TV Land (Pacific)

1. 7:00 PM Bonanza "Twilight Town"
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2. Last Night
3. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
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4. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
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5. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
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6. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
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7. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Adventures in Fine Dining"
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8. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Off Sides"
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9. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "Letter to Gorbachev"
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10. 11:30 PM The Golden Girls "Strange Bedfellows"
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11. Today
12. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sex Talk"
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13. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Will"
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14. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sister"
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15. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cousin Gerard"
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16. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Separation Anxiety"
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17. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Inner Tube"
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18. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Departure Time"
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19. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
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20. 4:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra's Workout"
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21. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "No Thanks"
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22. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "I'm a Boy"
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23. 6:00 AM That '70s Show "Young Man Blues"
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24. 6:30 AM That '70s Show "A Legal Matter"
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25. 7:00 AM The Golden Girls "Brotherly Love"
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26. 7:30 AM The Golden Girls "A Visit From Little Sven"
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27. 8:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Audit"
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28. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls "Three on a Couch"
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29. 9:00 AM The Golden Girls "Charlie's Buddy"
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30. 9:36 AM The Golden Girls "The Artist"
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31. 10:12 AM The Golden Girls "Brotherly Love"
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32. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "A Visit From Little Sven"
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33. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "The Audit"
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34. 12:00 PM The Cosby Show "Vanessa's Bad Grade"
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35. 12:30 PM The Cosby Show "Theo and Cockroach"
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36. 1:00 PM The Cosby Show "The Dentist"
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37. 1:36 PM The Cosby Show "Play It Again Russell"
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38. 2:12 PM The Cosby Show "A Touch of Wonder"
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39. 2:48 PM The Cosby Show "Full House"
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40. 3:24 PM The Cosby Show "Close to Home"
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41. 4:00 PM The Cosby Show "An Early Spring"
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42. 4:30 PM The Cosby Show "Theo's Holiday"
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43. 5:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "Death Stalks the Big Top"
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44. 6:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "Death Stalks the Big Top"
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45. 7:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "The Days Dwindle Down"
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46. Tonight
47. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Three on a Couch"
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48. 8:38 PM The Golden Girls "Charlie's Buddy"
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49. 9:16 PM The Golden Girls "The Artist"
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50. 9:54 PM Hot in Cleveland "Beards"
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51. 10:27 PM Hot in Cleveland "Funeral Crashers"
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52. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Love Is Blind"
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53. 11:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Life With Lucci"
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54. Tomorrow
55. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Left Back"
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56. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Christmas Picture"
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57. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "What's With Robert?"
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58. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Bully on the Bus"
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59. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Departure Time"
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60. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Swim Neighbors"
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61. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
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62. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
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63. 4:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Prodigal Son"
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64. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Rodeo"
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65. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "I Can See for Miles"
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66. 6:00 AM That '70s Show "Sally Simpson"
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67. 6:32 AM That '70s Show "Won't Get Fooled Again"
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68. 7:05 AM Roseanne "Sweet Dreams"
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69. 7:43 AM Roseanne "Dear Mom and Dad"
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70. 8:21 AM Roseanne "Let's Call It Quits"
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71. 9:00 AM The Cosby Show "Full House"
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72. 9:36 AM The Cosby Show "Close to Home"
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73. 10:12 AM The Cosby Show "An Early Spring"
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74. 10:48 AM The Cosby Show "Theo's Holiday"
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75. 11:24 AM The Cosby Show "The Card Game"
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76. 12:00 PM The Cosby Show "Off to the Races"
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77. 12:30 PM The Cosby Show "Denise's Decision"
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78. 1:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Method Man"
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79. 1:36 PM Hot in Cleveland "GILFS"
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80. 2:12 PM Hot in Cleveland "A Box Full of Puppies"
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81. 2:48 PM Hot in Cleveland "Cleveland Fantasy Con"
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82. 3:24 PM Roseanne "Inherit the Wind"
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83. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Little Sister"
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84. 4:30 PM Roseanne "Guilt by Disassociation"
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85. 5:00 PM Roseanne "Somebody Stole My Gal"
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86. 5:36 PM Roseanne "House of Grown-Ups"
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87. 6:12 PM Roseanne "Five of a Kind"
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88. 6:48 PM Roseanne "BOO!"
