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  1. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  2. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  3. 12:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  4. 2:00 PM Vampires Suck
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 6:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  7. Last Night
  8. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  10. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  11. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mother Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  12. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  14. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  15. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Wet Your Mother"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  16. Today
  17. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 1:04 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  19. 2:07 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  20. 3:11 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  21. 4:14 AM Paid Programming
  22. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  23. 5:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  24. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  25. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  26. 6:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  27. 7:00 AM Sports Night "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  28. 7:30 AM Sports Night "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  29. 8:00 AM Mad About You "The Second Mrs. Buchman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 8:30 AM Mad About You "The Coin of Destiny"
    • TV-PG
  31. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  36. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  39. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  40. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  41. 2:00 PM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  42. 2:30 PM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  43. 3:00 PM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:30 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 4:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  46. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Maximum Homerdrive"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart to the Future"
    • TV-PG
  48. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  49. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Boy Meets Curl"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  52. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  53. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Holidays of Future Passed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  54. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  55. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Days of Future Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Goo Goo Gai Pan"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  58. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  59. Tomorrow
  60. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  61. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  62. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  63. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 2:04 AM Projects Made Easy
  65. 2:30 AM Body Beast
  66. 3:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  67. 3:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  68. 4:00 AM Cook Like a Pro
  69. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  71. 5:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  72. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  73. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  74. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Caper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Baby Video"
    • TV-PG
  76. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  84. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 1:00 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  87. 3:30 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  88. 5:30 PM Knowing
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. Tomorrow Night
  90. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  91. 11:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  92. Sunday, August 30
  93. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  94. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "PTSD"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  95. 3:01 AM You're the Worst "Equally Dead Inside"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  96. 3:31 AM You're the Worst "Finish Your Milk"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  97. 4:02 AM Paid Programming
  98. 4:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  99. 5:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  100. 5:30 AM Blade Dynasty
  101. 6:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  102. 6:30 AM Derm Exclusive!
  103. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  104. 7:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  107. 9:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. 11:30 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  109. 1:30 PM Knowing
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the General"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  113. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  114. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  115. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  116. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Winter of His Content"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Specs and the City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  118. Sunday Night
  119. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  120. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  121. Monday, August 31
  122. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 2:00 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  125. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 3:00 AM Body Beast
  127. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  128. 4:00 AM Cook Like a Pro
  129. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  130. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  131. 5:30 AM Blade Dynasty
  132. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  133. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  134. 7:00 AM Sports Night "The Hungry and the Hunted"
    • TV-PG
  135. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Intellectual Property"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 8:00 AM Mad About You "Fire at Riff's"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  137. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  138. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  143. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  145. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  148. 2:00 PM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  149. 2:30 PM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 3:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  151. 3:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  152. 4:00 PM Tooth Fairy
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  153. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  156. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Last Exit to Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  157. Monday Night
  158. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Springfield Files"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Skeptic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  163. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  164. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Saddlesore Galactica"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  165. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Insane Clown Poppy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  166. Tuesday, September 1
  167. 12:00 AM The League "Taco Standard Time"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 12:33 AM The League "Epi-Sexy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  169. 1:06 AM The League "EBDBBnB"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 1:39 AM The League "Menage a Cinq"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  171. 2:12 AM Paid Programming
  172. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 3:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  174. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 4:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  176. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  177. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 5:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  181. 7:00 AM Sports Night "Mary Pat Shelby"
    • TV-14
  182. 7:30 AM Sports Night "The Head Coach, Dinner and the Morning Mail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  183. 8:00 AM Mad About You "Paul Slips in the Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Nat & Arley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  188. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  189. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  190. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  191. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 1:00 PM Tooth Fairy
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  194. 3:00 PM Soul Surfer
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  195. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  196. Tuesday Night
  197. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Christmas Stories"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  199. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe'N'A Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  200. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Apocalypse Cow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  201. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mypods and Boomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  202. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Bob Next Door"
  203. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  204. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  205. Wednesday, September 2
  206. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  207. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  208. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  209. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  210. 2:04 AM Body Beast
  211. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  213. 3:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  214. 4:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  215. 4:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  216. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 5:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  218. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  220. 7:00 AM Sports Night "Dear Louise ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  221. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Thespis"
    • TV-PG
  222. 8:00 AM Mad About You "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  223. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Season Opener"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  224. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  229. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  230. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  233. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  234. 2:00 PM Paranormal Activity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  235. 4:00 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  236. 6:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  237. Wednesday Night
  238. 8:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  239. 10:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  240. Thursday, September 3
  241. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • R
