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  1. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  2. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  3. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  6. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  7. Today
  8. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  9. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  10. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  13. 3:30 AM Monster Blades
  14. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  15. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  16. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  17. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  18. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  19. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  20. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  22. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  27. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  29. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  30. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  31. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  32. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  34. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. Tonight
  36. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  38. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  39. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  43. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  44. Tomorrow
  45. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  46. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  48. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  49. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  50. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  51. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  52. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  53. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  54. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  55. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  57. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  66. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  69. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  70. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  73. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  74. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  75. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  76. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  77. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  80. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  81. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  82. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  83. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  84. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  86. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  87. Saturday, May 7
  88. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  89. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  90. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  91. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  92. 2:04 AM Best Blower Ever!
  93. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  94. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  95. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  96. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  97. 4:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  98. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  99. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  100. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  101. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  102. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  106. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  109. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  111. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  112. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  113. Saturday Night
  114. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  115. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  116. Sunday, May 8
  117. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  119. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  120. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  121. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  125. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  129. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  130. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  134. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  136. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  137. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  138. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  141. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  142. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  144. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  145. Sunday Night
  146. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  148. Monday, May 9
  149. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  154. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  157. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  158. 4:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  159. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  161. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  163. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  165. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  171. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  172. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  173. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  175. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  176. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  177. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  178. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  179. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  180. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  181. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  182. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  183. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  185. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. Monday Night
  187. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  189. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  192. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  194. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  195. Tuesday, May 10
  196. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  197. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  203. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  207. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  208. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  211. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  212. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  213. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  214. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  216. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  217. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  218. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  219. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  220. Tuesday Night
  221. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  222. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  223. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  225. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  226. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  227. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  228. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  229. Wednesday, May 11
  230. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  231. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  232. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  234. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  239. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  244. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  245. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  246. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  250. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  251. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  253. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  255. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  256. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  258. Wednesday Night
  259. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  261. Thursday, May 12
  262. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  263. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  269. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  272. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  274. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  275. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  278. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  279. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  280. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  281. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  283. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  284. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  286. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. Thursday Night
  288. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  291. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  292. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  293. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  294. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  295. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. Friday, May 13
  297. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  298. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  299. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  300. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  301. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  308. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  309. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  311. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  312. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  315. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  316. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  318. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  319. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  320. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  323. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  324. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  327. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  328. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  329. Friday Night
  330. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  331. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  332. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  334. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  335. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  336. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  337. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  338. Saturday, May 14
  339. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  340. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  341. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  342. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  354. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  356. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  361. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  362. Saturday Night
  363. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  364. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  365. Sunday, May 15
  366. 1:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  367. 1:30 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  368. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 8:00 AM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  381. 11:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  382. 1:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  383. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  385. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  388. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  389. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  390. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  391. Sunday Night
  392. 8:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  393. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  394. Monday, May 16
  395. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  408. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  409. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  413. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  414. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  415. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  417. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  418. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  419. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  420. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  422. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  423. 3:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  424. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  426. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Selma's Choice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. Monday Night
  429. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Boy Scoutz N the Hood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  432. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  433. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  434. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  435. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  436. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Skinner's Sense of Snow"
    • TV-PG
  437. Tuesday, May 17
  438. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  439. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  450. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  451. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  455. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  456. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  457. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  458. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  459. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  460. 3:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  461. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  462. Tuesday Night
  463. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  464. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Italian Bob"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  465. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  466. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  467. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  468. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  469. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  470. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  471. Wednesday, May 18
  472. 12:00 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  473. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  474. 1:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  475. 1:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  476. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Disorientation"
    • TV-14
  487. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Storms We Cannot Weather"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  488. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  489. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  490. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  491. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  492. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  493. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  494. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  495. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)