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  1. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Goes to Prep School"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  2. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  3. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  4. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bull-E"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  5. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Frying Game"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  6. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "C.E. D'OH"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  7. Today
  8. 12:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  9. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  10. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  11. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  12. 2:04 AM Tai Chi Master!
  13. 2:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  14. 3:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  15. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  16. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  17. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  18. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  19. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  20. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  21. 6:30 AM Sexy in 2016!
  22. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  27. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  28. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 10:30 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 1:00 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 3:00 PM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  32. 5:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  35. 11:00 PM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  36. 11:30 PM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  37. Tomorrow
  38. 12:00 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  39. 12:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  40. 1:00 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  41. 1:30 AM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  42. 2:00 AM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  43. 2:30 AM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  44. 3:00 AM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  45. 3:30 AM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  46. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  47. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  48. 5:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  49. 5:30 AM Blade Extravaganza
  50. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  51. 6:30 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  52. 7:00 AM About Time
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  53. 9:30 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  54. 12:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  55. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  56. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Mommie Beerest"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Letter Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  61. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "My Fare Lady"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  62. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  63. 7:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  64. Tomorrow Night
  65. 9:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  66. Monday, February 15
  67. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  68. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  69. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  70. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  71. 2:00 AM Hips and Salsa Zumba
  72. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  73. 3:00 AM Body Beast
  74. 3:30 AM Perfect Cooker!
  75. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  76. 5:00 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  77. 5:30 AM Blade Extravaganza
  78. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  79. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  80. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  81. 7:30 AM Mad About You "New Sleep-Walking PLUS"
    • TV-14  (D)
  82. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  86. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  87. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  88. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  92. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  93. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  94. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  95. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  97. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  98. 4:00 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  99. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  100. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "I Married Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  102. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. Monday Night
  104. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  105. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  106. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Springfield Files"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  109. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  110. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  111. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  112. Tuesday, February 16
  113. 12:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Being Frank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 12:30 AM Man Seeking Woman "Honey"
  115. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  116. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  117. 2:00 AM Introducing the Shark Rocket Powerhead vacuum - All Surface Cleaning
  118. 2:30 AM Blade Extravaganza
  119. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 3:30 AM Blade Extravaganza
  121. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  122. 4:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  123. 5:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  124. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  126. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Parking Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 10:30 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  134. 1:00 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  135. 3:00 PM Knowing
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 5:30 PM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  137. Tuesday Night
  138. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  139. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Regarding Margie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  140. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  141. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer of Seville"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  142. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mypods and Boomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  143. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Thursdays With Abie"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  144. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Weekend at Burnsie's"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  145. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Margical History Tour"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  146. Wednesday, February 17
  147. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  148. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  149. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  150. 1:33 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  151. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  152. 2:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  153. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  154. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  155. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  156. 4:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  157. 5:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  158. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  159. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  160. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  161. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Good, the Bad, and the Not-So-Appealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  162. 7:30 AM Mad About You "I Don't See It"
    • TV-14  (L)
  163. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  165. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  167. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 10:30 AM Knowing
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 1:00 PM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  170. 3:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  171. 5:30 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  172. 7:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  173. Wednesday Night
  174. 10:00 PM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 10:31 PM Man Seeking Woman "Cactus"
    • NEW
  176. 11:01 PM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 11:31 PM Man Seeking Woman "Cactus"
  178. Thursday, February 18
  179. 12:01 AM The Simpsons "Changing of the Guardian"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  180. 12:31 AM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 1:01 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  182. 1:31 AM Man Seeking Woman "Cactus"
  183. 2:01 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  184. 2:31 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 3:01 AM Paid Programming
  186. 3:30 AM Blade Extravaganza
  187. 4:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  188. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  189. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:00 AM Perfect Cooker!
