
  38. 1:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  39. 3:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  40. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  41. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  42. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  43. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  44. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  46. 8:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  47. 10:00 AM Drillbit Taylor
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  48. 12:15 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. 2:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  50. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  51. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  52. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  53. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  54. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  55. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  56. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  57. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  58. Tonight
  59. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  63. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. Tomorrow
  67. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. 2:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  71. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  72. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  73. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  76. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  77. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  78. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  79. 9:00 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  80. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  81. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  82. 10:30 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  83. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  84. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. 5:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  87. Tomorrow Night
  88. 8:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. 10:30 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  90. Monday, September 7
  91. 1:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  92. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  93. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  94. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  95. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  98. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  99. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  100. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  101. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  102. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  103. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  104. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  105. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  106. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  107. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  108. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  109. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  110. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  111. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  112. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  113. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  114. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  116. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  117. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  118. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  120. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  122. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  123. Monday Night
  124. 8:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
    • TV-14  (D)
  125. 8:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  126. 9:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 9:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  131. Tuesday, September 8
  132. 12:00 AM The Office "The Promotion"
    • TV-PG
  133. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  134. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Cry to Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. 2:00 AM Mamma Mia!
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  136. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  137. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  138. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  139. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  142. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  143. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  144. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  145. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  146. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  147. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  148. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  149. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  151. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  152. 12:30 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 1:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 1:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  155. 2:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  156. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"
    • TV-14  (D)
  157. 3:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 3:30 PM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  160. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  162. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  163. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  164. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  165. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  166. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  167. Tuesday Night
  168. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  171. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. Wednesday, September 9
  176. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  177. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Walls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 2:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  180. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  181. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  182. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  186. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  187. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  188. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  190. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  191. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  192. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  193. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  194. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 1:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  198. 2:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  200. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  203. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  204. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  205. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  206. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  207. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  209. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  210. Wednesday Night
  211. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  215. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. Thursday, September 10
  219. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  220. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  222. 2:00 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  223. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  224. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  225. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Chair"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  229. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  230. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  231. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  232. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  233. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  234. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  236. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Four Play"
    • TV-PG
  237. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 12:30 PM American Dad "Weiner of Our Discontent"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daddy Queerest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  241. 2:00 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 3:00 PM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  246. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  247. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  248. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  249. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  250. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  251. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  253. Thursday Night
  254. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Brian the Bachelor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 8:30 PM Family Guy "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Breaking Out Is Hard to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  257. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. Friday, September 11
  262. 12:00 AM The Office "Mafia"
    • TV-PG
  263. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You're Gonna Get It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  266. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  267. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  268. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "A Big Bust"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  271. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  272. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  273. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  274. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  275. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  276. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  277. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hartford Wailer"
    • TV-PG
  278. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Acting Out"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fight Schlub"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  281. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. 1:00 PM American Dad "Moon Over Isla Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 1:30 PM American Dad "Home Adrone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  284. 2:00 PM American Dad "Brains, Brains and Automobiles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. 2:30 PM American Dad "Man in the Moonbounce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  286. 3:00 PM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  289. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  291. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  292. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  293. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  294. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  295. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  296. Friday Night
  297. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Model Misbehavior"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Peter's Got Woods"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 9:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  300. 11:00 PM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  301. Saturday, September 12
  302. 12:45 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  303. 3:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  304. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  305. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  306. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  308. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  309. 8:00 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  310. 10:00 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  311. 12:15 PM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  312. 2:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  313. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  314. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ride Along"
    • TV-PG
  315. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  316. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  317. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  318. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  319. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  320. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  321. Saturday Night
  322. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  323. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  324. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  326. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  328. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Snownado!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. Sunday, September 13
  330. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Snownado!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "Lonesome Sundown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Damaged by Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 2:00 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  334. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  335. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  336. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  337. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  338. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  339. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  340. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  341. 8:30 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  342. 9:00 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  343. 9:30 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  344. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  345. 10:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  346. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Toronto Blue Jays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  347. 4:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  348. 6:00 PM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  349. Sunday Night
  350. 8:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  351. 10:30 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  352. Monday, September 14
  353. 12:30 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  354. 3:00 AM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  355. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  356. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Missed Connections"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Five Things"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  359. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  360. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  361. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  362. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  363. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  365. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  366. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  367. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  368. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 12:30 PM American Dad "Shallow Vows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  370. 1:00 PM American Dad "My Morning Straitjacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. 1:30 PM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 2:00 PM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  373. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Petarded"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  374. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:30 PM New Girl "Table 34"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  376. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Denial"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  377. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
    • TV-PG
  378. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  379. 5:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  380. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  381. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  382. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  383. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. Monday Night
  385. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Jungle Love"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  386. 8:30 PM Family Guy "PTV"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  387. 9:00 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  388. 9:30 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  389. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Goes Back to College"
    • TV-14  (D)
  390. 10:30 PM Family Guy "The Courtship of Stewie's Father"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  391. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  392. Tuesday, September 15
  393. 12:00 AM The Office "The Lover"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  394. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Free Fallin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 2:00 AM The Office "Koi Pond"
    • TV-PG
  397. 2:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  398. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  399. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Meat Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  400. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Goodbye Dolly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  401. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  402. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  403. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  404. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  405. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  408. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  409. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Affair Trade"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Offensive Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 12:30 PM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  414. 1:30 PM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  415. 2:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Perfect Castaway"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  417. 3:00 PM New Girl "Parking Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  418. 3:30 PM New Girl "TinFinity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  419. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  420. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  421. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Apothecary Table"
    • TV-PG
  422. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  423. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  424. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  425. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  426. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  427. Tuesday Night
  428. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  430. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  432. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  433. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  435. Wednesday, September 16
  436. 12:00 AM The Office "Double Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  437. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  439. 2:00 AM The Office "Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  440. 2:30 AM Source Code
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  441. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  442. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey's Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  444. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Liz Moves In"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  445. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  446. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  448. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  449. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  450. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  451. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Manhattan Project"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  452. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Single Spaced"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "China Syndrome"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  454. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "China Syndrome"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  455. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  456. 12:30 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"