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  1. 1:00 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  2. 3:15 AM The Half Hour "Noah Gardenswartz"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 3:45 AM The Half Hour "Ramon Rivas II"
    • TV-14  (L)
  4. 4:15 AM Tosh.0 "Crystal Light Dancers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  5. 4:45 AM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Posehn"
    • TV-14  (L)
  6. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  7. 5:30 AM Blade Boss
  8. 6:00 AM Body Beast!
  9. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  10. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  11. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  12. 8:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Nick Swardson"
    • TV-14
  13. 8:15 AM South Park "4th Grade"
    • TV-MA
  14. 8:48 AM South Park "Chickenpox"
    • TV-MA
  15. 9:20 AM American Wedding
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  16. 11:49 AM Starsky & Hutch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. 2:05 PM You, Me and Dupree
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  18. 4:50 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  19. 7:15 PM You, Me and Dupree
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  20. Last Night
  21. 10:00 PM Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  22. Today
  23. 12:35 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  24. 3:05 AM Tosh.0 "Fat Bottle Ninja"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  25. 3:35 AM Tosh.0 "Shoenice"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "X12 (CeWEBrity Profile)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Vic Henley"
    • TV-14
  28. 5:00 AM Erection Now!
  29. 5:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  30. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  31. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  32. 7:00 AM P90 Body Makeover
  33. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  34. 8:00 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Waking Up Dead"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  35. 8:31 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Putting a Smiley Face on Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  36. 9:03 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death, the New Black"
    • TV-14  (V)
  37. 9:35 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Ready or Not Here Comes Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  38. 10:07 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Crying Over Spilled Blood"
    • TV-14  (V)
  39. 10:39 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Sudden Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  40. 11:11 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wait, Don't Tell Me? You're Dead!"
    • TV-14  (V)
  41. 11:43 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Certificates"
    • TV-14  (V)
  42. 12:15 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  43. 12:49 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dirt Nap"
    • TV-14  (V)
  44. 1:23 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  45. 1:57 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  46. 2:30 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  47. 3:03 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  48. 3:36 PM Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  49. 6:30 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  50. Tonight
  51. 9:00 PM 2016 MTV Video Music Awards
    • LIVE
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 11:30 PM The Goddamn Comedy Jam
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 12:35 AM The Goddamn Comedy Jam
    • TV-14  (L)
  55. 1:45 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  56. 4:10 AM Comedy Central Presents "Natasha Leggero"
    • TV-14  (L)
  57. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Marc Maron"
    • TV-14
  58. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  59. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  60. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  61. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  62. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  63. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  64. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  65. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  66. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  67. 9:30 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 10:45 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 12:00 PM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 12:30 PM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 1:00 PM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  72. 1:30 PM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 2:00 PM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 2:30 PM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 3:00 PM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 3:30 PM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 4:00 PM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 4:30 PM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  79. 5:00 PM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 5:30 PM Futurama "Mobius Dick"
    • TV-14
  81. 6:00 PM Futurama "Law & Oracle"
    • TV-14
  82. 6:30 PM Futurama "Benderama"
    • TV-14
  83. 7:00 PM Futurama "The Tip of the Zoidberg"
    • TV-14
  84. 7:30 PM Futurama "Ghost in the Machines"
    • TV-14
  85. Tomorrow Night
  86. 8:00 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  87. 8:30 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  88. 9:00 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  89. 11:15 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  90. Tuesday, August 30
  91. 1:30 AM South Park "Cat Orgy"
    • TV-MA
  92. 2:00 AM South Park "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
    • TV-MA
  93. 2:30 AM South Park "Jewbilee"
    • TV-MA
  94. 3:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 4:00 AM Kroll Show "Pleep Ploop"
    • TV-14  (L)
  96. 4:30 AM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  97. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  98. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  99. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  100. 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  101. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  102. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  103. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  104. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  105. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Greg Warren"
    • TV-14
  106. 9:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 10:21 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 11:24 AM The Rocker
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  109. 2:09 PM Tosh.0 "Virgin Trampoline Jumper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 2:42 PM Tosh.0 "Microwave Glow Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 3:10 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Weatherman"
    • TV-14  (L)
  112. 3:43 PM Tosh.0 "Gay Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 4:16 PM Tosh.0 "Drunk Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 4:48 PM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 5:20 PM Futurama "Neutopia"
    • TV-14
  116. 5:50 PM Futurama "Yo Leela Leela"
    • TV-14
  117. 6:19 PM Futurama "Fry Am the Egg Man"
    • TV-14
  118. 6:53 PM Futurama "All the Presidents' Heads"
    • TV-14
  119. 7:26 PM Futurama "Cold Warriors"
    • TV-14
  120. 7:58 PM Tosh.0 "Boom Goes the Dynamite Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. Tuesday Night
  122. 8:30 PM Tosh.0 "Fedora Hero Saves Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Worst Sketch Group"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 9:30 PM Tosh.0 "Crying Giants Fan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  125. 10:00 PM Tosh.0 "Lingerie Football Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 10:30 PM Tosh.0 "High School Football Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 11:00 PM Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. Wednesday, August 31
