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  1. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  2. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  4. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  7. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  9. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  12. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  16. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  19. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  20. Today
  21. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  23. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  24. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  25. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  26. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  27. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  28. 5:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  29. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  30. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  31. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  32. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  35. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  38. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  40. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  45. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  46. Tonight
  47. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  48. 11:14 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  49. Tomorrow
  50. 12:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  51. 1:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  52. 2:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  53. 3:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  54. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  55. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  56. 5:39 AM Paid Programming
  57. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  58. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  59. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  60. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  61. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  72. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  75. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  76. 11:05 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  77. 11:38 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  78. Friday, September 2
  79. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  80. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  82. 3:11 AM Paid Programming
  83. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  84. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  85. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  86. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  88. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  89. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  90. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  91. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  94. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. Friday Night
  105. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. Saturday, September 3
  108. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  109. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 5:00 AM Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, Chuck Berry
  111. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  112. 6:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  113. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  114. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  123. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  126. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  127. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  128. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. Saturday Night
  130. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. Sunday, September 4
  132. 12:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 1:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 2:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 3:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 3:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  138. 4:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  139. 4:44 AM FXM Presents
  140. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  141. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  142. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  144. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  148. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. Sunday Night
  152. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  153. 11:03 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  154. Monday, September 5
  155. 12:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 1:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  157. 2:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  158. 2:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. 3:13 AM Paid Programming
  160. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  183. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. Monday Night
  190. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  191. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. Tuesday, September 6
  193. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  194. 3:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  195. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  203. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  211. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  214. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  215. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. Tuesday Night
  217. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 11:07 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. Wednesday, September 7
  220. 12:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  221. 1:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  222. 2:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  229. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  232. 9:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  235. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. Wednesday Night
  246. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  247. 11:30 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  248. Thursday, September 8
  249. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  250. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  251. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  264. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  266. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  271. Thursday Night
  272. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  273. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  274. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  275. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  276. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  277. Friday, September 9
  278. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  279. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  284. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  285. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  289. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  290. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. Friday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  304. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  305. Saturday, September 10
  306. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  307. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan and Her Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  320. 11:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 2:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  322. 5:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  323. Saturday Night
  324. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  325. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  326. Sunday, September 11
  327. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 2:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 3:00 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 3:30 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 4:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 4:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 7:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  342. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 12:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  348. 2:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  349. 5:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  350. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. Sunday Night
  352. 10:00 PM The Strain "First Born"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  353. 11:00 PM The Strain "First Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  354. Monday, September 12
  355. 12:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  356. 1:00 AM The Strain "First Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  357. 2:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 2:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  368. 10:30 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  369. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  373. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Meets His Match"
    • TV-14  (L)
  376. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  381. Monday Night
  382. 8:00 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 10:30 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  384. Tuesday, September 13
  385. 12:30 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 7:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  396. 9:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13