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  1. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  2. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  3. 6:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  4. 7:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  5. 9:00 AM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  14. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. Last Night
  21. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  22. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  23. Today
  24. 1:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  25. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  26. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  27. 4:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  28. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  29. 5:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  30. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  31. 6:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  32. 7:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  33. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  34. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 7:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. Tonight
  46. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  47. 11:16 PM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  50. 1:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  51. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  52. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  53. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  54. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  55. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  56. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  57. 7:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  58. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  66. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  70. Tomorrow Night
  71. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  73. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  74. 11:06 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  75. 11:39 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. Friday, August 26
  77. 1:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  78. 2:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 2:42 AM FXM Presents
  80. 3:00 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  81. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  82. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  83. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  84. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  85. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  87. 6:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  88. 7:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 9:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  90. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  93. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 5:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  102. Friday Night
  103. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  104. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  105. Saturday, August 27
  106. 2:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  107. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  109. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  110. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  111. 7:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  112. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  113. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  114. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 10:30 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  119. 1:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  120. 4:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. Saturday Night
  122. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. Sunday, August 28
  125. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 12:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  127. 1:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 1:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 2:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  130. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 3:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  133. 4:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 4:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  136. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  137. 6:00 AM Blade Boss
  138. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  139. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  145. 10:00 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 12:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. Sunday Night
  150. 10:00 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  151. 11:03 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  152. Monday, August 29
  153. 12:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  154. 1:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  155. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  157. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 3:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  159. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  161. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 5:30 AM Power Now
  163. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  170. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  180. Monday Night
  181. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  182. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  183. Tuesday, August 30
  184. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  185. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  196. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  197. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  202. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  204. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  207. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  211. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. Tuesday Night
  213. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  214. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  215. Wednesday, August 31
  216. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  218. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  227. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  230. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  233. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  235. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  240. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  241. Wednesday Night
  242. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  243. 11:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  244. Thursday, September 1
  245. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  246. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  247. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  248. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  249. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  250. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  251. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  256. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  257. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  268. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. Thursday Night
  270. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  271. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  272. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  273. 11:30 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  274. Friday, September 2
  275. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  276. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  287. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  288. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  293. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Friday Night
  302. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  304. Saturday, September 3
  305. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  306. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  320. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  323. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  324. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  325. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. Saturday Night
  327. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. Sunday, September 4
  329. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 1:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 2:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  333. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 3:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 4:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  337. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  343. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  346. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. Sunday Night
  350. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  351. 11:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  352. Monday, September 5
  353. 12:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  354. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  355. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  381. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. Monday Night
  388. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  389. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. Tuesday, September 6
  391. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  392. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 4:30 AM Paid Programming