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  1. 2:00 AM Eraser
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 4:30 AM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  5. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  6. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  7. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  8. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  9. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  10. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  11. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  12. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  13. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 12:00 PM American Dad "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  18. 12:30 PM American Dad "Father's Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  19. 1:00 PM American Dad "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Run, Chris, Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  23. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 3:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  25. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  26. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  27. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  28. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  29. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  30. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  32. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  33. Last Night
  34. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  37. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 10:00 PM The Detour "The City"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  39. 10:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  40. 11:03 PM Conan "Steven Yeun; Chris Martin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. Today
  42. 12:03 AM The Detour "The City"
  43. 12:36 AM Conan "Steven Yeun; Chris Martin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  44. 1:36 AM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  45. 2:06 AM Transcendence
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  46. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  47. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  48. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  49. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  50. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  51. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  52. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  53. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  54. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  55. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  57. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  58. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  60. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  61. 12:00 PM American Dad "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  64. 1:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 2:00 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  66. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  67. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  69. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  70. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  71. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  72. 5:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  73. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  75. 7:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  76. 7:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  77. Tonight
  78. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  82. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 11:00 PM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  85. Tomorrow
  86. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  87. 12:30 AM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  88. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  89. 2:00 AM The Expendables 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  90. 4:00 AM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 4:30 AM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  93. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  94. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  95. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  97. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  98. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  99. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  100. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  102. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  103. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  105. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  107. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  108. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  109. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  110. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 3:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  113. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  114. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  115. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  116. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  117. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  118. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  122. Tomorrow Night
  123. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Lease on Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. Friday, February 24
  131. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Free Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  133. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  134. 2:00 AM Gone in Sixty Seconds
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  137. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  138. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  139. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  140. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  141. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  142. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  143. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  144. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  146. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  148. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  151. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 1:30 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 2:00 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  159. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  160. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  161. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  162. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  163. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  164. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  165. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  166. Friday Night
  167. 8:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  168. 10:00 PM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  169. Saturday, February 25
  170. 12:15 AM The Detour "The City"
  171. 12:45 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  172. 1:16 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  173. 3:30 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  174. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  175. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG
  176. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  177. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  179. 8:00 AM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  180. 10:15 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 12:45 PM This Is Where I Leave You
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  182. 3:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  183. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  184. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  185. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  186. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Degree"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the DJ Face"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Childhood Not Included"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. Saturday Night
  193. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  194. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  195. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  197. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  199. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  200. 11:30 PM The Detour "The City"
  201. Sunday, February 26
  202. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  203. 12:33 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  204. 2:33 AM Matilda
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  205. 4:30 AM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  206. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG
  207. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG
  208. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  209. 6:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  210. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  211. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  212. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  213. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  214. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  215. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  216. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  217. 10:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  218. 11:00 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  219. 1:00 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  220. 3:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 5:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. Sunday Night
  225. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  228. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Infestation Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D)
  230. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 11:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  232. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  233. Monday, February 27
  234. 12:00 AM The Switch
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  235. 2:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  236. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  237. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  238. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  239. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  241. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  244. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  246. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  247. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  248. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  251. 12:00 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 12:30 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  253. 1:00 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  254. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  255. 2:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Land Ship"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  256. 2:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hauntening"
    • TV-PG
  257. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Gayle Makin' Bob Sled"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Nice-Capades"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 4:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  261. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  262. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Holy Crap"
    • TV-14  (D)
  264. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Da Boom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  265. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Brian in Love"
    • TV-14  (D)
  266. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  267. Monday Night
  268. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  269. 8:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  270. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  271. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
    • TV-14
  272. 10:00 PM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  273. 10:30 PM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
    • TV-14  (D)
  274. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  275. Tuesday, February 28
  276. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Old Bike Yarn"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  277. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  278. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  279. 2:00 AM A Perfect Getaway
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  280. 4:00 AM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 4:30 AM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  283. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  284. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  285. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  286. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  287. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  288. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  290. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  292. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  293. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  294. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 12:00 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  297. 12:30 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  298. 1:00 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 1:30 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Running Mates"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  301. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
    • TV-14
  302. 3:00 PM The Detour "The City"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  303. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  304. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  305. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  306. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  307. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  308. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  309. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  310. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  311. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. Tuesday Night
  313. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Russian Rocket Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rhinitis Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  315. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Tub"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  318. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 11:00 PM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. Wednesday, March 1
  321. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  322. 12:30 AM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  323. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  324. 2:00 AM From Paris With Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  325. 4:00 AM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  326. 4:30 AM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  328. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  329. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  330. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  331. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  332. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  333. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  334. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  335. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  336. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Wheel! Of! Family!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 12:00 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 12:30 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 1:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  344. 1:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  345. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  347. 3:00 PM New Girl "TinFinity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  348. 3:30 PM New Girl "Quick Hardening Caulk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  350. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  351. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  352. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  353. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  354. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  355. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  356. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Isolation Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. Wednesday Night
  358. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  360. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Speckerman Recurrence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 10:00 PM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  363. 11:00 PM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. Thursday, March 2
  365. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Brand Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 12:30 AM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  368. 2:00 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  369. 4:00 AM New Girl "Chicago"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  370. 4:30 AM New Girl "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  372. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  373. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  374. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  375. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  376. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  377. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  378. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  379. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  380. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  381. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  382. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  384. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Da Daggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  385. 12:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  386. 12:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 1:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 1:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  390. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  391. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bachelorette Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 3:30 PM New Girl "Virgins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  394. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  395. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  396. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  398. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  399. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  400. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  401. Thursday Night
  402. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Recombination Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  405. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Beta Test Initiation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Contraction"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vacation Solution"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  408. 11:00 PM Conan "Lisa Kudrow; Justin Bartha; The Strumbellas"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. Friday, March 3
  410. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 12:30 AM Conan "Lisa Kudrow; Justin Bartha; The Strumbellas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  413. 2:00 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  414. 4:00 AM New Girl "What About Fred?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  415. 4:30 AM New Girl "Jury Duty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  417. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  418. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  419. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  420. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  422. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  423. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  424. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  425. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  426. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  427. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  428. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  429. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The One About Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  431. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Birth of a Salesman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  432. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  433. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 2:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  435. 2:30 PM American Dad "Of Ice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 3:00 PM New Girl "Winston's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  437. 3:30 PM New Girl "Elaine's Big Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  439. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  440. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  441. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  442. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  444. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  445. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  446. Friday Night
  447. 8:00 PM The Help
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  448. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  449. 11:30 PM Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  450. Saturday, March 4
  451. 1:30 AM The Help
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  452. 4:30 AM New Girl "Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  454. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  455. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children