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  1. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  2. 10:32 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 11:04 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  4. 11:37 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  5. 12:10 PM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. 12:42 PM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 1:14 PM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 1:46 PM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 2:18 PM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 2:50 PM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 3:18 PM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 3:51 PM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 4:23 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  14. 4:55 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 5:27 PM Futurama "Luck of the Fryish"
    • TV-14
  16. 5:57 PM Futurama "The Cyber House Rules"
    • TV-14
  17. 6:23 PM Futurama "Insane in the Mainframe"
    • TV-14
  18. 6:54 PM Futurama "Bendin' in the Wind"
    • TV-14
  19. 7:25 PM Futurama "Time Keeps on Slipping"
    • TV-14
  20. 7:56 PM South Park "Cripple Fight!"
    • TV-MA
  21. Last Night
  22. 8:28 PM South Park "Pee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  23. 9:00 PM South Park "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
    • TV-MA
  24. 9:30 PM South Park "Canceled"
    • TV-MA
  25. 10:00 PM South Park "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 10:30 PM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  27. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Alicia Mendez"
    • LIVE
    • TV-14  (L)
  28. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Margaret Cho; Emo Philips; Jaleel White"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  29. Today
  30. 12:01 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 12:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Child Please"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 1:03 AM South Park "Pinewood Derby"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  33. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Alicia Mendez"
    • TV-14  (L)
  34. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Margaret Cho; Emo Philips; Jaleel White"
    • TV-14  (L)
  35. 2:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 3:35 AM Kroll Show "Lizards vs. Penguins"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 4:05 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Hart"
    • TV-14
  38. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Judy Gold"
    • TV-14
  39. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  40. 5:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  41. 6:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  42. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  43. 7:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  44. 7:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  45. 8:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  46. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  47. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  49. 10:32 AM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 11:04 AM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  51. 1:46 PM Tosh.0 "Phillies Fan's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (L)
  52. 2:18 PM Tosh.0 "Shoenice"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:50 PM Tosh.0 "Krispy Kreme"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:18 PM Tosh.0 "Bryan Adams Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:51 PM Tosh.0 "Face Bumper Smash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:23 PM Tosh.0 "We Buy Golf"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:55 PM Tosh.0 "Security Officer Jay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:27 PM Futurama "I Dated a Robot"
    • TV-14
  59. 5:57 PM Futurama "Roswell That Ends Well"
    • TV-14
  60. 6:23 PM Futurama "Anthology of Interest II"
    • TV-14
  61. 6:54 PM Futurama "Love & Rocket"
    • TV-14
  62. 7:25 PM Futurama "Leela's Homeworld"
    • TV-14
  63. 7:56 PM Tosh.0 "Puke Drummer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. Tonight
  65. 8:28 PM Tosh.0 "Sword Nose"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Sex Doll Repairman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 9:30 PM Tosh.0 "Climate Change Comedian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 10:00 PM Tosh.0
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 10:30 PM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  70. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Sara Goldrick-Rab"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  71. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Grace Helbig; Mamrie Hart; Hannah Hart"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  72. Tomorrow
  73. 12:01 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Improv Troupe"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  74. 12:31 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 1:03 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  76. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Sara Goldrick-Rab"
    • TV-14  (L)
  77. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Grace Helbig; Mamrie Hart; Hannah Hart"
    • TV-14  (L)
  78. 2:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 3:35 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Improv Troupe"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  80. 4:05 AM Review "Sleeping with a Celebrity; Being Batman"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  81. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Josh Sneed"
    • TV-14
  82. 5:00 AM Blade Boss
  83. 5:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  84. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 6:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  86. 7:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  87. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 8:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  89. 8:30 AM Curvy Like Kim
  90. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  93. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 11:33 AM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 12:05 PM South Park "Eat, Pray, Queef"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  96. 12:37 PM South Park "Informative Murder Porn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  97. 1:09 PM South Park "HumancentiPad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 1:41 PM South Park "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