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89. 7:24 PM Roseanne "Sweet Dreams"
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90. Tomorrow Night
91. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche's Little Girl"
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92. 8:38 PM The Golden Girls "Dorothy's New Friend"
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93. 9:16 PM The Golden Girls "Grab That Dough"
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94. 9:54 PM The Golden Girls "My Brother, My Father"
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95. 10:27 PM The Golden Girls "And Ma Makes Three"
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96. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "Larceny and Old Lace"
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97. 11:30 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche's Little Girl"
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98. Monday, May 20
99. 12:00 AM The Golden Girls "You Gotta Have Hope"
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100. 12:30 AM The Golden Girls "Old Friends"
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101. 1:00 AM The Golden Girls "Bringing Up Baby"
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102. 1:30 AM The Golden Girls "A Little Romance"
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103. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
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104. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
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105. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
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106. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
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107. 4:00 AM That '70s Show "Baby Don't You Do It"
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108. 4:32 AM That '70s Show "Who Are You?"
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109. 5:05 AM That '70s Show "A Man With Money"
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110. 5:43 AM That '70s Show "Happy Jack"
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111. 6:21 AM That '70s Show "Do You Think It's Alright?"
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112. 7:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "The End"
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113. 8:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Black Swan"
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114. 8:30 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "Officer Krupke"
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115. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
116. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
117. 10:00 AM Say No to Pain
118. 10:30 AM Montel Williams
119. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Welcome to Korea"
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120. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H "Welcome to Korea"
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121. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bug Out"
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122. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Bug Out"
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123. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H: 30th Anniversary Reunion Special
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124. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Pike"
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125. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Pike"
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126. 5:00 PM Bonanza "A Toy Soldier"
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127. 6:00 PM Bonanza "A Question of Strength"
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128. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Comrades in Arms"
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129. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "Comrades in Arms"
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130. Monday Night
131. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H: 30th Anniversary Reunion Special
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132. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Wild Kingdom"
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133. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Mow Better Blues"
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134. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Elka's Choice"
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135. 11:30 PM The Exes "Analyze Them"
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136. Tuesday, May 21
137. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Tenth Anniversary"
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138. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Hackidu"
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139. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra Makes Something Good"
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140. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie and Frank's New Friends"
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141. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
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142. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
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143. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
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144. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Walk, Man"
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145. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "Golden Moments"
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146. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Golden Moments"
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147. 5:38 AM The Golden Girls "Rose's Big Adventure"
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148. 6:16 AM That '70s Show "Substitute"
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149. 6:54 AM Roseanne "We Gather Together"
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150. 7:27 AM Roseanne "Brain-Dead Poets' Society"
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151. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "Bring 'Em Back Alive"
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152. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "Food for Thought"
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153. 9:00 AM Nopalea with Cheryl Tiegs
154. 9:30 AM Say No to Pain
155. 10:00 AM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
156. 10:30 AM Montel Williams
157. 11:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "I Do Not Choose to Run"
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158. 11:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "The Making of a Councilman"
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159. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Indian Show"
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160. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy's Last Birthday"
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161. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Man in the Middle"
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162. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney's Uniform"
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163. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Fortune"
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164. 2:30 PM Gunsmoke "Phoenix"
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165. 3:40 PM Gunsmoke "Waste"
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166. 4:50 PM Gunsmoke "Waste"
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167. 6:00 PM Bonanza "Calamity Over the Comstock"
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168. 7:06 PM Bonanza "Journey Remembered"
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169. Tuesday Night
170. 8:21 PM M*A*S*H "Margaret's Marriage"
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171. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Fade Out, Fade In"
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172. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Fade Out, Fade In"
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173. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Satellite on a Hot Tim's Roof"
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174. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Nothing More Than Feelings"