  242. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  243. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  250. 6:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  251. 6:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  252. 7:00 AM Sports Night "The Quality of Mercy at 29K"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Shoe Money Tonight"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  254. 8:00 AM Mad About You "A Pain in the Neck"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 8:30 AM Mad About You "Tragedy Plus Time"
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  260. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  261. 11:30 AM Paranormal Activity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  262. 1:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  263. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  264. 6:00 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  265. Thursday Night
  266. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  267. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The President Wore Pearls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  268. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  269. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Waverly Hills, 9021-D'Oh"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  270. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Postcards From the Wedge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  271. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Elementary School Musical"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  272. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "A Test Before Trying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  273. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  274. Friday, September 4
  275. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  276. 1:04 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  277. 2:07 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  278. 3:11 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  279. 4:14 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  284. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  285. 7:00 AM Sports Night "The Six Southern Gentlemen of Tennessee"
    • TV-PG
  286. 7:30 AM Sports Night "Smoky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 8:00 AM Mad About You "There's a Puma in the Kitchen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  288. 8:30 AM Mad About You "The Silent Show"
    • TV-14  (S)
  289. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. 9:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  292. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  293. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  294. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  295. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  296. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  297. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  298. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 2:00 PM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 2:30 PM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 3:00 PM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  302. 3:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  303. 4:00 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  304. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Homer They Fall"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  307. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Grift of the Magi"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  308. Friday Night
  309. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  310. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Simpsina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  311. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  313. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Changing of the Guardian"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  314. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  316. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  317. Saturday, September 5
  318. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  319. 12:31 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  320. 1:02 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  321. 1:33 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  322. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  323. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  324. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 3:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  326. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 5:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  329. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 6:00 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  331. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  337. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Stark Raving Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Rosebud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 10:30 AM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  340. 1:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  341. 4:30 PM Super 8
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 7:00 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Saturday Night
  344. 10:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. Sunday, September 6
  346. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Constant Horror and Bone-Deep Dissatisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  347. 2:32 AM You're the Worst "Fists and Feet and Stuff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  348. 3:06 AM The League "The Beach House"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  349. 3:42 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  351. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 5:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  353. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 7:30 AM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  358. 10:00 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  359. 1:30 PM Super 8
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Radio Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror VI"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Skinner's Sense of Snow"
    • TV-PG
  366. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  367. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  368. Sunday Night
  369. 8:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  370. 10:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  371. Monday, September 7
  372. 12:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  373. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  374. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  376. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  382. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:00 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  385. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  388. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart the Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Colonel Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "Springfield Connection"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  399. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Girlie Edition"
    • TV-PG
  400. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  401. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  402. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  403. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  404. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  405. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Pokey Mom"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  406. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  407. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  408. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "C.E. D'OH"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  409. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  410. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Simple Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  411. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Mommie Beerest"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. Monday Night
  413. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Crook and Ladder"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  414. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  415. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  416. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  417. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  418. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  421. Tuesday, September 8
  422. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  423. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "The Book Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  424. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  425. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  426. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 4:30 AM Can't Sleep?
  432. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend in L.A."
    • TV-14  (S)
  437. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Thanksgiving Show"
    • TV-PG
  438. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  440. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  443. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  444. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  445. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  446. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  448. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  449. 1:30 PM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  450. 2:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  451. 4:00 PM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  452. 6:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  453. Tuesday Night
  454. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "She Used to Be My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  455. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  456. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  457. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "E. Pluribus Wiggum"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  458. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  459. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Squirt and the Whale"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  460. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Margical History Tour"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  461. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Sweets and Sour Marge"
    • TV-PG
  462. Wednesday, September 9
  463. 12:00 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  464. 12:31 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  465. 1:02 AM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  466. 1:33 AM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  467. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  468. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Buried Fight"
    • TV-G
  478. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Farmer Buchman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  480. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  481. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  482. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  483. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  484. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  485. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  486. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  487. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  488. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  489. 1:00 PM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  490. 3:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  491. 5:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  492. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  493. Wednesday Night
  494. 10:00 PM The League "That Other Draft"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  495. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  496. 11:00 PM The League "That Other Draft"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  497. 11:30 PM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  498. Thursday, September 10
  499. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)