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  1. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  2. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  4. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  5. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  6. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  7. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  8. 9:30 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  9. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  11. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  14. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  21. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. Last Night
  23. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  24. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  25. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. Today
  28. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  30. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  34. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  35. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  36. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  38. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  39. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  40. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  41. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  42. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  43. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. Tonight
  58. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow
  60. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  62. 5:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  63. 5:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  64. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  65. 6:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  66. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  68. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  74. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  75. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  76. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  77. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Sunday, September 6
  82. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  85. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  86. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  88. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  89. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  90. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  92. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  93. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  94. 6:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  95. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  96. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  97. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  104. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  105. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  106. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  107. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  108. Sunday Night
  109. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  110. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  111. Monday, September 7
  112. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 1:05 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  114. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 3:06 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  117. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  118. 4:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  119. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  120. 5:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  121. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  122. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  124. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  125. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  126. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 1:02 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 2:01 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. Monday Night
  135. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. Tuesday, September 8
  140. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  141. 1:10 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 1:39 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 2:08 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 2:37 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:06 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  146. 3:30 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  147. 4:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  148. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  151. 6:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  152. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  154. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  159. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  167. Tuesday Night
  168. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  169. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  170. Wednesday, September 9
  171. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  172. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  173. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  174. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  176. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 5:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  178. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  181. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  183. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  188. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  194. Wednesday Night
  195. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  196. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  197. Thursday, September 10
  198. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  200. 3:36 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  201. 4:42 AM FXM Presents
  202. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  203. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  204. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  205. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  207. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  209. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  210. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  222. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. Thursday Night
  224. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  225. 10:32 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 11:02 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  227. 11:34 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. Friday, September 11
  229. 12:04 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 12:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  231. 1:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  232. 1:38 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. 2:08 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 2:37 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 3:06 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  236. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 4:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  239. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  243. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  246. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. Friday Night
  258. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. Saturday, September 12
  261. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  264. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  269. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  270. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  272. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  275. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  277. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  278. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. Saturday Night
  280. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. Sunday, September 13
  284. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  289. 3:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 3:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  291. 4:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 4:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  293. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  300. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  302. 12:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  304. 7:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. Sunday Night
  306. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  307. 11:01 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  308. Monday, September 14
  309. 12:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  310. 1:03 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  311. 2:03 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 2:34 AM FXM Presents
  313. 3:00 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  314. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  322. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  336. Monday Night
  337. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  338. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  339. Tuesday, September 15
  340. 12:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  341. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  342. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  351. 9:30 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  352. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  357. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  359. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  360. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Tuesday Night
  365. 10:00 PM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  366. Wednesday, September 16
  367. 12:00 AM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  368. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Retards"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  369. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 7:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  378. 9:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  379. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  380. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  381. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  391. Wednesday Night
  392. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  393. 11:00 PM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  394. Thursday, September 17
  395. 1:00 AM Fargo "A Muddy Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  396. 2:00 AM Fargo "Eating the Blame"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  397. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Six Ungraspables"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)