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  1. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  2. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Principal and the Pauper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. Last Night
  8. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  9. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  10. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  12. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  13. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  14. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Parent Rap"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  15. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  16. Today
  17. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 2:04 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  22. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  23. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  24. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  25. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  26. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  27. 5:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  28. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  29. 6:00 AM Bald Move
  30. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  31. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  37. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  38. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 11:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  40. 1:00 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 3:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. Tonight
  44. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  45. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  48. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  49. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  51. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  54. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  56. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  57. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  58. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  59. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  60. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  61. 7:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  62. 9:00 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  63. 11:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  64. 1:30 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  65. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  71. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  73. 7:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 9:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  76. 11:30 PM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  77. Monday, August 29
  78. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  80. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  81. 3:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  82. 3:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  83. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  84. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  85. 5:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  86. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  87. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  88. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  89. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  94. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  101. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  103. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  104. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  107. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. Monday Night
  113. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  118. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  119. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  120. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  121. Tuesday, August 30
  122. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  124. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  125. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  127. 4:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  128. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  129. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  130. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  132. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  133. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  134. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  139. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  140. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  143. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. Tuesday Night
  145. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  146. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  147. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  148. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  149. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  151. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  152. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  153. Wednesday, August 31
  154. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  155. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  157. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  158. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  159. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  161. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  163. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  164. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  165. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  166. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  168. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  169. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  170. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  172. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  175. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  176. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  179. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. Wednesday Night
  182. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  183. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  184. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  185. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  186. Thursday, September 1
  187. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  188. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  189. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  190. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  191. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  192. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  193. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  194. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  195. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  197. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  200. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  201. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  204. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  206. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  207. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  209. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  211. Thursday Night
  212. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  216. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  217. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  218. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  220. Friday, September 2
  221. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  222. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  223. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  224. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  225. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  233. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  234. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  235. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  237. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  241. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  242. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  243. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  244. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  246. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  247. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  248. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  249. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  252. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  253. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  254. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  255. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  256. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  257. Friday Night
  258. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  259. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  260. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  261. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  263. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  265. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  266. Saturday, September 3
  267. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  268. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  272. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  273. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  276. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  278. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  280. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  284. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  286. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  287. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  288. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  289. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. Saturday Night
  291. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  292. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  293. Sunday, September 4
  294. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  310. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  311. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  315. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  318. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  319. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  320. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  321. Sunday Night
  322. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  323. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  324. Monday, September 5
  325. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  330. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  336. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  342. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  344. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  345. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  346. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  348. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  349. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  350. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  351. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  352. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  353. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  354. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  355. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  356. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  357. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  358. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  360. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  361. Monday Night
  362. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  363. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  366. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  367. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  368. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  369. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. Tuesday, September 6
  371. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  373. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  374. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  375. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  386. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  387. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  388. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  389. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  390. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  391. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  392. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  394. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  398. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  399. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  400. Tuesday Night
  401. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  402. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  403. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  404. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  405. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  407. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  408. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  409. Wednesday, September 7
  410. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  411. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  412. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  413. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  414. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  417. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  418. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  419. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  420. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  421. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  422. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  423. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  424. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  425. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  426. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  429. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  432. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  433. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  434. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  435. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  436. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  437. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  438. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  439. Wednesday Night
  440. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  441. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  442. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  443. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  444. Thursday, September 8
  445. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  446. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  447. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  450. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  451. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  452. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  453. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  454. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  455. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  456. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  457. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  460. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  461. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  462. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  463. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  464. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  465. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  466. 3:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  467. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  468. Thursday Night
  469. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  470. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  471. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Great"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  472. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  473. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Frying Game"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  474. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  475. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  476. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Coming to Homerica"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  477. Friday, September 9
  478. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  479. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  480. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  481. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  482. 2:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  483. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  489. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  490. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  491. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  493. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  494. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  495. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  496. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  497. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  498. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  499. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  500. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  501. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  502. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  503. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG