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  1. 5:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the C Student"
    • TV-PG
  5. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  6. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bonfire of the Manatees"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  7. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  8. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Squirt and the Whale"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  9. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  10. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. Today
  12. 12:00 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  13. 12:30 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 1:00 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  15. 1:30 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  21. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  22. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  23. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  24. 6:00 AM Bald Move
  25. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  26. 7:00 AM Mad About You "My Boyfriend's Back"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  27. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  28. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  32. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  33. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  38. 3:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  39. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Nothing"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  40. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  42. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. Tonight
  44. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blue and the Gray"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  45. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  47. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Labor Pains"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  49. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  51. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 12:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  54. 12:31 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  55. 1:02 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  56. 1:33 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  57. 2:04 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  58. 2:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  59. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  60. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  61. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  63. 5:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  64. 5:30 AM Sexy Cooking
  65. 6:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  66. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  67. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  71. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  72. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  75. 11:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  76. 1:30 PM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  77. 4:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. 6:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Tomorrow Night
  80. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. Sunday, October 2
  83. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  84. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  85. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L)
  86. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  88. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  89. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  90. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  91. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  92. 6:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  93. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  94. 9:30 AM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. 12:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 2:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  98. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  99. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  100. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns' Heir"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  102. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  103. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  104. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  105. Sunday Night
  106. 8:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  107. 10:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  108. Monday, October 3
  109. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  110. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  111. 1:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  112. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  114. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 3:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  116. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  118. 5:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  119. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  120. 6:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  121. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  122. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:30 AM Mad About You "New Sleep-Walking PLUS"
    • TV-14  (D)
  124. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  128. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  129. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  130. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  133. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  135. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  136. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  137. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  138. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  139. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  143. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  144. Monday Night
  145. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Springfield Connection"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  148. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Canine Mutiny"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  150. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  151. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  152. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  153. Tuesday, October 4
  154. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  155. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  156. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  157. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  158. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  159. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  160. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  161. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  162. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Parking Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  169. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  171. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  172. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  173. 1:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 3:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  175. 5:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  176. Tuesday Night
  177. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  178. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  180. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Let's Go Fly a Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  182. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Every Man's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  184. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Stealing First Base"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  185. Wednesday, October 5
  186. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  188. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  189. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  190. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  191. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 3:00 AM Star Shower
  193. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  195. 4:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  196. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  197. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  198. 6:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  199. 6:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  200. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Good, the Bad, and the Not-So-Appealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 7:30 AM Mad About You "I Don't See It"
    • TV-14  (L)
  202. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  206. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  207. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  208. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  210. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  211. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 3:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  215. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  216. Wednesday Night
  217. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  218. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  219. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 11:13 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  221. 11:47 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  222. Thursday, October 6
  223. 2:17 AM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  224. 2:51 AM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 3:21 AM Paid Programming
  226. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  229. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  231. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  232. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  233. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Yoko Said"
    • TV-14  (L)
  234. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Angel for Murray"
    • TV-PG
  235. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  240. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  241. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  242. 11:30 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 1:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  244. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  245. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  246. Thursday Night
  247. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  248. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  250. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  251. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  252. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Donnie Fatso"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  254. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  255. Friday, October 7
  256. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  257. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  258. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  259. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  260. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 4:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  265. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  268. 6:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  269. 6:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  270. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Couple"
    • TV-14  (D)
  271. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Ovulation Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  276. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  277. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  278. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  280. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  282. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  283. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  286. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  287. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  288. 4:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  289. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  290. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  292. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "HOMR"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  293. Friday Night
  294. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  296. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  297. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  299. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Cue Detective"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  300. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  301. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Baby Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  302. Saturday, October 8
  303. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  304. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  305. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  306. 1:33 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  307. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  308. 2:30 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  309. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  310. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 5:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  314. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  315. 6:00 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  316. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  321. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  322. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  323. 10:00 AM The Brothers Solomon
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  324. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  325. 2:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  326. 4:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  328. Saturday Night
  329. 8:00 PM Devil's Due
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  330. 10:00 PM Devil's Due
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  331. Sunday, October 9
  332. 12:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  333. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  344. 7:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 8:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  346. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  347. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 2:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  349. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  350. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  352. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  353. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Moonshine River"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  355. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa With an 'S'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  357. Sunday Night
  358. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  359. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  360. Monday, October 10
  361. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  362. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  367. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Get Back"
    • TV-14
  373. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Dream Weaver"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  374. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  382. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  383. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  384. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  386. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  387. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  388. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  390. 4:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  391. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. Monday Night
  396. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Inner Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart of Darkness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  399. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  400. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  401. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  402. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  403. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Day of the Jackanapes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  404. Tuesday, October 11
  405. 12:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  406. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Hot and Cold"
    • TV-14  (D)
  417. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  419. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  423. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  424. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  425. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  426. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 12:30 PM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  428. 4:00 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  429. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  430. Tuesday Night
  431. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Don't Fear the Roofer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  432. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "We're on the Road to D'Ohwhere"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  433. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  434. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mathlete's Feat"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  436. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Puffless"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  438. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  439. Wednesday, October 12
  440. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  441. 12:30 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  442. 1:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  443. 1:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  444. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Everybody Hates Me"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  455. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Do Me a Favor"
    • TV-G
  456. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  458. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  459. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  460. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  462. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  463. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  464. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  465. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  466. 2:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  467. 4:30 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  468. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  469. Wednesday Night
  470. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "The Only Thing That Helps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  471. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  472. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "The Only Thing That Helps"
    • TV-MA
  473. 11:30 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  474. Thursday, October 13
  475. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Only Thing That Helps"
    • TV-MA
  476. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Little Girl in the Big Ten"
    • TV-PG
  477. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  478. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  479. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  481. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  483. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Glue People"
    • TV-PG
  486. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Sample"
    • TV-14  (D)
  487. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  488. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  489. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  490. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  491. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  493. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  494. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  495. 12:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  496. 2:30 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  497. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13