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175. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Happy Fat"
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176. 11:30 PM The Exes "How Holly Got Her Groove Back"
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177. Wednesday, May 22
178. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Alone Time"
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179. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Someone's Cranky"
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180. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Bad Moon Rising"
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181. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Confronting the Attacker"
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182. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
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183. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Walk, Man"
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184. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Friender Bender"
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185. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Mean Streak"
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186. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "Rose's Big Adventure"
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187. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Mixed Blessing"
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188. 5:38 AM The Golden Girls "Mister Terrific"
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189. 6:16 AM That '70s Show "Squeeze Box"
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190. 6:54 AM Roseanne "Lobocop"
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191. 7:27 AM Roseanne "No Talking"
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192. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "Golden Anniversary"
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193. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "Man Talk"
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194. 9:00 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
195. 9:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
196. 10:00 AM Say No to Pain
197. 10:30 AM Montel Williams
198. 11:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "The Curse of the Petrie People"
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199. 11:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart"
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200. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Ricardos Change Apartments"
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201. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy Is a Matchmaker"
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202. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Goodbye, Sheriff Taylor"
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203. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Pageant"
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204. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Darling Baby"
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205. 2:30 PM Gunsmoke "New Doctor in Town"
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206. 3:40 PM Gunsmoke "The Legend"
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207. 4:50 PM Gunsmoke "My Brother's Keeper"
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208. 6:00 PM Bonanza "The Quality of Mercy"
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209. 7:00 PM Bonanza "The Waiting Game"
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210. Wednesday Night
211. 8:09 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
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212. 8:46 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
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213. 9:23 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
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214. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Look Who's Not Talking"
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215. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "For Whom the Belch Tolls"
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216. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "One Thing or a Mother"
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217. 11:30 PM The Exes "The Party"
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218. Thursday, May 23
219. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Italy"
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220. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Italy"
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221. 1:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "The Conversation"
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222. 1:30 AM The Exes "He's Gotta Have It"
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223. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Friender Bender"
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224. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Mean Streak"
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225. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
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226. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
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227. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "Mister Terrific"
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228. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Mother's Day"
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229. 5:38 AM The Golden Girls "Yes, We Have No Havanas"
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230. 6:16 AM That '70s Show "5:15"
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231. 6:54 AM Roseanne "Chicken Hearts"
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232. 7:27 AM Roseanne "One for the Road"
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233. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "Mother, May I?"
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234. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "The March"
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235. 9:00 AM Montel Williams
236. 9:30 AM Muffin Top?
237. 10:00 AM Cindy Crawford Reveals Secret to Ageless Beauty
238. 10:30 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
239. 11:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Remember the Alimony"
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240. 11:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Dear Sally Rogers"
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241. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy Wants New Furniture"
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242. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "The Camping Trip"
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243. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Helen Have Their Day"
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244. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Three Wishes for Opie"
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245. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Otis Sues the County"
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246. 2:30 PM Gunsmoke "Lynott"
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247. 3:40 PM Gunsmoke "Lijah"
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248. 4:50 PM Gunsmoke "Trafton"
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249. 6:00 PM Bonanza "The Legacy"
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250. 7:00 PM Bonanza "Hoss and the Leprechauns"
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251. Thursday Night
252. 8:09 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
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253. 8:46 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
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254. 9:23 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
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255. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Flying Sauces"
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256. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble"
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257. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Two Girls and a Rhino"
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258. 11:30 PM The Exes "Three Men and a Maybe"
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259. Friday, May 24
260. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Divorce"
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261. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Wallpaper"
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262. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meant to Be"
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263. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet Cemetery"
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264. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
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265. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
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266. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Ticker Treat"
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267. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
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268. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "Yes, We Have No Havanas"
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269. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"
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270. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "The One That Got Away"
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271. 6:00 AM That '70s Show "Sparks"
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272. 6:30 AM That '70s Show "My Wife"
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273. 7:00 AM Roseanne "An Officer and a Gentleman"
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274. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Born to Be Wild"
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275. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "Theo's Flight"
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276. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "Vanessa's Rich"
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277. 9:00 AM Nopalea with Cheryl Tiegs
278. 9:30 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
279. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
280. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
281. 11:00 AM Retired at 35 "Poker Face"
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282. 11:30 AM Retired at 35 "The Dates"
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283. 12:00 PM Happily Divorced "A Kiss Is Just a Kiss"
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284. 12:30 PM Happily Divorced "Torn Between Two Lovetts"
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285. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Fife, Realtor"
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286. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Goober Takes a Car Apart"
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287. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rehabilitation of Otis"
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288. 2:30 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
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289. 3:40 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
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290. 4:50 PM Gunsmoke "The Bullet"
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291. 6:00 PM Bonanza "The Prime of Life"
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292. 7:00 PM Bonanza "The Lila Conrad Story"
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293. Friday Night
294. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
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295. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
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296. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
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297. 9:32 PM Home Improvement "Reach Out and Teach Someone"
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298. 10:05 PM Home Improvement "Yule Better Watch Out"
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299. 10:43 PM The Golden Girls "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo"
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300. 11:21 PM The Golden Girls "The One That Got Away"
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301. Saturday, May 25
302. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Author"
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303. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Walk to the Door"
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304. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Young Girl"
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305. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fighting In-Laws"
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306. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Ticker Treat"
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307. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
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308. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
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309. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
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310. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "Yokel Hero"
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311. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Bang the Drum, Stanley"
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312. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"
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313. 6:00 AM That '70s Show "Going Mobile"
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314. 6:30 AM That '70s Show "The Seeker"
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315. 7:00 AM Roseanne "Hair"
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316. 7:30 AM Roseanne "I'm Hungry"
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317. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "Denise Gets a `D'"
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318. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "A Girl and Her Dog"
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319. 9:00 AM The Golden Girls "Yokel Hero"
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320. 9:36 AM The Golden Girls "Bang the Drum, Stanley"
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321. 10:12 AM The Golden Girls "Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?"
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322. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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323. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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324. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "Scared Straight"
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325. 12:30 PM The Golden Girls "Stan Takes a Wife"
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326. 1:00 PM The Cosby Show "Denise Gets a `D'"
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327. 1:36 PM The Cosby Show "A Girl and Her Dog"
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328. 2:12 PM The Cosby Show "War Stories"
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329. 2:48 PM The Cosby Show "Cliff in Charge"
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330. 3:24 PM The Cosby Show "Monster Man Huxtable"
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331. 4:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "My Johnny Lies Over the Ocean"
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332. 5:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "Murder Takes the Bus"
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333. 6:00 PM Murder, She Wrote "School for Scandal"
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334. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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335. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Wedding"
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336. Saturday Night
337. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Scared Straight"
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338. 8:38 PM The Golden Girls "Stan Takes a Wife"
     • TV-PG
339. 9:16 PM The Golden Girls "The Auction"
     • TV-PG
340. 9:54 PM Hot in Cleveland "Elka's Choice"
     • TV-PG
341. 10:27 PM Hot in Cleveland "Happy Fat"
     • TV-PG
342. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "One Thing or a Mother"
     • TV-PG
343. 11:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Two Girls and a Rhino"
     • TV-PG (D)
344. Sunday, May 26
345. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sneeze"
     • TV-PG
346. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Christmas Present"
     • TV-PG
347. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "What Good Are You?"