  192. 6:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  193. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Yoko Said"
    • TV-14  (L)
  194. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Angel for Murray"
    • TV-PG
  195. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  199. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  202. 11:30 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  203. 1:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  204. 3:30 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  205. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. Thursday Night
  207. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  209. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  210. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  211. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  212. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  213. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Adventures in Baby Getting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  214. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  215. Friday, February 19
  216. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  217. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  218. 2:08 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  219. 3:11 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 4:16 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 5:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  223. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  224. 6:00 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  225. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  226. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Couple"
    • TV-14  (D)
  227. 7:30 AM Mad About You "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-14
  228. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  233. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  234. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  236. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  237. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  238. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  240. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  242. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  243. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  244. 4:00 PM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  245. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  246. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa Gets an A"
    • TV-PG
  247. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  248. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  249. Friday Night
  250. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Father"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  253. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Luca$"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  254. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  255. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  256. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the Key"
    • TV-PG
  257. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Helter Shelter"
    • TV-PG
  258. Saturday, February 20
  259. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  260. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  261. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  262. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  264. 2:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  265. 3:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  266. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 5:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  270. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  271. 6:00 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  272. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  274. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  275. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  278. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  279. 10:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  280. 12:00 PM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  281. 2:00 PM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  282. 4:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  283. 6:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  284. Saturday Night
  285. 8:00 PM Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  286. 10:00 PM Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  287. Sunday, February 21
  288. 12:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 12:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 1:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  291. 1:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  292. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 5:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  299. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 6:30 AM Body Beast
  302. 7:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  303. 9:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  304. 11:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  305. 1:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  306. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Colonel Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  309. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  310. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  311. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  312. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Yokel Chords"
    • TV-PG
  313. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Papa Don't Leech"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  314. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  315. Sunday Night
  316. 10:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  317. Monday, February 22
  318. 1:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 1:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  320. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 3:00 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  323. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Ovulation Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Get Back"
    • TV-14
  332. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  336. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  340. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  341. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  344. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  345. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  346. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  347. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  348. 4:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  350. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  352. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "New Kid on the Block"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  353. Monday Night
  354. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Cape Feare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  355. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Phobia"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  359. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  360. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  361. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  362. Tuesday, February 23
  363. 12:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "McPoyle vs. Ponderosa: The Trial of the Century"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 12:30 AM Man Seeking Woman "Cactus"
  365. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  367. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Dream Weaver"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Hot and Cold"
    • TV-14  (D)
  379. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  382. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  383. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  384. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  385. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  388. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  390. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  391. 2:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  392. 4:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  393. 6:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  394. Tuesday Night
  395. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  396. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  397. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  398. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Debarted"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  399. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "In the Name of the Grandfather"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Postcards From the Wedge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Pray Anything"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  402. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  403. Wednesday, February 24
  404. 12:00 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  405. 12:30 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  406. 1:00 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  407. 1:30 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  408. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  412. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  417. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  418. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Everybody Hates Me"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  420. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  423. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  424. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  427. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  428. 12:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  429. 2:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  430. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  431. 7:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  432. Wednesday Night
  433. 10:00 PM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Catches a Leprechaun"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  434. 10:30 PM Man Seeking Woman "Fuse"
    • NEW
  435. 11:00 PM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Catches a Leprechaun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  436. 11:30 PM Man Seeking Woman "Fuse"
  437. Thursday, February 25
  438. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  439. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  440. 1:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Catches a Leprechaun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  441. 1:30 AM Man Seeking Woman "Fuse"
  442. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Do Me a Favor"
    • TV-G
  453. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Glue People"
    • TV-PG
  454. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  456. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  457. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  458. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  459. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  460. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  461. 11:30 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  462. 2:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  463. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  464. Thursday Night
  465. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  466. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  467. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  468. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Beauty Queen"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  469. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Sweets and Sour Marge"
    • TV-PG
  470. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  471. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Fraudcast News"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  472. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  473. Friday, February 26
  474. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  475. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  476. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  477. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  478. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Sample"
    • TV-14  (D)
  485. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Procedure"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  486. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  488. 9:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  489. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  490. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  491. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  492. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  493. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  494. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  495. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  496. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  497. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  498. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  499. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  500. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  501. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG