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  1. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  3. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  4. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  5. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Wedding Affair"
    • TV-PG
  6. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Love Among the Tiles"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  7. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  11. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  14. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  15. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:30 PM Super 8
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. 3:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  18. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. Last Night
  20. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge on the Lam"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mommie Beerest"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Rome-Old and Juli-Eh"
    • TV-PG
  27. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  28. Today
  29. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  30. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  31. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  32. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  34. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  36. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  37. 6:00 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  38. 6:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  39. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Billionaire"
    • TV-G
  40. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Man Who Said Hello"
    • TV-G
  41. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  45. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  47. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  52. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  55. 3:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Cartridge Family"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  59. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  60. Tonight
  61. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  63. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Hardly Kirk-ing"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  64. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Winter of His Content"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  66. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mathlete's Feat"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  67. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  69. Tomorrow
  70. 12:00 AM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  71. 12:31 AM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  72. 1:02 AM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  73. 1:33 AM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  74. 2:04 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  75. 2:30 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  76. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 3:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  78. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 4:30 AM Bizarre Trick To Relieve Snoring!
  80. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  81. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  82. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  83. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  84. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  88. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  90. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 10:30 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  92. 1:00 PM Push
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. 3:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  94. 5:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. Tomorrow Night
  96. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  97. 10:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. Sunday, May 1
  99. 1:00 AM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  100. 1:30 AM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  101. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  104. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  106. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  107. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  109. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  110. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  111. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 8:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  114. 10:00 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  116. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  118. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  119. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Tennis the Menace"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  120. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  121. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Wife Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  122. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  123. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  124. 7:00 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. Sunday Night
  126. 9:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  127. Monday, May 2
  128. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  129. 12:30 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  130. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  136. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  137. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  138. 5:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  139. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  140. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  141. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  142. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  143. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  144. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  148. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  153. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  155. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  156. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  158. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 3:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  160. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. Monday Night
  165. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  167. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  168. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  169. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  170. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  171. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  172. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  173. Tuesday, May 3
  174. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  175. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 3:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  178. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  181. 5:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  182. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  183. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  185. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  186. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  187. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  192. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  197. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  198. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  199. Tuesday Night
  200. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  201. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  202. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  203. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  204. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  206. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  207. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  208. Wednesday, May 4
  209. 12:00 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  210. 12:30 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  211. 1:00 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  212. 1:30 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  213. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  218. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  221. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  223. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  224. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  225. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  228. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  230. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  235. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  236. Wednesday Night
  237. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  238. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  239. Thursday, May 5
  240. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  244. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  248. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  251. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  252. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  254. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  255. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  259. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  262. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  263. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  266. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  267. Thursday Night
  268. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  271. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  274. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  275. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  276. Friday, May 6
  277. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  278. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  279. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  280. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  281. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  297. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  299. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  301. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  302. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  305. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  306. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  307. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  308. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  309. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  310. Friday Night
  311. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  312. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  313. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  314. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  315. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  316. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  318. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  319. Saturday, May 7
  320. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  321. 12:30 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  322. 1:00 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  323. 1:30 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  324. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  332. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  338. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  341. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  343. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  344. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  345. Saturday Night
  346. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  347. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  348. Sunday, May 8
  349. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  350. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  351. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  352. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  353. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  366. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  368. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  369. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  370. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  372. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  373. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  374. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  375. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  376. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  377. Sunday Night
  378. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  379. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  380. Monday, May 9
  381. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  397. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  399. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  400. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  401. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  402. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  404. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  405. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  406. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  407. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  408. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  409. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  410. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  411. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  413. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  414. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  416. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  417. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. Monday Night
  419. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  421. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  423. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  424. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  425. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  426. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  427. Tuesday, May 10
  428. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  429. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  440. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  441. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  444. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  445. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  446. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  447. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  449. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  450. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  451. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  452. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  453. Tuesday Night
  454. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  455. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  456. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  457. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  458. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  459. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  460. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  461. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  462. Wednesday, May 11
  463. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  464. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  465. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  466. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  467. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  478. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  479. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  482. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  483. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  484. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  485. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  486. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  488. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  489. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  490. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  491. Wednesday Night
  492. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  493. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  494. Thursday, May 12
  495. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  496. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  497. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  498. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  499. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  500. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  501. 4:30 AM Paid Programming