  129. 12:03 AM Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:07 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Charlie Sheen"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. 2:40 AM Saturday Night Live "The Best of David Spade"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "John Mulaney"
    • TV-14
  133. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 5:30 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  135. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  137. 7:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  138. 7:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  139. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  141. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pete Holmes"
    • TV-14
  142. 9:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 10:21 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 11:24 AM South Park "T.M.I."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  145. 11:57 AM South Park "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 12:30 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  147. 1:03 PM South Park "Bass to Mouth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 1:36 PM South Park "1 Percent"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  149. 2:09 PM South Park "The Poor Kid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  150. 2:42 PM South Park "Royal Pudding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  151. 3:10 PM South Park "City Sushi"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 3:43 PM South Park "HumancentiPad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 4:16 PM South Park "Let Go, Let Gov"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  154. 4:48 PM South Park "Informative Murder Porn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 5:20 PM South Park "World War Zimmerman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 5:50 PM South Park "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 6:19 PM South Park "Taming Strange"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  158. 6:54 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 7:28 PM South Park "The Hobbit"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. Wednesday Night
  161. 8:00 PM South Park "The Black Friday Trilogy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  162. 9:30 PM South Park "Woodland Critter Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  163. 10:00 PM South Park "Ginger Kids"
    • TV-MA
  164. 10:30 PM South Park "Goobacks"
    • TV-MA
  165. 11:00 PM South Park "Le Petit Tourette"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  166. 11:31 PM South Park "It Hits the Fan"
    • TV-MA
  167. Thursday, September 1
  168. 12:03 AM South Park "Dances with Smurfs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 12:35 AM South Park "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
    • TV-MA
  170. 1:07 AM South Park "Bloody Mary"
    • TV-MA
  171. 1:40 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  172. 3:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 4:15 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Beats Boggs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 4:45 AM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Kiley"
    • TV-PG
  175. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 5:30 AM Blade Boss
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  179. 7:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  180. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 8:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  182. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  183. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jasper Redd"
    • TV-14
  184. 9:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 10:21 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 11:24 AM Police Academy
    • TV-PG  (S)
    • R
  187. 1:36 PM Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  188. 3:43 PM RENO 911! "Dangle's Secret Family"
    • TV-14  (L)
  189. 4:16 PM RENO 911! "Super Knockers!"
    • TV-14  (L)
  190. 4:48 PM RENO 911! "Undercover at Burger Cousin"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 5:20 PM Futurama "Overclockwise"
    • TV-14
  192. 5:50 PM Futurama "Reincarnation"
    • TV-14
  193. 6:19 PM Futurama "The Bots and the Bees"
    • TV-14
  194. 6:53 PM Futurama "A Farewell To Arms"
    • TV-14
  195. 7:26 PM Futurama "Decision 3012"
    • TV-14
  196. 7:58 PM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
    • TV-14  (L)
  197. Thursday Night
  198. 9:00 PM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  199. 10:00 PM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  200. 11:00 PM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  201. Friday, September 2
  202. 12:02 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  203. 1:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Justin Bieber"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  204. 3:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "Double Rainbow Guy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  206. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Cory Kahaney"
    • TV-14
  207. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  213. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 10:07 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 11:10 AM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  218. 1:24 PM Key & Peele
    • TV-14  (L)
  219. 1:57 PM Key & Peele "The 420 Special"
    • TV-14  (L)
  220. 2:30 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 3:03 PM Key & Peele "Dubstep"
    • TV-14  (L)
  222. 3:38 PM Key & Peele "East Bowl/West Bowl Rap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  223. 4:12 PM Key & Peele "The Return of East/West Bowl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  224. 4:46 PM Futurama "The Thief of Baghead"
    • TV-14
  225. 5:20 PM Futurama "Zapp Dingbat"
    • TV-14
  226. 5:50 PM Futurama "The Butterjunk Effect"
    • TV-14
  227. 6:16 PM Futurama "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
    • TV-14
  228. 6:49 PM Futurama "Fun on a Bun"
    • TV-14
  229. 7:20 PM Just Friends
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  230. Friday Night
  231. 9:30 PM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  232. Saturday, September 3
  233. 12:00 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  234. 12:30 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  235. 1:00 AM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  236. 3:40 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • TV-14  (L)
  237. 4:10 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mike DeStefano"
    • TV-14
  239. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  244. 7:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  245. 8:00 AM South Park "Prehistoric Ice Man"
    • TV-MA
  246. 8:35 AM South Park "Jakovasaurs"
    • TV-MA
  247. 9:07 AM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  248. 11:12 AM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  249. 1:27 PM Half Baked
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  250. 3:37 PM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  251. 5:50 PM South Park "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
    • TV-MA
  252. 6:20 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 6:55 PM South Park "Sarcastaball"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  254. 7:30 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Saturday Night
  256. 10:00 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  257. Sunday, September 4
  258. 12:05 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 2:40 AM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  260. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Robert Hawkins"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  261. 5:00 AM Erection Now!
