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1. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Mother, May I?"
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2. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "The March"
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3. 6:00 AM Montel Williams
4. 6:30 AM Sexy Abs
5. 7:00 AM Cindy Crawford Reveals Secret to Ageless Beauty
6. 7:30 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
7. 8:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Remember the Alimony"
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8. 8:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Dear Sally Rogers"
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9. 9:00 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Wants New Furniture"
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10. 9:30 AM I Love Lucy "The Camping Trip"
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11. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Helen Have Their Day"
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12. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Three Wishes for Opie"
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13. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Otis Sues the County"
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14. 11:30 AM Gunsmoke "Lynott"
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15. 12:40 PM Gunsmoke "Lijah"
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16. 1:50 PM Gunsmoke "Trafton"
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17. 3:00 PM Bonanza "The Legacy"
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18. 4:00 PM Bonanza "Hoss and the Leprechauns"
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19. 5:09 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
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20. 5:46 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
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21. 6:23 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
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22. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "Flying Sauces"
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23. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble"
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24. Last Night
25. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Two Girls and a Rhino"
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26. 8:30 PM The Exes "Three Men and a Maybe"
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27. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Divorce"
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28. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Wallpaper"
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29. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meant to Be"
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30. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet Cemetery"
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31. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
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32. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
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33. Today
34. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Ticker Treat"
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35. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
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36. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "Yes, We Have No Havanas"
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37. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"
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38. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "The One That Got Away"
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39. 3:00 AM That '70s Show "Sparks"
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40. 3:30 AM That '70s Show "My Wife"
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41. 4:00 AM Roseanne "An Officer and a Gentleman"
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42. 4:30 AM Roseanne "Born to Be Wild"
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43. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Theo's Flight"
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44. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "Vanessa's Rich"
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45. 6:00 AM Nopalea with Cheryl Tiegs
46. 6:30 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
47. 7:00 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
48. 7:30 AM Say No to Pain
49. 8:00 AM Retired at 35 "Poker Face"
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50. 8:30 AM Retired at 35 "The Dates"
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51. 9:00 AM Happily Divorced "A Kiss Is Just a Kiss"
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52. 9:30 AM Happily Divorced "Torn Between Two Lovetts"
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53. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Fife, Realtor"
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54. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Goober Takes a Car Apart"
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55. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rehabilitation of Otis"
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56. 11:30 AM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
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57. 12:40 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
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58. 1:50 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
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59. 3:00 PM Bonanza "The Prime of Life"
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60. 4:00 PM Bonanza "The Lila Conrad Story"
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61. 5:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
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62. 5:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
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63. 6:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
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64. 6:32 PM Home Improvement "Reach Out and Teach Someone"
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65. 7:05 PM Home Improvement "Yule Better Watch Out"
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66. 7:43 PM The Golden Girls "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"
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67. Tonight
68. 8:21 PM The Golden Girls "The One That Got Away"
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69. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Author"
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70. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Walk to the Door"
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71. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Young Girl"
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72. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fighting In-Laws"
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73. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Ticker Treat"
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74. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
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75. Tomorrow
76. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
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77. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
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78. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "Yokel Hero"
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79. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "Bang the Drum, Stanley"
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80. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"
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81. 3:00 AM That '70s Show "Going Mobile"
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82. 3:30 AM That '70s Show "The Seeker"
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83. 4:00 AM Roseanne "Hair"
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84. 4:30 AM Roseanne "I'm Hungry"
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85. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Denise Gets a `D'"
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86. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "A Girl and Her Dog"
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87. 6:00 AM The Golden Girls "Yokel Hero"
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88. 6:36 AM The Golden Girls "Bang the Drum, Stanley"
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89. 7:12 AM The Golden Girls "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"
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90. 7:48 AM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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91. 8:24 AM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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92. 9:00 AM The Golden Girls "Scared Straight"
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93. 9:30 AM The Golden Girls "Stan Takes a Wife"
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94. 10:00 AM The Cosby Show "Denise Gets a `D'"
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95. 10:36 AM The Cosby Show "A Girl and Her Dog"
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96. 11:12 AM The Cosby Show "War Stories"
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97. 11:48 AM The Cosby Show "Cliff in Charge"
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98. 12:24 PM The Cosby Show "Monster Man Huxtable"
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99. 1:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "My Johnny Lies Over the Ocean"
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100. 2:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "Murder Takes the Bus"
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101. 3:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "School for Scandal"
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102. 4:00 PM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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103. 4:30 PM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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104. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "Scared Straight"
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105. 5:38 PM The Golden Girls "Stan Takes a Wife"
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106. 6:16 PM The Golden Girls "The Auction"
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107. 6:54 PM Hot in Cleveland "Elka's Choice"
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108. 7:27 PM Hot in Cleveland "Happy Fat"
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109. Tomorrow Night
110. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "One Thing or a Mother"
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111. 8:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Two Girls and a Rhino"
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112. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sneeze"
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113. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Christmas Present"
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114. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "What Good Are You?"
