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1. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Club Jerry"
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2. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
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3. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "Jeff, Yvette & Tyrese Help a Family off the Streets"
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4. 1:00 PM Best Reverse Mortgage!
5. 1:30 PM Joint Pain Relief In Just 7 Days!
6. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "The Secrets in Our Family Need to Be Exposed Today!"
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7. 3:00 PM Maury "I Slept With Both of You the Same Night ... Who's My Baby's Dad?"
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8. 4:00 PM Judge Judy "Disappearing Saxophone; Party Bus Fight!; Careful What You Text!"
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9. 4:30 PM Judge Judy "Family Repo Flight; Bird Lady"
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10. 5:00 PM The People's Court "The Repairman Ruined My iPod!"
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11. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puerto Rican Day"
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12. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
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13. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
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14. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
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15. Last Night
16. 8:00 PM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
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17. 8:30 PM The Goodwin Games "Pilot"
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18. 9:00 PM New Girl "Cabin"
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19. 9:30 PM The Mindy Project "Danny Castellano Is My Gynecologist"
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20. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
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21. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
22. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
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23. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Leap Day"
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24. Today
25. 12:00 AM Excused
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26. 12:30 AM Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Alabama, Glen Campbell
27. 1:00 AM Made in America
28. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
29. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Black Light Attack!"
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30. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Revenge Makeover"
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31. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
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32. 3:30 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
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33. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "The Buck Stops Here"
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34. 4:30 AM Hip Hop Abs
35. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
36. 5:30 AM DermaWand
37. 6:00 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
38. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis"
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39. 7:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
40. 7:30 AM Teen Kids News
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41. 8:00 AM New Math, New Mind
42. 8:30 AM Healthy Meals in Minutes!
43. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
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44. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
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45. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Online Tranny Trap"
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46. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
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47. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "Abandoned Ship: Survivors of the Costa Concordia Shipwreck Share Their Harrowing Story"
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48. 1:00 PM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
49. 1:30 PM New Weight Loss Solutions for 2013
50. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Scarred for Life ... My Black-Market Surgery Almost Killed Me!"
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51. 3:00 PM Maury "I Know You Cheated on Me With Your Brother ... Test Them Both!"
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52. 4:00 PM Judge Judy "Jealous Ex?; Time to Grow Up!"
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53. 4:30 PM Judge Judy "Start-Up Failure; Popcorn Stuck in a Child's Ear!"
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54. 5:00 PM The People's Court "A Bouncer Behind Bars"
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55. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
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56. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
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57. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
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58. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
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59. Tonight
60. 8:00 PM So You Think You Can Dance "Auditions No. 2"
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61. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
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62. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
63. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
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64. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky"
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65. Tomorrow
66. 12:00 AM Excused
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67. 12:30 AM Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, George Jones
68. 1:00 AM Joint Pain Relief In Just 7 Days!
69. 1:30 AM Made in America
70. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Winter Madness"
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71. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "I Love What You Do for Me"
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72. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
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73. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
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74. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "I Don't Want to Wait ..."
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75. 4:30 AM The Perfect Yard
76. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
77. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
78. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
79. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest"
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80. 7:00 AM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
81. 7:30 AM Career Day
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82. 8:00 AM Say No to Botox
83. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
84. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
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85. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
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86. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Women Want Me"
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87. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
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88. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "On to the Next Adventure! The Jeff Probst Show Finale"
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89. 1:00 PM Hair Styling Secrets
90. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "I Saw a Picture of You Cheating ... Is That My Baby?"
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91. 3:00 PM Maury "You're a Gold Digger ... My Man Is Not Your Baby's Father!"
