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  1. 3:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  3. Last Night
  4. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. Today
  7. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. 4:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  9. 5:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 5:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 6:03 AM Paid Programming
  12. 6:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  13. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  14. 7:30 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  15. 8:00 AM Beauty Secrets & Celebrity Makeup Tips You Will Love, all in 1 Minute!
  16. 8:30 AM Identity Theft News
  17. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  18. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  19. 10:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  20. 12:30 PM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  21. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  23. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. Tonight
  32. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. Tomorrow
  35. 2:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 5:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  37. 6:03 AM Sexy Abs!
  38. 6:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  39. 7:00 AM The Hard Truth
  40. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  41. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  42. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  43. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  44. 9:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  45. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  46. 12:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  50. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. Tomorrow Night
  57. 8:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Wednesday, March 1
  60. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  61. 2:23 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  62. 3:47 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  63. 4:50 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 6:13 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  65. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  66. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  67. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  68. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  69. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  70. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  71. 9:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  72. 10:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  73. 12:00 PM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  74. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  82. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. Wednesday Night
  85. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  86. Thursday, March 2
  87. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  88. 2:18 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  89. 3:36 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  90. 4:58 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  91. 6:15 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  92. 7:32 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 8:02 AM FXM Presents
  94. 8:10 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  95. 8:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  96. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  97. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  98. 10:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  99. 12:30 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  100. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  101. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 6:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  108. Thursday Night
  109. 9:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  110. Friday, March 3
  111. 1:00 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 1:32 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  113. 2:06 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 2:38 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. 4:38 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  118. 6:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  119. 6:30 AM Cook Healthier Meals with Nuwave & Make Your Exercise Count
  120. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  121. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  122. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  123. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  124. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  125. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  126. 12:30 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  137. 7:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  138. Friday Night
  139. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. Saturday, March 4
  141. 2:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 6:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  143. 7:17 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 7:47 AM FXM Presents
  145. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  153. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  156. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  157. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  158. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  159. 3:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  161. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Saturday Night
  163. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  164. Sunday, March 5
  165. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  166. 2:31 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  167. 3:38 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  168. 4:41 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  169. 5:58 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  170. 6:28 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  171. 7:45 AM FXM Presents
  172. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 8:30 AM Hurricane Spin Scrubber
  174. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 10:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  178. 12:30 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  179. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  180. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  181. Sunday Night
  182. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  183. Monday, March 6
  184. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  185. 2:12 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  186. 3:23 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  187. 4:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 5:53 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 6:23 AM FXM Presents
  190. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  198. 12:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  199. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  200. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  201. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  205. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. Monday Night
  208. 8:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  209. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  210. Tuesday, March 7
  211. 2:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  213. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  222. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  223. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  225. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. Tuesday Night
  236. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  237. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  238. Wednesday, March 8
  239. 1:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 2:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  242. 4:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  245. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  254. 12:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  255. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  258. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  261. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. Wednesday Night
  265. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  266. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. Thursday, March 9
  268. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  269. 2:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  270. 3:30 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  271. 4:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  272. 5:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  273. 6:30 AM The Americans "The Glanders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  275. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  280. 12:30 PM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  282. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 7:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. Thursday Night
  293. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. Friday, March 10
  295. 1:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 1:30 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 2:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 2:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. 5:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  301. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 10:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  311. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. Friday Night
  323. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  326. 11:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  327. Saturday, March 11
  328. 1:00 AM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  329. 3:00 AM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 5:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  331. 6:30 AM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  334. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 10:00 AM Ellen "Adam's Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 10:30 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  340. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  341. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  343. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 3:30 PM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 6:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. Saturday Night
  349. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. Sunday, March 12
  352. 3:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "All That Glitters Is Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rebel Rebel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  357. 6:30 AM Louie "Miami"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 7:00 AM Louie "Daddy's Girlfriend"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 7:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "All That Glitters Is Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 8:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rebel Rebel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  361. 8:30 AM FXM Presents
  362. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Trainer"
    • TV-14
  365. 10:30 AM Ellen "Mrs. Koger"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 11:00 AM Ellen "Ellen's New Friend"
    • TV-PG
  367. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. 1:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13