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  1. 11:40 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 2:10 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  4. 3:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  5. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  6. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  7. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  8. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  9. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  10. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  11. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  12. 9:30 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  13. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  14. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 6:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  28. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  29. Today
  30. 12:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  32. 3:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  33. 5:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  34. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  35. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  36. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  37. 7:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  38. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 12:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  45. 2:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. 4:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  47. 7:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  48. Tonight
  49. 9:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  51. Tomorrow
  52. 12:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 1:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 1:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 3:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  59. 4:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  60. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  61. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  62. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 6:00 AM Business On The Go
  64. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  65. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  66. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  69. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  70. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  71. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  74. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 11:08 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. Monday, March 27
  77. 12:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  78. 1:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:02 AM FXM Presents
  81. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  82. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  83. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  84. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  85. 5:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  86. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  88. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  89. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 9:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  91. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  93. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  100. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  106. Monday Night
  107. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  108. 11:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  109. Tuesday, March 28
  110. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 3:08 AM Paid Programming
  112. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  113. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  114. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  115. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  116. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  117. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  119. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  120. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  121. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  122. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  124. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  130. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. Tuesday Night
  132. 10:00 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  133. 11:03 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. Wednesday, March 29
  135. 12:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  136. 1:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  139. 3:00 AM Midnight Special
  140. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  141. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  142. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  144. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  148. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  149. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  153. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  158. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  160. Wednesday Night
  161. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  162. 11:10 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  163. Thursday, March 30
  164. 12:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 1:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  166. 2:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 3:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  168. 4:41 AM FXM Presents
  169. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  174. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  175. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  176. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  179. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  180. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  181. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  182. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  185. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  186. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  187. Thursday Night
  188. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. Friday, March 31
  191. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 2:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  194. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  195. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  196. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  199. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  200. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  202. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  203. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  206. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  207. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  210. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  212. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  214. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  215. Friday Night
  216. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. Saturday, April 1
  219. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  220. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  221. 2:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. 5:08 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  228. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  229. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  234. Saturday Night
  235. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 11:30 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. Sunday, April 2
  238. 12:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  239. 1:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 3:00 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. 4:30 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  242. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  248. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  250. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Sunday Night
  255. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. Monday, April 3
  258. 12:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  261. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  262. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  271. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  272. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  274. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  281. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  282. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. Monday Night
  285. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. Tuesday, April 4
  288. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  298. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  299. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  305. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  307. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  308. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  309. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  311. Tuesday Night
  312. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  313. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  314. Wednesday, April 5
  315. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  316. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  317. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  318. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  319. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  328. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  330. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  331. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  332. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  335. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  336. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  338. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  341. Wednesday Night
  342. 8:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  343. 10:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  344. Thursday, April 6
  345. 1:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. 3:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  347. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  348. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  355. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  366. Thursday Night
  367. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  368. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG