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  1. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  4. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  9. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  13. 1:00 PM Mom "Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  14. 1:30 PM Mom "Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 2:00 PM Mom "Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 2:30 PM Mom "Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 3:00 PM Mom "Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 3:30 PM Mom "Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  20. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Some Enchanted Evening"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Three Men and a Comic Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Kamp Krusty"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From Another Series"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Skeptic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  30. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Maximum Homerdrive"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother's Little Helper"
    • TV-PG
  32. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  33. Today
  34. 12:00 AM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  35. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  36. 2:30 AM Money Maker
  37. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  38. 3:30 AM Money Maker
  39. 4:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  40. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  41. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  42. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  43. 6:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  44. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  49. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  54. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 1:00 PM Mom "Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 1:30 PM Mom "Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 2:00 PM Mom "Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 2:30 PM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  60. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. Tonight
  62. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mommie Beerest"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  64. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  65. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  66. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Simprovised"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  67. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Trust but Clarify"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  68. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Papa Don't Leech"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  69. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Drama Queen"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  70. Tomorrow
  71. 12:00 AM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  72. 12:31 AM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  73. 1:02 AM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  74. 1:33 AM Archer "Blood Test"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  75. 2:04 AM LifeLock Protection
  76. 2:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  77. 3:00 AM Star Shower
  78. 3:30 AM Tired of shaving, painful treatments, and expensive salon visits? Try it today! No Hair, No Pain!
  79. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  80. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  81. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  82. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  83. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  84. 6:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  85. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  88. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  91. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  93. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 12:30 PM Mom "Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 1:00 PM Mom "A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 1:30 PM Mom "Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne"
    • TV-14  (L)
  99. 2:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 5:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  101. 7:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. Tomorrow Night
  103. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  104. 10:33 PM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  105. 11:06 PM You're the Worst "This Is Just Marketing"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 11:39 PM Mom "Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. Thursday, September 28
  108. 12:09 AM Mom "Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 12:39 AM Mom "Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain"
    • TV-14  (L)
  110. 1:09 AM Mom "Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation"
    • TV-14  (L)
  111. 1:39 AM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  112. 2:12 AM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  113. 2:42 AM Archer "Movie Star"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  114. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  115. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away - Best Vacuum Ever
  117. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  118. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  120. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  121. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  122. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  123. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  125. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  126. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  131. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  133. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  134. 1:00 PM Mom "Terrorists and Gingerbread"
    • TV-14
  135. 1:30 PM Mom "Thigh Gap and a Rack of Lamb"
    • TV-14
  136. 2:00 PM Mom "Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 2:30 PM Mom "Sawdust and Brisket"
    • TV-14  (L)
  138. 3:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. 5:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. Thursday Night
  141. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Hit by a Car"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  143. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  144. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge on the Lam"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  145. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  146. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  147. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  148. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  149. Friday, September 29
  150. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  151. 12:30 AM Archer "Tragical History"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  152. 1:00 AM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  153. 1:30 AM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  154. 2:00 AM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  155. 2:30 AM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 5:00 AM Money Maker
  161. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  162. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  163. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  164. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  168. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  169. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  174. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 12:30 PM Mom "A Pirate, Three Frogs and Prince"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:00 PM Mom "Horny-Goggles and a Catered Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 1:30 PM Mom "Kreplach and a Tiny Tush"
    • TV-14  (L)
  178. 2:00 PM Mom "Snickerdoodle and a Nip Slip"
    • TV-14
  179. 2:30 PM Mom "My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 3:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  182. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  183. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  184. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Fool Monty"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  185. Friday Night
  186. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  187. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Changing of the Guardian"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  188. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Subterfuge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  190. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Something"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  191. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Pork and Burns"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  192. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Old Yeller Belly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  193. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  194. Saturday, September 30
  195. 12:00 AM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. 12:31 AM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  197. 1:02 AM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  198. 1:33 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  199. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  200. 2:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  201. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  202. 3:30 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  203. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 4:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  205. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  206. 5:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  207. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  208. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  209. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 10:30 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  217. 1:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  218. 4:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. 7:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  220. Saturday Night
  221. 10:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  222. Sunday, October 1
  223. 1:00 AM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  224. 1:33 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 2:03 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  226. 2:33 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  227. 3:03 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  228. 3:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  229. 4:03 AM Paid Programming
  230. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  233. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  234. 6:30 AM Star Shower
  235. 7:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  236. 9:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  237. 12:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  239. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  240. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gamer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  241. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Drama Queen"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  242. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Gone Maggie Gone"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  243. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  244. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Book Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  245. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  246. 7:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  247. Sunday Night
  248. 9:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  249. 11:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  250. Monday, October 2
  251. 1:30 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  255. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 4:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  257. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 5:30 AM Money Maker
  259. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  267. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  269. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  270. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  271. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  272. 12:30 PM Mom "My Little Pony and a Demerol Drip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 1:00 PM Mom "Quaaludes and Crackerjack"
    • TV-14  (L)
  274. 1:30 PM Mom "Cinderella and a Drunk Macgyver"
    • TV-14  (L)
  275. 2:00 PM Mom "Sticky Hands and a Walk on the Wild Side"
    • TV-14  (L)
  276. 2:30 PM Mom "Death, Death, Death and a Bucket of Chicken"
    • TV-14  (L)
  277. 3:00 PM Mom "Nazi Zombies and a Two-Hundred Pound Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 3:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  279. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  280. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  283. Monday Night
  284. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Nothing"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "A Milhouse Divided"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lost Our Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  289. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  290. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  291. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  292. Tuesday, October 3
  293. 12:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gets Racist"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  294. 12:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Wants an Abortion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 1:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Underage Drinking: A National Concern"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  296. 1:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Has Cancer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  297. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 4:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  302. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  310. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  311. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  313. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  315. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  318. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  319. 1:00 PM Mom "Cornflakes and the Hair of Three Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:30 PM Mom "Caperberries and a Glass Eye"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 2:00 PM Mom "Beast Mode and Old People Kissing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  322. 2:30 PM Mom "A Catheter and a Dipsy-Doodle"
    • TV-14  (L)
  323. 3:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  325. Tuesday Night
  326. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  327. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Crook and Ladder"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  329. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  330. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Cue Detective"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  331. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Havana Wild Weekend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  332. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Mona Leaves-a"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  333. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  334. Wednesday, October 4
  335. 12:00 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 12:30 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  337. 1:00 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  338. 1:30 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  339. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  357. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 12:30 PM Mom "Pure Evil and a Free Piece of Cheesecake"
    • TV-14
  361. 1:00 PM Mom "Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 1:30 PM Mom "Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden"
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 2:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  364. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  365. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. Wednesday Night
  367. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "There's Always a Back Door"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  368. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "There's Always a Back Door"
    • TV-MA
  369. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fog of War, Bro"
    • TV-MA
  370. 11:30 PM Mom "High-Tops and Brown Jacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. Thursday, October 5
  372. 12:00 AM Mom "Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 12:30 AM Mom "Sparkling Water & Ba-Dinkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 1:00 AM Mom "Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 1:30 AM You're the Worst "There's Always a Back Door"
    • TV-MA
  376. 2:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Gun Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  377. 2:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Finds a Dead Guy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  387. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  390. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  391. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  393. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  394. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  395. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  396. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 12:30 PM Mom "Blow and a Free McMuffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 1:00 PM Mom "Xanax and a Baby Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 1:30 PM Mom "Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 2:00 PM Mom "Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 2:30 PM Mom "A Safe Word and a Rib Eye"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 3:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  403. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  404. Thursday Night
  405. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pygmoelian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  406. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  407. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  408. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  409. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Whopper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Real Housewives of Fat Tony"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  411. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  413. Friday, October 6
  414. 12:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Gets Molested"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  415. 12:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "Charlie Gets Crippled"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  416. 1:00 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Goes Jihad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  417. 1:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gives Back"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  418. 2:00 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  419. 2:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  420. 3:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  421. 3:30 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  422. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  423. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  424. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan and Her Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  431. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  432. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  433. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  434. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  436. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  437. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  438. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  439. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 1:00 PM Mom "Roast Chicken and a Funny Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  441. 1:30 PM Mom "Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 2:00 PM Mom "Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  443. 2:30 PM Mom "Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 3:00 PM Mom "A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold"
    • TV-14  (L)
  445. 3:30 PM Mom "A Few Thongs and a Hawaiian Funeral"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 4:00 PM Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  447. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  448. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  449. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
    • TV-PG
  450. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Scorpion's Tale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  451. Friday Night
  452. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The D'oh-cial Network"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  453. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Hardly Kirk-ing"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  454. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  455. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  456. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Gal of Constant Sorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  457. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Phatsby"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  458. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  459. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  460. Saturday, October 7
  461. 12:00 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  462. 12:30 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  463. 1:00 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  464. 1:30 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  465. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  466. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Meets His Match"
    • TV-14  (L)
  476. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Epic Relationship Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  478. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"