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  1. 8:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  2. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  3. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Stranger in Town"
    • TV-G
  4. 9:36 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry Goes Hollywood"
    • TV-G
  5. 10:12 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Horse Trader"
    • TV-G
  6. 10:48 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Those Gossipin' Men"
    • TV-G
  7. 11:24 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Beauty Contest"
    • TV-G
  8. 12:00 PM Bonanza "Unseen Wound"
    • TV-PG
  9. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "Hawk"
    • TV-G
  10. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Man Called Smith"
    • TV-G
  11. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Charlie Noon"
    • TV-G
  12. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Matter of Honor"
    • TV-G
  13. 5:09 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Alcohol and Old Lace"
    • TV-G
  14. 5:46 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy, the Marriage Counselor"
    • TV-G
  15. 6:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry on Record"
    • TV-G
  16. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Saves Barney's Morale"
    • TV-G
  17. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the Gentleman Crook"
    • TV-G
  18. Last Night
  19. 8:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Separation"
    • TV-PG
  20. 8:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's Birth"
    • TV-PG
  21. 9:24 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "No Roll"
    • TV-PG
  22. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Odd Man Out"
    • TV-PG
  23. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Ring"
    • TV-PG
  24. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  25. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG
  26. Today
  27. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG
  28. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG
  29. 1:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Too Close for Christine"
    • TV-PG
  30. 1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Change of Heart/Pants"
    • TV-PG
  31. 2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Hair"
    • TV-PG
  32. 2:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "He Ain't Heavy"
    • TV-PG
  33. 3:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 3:49 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 4:21 AM Hot in Cleveland "Win Win"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 4:54 AM Hot in Cleveland "Don Elka"
    • TV-PG
  37. 5:27 AM The Nanny "The Fifth Wheel"
    • TV-PG
  38. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  39. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 7:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  41. 7:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  42. 8:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  43. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Alcohol and Old Lace"
    • TV-G
  45. 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy, the Marriage Counselor"
    • TV-G
  46. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry on Record"
    • TV-G
  47. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Saves Barney's Morale"
    • TV-G
  48. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the Gentleman Crook"
    • TV-G
  49. 11:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Cyrano Andy"
    • TV-G
  50. 12:00 PM Bonanza "Journey to Terror"
    • TV-PG
  51. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Still"
    • TV-G
  52. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Innocent"
    • TV-G
  53. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Ring of Darkness"
    • TV-G
  54. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Jake MacGraw"
    • TV-G
  55. 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Opie, Housekeepers"
    • TV-G
  56. 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The New Doctor"
    • TV-G
  57. 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Plaque for Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  58. 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Inspector"
    • TV-G
  59. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Ellie Saves a Female"
    • TV-G
  60. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Forecloses"
    • TV-G
  61. Tonight
  62. 8:00 PM Pleasantville
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  63. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG
  64. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG
  65. Tomorrow
  66. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG
  67. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  68. 1:00 AM Lopez "Land of the Rings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  69. 1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Old Maid of Honor"
    • TV-PG
  70. 2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Love: A Cautionary Tale"
    • TV-PG
