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  1. 9:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  2. Today
  3. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  4. 12:30 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  5. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  8. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  10. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  11. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  12. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  13. 5:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  14. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  15. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  16. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  17. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  18. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  19. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  23. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  24. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  28. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  30. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  33. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 3:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  35. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  38. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  39. Tonight
  40. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  41. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  43. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  44. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  45. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  46. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  47. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  50. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  51. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  52. 3:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  53. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  54. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  55. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  56. 5:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  57. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  58. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  59. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  60. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  61. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  62. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  66. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  72. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  73. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  76. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  77. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  78. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  79. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  81. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  82. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  83. Wednesday, May 4
  84. 12:00 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  85. 12:31 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  86. 1:02 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  87. 1:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  88. 2:04 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  89. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  90. 3:00 AM Body Beast
  91. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  92. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  93. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  94. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  95. 5:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  96. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  97. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  98. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  99. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  103. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  105. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  107. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  109. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  110. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  111. Wednesday Night
  112. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  113. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  114. Thursday, May 5
  115. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  116. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  117. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 3:30 AM Monster Blades
  121. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  122. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  123. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  124. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  125. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  126. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  127. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  134. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  136. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  137. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  138. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  141. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  142. Thursday Night
  143. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  144. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  148. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  150. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  151. Friday, May 6
  152. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  153. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  154. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  155. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  156. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  157. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 5:00 AM Monster Blades
  159. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  161. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  162. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  164. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  172. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  173. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  176. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  177. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  180. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  182. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  183. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  184. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  185. Friday Night
  186. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  187. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  188. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  189. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  190. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  191. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  192. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  193. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  194. Saturday, May 7
  195. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  197. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  198. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  199. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  200. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  201. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  203. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 4:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  205. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  206. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  207. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  208. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  209. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  216. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  218. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  219. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  220. Saturday Night
  221. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  222. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  223. Sunday, May 8
  224. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  226. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  227. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  228. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  231. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  236. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  237. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  241. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  243. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  244. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  246. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  247. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  248. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  249. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  251. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  252. Sunday Night
  253. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  254. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Monday, May 9
  256. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  264. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  265. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  268. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  271. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  272. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  274. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  277. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  278. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  280. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  282. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  283. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  284. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  285. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  286. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  288. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  289. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. Monday Night
  294. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  299. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  301. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  302. Tuesday, May 10
  303. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  304. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  315. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  316. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  321. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  322. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  324. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  325. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  326. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  327. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  328. Tuesday Night
  329. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  330. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  331. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  332. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  334. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  335. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  336. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  337. Wednesday, May 11
  338. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  339. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  340. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  342. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  354. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  358. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  360. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  361. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  363. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  364. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  366. Wednesday Night
  367. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  369. Thursday, May 12
  370. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  371. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  382. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  383. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  386. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  387. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  389. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  391. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  392. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  393. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  394. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  395. Thursday Night
  396. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  399. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  400. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  401. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  402. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  403. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  404. Friday, May 13
  405. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  406. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  407. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  408. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  409. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  411. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  412. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  413. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  414. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  415. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  416. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  417. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  419. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  420. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  422. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  423. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  424. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  426. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  427. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  428. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  430. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  431. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  432. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  433. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  434. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  436. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  437. Friday Night
  438. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  439. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  440. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  442. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  443. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  444. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  445. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  446. Saturday, May 14
  447. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  448. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  449. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  450. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  451. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  452. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  453. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  454. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  455. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  456. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  457. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  458. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  459. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  460. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  461. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  462. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  463. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  464. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  465. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  466. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  467. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  468. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  469. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  470. Saturday Night
  471. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  472. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  473. Sunday, May 15
  474. 1:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  475. 1:30 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  476. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  488. 8:00 AM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  489. 11:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  490. 1:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  491. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "The PTA Disbands"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  492. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  493. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  494. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  495. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  496. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  497. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  498. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  499. Sunday Night
  500. 8:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  501. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13