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  1. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 11:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  3. Today
  4. 1:30 AM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  5. 4:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  6. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  7. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  8. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  9. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  10. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  11. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  12. 9:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  13. 9:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  14. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  15. 12:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  21. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  22. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 7:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Tonight
  28. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Tomorrow
  30. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  31. 2:01 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  32. 3:02 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  33. 4:12 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 5:13 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  35. 6:23 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  36. 7:23 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 7:53 AM FXM Presents
  38. 8:02 AM Amazing Abs
  39. 8:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  40. 9:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  41. 10:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  43. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  46. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. Tomorrow Night
  54. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. Friday, August 18
  57. 2:00 AM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  59. 6:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  60. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  61. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  62. 7:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  63. 8:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  64. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  65. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  66. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  68. 12:30 PM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  69. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 7:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Friday Night
  80. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Saturday, August 19
  82. 2:00 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. 5:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 9:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  90. 10:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  91. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 1:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  95. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. Saturday Night
  97. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  99. Sunday, August 20
  100. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  101. 3:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  102. 3:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 4:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 4:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  105. 5:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 6:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 6:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 7:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 7:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  111. 8:01 AM Paid Programming
  112. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  113. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  114. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 2:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  124. 4:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. 7:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  126. Sunday Night
  127. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  128. Monday, August 21
  129. 1:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  130. 2:01 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. 3:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  132. 4:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 5:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 6:04 AM Money Maker
  136. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  137. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  138. 7:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  139. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  140. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  141. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  144. 12:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  145. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  146. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. Monday Night
  156. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  157. 11:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  158. Tuesday, August 22
  159. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  160. 3:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  161. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 10:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  171. 12:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  172. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. Tuesday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. Wednesday, August 23
  188. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  200. 12:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. Wednesday Night
  213. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  214. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  215. Thursday, August 24
  216. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  217. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  218. 3:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. 4:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  221. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  222. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  224. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  229. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  230. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  233. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. Thursday Night
  242. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 8:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  245. Friday, August 25
  246. 1:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  247. 3:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  248. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  249. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 10:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  260. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  261. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. Friday Night
  272. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 9:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. Saturday, August 26
  277. 1:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  279. 6:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  280. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 10:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  285. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 3:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  290. 5:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. 7:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. Saturday Night
  293. 9:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  294. Sunday, August 27
  295. 12:00 AM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  296. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  297. 3:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 4:00 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 4:30 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  300. 5:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  301. 5:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  302. 6:00 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  303. 6:30 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  304. 7:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  305. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  306. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 10:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  311. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  317. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 5:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  321. 7:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  322. Sunday Night
  323. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. Monday, August 28
  325. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  326. 2:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  327. 3:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  328. 4:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 10:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  340. 12:00 PM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  341. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  346. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  349. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. Monday Night
  353. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  355. Tuesday, August 29
  356. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 3:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  358. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  359. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 10:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  368. 12:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  369. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  370. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. Tuesday Night
  380. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R