  71. 2:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Bahamian Rhapsody"
    • TV-PG
  72. 3:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:49 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:21 AM Hot in Cleveland "The Bachelors"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 4:54 AM Hot in Cleveland "Comfort and Joy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  76. 5:27 AM The Nanny "The Nose Knows"
    • TV-PG
  77. 6:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  78. 6:36 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:12 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  80. 7:48 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  81. 8:24 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  82. 9:00 AM Family Feud
    • TV-PG
  83. 9:36 AM Instant Mom "Rock Mom"
    • TV-PG
  84. 10:12 AM Instant Mom "Staycation"
    • TV-PG
  85. 10:48 AM Instant Mom "Babysit This"
    • TV-PG
  86. 11:24 AM Instant Mom "Requiem for Mr. Floppity"
    • TV-PG
  87. 12:00 PM Reba "Regarding Henry"
    • TV-PG
  88. 12:36 PM Reba "The Great Race"
    • TV-PG
  89. 1:12 PM Reba "All Growed Up"
    • TV-PG
  90. 1:48 PM Reba "To Tell the Truth"
    • TV-PG
  91. 2:24 PM Reba "Brock's Mulligan"
    • TV-PG
  92. 3:00 PM Reba "The Shirt off My Back"
    • TV-PG
  93. 3:30 PM Reba "Fight or Flight"
    • TV-PG
  94. 4:00 PM Reba "The Big Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG
  95. 4:30 PM Reba "The Good Girl"
    • TV-PG
  96. 5:00 PM Reba "Happy Pills"
    • TV-PG
  97. 5:30 PM Reba "Girls' Night Out"
    • TV-PG
  98. 6:00 PM Reba "Core Focus"
    • TV-PG
  99. 6:30 PM Reba "The Accidental Role Model"
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:00 PM Reba "The Two Girl Theory"
    • TV-PG
  101. 7:36 PM Reba "Van's Agent"
    • TV-PG
  102. Tomorrow Night
  103. 8:12 PM Reba "Surprise"
    • TV-PG
  104. 8:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Goes Downstairs"
    • TV-PG
  105. 9:24 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jealous Robert"
    • TV-PG
  106. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "It's Supposed to Be Fun"
    • TV-PG
  107. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Older Women"
    • TV-PG
  108. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG
  109. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  110. Sunday, May 1
  111. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  112. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG
  113. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Raybert"
    • TV-PG
  114. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG
  115. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Season's Greetings"
    • TV-PG
  116. 2:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tissues"
    • TV-PG
  117. 3:12 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Snow Day"
    • TV-PG
  118. 3:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Burning Love"
    • TV-PG
  119. 4:21 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Mole"
    • TV-PG
  120. 4:54 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "For Love or Money"
    • TV-PG
  121. 5:27 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Dr. Little Man"
    • TV-PG
  122. 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Curious Case of Britney B"
    • TV-PG
  123. 6:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  124. 7:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Love Means Never Having to Say You're Crazy"
    • TV-PG
  125. 7:48 AM The Golden Girls "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  126. 8:24 AM The Golden Girls "Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  127. 9:00 AM The Golden Girls "Rose the Prude"
    • TV-PG
  128. 9:36 AM The Golden Girls "Transplant"
    • TV-PG
  129. 10:12 AM The Golden Girls "The Triangle"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "On Golden Girls"
    • TV-PG
  131. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "The Competition"
    • TV-PG
  132. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "Break In"
    • TV-PG
  133. 12:30 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche and the Younger Man"
    • TV-PG
  134. 1:00 PM The Golden Girls "Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG
  135. 1:30 PM The Golden Girls "Stan's Return"
    • TV-PG
  136. 2:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Custody Battle"
    • TV-PG
  137. 2:30 PM The Golden Girls "A Little Romance"
    • TV-PG
  138. 3:00 PM The Golden Girls "That Was No Lady"
    • TV-PG
  139. 3:30 PM The Golden Girls "In a Bed of Rose's"
    • TV-PG
  140. 4:00 PM Reba "Couple's Therapy"
    • TV-PG
  141. 4:30 PM Reba "All Fore One"
    • TV-PG
  142. 5:00 PM Reba "Hello, I Must Be Going"
    • TV-PG
  143. 5:30 PM Reba "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:00 PM Reba "Diamond Jim Brady"
    • TV-PG
  145. 6:30 PM Reba "Reba and the Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:00 PM Reba "Date of Mirth"
    • TV-PG
  147. 7:30 PM Reba "Reba the Realtor"
    • TV-PG
  148. Sunday Night
  149. 8:00 PM George Lopez "Who's Your Daddy?"