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92. 4:00 PM Judge Judy "Family Bonds; Furious Father/Deceased Mother"
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93. 4:30 PM Judge Judy "Emergency Vet Bills; Furniture Fallout"
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94. 5:00 PM The People's Court "Landscaping Litigation"
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95. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
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96. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa Goes Gaga"
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97. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
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98. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
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99. Tomorrow Night
100. 8:00 PM MasterChef "Auditions No. 1; Auditions No. 2"
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101. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
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102. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
103. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
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104. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Standards and Practices"
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105. Thursday, May 23
106. 12:00 AM Excused
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107. 12:30 AM Gaither Homecoming
108. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
109. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
110. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Verna"
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111. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Scream"
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112. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
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113. 3:30 AM Friends "The Last One"
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114. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Peggy Makes the Big Leagues"
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115. 4:30 AM Ten Minute Workout
116. 5:00 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
117. 5:30 AM Experience Younger Looking Skin in Under 90 Seconds With Youthology
118. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
119. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Mac's Banging the Waitress"
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120. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
121. 7:30 AM Think Big "Getting Around"
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122. 8:00 AM Joint Pain Relief In Just 7 Days!
123. 8:30 AM Reverse Memory Loss
124. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
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125. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
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126. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Kiss Her Goodbye"
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127. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
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128. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "From Medical Student to Britain's Next Big Star!"
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129. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
130. 1:30 PM New Weight Loss Solutions for 2013
131. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "After the Threesome ... Is My Husband Her Baby's Dad?"
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132. 3:00 PM Maury "Our Mom's Husband Is Half Her Age ... We'll Prove He Cheats!"
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133. 4:00 PM Judge Judy "Restraining Order; Bachelor Pad"
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134. 4:30 PM Judge Judy "Pit Bull Breeding Bungle; Drunk Driving Ex-Boyfriend?"
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135. 5:00 PM The People's Court "I Paid $100 to Borrow Your Car, and You Dissed Me"
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136. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
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137. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Ned 'n' Edna's Blend"
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138. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
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139. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
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140. Thursday Night
141. 8:00 PM Hell's Kitchen "8 Chefs Compete"
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142. 9:00 PM Does Someone Have to Go? "VMS, Part 1"
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143. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
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144. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
145. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
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146. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "St. Patrick's Day"
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147. Friday, May 24
148. 12:00 AM Excused
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149. 12:30 AM Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Alabama, Glen Campbell
150. 1:00 AM Portable Cooktop
151. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
152. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Anna Howard Shaw Day"
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153. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Get Smarter"
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154. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
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155. 3:30 AM Friends "The Last One"
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156. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "When Cotton Comes Marching Home"
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157. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
158. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
159. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
160. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
161. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Paddy's Pub: The Worst Bar in Philadelphia"
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162. 7:00 AM Dr. Perricone's Sub D
163. 7:30 AM Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World "Magic and Mystery"
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164. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
165. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
166. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
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167. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
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168. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Past Guests: Called Out and Cold-Cocked"
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169. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
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170. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "Valerie Harper on Secrets to Looking and Feeling Young, and Rhoda!"
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171. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
172. 1:30 PM The Perfect Yard
173. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Is My Sister Having an Affair With the Man I Love?"
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174. 3:00 PM Maury "DNA Will Prove You Got Me and My Sister Pregnant"
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175. 4:00 PM Judge Judy "No Good Deed!; Landlord Tenant Showdown"
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176. 4:30 PM Judge Judy "DJ Payback; Stepfather Sues Teen Stepdaughter"
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177. 5:00 PM The People's Court "Interior Decorator Disaster"
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178. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
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179. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Stealing First Base"
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180. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
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181. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
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182. Friday Night
183. 8:00 PM Bones "The Tiger in the Tale"
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184. 9:00 PM Brain Games: Blow Your Mind
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185. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
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186. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
187. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
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188. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Grandmentor"
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189. Saturday, May 25
190. 12:00 AM Excused
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191. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
192. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
193. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
194. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Future Husband"
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195. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Pilot"
     • TV-PG (L)
196. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
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197. 3:30 AM Friends "Pilot"
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198. 4:00 AM Chicago
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199. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
200. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
201. 7:00 AM Live Life and Win! "Money Matters; Beating the Odds; Teen Entrepreneur"
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202. 7:30 AM Wild America "Wild Wings"
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203. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
204. 8:30 AM Say No to Botox
205. 9:00 AM Arthritis pain?
206. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
207. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
208. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
209. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
210. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
211. 12:00 PM Dr. Ordon's Secret!
212. 12:30 PM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
213. 1:00 PM 30 Rock "Up All Night"
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214. 1:30 PM 30 Rock "The C Word"
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215. 2:00 PM UEFA Champions League Soccer "Final: Borussia Dortmund vs. FC Bayern Munich"
     • LIVE
216. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
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217. 5:30 PM Cold Case "Who's Your Daddy?"
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218. 6:30 PM MLB Player Poll
219. 7:00 PM MLB Baseball "Atlanta Braves at New York Mets"
     • LIVE
220. Saturday Night
221. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
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222. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
223. 11:00 PM Hell's Kitchen "9 Chefs Compete"
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224. Sunday, May 26
225. 12:00 AM Ben and Kate "Bake Off"
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226. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
227. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
228. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
229. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
230. 2:30 AM Say No to Botox
231. 3:00 AM Hair Styling Secrets
232. 4:00 AM Swordfish
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233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
235. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
236. 7:30 AM Victory Living
237. 8:00 AM Made in America
238. 8:30 AM Key of David
239. 9:00 AM FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
240. 10:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
241. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
242. 11:00 AM Burn Notice "The Hunter"
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243. 12:00 PM Judge Judy
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244. 12:30 PM Judge Judy
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245. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
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246. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
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247. 2:00 PM Gothika
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248. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
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249. 4:30 PM Judge Joe Brown
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250. 5:00 PM Judge Joe Brown
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251. 5:30 PM NASCAR Racing "Sprint Cup: Coca-Cola 600"
     • LIVE
252. Sunday Night
253. 10:30 PM Fox First at Ten
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254. 11:05 PM Paid Programming
255. 11:30 PM Paid Programming
256. Monday, May 27
257. 12:00 AM Paid Programming
258. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
259. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
260. 1:30 AM Ring of Honor Wrestling
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261. 2:30 AM The RightSide With Armstrong Williams
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262. 3:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Snakes on a Date"
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263. 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie"
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264. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "What Makes Bobby Run?"
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265. 4:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Great Recession"
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266. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
267. 5:30 AM Health Forum with Dorothy Spalding
268. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
269. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life"
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270. 7:00 AM Victory Living
271. 7:30 AM DragonFlyTV "Earth Explorations"
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272. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
273. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
274. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
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275. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
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276. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "I'm Addicted to Stripper Sex"
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277. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
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278. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "Let's Make a Deal"
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279. 1:00 PM Juice and Lose!
280. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Life-Changing Results ... I'm Back for My 4th DNA Test"
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281. 3:00 PM Maury
     • NEW
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282. 4:00 PM Judge Judy
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283. 4:30 PM Judge Judy
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284. 5:00 PM The People's Court
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285. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
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286. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
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287. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
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288. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
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289. Monday Night
290. 8:00 PM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
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291. 8:30 PM The Goodwin Games "Welcome Home, Goodwins"
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292. 9:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
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293. 9:30 PM The Mindy Project "Bunk Bed"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
294. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
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295. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
296. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
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297. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Kidnapped by Danger"
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298. Tuesday, May 28
299. 12:00 AM Excused
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300. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
301. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
302. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
303. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Don Geiss, America and Hope"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
304. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Supertramp"
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305. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
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306. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
     • TV-PG
307. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Chasing Bobby"
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308. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
309. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
310. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
311. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
312. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
313. 7:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
314. 7:30 AM Teen Kids News
     • NEW
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315. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
316. 8:30 AM Say No to Botox
317. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
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318. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
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319. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Springer Turns 21!"
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320. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
     • TV-PG
321. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "Dumped by Text by Bigamist Husband"
     • TV-14
322. 1:00 PM Fat Loss for Food Lovers
323. 1:30 PM Health Forum with Dorothy Spalding
324. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show
     • NEW
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325. 3:00 PM Maury "Is My Man Washing Cars for Sex? Test Him!"
