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  1. 7:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  2. Last Night
  3. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  4. Today
  5. 1:00 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 2:12 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 3:24 AM Tyrant "The Other Brother"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  8. 4:28 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 5:39 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  10. 6:09 AM FXM Presents
  11. 6:19 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  12. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  13. 7:00 AM Portable Cooktop
  14. 7:30 AM Six Star Knife Set
  15. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  16. 8:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  17. 9:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  18. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  19. 10:00 AM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. 12:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  21. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  25. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. Tonight
  32. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. 11:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  34. Tomorrow
  35. 2:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  36. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Pink Cupcakes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  37. 6:01 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Bullseye"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  38. 7:05 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Test of Strength"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  39. 8:05 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  40. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  41. 9:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  42. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  43. 10:00 AM Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  44. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  51. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. Tomorrow Night
  57. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 8:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  59. 10:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  60. Friday, July 31
  61. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 1:33 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  63. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  64. 2:36 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  65. 3:06 AM Married "Aftershocks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  66. 3:37 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  67. 4:10 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  68. 4:42 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  69. 5:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 5:42 AM FXM Presents
  71. 6:00 AM Breaking Bald
  72. 6:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  73. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  74. 7:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  75. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  76. 9:00 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  77. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  78. 10:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. 12:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  80. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  84. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. Friday Night
  92. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  93. 8:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  94. 11:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  95. Saturday, August 1
  96. 2:00 AM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  97. 5:00 AM Miss March
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  98. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  102. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  103. 9:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  104. 10:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  105. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  106. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  107. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  109. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  110. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 2:30 PM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  113. 5:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  114. Saturday Night
  115. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  116. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  117. Sunday, August 2
  118. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 4:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  123. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  124. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  125. 5:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  126. 6:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  127. 6:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 7:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  129. 7:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  132. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  133. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  134. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  139. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 1:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  141. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  142. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  143. Sunday Night
  144. 10:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  145. Monday, August 3
  146. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  147. 2:10 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  148. 3:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  149. 4:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  150. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:02 AM Blademasters
  152. 6:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  153. 7:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  154. 7:30 AM Breaking Bald
  155. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 8:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  157. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  159. 10:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. 12:00 PM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  163. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  165. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  166. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. Monday Night
  173. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  174. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  175. Tuesday, August 4
  176. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  177. 4:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  178. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 7:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  181. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 10:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  188. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  192. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  193. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. Tuesday Night
  200. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  202. 11:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  203. Wednesday, August 5
  204. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  205. 2:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  206. 3:00 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  207. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  208. 5:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  210. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 7:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  213. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  219. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  220. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  227. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  229. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. Wednesday Night
  232. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  235. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. Thursday, August 6
  237. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. 3:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  241. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 10:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  248. 10:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 12:30 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  252. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  258. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 7:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  261. Thursday Night
  262. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. Friday, August 7
  264. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 1:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  266. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 2:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  268. 3:00 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 4:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  272. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  274. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  276. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 10:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 12:00 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  284. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  286. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  287. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  295. Friday Night
  296. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Saturday, August 8
  299. 2:00 AM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 5:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  301. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 10:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 1:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. 3:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  315. 6:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  316. Saturday Night
  317. 9:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  318. Sunday, August 9
  319. 12:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  320. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 4:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 4:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  326. 5:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  327. 5:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 6:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  329. 6:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 7:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  331. 7:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  332. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  337. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 2:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  344. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  345. Sunday Night
  346. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  347. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. Monday, August 10
  349. 1:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  350. 2:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  351. 3:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  352. 4:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  353. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  354. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 8:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  359. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  363. 12:30 PM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  364. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  367. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. Monday Night
  376. 8:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  377. 11:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. Tuesday, August 11
  379. 2:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  380. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 10:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  389. 12:00 PM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  390. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  393. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  399. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)