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  1. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  2. 5:00 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 7:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  6. 10:39 PM You're the Worst "Men Get Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  7. 11:13 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  8. 11:52 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  9. Today
  10. 2:21 AM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  11. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  13. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  14. 4:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  15. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  16. 5:30 AM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  17. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  18. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  19. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Money Changes Everything"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cake Fear"
    • TV-PG
  21. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  24. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  28. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  29. 12:00 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 2:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  31. 5:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  32. Tonight
  33. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Old Man and the C Student"
    • TV-PG
  35. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  36. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bonfire of the Manatees"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  37. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  38. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Squirt and the Whale"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  39. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. Tomorrow
  42. 12:00 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  43. 12:30 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  44. 1:00 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  45. 1:30 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  46. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  51. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  52. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  53. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  54. 6:00 AM Bald Move
  55. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  56. 7:00 AM Mad About You "My Boyfriend's Back"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  57. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  58. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  62. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  63. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  68. 3:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  69. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Nothing"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  71. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blue and the Gray"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  75. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  76. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  77. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Labor Pains"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  79. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  81. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  82. Saturday, October 1
  83. 12:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 12:31 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  85. 1:02 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  86. 1:33 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  87. 2:04 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  88. 2:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  89. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  90. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  91. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  92. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  93. 5:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  94. 5:30 AM Sexy Cooking
  95. 6:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  96. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  97. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  101. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  102. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  105. 11:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  106. 1:30 PM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  107. 4:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 6:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Saturday Night
  110. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. Sunday, October 2
  113. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  114. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L)
  116. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  117. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  119. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  120. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  121. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  122. 6:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  123. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  124. 9:30 AM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  125. 12:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 2:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  128. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns' Heir"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  131. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  132. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  134. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  135. Sunday Night
  136. 8:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  137. 10:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  138. Monday, October 3
  139. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  140. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  141. 1:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  142. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  144. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 3:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  146. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  148. 5:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  149. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  150. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  152. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  153. 7:30 AM Mad About You "New Sleep-Walking PLUS"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  158. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  159. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  160. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  163. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  166. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  167. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  168. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  169. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  171. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  172. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  173. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. Monday Night
  175. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  176. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Springfield Connection"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  177. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Canine Mutiny"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  179. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  180. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  181. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  182. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  183. Tuesday, October 4
  184. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  185. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  186. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  188. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  190. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  191. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  192. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Parking Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  199. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  203. 1:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 3:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  205. 5:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. Tuesday Night
  207. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  208. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  210. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Let's Go Fly a Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  212. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Every Man's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  214. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Stealing First Base"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  215. Wednesday, October 5
  216. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  217. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  225. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  228. 6:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  229. 6:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  230. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Good, the Bad, and the Not-So-Appealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  231. 7:30 AM Mad About You "I Don't See It"
    • TV-14  (L)
  232. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  235. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  236. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  237. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  238. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  240. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 1:30 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 3:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  245. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  246. Wednesday Night
  247. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  248. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  249. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  250. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  251. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  252. Thursday, October 6
  253. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  254. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  259. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  262. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  263. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Yoko Said"
    • TV-14  (L)
  264. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Angel for Murray"
    • TV-PG
  265. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  269. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  270. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  271. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  272. 11:30 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. 1:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  274. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  275. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  276. Thursday Night
  277. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  280. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  281. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  282. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Donnie Fatso"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  283. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  284. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  285. Friday, October 7
  286. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 4:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  295. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Couple"
    • TV-14  (D)
  301. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Ovulation Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  306. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  308. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  312. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  316. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  317. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  318. 4:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  319. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  320. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  321. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  322. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "HOMR"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  323. Friday Night
  324. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  326. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  327. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  329. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Cue Detective"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  330. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  331. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Baby Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  332. Saturday, October 8
  333. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  335. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  337. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  340. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  353. 10:00 AM The Brothers Solomon
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  354. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  355. 2:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  356. 4:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  358. Saturday Night
  359. 8:00 PM Devil's Due
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  360. 10:00 PM Devil's Due
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  361. Sunday, October 9
  362. 12:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  363. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 7:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  375. 8:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  376. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  377. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. 2:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  379. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  380. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  381. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  382. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  383. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  384. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Moonshine River"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  385. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  386. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa With an 'S'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  387. Sunday Night
  388. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  389. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  390. Monday, October 10
  391. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  392. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Get Back"
    • TV-14
  403. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Dream Weaver"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  407. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  408. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  414. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  416. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  417. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  418. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  420. 4:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  421. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  423. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  424. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  425. Monday Night
  426. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Inner Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  427. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart of Darkness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  429. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  430. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  431. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  432. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  433. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Day of the Jackanapes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  434. Tuesday, October 11
  435. 12:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  436. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  437. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  438. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  439. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  440. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  444. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Hot and Cold"
    • TV-14  (D)
  447. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  449. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  453. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  454. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  455. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  456. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 12:30 PM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  458. 4:00 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  459. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  460. Tuesday Night
  461. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Don't Fear the Roofer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  462. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "We're on the Road to D'Ohwhere"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  463. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  464. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  465. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mathlete's Feat"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  466. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Puffless"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  467. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  468. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  469. Wednesday, October 12
  470. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  471. 12:30 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  472. 1:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  473. 1:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  474. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Everybody Hates Me"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  485. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Do Me a Favor"
    • TV-G
  486. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  488. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  489. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  490. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  491. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  492. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  493. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  494. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  495. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  496. 2:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R