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115. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Super Bowl"
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116. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
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117. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
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118. Sunday, May 26
119. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
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120. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
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121. 1:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Journal"
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122. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
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123. 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fairies"
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124. 3:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Stefania Arrives"
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125. 3:32 AM That '70s Show "Time Is on My Side"
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126. 4:05 AM That '70s Show "Let's Spend the Night Together"
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127. 4:43 AM The Cosby Show "Rudy Spends the Night"
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128. 5:21 AM The Cosby Show "War Stories"
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129. 6:00 AM The Cosby Show "Cliff in Charge"
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130. 6:36 AM The Cosby Show "Monster Man Huxtable"
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131. 7:12 AM The Cosby Show "Say Hello to a Good Buy"
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132. 7:48 AM The Cosby Show "Denise Gets an Opinion"
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133. 8:24 AM The Cosby Show "Calling Dr. Huxtable"
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134. 9:00 AM The Cosby Show "You Only Hurt the One You Love"
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135. 9:30 AM The Cosby Show "Rudy Spends the Night"
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136. 10:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "Blow Outs"
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137. 10:30 AM Hot in Cleveland "That Changes Everything"
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138. 11:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "A Midwinter Night's Sex Comedy"
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139. 11:30 AM Hot in Cleveland "Method Man"
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140. 12:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "GILFS"
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141. 12:36 PM Hot in Cleveland "A Box Full of Puppies"
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142. 1:12 PM Hot in Cleveland "Cleveland Fantasy Con"
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143. 1:48 PM Hot in Cleveland "Magic Diet Candy"
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144. 2:24 PM Hot in Cleveland "Extras"
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145. 3:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "The Conversation"
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146. 3:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "The Anger Games"
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147. 4:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Fast and Furious"
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148. 4:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "What Now, My Love?"
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149. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Auction"
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150. 5:38 PM The Golden Girls "Blind Date"
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151. 6:16 PM The Golden Girls "Impotence of Being Ernest"
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152. 6:54 PM The Golden Girls "Love Me Tender"
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153. 7:27 PM The Golden Girls "Valentine's Day"
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154. Sunday Night
155. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Two Rode Together"
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156. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls "You Gotta Have Hope"
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157. 9:00 PM The Golden Girls "Fiddler on the Ropes"
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158. 9:30 PM The Golden Girls "'Till Death Do Us Volley"
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159. 10:00 PM The Golden Girls "Blind Date"
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160. 10:30 PM The Golden Girls "Impotence of Being Ernest"
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161. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "Love Me Tender"
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162. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
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163. Monday, May 27
164. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
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165. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
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166. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
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167. 1:32 AM That '70s Show "Time Is on My Side"
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168. 2:05 AM That '70s Show "Let's Spend the Night Together"
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169. 2:43 AM That '70s Show "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
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170. 3:21 AM That '70s Show "Beast of Burden"
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171. 4:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "Opening Night"
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172. 5:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "Seinfeld"
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173. 6:00 AM Cancer: Winning the Fight, Every Day
174. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford Reveals Secret to Ageless Beauty
175. 7:00 AM Say No to Pain
176. 7:30 AM Montel Williams
177. 8:00 AM M*A*S*H "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
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178. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
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179. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
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180. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
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181. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "The General Flipped at Dawn"
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182. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
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183. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
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184. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Private Charles Lamb"
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185. 2:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Novocaine Mutiny"
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186. 3:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Sigmund"
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187. 3:30 PM M*A*S*H "Movie Tonight"
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188. 4:00 PM M*A*S*H "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
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189. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "Forever Jung"
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190. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Up Your Alley"
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191. Monday Night
192. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Love Is Blind"
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193. 8:30 PM The Exes "What Women Want"
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194. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Humm Vac"
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195. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Canister"
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196. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Net Worth"
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197. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Let's Fix Robert"
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198. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
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199. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
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200. Tuesday, May 28
201. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
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202. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
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203. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "Valentine's Day"
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204. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "Two Rode Together"
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205. 2:38 AM The Golden Girls "You Gotta Have Hope"
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206. 3:16 AM That '70s Show "It's Only Rock 'n' Roll"
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207. 3:54 AM Roseanne "All of Me"
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208. 4:27 AM Roseanne "To Tell the Truth"
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209. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Cliff's 50th Birthday"
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210. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "I Know That You Know"
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211. 6:00 AM Health Forum with Dorothy Spalding
212. 6:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
213. 7:00 AM Fat Loss for Food Lovers
214. 7:30 AM Montel Williams
215. 8:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Buddy Sorrell -- Man and Boy"
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216. 8:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Bad Reception in Albany"
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217. 9:00 AM I Love Lucy "Ricky and Fred Are TV Fans"
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218. 9:30 AM I Love Lucy "Never Do Business With Friends"
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219. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Lucky Letter"
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220. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Goober and the Art of Love"
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221. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Runs for Sheriff"
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222. 11:30 AM Gunsmoke "Drago"
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223. 12:40 PM Gunsmoke "No Tomorrow"
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224. 1:50 PM Gunsmoke "Hidalgo"
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225. 3:00 PM Bonanza "The Ponderosa Matador"
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226. 4:00 PM Bonanza "My Son, My Son"
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227. 5:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
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228. 5:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
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229. 6:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
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230. 6:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
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231. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "Jill's Birthday"
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232. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Luck Be a Taylor Tonight"
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233. Tuesday Night
234. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Life With Lucci"
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235. 8:30 PM The Exes "Cool Hand Lutz"
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236. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Say Uncle"
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237. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Separation"
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238. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Paints the House"
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239. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's Birth"
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240. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
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241. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
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242. Wednesday, May 29
243. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
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244. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
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245. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "You Gotta Have Hope"
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246. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "Fiddler on the Ropes"
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247. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "'Till Death Do Us Volley"
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248. 3:00 AM That '70s Show "Rip This Joint"
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249. 3:30 AM That '70s Show "Mother's Little Helper"
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250. 4:00 AM Roseanne "Fender Bender"
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251. 4:30 AM Roseanne "April Fool's Day"
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252. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "The Andalusian Flu"
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253. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "Bald and Beautiful"
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254. 6:00 AM Deep Clean at 1/2 the price!
255. 6:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
256. 7:00 AM Say No to Pain
257. 7:30 AM Montel Williams
258. 8:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Talk to the Snail"
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259. 8:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "A Day in the Life of Alan Brady"
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260. 9:00 AM I Love Lucy "Ricky's `Life' Story"
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261. 9:30 AM I Love Lucy "The Girls Go Into Business"
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262. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "If I Had a Quarter-Million"
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263. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "TV or Not TV"
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264. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Guest in the House"
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265. 11:30 AM Gunsmoke "Tara"
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266. 12:40 PM Gunsmoke "One for the Road"
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267. 1:50 PM Gunsmoke "The Predators"
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268. 3:00 PM Bonanza "Alias Joe Cartwright"
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269. 4:00 PM Bonanza "Gentleman From New Orleans"
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270. 5:00 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
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271. 5:30 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
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272. 6:00 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
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273. 6:30 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
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274. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "What About Bob?"