     • TV-PG
348. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Super Bowl"
     • TV-PG
349. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
     • TV-PG
350. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
     • TV-PG
351. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
     • TV-PG
352. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
     • TV-PG
353. 4:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Journal"
     • TV-PG
354. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
     • TV-PG
355. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fairies"
     • TV-PG
356. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Stefania Arrives"
     • TV-PG
357. 6:32 AM That '70s Show "Time Is on My Side"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
358. 7:05 AM That '70s Show "Let's Spend the Night Together"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
359. 7:43 AM The Cosby Show "Rudy Spends the Night"
     • TV-G
360. 8:21 AM The Cosby Show "War Stories"
     • TV-G
361. 9:00 AM The Cosby Show "Cliff in Charge"
     • TV-G
362. 9:36 AM The Cosby Show "Monster Man Huxtable"
     • TV-G
363. 10:12 AM The Cosby Show "Say Hello to a Good Buy"
     • TV-G
364. 10:48 AM The Cosby Show "Denise Gets an Opinion"
     • TV-G
365. 11:24 AM The Cosby Show "Calling Dr. Huxtable"
     • TV-G
366. 12:00 PM The Cosby Show "You Only Hurt the One You Love"
     • TV-G
367. 12:30 PM The Cosby Show "Rudy Spends the Night"
     • TV-G
368. 1:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Blow Outs"
     • TV-PG (D)
369. 1:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "That Changes Everything"
     • TV-PG (D)
370. 2:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "A Midwinter Night's Sex Comedy"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
371. 2:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "Method Man"
     • TV-PG (D)
372. 3:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "GILFS"
     • TV-PG (D)
373. 3:36 PM Hot in Cleveland "A Box Full of Puppies"
     • TV-PG
374. 4:12 PM Hot in Cleveland "Cleveland Fantasy Con"
     • TV-PG (D)
375. 4:48 PM Hot in Cleveland "Magic Diet Candy"
     • TV-PG
376. 5:24 PM Hot in Cleveland "Extras"
     • TV-PG (D)
377. 6:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "The Conversation"
     • TV-PG (D)
378. 6:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "The Anger Games"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
379. 7:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Fast and Furious"
     • TV-14
380. 7:30 PM Hot in Cleveland "What Now, My Love?"
     • TV-PG (D)
381. Sunday Night
382. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Auction"
     • TV-PG
383. 8:38 PM The Golden Girls "Blind Date"
     • TV-PG
384. 9:16 PM The Golden Girls "Impotence of Being Ernest"
     • TV-PG (L)
385. 9:54 PM The Golden Girls "Love Me Tender"
     • TV-PG
386. 10:27 PM The Golden Girls "Valentine's Day"
     • TV-PG
387. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "Two Rode Together"
     • TV-PG
388. 11:30 PM The Golden Girls "You Gotta Have Hope"
     • TV-PG
389. Monday, May 27
390. 12:00 AM The Golden Girls "Fiddler on the Ropes"
     • TV-PG
391. 12:30 AM The Golden Girls "'Till Death Do Us Volley"
     • TV-PG
392. 1:00 AM The Golden Girls "Blind Date"
     • TV-PG
393. 1:30 AM The Golden Girls "Impotence of Being Ernest"
     • TV-PG (L)
394. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "Love Me Tender"
     • TV-PG
395. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
     • TV-PG
396. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
     • TV-PG
397. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
     • TV-PG
398. 4:00 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
     • TV-PG
399. 4:32 AM That '70s Show "Time Is on My Side"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
400. 5:05 AM That '70s Show "Let's Spend the Night Together"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
401. 5:43 AM That '70s Show "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
402. 6:21 AM That '70s Show "Beast of Burden"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
403. 7:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "Opening Night"
     • TV-PG
404. 8:00 AM Curb Your Enthusiasm "Seinfeld"
     • TV-PG
405. 9:00 AM Deep Clean at 1/2 the price!
406. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
407. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
408. 10:30 AM Montel Williams
409. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
     • TV-PG (D,V)
410. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
     • TV-PG
411. 2:30 PM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
     • TV-PG
412. 3:00 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
     • TV-PG
413. 3:30 PM M*A*S*H "The General Flipped at Dawn"
     • TV-PG
414. 4:00 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
     • TV-PG
415. 4:30 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
     • TV-PG
416. 5:00 PM M*A*S*H "Private Charles Lamb"
     • TV-PG
417. 5:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Novocaine Mutiny"
     • TV-PG
418. 6:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Sigmund"
     • TV-PG
419. 6:30 PM M*A*S*H "Movie Tonight"
     • TV-PG
420. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
     • TV-PG (D,V)
421. Monday Night
422. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Forever Jung"
     • TV-G
423. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Up Your Alley"
     • TV-G
424. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Love Is Blind"
     • TV-PG
425. 11:30 PM The Exes "What Women Want"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
426. Tuesday, May 28
427. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Humm Vac"
     • TV-PG
428. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Canister"
     • TV-PG
429. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Net Worth"
     • TV-PG
430. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Let's Fix Robert"
     • TV-PG
431. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
     • TV-PG
432. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
     • TV-PG
433. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
     • TV-PG
434. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
     • TV-PG
435. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "Valentine's Day"
     • TV-PG
436. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Two Rode Together"
     • TV-PG
437. 5:38 AM The Golden Girls "You Gotta Have Hope"
     • TV-PG
438. 6:16 AM That '70s Show "It's Only Rock 'n' Roll"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
439. 6:54 AM Roseanne "All of Me"
     • TV-G
440. 7:27 AM Roseanne "To Tell the Truth"
     • TV-G
441. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "Cliff's 50th Birthday"
     • TV-G
442. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "I Know That You Know"
     • TV-G
443. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
444. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
445. 10:00 AM Fat Loss for Food Lovers
446. 10:30 AM Montel Williams
447. 11:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Buddy Sorrell -- Man and Boy"
     • TV-G
448. 11:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Bad Reception in Albany"
     • TV-G
449. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Ricky and Fred Are TV Fans"
     • TV-G
450. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Never Do Business With Friends"
     • TV-G
451. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Lucky Letter"
     • TV-G
452. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Goober and the Art of Love"
     • TV-G
453. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Runs for Sheriff"
     • TV-G
454. 2:30 PM Gunsmoke "Drago"
     • TV-G
455. 3:40 PM Gunsmoke "No Tomorrow"
     • TV-G
456. 4:50 PM Gunsmoke "Hidalgo"
     • TV-G
457. 6:00 PM Bonanza "The Ponderosa Matador"
     • TV-PG
458. 7:00 PM Bonanza "My Son, My Son"
     • TV-PG
459. Tuesday Night
460. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
     • TV-PG
461. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
     • TV-PG
462. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
     • TV-PG
463. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
     • TV-PG
464. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Jill's Birthday"
     • TV-G
465. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Luck Be a Taylor Tonight"
     • TV-G
466. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Life With Lucci"
     • TV-PG
467. 11:30 PM The Exes "Cool Hand Lutz"
     • TV-PG (D)
468. Wednesday, May 29
469. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Say Uncle"
     • TV-PG
470. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Separation"
     • TV-PG
471. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Paints the House"
     • TV-PG
472. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's Birth"
     • TV-PG
473. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
     • TV-PG
474. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
     • TV-PG
475. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
     • TV-PG
476. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
     • TV-PG
477. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "You Gotta Have Hope"
     • TV-PG
478. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Fiddler on the Ropes"
     • TV-PG
479. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "'Till Death Do Us Volley"
     • TV-PG
480. 6:00 AM That '70s Show "Rip This Joint"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
481. 6:30 AM That '70s Show "Mother's Little Helper"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
482. 7:00 AM Roseanne "Fender Bender"
     • TV-G
483. 7:30 AM Roseanne "April Fool's Day"
     • TV-G
484. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "The Andalusian Flu"
     • TV-G
485. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "Bald and Beautiful"
     • TV-G
486. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
487. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
488. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
489. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
490. 11:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Talk to the Snail"
     • TV-G
491. 11:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "A Day in the Life of Alan Brady"
     • TV-G
492. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Ricky's `Life' Story"
     • TV-G
493. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "The Girls Go Into Business"
     • TV-G
494. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "If I Had a Quarter-Million"
     • TV-G
495. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "TV or Not TV"
     • TV-G
496. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Guest in the House"
     • TV-G
497. 2:30 PM Gunsmoke "Tara"
     • TV-G
498. 3:40 PM Gunsmoke "One for the Road"
     • TV-G
499. 4:50 PM Gunsmoke "The Predators"
     • TV-G
500. 6:00 PM Bonanza "Alias Joe Cartwright"
     • TV-PG
501. 7:00 PM Bonanza "Gentleman From New Orleans"
     • TV-PG
502. Wednesday Night
503. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
     • TV-PG
504. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
     • TV-PG
505. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
     • TV-PG
506. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
     • TV-PG
507. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "What About Bob?"