    • TV-PG
  150. 8:30 PM George Lopez "Girl Fight"
    • TV-PG
  151. 9:00 PM George Lopez "Long Time No See"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  152. 9:30 PM George Lopez "Sabes Quake"
    • TV-PG
  153. 10:00 PM George Lopez "Trick or Treat Me Right"
    • TV-PG
  154. 10:30 PM George Lopez "George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  155. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  156. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG
  157. Monday, May 2
  158. 12:00 AM The Jim Gaffigan Show "Special"
    • NEW
  159. 12:05 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  160. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  161. 1:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  162. 1:30 AM The Golden Girls "Rose the Prude"
    • TV-PG
  163. 2:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Triangle"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  164. 2:30 AM The Golden Girls "Blanche and the Younger Man"
    • TV-PG
  165. 3:00 AM The Golden Girls "Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG
  166. 3:30 AM The Golden Girls "Stan's Return"
    • TV-PG
  167. 4:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Custody Battle"
    • TV-PG
  168. 4:30 AM The Golden Girls "A Little Romance"
    • TV-PG
  169. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "That Was No Lady"
    • TV-PG
  170. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "In a Bed of Rose's"
    • TV-PG
  171. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  172. 6:30 AM Paint Like A Pro With Paint Zoom!
  173. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  174. 7:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  175. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  177. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Quiet Sam"
    • TV-G
  178. 9:36 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Gets His Man"
    • TV-G
  179. 10:12 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Guitar Player Returns"
    • TV-G
  180. 10:48 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Bringing Up Opie"
    • TV-G
  181. 11:24 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Bully"
    • TV-G
  182. 12:00 PM Bonanza "Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  183. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "Roots of Fear"
    • TV-G
  184. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Sisters"
    • TV-G
  185. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Cage"
    • TV-G
  186. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The War Priest"
    • TV-G
  187. 5:09 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney's Replacement"
    • TV-G
  188. 5:46 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the Woman Speeder"
    • TV-G
  189. 6:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry Goes Bankrupt"
    • TV-G
  190. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney on the Rebound"
    • TV-G
  191. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Hobo Friend"
    • TV-G
  192. Monday Night
  193. 8:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  194. 8:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lucky Suit"
    • TV-PG
  195. 9:24 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Skit"
    • TV-PG
  196. 10:00 PM George Lopez "Prototype"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 10:30 PM George Lopez "Curious George"
    • TV-PG
  198. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  199. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  200. Tuesday, May 3
  201. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  202. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG
  203. 1:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "I Love Woo, I Hate You"
    • TV-PG
  204. 1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG
  205. 2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  206. 2:38 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Whale of a Tale"
    • TV-PG
  207. 3:16 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 4:27 AM Hot in Cleveland "Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles"
    • TV-PG
  210. 5:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "Bossy Cups"
    • TV-PG
  211. 5:30 AM The Nanny "The Bank Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  212. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  213. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  216. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  218. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney's Replacement"
    • TV-G
  219. 9:36 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the Woman Speeder"
    • TV-G
  220. 10:12 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry Goes Bankrupt"
    • TV-G
  221. 10:48 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney on the Rebound"
    • TV-G
  222. 11:24 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Hobo Friend"
    • TV-G
  223. 12:00 PM Bonanza "Judgment at Red Creek"
    • TV-PG
  224. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Pack Rat"
    • TV-G
  225. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Judas Gun"
    • TV-G
  226. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Doctor Herman Schultz, M.D."
