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  1. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Boy Meets Curl"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  2. Today
  3. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  4. 12:31 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  5. 1:02 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  6. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 2:04 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  8. 2:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  9. 3:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  10. 3:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  11. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  12. 4:30 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  13. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  14. 5:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  15. 6:00 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  16. 6:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  17. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend Getaway"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  18. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Wedding Affair"
    • TV-PG
  19. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  22. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  23. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  24. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  25. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  28. 12:30 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. 3:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  31. Tonight
  32. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  34. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  35. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  36. 11:30 PM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  37. Tomorrow
  38. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  39. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  40. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  41. 3:30 AM Business On The Go
  42. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  43. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  44. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  45. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  46. 6:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  47. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Among the Tiles"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  48. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Billionaire"
    • TV-G
  49. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  52. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  54. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  55. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  57. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  59. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  60. 1:30 PM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  61. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  62. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. Tomorrow Night
  64. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror III"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  65. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Rosebud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hungry Hungry Homer"
    • TV-PG
  68. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  69. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Thursdays With Abie"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  70. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Halloween of Horror"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  72. Friday, April 28
  73. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  74. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  75. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  76. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  77. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "There Is Not Currently a Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 2:32 AM You're the Worst "Spooky Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  79. 3:04 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:34 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 4:04 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  82. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  83. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  84. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  85. 6:00 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  86. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  87. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Man Who Said Hello"
    • TV-G
  88. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  89. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  93. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  95. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  98. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  100. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG
  101. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad"
    • TV-14
  102. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bowling for Votes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  103. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Operation Ann"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Dave Returns"
    • TV-14  (L)
  105. 4:00 PM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  106. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "King-Size Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Trouble With Trillions"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  110. Friday Night
  111. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  112. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  113. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moonshine River"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  114. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  116. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Fland Canyon"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  117. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  118. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  119. Saturday, April 29
  120. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  121. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  122. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  123. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  124. 2:04 AM Pressure Cooker
  125. 2:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  126. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  127. 3:30 AM Amazing Abs
  128. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  129. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  130. 5:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  131. 5:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  132. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  133. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  134. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 10:00 AM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  141. 12:00 PM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 2:30 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  143. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. Saturday Night
  145. 8:00 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. Sunday, April 30
  148. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  149. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  150. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  151. 2:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  152. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  155. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  156. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  159. 6:30 AM Marie Osmond's BodyGym
  160. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 9:30 AM 300
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  162. 12:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "When Flanders Failed"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gamer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  167. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  168. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  169. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  170. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  171. 7:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. Sunday Night
  173. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 11:00 PM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  175. Monday, May 1
  176. 1:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  177. 1:30 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  178. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  181. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 4:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  183. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  188. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  189. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  195. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Last Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  197. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  199. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweet Sixteen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  200. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Shake-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Lucky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Live Ammo"
    • TV-14  (L)
  203. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Debate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bus Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:00 PM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  206. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Busted"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Like Father, Like Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  209. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Triple Bypass"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. Monday Night
  211. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Apu"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Comet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Girlie Edition"
    • TV-PG
  216. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  217. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  218. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  219. Tuesday, May 2
  220. 12:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  221. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 4:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  226. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  232. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  233. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ms. Knope Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  239. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soda Tax"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
    • TV-14  (L)
  241. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sex Education"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  243. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. Tuesday Night
  246. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Sleeping With the Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  247. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  248. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  249. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bull-E"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  251. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "To Courier with Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  252. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangerous Curves"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Postcards From the Wedge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  254. Wednesday, May 3
  255. 12:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  256. 12:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 1:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 1:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  259. 2:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  260. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 3:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  262. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 4:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  265. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  274. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Halloween Surprise"
    • TV-14  (L)
  276. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ben's Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  277. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April"
    • TV-PG
  278. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 12:00 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 2:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 5:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  282. 7:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  283. Wednesday Night
  284. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  285. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  288. Thursday, May 4
  289. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  297. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  300. 7:30 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  306. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Two Parties"
    • TV-14  (L)
  307. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage"
    • TV-PG
  308. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann's Decision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response"
    • TV-14  (L)
  310. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  311. 1:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  312. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  313. 5:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  314. Thursday Night
  315. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  316. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  317. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  318. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  319. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  320. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  321. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  322. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  323. Friday, May 5
  324. 12:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 12:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  326. 1:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 1:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  328. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "LCD Soundsystem"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  329. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "A Right Proper Story"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  330. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  337. 6:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  338. 7:00 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  339. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  343. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  345. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  347. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Correspondent's Lunch"
    • TV-14  (L)
  351. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  352. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  354. 3:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  355. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Homer They Fall"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  357. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  358. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Pygmoelian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  359. Friday Night
  360. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  361. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  362. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  364. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  365. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Paths of Glory"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  366. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  367. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Co-Dependent's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  368. Saturday, May 6
  369. 12:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 12:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  371. 1:00 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  372. 1:30 AM Archer "The Handoff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 2:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  375. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 5:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  380. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  382. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  387. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  388. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  389. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  391. 3:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  392. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  393. Saturday Night
  394. 8:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  395. Sunday, May 7
  396. 12:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  397. 2:00 AM Archer "Deadly Prep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  398. 2:30 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  399. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 7:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  408. 9:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  409. 12:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  410. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Sells His Soul"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  412. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  413. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe Letter Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  415. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  417. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Simprovised"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  418. Sunday Night
  419. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  420. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  421. Monday, May 8
  422. 12:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  423. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  434. 7:30 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  435. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  437. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  438. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  439. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  444. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  445. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  446. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  448. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  451. 4:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  452. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Some Enchanted Evening"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  453. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  454. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Defined"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  455. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  456. Monday Night
  457. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Loves Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  458. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  459. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Bad Neighbors"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  460. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  461. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  462. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  463. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
    • TV-PG
  464. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Tall Tales"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  465. Tuesday, May 9
  466. 12:00 AM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  467. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 7:00 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  478. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  479. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  481. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  482. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  483. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  484. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  485. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  486. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  487. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  488. 12:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  489. 2:30 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  490. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  491. Tuesday Night
  492. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "There's Something About Marrying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  493. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  494. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  495. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Debarted"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  496. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  497. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Every Man's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)