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  1. 4:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Heartbroke Kid"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  4. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Rome-Old and Juli-Eh"
    • TV-PG
  6. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  7. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "My Fare Lady"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  8. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Barthood"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  9. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  10. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  11. Today
  12. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  13. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  14. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  15. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  17. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  18. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  19. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  20. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  21. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  22. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  23. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  24. 6:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  25. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  26. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Caper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Baby Video"
    • TV-PG
  28. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  32. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ms. Knope Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  34. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soda Tax"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  35. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
    • TV-14  (L)
  36. 12:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  37. 2:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  38. 6:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  39. Tonight
  40. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  41. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  42. Tomorrow
  43. 12:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  44. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  45. 3:30 AM Business On The Go
  46. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  47. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  48. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  50. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  51. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  52. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Fire at Riff's"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  53. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  54. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  57. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  58. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Sex Education"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ben's Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  60. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April"
    • TV-PG
  61. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  62. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Two Parties"
    • TV-14  (L)
  64. 1:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  65. 3:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  66. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  67. Tomorrow Night
  68. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  71. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  72. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  74. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Gone Abie Gone"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  75. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  76. Friday, March 31
  77. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  78. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  79. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  80. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. 2:00 AM The League "The Great Night of Shiva"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  82. 2:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 3:15 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 3:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 4:15 AM Paid Programming
  86. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  88. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  89. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  90. 6:30 AM Fight the 7 signs of aging
  91. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Paul Slips in the Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  92. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Nat & Arley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  95. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  96. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  99. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  100. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  102. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  103. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage"
    • TV-PG
  104. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann's Decision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response"
    • TV-14  (L)
  106. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  107. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Correspondent's Lunch"
    • TV-14  (L)
  108. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  109. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  110. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  111. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  112. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  113. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  114. Friday Night
  115. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "500 Keys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  116. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  117. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  118. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  119. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  120. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Girl Code"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  121. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  122. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  123. Saturday, April 1
  124. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  125. 12:31 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. 1:02 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  127. 1:33 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  129. 2:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  130. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  131. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  132. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  136. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  137. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  138. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  141. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  142. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  145. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  146. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  147. 1:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 3:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  149. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  150. Saturday Night
  151. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Sunday, April 2
  154. 12:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  155. 12:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 1:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 1:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  158. 2:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  160. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  168. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  169. 9:00 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 11:30 AM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  171. 1:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  172. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  173. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Exit to Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  177. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XV"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  178. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  179. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  180. Sunday Night
  181. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Monday, April 3
  184. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  187. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  195. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Season Opener"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  196. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  197. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  200. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  202. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  203. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  206. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  207. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  208. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  209. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  211. 3:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dead Putting Society"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. Monday Night
  217. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge on the Lam"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  219. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  220. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  221. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  224. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  225. Tuesday, April 4
  226. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  227. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pain in the Neck"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Tragedy Plus Time"
    • TV-14  (D)
  239. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  243. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  246. 11:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  247. 1:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. 4:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  250. Tuesday Night
  251. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  252. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  253. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  254. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  255. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  257. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Father Knows Worst"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  258. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  259. Wednesday, April 5
  260. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  261. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  262. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  264. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 7:00 AM Mad About You "There's a Puma in the Kitchen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Silent Show"
    • TV-14  (S)
  276. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  279. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  280. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  281. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  282. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  284. 12:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 2:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  286. 4:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  287. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. Wednesday Night
  289. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 10:30 PM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  291. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  292. 11:30 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  293. Thursday, April 6
  294. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 2:00 AM The Simpsons "The Sweetest Apu"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  296. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  297. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend in L.A."
    • TV-14  (S)
  306. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Buried Fight"
    • TV-G
  307. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  315. 12:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  316. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  317. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. Thursday Night
  319. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  320. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Was"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  323. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Duffless"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  324. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  325. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "She Used to Be My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  327. Friday, April 7
  328. 12:00 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 12:30 AM Archer "The Handoff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  330. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Prep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 1:30 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  333. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "Crevasses"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  336. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Farmer Buchman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Win a Free Car"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  344. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  345. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  347. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  349. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  355. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  357. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  359. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 4:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  361. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "My Sister, My Sitter"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Das Bus"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. Friday Night
  366. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Wet Your Mother"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  368. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Fabulous Faker Boy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  369. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  370. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  371. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  372. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  373. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  374. Saturday, April 8
  375. 12:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  376. 12:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  377. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  378. 1:30 AM Archer "Liquid Lunch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  379. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  396. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 11:30 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  399. 3:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  400. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  401. Saturday Night
  402. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  403. 10:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  404. Sunday, April 9
  405. 12:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  406. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  407. 1:30 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  408. 2:00 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  409. 2:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  410. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  411. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  417. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  418. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 7:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  420. 10:30 AM 300
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  421. 1:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  422. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson and Delilah"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  423. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  426. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  429. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Burns Cage"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  430. 7:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  431. Sunday Night
  432. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  433. Monday, April 10
  434. 1:00 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  435. 1:30 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  436. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  437. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  438. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  439. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  440. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  444. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Honeymoon"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  447. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality II"
    • TV-14
  448. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  451. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  452. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  454. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  455. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  456. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  457. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  458. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  459. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  460. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  461. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  462. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  463. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  464. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  465. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Daredevil"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  466. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Colonel Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  467. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "New Kid on the Block"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  468. Monday Night
  469. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Inner Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  470. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  471. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Home Sweet Home-Dum-Diddly Doodily"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  472. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  473. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  474. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  475. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  476. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  477. Tuesday, April 11
  478. 12:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  479. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  481. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  482. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  483. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  489. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Uncle Phil Goes Back to High School"
    • TV-14  (D)
  490. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Murray at the Dog Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  491. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  493. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  494. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  495. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  496. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  497. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  498. 11:30 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  499. 2:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  500. 4:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13