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  1. 5:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 10:00 PM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  5. 11:01 PM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  6. Today
  7. 12:02 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA
  8. 1:04 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  9. 2:04 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. 4:03 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  13. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  14. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  15. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  16. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. 9:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  18. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 5:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  29. 7:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  30. Tonight
  31. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • NEW
  32. 10:31 PM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  33. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
  34. 11:33 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  35. Tomorrow
  36. 2:03 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
  37. 2:33 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:03 AM Body Beast
  39. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  40. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  41. 4:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  42. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  43. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  45. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  46. 7:00 AM Gigli
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 9:30 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  48. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow Night
  60. 8:00 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  61. 11:00 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  62. Saturday, April 30
  63. 2:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  65. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  66. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  67. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  68. 7:00 AM Ellen "Roommates"
    • TV-14
  69. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Dead Things"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  72. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 11:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  78. 5:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Saturday Night
  80. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. Sunday, May 1
  84. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  89. 2:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  90. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 3:31 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  93. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  94. 5:01 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  95. 5:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  96. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  97. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  98. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Older and Far Away"
    • TV-14
  99. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "As You Were"
    • TV-14
  100. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 12:00 PM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  107. 2:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 5:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Sunday Night
  110. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  111. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  112. Monday, May 2
  113. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  118. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  124. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  125. 7:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  126. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  127. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. Monday Night
  141. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. Tuesday, May 3
  144. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  147. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  150. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  155. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  160. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  164. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  168. Tuesday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  170. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  171. Wednesday, May 4
  172. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  173. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  175. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  176. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  177. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  182. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  183. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  186. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. Wednesday Night
  194. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  195. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  196. Thursday, May 5
  197. 12:00 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  198. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  199. 2:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  205. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  206. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  209. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  218. Thursday Night
  219. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  220. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  221. 11:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  222. 11:30 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  223. Friday, May 6
  224. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  225. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  229. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  230. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  231. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  232. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  236. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  248. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  251. Friday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Saturday, May 7
  255. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  273. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. Saturday Night
  275. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  276. Sunday, May 8
  277. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  280. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  281. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  284. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  285. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  292. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  306. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. Sunday Night
  308. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  309. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. Monday, May 9
  311. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  324. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  327. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  330. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  334. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. Monday Night
  337. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. Tuesday, May 10
  340. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  342. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  352. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  353. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  359. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  367. Tuesday Night
  368. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  370. Wednesday, May 11
  371. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  372. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  373. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  383. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  384. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  387. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13