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  1. 3:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  2. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  3. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  4. 4:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  5. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  6. 5:30 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  7. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  8. 6:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  9. 7:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  10. 9:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  11. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:30 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  25. Last Night
  26. 8:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 10:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. Today
  29. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  30. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Mutha"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  32. 3:30 AM Introducing the Shark Rocket Powerhead vacuum - All Surface Cleaning
  33. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  34. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  35. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 6:00 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  38. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  39. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  40. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D)
  46. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  49. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 5:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  53. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. Tonight
  55. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  56. 11:01 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  57. Tomorrow
  58. 12:02 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  59. 1:20 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  60. 2:22 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 2:52 AM FXM Presents
  62. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  63. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  64. 4:00 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  65. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  66. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  67. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  68. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  69. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  70. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. 9:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  72. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  86. Tomorrow Night
  87. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  88. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  89. Thursday, February 11
  90. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  91. 2:01 AM Rescue Me "Menses"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  92. 3:02 AM Rescue Me "Press"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  93. 4:03 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  95. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  96. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  97. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  98. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  99. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  100. 9:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (L)
  104. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D)
  105. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 6:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  116. Thursday Night
  117. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. 10:00 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  119. 10:32 PM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA
  120. 11:03 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  121. 11:35 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. Friday, February 12
  123. 1:35 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  124. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 3:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  127. 3:30 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  128. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  129. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  130. 5:00 AM Sexy in 2016!
  131. 5:30 AM Hips and Salsa Zumba
  132. 6:00 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  133. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  134. 7:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  135. 9:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  136. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (L)
  139. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D)
  140. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. Friday Night
  151. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 11:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Saturday, February 13
  154. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  159. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (L)
  162. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (L)
  163. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 2:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  172. Saturday Night
  173. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  175. Sunday, February 14
  176. 12:01 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 12:31 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 1:01 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  179. 1:32 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  180. 2:02 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  181. 2:33 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 3:03 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  183. 3:34 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  184. 4:04 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  185. 4:35 AM FXM Presents
  186. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  188. 6:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  189. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 11:30 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  200. 2:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  202. Sunday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Monday, February 15
  206. 1:00 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  207. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  216. 9:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  217. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14
  227. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14
  228. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  231. Monday Night
  232. 8:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  233. 11:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  234. Tuesday, February 16
  235. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Brownies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  236. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  245. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  246. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D)
  251. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  254. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  257. 7:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. Tuesday Night
  259. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  260. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  261. Wednesday, February 17
  262. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  263. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  264. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  266. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 9:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  276. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  280. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 5:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. Wednesday Night
  289. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. Thursday, February 18
  292. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  293. 2:00 AM The Americans "EST Men"
    • TV-MA
  294. 3:00 AM The Americans "Baggage"
    • TV-MA
  295. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 8:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  302. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 4:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  313. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. Thursday Night
  315. 10:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  316. 10:30 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  317. 11:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  318. 11:30 PM To Be Announced
  319. Friday, February 19
  320. 1:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  321. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 7:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  332. 10:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D)
  336. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  345. Friday Night
  346. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  347. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. Saturday, February 20
  349. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  350. 3:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  351. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Tough Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 11:00 AM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  363. 1:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. Saturday Night
  367. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  368. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  369. Sunday, February 21
  370. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  371. 1:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  372. 1:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  373. 2:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  374. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  376. 3:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  377. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  378. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  379. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Clip Show Patient"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Spiral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  385. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 11:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. 2:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  393. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  394. Sunday Night
  395. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  396. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  397. Monday, February 22
  398. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)