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  1. 8:00 PM Paul
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 10:15 PM Me, Myself & Irene
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  3. Today
  4. 1:00 AM Paul
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  5. 3:15 AM The Omega Man
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  6. 5:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Army Buddy"
    • TV-14
  7. 6:00 AM The Monkees "I Was a 99-Pound Weakling"
  8. 6:35 AM The Monkees "Hillbilly Honeymoon"
  9. 7:10 AM The Monkees "Monkees Marooned"
  10. 7:45 AM Pumpkin
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  11. 10:30 AM Love, Wedding, Marriage
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  12. 12:30 PM Pumpkin
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  13. 3:15 PM Kickboxer
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  14. 5:30 PM Red Dawn
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Tonight
  16. 8:00 PM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  17. 10:00 PM Lethal Weapon 3
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  18. Tomorrow
  19. 12:45 AM Green Zone
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  20. 3:15 AM The Lookout
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  21. 5:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Kicked Out"
    • TV-14
  22. 6:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Nick Offerman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 6:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Clip Show"
    • TV-14
  24. 6:45 AM The Spirit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  25. 9:00 AM Flypaper
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  26. 11:00 AM Red Dawn
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 1:30 PM Lethal Weapon 3
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  28. 4:15 PM Army of Darkness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  29. 6:00 PM Jeepers Creepers
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  30. Tomorrow Night
  31. 8:00 PM Blade II
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  32. 10:30 PM Jeepers Creepers
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  33. Thursday, September 3
  34. 12:30 AM Blade II
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  35. 3:00 AM Quarantine
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  36. 5:00 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Pearl Harbor"
    • TV-14
  37. 5:30 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Michael Cera Wears a Yellow Collared Shirt and White Sneakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 6:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Anna Kendrick"
    • TV-14
  39. 6:15 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "James Marsden Wears Gray Pants and Black High-Top Sneakers"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  40. 6:45 AM Army of Darkness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  41. 8:30 AM Super
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  42. 10:45 AM Hard Rain
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  43. 1:00 PM Event Horizon
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  44. 3:15 PM Super
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  45. 5:30 PM National Lampoon's Vacation
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  46. 7:45 PM National Lampoon's Vacation
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  47. Thursday Night
  48. 10:00 PM Documentary Now! "DRONEZ: The Hunt for El Chingon"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  49. 10:30 PM Comedy Bang! Bang! "A$AP Rocky Wears a Black Button Up Jacket and Black Sneakers"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 11:00 PM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  51. Friday, September 4
  52. 1:00 AM Documentary Now! "DRONEZ: The Hunt for El Chingon"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  53. 1:30 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "A$AP Rocky Wears a Black Button Up Jacket and Black Sneakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  54. 2:00 AM Kingdom of Heaven
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  55. 5:15 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Carly Rae Jepsen Wears a Chunky Necklace and Black Ankle Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 5:45 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Alison Brie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  57. 6:30 AM Hard Run
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  58. 8:45 AM The Others
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  59. 11:00 AM Event Horizon
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  60. 1:15 PM Hard Rain
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  61. 3:30 PM The Others
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  62. 5:45 PM The Funhouse
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  63. Friday Night
  64. 8:00 PM Hannibal Rising
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  65. 10:45 PM Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  66. Saturday, September 5
  67. 12:30 AM Hannibal Rising
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  68. 3:15 AM Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  69. 5:00 AM Documentary Now! "DRONEZ: The Hunt for El Chingon"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  70. 5:30 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "A$AP Rocky Wears a Black Button Up Jacket and Black Sneakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  71. 6:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Aziz Ansari Wears a Charcoal Blazer"
    • TV-14
  72. 6:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Hal Coaches"
    • TV-14
  73. 6:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Dewey's Dog"
    • TV-14
  74. 7:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Poker II"
    • TV-14
  75. 7:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Clip Show"
    • TV-14
  76. 8:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Jury Duty"
    • TV-14
  77. 8:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Cliques"
    • TV-14
  78. 9:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Monkey"
    • TV-14
  79. 9:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Zoo"
    • TV-14
