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  1. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 3:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 4:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  4. 4:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  5. 5:02 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  6. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  7. 6:00 AM Blade Boss
  8. 6:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  9. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  15. 10:00 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 12:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. Last Night
  20. 10:00 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 11:03 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. Today
  23. 12:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  24. 1:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  25. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  27. 3:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  28. 3:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  29. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  30. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  31. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  32. 5:30 AM Power Now
  33. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  34. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  35. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  36. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  37. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  45. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  52. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  55. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  58. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  59. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  60. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  61. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  63. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  64. 6:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  65. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  67. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  72. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  74. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  77. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  81. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  84. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  85. Wednesday, August 31
  86. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  88. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  90. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  91. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  92. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  93. 5:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  94. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  95. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  96. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  97. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  100. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  103. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  105. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  110. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. Wednesday Night
  112. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  113. 11:14 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  114. Thursday, September 1
  115. 12:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  116. 1:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  117. 2:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. 3:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  119. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  120. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  121. 5:39 AM Paid Programming
  122. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  125. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  126. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  137. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Thursday Night
  139. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  140. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  141. 11:05 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  142. 11:38 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  143. Friday, September 2
  144. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  145. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  147. 3:11 AM Paid Programming
  148. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  149. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  150. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  151. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  153. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  155. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  156. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  161. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. Friday Night
  170. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. Saturday, September 3
  173. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  174. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  188. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  191. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  192. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  193. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. Saturday Night
  195. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. Sunday, September 4
  197. 12:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  198. 1:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 3:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 3:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  203. 4:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  204. 4:44 AM FXM Presents
  205. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  207. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  210. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  213. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  215. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. Sunday Night
  217. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  218. 11:03 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  219. Monday, September 5
  220. 12:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  221. 1:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  222. 2:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  223. 2:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 3:13 AM Paid Programming
  225. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  248. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Monday Night
  255. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  256. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. Tuesday, September 6
  258. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  259. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  268. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  279. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  280. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. Tuesday Night
  282. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  283. 11:07 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  284. Wednesday, September 7
  285. 12:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 1:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 2:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  297. 9:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  301. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. Wednesday Night
  311. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  312. 11:30 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  313. Thursday, September 8
  314. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  315. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  316. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  318. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  329. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  336. Thursday Night
  337. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  338. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  339. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  340. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  341. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  342. Friday, September 9
  343. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  344. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  354. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  355. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  358. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  366. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. Friday Night
  368. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  369. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  370. Saturday, September 10
  371. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  372. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  379. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan and Her Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  384. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 11:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. 2:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  387. 5:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  388. Saturday Night
  389. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  390. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  391. Sunday, September 11
  392. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 2:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  397. 2:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)