     • TV-G
508. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
     • TV-G
509. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "I'm With the Band"
     • TV-PG (D)
510. 11:30 PM The Exes "Baby Mama"
     • TV-PG (D)
511. Thursday, May 30
512. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Angry Family"
     • TV-PG
513. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "No Roll"
     • TV-PG
514. 1:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "Rubber Ball"
     • TV-PG
515. 1:30 AM The Exes "Lethal Weapons"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
516. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
     • TV-PG
517. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
     • TV-PG
518. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
     • TV-PG
519. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
     • TV-PG
520. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "'Till Death Do Us Volley"
     • TV-PG
521. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "High Anxiety"
     • TV-PG
522. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "Little Sister"
     • TV-PG
523. 6:00 AM That '70s Show "Angie"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
524. 6:32 AM That '70s Show "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
525. 7:05 AM Roseanne "Fathers and Daughters"
     • TV-G
526. 7:43 AM Roseanne "Happy Birthday"
     • TV-G
527. 8:21 AM The Cosby Show "Planning Parenthood"
     • TV-G
528. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
529. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
530. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
531. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
532. 11:00 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc."
     • TV-G
533. 11:30 AM The Dick Van Dyke Show "The Man From My Uncle"
     • TV-G
534. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy and Ethel Buy the Same Dress"
     • TV-G
535. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Equal Rights"
     • TV-G
536. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Case of the Punch in the Nose"
     • TV-G
537. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Newspaper"
     • TV-G
538. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau"
     • TV-G
539. 2:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Arrest of the Fun Girls"
     • TV-G
540. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Yankton"
     • TV-G
541. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Blindman's Bluff"
     • TV-G
542. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Alias Festus Haggin"
     • TV-G
543. 6:00 PM Bonanza "The Cheating Game"
     • TV-PG
544. 7:06 PM Bonanza "Bullet for a Bride"
     • TV-PG
545. Thursday Night
546. 8:21 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
     • TV-PG
547. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
     • TV-PG
548. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
     • TV-PG
549. 10:00 PM Home Improvement "Unchained Malady"
     • TV-G
550. 10:30 PM Home Improvement "Birds of a Feather Flock to Taylor"
     • TV-G
551. 11:00 PM Hot in Cleveland "Hot & Heavy"
     • TV-PG
552. 11:30 PM The Exes "Shall We Dance"
     • TV-PG
553. Friday, May 31
554. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Odd Man Out"
     • TV-PG
555. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Ring"
     • TV-PG
556. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Sculpture"
     • TV-PG
557. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Goes Downstairs"
     • TV-PG
558. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
     • TV-PG
559. 2:36 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
     • TV-PG
560. 3:12 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
     • TV-PG
561. 3:48 AM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
     • TV-PG
562. 4:24 AM The Golden Girls "Little Sister"
     • TV-PG
563. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Sophia's Choice"
     • TV-PG
564. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "Rites of Spring"
     • TV-PG
565. 6:00 AM That '70s Show "Surprise, Surprise"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
566. 6:30 AM That '70s Show "Winter"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
567. 7:00 AM Roseanne "The Test"
     • TV-G
568. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Friends and Relatives"
     • TV-PG
569. 8:00 AM The Cosby Show "Hillman"
     • TV-G
570. 8:30 AM The Cosby Show "Call of the Wild"
     • TV-G
571. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
572. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
573. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
574. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
575. 11:00 AM Retired at 35 "Hit It and Quit It"
     • TV-PG
576. 11:30 AM Retired at 35 "Gate Gate"
     • TV-PG
577. 12:00 PM Happily Divorced "Adventure Man"
     • TV-PG
578. 12:30 PM Happily Divorced "Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place"
     • TV-PG
579. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Luck of Newton Monroe"
     • TV-G
580. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie Flunks Arithmetic"
     • TV-G
581. 2:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Carnival"
     • TV-G
582. 2:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Banjo-Playing Deputy"
     • TV-G
583. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Wedding"
     • TV-G
584. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The River"
     • TV-G
585. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The River"
     • TV-G
586. 6:00 PM Bonanza "King of the Mountain"
     • TV-PG