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  1. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  2. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  3. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  4. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  5. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  6. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  7. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  8. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 3:00 PM New Girl "Swuit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  12. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  13. 5:00 PM American Dad "Holy S..., Jeff's Back!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 5:30 PM American Dad "American Fung"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 6:00 PM American Dad "Seizures Suit Stanny"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  16. 6:30 PM American Dad "Roots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. Last Night
  20. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 9:00 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  23. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 11:00 PM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  27. Today
  28. 12:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 12:30 AM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  30. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Tell Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  31. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Saving Grace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 2:30 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  33. 4:15 AM TBS Network Preview
  34. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  35. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  36. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  37. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  38. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  39. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  42. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  43. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  44. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  46. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  47. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 12:30 PM American Dad "Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 1:00 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Blue Harvest, Parts 1 and 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 3:00 PM New Girl "Oregon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:30 PM New Girl "Spiderhunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  56. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  57. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  58. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  59. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  60. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  61. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  62. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  63. Tonight
  64. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 3"
    • NEW
  68. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  69. 11:00 PM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. Tomorrow
  71. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 12:30 AM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  73. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "This Old Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "The Criminal Kind"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  76. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  77. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  78. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  80. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  81. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  82. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  83. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  84. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  86. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  87. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 12:00 PM American Dad "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 1:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  93. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 3:00 PM New Girl "Walk of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Right Thing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  97. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  99. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  100. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  101. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  102. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. Tomorrow Night
  105. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  106. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  110. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 11:00 PM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  112. Thursday, May 5
  113. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 12:30 AM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Fade on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Have Love Will Travel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 2:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  118. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  119. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  120. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  122. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  124. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  125. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  126. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  128. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  129. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  132. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  135. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  140. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  141. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  142. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  143. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  147. Thursday Night
  148. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 11:00 PM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. Friday, May 6
  156. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:30 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  158. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Like a Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:30 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  161. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  162. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  165. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  166. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  167. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  168. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  170. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  171. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  172. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  173. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  176. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  177. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  178. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  179. 2:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Kills Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 3:00 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  184. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  185. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  186. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  188. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  189. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  190. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  191. Friday Night
  192. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 9:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  195. 11:45 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. Saturday, May 7
  197. 12:45 AM Cougar Town "Depending on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 1:15 AM Cougar Town "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 1:45 AM Ocean's Twelve
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  201. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  206. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  207. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 9:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  209. 11:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  210. 1:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  211. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  212. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  213. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  214. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  215. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  220. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  221. Saturday Night
  222. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Bernie Voters"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 11:30 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. Sunday, May 8
  231. 12:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  232. 2:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  233. 4:00 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  235. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  236. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  237. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  239. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  240. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  241. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  243. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  244. 2:00 PM College Volleyball "NCAA Beach Volleyball Tournament, Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  245. 4:00 PM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 6:15 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  247. Sunday Night
  248. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  252. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  253. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  254. Monday, May 9
  255. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 1:30 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  259. 3:30 AM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  261. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  265. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  266. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  267. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  268. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  272. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  274. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  275. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  276. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  277. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  278. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  279. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kryptonite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  280. 3:30 PM New Girl "Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  283. 5:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  284. 5:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 6:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  288. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. Monday Night
  290. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Burning Down the Bayit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. 8:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  292. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Killer Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Forget-Me-Not"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  297. Tuesday, May 10
  298. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  300. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Hard on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Learning to Fly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 2:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  304. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  305. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  307. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  308. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  311. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  313. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  314. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  315. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 12:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 12:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  319. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  320. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  321. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Kills Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  322. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Padre de Familia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  323. 3:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  326. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  327. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  328. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  329. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  330. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  331. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  332. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  333. Tuesday Night
  334. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 4"
    • NEW
  338. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  340. Wednesday, May 11
  341. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  343. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Time to Move On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Mystery of Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 2:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  346. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  347. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  349. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  350. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  352. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  353. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  354. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  355. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  360. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  361. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  362. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 2:30 PM Family Guy "McStroke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bells"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  368. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  369. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  370. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  371. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  372. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  373. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  374. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  375. Wednesday Night
  376. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  379. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  382. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  383. Thursday, May 12
  384. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  386. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Too Much Ain't Enough"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Too Good to Be True"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 2:30 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  389. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  390. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  391. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  392. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  393. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  394. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  395. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  396. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  399. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  400. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 12:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 1:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  406. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Back to the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  407. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Play It Again, Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  408. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bad in Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 3:30 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  411. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Underdog Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  412. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  413. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  414. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  415. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  417. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  418. Thursday Night
  419. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  421. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  423. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  426. Friday, May 13
  427. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  428. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  429. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Refugee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Love Is a Long Road"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  431. 2:30 AM Resident Evil: Retribution
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  432. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  433. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  434. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  435. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  436. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  437. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  438. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  439. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  440. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  441. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
    • TV-PG
  442. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Papa Pill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Paint Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  444. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  445. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  446. 12:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  447. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  448. 1:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 1:30 PM American Dad