    • TV-MA
  99. 2:13 PM South Park "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
    • TV-MA
  100. 2:45 PM South Park "Jared Has Aides"
    • TV-MA
  101. 3:13 PM South Park "Timmy 2000"
    • TV-MA
  102. 3:46 PM South Park "Marjorine"
    • TV-MA
  103. 4:18 PM South Park "How to Eat With Your Butt"
    • TV-MA
  104. 4:50 PM South Park "Cartman Sucks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 5:22 PM South Park "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 5:52 PM South Park "Up the Down Steroid"
    • TV-MA
  107. 6:24 PM South Park "The Ring"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 6:56 PM South Park "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
    • TV-MA
  109. 7:28 PM South Park "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
    • TV-MA
  110. Tomorrow Night
  111. 8:00 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 8:30 PM South Park "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
    • TV-MA
  113. 9:00 PM South Park "Christian Rock Hard"
    • TV-MA
  114. 9:30 PM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. 10:00 PM South Park "The Damned"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 10:30 PM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  117. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Reid Hoffman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  118. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Bruce Campbell; Nick Swardson; Ken Marino"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  119. Thursday, September 29
  120. 12:01 AM South Park "The Damned"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 12:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 1:03 AM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Reid Hoffman"
    • TV-14  (L)
  124. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Bruce Campbell; Nick Swardson; Ken Marino"
    • TV-14  (L)
  125. 2:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 3:35 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
    • TV-MA
  127. 4:05 AM South Park "Spooky Fish"
    • TV-MA
  128. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kirk Fox"
    • TV-14  (D)
  129. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 5:30 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  131. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  132. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  133. 7:00 AM P90 Body Makeover
  134. 7:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  135. 8:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  136. 8:30 AM Body Beast!
  137. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  139. 10:32 AM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 11:04 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  141. 1:46 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 2:18 PM Key & Peele "Sex Detective"
    • TV-14  (L)
  143. 2:50 PM Key & Peele "Manly Tears"
    • TV-14  (L)
  144. 3:18 PM Key & Peele "Das Negroes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:51 PM Key & Peele "Hollywood Sequel Doctor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  146. 4:23 PM Key & Peele "Y'all Ready For This?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  147. 4:55 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  148. 5:27 PM Futurama "Where the Buggalo Roam"
    • TV-14
  149. 5:57 PM Futurama "A Pharaoh to Remember"
    • TV-14
  150. 6:23 PM Futurama "Godfellas"
    • TV-14
  151. 6:54 PM Futurama "Futurestock"
    • TV-14
  152. 7:25 PM Futurama "A Leela of Her Own"
    • TV-14
  153. 7:56 PM David Spade: My Fake Problems
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. Thursday Night
  155. 9:00 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Blood Orange"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ken Jeong; Dave Foley; Suzy Nakamura"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  158. Friday, September 30
  159. 12:01 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  160. 12:31 AM Tosh.0 "Crying Wrestling Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 1:03 AM Tosh.0 "The Kid Who Farted on the Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Blood Orange"
    • TV-14  (L)
  163. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ken Jeong; Dave Foley; Suzy Nakamura"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 2:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:35 AM Tosh.0 "Where Are They Now? Pt. 4"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "How to Get European Men"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mike Birbiglia 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  168. 5:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  169. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 6:30 AM Body Beast!
  172. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 8:00 AM Body Beast
  175. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Bill Santiago"
    • TV-PG
  177. 9:21 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 10:25 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 10:57 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 11:30 AM Real Husbands of Hollywood "Vote for Kidney"
    • TV-14
  181. 12:03 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "One in a Bazillion"
    • TV-14
  182. 12:36 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "Suck My Trick"
    • TV-14
  183. 1:09 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "When Kevin Met Salli"
    • TV-14
  184. 1:42 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "The Great American Hero"
    • TV-14
  185. 2:15 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 3:15 PM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  187. 4:21 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 5:25 PM Futurama "30 Percent Iron Chef"
    • TV-14
  189. 5:55 PM Futurama "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"
    • TV-14
  190. 6:23 PM Futurama "Crimes of the Hot"
    • TV-14
  191. 6:54 PM Futurama "Jurassic Bark"
    • TV-14
  192. 7:25 PM Futurama "The Route of All Evil"
    • TV-14
  193. 7:56 PM South Park "Funnybot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  194. Friday Night
  195. 8:28 PM South Park "Follow That Egg!"
    • TV-MA
  196. 9:00 PM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  197. 9:30 PM South Park "The Damned"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  198. 10:00 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 11:00 PM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. Saturday, October 1
  201. 12:00 AM The Half Hour "Martha Kelly"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  202. 12:30 AM The Half Hour "Nick Turner"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  203. 1:00 AM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  204. 2:08 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Plastic Cup Boyz
    • TV-MA  (L)
  205. 3:08 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Keith Robinson Back of the Bus Funny
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 4:08 AM Tosh.0 "Spoiler Alert: Oscars"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 4:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jackie Kashian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 7:00 AM Body Beast!
  213. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 8:00 AM South Park "Volcano"
    • TV-MA
  215. 8:34 AM South Park "Poor and Stupid"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 9:08 AM South Park "The Entity"
    • TV-MA
  217. 9:41 AM South Park "Rainforest Schmainforest"
    • TV-MA
  218. 10:14 AM South Park "Canada on Strike!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 10:47 AM South Park "Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
    • TV-MA
  220. 11:20 AM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  221. 11:53 AM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  222. 12:25 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  223. 12:57 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  224. 1:29 PM Drunk History "Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  225. 2:01 PM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  226. 2:33 PM Drunk History "Washington, D.C."
    • TV-14  (L)
  227. 3:04 PM Drunk History "Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (L)
  228. 3:35 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  229. 5:53 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  230. Saturday Night
  231. 8:00 PM Super Troopers
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  232. 10:00 PM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. 11:00 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. Sunday, October 2
  235. 12:02 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 1:06 AM Live From New York!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  237. 3:08 AM Saturday Night Live "The Best of Will Ferrell"
    • TV-14  (L)
  238. 4:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Josh Blue"
    • TV-14
  239. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 5:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Body Beast!
  244. 7:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  245. 8:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Chelsea Peretti"
    • TV-14  (L)
  246. 8:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dead Wrongs"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  247. 8:43 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Deadliest Kitsch"
    • TV-14  (V)
  248. 9:16 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Enter the Ferret"
    • TV-14  (V)
  249. 9:49 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Think Globally, Die Locally"
    • TV-14  (V)
  250. 10:22 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dead Before They Know It."
    • TV-14  (V)
  251. 10:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "A New App Called Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  252. 11:27 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  253. 12:00 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death: One Size Fits All"
    • TV-14  (V)
  254. 12:32 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Getting a Rise From the Dead"
    • TV-14  (V)
  255. 1:04 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be a Lady Tonight"
    • TV-14  (V)
  256. 1:35 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  257. 3:45 PM You, Me and Dupree
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  258. 6:20 PM Super Troopers
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  259. Sunday Night
  260. 8:30 PM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  261. 9:30 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 10:30 PM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 11:30 PM Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City "Atlanta"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. Monday, October 3
  265. 12:00 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 1:05 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 1:38 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City "Atlanta"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 2:08 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 3:08 AM South Park "The Damned"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 3:38 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  271. 4:08 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 4:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Nick Thune"
    • TV-14
  273. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  274. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 8:00 AM Body Beast
  280. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  283. 10:32 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 11:04 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 11:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 12:10 PM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 12:42 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  288. 1:14 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 1:46 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 2:18 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. 2:50 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  292. 4:55 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  293. 7:00 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  294. Monday Night
