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  1. 4:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 10:31 PM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  6. 11:04 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  7. 11:35 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. Today
  9. 2:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  12. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  13. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  14. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  15. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  16. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  17. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  18. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  19. 7:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 9:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  21. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Tonight
  32. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. Tomorrow
  35. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  36. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  37. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  38. 3:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  39. 4:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:50 AM FXM Presents
  41. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  43. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  44. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  45. 7:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  46. 10:30 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. 7:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  58. Tomorrow Night
  59. 10:00 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 10:31 PM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 11:02 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 11:33 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  63. Friday, September 30
  64. 2:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  65. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  67. 3:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  68. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  69. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  70. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  71. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  73. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  75. 9:00 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  76. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  82. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  83. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  90. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  91. Friday Night
  92. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  93. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  94. Saturday, October 1
  95. 12:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 2:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  97. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  99. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  100. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  101. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  102. 7:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 10:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  106. 12:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  107. 2:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  108. 4:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  109. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  110. Saturday Night
  111. 8:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  112. 11:00 PM Pitch "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  113. Sunday, October 2
  114. 12:00 AM Pitch "The Interim"
  115. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 2:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 2:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  119. 3:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  120. 3:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 4:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 4:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  123. 5:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  124. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  125. 6:00 AM Blade Boss
  126. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  127. 7:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  128. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 10:30 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  132. 12:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  133. 2:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  134. 4:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Sunday Night
  137. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  138. 11:01 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  139. Monday, October 3
  140. 12:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  141. 1:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  142. 2:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 2:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  145. 3:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  146. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 4:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  148. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  150. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 7:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. 9:30 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  159. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. Monday Night
  167. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  168. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  169. Tuesday, October 4
  170. 1:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  174. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  179. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  180. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  189. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  193. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  194. Tuesday Night
  195. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. 10:30 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  197. 11:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  198. 11:30 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  199. Wednesday, October 5
  200. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  201. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  203. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  212. 9:30 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  213. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  214. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  222. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  223. Wednesday Night
  224. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  226. Thursday, October 6
  227. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  228. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  229. 2:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  230. 3:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  236. 9:30 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  237. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  238. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  239. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  243. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  249. Thursday Night
  250. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 10:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 10:30 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 11:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  254. 11:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Friday, October 7
  256. 1:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 3:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  268. 9:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  270. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  283. Friday Night
  284. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 10:30 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. Saturday, October 8
  287. 1:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  288. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  289. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  295. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 11:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  299. 1:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  300. 3:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  301. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. Saturday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  304. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  305. Sunday, October 9
  306. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 3:00 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  311. 3:30 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 4:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  319. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 11:30 AM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 2:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  325. 4:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  326. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  327. Sunday Night
  328. 10:00 PM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  329. 11:00 PM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  330. Monday, October 10
  331. 12:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 1:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  333. 2:00 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 2:30 AM Baskets "Family Portrait"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  335. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  344. 9:30 AM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  345. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  349. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  357. Monday Night
  358. 8:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  359. 10:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. Tuesday, October 11
  361. 12:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 7:00 AM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  371. 9:00 AM Radio
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  372. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  380. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13