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  1. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  5. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  6. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  7. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  8. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  9. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  10. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  11. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  15. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  18. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  20. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  22. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  24. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  27. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  28. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Principal and the Pauper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. Last Night
  33. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  34. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  35. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  36. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  37. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  38. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  39. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Parent Rap"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  40. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  41. Today
  42. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  43. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  44. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  45. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  46. 2:04 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  47. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  48. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  50. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  51. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  52. 5:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  53. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  54. 6:00 AM Bald Move
  55. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  56. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  57. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  60. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  62. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 11:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  65. 1:00 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  66. 3:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  67. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  68. Tonight
  69. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  70. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  71. Tomorrow
  72. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  73. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  74. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  75. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  76. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  79. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  81. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  83. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  84. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  85. 6:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  86. 7:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  87. 9:00 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  88. 11:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 1:30 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  90. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  91. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  92. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  93. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  94. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  95. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  96. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  98. 7:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  99. Tomorrow Night
  100. 9:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  101. 11:30 PM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  102. Monday, August 29
  103. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  105. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  106. 3:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  107. 3:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  108. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  109. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  110. 5:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  111. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  112. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  113. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  114. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  116. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  119. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  125. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  126. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  128. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  132. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  134. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  135. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. Monday Night
  138. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  143. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  144. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  145. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  146. Tuesday, August 30
  147. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  149. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  150. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  152. 4:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  153. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  154. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  155. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  159. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  162. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  163. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  164. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  168. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. Tuesday Night
  170. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  171. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  172. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  173. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  174. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  176. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  177. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  178. Wednesday, August 31
  179. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  180. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  181. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  182. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  183. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  184. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  186. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  188. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  189. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  190. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  191. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  193. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  195. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  197. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  198. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  202. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  204. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. Wednesday Night
  207. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  208. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  209. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  210. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  211. Thursday, September 1
  212. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  213. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  214. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  216. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  217. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  218. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  219. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  220. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  222. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  223. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  225. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  226. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  227. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  229. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  230. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  231. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  232. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  236. Thursday Night
  237. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  239. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  241. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  242. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  243. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. Friday, September 2
  246. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  248. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  250. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  258. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  259. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  260. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  261. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  262. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  266. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  267. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  268. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  269. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  271. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  272. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  273. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  274. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  277. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  278. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  281. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  282. Friday Night
  283. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  284. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  288. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  290. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  291. Saturday, September 3
  292. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  293. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  297. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  298. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  301. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  303. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  305. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  309. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  311. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  312. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  313. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  314. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Saturday Night
  316. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  317. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  318. Sunday, September 4
  319. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  327. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  335. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  336. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  339. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  341. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  343. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  344. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  345. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  346. Sunday Night
  347. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  348. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  349. Monday, September 5
  350. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  355. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  366. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  369. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  370. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  371. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  373. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  374. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  375. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  376. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  377. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  378. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  379. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  380. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  381. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  382. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  383. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  385. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  386. Monday Night
  387. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  391. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  392. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  393. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  394. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. Tuesday, September 6
  396. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  398. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  399. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  400. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  409. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  410. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  411. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  412. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  415. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  416. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  417. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  419. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  422. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  423. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  424. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  425. Tuesday Night
  426. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  427. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  428. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  429. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  430. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  432. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  433. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  434. Wednesday, September 7
  435. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  436. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  437. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  438. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  439. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  450. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  451. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  454. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  455. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  457. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  458. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  459. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  460. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  461. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  462. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  463. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  464. Wednesday Night
  465. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  466. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  467. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  468. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  469. Thursday, September 8
  470. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  471. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  472. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  481. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  482. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  483. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  484. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  485. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  486. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  487. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  488. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  489. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  490. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  491. 3:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  492. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  493. Thursday Night
  494. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  495. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  496. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Great"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  497. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  498. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Frying Game"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  499. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  500. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  501. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Coming to Homerica"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  502. Friday, September 9
  503. 12:00 AM Archer