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  1. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  5. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 5:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  14. 11:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  15. Today
  16. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Pink Cupcakes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  17. 3:01 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Bullseye"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. 4:05 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Test of Strength"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 5:05 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  20. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  21. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  22. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  23. 7:00 AM Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  24. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  31. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 5:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  38. 7:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  39. Tonight
  40. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  41. 10:33 PM Married "The Sandwich"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  42. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  43. 11:36 PM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  44. Tomorrow
  45. 12:06 AM Married "Aftershocks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 12:37 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 1:10 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 1:42 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 2:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:42 AM FXM Presents
  51. 3:00 AM Breaking Bald
  52. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  53. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  54. 4:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  55. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  56. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  57. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  58. 7:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 9:30 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  60. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  75. 11:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  76. Saturday, August 1
  77. 2:00 AM Miss March
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  78. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  81. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  83. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  84. 7:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  85. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  90. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 11:30 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 2:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  94. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. Saturday Night
  96. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  97. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. Sunday, August 2
  100. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 1:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  103. 1:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 2:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 3:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  107. 3:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 4:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  112. 6:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  113. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  114. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  119. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 10:00 AM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  121. 1:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  122. 4:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  123. 7:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  124. Sunday Night
  125. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. 11:10 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  127. Monday, August 3
  128. 12:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  129. 1:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  130. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:02 AM Blademasters
  132. 3:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  133. 4:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  134. 4:30 AM Breaking Bald
  135. 5:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  136. 5:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  137. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  138. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  139. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 9:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  143. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  144. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  146. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  153. Monday Night
  154. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  155. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  156. Tuesday, August 4
  157. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  159. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  160. 4:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  161. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  162. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  165. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 9:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  172. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  181. Tuesday Night
  182. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  183. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  184. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  185. Wednesday, August 5
  186. 12:00 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  188. 2:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  189. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  190. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  191. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 4:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  193. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  194. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  199. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  200. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  207. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  214. Wednesday Night
  215. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. Thursday, August 6
  218. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  220. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  221. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  224. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  226. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 7:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  228. 7:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. 9:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  230. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  238. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  241. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. Thursday Night
  243. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 10:30 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  245. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  246. 11:30 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  247. Friday, August 7
  248. 12:00 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 1:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  252. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  254. 3:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  255. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  256. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  257. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  258. 5:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  259. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  260. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  261. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 7:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. 9:00 AM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  264. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  266. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  267. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  273. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. Friday Night
  277. 8:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. Saturday, August 8
  280. 2:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  281. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 10:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  294. 12:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  295. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  296. 6:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  297. Saturday Night
  298. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  299. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. Sunday, August 9
  302. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 1:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  305. 1:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  306. 2:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  307. 2:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. 3:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  309. 3:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 4:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  311. 4:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  314. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  317. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 11:00 AM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  324. 2:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  325. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  326. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. Sunday Night
  328. 10:00 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 11:30 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  330. Monday, August 10
  331. 12:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 1:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  333. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  334. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  339. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  343. 9:30 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  344. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  347. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. Monday Night
  357. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. Tuesday, August 11
  360. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  369. 9:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  370. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  373. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  375. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  379. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  382. Tuesday Night
  383. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  384. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  385. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  386. Wednesday, August 12
  387. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  388. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  389. 2:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  390. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  391. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 7:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  400. 9:30 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13