     • TV-14
326. 4:00 PM Judge Judy
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327. 4:30 PM Judge Judy
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328. 5:00 PM The People's Court
     • NEW
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329. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
     • TV-PG
330. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Chief of Hearts"
     • TV-PG
331. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
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332. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
333. Tuesday Night
334. 8:00 PM So You Think You Can Dance "Auditions No. 3"
     • NEW
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335. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
     • NEW
336. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
337. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
     • TV-PG (D)
338. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "The Shower Principle"
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339. Wednesday, May 29
340. 12:00 AM Excused
     • TV-14
341. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
342. 1:00 AM Made in America
343. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
344. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Floyd"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
345. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Open Water"
     • TV-PG (D)
346. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Cop"
     • TV-PG (D)
347. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
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348. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Yankee Hankie"
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349. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
350. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
351. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
352. 6:00 AM Made in America
353. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
354. 7:00 AM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
355. 7:30 AM Career Day
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356. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
357. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
358. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
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359. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
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360. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Sisters Square Off"
     • TV-14
361. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
     • TV-PG
362. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "Love After Death Row"
     • TV-14
363. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
364. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
365. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "My Mom Walks Around Half Naked ... Give Her a Makeunder!"
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366. 3:00 PM Maury "You Cheated With My Best Friend Harry ... Who's Your Baby's Dad?"
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367. 4:00 PM Judge Judy
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368. 4:30 PM Judge Judy
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369. 5:00 PM The People's Court
     • NEW
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370. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
     • TV-PG
371. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed"
     • TV-PG
372. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
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373. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
     • TV-PG
374. Wednesday Night
375. 8:00 PM MasterChef "Top 19 Revealed/Top 19 Compete"
     • NEW
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376. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
     • NEW
377. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
378. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
     • TV-PG
379. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Nothing Left to Lose"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
380. Thursday, May 30
381. 12:00 AM Excused
     • TV-14
382. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
383. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
384. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
385. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter"
     • TV-14 (L)
386. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
387. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
388. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
     • TV-PG
389. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"
     • TV-PG
390. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
391. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
392. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
393. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
394. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gets Extreme: Home Makeover Edition"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
395. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
396. 7:30 AM Think Big "Bells and Whistles"
     • TV-G
397. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
398. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
399. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG
400. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG
401. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "Lesbian Hot Tub Party"
     • TV-14
402. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
     • TV-PG
403. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "Lisa Ling; The Millionaire Addicted to Shopping"
     • TV-14
404. 1:00 PM Optimum Health Secrets
405. 1:30 PM Arthritis pain?
406. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "You Ran Away While You Were Pregnant ... Is That My Baby?"
     • TV-14
407. 3:00 PM Maury
     • NEW
     • TV-14
408. 4:00 PM Judge Judy
     • TV-PG
409. 4:30 PM Judge Judy
     • TV-PG
410. 5:00 PM The People's Court
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
411. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
     • TV-PG (D)
412. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Bob Next Door"
     • TV-PG
413. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
414. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
415. Thursday Night
416. 8:00 PM Hell's Kitchen "7 Chefs Compete"
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
417. 9:00 PM Does Someone Have to Go? "VMS, Part 2"
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
418. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
     • NEW
419. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
420. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
     • TV-PG (L)
421. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Meet the Woggels!"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
422. Friday, May 31
423. 12:00 AM Excused
     • TV-14
424. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
425. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
426. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
427. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Khonani"
     • TV-14 (D)
428. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "I'll Show You Mine"
     • TV-PG (D)
429. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
     • TV-PG
430. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
     • TV-PG
431. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Now Who's the Dummy?"
     • TV-PG
432. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
433. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
434. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
435. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
436. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Goes Jihad"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
437. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
438. 7:30 AM Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World "Discover LA"
     • TV-G
439. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
440. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
441. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG
442. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG
443. 10:00 AM Jerry Springer "My Dad Is Marrying My BFF"
     • TV-14
444. 11:00 AM Judge Mathis
     • TV-PG
445. 12:00 PM The Jeff Probst Show "The Mother Who Couldn't Remember Her Kids"
     • TV-14
446. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
447. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
448. 2:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Is My Lesbian Lover Cheating on Me With a Man?"
     • TV-14
449. 3:00 PM Maury "I'm Praying My Brother Is Not My Baby's Father!"
