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  1. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  3. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  4. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  5. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  6. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  7. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  8. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  12. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  16. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  19. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. Last Night
  21. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  28. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  29. Today
  30. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  31. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  32. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  35. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  36. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  37. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  38. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  39. 6:30 AM Power Now
  40. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  42. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  54. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  55. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  58. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  59. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  60. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  62. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  63. Tonight
  64. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  65. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  66. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  67. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  68. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  69. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  71. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  72. Tomorrow
  73. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  74. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  75. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  76. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  77. 2:04 AM Best Blower Ever!
  78. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  79. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  80. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  81. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  82. 4:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  83. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  84. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  85. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  86. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  87. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  91. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  94. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  96. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  97. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  98. Tomorrow Night
  99. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  100. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  101. Sunday, May 8
  102. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  103. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  104. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  105. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  106. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  109. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  110. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  112. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  113. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  114. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  115. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  119. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  120. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  121. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  122. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  124. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  126. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  127. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  129. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  130. Sunday Night
  131. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  133. Monday, May 9
  134. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  142. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  143. 4:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  144. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  146. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  147. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  148. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  150. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  152. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  158. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  159. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  160. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  161. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  162. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  163. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  165. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  166. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  167. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  168. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  169. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  170. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. Monday Night
  172. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  173. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  176. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  177. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  179. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  180. Tuesday, May 10
  181. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  182. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  188. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  192. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  193. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  197. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  198. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  199. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  202. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  203. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  204. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  205. Tuesday Night
  206. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  207. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  208. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  211. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  212. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  213. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  214. Wednesday, May 11
  215. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  217. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  224. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  226. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  229. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  230. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  231. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  234. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  235. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  238. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  240. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  241. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  243. Wednesday Night
  244. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  246. Thursday, May 12
  247. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  248. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 3:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  251. 3:30 AM Monster Blades
  252. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  254. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  257. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  259. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  260. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  263. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  264. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  265. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  266. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  268. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  269. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  271. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Thursday Night
  273. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  274. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  275. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  276. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  278. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  279. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  280. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. Friday, May 13
  282. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  283. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  284. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  285. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  286. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  289. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  293. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  294. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  297. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  300. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  301. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  303. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  304. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  308. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  309. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  311. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  313. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  314. Friday Night
  315. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  316. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  317. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  318. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  319. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  320. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  321. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  322. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  323. Saturday, May 14
  324. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  326. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  327. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  328. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  340. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  341. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  342. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  346. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  347. Saturday Night
  348. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  349. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  350. Sunday, May 15
  351. 1:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  352. 1:30 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  353. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 8:00 AM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 11:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  367. 1:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  368. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  372. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  373. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  374. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  375. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  376. Sunday Night
  377. 8:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  379. Monday, May 16
  380. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  393. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  394. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  398. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  399. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  400. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  402. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  403. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  404. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  405. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  407. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  408. 3:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  409. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  412. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Selma's Choice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  413. Monday Night
  414. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Boy Scoutz N the Hood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  416. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  417. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  419. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  420. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  421. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Skinner's Sense of Snow"
    • TV-PG
  422. Tuesday, May 17
  423. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  424. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  435. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  436. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  438. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  441. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  444. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  445. 3:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  446. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  447. Tuesday Night
  448. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  449. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Italian Bob"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  450. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  451. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  452. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  454. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  455. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  456. Wednesday, May 18
  457. 12:00 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  458. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  459. 1:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  460. 1:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  461. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  462. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  463. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Disorientation"
    • TV-14
  472. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Storms We Cannot Weather"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  473. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  474. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  475. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  476. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  477. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  478. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  479. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  480. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  481. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  482. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  483. 1:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  484. 3:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  485. 6:00 PM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  486. Wednesday Night
  487. 8:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  488. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  489. Thursday, May 19
  490. 12:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  491. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  492. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  493. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  494. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  495. 4:30 AM Paid Programming