  295. 9:00 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  296. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  297. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  298. Tuesday, October 4
  299. 12:01 AM South Park "The Damned"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 12:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  301. 1:03 AM South Park "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
    • TV-MA
  302. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  304. 2:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 3:35 AM South Park "Quintuplets 2000"
    • TV-MA
  306. 4:05 AM Review "Having a Best Friend; Going to Space"
    • TV-14  (L)
  307. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jo Koy"
    • TV-14  (D)
  308. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 10:00 AM Tosh.0 "Prom Girl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  318. 10:32 AM Tosh.0 "Furries Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 11:04 AM Tosh.0 "The $150,000 Tosh.0 Marathon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 11:37 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (L)
  321. 12:10 PM Tosh.0 "Kid Juggalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 12:42 PM Tosh.0 "Summertime Is Great"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 1:14 PM Tosh.0 "Worst Magician Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 1:46 PM Tosh.0 "Car Jump Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 2:18 PM Tosh.0 "Average Homeboy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  326. 2:50 PM Tosh.0 "Headbanger Workout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 3:18 PM Tosh.0 "Uncensored Tosh.0"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 3:51 PM Tosh.0 "How to Teach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 4:23 PM Tosh.0 "Space Shuttle Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 4:55 PM Tosh.0 "The Hurdle Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 5:27 PM Futurama "A Taste of Freedom"
    • TV-14
  332. 5:57 PM Futurama "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
    • TV-14
  333. 6:29 PM Futurama "Less Than Hero"
    • TV-14
  334. 7:00 PM Futurama "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
    • TV-14
  335. 7:30 PM Futurama "The Why of Fry"
    • TV-14
  336. Tuesday Night
  337. 8:00 PM Tosh.0 "Fart Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 8:30 PM Tosh.0 "Tay Zonday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Hillary in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 9:30 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 10:00 PM Tosh.0
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 10:30 PM Drunk History "Legends"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  343. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  344. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  345. Wednesday, October 5
  346. 12:01 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Box of Pain"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 12:31 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 1:03 AM Drunk History "Legends"
    • TV-14  (L)
  349. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  350. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  351. 2:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 3:35 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Box of Pain"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "Why Must I Cry?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  354. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jake Johannsen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  355. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 10:00 AM South Park "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"
    • TV-MA
  365. 10:30 AM South Park "Spontaneous Combustion"
    • TV-MA
  366. 11:00 AM South Park "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
    • TV-MA
  367. 11:33 AM South Park "The Passion of the Jew"
    • TV-MA
  368. 12:05 PM South Park "4th Grade"
    • TV-MA
  369. 12:37 PM South Park "Grey Dawn"
    • TV-MA
  370. 1:09 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  371. 1:41 PM South Park "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
    • TV-MA
  372. 2:13 PM South Park "Eek, a Penis!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  373. 2:45 PM South Park "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
    • TV-MA
  374. 3:13 PM South Park "Best Friends Forever"
    • TV-MA
  375. 3:46 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  376. 4:18 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  377. 4:50 PM South Park "Butters' Bottom Bitch"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 5:22 PM South Park "Tweek vs. Craig"
    • TV-MA
  379. 5:52 PM South Park "Tweek x Craig"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  380. 6:24 PM South Park "The F Word"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  381. 6:58 PM South Park "Free Hat"
    • TV-MA
  382. 7:30 PM South Park "W.T.F."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  383. Wednesday Night
  384. 8:00 PM South Park "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
    • TV-MA
  385. 8:30 PM South Park "More Crap"
    • TV-MA
  386. 9:00 PM South Park "Margaritaville"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  387. 9:30 PM South Park "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  388. 10:00 PM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  389. 10:30 PM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Jamallies"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  390. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  391. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  392. Thursday, October 6