     • TV-14
450. 4:00 PM Judge Judy
     • TV-PG
451. 4:30 PM Judge Judy
     • TV-PG
452. 5:00 PM The People's Court
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
453. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
     • TV-PG (S)
454. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "To Surveil, With Love"
     • TV-PG
455. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
456. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
457. Friday Night
458. 8:00 PM Bones "The Method in the Madness"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
459. 9:00 PM The Following "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
460. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
     • NEW
461. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
462. 11:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
     • TV-PG
463. 11:30 PM 30 Rock "Murphy Brown Lied to Us"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
464. Saturday, June 1
465. 12:00 AM Excused
     • TV-14
466. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
467. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
468. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
469. 2:00 AM 30 Rock "Argus"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
470. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Other F Word"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
471. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
     • TV-PG
472. 3:30 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
     • TV-14 (S)
473. 4:00 AM Honey I Shrunk the Kids
     • PG
474. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
475. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
476. 7:00 AM Live Life and Win! "Special Olympics Star; Urban Cowboys; Finding the Fabulous"
     • TV-G
477. 7:30 AM Wild America "All-American Animals"
     • TV-G
478. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
479. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
480. 9:00 AM Reverse Memory Loss
481. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
482. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
483. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
484. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
485. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
486. 12:00 PM Cold Case "Sleepover"
     • TV-14
487. 1:00 PM 30 Rock "The Fighting Irish"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
488. 1:30 PM 30 Rock "Fireworks"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
489. 2:00 PM Burn Notice "Pilot"
     • TV-PG (D,L,V)
490. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
     • TV-PG (D,S)
491. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Book"
     • TV-PG (D)
492. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
     • TV-PG (S)
493. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
     • TV-PG
494. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
495. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
     • TV-14 (D)
496. 6:00 PM Paid Programming
497. 6:30 PM MLB Player Poll
498. 7:00 PM MLB Baseball
     • LIVE
499. Saturday Night
500. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
     • NEW
501. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
502. 11:00 PM Hell's Kitchen "8 Chefs Compete"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
503. Sunday, June 2
504. 12:00 AM The Goodwin Games "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
505. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
506. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
507. 1:30 AM Paid Programming
508. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
509. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
510. 3:00 AM Juice and Lose!
511. 4:00 AM The Jungle Book 2
     • G
512. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
513. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
514. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
515. 7:30 AM Victory Living
516. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
517. 8:30 AM Key of David
518. 9:00 AM FOX News Sunday With Chris Wallace
519. 10:00 AM Make Your Floors New Again
520. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
521. 11:00 AM Burn Notice "Shot in the Dark"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
522. 12:00 PM Judge Judy
     • TV-PG
523. 12:30 PM NASCAR Racing "Sprint Cup: FedEx 400"
     • LIVE
524. 4:30 PM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG
525. 5:00 PM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG
526. 5:30 PM Judge Judy
     • TV-PG
527. 6:00 PM Paid Programming
528. 6:30 PM Paid Programming
529. 7:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
530. 7:30 PM American Dad "Can I Be Frank With You?"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
531. Sunday Night
532. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
     • TV-PG (D,V)
533. 8:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Belchies"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
534. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
535. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Friends Without Benefits"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
536. 10:00 PM Fox First at Ten
     • NEW
537. 10:45 PM Sports Extra
538. 11:00 PM Paid Programming
539. 11:30 PM Paid Programming
540. Monday, June 3
541. 12:00 AM Paid Programming
542. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
543. 1:00 AM Paid Programming
544. 1:30 AM Ring of Honor Wrestling
     • TV-PG
545. 2:30 AM The RightSide With Armstrong Williams
     • TV-PG
546. 3:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Bahamian Rhapsody"
     • TV-14 (D)
547. 3:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Burning Love"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
548. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Ho Yeah!"
     • TV-PG
549. 4:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
550. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
551. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
552. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
553. 6:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
554. 7:00 AM Victory Living
555. 7:30 AM DragonFlyTV
     • TV-G
556. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
557. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
558. 9:00 AM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG
559. 9:30 AM Judge Joe Brown
     • TV-PG