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  1. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  8. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  10. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  17. Today
  18. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  19. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  20. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  21. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  22. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  24. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  25. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  26. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  27. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  28. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  29. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  31. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  32. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  34. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  50. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  54. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  55. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  56. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  57. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  58. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  59. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  60. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  61. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  62. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  63. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. Tomorrow Night
  76. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Saturday, September 5
  80. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  82. 8:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  83. 8:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  84. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  85. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  86. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  88. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  95. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  96. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  97. Saturday Night
  98. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  99. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. Sunday, September 6
  101. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  106. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  108. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  110. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  112. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  113. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  114. 9:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  115. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  116. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  117. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  124. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  125. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  126. Sunday Night
  127. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  128. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  129. Monday, September 7
  130. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  131. 2:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  132. 3:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 4:05 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  134. 5:06 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:36 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 6:06 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  137. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  138. 7:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  139. 7:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  140. 8:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  141. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  142. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  145. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  146. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  148. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  151. Monday Night
  152. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  156. Tuesday, September 8
  157. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  159. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  160. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 4:10 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 4:40 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 5:40 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:10 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  166. 6:30 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  167. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 9:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  172. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  174. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  179. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  184. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. Tuesday Night
  187. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  188. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  189. Wednesday, September 9
  190. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  191. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  192. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  193. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  196. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 8:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  198. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  201. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  203. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  208. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. Wednesday Night
  212. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  216. Thursday, September 10
  217. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  218. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  221. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  222. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  223. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  227. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  229. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  230. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  235. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  239. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. Thursday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  243. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Friday, September 11
  245. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  246. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  247. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  248. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 3:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  252. 4:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 7:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  259. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 10:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  263. 12:00 PM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  266. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. Friday Night
  276. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. Saturday, September 12
  280. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 3:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. 5:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  284. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  289. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  290. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  292. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  295. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  297. 4:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  298. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Saturday Night
  300. 11:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Sunday, September 13
  302. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 5:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  309. 6:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  310. 6:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  311. 7:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 7:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  322. 3:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. Sunday Night
  325. 10:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. Monday, September 14
  327. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  328. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  330. 4:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  333. 6:00 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  342. 12:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. Monday Night
  354. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  357. 11:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  358. Tuesday, September 15
  359. 1:00 AM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  360. 3:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  361. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  362. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 10:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  371. 12:30 PM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  372. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  377. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  379. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  380. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. Tuesday Night
  384. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. Wednesday, September 16
  386. 1:00 AM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  387. 3:00 AM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  388. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Retards"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  389. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 10:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  398. 12:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13