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  1. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  3. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  5. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  8. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  9. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  10. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  11. Last Night
  12. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  13. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  14. Today
  15. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  20. 3:30 AM Monster Blades
  21. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  22. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  23. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  24. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  25. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  26. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  27. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  29. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  30. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  32. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  33. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  34. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  38. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  41. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  44. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  46. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  48. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  50. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  51. Tomorrow
  52. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  53. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  54. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  55. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  56. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  57. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  58. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  59. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  60. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  61. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  62. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  64. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  73. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  76. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  77. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  80. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  81. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  82. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  84. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  85. Tomorrow Night
  86. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  87. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  88. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  89. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  90. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  91. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  93. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  94. Saturday, May 7
  95. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  96. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  97. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  98. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  99. 2:04 AM Best Blower Ever!
  100. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  101. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  102. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  103. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  104. 4:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  105. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  106. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  107. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  108. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  109. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  113. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  116. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  118. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  119. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  120. Saturday Night
  121. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  122. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  123. Sunday, May 8
  124. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  125. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  126. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  127. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  128. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  131. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  132. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  136. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  137. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  138. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  141. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  143. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  144. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  148. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  149. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  151. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  152. Sunday Night
  153. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  155. Monday, May 9
  156. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  164. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  165. 4:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  166. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  168. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  170. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  172. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  179. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  182. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  183. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  184. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  185. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  186. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  189. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  192. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. Monday Night
  194. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  198. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  199. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  201. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  202. Tuesday, May 10
  203. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  204. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  210. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  214. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  215. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  220. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  223. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  224. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  225. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  226. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  227. Tuesday Night
  228. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  229. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  230. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  231. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  233. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  234. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  235. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  236. Wednesday, May 11
  237. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  239. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  246. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  251. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  252. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  253. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  257. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  258. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  260. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  262. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  263. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  265. Wednesday Night
  266. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  268. Thursday, May 12
  269. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  270. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  276. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  279. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  281. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  282. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  285. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  286. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  288. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  290. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  291. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  293. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. Thursday Night
  295. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  298. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  300. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  301. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  302. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. Friday, May 13
  304. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  305. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  306. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  307. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  308. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  315. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  316. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  319. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  321. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  322. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  323. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  325. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  326. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  327. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  330. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  331. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  333. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  335. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  336. Friday Night
  337. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  338. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  339. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  341. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  342. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  343. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  344. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  345. Saturday, May 14
  346. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  347. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  348. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  349. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  350. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  361. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  363. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  368. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  369. Saturday Night
  370. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  371. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  372. Sunday, May 15
  373. 1:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  374. 1:30 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 8:00 AM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  388. 11:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  389. 1:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  390. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  393. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  394. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  395. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  396. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  397. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  398. Sunday Night
  399. 8:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  400. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  401. Monday, May 16
  402. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  415. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  416. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  417. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  420. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  421. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  422. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  423. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  424. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  425. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  426. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  427. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  429. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  430. 3:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  431. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  432. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  433. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  434. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Selma's Choice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. Monday Night
  436. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Boy Scoutz N the Hood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  437. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  438. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  439. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  440. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  442. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  443. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Skinner's Sense of Snow"
    • TV-PG
  444. Tuesday, May 17
  445. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  446. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  456. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  457. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  458. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  462. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  463. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  464. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  465. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  466. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  467. 3:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  468. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  469. Tuesday Night
  470. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  471. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Italian Bob"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  472. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  473. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  474. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  475. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  476. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  477. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  478. Wednesday, May 18
  479. 12:00 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  480. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  481. 1:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  482. 1:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  483. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  489. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  490. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  491. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  492. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  493. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Disorientation"
    • TV-14
  494. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Storms We Cannot Weather"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)