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  1. 3:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  2. 4:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  3. 4:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  4. 5:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 5:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  6. 6:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 6:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  8. 7:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 7:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. Last Night
  11. 8:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 8:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 9:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 9:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 10:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 10:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 11:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  18. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. Today
  20. 12:00 AM Bellator MMA Live
    • NEW
  21. 2:15 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  22. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 3:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. 4:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 5:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 5:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 6:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  30. 6:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:00 AM CMA Awards - Live!
  32. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  33. 8:00 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  34. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 9:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  36. 9:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  37. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  38. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  39. 11:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  40. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  41. 12:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. Tonight
  53. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 11:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 2:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  62. 4:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 5:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 5:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  68. 7:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  69. 8:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  70. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  71. 9:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  72. 9:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  73. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  74. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  75. 11:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  76. 11:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  77. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  78. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  79. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  80. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  81. 2:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  82. 4:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  83. Tomorrow Night
  84. 8:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  85. 11:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  86. Monday, December 18
  87. 3:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  88. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  89. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  90. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  91. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  92. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  93. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  94. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  95. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  97. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  98. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  99. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  100. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  101. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  102. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  103. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  104. 2:30 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  105. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. Monday Night
  112. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  115. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  117. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  118. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  119. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  120. Tuesday, December 19
  121. 12:00 AM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 1:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 2:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 3:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. 3:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 4:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 5:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  134. 6:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  135. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  136. 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  137. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  138. 8:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  139. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  140. 9:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  141. 10:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  142. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  143. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  144. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  145. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  146. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  147. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  148. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  149. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  150. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. Tuesday Night
  158. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. Wednesday, December 20
  167. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 1:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 3:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 5:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  172. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  173. 7:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  174. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 9:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  177. 9:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  178. 10:00 AM Battling Balding
  179. 10:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  180. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  181. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  183. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  185. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  186. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  187. 2:30 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  188. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. Wednesday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 9:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  198. 10:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  200. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  201. 11:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  202. Thursday, December 21
  203. 12:00 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  204. 3:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  205. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  207. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  210. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  211. 8:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  212. 9:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  213. 9:30 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  214. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  215. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  217. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  219. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  220. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  221. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  222. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  223. 2:30 PM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  224. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. Thursday Night
  229. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  232. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  233. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  234. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  235. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  236. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  237. Friday, December 22
  238. 12:00 AM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  239. 4:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  240. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  241. 6:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  242. 7:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  243. 7:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  244. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  245. 8:30 AM New Larry King Special Bulletin: Is Your Credit In Crisis
  246. 9:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  247. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 10:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  249. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  250. 11:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  251. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  253. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  254. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  255. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  256. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  257. 2:30 PM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  258. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. Friday Night
  264. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  267. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  268. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  270. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  271. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  272. Saturday, December 23
  273. 12:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  274. 3:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  275. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  276. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 7:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  278. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  279. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 9:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  283. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  284. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 11:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  286. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 12:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  288. 3:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  289. 6:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  290. Saturday Night
  291. 8:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. 11:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  293. Sunday, December 24
  294. 1:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 4:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  296. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  298. 8:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  299. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  300. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 10:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  303. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  307. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  308. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  309. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  310. 2:00 PM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  311. 6:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. Sunday Night
  313. 8:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 11:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Monday, December 25
  316. 1:00 AM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 4:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. 6:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  319. 6:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  320. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  322. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  323. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  325. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  326. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  327. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  329. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  331. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  332. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  333. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  334. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  335. 2:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  336. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. Monday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  344. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  345. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  347. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  348. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  349. Tuesday, December 26
  350. 12:00 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  351. 3:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  352. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  354. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  355. 8:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  356. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  357. 9:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  358. 10:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  359. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  363. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  364. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  365. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  366. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  367. 2:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. Tuesday Night
  375. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  378. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  379. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  380. 10:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  381. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  382. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  383. Wednesday, December 27
  384. 12:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. 2:30 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  386. 5:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. 5:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 6:00 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Portland, OR; Spokane, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  389. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  390. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  391. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 9:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  396. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 11:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  399. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  401. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  402. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Hotlips and Empty Arms"
    • TV-PG
  403. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Officers Only"
    • TV-PG
  404. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry in Love"
    • TV-PG
  405. 2:30 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  406. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. Wednesday Night
  413. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 9:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  416. 9:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  417. 10:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  418. 10:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  419. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 11:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Got High"
    • TV-PG
  421. Thursday, December 28
  422. 12:00 AM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  423. 2:30 AM The Departed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  424. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  425. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  426. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 8:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  430. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 10:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  433. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "For Want of a Boot"
    • TV-PG
  437. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Operation Noselift"
    • TV-PG
  438. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Chosen People"
    • TV-PG
  439. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  440. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Crisis"
    • TV-PG
  441. 2:30 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  442. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. Thursday Night
  448. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 9:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  451. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  452. 10:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  453. 10:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  454. 11:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  455. 11:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  456. Friday, December 29
  457. 12:00 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  458. 3:00 AM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  459. 5:00 AM Cops "Back to Broward Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  460. 5:30 AM Cops "Evidence? What Evidence? No. 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  461. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  462. 6:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  463. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  464. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 8:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  467. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 11:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  472. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "George"
    • TV-PG
  474. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Mail Call"
    • TV-PG
  475. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "A Smattering of Intelligence"
    • TV-PG
  476. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The General Flipped at Dawn"
    • TV-PG
  477. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Rainbow Bridge"
    • TV-PG
  478. 2:30 PM The Matrix
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R