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  1. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  4. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  5. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Moonshine River"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  6. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  8. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Fland Canyon"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  9. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  10. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  11. Today
  12. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  13. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  15. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 2:04 AM Pressure Cooker
  17. 2:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  18. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  19. 3:30 AM Amazing Abs
  20. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  21. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  22. 5:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  23. 5:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  24. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  25. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  26. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  29. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  31. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 10:00 AM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  33. 12:00 PM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 2:30 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  35. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. Tonight
  37. 8:00 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  39. Tomorrow
  40. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  41. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  42. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  43. 2:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  44. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  47. 4:30 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  48. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  50. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  51. 6:30 AM Marie Osmond's BodyGym
  52. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. 9:30 AM 300
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  54. 12:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "When Flanders Failed"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Be Not Proud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gamer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  59. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  60. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  61. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  62. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  63. 7:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. Tomorrow Night
  65. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. 11:00 PM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  67. Monday, May 1
  68. 1:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  69. 1:30 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  70. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  71. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  73. 3:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  74. 4:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  75. 5:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  76. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  77. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  78. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  79. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  80. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  84. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Last Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  88. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweet Sixteen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Shake-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  92. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Lucky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Live Ammo"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Debate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bus Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 4:00 PM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  97. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Busted"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  98. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  99. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Like Father, Like Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  100. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Triple Bypass"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. Monday Night
  102. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Apu"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Comet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  105. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  106. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Girlie Edition"
    • TV-PG
  107. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  108. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  109. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  110. Tuesday, May 2
  111. 12:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  113. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  114. 3:00 AM Experience the Power of Hazuki Glasses
  115. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 4:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  117. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  118. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  119. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  120. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  123. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  124. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Win, Lose or Draw"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ms. Knope Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  130. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Soda Tax"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  131. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "How a Bill Becomes a Law"
    • TV-14  (L)
  132. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sex Education"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  134. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Tuesday Night
  137. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Sleeping With the Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  138. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  139. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  140. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bull-E"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  142. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "To Courier with Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  143. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangerous Curves"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Postcards From the Wedge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  145. Wednesday, May 3
  146. 12:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  147. 12:31 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 1:02 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  149. 1:33 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  150. 2:04 AM LifeLock Protection
  151. 2:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  152. 3:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  153. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 4:00 AM Amazing Abs
  155. 4:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  156. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  159. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  160. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  163. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  165. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Halloween Surprise"
    • TV-14  (L)
  167. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ben's Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  168. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie vs. April"
    • TV-PG
  169. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Commons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  170. 12:00 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. 2:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 5:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  173. 7:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  174. Wednesday Night
  175. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  176. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Ladyfingers"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  177. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  178. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  179. Thursday, May 4
  180. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  181. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  182. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  185. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  187. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  188. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  189. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  190. 7:30 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Diane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Two Parties"
    • TV-14  (L)
  197. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Women in Garbage"
    • TV-PG
  198. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann's Decision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Emergency Response"
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie and Ben"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  201. 1:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  202. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  203. 5:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  204. Thursday Night
  205. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  206. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  208. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Girls Just Want to Have Sums"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  209. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  210. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  212. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  213. Friday, May 5
  214. 12:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 12:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  216. 1:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. 1:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  218. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "LCD Soundsystem"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  219. 2:31 AM You're the Worst "A Right Proper Story"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  220. 3:02 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:32 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:02 AM Paid Programming
  223. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 5:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  226. 6:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  227. 6:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  228. 7:00 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  229. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  230. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  233. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  235. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Correspondent's Lunch"
    • TV-14  (L)
  241. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Bailout"
    • TV-14  (D)
  242. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Partridge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Animal Control"
    • TV-14  (L)
  244. 3:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  245. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Homer They Fall"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  246. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Marge Simpson In: Screaming Yellow Honkers"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  248. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Pygmoelian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  249. Friday Night
  250. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "YOLO"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  254. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Wreck of the Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  255. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Paths of Glory"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  256. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  257. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Co-Dependent's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  258. Saturday, May 6
  259. 12:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 12:31 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  261. 1:02 AM Archer "The Figgis Agency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  262. 1:33 AM Archer "The Handoff"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  263. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  264. 2:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  265. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  266. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 5:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  270. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 6:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  272. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  277. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 12:00 PM American Hustle
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  281. 3:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  282. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  283. Saturday Night
  284. 8:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  285. Sunday, May 7
  286. 12:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. 2:00 AM Archer "Deadly Prep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 2:30 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  298. 9:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  299. 12:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  300. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Sells His Soul"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  303. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Moe Letter Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  305. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Judge Me Tender"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  306. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  307. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Simprovised"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  308. Sunday Night
  309. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  310. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  311. Monday, May 8
  312. 12:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  313. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  324. 7:30 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  325. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  328. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  330. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Article Two"
    • TV-14  (D)
  336. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Swing Vote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Retirement"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  338. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Are You Better Off?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "London"
    • TV-14  (D)
  341. 4:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  342. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Some Enchanted Evening"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  344. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Defined"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  345. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  346. Monday Night
  347. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Loves Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Two Bad Neighbors"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  350. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  352. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
    • TV-PG
  354. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Tall Tales"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  355. Tuesday, May 9
  356. 12:00 AM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  357. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  368. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  369. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  370. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  374. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  376. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  377. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 12:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  379. 2:30 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  380. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  381. Tuesday Night
  382. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "There's Something About Marrying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  383. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  384. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  385. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Debarted"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  386. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  387. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Every Man's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  389. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Stealing First Base"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  390. Wednesday, May 10
  391. 12:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  392. 12:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  393. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  394. 1:30 AM Archer "Liquid Lunch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  395. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  406. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  407. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D)
  408. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  410. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  412. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  413. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  414. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  416. 12:30 PM Rise of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  417. 3:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  418. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  419. Wednesday Night
  420. 8:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  421. 10:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Waxing Gibbous"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  422. 10:30 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  423. 11:00 PM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Waxing Gibbous"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  424. 11:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  425. Thursday, May 11
  426. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Dreamland: Waxing Gibbous"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  427. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  428. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  435. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  437. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  438. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  439. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  440. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  442. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  444. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  447. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  448. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  449. 1:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  450. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  451. 6:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  452. Thursday Night
  453. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  454. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  455. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Maximum Homerdrive"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  456. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  457. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  458. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  459. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  460. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  461. Friday, May 12
  462. 12:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  463. 12:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  464. 1:00 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  465. 1:30 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  466. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "A Rapidly Mutating Virus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  467. 2:30 AM You're the Worst "Other Things You Could Be Doing"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  468. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  469. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  470. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  477. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  478. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Helps Lacey Stay Rich"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  479. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  481. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  482. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  483. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  484. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  485. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  486. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  487. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  488. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  489. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  490. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  491. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  492. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  493. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  494. 4:00 PM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  495. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  496. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)