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  1. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  2. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. Today
  4. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  5. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  6. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  7. 4:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  8. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  9. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  10. 5:30 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  11. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  12. 6:30 AM The Perfect Yard
  13. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  14. 9:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  15. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  20. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  28. Tonight
  29. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  30. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 11:01 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  32. Tomorrow
  33. 12:02 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  34. 1:12 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  35. 2:13 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  36. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  37. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  38. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  39. 4:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  40. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  41. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  42. 5:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  43. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  44. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  45. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  46. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  47. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  54. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  61. Tomorrow Night
  62. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. Thursday, August 6
  65. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  68. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  71. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  73. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  74. 7:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  75. 7:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 9:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  79. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  80. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  85. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 4:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  88. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. Thursday Night
  90. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  91. 10:32 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  92. 11:02 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 11:34 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  94. Friday, August 7
  95. 12:04 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  96. 12:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  97. 1:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 1:38 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  99. 2:08 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 2:38 AM FXM Presents
  101. 3:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  102. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  103. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  104. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  105. 5:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  106. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  107. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  108. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  109. 7:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 9:00 AM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  113. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  114. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  120. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. Friday Night
  124. 8:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. Saturday, August 8
  127. 2:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  128. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  132. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  133. 7:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  134. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 10:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  141. 12:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  142. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  143. 6:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  144. Saturday Night
  145. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  146. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. Sunday, August 9
  149. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 1:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 1:32 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 2:02 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  154. 2:33 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 3:03 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 3:35 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 4:05 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  158. 4:36 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. 5:06 AM Paid Programming
  160. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  161. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  164. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 11:00 AM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  171. 2:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  172. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  173. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. Sunday Night
  175. 10:00 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  176. 11:09 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  177. Monday, August 10
  178. 12:19 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  179. 1:28 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  180. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  181. 3:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  182. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 5:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  186. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  190. 9:30 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  191. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  194. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 5:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. Monday Night
  204. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. Tuesday, August 11
  207. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  216. 9:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  217. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  220. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  226. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. Tuesday Night
  230. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  232. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  233. Wednesday, August 12
  234. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  235. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  236. 2:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  238. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 7:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  247. 9:30 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  248. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  250. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. Wednesday Night
  261. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  262. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  263. Thursday, August 13
  264. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Orphans"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  265. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Magical Thinking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  266. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  268. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 7:00 AM An Unfinished Life
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  273. 9:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  274. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  277. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  279. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 5:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  286. 7:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  287. Thursday Night
  288. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 10:30 PM Married "Pimps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 11:30 PM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. Friday, August 14
  293. 12:00 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  294. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 1:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  298. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  299. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 7:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  308. 9:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  309. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  312. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan's Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  320. 5:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  321. Friday Night
  322. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  323. 10:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  324. Saturday, August 15
  325. 12:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  326. 3:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  327. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 7:00 AM Ellen "Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Harsh Light of Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Meets His Match"
    • TV-14  (L)
  334. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Epic Relationship Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  336. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  337. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  338. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 11:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  340. 2:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 5:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. Saturday Night
  343. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  344. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. Sunday, August 16
  347. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 1:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 1:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  352. 2:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  353. 3:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 3:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 4:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 4:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  357. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 7:00 AM Ellen "Ellen: With Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 10:30 AM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. 1:30 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  370. 4:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  372. Sunday Night
  373. 10:00 PM The Strain "Identity"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  374. 11:00 PM The Strain "Identity"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  375. Monday, August 17
  376. 12:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  377. 1:00 AM The Strain "Identity"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  378. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  380. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 5:00 AM Hoover's best vacuum ever!
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:00 AM Priest
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  389. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  392. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  393. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  394. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  396. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Tied Up With a Catholic Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sexy Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  400. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 6:00 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13