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  1. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 11:00 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  5. Today
  6. 12:03 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 12:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:03 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 1:33 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:03 AM Atlanta "Juneteenth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 2:35 AM Atlanta "The Jacket"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  12. 3:08 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  13. 3:38 AM The Strain "The Fall"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 4:38 AM FXM Presents
  15. 5:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  16. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  17. 6:00 AM Business In A Box
  18. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  19. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Toast"
    • TV-PG
  20. 7:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  21. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  26. 2:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  27. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. Tonight
  29. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Tomorrow
  32. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  33. 2:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 2:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 3:03 AM Paid Programming
  36. 3:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  37. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  38. 4:30 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  39. 5:00 AM Beauty Secrets & Celebrity Makeup Tips You Will Love, all in 1 Minute!
  40. 5:30 AM Identity Theft News
  41. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  42. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  43. 7:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  44. 9:30 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  45. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  47. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. Tomorrow Night
  57. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Tuesday, February 28
  60. 2:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  61. 3:03 AM Sexy Abs!
  62. 3:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  63. 4:00 AM The Hard Truth
  64. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  65. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  66. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  68. 6:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  69. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  70. 9:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  74. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. Tuesday Night
  83. 10:00 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 11:23 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  85. Wednesday, March 1
  86. 12:47 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  87. 1:50 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  88. 3:13 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  89. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  90. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  91. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  92. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  93. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  94. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  95. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 7:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  97. 9:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  98. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  106. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  109. Wednesday Night
  110. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  111. 11:18 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  112. Thursday, March 2
  113. 12:36 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  114. 1:58 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  115. 3:15 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  116. 4:32 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:02 AM FXM Presents
  118. 5:10 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  119. 5:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  120. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  121. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 7:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  123. 9:30 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  124. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  125. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  132. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  133. Thursday Night
  134. 10:00 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  135. 10:32 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 11:06 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 11:38 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Friday, March 3
  139. 1:38 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  142. 3:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  143. 3:30 AM Cook Healthier Meals with Nuwave & Make Your Exercise Count
  144. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  145. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  146. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  147. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  148. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  150. 9:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 4:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  162. Friday Night
  163. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. 11:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. Saturday, March 4
  166. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  167. 4:17 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 4:47 AM FXM Presents
  169. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  178. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  180. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  181. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  182. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  183. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. 2:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  185. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  187. Saturday Night
  188. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  189. 11:31 PM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  190. Sunday, March 5
  191. 12:38 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  192. 1:41 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  193. 2:58 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  194. 3:28 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  195. 4:45 AM FXM Presents
  196. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 5:30 AM Hurricane Spin Scrubber
  198. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 7:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  202. 9:30 AM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  204. 3:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  205. 7:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. Sunday Night
  207. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 11:12 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. Monday, March 6
  210. 12:23 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  211. 1:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 2:53 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:23 AM FXM Presents
  214. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  222. 9:30 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  223. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  224. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  229. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 5:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  232. Monday Night
  233. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  234. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  235. Tuesday, March 7
  236. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  246. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  247. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  249. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  260. Tuesday Night
  261. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  262. 10:00 PM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  263. 11:00 PM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  264. Wednesday, March 8
  265. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  266. 1:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  269. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  278. 9:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  279. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  282. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  285. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 5:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  289. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. Wednesday Night
  291. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  292. 11:30 PM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  293. Thursday, March 9
  294. 12:30 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 1:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  296. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 3:30 AM The Americans "The Glanders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  298. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  299. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  304. 9:30 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  306. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. Thursday Night
  318. 10:00 PM Baskets "Funeral"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 10:30 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  320. 11:00 PM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  321. 11:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. Friday, March 10
  323. 2:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  324. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  325. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  335. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  349. Friday Night
  350. 8:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  351. 10:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  352. Saturday, March 11
  353. 12:00 AM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  358. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM Ellen "Adam's Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 7:30 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  364. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  365. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 12:30 PM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. 3:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13