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  1. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  2. 5:00 AM Hollywood's Best Kept Beauty Secret! For all ages and all skin types
  3. 5:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  4. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  5. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  6. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  7. 9:30 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  8. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  11. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  14. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  18. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  19. Last Night
  20. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  21. Today
  22. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  23. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  25. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  26. 3:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  27. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  28. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  29. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  30. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  31. 6:00 AM Sexy Abs!
  32. 6:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  33. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  34. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  39. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  40. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  41. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  46. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tonight
  48. 10:00 PM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  49. 11:23 PM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 12:47 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  52. 2:11 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  53. 3:18 AM Paid Programming
  54. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  55. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  56. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  57. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  58. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  59. 6:00 AM Sexy Abs!
  60. 6:30 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  61. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  62. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  63. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  70. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. Tomorrow Night
  76. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  77. 11:03 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  78. Thursday, February 23
  79. 12:06 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  80. 1:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  81. 2:33 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  82. 3:33 AM The Strain "Do or Die"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 4:32 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:02 AM FXM Presents
  85. 5:05 AM Paid Programming
  86. 5:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  87. 6:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  88. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  89. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  90. 9:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  91. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  100. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. Thursday Night
  106. 8:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  107. 10:00 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  108. 10:34 PM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 11:06 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA
  110. 11:40 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  111. Friday, February 24
  112. 1:40 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA
  113. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:44 AM FXM Presents
  115. 3:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  116. 3:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  117. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  118. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  119. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  120. 6:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  121. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 7:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  123. 9:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  127. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  133. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 4:30 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  135. Friday Night
  136. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Saturday, February 25
  138. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  139. 1:03 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  141. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 6:30 AM Sexy Abs!
  144. 7:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  145. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 11:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  150. 2:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  151. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  152. Saturday Night
  153. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 11:00 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  155. Sunday, February 26
  156. 12:03 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:03 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:33 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:03 AM Atlanta "Juneteenth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 2:35 AM Atlanta "The Jacket"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 3:08 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  163. 3:38 AM The Strain "The Fall"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  164. 4:38 AM FXM Presents
  165. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  167. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  169. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Toast"
    • TV-PG
  170. 7:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  171. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  176. 2:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  177. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. Sunday Night
  179. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. Monday, February 27
  182. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  183. 2:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  185. 3:03 AM Paid Programming
  186. 3:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  187. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 4:30 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  189. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  191. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 7:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  194. 9:30 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  195. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  197. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. Monday Night
  207. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. Tuesday, February 28
  210. 2:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  211. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 4:00 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  214. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  220. 9:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  224. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. Tuesday Night
  233. 10:00 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  234. 11:30 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  235. Wednesday, March 1
  236. 12:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  237. 1:30 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 7:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  247. 9:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  248. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  259. Wednesday Night
  260. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  261. 11:30 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  262. Thursday, March 2
  263. 12:30 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  264. 2:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  265. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  266. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  268. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 7:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  273. 9:30 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  274. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  275. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  282. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  283. Thursday Night
  284. 10:00 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 10:30 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  286. 11:00 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  287. 11:30 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. Friday, March 3
  289. 1:30 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  292. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  301. 9:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. 4:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  313. Friday Night
  314. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 11:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. Saturday, March 4
  317. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  318. 4:00 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  320. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  329. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  331. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  332. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  333. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  334. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 2:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  336. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  338. Saturday Night
  339. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  340. 11:30 PM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. Sunday, March 5
  342. 12:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  343. 1:30 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  344. 2:30 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  345. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  346. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  347. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 7:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  353. 9:30 AM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  355. 3:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  356. 7:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  357. Sunday Night
  358. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. Monday, March 6
  361. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  362. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  365. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 3:30 AM Paid Programming