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  1. 2:00 AM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  2. 5:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  4. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  5. 8:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  6. 8:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  7. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  8. 9:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  9. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  10. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  11. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  12. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  14. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 7:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. Last Night
  24. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. Today
  26. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 1:31 AM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 2:04 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 2:35 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 5:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 5:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  33. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  34. 7:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  35. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  36. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 8:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  38. 9:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  39. 9:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  40. 10:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 12:00 PM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  42. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 7:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  51. Tonight
  52. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  55. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  56. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  57. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  58. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  59. 6:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  60. 7:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 7:50 AM FXM Presents
  62. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  63. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  64. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  65. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  66. 10:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  67. 1:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  68. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. Tomorrow Night
  78. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  80. Friday, September 30
  81. 1:00 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  82. 1:31 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 2:02 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 2:33 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  85. 5:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  86. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  88. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  89. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  90. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  91. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  92. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  93. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  94. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  95. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  96. 12:00 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  97. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  103. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  104. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. Friday Night
  110. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  112. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  113. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  114. Saturday, October 1
  115. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  116. 3:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 5:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  118. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  120. 8:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  121. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  122. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  123. 10:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 1:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  127. 3:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  128. 5:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  129. 7:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  130. Saturday Night
  131. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  132. 11:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  133. Sunday, October 2
  134. 2:00 AM Pitch "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 3:00 AM Pitch "The Interim"
  136. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 5:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 5:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  140. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. 6:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  142. 7:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 7:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  144. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  145. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  146. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  147. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  148. 10:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  149. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  150. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 1:30 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  153. 3:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  154. 5:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  155. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. Sunday Night
  157. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. Monday, October 3
  159. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  160. 2:01 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 3:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 4:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  163. 5:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 5:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  166. 6:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  167. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 7:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  169. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  171. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 10:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 12:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  180. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. Monday Night
  185. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  188. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  189. Tuesday, October 4
  190. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  191. 4:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  195. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  201. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  210. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. Tuesday Night
  214. 8:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  215. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  216. Wednesday, October 5
  217. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  218. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 2:00 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  220. 2:30 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  221. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  222. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 10:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. 12:30 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  235. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  242. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  243. Wednesday Night
  244. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  245. Thursday, October 6
  246. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  247. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  248. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  249. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  250. 5:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  251. 6:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  257. 12:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  258. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  259. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  260. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  264. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. Thursday Night
  268. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  271. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Friday, October 7
  273. 1:00 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  274. 1:30 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  275. 2:00 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 2:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. 4:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 10:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  289. 12:00 PM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  291. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. Friday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 8:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  305. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. Saturday, October 8
  307. 1:30 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 4:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  309. 6:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  310. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 10:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  316. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 2:00 PM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  320. 4:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  321. 6:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  322. Saturday Night
  323. 8:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 11:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  325. Sunday, October 9
  326. 1:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  327. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 6:00 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  332. 6:30 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 7:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 7:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 10:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  340. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 5:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  346. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  347. Sunday Night
  348. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  349. Monday, October 10
  350. 1:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  351. 2:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  352. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  353. 4:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  354. 5:00 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 5:30 AM Baskets "Family Portrait"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  356. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 10:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  365. 12:30 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  366. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  370. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. Monday Night
  378. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  379. 11:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  380. Tuesday, October 11
  381. 1:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13