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  1. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  2. 6:30 AM Body Beast
  3. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  4. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  5. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  6. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  7. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  8. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  9. 10:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  10. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  11. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. Last Night
  23. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 8:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. Today
  27. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  31. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  32. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  33. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  34. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 8:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  36. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  38. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  39. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  48. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. Tonight
  52. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  53. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  54. Tomorrow
  55. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  56. 4:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  57. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  58. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  59. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  60. 7:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  61. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 8:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  63. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  65. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. 12:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  67. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. Tomorrow Night
  77. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. Thursday, May 5
  79. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  80. 2:12 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  81. 3:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  82. 4:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  83. 5:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 8:37 AM Body Beast
  85. 9:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  86. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  87. 10:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  88. 12:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  92. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. Thursday Night
  101. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  102. Friday, May 6
  103. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  104. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  105. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  106. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  107. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  108. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  111. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  112. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  113. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  114. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  115. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  116. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  117. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  118. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  119. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  120. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. Friday Night
  133. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  135. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Saturday, May 7
  137. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  146. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  156. Saturday Night
  157. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. Sunday, May 8
  159. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  160. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  163. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  164. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  167. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  168. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  171. 9:00 AM Monster Blades
  172. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  175. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  189. Sunday Night
  190. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  192. Monday, May 9
  193. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  207. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  210. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  217. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. Monday Night
  219. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Tuesday, May 10
  222. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  225. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  235. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  236. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  242. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. Tuesday Night
  248. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  251. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. Wednesday, May 11
  253. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  255. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  266. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  267. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  270. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. Wednesday Night
  278. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. Thursday, May 12
  282. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  283. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  284. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  285. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  286. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  287. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  288. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  289. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 10:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  294. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. Thursday Night
  306. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  307. Friday, May 13
  308. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  309. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  310. 2:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  311. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  312. 5:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  322. 12:00 PM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  323. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. Friday Night
  336. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  339. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  340. Saturday, May 14
  341. 1:30 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  342. 4:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  343. 6:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  356. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 6:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  358. Saturday Night
  359. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  361. Sunday, May 15
  362. 1:30 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 7:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 7:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 1:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  382. 3:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  384. Sunday Night
  385. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  386. 11:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. Monday, May 16
  388. 1:30 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  389. 4:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R