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  1. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  2. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  3. Today
  4. 3:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  5. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  8. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  9. 9:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  10. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  11. 10:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  12. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  19. 6:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. Tonight
  21. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  22. 11:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. Tomorrow
  24. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
  32. 8:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  33. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  34. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  36. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  42. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  44. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  45. Tomorrow Night
  46. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. Monday, May 1
  49. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  51. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  52. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  53. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  55. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  56. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  57. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  58. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  59. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  60. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. Monday Night
  71. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  72. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  73. Tuesday, May 2
  74. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  75. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  77. 6:01 AM Pressure Cooker
  78. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  79. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  80. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  81. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  82. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  83. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  84. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  85. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  87. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. Tuesday Night
  97. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  98. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  99. Wednesday, May 3
  100. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  101. 2:11 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 3:22 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 4:32 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  104. 5:43 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 6:13 AM FXM Presents
  106. 6:22 AM Paid Programming
  107. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  108. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  110. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  111. 8:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  112. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  113. 9:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  114. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  115. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  116. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. Wednesday Night
  128. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  129. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. Thursday, May 4
  131. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  132. 2:08 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 3:16 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  134. 4:30 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  135. 5:38 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  136. 7:08 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 8:50 AM Back Pain Solved
  138. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  139. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  141. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  142. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. Thursday Night
  154. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  155. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Friday, May 5
  158. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 6:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  162. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  163. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  164. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  165. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  166. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  167. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  169. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  170. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  172. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. Friday Night
  183. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  184. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  185. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Saturday, May 6
  187. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 6:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. 3:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  200. Saturday Night
  201. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. Sunday, May 7
  204. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. 5:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 5:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 6:08 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 6:38 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 7:09 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 7:39 AM FXM Presents
  211. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  213. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 10:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  218. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 2:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Sunday Night
  222. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Monday, May 8
  225. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  239. 12:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. Monday Night
  251. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  253. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Tuesday, May 9
  255. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 10:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  266. 12:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  267. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  276. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. Tuesday Night
  279. 10:00 PM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  280. Wednesday, May 10
  281. 1:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  282. 2:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 3:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  284. 4:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  286. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 10:00 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  297. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  299. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 7:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. Wednesday Night
  308. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Thursday, May 11
  310. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  311. 2:12 AM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 3:24 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 4:31 AM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 5:43 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Mommy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  315. 6:50 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Devil's Night"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  316. 7:52 AM FXM Presents
  317. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  322. 12:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 7:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. Thursday Night
  335. 11:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. Friday, May 12
  337. 1:30 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. 4:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 10:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  356. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  358. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. Friday Night
  362. 8:00 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13