    • TV-G
  227. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Badge"
    • TV-G
  228. 5:09 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Crime-Free Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  229. 5:46 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Perfect Female"
    • TV-G
  230. 6:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter"
    • TV-G
  231. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Clubmen"
    • TV-G
  232. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Pickle Story"
    • TV-G
  233. Tuesday Night
  234. 8:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Breakup Tape"
    • TV-PG
  235. 8:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Talk to Your Daughter"
    • TV-PG
  236. 9:24 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Vote for Debra"
    • TV-PG
  237. 10:00 PM George Lopez "Happy Birthdays"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 10:30 PM George Lopez "Max's Big Adventure"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  240. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG
  241. Wednesday, May 4
  242. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG
  243. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  244. 1:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Truth or Dare"
    • TV-PG
  245. 1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Family Unfair"
    • TV-PG
  246. 2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Sweet Charity"
    • TV-PG
  247. 2:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Subway, Somehow"
    • TV-PG
  248. 3:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:49 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 4:21 AM Hot in Cleveland "Naked and Afraid"
    • TV-PG
  251. 4:54 AM Hot in Cleveland "Tazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  252. 5:27 AM The Nanny "Samson, He Denied Her"
    • TV-PG
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  256. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  257. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  258. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  259. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Crime-Free Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  260. 9:36 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Perfect Female"
    • TV-G
  261. 10:12 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter"
    • TV-G
  262. 10:48 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Clubmen"
    • TV-G
  263. 11:24 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Pickle Story"
    • TV-G
  264. 12:00 PM Bonanza "A Man Without Land"
    • TV-PG
  265. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "Albert"
    • TV-G
  266. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "Kiowa"
    • TV-G
  267. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Celia"
    • TV-G
  268. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Morgan"
    • TV-G
  269. 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Sheriff Barney"
    • TV-G
  270. 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Farmer Takes a Wife"
    • TV-G
  271. 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Keeper of the Flame"
    • TV-G
  272. 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Bailey's Bad Boy"
    • TV-G
  273. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Manicurist"
    • TV-G
  274. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Jinx"
    • TV-G
  275. Wednesday Night
  276. 8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Cult"
    • TV-PG
  277. 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Counseling"
    • TV-PG
  278. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Vision"
    • TV-PG
  279. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "She's the One"
    • TV-PG
  280. 10:00 PM Lopez "George Hosts a Golf Tournament"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  281. 10:30 PM The Soul Man "Soul Train"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG
  283. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  284. Thursday, May 5
  285. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  286. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG
  287. 1:00 AM Lopez "George Hosts a Golf Tournament"
    • TV-PG
  288. 1:30 AM The Soul Man "Soul Train"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Up in the Airport"
    • TV-PG
  290. 2:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Revenge Makeover"
    • TV-PG
  291. 3:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "I Love What You Do for Me"
    • TV-PG
  292. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 4:30 AM Hot in Cleveland "Out of Our Minds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. 5:00 AM Hot in Cleveland "Cold in Cleveland: The Christmas Episode"
    • TV-PG
  296. 5:30 AM The Nanny "The Facts of Lice"
    • TV-PG
  297. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  300. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  303. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Farmer Takes a Wife"
    • TV-G
  304. 9:36 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Keeper of the Flame"
    • TV-G
  305. 10:12 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Bailey's Bad Boy"
    • TV-G
  306. 10:48 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Manicurist"
    • TV-G
  307. 11:24 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Jinx"
    • TV-G
  308. 12:00 PM Bonanza "Napoleon's Children"
    • TV-PG
  309. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Thieves"
    • TV-G
  310. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "Hackett"
    • TV-G
  311. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Chato"
    • TV-G
  312. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Noose"
    • TV-G
  313. 5:09 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Jailbreak"
    • TV-G
  314. 5:46 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Medal for Opie"
    • TV-G
  315. 6:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney and the Choir"
    • TV-G
  316. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Guest of Honor"
    • TV-G
  317. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Merchant of Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  318. Thursday Night
  319. 8:12 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who Am I?"
    • TV-PG
  320. 8:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert Needs Money"
    • TV-PG
  321. 9:24 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sigh"
    • TV-PG
  322. 10:00 PM George Lopez "Who's Your Daddy?"
    • TV-PG
  323. 10:30 PM George Lopez "Token of Unappreciation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  324. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  325. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG
  326. Friday, May 6
  327. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG
  328. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG
  329. 1:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Scream"
    • TV-PG
  330. 1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Get Smarter"
    • TV-PG
  331. 2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  332. 2:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Supertramp"
    • TV-PG
  333. 3:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 3:49 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  335. 4:21 AM Hot in Cleveland "The Young and the Restless"
    • TV-PG
  336. 4:54 AM Hot in Cleveland "Bad Boys"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  337. 5:27 AM The Nanny "Fran's Roots"
    • TV-PG
  338. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  340. 7:00 AM Cebria - The Solution for Memory Loss
  341. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Jailbreak"
    • TV-G
  345. 9:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "A Medal for Opie"
    • TV-G
  346. 10:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney and the Choir"
    • TV-G
  347. 10:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Guest of Honor"
    • TV-G
  348. 11:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Merchant of Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  349. 11:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee the Warden"
    • TV-G
  350. 12:00 PM Bonanza "The Wormwood Cup"
    • TV-PG
  351. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "Stark"
    • TV-G
  352. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "Sam McTavish, M.D."
