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  1. 12:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  2. 1:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 2:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 3:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  5. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  6. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  7. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  8. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  9. 5:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  10. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  11. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  12. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  13. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  14. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  20. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  22. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Last Night
  28. 8:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  29. 10:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  30. Today
  31. 12:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  32. 2:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  36. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  37. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  38. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  39. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  40. 9:30 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  41. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  43. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  46. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. Tonight
  55. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  56. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  57. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. Tomorrow
  60. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  62. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  63. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  64. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  66. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  67. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  68. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  69. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  70. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  71. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  72. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  73. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  74. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  75. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  79. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. Tomorrow Night
  90. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  91. Saturday, September 5
  92. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  94. 5:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  95. 5:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  96. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  97. 6:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  98. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  99. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  100. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  104. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  106. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  107. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  109. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  110. Saturday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. Sunday, September 6
  114. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  117. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  118. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  120. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  122. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  124. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  125. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  126. 6:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  127. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  128. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  129. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  136. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  137. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  138. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  139. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  140. Sunday Night
  141. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  142. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  143. Monday, September 7
  144. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  145. 1:05 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  146. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 3:06 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  149. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  150. 4:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  151. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  152. 5:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  153. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  154. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  155. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  156. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  157. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  159. 1:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  160. 2:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. Monday Night
  167. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  171. Tuesday, September 8
  172. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  173. 1:10 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 1:40 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:40 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:10 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  178. 3:30 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  179. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 6:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  184. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  186. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  191. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  196. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  199. Tuesday Night
  200. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  201. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  202. Wednesday, September 9
  203. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  204. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  205. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  208. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 5:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  210. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  213. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  215. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  220. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  226. Wednesday Night
  227. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  228. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  229. Thursday, September 10
  230. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  232. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  234. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  235. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  239. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  241. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  242. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  251. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  254. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Thursday Night
  256. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  257. 10:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  259. 11:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. Friday, September 11
  261. 12:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  262. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  264. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 4:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  271. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  275. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  278. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Friday Night
  290. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. Saturday, September 12
  293. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  296. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  301. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  302. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  304. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  307. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  309. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  310. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. Saturday Night
  312. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. Sunday, September 13
  316. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  321. 3:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  322. 3:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  323. 4:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  324. 4:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  334. 12:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. 7:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. Sunday Night
  338. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  339. 11:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  340. Monday, September 14
  341. 12:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  342. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  345. 3:00 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  346. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  354. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  368. Monday Night
  369. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  370. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  371. Tuesday, September 15
  372. 12:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  373. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  374. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  383. 9:30 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  384. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  389. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  391. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  392. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 4:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  395. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  396. Tuesday Night
  397. 10:00 PM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA