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  1. 4:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  2. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 11:10 PM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  6. Today
  7. 12:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  8. 1:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 2:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:03 AM FXM Presents
  11. 3:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  12. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  13. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  14. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  15. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  16. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  17. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  18. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  19. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  20. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  21. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  27. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  32. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  33. Tonight
  34. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  35. 11:14 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 12:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  38. 1:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  39. 3:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  40. 4:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  41. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 5:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  43. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  44. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  45. 7:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  46. 9:30 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  51. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  56. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow Night
  60. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  62. Friday, April 28
  63. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 3:00 AM Balding Solutions
  66. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  67. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  68. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  69. 5:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  70. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  71. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  73. 9:30 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  74. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  86. Friday Night
  87. 8:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  88. Saturday, April 29
  89. 12:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  93. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  94. 6:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  95. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  96. 7:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  97. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  104. 3:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  105. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  106. Saturday Night
  107. 8:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 10:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Sunday, April 30
  110. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 2:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  113. 2:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 3:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 3:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  116. 4:43 AM FXM Presents
  117. 5:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  118. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  119. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  121. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  127. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  128. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  129. 3:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  130. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. Sunday Night
  132. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. Monday, May 1
  135. 1:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  137. 3:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  138. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  140. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 5:30 AM Balding Solutions
  142. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 7:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  156. Monday Night
  157. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  159. Tuesday, May 2
  160. 2:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 2:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  162. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  165. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  170. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  172. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 5:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  182. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  183. Tuesday Night
  184. 10:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  185. 11:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  186. Wednesday, May 3
  187. 12:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  189. 2:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  191. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  200. 9:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  201. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  213. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. Wednesday Night
  215. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 11:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. Thursday, May 4
  218. 12:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  220. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  221. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  222. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  227. 9:30 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  228. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  233. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  240. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Thursday Night
  242. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Friday, May 5
  245. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  246. 2:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  247. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  249. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  256. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  257. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  259. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  270. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  271. Friday Night
  272. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. Saturday, May 6
  275. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 3:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 12:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. 2:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  287. 5:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. Saturday Night
  289. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. Sunday, May 7
  292. 2:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 2:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 3:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 3:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  298. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 7:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  305. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 11:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. 2:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Sunday Night
  310. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. Monday, May 8
  313. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  326. 9:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  333. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  336. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 5:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  339. Monday Night
  340. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. Tuesday, May 9
  343. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  344. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  353. 9:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  354. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  363. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13