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  1. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  3. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  4. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  5. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  6. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  7. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  8. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  9. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. Last Night
  23. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  27. 5:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  28. 5:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  29. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  30. 6:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  31. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  32. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  33. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  37. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  39. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  40. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  41. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  42. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  43. Tonight
  44. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  51. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  55. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  57. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  58. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  59. 6:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  60. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  61. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  62. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  69. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  70. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  71. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  72. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  75. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  76. Monday, September 7
  77. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  78. 1:05 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  79. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 3:06 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  82. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  83. 4:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  84. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  85. 5:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  86. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  87. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  88. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  89. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  90. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  91. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 1:02 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 2:01 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  96. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. Monday Night
  100. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  101. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  102. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  103. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  104. Tuesday, September 8
  105. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  106. 1:10 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 1:39 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 2:08 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 2:37 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 3:06 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  111. 3:30 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  112. 4:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  113. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  114. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  115. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 6:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  117. 6:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  118. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  119. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  120. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  124. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  132. Tuesday Night
  133. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  134. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  135. Wednesday, September 9
  136. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  138. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  139. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  141. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 5:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  143. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  144. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  145. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  146. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  148. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  149. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  153. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  159. Wednesday Night
  160. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  161. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  162. Thursday, September 10
  163. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  165. 3:36 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  166. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  167. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  168. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  169. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  170. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  171. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  172. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  174. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  175. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  184. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  187. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. Thursday Night
  189. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  190. 10:32 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 11:02 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  192. 11:34 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  193. Friday, September 11
  194. 12:04 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  195. 12:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. 1:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  197. 1:38 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  198. 2:08 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 2:37 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 3:06 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  201. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 4:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  204. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  206. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  207. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  208. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  211. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Friday Night
  223. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. Saturday, September 12
  226. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  229. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  235. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  237. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  240. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  242. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  243. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Saturday Night
  245. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. Sunday, September 13
  249. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  254. 3:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  255. 3:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  256. 4:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 4:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  258. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  265. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  267. 12:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  268. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 7:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. Sunday Night
  271. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 11:01 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. Monday, September 14
  274. 12:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  275. 1:03 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  276. 2:03 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 2:34 AM FXM Presents
  278. 3:00 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  279. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  287. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  301. Monday Night
  302. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  303. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  304. Tuesday, September 15
  305. 12:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  306. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  307. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  316. 9:30 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  317. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  322. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  324. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  325. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. Tuesday Night
  330. 10:00 PM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  331. Wednesday, September 16
  332. 12:00 AM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  333. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Retards"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  334. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  343. 9:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  345. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  346. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  356. Wednesday Night
  357. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. 11:00 PM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  359. Thursday, September 17
  360. 1:00 AM Fargo "A Muddy Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  361. 2:00 AM Fargo "Eating the Blame"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  362. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Six Ungraspables"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  364. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Something Blue"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  369. 8:00 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  370. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  373. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  376. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  377. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  378. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  381. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  382. Thursday Night
  383. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  384. 10:30 PM Married "1997"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  385. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  386. 11:30 PM Married "1997"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  387. Friday, September 18
  388. 12:00 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  389. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  390. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 1:30 AM Married "1997"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  392. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:30 AM Paid Programming