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275. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
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276. Wednesday Night
277. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "I'm With the Band"
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278. 8:30 PM The Exes "Baby Mama"
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279. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Angry Family"
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280. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "No Roll"
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281. 10:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Rubber Ball"
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282. 10:30 PM The Exes "Lethal Weapons"
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283. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
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284. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
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285. Thursday, May 30
286. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
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287. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
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288. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "'Till Death Do Us Volley"
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289. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "High Anxiety"
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290. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "Little Sister"
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291. 3:00 AM That '70s Show "Angie"
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292. 3:32 AM That '70s Show "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
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293. 4:05 AM Roseanne "Fathers and Daughters"
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294. 4:43 AM Roseanne "Happy Birthday"
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295. 5:21 AM The Cosby Show "Planning Parenthood"
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296. 6:00 AM Montel Williams
297. 6:30 AM Sexy Abs
298. 7:00 AM New Sheer Cover Studio mineral makeup
299. 7:30 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
300. 8:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc."
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301. 8:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "The Man From My Uncle"
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302. 9:00 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress"
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303. 9:30 AM I Love Lucy "Equal Rights"
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304. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Case of the Punch in the Nose"
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305. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Newspaper"
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306. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau"
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307. 11:30 AM Gunsmoke "Yankton"
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308. 12:40 PM Gunsmoke "Blindman's Bluff"
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309. 1:50 PM Gunsmoke "Alias Festus Haggin"
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310. 3:00 PM Bonanza "The Cheating Game"
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311. 4:06 PM Bonanza "Bullet for a Bride"
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312. 5:21 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
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313. 6:00 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
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314. 6:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
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315. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "Unchained Malady"
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316. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor"
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317. Thursday Night
318. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Hot & Heavy"
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319. 8:30 PM The Exes "Shall We Dance"
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320. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Odd Man Out"
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321. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Ring"
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322. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Sculpture"
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323. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Goes Downstairs"
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324. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
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325. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
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326. Friday, May 31
327. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
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328. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
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329. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "Little Sister"
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330. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Choice"
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331. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "Rites of Spring"
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332. 3:00 AM That '70s Show "Surprise, Surprise"
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333. 3:30 AM That '70s Show "Winter"
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334. 4:00 AM Roseanne "The Test"
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335. 4:30 AM Roseanne "Friends and Relatives"
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336. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Hillman"
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337. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "Call of the Wild"
     • TV-G
338. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
339. 6:30 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
340. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
341. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
342. 8:00 AM Retired at 35 "Hit It and Quit It"
     • TV-PG
343. 8:30 AM Retired at 35 "Gate Gate"
