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  1. 8:00 AM Epic
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  2. 10:00 AM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  3. 12:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  4. 2:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  5. 4:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  6. 6:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  7. Last Night
  8. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart of Darkness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  9. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  10. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Springfield Files"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  11. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Skeptic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  12. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Grift of the Magi"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  13. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Gone Maggie Gone"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  14. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "500 Keys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  16. Today
  17. 12:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  22. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  23. 3:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  24. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  25. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  26. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  27. 5:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  28. 5:30 AM Business On The Go
  29. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  30. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  31. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Cheating on Sheila"
    • TV-PG
  32. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  33. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and The Last Temptation of Eugenio"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Twins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  38. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  39. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  43. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweet Sixteen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Shake-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 2:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  46. 4:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  47. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  48. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Separate Vocations"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. Tonight
  52. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Rosebud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa on Ice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  55. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Phobia"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "All Singing, All Dancing"
    • TV-G
  57. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Eight Misbehavin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Safari"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 12:00 AM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  62. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  63. 2:30 AM Business On The Go
  64. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  65. 3:30 AM Business On The Go
  66. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  67. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  68. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  69. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  70. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  71. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Second Mrs. Buchman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Coin of Destiny"
    • TV-PG
  74. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Date Rated"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Lucky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Live Ammo"
    • TV-14  (L)
  80. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Debate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Bus Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 12:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  83. 2:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  84. 4:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  85. Tomorrow Night
  86. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Heartbroke Kid"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  87. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wettest Stories Ever Told"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Rome-Old and Juli-Eh"
    • TV-PG
  89. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  90. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "My Fare Lady"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  91. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Barthood"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  92. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Good, the Sad and the Drugly"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  93. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  94. Wednesday, March 29
  95. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  96. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  97. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  98. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  99. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  100. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  101. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  102. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  103. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  104. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  105. 5:00 AM Business On The Go
  106. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  107. 6:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  108. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  109. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Caper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Baby Video"
    • TV-PG
  111. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  114. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  115. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ms. Knope Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  117. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soda Tax"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
    • TV-14  (L)
  119. 12:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  120. 2:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  121. 6:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  122. Wednesday Night
  123. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  124. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. Thursday, March 30
  126. 12:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  127. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 3:30 AM Business On The Go
  129. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  132. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  133. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  135. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Fire at Riff's"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  136. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  137. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  140. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  141. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Sex Education"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ben's Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  143. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April"
    • TV-PG
  144. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Two Parties"
    • TV-14  (L)
  147. 1:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  148. 3:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  149. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  150. Thursday Night
  151. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  152. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  154. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  155. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Lost Verizon"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  157. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Gone Abie Gone"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  158. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  159. Friday, March 31
  160. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  163. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  164. 2:00 AM The League "The Great Night of Shiva"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  165. 2:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 3:15 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 3:45 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 4:15 AM Paid Programming
  169. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  172. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  173. 6:30 AM Fight the 7 signs of aging
  174. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Paul Slips in the Shower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Nat & Arley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  178. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  179. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  182. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  183. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  185. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  186. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage"
    • TV-PG
  187. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann's Decision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response"
    • TV-14  (L)
  189. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  190. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Correspondent's Lunch"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  192. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  193. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  194. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  195. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  196. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  197. Friday Night
  198. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "500 Keys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  199. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  200. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  201. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  203. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Girl Code"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  204. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  205. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  206. Saturday, April 1
  207. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  208. 12:31 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  209. 1:02 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  210. 1:33 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  212. 2:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  213. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  214. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  219. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  224. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  226. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  228. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  229. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  230. 1:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. 3:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  232. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  233. Saturday Night
  234. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. Sunday, April 2
  237. 12:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 12:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. 1:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 1:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. 2:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  242. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  243. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  251. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  252. 9:00 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 11:30 AM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  254. 1:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  255. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  256. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Exit to Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  258. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Hunka Hunka Burns in Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  260. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XV"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  261. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  263. Sunday Night
  264. 8:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. 11:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. Monday, April 3
  267. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  270. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  278. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Season Opener"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  279. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  280. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  281. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  283. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  285. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  286. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  289. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  290. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  292. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  294. 3:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dead Putting Society"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  299. Monday Night
  300. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge on the Lam"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  303. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  307. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  308. Tuesday, April 4
  309. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  310. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pain in the Neck"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  321. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Tragedy Plus Time"
    • TV-14  (D)
  322. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  326. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  329. 11:30 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  330. 1:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 4:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  333. Tuesday Night
  334. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  335. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  336. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  337. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  338. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  340. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Father Knows Worst"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  341. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  342. Wednesday, April 5
  343. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  345. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  347. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:00 AM Mad About You "There's a Puma in the Kitchen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Silent Show"
    • TV-14  (S)
  359. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  362. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  363. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  364. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  367. 12:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. 2:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  369. 4:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  370. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. Wednesday Night
  372. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 10:30 PM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  374. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 11:30 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  376. Thursday, April 6
  377. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: No Good Deed"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  378. 2:00 AM The Simpsons "The Sweetest Apu"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  379. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  380. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Weekend in L.A."
    • TV-14  (S)
  389. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Buried Fight"
    • TV-G
  390. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  395. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  396. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  397. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 12:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  399. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  400. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  401. Thursday Night
  402. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Was"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  405. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Duffless"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  408. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  409. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "She Used to Be My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  410. Friday, April 7
  411. 12:00 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  412. 12:30 AM Archer "The Handoff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  413. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Prep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  414. 1:30 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  415. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Sweater People"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  416. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "Crevasses"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  417. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  419. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  421. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Farmer Buchman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Win a Free Car"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  427. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  428. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  430. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  431. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  432. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  433. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  435. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  438. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  439. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  440. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  442. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  443. 4:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  444. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  445. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "My Sister, My Sitter"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  446. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Das Bus"
    • TV-PG
  447. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  448. Friday Night
  449. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  450. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Wet Your Mother"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  451. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Fabulous Faker Boy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  452. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  453. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  454. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  455. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  456. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  457. Saturday, April 8
  458. 12:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  459. 12:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  460. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  461. 1:30 AM Archer "Liquid Lunch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  462. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  463. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  464. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  465. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  466. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  473. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  475. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  476. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  477. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  478. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  479. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  480. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  481. 11:30 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  482. 3:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  483. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  484. Saturday Night
  485. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  486. 10:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  487. Sunday, April 9
  488. 12:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  489. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  490. 1:30 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  491. 2:00 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  492. 2:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  493. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  494. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  495. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  496. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  497. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  498. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  499. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  500. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  501. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  502. 7:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13