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  1. 12:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 3:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 5:00 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  7. Today
  8. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:00 AM Power Now
  11. 3:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  12. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  13. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  14. 5:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  15. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  16. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  17. 6:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  18. 7:00 AM The Fog
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  19. 9:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  20. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  23. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  25. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  32. Tonight
  33. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 11:30 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  35. Tomorrow
  36. 3:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  37. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  38. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  39. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  40. 5:00 AM Power Now
  41. 5:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  42. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  43. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  45. 9:30 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  46. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  50. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  55. 7:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  56. Tomorrow Night
  57. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  58. Wednesday, July 27
  59. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  61. 4:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  62. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  63. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  64. 5:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  65. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  66. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 7:00 AM Won't Back Down
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  68. 9:30 AM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  69. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  71. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 7:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Wednesday Night
  82. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  83. 11:16 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  84. Thursday, July 28
  85. 12:32 AM Tyrant "The Dead and the Living"
    • TV-MA
  86. 1:45 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  87. 3:01 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  88. 4:01 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  89. 5:01 AM Paid Programming
  90. 5:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  91. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  92. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  93. 7:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  103. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  105. 7:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. Thursday Night
  107. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  108. 10:31 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bad Blood"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 11:03 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  110. 11:34 PM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. Friday, July 29
  112. 1:34 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  113. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  116. 3:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  117. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  118. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  119. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  120. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  122. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 7:00 AM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  124. 9:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  125. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  127. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Friday Night
  138. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  140. Saturday, July 30
  141. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  142. 2:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  143. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 10:00 AM Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  156. 12:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  157. 2:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 4:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. Saturday Night
  160. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. Sunday, July 31
  164. 12:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 12:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 1:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 3:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 3:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  174. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  176. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 7:00 AM Ellen "Break Up"
    • TV-PG
  179. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Empty Places"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  183. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 11:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 3:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. 6:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  189. Sunday Night
  190. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 11:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. Monday, August 1
  193. 2:00 AM The Strain "Dead End"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  194. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  203. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  204. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  209. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  216. Monday Night
  217. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  218. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  219. Tuesday, August 2
  220. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  221. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  230. 9:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  231. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  238. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  243. Tuesday Night
  244. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. Wednesday, August 3
  247. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Punch-Drunk Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  258. 9:00 AM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  259. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. Wednesday Night
  272. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  273. 11:17 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  274. Thursday, August 4
  275. 12:34 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  276. 1:50 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  277. 3:07 AM The Strain "Fallen Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  278. 4:07 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 5:07 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 7:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 7:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  297. Thursday Night
  298. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  299. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  300. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  301. 11:30 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  302. Friday, August 5
  303. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  304. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  306. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  316. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D)
  325. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  329. Friday Night
  330. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  331. 11:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. Saturday, August 6
  333. 1:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  334. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  345. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 10:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  347. 12:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 3:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 6:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  350. Saturday Night
  351. 9:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. Sunday, August 7
  354. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 12:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 1:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  362. 4:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Ellen "Womyn Fest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Touched"
    • TV-14  (V)
  370. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  376. 11:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13