  393. 12:01 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  394. 1:03 AM South Park "Wing"
    • TV-MA
  395. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  396. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  397. 2:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 3:35 AM South Park "Preschool"
    • TV-MA
  399. 4:05 AM South Park "Super Fun Time"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  400. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Dwayne Kennedy"
    • TV-14
  401. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  409. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Margaret Smith"
    • TV-14  (D)
  410. 9:20 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 10:22 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 11:27 AM Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  413. 2:08 PM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 2:40 PM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 3:08 PM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 3:41 PM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 4:13 PM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  418. 4:45 PM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 5:17 PM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 5:47 PM Futurama "The Sting"
    • TV-14
  421. 6:13 PM Futurama "The Farnsworth Parabox"
    • TV-14
  422. 6:47 PM Futurama "Three Hundred Big Boys"
    • TV-14
  423. 7:20 PM Futurama "Spanish Fry"
    • TV-14
  424. 7:50 PM Futurama "Bend Her"
    • TV-14
  425. Thursday Night
  426. 8:20 PM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  427. 8:50 PM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  428. 9:20 PM South Park "The Damned"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  429. 9:50 PM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-MA  (L)
  430. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  431. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  432. Friday, October 7
  433. 12:01 AM Drunk History "Legends"
    • TV-14  (L)
  434. 12:31 AM Tosh.0 "Sweet Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 1:03 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 1:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  437. 2:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  438. 2:35 AM RENO 911! "Strong Sister"
    • TV-14  (L)
  439. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "Miss Teen South Carolina"
    • TV-14  (L)
  440. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Tom Cotter"
    • TV-14
  441. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 10:10 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 11:20 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  452. 11:53 AM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  453. 12:26 PM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  454. 12:59 PM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  455. 1:32 PM Key & Peele "Malcolm Meets Martin"
    • TV-14  (L)
  456. 2:05 PM Key & Peele "The Branding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 2:37 PM Key & Peele "Obama Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (L)
  458. 3:05 PM Key & Peele "Biological Dad"
    • TV-14  (L)
  459. 3:38 PM Key & Peele "Wendell's Broken Bed"
    • TV-14  (L)
  460. 4:11 PM Key & Peele "Meegan & Andre Break Up"
    • TV-14  (L)
  461. 4:43 PM Key & Peele "Airplane Showdown"
    • TV-14  (L)
  462. 5:15 PM Futurama "Obsoletely Fabulous"
    • TV-14
  463. 5:45 PM Futurama "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"
    • TV-14
  464. 6:13 PM Futurama "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings"
    • TV-14
  465. 6:46 PM Futurama "Rebirth"
    • TV-14
  466. 7:17 PM Futurama "In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela"
    • TV-14
  467. 7:48 PM South Park "Erection Day"
    • TV-MA
  468. Friday Night
  469. 8:20 PM South Park "T.M.I."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  470. 8:50 PM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-14  (L)
  471. 10:00 PM Lewis Black: Black to the Future
    • NEW
  472. 11:00 PM Trevor Noah: African American
    • TV-MA  (L)
  473. Saturday, October 8
  474. 12:00 AM The Half Hour "Mike Recine"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  475. 12:30 AM The Half Hour "Jacqueline Novak"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  476. 1:00 AM Lewis Black: Black to the Future
  477. 2:08 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City "Atlanta"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  478. 2:38 AM Ari Shaffir: Paid Regular
    • TV-MA
  479. 3:38 AM Tosh.0 "Backyard Wrestler"
    • TV-14  (L)
  480. 4:08 AM Tosh.0 "News Puke Kid"
    • TV-14  (L)
  481. 4:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Ian Bagg"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  482. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 8:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jessi Klein"
    • TV-14  (L)
  489. 8:24 AM South Park "Chickenpox"
    • TV-MA
  490. 8:58 AM South Park "Lice Capades"
    • TV-MA
  491. 9:32 AM South Park "A Ladder to Heaven"
    • TV-MA
  492. 10:05 AM Accepted
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  493. 12:08 PM The To Do List
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  494. 2:40 PM Sex Drive
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  495. 5:25 PM Road Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  496. 7:35 PM Hot Tub Time Machine
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  497. Saturday Night
  498. 10:00 PM We're the Millers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  499. Sunday, October 9
  500. 12:35 AM Hot Tub Time Machine
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  501. 3:00 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R