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  1. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  4. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  5. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Crook and Ladder"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  6. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Funeral for a Fiend"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  7. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mathlete's Feat"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  8. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "How Lisa Got Her Marge Back"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  9. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Coming to Homerica"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  10. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Boy Meets Curl"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  11. Today
  12. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  13. 12:31 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 1:02 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  15. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 2:04 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  17. 2:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  18. 3:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  19. 3:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  20. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  21. 4:30 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  22. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  23. 5:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  24. 6:00 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  25. 6:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  26. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend Getaway"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Wedding Affair"
    • TV-PG
  28. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  31. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  32. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  33. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  34. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  37. 12:30 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 3:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  39. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  43. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  44. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  45. 11:30 PM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  48. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  49. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  50. 3:30 AM Business On The Go
  51. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  52. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  53. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  54. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  55. 6:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  56. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Among the Tiles"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  57. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Billionaire"
    • TV-G
  58. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  61. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  63. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  64. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  66. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  68. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  69. 1:30 PM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  70. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  71. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror III"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  74. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Rosebud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  76. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hungry Hungry Homer"
    • TV-PG
  77. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XIX"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Thursdays With Abie"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  79. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Halloween of Horror"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. Friday, April 28
  82. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  85. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  86. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "There Is Not Currently a Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "Spooky Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  88. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 4:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  91. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  92. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  93. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  94. 6:00 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  95. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  96. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Man Who Said Hello"
    • TV-G
  97. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  98. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  101. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  102. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  103. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  104. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  107. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG
  110. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad"
    • TV-14
  111. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bowling for Votes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  112. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Operation Ann"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Dave Returns"
    • TV-14  (L)
  114. 4:00 PM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  115. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "King-Size Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Trouble With Trillions"
    • TV-PG
  118. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. Friday Night
  120. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  121. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moonshine River"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  123. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  125. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Fland Canyon"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  126. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  127. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  128. Saturday, April 29
  129. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  130. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  132. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 2:04 AM Pressure Cooker
  134. 2:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  135. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  136. 3:30 AM Amazing Abs
  137. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  138. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  139. 5:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  140. 5:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  141. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  142. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  143. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 10:00 AM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  150. 12:00 PM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. 2:30 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  152. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Saturday Night
  154. 8:00 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. Sunday, April 30
  157. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  158. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  160. 2:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  168. 6:30 AM Marie Osmond's BodyGym
  169. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 9:30 AM 300
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  171. 12:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  173. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "When Flanders Failed"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gamer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  176. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  177. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  178. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  179. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  180. 7:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. Sunday Night
  182. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. 11:00 PM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  184. Monday, May 1
  185. 1:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  186. 1:30 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  187. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  190. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 4:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  192. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  197. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  198. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  201. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  204. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Last Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  205. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  206. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  207. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  208. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweet Sixteen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Shake-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Lucky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Live Ammo"
    • TV-14  (L)
  212. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Debate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bus Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 4:00 PM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Busted"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Like Father, Like Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Triple Bypass"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  219. Monday Night
  220. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Apu"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  221. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Comet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  222. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  223. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  224. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Girlie Edition"
    • TV-PG
  225. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  226. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  227. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  228. Tuesday, May 2
  229. 12:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  230. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  235. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  241. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  242. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  245. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  246. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ms. Knope Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  248. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soda Tax"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
    • TV-14  (L)
  250. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sex Education"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  252. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Tuesday Night
  255. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Sleeping With the Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  256. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  257. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  258. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bull-E"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  260. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "To Courier with Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  261. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangerous Curves"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Postcards From the Wedge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  263. Wednesday, May 3
  264. 12:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  265. 12:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. 1:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 1:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  268. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  284. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Halloween Surprise"
    • TV-14  (L)
  285. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ben's Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  286. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April"
    • TV-PG
  287. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 12:00 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 2:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 5:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  291. 7:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  292. Wednesday Night
  293. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  294. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  296. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  297. Thursday, May 4
  298. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  299. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  300. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  309. 7:30 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Two Parties"
    • TV-14  (L)
  316. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage"
    • TV-PG
  317. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann's Decision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response"
    • TV-14  (L)
  319. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  320. 1:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  321. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  322. 5:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  323. Thursday Night
  324. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  325. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  327. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  328. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  329. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  331. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  332. Friday, May 5
  333. 12:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. 12:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  335. 1:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 1:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  337. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "LCD Soundsystem"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  338. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "A Right Proper Story"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  339. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 7:00 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  348. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  354. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Correspondent's Lunch"
    • TV-14  (L)
  360. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  361. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  362. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 3:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  364. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Homer They Fall"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  367. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Pygmoelian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  368. Friday Night
  369. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  370. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  371. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  373. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Paths of Glory"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  375. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  376. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Co-Dependent's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  377. Saturday, May 6
  378. 12:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 12:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  380. 1:00 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  381. 1:30 AM Archer "The Handoff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  382. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  397. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  399. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  400. 3:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  401. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  402. Saturday Night
  403. 8:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  404. Sunday, May 7
  405. 12:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  406. 2:00 AM Archer "Deadly Prep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  407. 2:30 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  408. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 7:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  417. 9:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  418. 12:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  419. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Sells His Soul"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  421. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  422. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  423. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe Letter Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  424. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  425. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  426. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Simprovised"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  427. Sunday Night
  428. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  429. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  430. Monday, May 8
  431. 12:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  432. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  437. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  438. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  439. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  440. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  443. 7:30 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  444. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  445. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  446. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  447. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  448. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  449. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  451. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  453. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  454. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  455. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  457. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  460. 4:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  461. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Some Enchanted Evening"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  462. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  463. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Defined"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  464. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  465. Monday Night
  466. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Loves Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  467. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  468. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Bad Neighbors"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  469. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  470. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  471. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  472. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
    • TV-PG
  473. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Tall Tales"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  474. Tuesday, May 9
  475. 12:00 AM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  476. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  487. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  488. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  489. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  490. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  491. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  492. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  493. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  494. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  495. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  496. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  497. 12:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  498. 2:30 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13