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  1. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  2. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  3. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  4. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  6. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 1:00 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  8. 3:30 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  9. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. Last Night
  11. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  12. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  13. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  14. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  15. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "There's Something About Marrying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  16. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Any Given Sundance"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  17. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Whopper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Angry Dad: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  19. Today
  20. 12:00 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  21. 12:30 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. 1:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  23. 1:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  24. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  29. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  30. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  31. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  32. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  33. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  34. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  35. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  39. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  42. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  44. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  48. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  51. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Principal and the Pauper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  55. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. Tonight
  57. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  58. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  59. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  61. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  62. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  63. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Parent Rap"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  64. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  65. Tomorrow
  66. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  68. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  69. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  70. 2:04 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  71. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  72. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  73. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  74. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  75. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  76. 5:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  77. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  78. 6:00 AM Bald Move
  79. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  80. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  81. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  82. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  84. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 11:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  89. 1:00 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  90. 3:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  91. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  92. Tomorrow Night
  93. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  94. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  95. Sunday, August 28
  96. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  97. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  98. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  99. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  100. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  103. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  106. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  108. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  109. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  110. 7:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  111. 9:00 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 11:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  113. 1:30 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  114. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  116. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  122. 7:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  123. Sunday Night
  124. 9:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. 11:30 PM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  126. Monday, August 29
  127. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  129. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  130. 3:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  131. 3:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  132. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  133. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  134. 5:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  135. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  136. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  137. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  138. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  140. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  143. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  148. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  150. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  152. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  153. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  156. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. Monday Night
  162. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  167. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  168. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  169. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  170. Tuesday, August 30
  171. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  173. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  174. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  176. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  178. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  183. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  186. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  187. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  188. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  189. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  192. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. Tuesday Night
  194. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  195. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  196. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  197. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  198. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  199. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  200. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  201. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  202. Wednesday, August 31
  203. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  204. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  205. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  206. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  207. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  208. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  212. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  214. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  215. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  217. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  219. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  222. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  223. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  224. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  225. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  226. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  227. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  228. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  230. Wednesday Night
  231. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  232. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  233. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  234. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  235. Thursday, September 1
  236. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  237. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  239. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  240. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  241. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  242. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  244. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  247. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  249. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  250. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  251. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  253. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  255. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  256. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  258. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  260. Thursday Night
  261. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  262. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  263. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  264. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  265. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  266. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  267. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  269. Friday, September 2
  270. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  271. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  282. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  285. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  286. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  290. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  291. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  292. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  293. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  296. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  297. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  298. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  301. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  302. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  303. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  306. Friday Night
  307. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  308. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  314. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  315. Saturday, September 3
  316. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  318. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  319. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  320. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  321. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  325. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  333. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  335. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  336. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  337. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  338. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. Saturday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  341. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  342. Sunday, September 4
  343. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  367. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  368. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  369. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  370. Sunday Night
  371. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  372. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. Monday, September 5
  374. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  379. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  385. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  386. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  388. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  393. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  394. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  395. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  396. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  397. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  398. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  399. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  400. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  401. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  402. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  404. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  405. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  406. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  407. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  408. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  409. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  410. Monday Night
  411. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  415. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  416. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  417. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  418. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. Tuesday, September 6
  420. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  422. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  423. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  424. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  435. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  436. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  437. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  439. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  440. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  441. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  443. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  446. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  447. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  448. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  449. Tuesday Night
  450. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  451. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  452. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  453. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  454. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  455. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  456. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  457. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  458. Wednesday, September 7
  459. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  460. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  461. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  462. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  463. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  474. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  475. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  478. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  479. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  481. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  482. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  483. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  484. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  485. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  486. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  487. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  488. Wednesday Night
  489. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  490. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  491. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  492. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  493. Thursday, September 8
  494. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  495. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  496. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  497. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  498. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  499. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  500. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  501. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  502. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  503. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  504. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"