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  1. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 8:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  4. 10:00 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  6. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  7. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  8. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  9. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Tennis the Menace"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  11. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Wife Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  12. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  13. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  14. 7:00 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 9:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  17. Today
  18. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 12:30 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  20. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  23. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  24. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  25. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  26. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  27. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  28. 5:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  29. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  30. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  31. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  32. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  33. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  34. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  37. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  38. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  40. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  45. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  46. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  48. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 3:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  50. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  51. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  52. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. Tonight
  55. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  59. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  60. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  61. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  62. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  63. Tomorrow
  64. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  65. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  66. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 3:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  68. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  69. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  70. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  71. 5:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  72. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  73. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  74. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  75. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  76. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  77. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  81. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  82. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  87. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  88. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  89. Tomorrow Night
  90. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  91. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  92. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  93. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  94. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  96. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  97. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  98. Wednesday, May 4
  99. 12:00 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  100. 12:31 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  101. 1:02 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  102. 1:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  103. 2:04 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  104. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  105. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  106. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  107. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  108. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  109. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  110. 5:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  111. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  113. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  114. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  120. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  124. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  125. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  126. Wednesday Night
  127. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  128. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  129. Thursday, May 5
  130. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  131. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  132. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  136. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  137. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  138. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  140. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  141. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  142. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  144. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  145. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  147. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  149. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  152. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  153. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  156. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  157. Thursday Night
  158. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  159. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  165. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  166. Friday, May 6
  167. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  168. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  169. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  170. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  171. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  172. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  176. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  177. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  179. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  192. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  195. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  196. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  197. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  199. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  200. Friday Night
  201. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  202. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  203. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  204. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  205. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  206. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  208. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  209. Saturday, May 7
  210. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  211. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  212. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  213. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  214. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  215. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  216. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  221. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  222. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  223. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  228. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  231. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  233. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  234. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  235. Saturday Night
  236. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  237. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  238. Sunday, May 8
  239. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  240. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  241. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  242. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  247. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  256. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  258. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  259. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  261. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  262. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  263. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  264. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  266. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  267. Sunday Night
  268. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  270. Monday, May 9
  271. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  279. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  287. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  289. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  292. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  297. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  298. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  299. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  300. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  301. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  302. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  303. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  304. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. Monday Night
  309. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  311. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  314. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  315. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  316. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  317. Tuesday, May 10
  318. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  319. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  330. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  331. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  336. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  337. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  339. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  340. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  341. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  342. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  343. Tuesday Night
  344. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  345. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  346. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  347. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  349. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  350. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  351. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  352. Wednesday, May 11
  353. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  354. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  355. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  356. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  357. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  368. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  369. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  373. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  376. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  378. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  379. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  380. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  381. Wednesday Night
  382. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  384. Thursday, May 12
  385. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  386. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  397. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  398. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  401. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  402. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  404. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  406. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  407. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  408. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  409. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  410. Thursday Night
  411. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  412. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  413. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  414. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  416. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  417. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  418. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. Friday, May 13
  420. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  421. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  422. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  423. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  424. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  431. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  432. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  433. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  435. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  437. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  438. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  439. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  441. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  442. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  445. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  446. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  447. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  448. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  449. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  450. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  451. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  452. Friday Night
  453. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  454. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  455. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  456. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  457. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  458. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  459. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  460. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  461. Saturday, May 14
  462. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  463. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  464. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  465. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  466. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  467. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  468. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  477. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  478. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  479. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  480. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  481. 9:30 AM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  482. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  483. 3:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  484. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  485. Saturday Night
  486. 8:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  487. 10:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  488. Sunday, May 15
  489. 1:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  490. 1:30 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  491. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  493. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  494. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  495. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  496. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  497. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  498. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  499. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  500. 6:30 AM Paid Programming