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  1. 1:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  2. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Dog Gets an F"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  3. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  6. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Don't Fear the Roofer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  7. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  8. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  9. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  10. Last Night
  11. 8:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  12. 10:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  13. Today
  14. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  15. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  16. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  17. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  19. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  20. 3:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  21. 3:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  22. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  23. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  24. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  26. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  27. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Ride Home"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Giblets for Murray"
    • TV-14  (L)
  29. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Sets Jordan Up With a Serial Killer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Latina"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  36. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  37. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  38. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  42. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  43. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  44. 3:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  45. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  46. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  48. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Front"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. Tonight
  50. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "And Maggie Makes Three"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  52. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Fish Called Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Sax"
    • TV-PG
  55. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  56. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  57. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Pokey Mom"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  58. Tomorrow
  59. 12:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  60. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  61. 2:30 AM Money Maker
  62. 3:00 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  63. 3:30 AM Money Maker
  64. 4:00 AM Fight the 7 signs of aging
  65. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  66. 5:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  67. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  68. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  69. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Once More, With Feeling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean Fight Over a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and The Last Temptation of Eugenio"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 10:30 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  78. 12:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  79. 3:00 PM The Fault in Our Stars
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  80. 6:00 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  81. Tomorrow Night
  82. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  83. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Italian Bob"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  84. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe'N'A Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  85. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Papa Don't Leech"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  86. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  87. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Friend With Benefit"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  88. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Drama Queen"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  89. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "To Surveil, With Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  90. Wednesday, May 24
  91. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  92. 12:31 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  93. 1:02 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  94. 1:33 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  95. 2:04 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 2:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  97. 3:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  98. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  99. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  100. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  101. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  102. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  103. 6:00 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  104. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  105. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Our Fifteen Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D)
  106. 7:30 AM Mad About You "How to Fall in Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Twins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Date Rated"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Last Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  110. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  111. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  112. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  113. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  114. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 12:00 PM The Fault in Our Stars
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  116. 3:00 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  117. 5:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  118. 7:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  119. Wednesday Night
  120. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  121. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Gramercy, Halberd!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  122. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  123. 11:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Thursday, May 25
  125. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Brake My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  127. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 3:30 AM Money Maker
  129. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  130. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 5:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  132. 6:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  133. 6:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  134. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Mad About You"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mad About You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  142. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  143. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  144. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  145. 12:30 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  146. 3:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  148. Thursday Night
  149. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  151. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  152. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "She of Little Faith"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  153. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Three Gays of the Condo"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  155. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  156. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  157. Friday, May 26
  158. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  160. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 2:00 AM Man Seeking Woman "Futon"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. 2:30 AM Man Seeking Woman "Ranch"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 4:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  167. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  169. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  170. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  171. 6:30 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  172. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Just My Dog"
    • TV-G
  173. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Alan Brady Show"
    • TV-14  (L)
  174. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  179. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  182. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  187. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  189. 3:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Cartridge Family"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  192. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  193. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother's Little Helper"
    • TV-PG
  194. Friday Night
  195. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Fool Monty"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  196. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  197. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Earth Stood Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  199. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Walking Big & Tall"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  200. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa With an 'S'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  201. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  202. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Bart of War"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  203. Saturday, May 27
  204. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  205. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  206. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  207. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  208. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  209. 2:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  210. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  211. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 5:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  215. 5:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  216. 6:00 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  217. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  221. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  224. 10:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  225. 1:00 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 3:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  227. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  228. Saturday Night
  229. 8:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  230. 10:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  231. Sunday, May 28
  232. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  234. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  235. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  236. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  237. 2:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  244. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  246. 7:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  247. 10:00 AM Night at the Museum
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  248. 12:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  249. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  250. 5:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. Sunday Night
  252. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "I, (Annoyed Grunt) Bot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  253. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Grift of the Magi"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  254. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  255. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  256. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Tree House of Horror XVI"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  257. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Replaceable You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  258. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Them, Robot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  259. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  260. Monday, May 29
  261. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Auflösung"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  262. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  263. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  264. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  265. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  268. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  273. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 7:00 AM Night at the Museum
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  276. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  279. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  282. 3:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  283. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  284. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge in Chains"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. Monday Night
  288. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  290. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "22 Short Films About Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  293. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  294. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  295. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  296. Tuesday, May 30
  297. 12:00 AM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Mad Without You"
    • TV-PG
  309. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Purseona"
    • TV-G
  310. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  311. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  316. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  317. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  319. 2:30 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. Tuesday Night
  322. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  323. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  324. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "You Kent Always Say What You Want"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  325. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Apocalypse Cow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  326. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "My Fare Lady"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  327. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Girl Code"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  328. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Bob Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  330. Wednesday, May 31
  331. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  333. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  335. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Two Tickets to Paradise"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Money Changes Everything"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  347. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  349. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  352. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  354. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  355. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  356. 12:30 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. 3:30 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  358. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  359. Wednesday Night
  360. 8:00 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  361. 10:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  362. Thursday, June 1
  363. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  364. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Cake Fear"
    • TV-PG
  373. 7:30 AM Mad About You "My Boyfriend's Back"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  374. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  377. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG
  379. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad"
    • TV-14
  380. 11:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  381. 1:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  382. 3:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  383. 5:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  384. Thursday Night
  385. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Busted"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  386. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Front"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whacking Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  388. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  391. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  392. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Paths of Glory"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  393. Friday, June 2
  394. 12:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  395. 12:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  396. 1:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  397. 1:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  398. 2:00 AM Man Seeking Woman "Horse"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  399. 2:30 AM Man Seeking Woman "Popcorn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  400. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  401. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  409. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  410. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  415. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  417. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  418. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  419. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Bowling for Votes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  421. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Operation Ann"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Dave Returns"
    • TV-14  (L)
  423. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweet Sixteen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  424. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Shake-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. 3:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  426. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  427. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  428. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses"
    • TV-PG
  429. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Tennis the Menace"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  430. Friday Night
  431. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Angry Dad: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  432. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa Goes Gaga"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  433. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Test Before Trying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  434. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Steal This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  436. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  437. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe Baby Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  438. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  439. Saturday, June 3
  440. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  441. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  442. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  443. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  444. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  457. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  458. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  459. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  460. 10:00 AM Ouija
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  461. 12:00 PM 47 Ronin
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  462. 2:30 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  463. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  464. Saturday Night
  465. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  466. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  467. Sunday, June 4
  468. 1:00 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  469. 1:30 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  470. 2:00 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  471. 2:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  472. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  481. 7:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  482. 8:00 AM 47 Ronin
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  483. 10:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  484. 1:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13