    • TV-G
  353. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Gentry's Law"
    • TV-G
  354. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Luke"
    • TV-G
  355. 5:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The County Nurse"
    • TV-G
  356. 5:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Barney in the Big City"
    • TV-G
  357. 6:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Wedding Bells for Aunt Bee"
    • TV-G
  358. 6:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Three's a Crowd"
    • TV-G
  359. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Bookie Barber"
    • TV-G
  360. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy on Trial"
    • TV-G
  361. Friday Night
  362. 8:00 PM Sister Act
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  363. 10:30 PM George Lopez "Show Dyslexic The"
    • TV-PG
  364. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG
  365. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG
  366. Saturday, May 7
  367. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  368. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG
  369. 1:00 AM Lopez "George Hosts a Golf Tournament"
    • TV-PG
  370. 1:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Open Water"
    • TV-PG
  371. 2:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus"
    • TV-PG
  372. 2:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "I'll Show You Mine"
    • TV-PG
  373. 3:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 3:49 AM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 4:21 AM Hot in Cleveland "We Could Be Royals"
    • TV-PG
  376. 4:54 AM Hot in Cleveland "About a Joy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 5:27 AM The Nanny "The Nanny and the Hunk Producer"
    • TV-PG
  378. 6:00 AM The Nanny "No Muse Is Good Muse"
    • TV-PG
  379. 6:36 AM The Nanny "You Bette Your Life"
    • TV-PG
  380. 7:12 AM The Nanny "The Heather Biblow Story"
    • TV-PG
  381. 7:48 AM The Nanny "The Boca Story"
    • TV-PG
  382. 8:24 AM The Nanny "First Date"
    • TV-PG
  383. 9:00 AM Instant Mom "Dine Hard"
    • TV-PG
  384. 9:36 AM Instant Mom "Buy Any Jeans Necessary"
    • TV-PG
  385. 10:12 AM Instant Mom "True Romance"
    • TV-PG
  386. 10:48 AM Instant Mom "Camp Fear"
    • TV-PG
  387. 11:24 AM Reba "Meet the Parents"
    • TV-PG
  388. 12:00 PM Reba "He's Having a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  389. 12:30 PM Reba "Labor of Love"
    • TV-PG
  390. 1:00 PM Reba "It Ain't Over Until the Redhead Sings"
    • TV-PG
  391. 1:30 PM Reba "House Rules"
    • TV-PG
  392. 2:00 PM Reba "Mommy Nearest"
    • TV-PG
  393. 2:30 PM Reba "A Moment in Time"
    • TV-PG
  394. 3:00 PM Reba "Location, Location, Location"
    • TV-PG
  395. 3:30 PM Reba "Your Place or Mine"
    • TV-PG
  396. 4:00 PM Reba "War and Peace"
    • TV-PG
  397. 4:30 PM Reba "Spies Like Reba"
    • TV-PG
  398. 5:00 PM Reba "The United Front"
    • TV-PG
  399. 5:30 PM Sister Act
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  400. Saturday Night
  401. 8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Annoying Kid"
    • TV-PG
  402. 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Thought That Counts"
    • TV-PG
  403. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Grandpa Steals"
    • TV-PG
  404. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Somebody Hates Raymond"
    • TV-PG
  405. 10:00 PM George Lopez "Halloween Cheer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 10:30 PM George Lopez "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  407. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  408. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG
  409. Sunday, May 8
  410. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  411. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  412. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Just a Formality"
    • TV-PG
  413. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Disciplinarian"
    • TV-PG
  414. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sweet Charity"
    • TV-PG
  415. 2:36 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meeting the Parents"
    • TV-PG
  416. 3:12 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Plan"
    • TV-PG
  417. 3:49 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Other F Word"
    • TV-PG
  418. 4:21 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Long Day's Journey Into Stan"
    • TV-PG
  419. 4:54 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Teach Your Children Well"
    • TV-PG
