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  1. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  2. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  3. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  4. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  5. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  10. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  13. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  17. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  20. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  21. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Principal and the Pauper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. Last Night
  26. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  27. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  28. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  30. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  31. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  32. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Parent Rap"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  33. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  34. Today
  35. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  36. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  37. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  38. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  39. 2:04 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  40. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  41. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  43. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  44. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  45. 5:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  46. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  47. 6:00 AM Bald Move
  48. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  49. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  55. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 11:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  58. 1:00 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  59. 3:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  60. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  61. Tonight
  62. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  63. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  64. Tomorrow
  65. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  66. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  67. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  68. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  69. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  74. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  75. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  76. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  77. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  78. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  79. 7:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  80. 9:00 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  81. 11:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  82. 1:30 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  83. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  84. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  86. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  91. 7:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  92. Tomorrow Night
  93. 9:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  94. 11:30 PM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. Monday, August 29
  96. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  98. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  99. 3:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  100. 3:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  101. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  102. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  103. 5:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  104. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  105. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  106. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  107. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  109. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  112. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  119. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  121. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  125. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. Monday Night
  131. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  133. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  134. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  136. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  137. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  138. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  139. Tuesday, August 30
  140. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  142. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  143. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  145. 4:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  146. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  147. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  148. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  151. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  152. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  157. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  158. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  161. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Tuesday Night
  163. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  164. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  165. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  166. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  167. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  169. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  170. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  171. Wednesday, August 31
  172. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  173. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  174. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  175. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  176. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  177. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  179. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  181. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  182. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  183. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  184. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  186. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  188. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  191. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  193. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  194. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  195. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  197. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. Wednesday Night
  200. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  201. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  202. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  203. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  204. Thursday, September 1
  205. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  206. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  207. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  208. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  209. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  210. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  211. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  212. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  213. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  215. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  216. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  218. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  219. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  222. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  224. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  225. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  229. Thursday Night
  230. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  232. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  234. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  235. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  236. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. Friday, September 2
  239. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  242. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  251. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  252. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  253. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  255. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  257. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  259. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  260. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  261. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  262. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  265. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  266. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  267. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  270. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  271. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  274. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  275. Friday Night
  276. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  277. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  278. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  279. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  280. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  282. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  283. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  284. Saturday, September 3
  285. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  287. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  290. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  291. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  294. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  296. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  298. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  302. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  304. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  305. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  306. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  307. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. Saturday Night
  309. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  310. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  311. Sunday, September 4
  312. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  329. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  331. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  332. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  333. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  334. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  335. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  336. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  337. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  338. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  339. Sunday Night
  340. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  341. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  342. Monday, September 5
  343. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  348. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  354. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  355. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  359. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  362. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  363. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  364. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  366. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  367. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  368. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  369. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  370. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  371. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  373. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  374. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  375. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  376. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  378. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  379. Monday Night
  380. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  381. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  382. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  384. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  385. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  386. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  387. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. Tuesday, September 6
  389. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  391. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  392. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  393. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  404. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  405. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  406. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  407. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  408. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  409. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  410. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  412. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  415. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  416. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  417. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  418. Tuesday Night
  419. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  420. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  421. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  422. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  423. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  425. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  426. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  427. Wednesday, September 7
  428. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  429. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  430. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  431. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  432. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  437. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  438. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  439. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  440. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  443. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  444. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  447. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  450. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  451. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  452. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  453. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  454. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  455. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  456. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  457. Wednesday Night
  458. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  459. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  460. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  461. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  462. Thursday, September 8
  463. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  464. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  465. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  474. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  475. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  478. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  479. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  480. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  481. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  482. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  483. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  484. 3:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  485. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  486. Thursday Night
  487. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  488. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  489. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Great"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  490. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  491. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Frying Game"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  492. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  493. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  494. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Coming to Homerica"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  495. Friday, September 9
  496. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  497. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  498. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  499. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  500. 2:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  501. 4:00 AM Paid Programming