  262. 5:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  263. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  266. 7:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  267. 8:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Ty Barnett"
    • TV-14
  268. 8:23 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Up With Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  269. 8:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Bites!"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  270. 9:27 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  271. 9:59 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Better Them Than Us"
    • TV-14  (V)
  272. 10:31 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Hurry Up and Die"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  273. 11:03 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death: Putting the Fun in Funeral"
    • TV-14  (V)
  274. 11:35 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wild Wild Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  275. 12:07 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 12:41 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 1:15 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 1:48 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 2:20 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  280. 2:52 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  281. 3:24 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  282. 3:57 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 4:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  284. 5:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 5:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  286. 6:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  287. 6:35 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 7:10 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 7:45 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. Sunday Night
  291. 8:19 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 8:53 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 9:27 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 10:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 10:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 11:00 PM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  297. Monday, September 5
  298. 1:10 AM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  299. 3:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Puts on a Dunce Cap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  300. 3:40 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death on Arrival"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  301. 4:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "You're Dead! LOL!"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  302. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Harland Williams"
    • TV-14
  303. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Dom Irrera"
    • TV-14
  312. 9:13 AM South Park "Damien"
    • TV-MA
  313. 9:46 AM South Park "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
    • TV-MA
  314. 10:19 AM Wayne's World
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  315. 12:30 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  316. 2:42 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  317. 5:22 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  318. Monday Night
  319. 8:00 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  320. 10:00 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
    • NEW
  321. 11:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  322. Tuesday, September 6
  323. 1:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  324. 2:36 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  325. 4:06 AM Kroll Show "Bangs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  326. 4:36 AM Comedy Central Presents "Tony Woods"
    • TV-14
  327. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jim Gaffigan"
    • TV-14
  336. 9:13 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 10:19 AM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 10:51 AM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 11:24 AM Tosh.0 "Angry Black Preacher"
    • TV-14  (L)
  340. 11:57 AM Tosh.0 "Happy Birthday, Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 12:30 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (L)
  342. 1:03 PM Tosh.0 "Bug in Mouth Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 1:36 PM Tosh.0 "Brian Atene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:09 PM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 2:42 PM Tosh.0 "Weightlifting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 3:12 PM Tosh.0 "Tisha Unarmed (cewebrity Profile)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 3:45 PM Tosh.0 "Kitten Play"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 4:18 PM Tosh.0 "Vegan Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 4:50 PM Tosh.0 "Hurl-a-Whirl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 5:22 PM Futurama "Free Will Hunting"
    • TV-14
  351. 5:52 PM Futurama "Near-Death Wish"
    • TV-14
  352. 6:21 PM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14
  353. 6:55 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  354. 7:29 PM Futurama "Naturama"
    • TV-14
  355. Tuesday Night
  356. 8:00 PM Tosh.0 "Possum Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 8:30 PM Tosh.0 "Rich Piana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Catcaller"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 9:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  360. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  361. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  362. Wednesday, September 7
  363. 12:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 12:33 AM Tosh.0 "P... Power"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  365. 1:06 AM Tosh.0 "Fired for Being Too Hot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 1:40 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  367. 2:10 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  368. 2:38 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 3:38 AM South Park "Britney's New Look"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 4:08 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Group Dates"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 4:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mario Cantone"
    • TV-14  (D)
  372. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Gregg Rogell"
    • TV-14
  381. 9:11 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 10:17 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 10:49 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  384. 11:22 AM South Park "Butters' Very Own Episode"
    • TV-MA
  385. 11:55 AM South Park "Gnomes"
    • TV-MA