  420. 5:27 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Ritchie Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  421. 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "No Fault Divorce"
    • TV-PG
  422. 6:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Exile on Lame Street"
    • TV-PG
  423. 7:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese"
    • TV-PG
  424. 7:48 AM The Golden Girls "The Truth Will Out"
    • TV-PG
  425. 8:24 AM The Golden Girls "Nice and Easy"
    • TV-PG
  426. 9:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Operation"
    • TV-PG
  427. 9:36 AM The Golden Girls "Second Motherhood"
    • TV-PG
  428. 10:12 AM The Golden Girls "Adult Education"
    • TV-PG
  429. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "The Flu"
    • TV-PG
  430. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "Job Hunting"
    • TV-PG
  431. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche's Little Girl"
    • TV-PG
  432. 12:30 PM The Golden Girls "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  433. 1:00 PM The Golden Girls "Foreign Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  434. 1:30 PM The Golden Girls "Accurate Conception"
    • TV-PG
  435. 2:00 PM The Golden Girls "Mary Has a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  436. 2:30 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche Delivers"
    • TV-PG
  437. 3:00 PM The Golden Girls "Wham Bam Thank You Mammy"
    • TV-PG
  438. 3:30 PM The Golden Girls "Mother Load"
    • TV-PG
  439. 4:00 PM Reba "Mother's Intuition"
    • TV-PG
  440. 4:30 PM Reba "No Boys Upstairs"
    • TV-PG
  441. 5:00 PM Reba "Driving Miss Kyra"
    • TV-PG
  442. 5:30 PM Reba "Parenting With Puppets"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:00 PM Reba "Here We Go Again"
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:30 PM Reba "Reba's Heart"
    • TV-PG
  445. 7:00 PM Reba "Roll With It"
    • TV-PG
  446. 7:36 PM Reba "Sweet Child O' Mine"
    • TV-PG
  447. Sunday Night
  448. 8:12 PM Reba "The Kids Are All Right"
    • TV-PG
  449. 8:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Call Me Mom"
    • TV-PG
  450. 9:24 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Homework"
    • TV-PG
  451. 10:00 PM George Lopez "No Free Launch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  452. 10:30 PM George Lopez "The Wedding Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  453. 11:00 PM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  454. 11:30 PM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  455. Monday, May 9
  456. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  457. 12:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  458. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  459. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bigger Person"
    • TV-PG
  460. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Time"
    • TV-PG
  461. 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet the Bunny"
    • TV-PG
  462. 3:00 AM The Golden Girls "Second Motherhood"
    • TV-PG
  463. 3:30 AM The Golden Girls "Blanche's Little Girl"
    • TV-PG
  464. 4:00 AM The Golden Girls "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  465. 4:30 AM The Golden Girls "Accurate Conception"
    • TV-PG
  466. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Blanche Delivers"
    • TV-PG
  467. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "Mother Load"
    • TV-PG
  468. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 9:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Cousin Virgil"
    • TV-G
  475. 9:36 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Deputy Otis"
    • TV-G
  476. 10:12 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Mr. McBeevee"
    • TV-G
  477. 10:48 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's Rich Girlfriend"
    • TV-G
  478. 11:24 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the New Mayor"
    • TV-G
  479. 12:00 PM Bonanza "The Greedy Ones"
    • TV-PG
  480. 1:00 PM Gunsmoke "Snow Train"
    • TV-G
  481. 2:00 PM Gunsmoke "Snow Train"
    • TV-G
  482. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Gun"
    • TV-G
  483. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Noonday Devil"
    • TV-G
  484. 5:09 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Opie -- Bachelors"
    • TV-G
  485. 5:46 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Cow Thief"
    • TV-G
  486. 6:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Mends a Broken Heart"
    • TV-G
  487. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Lawman Barney"
    • TV-G