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  1. 7:00 PM The Mick "The Snitch"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  2. 7:30 PM The Mick "The Mess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  3. Last Night
  4. 8:00 PM The Mick "The Baggage"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  5. 8:30 PM The Mick "The New Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 9:00 PM The Mick "The Wolf"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  7. 9:30 PM The Mick "The Bully"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  8. 10:00 PM The Mick "The Heater"
    • TV-14  (L)
  9. 10:30 PM The Mick "The Sleepover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 11:00 PM The Mick "The Implant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 11:30 PM The Mick "The Intruder"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  12. Today
  13. 12:00 AM You're the Worst "This Is Just Marketing"
    • TV-MA
  14. 12:33 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  15. 1:06 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  16. 1:36 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  17. 4:06 AM Paid Programming
  18. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  19. 5:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  20. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  21. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  22. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  23. 7:00 AM 13 Going on 30
    • TV-14  (S)
    • PG-13
  24. 9:00 AM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  25. 11:00 AM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  26. 1:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  27. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "All Singing, All Dancing"
    • TV-G
  28. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "New Kids on the Blecch"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  29. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The President Wore Pearls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  30. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  31. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  32. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Yokel Chords"
    • TV-PG
  34. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  35. 7:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  36. Tonight
  37. 9:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  38. 11:00 PM 13 Going on 30
    • TV-14  (S)
    • PG-13
  39. Tomorrow
  40. 1:00 AM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  41. 1:30 AM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  42. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  43. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  45. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  46. 4:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  47. 5:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  48. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  49. 6:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  50. 6:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  51. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  54. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  59. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  62. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  63. 1:00 PM Mom "Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  64. 1:30 PM Mom "Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 2:00 PM Mom "Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:30 PM Mom "Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 3:00 PM Mom "Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM Mom "Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  70. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Some Enchanted Evening"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  71. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Three Men and a Comic Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Kamp Krusty"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  76. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  78. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Skeptic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  80. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Maximum Homerdrive"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother's Little Helper"
    • TV-PG
  82. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  83. Tuesday, September 26
  84. 12:00 AM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  85. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  86. 2:30 AM Money Maker
  87. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  88. 3:30 AM Money Maker
  89. 4:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  90. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  91. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  92. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  93. 6:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  94. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  97. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  100. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  101. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  102. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  104. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  106. 1:00 PM Mom "Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 1:30 PM Mom "Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 2:00 PM Mom "Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 2:30 PM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  110. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. Tuesday Night
  112. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mommie Beerest"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  113. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  114. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  115. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  116. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Simprovised"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  117. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Trust but Clarify"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Papa Don't Leech"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  119. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Drama Queen"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  120. Wednesday, September 27
  121. 12:00 AM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  122. 12:31 AM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  123. 1:02 AM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  124. 1:33 AM Archer "Blood Test"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  125. 2:04 AM LifeLock Protection
  126. 2:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  127. 3:00 AM Star Shower
  128. 3:30 AM Tired of shaving, painful treatments, and expensive salon visits? Try it today! No Hair, No Pain!
  129. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  130. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  131. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  132. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  133. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  134. 6:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  135. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  138. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  141. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  142. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 12:30 PM Mom "Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 1:00 PM Mom "A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 1:30 PM Mom "Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne"
    • TV-14  (L)
  149. 2:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 5:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  151. 7:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. Wednesday Night
  153. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  154. 10:33 PM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  155. 11:06 PM You're the Worst "This Is Just Marketing"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 11:39 PM Mom "Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. Thursday, September 28
  158. 12:09 AM Mom "Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 12:39 AM Mom "Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain"
    • TV-14  (L)
  160. 1:09 AM Mom "Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation"
    • TV-14  (L)
  161. 1:39 AM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  162. 2:12 AM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  163. 2:42 AM Archer "Movie Star"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  165. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  168. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  170. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  171. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  172. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  173. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  179. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  180. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  181. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  183. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  184. 1:00 PM Mom "Terrorists and Gingerbread"
    • TV-14
  185. 1:30 PM Mom "Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb"
    • TV-14
  186. 2:00 PM Mom "Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 2:30 PM Mom "Sawdust and Brisket"
    • TV-14  (L)
  188. 3:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  189. 5:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. Thursday Night
  191. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  192. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge on the Lam"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  196. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  197. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  198. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  199. Friday, September 29
  200. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  201. 12:30 AM Archer "Tragical History"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  202. 1:00 AM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  203. 1:30 AM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  204. 2:00 AM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  205. 2:30 AM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  206. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  211. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  212. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  213. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  214. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  217. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  219. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  223. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  224. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 12:30 PM Mom "A Pirate, Three Frogs and Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 1:00 PM Mom "Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 1:30 PM Mom "Kreplach and a Tiny Tush"
    • TV-14  (L)
  228. 2:00 PM Mom "Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip"
    • TV-14
  229. 2:30 PM Mom "My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 3:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  231. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  232. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  233. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  234. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Fool Monty"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  235. Friday Night