     • TV-PG
344. 9:00 AM Happily Divorced "Adventure Man"
     • TV-PG
345. 9:30 AM Happily Divorced "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place"
     • TV-PG
346. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Luck of Newton Monroe"
     • TV-G
347. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie Flunks Arithmetic"
     • TV-G
348. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Carnival"
     • TV-G
349. 11:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Banjo-Playing Deputy"
     • TV-G
350. 12:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Wedding"
     • TV-G
351. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "The River"
     • TV-G
352. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "The River"
     • TV-G
353. 3:00 PM Bonanza "King of the Mountain"
     • TV-PG
354. 4:00 PM Bonanza "Love Me Not"
     • TV-PG
355. 5:09 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
     • TV-PG
356. 5:46 PM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
     • TV-PG
357. 6:23 PM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
     • TV-PG
358. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "A Battle of Wheels"
     • TV-G
359. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Al's Fair in Love and War"
     • TV-G
360. Friday Night
361. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Choice"
     • TV-PG
362. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls "Rites of Spring"
     • TV-PG
363. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jealous Robert"
     • TV-PG
364. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "It's Supposed to Be Fun"
     • TV-PG
365. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Older Women"
     • TV-PG
366. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Raybert"
     • TV-PG
367. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
     • TV-PG
368. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
     • TV-PG
369. Saturday, June 1
370. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Shrink Wrap"
     • TV-PG
371. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Eddie Money"
     • TV-PG
372. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "Foreign Exchange"
     • TV-PG
373. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "We're Outta Here"
     • TV-PG
374. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "We're Outta Here"
     • TV-PG (L)
375. 3:00 AM That '70s Show "Don't Lie to Me"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
376. 3:30 AM That '70s Show "Can't You Hear Me Knocking"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
377. 4:00 AM Roseanne "Like a Virgin"
     • TV-PG
378. 4:30 AM Roseanne "Like, a New Job"
     • TV-G
379. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Theogate"
     • TV-G
380. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "It Ain't Easy Being Green"
     • TV-G
381. 6:00 AM The Golden Girls "Foreign Exchange"
     • TV-PG
382. 6:36 AM The Golden Girls "We're Outta Here"
     • TV-PG
383. 7:12 AM The Golden Girls "We're Outta Here"
     • TV-PG (L)
384. 7:48 AM The Golden Girls "Sick and Tired"
     • TV-PG
385. 8:24 AM The Golden Girls "Sick and Tired"
     • TV-PG
386. 9:00 AM The Golden Girls "Accurate Conception"
     • TV-PG
387. 9:30 AM The Golden Girls "Rose Fights Back"
     • TV-PG
388. 10:00 AM Look Who's Talking
     • TV-PG
     • PG-13
389. 12:30 PM The Cosby Show "Theogate"
     • TV-G
390. 1:00 PM The Cosby Show "It Ain't Easy Being Green"
     • TV-G
391. 1:30 PM The Cosby Show "Cliff's Mistake"
     • TV-G
392. 2:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "A Lady in the Lake"
     • TV-PG
393. 3:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "Dead Heat"
     • TV-PG
394. 4:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "Keep the Home Fries Burning"
     • TV-PG
395. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "Sick and Tired"
     • TV-PG
396. 5:30 PM The Golden Girls "Sick and Tired"
     • TV-PG
397. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls "Accurate Conception"
     • TV-PG
398. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls "Rose Fights Back"
     • TV-PG
399. 7:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Love Is Blind"
     • TV-PG
400. 7:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "I'm With the Band"
     • TV-PG (D)
401. Saturday Night
402. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Hot & Heavy"
     • TV-PG
403. 8:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Rubber Ball"
     • TV-PG
404. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
     • TV-PG
405. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Season's Greetings"
     • TV-PG
406. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tissues"
     • TV-PG
407. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Snow Day"
     • TV-PG
408. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cookies"
     • TV-PG
409. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Shrink Wrap"
     • TV-PG
410. Sunday, June 2
411. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Eddie Money"
     • TV-PG
412. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Two Thirty"
     • TV-PG
413. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
     • TV-PG
414. 1:32 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lucky Suit"
     • TV-PG
415. 2:05 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Skit"
     • TV-PG
416. 2:43 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Breakup Tape"
     • TV-PG
417. 3:21 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Talk to Your Daughter"
     • TV-PG
418. 4:00 AM That '70s Show "Street Fighting Man"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
419. 4:30 AM That '70s Show "It's All Over Now"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
420. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Cliff's Mistake"
     • TV-G
421. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "Shakespeare"
     • TV-G
422. 6:00 AM The Cosby Show "That's Not What I Said"
     • TV-G
423. 6:36 AM The Cosby Show "Autumn Gifts"
     • TV-G
424. 7:12 AM The Cosby Show "Looking Back"
     • TV-G
425. 7:48 AM The Cosby Show "Looking Back"
     • TV-G
426. 8:24 AM The Cosby Show "Where's Rudy?"
     • TV-G
427. 9:00 AM The Cosby Show "Shakespeare"
     • TV-G
428. 9:30 AM The Cosby Show "That's Not What I Said"
     • TV-G
429. 10:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "Lost Loves"
     • TV-PG (L)
430. 10:30 AM Hot in Cleveland "Tangled Web"
     • TV-PG (D)
431. 11:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "Cruel Shoes"
     • TV-PG (D)
432. 11:30 AM Hot in Cleveland "Bye George, I Think He's Got It!"