  386. 12:28 PM South Park "A History Channel Thanksgiving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  387. 1:01 PM South Park "A Nightmare On FaceTime"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  388. 1:34 PM South Park "Reverse Cowgirl"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  389. 2:07 PM South Park "Cash For Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  390. 2:40 PM South Park "Faith Hilling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 3:10 PM South Park "Jewpacabra"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  392. 3:43 PM South Park "Butterballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  393. 4:16 PM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  394. 4:48 PM South Park "Insecurity"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  395. 5:20 PM South Park "Cartman Finds Love"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  396. 5:50 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  397. 6:19 PM South Park "Gluten Free Ebola"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  398. 6:54 PM South Park "The Cissy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  399. 7:28 PM South Park "Handicar"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  400. Wednesday Night
  401. 8:00 PM South Park "The Magic Bush"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  402. 8:30 PM South Park "Freemium Isn't Free"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  403. 9:00 PM South Park "Grounded Vindaloop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  404. 9:30 PM South Park "C... Magic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  405. 10:00 PM South Park "Rehash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  406. 10:30 PM South Park "Happy Holograms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  407. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  408. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  409. Thursday, September 8
  410. 12:01 AM South Park "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
    • TV-MA
  411. 12:31 AM South Park "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
    • TV-MA
  412. 1:04 AM South Park "Trapper Keeper"
    • TV-MA
  413. 1:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  414. 2:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  415. 2:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  416. 3:35 AM South Park "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
    • TV-MA
  417. 4:05 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin"
    • TV-MA
  418. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Godfrey"
    • TV-14  (S)
  419. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  421. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Howard Kremer"
    • TV-14  (D)
  428. 9:13 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 10:19 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 10:51 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 11:24 AM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  432. 11:57 AM Archer "Blood Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  433. 12:30 PM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 1:03 PM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 1:36 PM Archer "Tragical History"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 2:09 PM Archer "Movie Star"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 2:42 PM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 3:12 PM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  439. 3:45 PM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 4:18 PM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 4:50 PM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 5:22 PM Futurama "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
    • TV-14
  443. 5:52 PM Futurama "2-D Blacktop"
    • TV-14
  444. 6:21 PM Futurama "T.: The Terrestrial"
    • TV-14
  445. 6:55 PM Futurama "Fry and Leela's Big Fling"
    • TV-14
  446. 7:28 PM Futurama "The Inhuman Torch"
    • TV-14
  447. Thursday Night
  448. 8:00 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Breakdancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 8:30 PM Tosh.0 "Monster Energy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Mushroom Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 9:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  452. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  453. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  454. Friday, September 9
  455. 12:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 12:31 AM Tosh.0 "Spoken Word Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 1:04 AM Tosh.0 "S... Rock Climber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 1:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  459. 2:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  460. 2:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  461. 3:35 AM Tosh.0 "Friendly Tackle"
    • TV-14  (L)
  462. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "Memorabilia Auction 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  463. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pat Dixon"
    • TV-14
  464. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  465. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  466. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Otis Lee Crenshaw"
    • TV-PG
  473. 9:32 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 10:38 AM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 11:10 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  476. 11:44 AM Key & Peele "Black Ice News"
    • TV-14  (L)
  477. 12:18 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. 12:51 PM Key & Peele "Soul Food"
    • TV-14  (L)
  479. 1:24 PM Key & Peele "Killer Concept Album"
    • TV-14  (L)
  480. 1:57 PM Key & Peele "Meegan & Andre Break Up"
    • TV-14  (L)
  481. 2:30 PM Key & Peele "Thug English Actor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  482. 3:03 PM Key & Peele "Alien Impostors"
    • TV-14  (L)
  483. 3:38 PM Key & Peele "The Job Interview"
    • TV-14  (L)
  484. 4:12 PM Key & Peele "Non-Stop Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  485. 4:46 PM Key & Peele "P... on the Chainwax"
    • TV-14  (L)
  486. 5:20 PM Futurama "Saturday Morning Fun Pit"
    • TV-14
  487. 5:50 PM Futurama "Calculon 2.0"
    • TV-14
  488. 6:19 PM Futurama "Assie Come Home"
    • TV-14
  489. 6:53 PM Futurama "Leela and the Genestalk"
    • TV-14
  490. 7:27 PM Futurama "Game of Tones"
    • TV-14
  491. Friday Night
  492. 8:00 PM Stand Up to Cancer
    • LIVE
  493. 9:00 PM South Park "Imaginationland: The Trilogy"
    • TV-MA
  494. 10:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  495. Saturday, September 10
  496. 12:00 AM The Half Hour "Aparna Nancherla"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  497. 12:30 AM The Half Hour "Nate Fernald"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)