  236. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  237. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Changing of the Guardian"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  238. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  240. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  241. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Pork and Burns"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  242. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Old Yeller Belly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  243. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  244. Saturday, September 30
  245. 12:00 AM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. 12:31 AM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  247. 1:02 AM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  248. 1:33 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  250. 2:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  251. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  252. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  256. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  257. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  263. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  266. 10:30 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  267. 1:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  268. 4:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 7:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  270. Saturday Night
  271. 10:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  272. Sunday, October 1
  273. 1:00 AM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  274. 1:33 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  275. 2:03 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  276. 2:33 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  277. 3:03 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  278. 3:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 4:03 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Star Shower
  285. 7:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  286. 9:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  287. 12:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  289. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  290. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gamer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  291. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Drama Queen"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  292. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Gone Maggie Gone"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  293. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  294. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Book Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  295. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  296. 7:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  297. Sunday Night
  298. 9:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  299. 11:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  300. Monday, October 2
  301. 1:30 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  302. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  305. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  310. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  320. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  321. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  322. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  323. 12:30 PM Mom "My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 1:00 PM Mom "Quaaludes and Crackerjack"
    • TV-14  (L)
  325. 1:30 PM Mom "Cinderella and a Drunk Macgyver"
    • TV-14  (L)
  326. 2:00 PM Mom "Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side"
    • TV-14  (L)
  327. 2:30 PM Mom "Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken"
    • TV-14  (L)
  328. 3:00 PM Mom "Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 3:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  330. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  331. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  332. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  333. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. Monday Night
  335. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  336. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Nothing"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "A Milhouse Divided"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  340. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  341. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  342. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  343. Tuesday, October 3
  344. 12:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gets Racist"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  345. 12:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Wants an Abortion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 1:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Underage Drinking: A National Concern"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  347. 1:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Has Cancer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  348. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  353. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  361. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  366. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  368. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  369. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  370. 1:00 PM Mom "Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 1:30 PM Mom "Caperberries and a Glass Eye"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 2:00 PM Mom "Beast Mode and Old People Kissing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  373. 2:30 PM Mom "A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle"
    • TV-14  (L)
  374. 3:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  375. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  376. Tuesday Night
  377. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  378. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Crook and Ladder"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  380. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  381. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Cue Detective"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  382. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Havana Wild Weekend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  383. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  384. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  385. Wednesday, October 4
  386. 12:00 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  387. 12:30 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  388. 1:00 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  389. 1:30 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  390. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  403. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  404. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  405. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  406. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  408. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  410. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 12:30 PM Mom "Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake"
    • TV-14
  412. 1:00 PM Mom "Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 1:30 PM Mom "Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden"
    • TV-14  (L)
  414. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  415. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  416. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  417. Wednesday Night
  418. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "There's Always a Back Door"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  419. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "There's Always a Back Door"
    • TV-MA
  420. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  421. 11:30 PM Mom "High-Tops and Brown Jacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  422. Thursday, October 5
  423. 12:00 AM Mom "Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 12:30 AM Mom "Sparkling Water & Ba-Dinkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 1:00 AM Mom "Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 1:30 AM You're the Worst "There's Always a Back Door"
    • TV-MA
  427. 2:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Gun Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  428. 2:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Finds a Dead Guy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  429. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  438. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  443. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  444. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  445. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  446. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  447. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 12:30 PM Mom "Blow and a Free McMuffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 1:00 PM Mom "Xanax and a Baby Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 1:30 PM Mom "Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 2:00 PM Mom "Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 2:30 PM Mom "A Safe Word and a Rib Eye"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 3:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  454. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  455. Thursday Night
  456. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pygmoelian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  457. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  458. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  459. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  460. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Whopper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  461. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  462. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  463. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  464. Friday, October 6
  465. 12:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Gets Molested"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  466. 12:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Gets Crippled"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  467. 1:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Goes Jihad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  468. 1:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gives Back"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  469. 2:00 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  470. 2:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  471. 3:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  472. 3:30 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  473. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  478. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  479. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan and Her Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  482. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)