     • TV-PG
433. 12:00 PM Roseanne "Good-bye Mr. Right"
     • TV-G
434. 12:36 PM Roseanne "Becky, Beds and Boys"
     • TV-G
435. 1:12 PM Roseanne "Trick or Treat"
     • TV-PG
436. 1:48 PM Roseanne "PMS, I Love You"
     • TV-PG
437. 2:24 PM Roseanne "Bird Is the Word"
     • TV-G
438. 3:00 PM Roseanne "Confessions"
     • TV-G
439. 3:30 PM Roseanne "The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father"
     • TV-G
440. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Good-bye Mr. Right"
     • TV-G
441. 4:30 PM Roseanne "Becky, Beds and Boys"
     • TV-G
442. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "Love Under the Big Top"
     • TV-PG
443. 5:30 PM The Golden Girls "Dancing in the Dark"
     • TV-PG
444. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls "Not Another Monday"
     • TV-PG
445. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls "That Old Feeling"
     • TV-PG
446. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "Comedy of Errors"
     • TV-PG
447. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls "All That Jazz"
     • TV-PG
448. Sunday Night
449. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Ebb Tide"
     • TV-PG
450. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"
     • TV-PG
451. 9:00 PM The Golden Girls "Mary Has a Little Lamb"
     • TV-PG
452. 9:30 PM The Golden Girls "Love Under the Big Top"
     • TV-PG
453. 10:00 PM The Golden Girls "Dancing in the Dark"
     • TV-PG
454. 10:30 PM The Golden Girls "Not Another Monday"
     • TV-PG
455. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "That Old Feeling"
     • TV-PG
456. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Two Thirty"
     • TV-PG
457. Monday, June 3
458. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
     • TV-PG
459. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
     • TV-PG
460. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
     • TV-PG
461. 1:32 AM That '70s Show "Street Fighting Man"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
462. 2:05 AM That '70s Show "It's All Over Now"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
463. 2:43 AM That '70s Show "On With the Show"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
464. 3:21 AM That '70s Show "Down the Road Apiece"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
465. 4:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Pants Tent"
     • TV-PG
466. 4:30 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "Ted & Mary"
     • TV-PG
467. 5:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "Porno Gil"
     • TV-14
468. 5:30 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Bracelet"
     • TV-PG
469. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
470. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
471. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
472. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
473. 8:00 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
474. 8:30 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
475. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
476. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
477. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
478. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
479. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
480. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
481. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
482. 12:38 PM Gunsmoke "Bohannan"
     • TV-G
483. 1:49 PM Gunsmoke "Judgment"
     • TV-G
484. 3:00 PM Bonanza "The Pure Truth"
     • TV-PG
485. 4:00 PM Bonanza "No Less a Man"
     • TV-PG
486. 5:00 PM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
487. 5:30 PM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
488. 6:00 PM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
489. 6:30 PM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
490. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "Stereo-Typical"
     • TV-G
491. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Read My Hips"
     • TV-G
492. Monday Night
493. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "The Gateway Friend"
     • TV-PG
494. 8:30 PM The Exes "Three Men and a Maybe"
     • TV-PG (D)
495. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Vote for Debra"
     • TV-PG
496. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Call Me Mom"
     • TV-PG
497. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
     • TV-PG
498. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
     • TV-PG
499. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
     • TV-PG
500. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
     • TV-PG
501. Tuesday, June 4
502. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
     • TV-PG
503. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
     • TV-PG
504. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "Comedy of Errors"
     • TV-PG
505. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "All That Jazz"
     • TV-PG
506. 2:36 AM The Golden Girls "Ebb Tide"
     • TV-PG
507. 3:12 AM That '70s Show "Oh Baby (We Got a Good Thing Goin')"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
508. 3:49 AM Roseanne "Trick or Treat"
     • TV-PG
509. 4:21 AM Roseanne "PMS, I Love You"
     • TV-PG
510. 4:54 AM The Cosby Show "Autumn Gifts"
     • TV-G
511. 5:27 AM The Cosby Show "Where's Rudy?"
     • TV-G
512. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
513. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
514. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
515. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
516. 8:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "You Ought to Be in Pictures"
     • TV-G
517. 8:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Love Thy Other Neighbor"
     • TV-G
518. 9:00 AM I Love Lucy "Baby Pictures"
     • TV-G
519. 9:30 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Tells the Truth"
     • TV-G
520. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The New Housekeeper"
     • TV-G
521. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Manhunt"
     • TV-G
522. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Guitar Player"
     • TV-G
523. 11:30 AM Gunsmoke "The Drummer"
     • TV-G
524. 12:40 PM Gunsmoke "Sarah"
     • TV-G
525. 1:50 PM Gunsmoke "The Fugitives"
     • TV-G
526. 3:00 PM Bonanza "Return to Honor"
     • TV-PG
527. 4:00 PM Bonanza "The Saga of Muley Jones"
     • TV-PG
528. 5:09 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
     • TV-PG
529. 5:46 PM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
     • TV-PG
530. 6:23 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
     • TV-PG
531. 7:00 PM Home Improvement "Groin Pains"
     • TV-G
532. 7:30 PM Home Improvement "Rites & Wrongs of Passage"
     • TV-G
533. Tuesday Night
534. 8:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Some Like It Hot"
     • TV-PG (L)
535. 8:30 PM The Exes "How Holly Got Her Groove Back"
     • TV-PG (D)
536. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Mother's Day"
     • TV-PG
537. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bigger Person"
     • TV-PG
538. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Time"
     • TV-PG
539. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Cult"
     • TV-PG
540. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
     • TV-PG
541. 11:36 PM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
     • TV-PG
542. Wednesday, June 5
543. 12:12 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
     • TV-PG
544. 12:48 AM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
     • TV-PG
545. 1:24 AM The Golden Girls "Ebb Tide"
     • TV-PG
546. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "Have Yourself a Very Little Christmas"
     • TV-PG
547. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "Mary Has a Little Lamb"
     • TV-PG
548. 3:00 AM That '70s Show "Who's Been Sleeping Here"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
549. 3:30 AM That '70s Show "Gimme Shelter"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
550. 4:00 AM Roseanne "Bird Is the Word"
     • TV-G
551. 4:30 AM Roseanne "Dream Lover"
     • TV-G
552. 5:00 AM The Cosby Show "Looking Back"
     • TV-G
553. 5:30 AM The Cosby Show "Looking Back"
     • TV-G
554. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
555. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
556. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
557. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
558. 8:00 AM Murder, She Wrote
     • TV-PG
559. 9:00 AM Happily Divorced
     • TV-PG
560. 9:30 AM The Soul Man
     • TV-PG
561. 10:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show
     • TV-G
562. 10:30 AM I Love Lucy
     • TV-G
563. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show
     • TV-G
564. 11:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show
     • TV-G
565. 12:00 PM Gunsmoke
     • TV-G
566. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke
     • TV-G
567. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke
     • TV-G
568. 3:00 PM Bonanza
     • TV-PG
569. 4:00 PM Bonanza
     • TV-PG
570. 5:00 PM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
571. 5:30 PM M*A*S*H
     • TV-PG
572. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
573. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
574. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
575. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
576. Wednesday Night
577. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
578. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
579. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
     • TV-PG
580. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond
     • TV-PG
581. 10:00 PM Hot in Cleveland
     • TV-PG
582. 10:30 PM The Soul Man
     • TV-PG
583. 11:00 PM The King of Queens
     • TV-PG
584. 11:30 PM The King of Queens
     • TV-PG
585. Thursday, June 6
586. 12:00 AM The King of Queens
     • TV-PG
587. 12:30 AM The King of Queens
     • TV-PG
588. 1:00 AM Hot in Cleveland
     • TV-PG
589. 1:30 AM The Exes
     • TV-PG
590. 2:00 AM The Soul Man
     • TV-PG
591. 2:30 AM That '70s Show
     • TV-PG
592. 3:00 AM That '70s Show
     • TV-PG
593. 3:30 AM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
594. 4:00 AM The Golden Girls
     • TV-PG
595. 4:30 AM Roseanne
     • TV-G