  80. 10:15 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "A$AP Rocky Wears a Black Button Up Jacket and Black Sneakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  81. 10:45 AM Documentary Now! "Sandy Passage"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  82. 11:15 AM Documentary Now! "DRONEZ: The Hunt for El Chingon"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  83. 11:45 AM Documentary Now! "Kunuk Uncovered"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  84. 12:15 PM Lethal Weapon
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  85. 2:45 PM Lethal Weapon 2
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  86. 5:15 PM Lethal Weapon 3
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  87. Saturday Night
  88. 8:00 PM Lethal Weapon 4
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  89. 10:45 PM Lethal Weapon
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  90. Sunday, September 6
  91. 1:15 AM Lethal Weapon 2
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  92. 3:45 AM Wonderland
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  93. 6:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Alison Brie Wears a Black Mesh Top and Mini-Skirt"
    • TV-14  (L)
  94. 6:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Stupid Girl"
    • TV-14
  95. 6:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Forwards Backwards"
    • TV-14
  96. 7:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Forbidden Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  97. 7:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Malcolm Holds His Tongue"
    • TV-14
  98. 8:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Boys at the Ranch"
    • TV-14
  99. 8:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Grandma Sues"
    • TV-14
  100. 9:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "If Boys Were Girls"
    • TV-14
  101. 9:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Long Drive"
    • TV-14
  102. 10:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Kicked Out"
    • TV-14
  103. 10:45 AM Midnight Run
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  104. 1:30 PM Lethal Weapon 3
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  105. 4:15 PM Lethal Weapon 4
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  106. 7:00 PM Half Baked
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  107. Sunday Night
  108. 9:00 PM Half Baked
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  109. 11:00 PM Documentary Now! "DRONEZ: The Hunt for El Chingon"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  110. 11:30 PM Documentary Now! "Kunuk Uncovered"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  111. Monday, September 7
  112. 12:00 AM Midnight Run
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  113. 2:45 AM Crash
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  114. 5:15 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Brie Larson Wears a Billowy Long-Sleeve Shirt and White Saddle Shoes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  115. 5:45 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Aziz Ansari Wears a Charcoal Blazer"
    • TV-14
  116. 6:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Nick Offerman Wears a Green Flannel Shirt and Brown Boots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 6:15 AM The Château
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  118. 8:15 AM Pumpkin
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  119. 11:00 AM The Château
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  120. 1:00 PM Fantastic Mr. Fox
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  121. 3:00 PM Pumpkin
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  122. 5:45 PM Snakes on a Plane
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  123. Monday Night
  124. 8:00 PM Wet Hot American Summer
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  125. 10:15 PM Notorious
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  126. Tuesday, September 8
  127. 1:00 AM Wet Hot American Summer
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  128. 3:15 AM Snakes on a Plane
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 5:30 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Tom Lennon Wears Black Slacks and a Black Skinny Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 6:00 AM Hopscotch
    • R
  131. 8:15 AM Love, Wedding, Marriage
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  132. 10:15 AM Diner
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  133. 12:45 PM Hopscotch
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  134. 3:00 PM Run Fat Boy Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  135. 5:15 PM Midnight Run
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  136. Tuesday Night
  137. 8:00 PM The Transporter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 10:00 PM Transporter 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. Wednesday, September 9
  140. 12:15 AM Midnight Run
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  141. 3:00 AM The Spirit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  142. 5:15 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Ken Marino Wears a Slim Gray Suit and Salmon Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:45 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "David Cross Wears a Red Polo Shirt and Brown Shoes with Red Laces"
    • TV-14
  144. 6:00 AM The Three Stooges "Tassels in the Air"
    • TV-G
  145. 6:25 AM The Three Stooges "They Stooge to Conga"
    • TV-G
  146. 6:50 AM The Three Stooges "Three Dumb Clucks"
    • TV-G
  147. 7:15 AM Green Zone
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  148. 9:45 AM The Spirit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  149. 12:00 PM Get Carter
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  150. 2:15 PM Green Zone
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  151. 4:45 PM Kingdom of Heaven
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  152. Wednesday Night
  153. 8:00 PM The Mist
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  154. 10:45 PM The Mist
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  155. Thursday, September 10
  156. 1:30 AM Insidious
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. 3:45 AM Quarantine
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  158. 5:45 AM The Birthday Boys "First Look at Season Two"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  159. 6:00 AM The Monkees "Monkees at the Circus"
    • TV-G
  160. 6:35 AM The Monkees "Captain Crocodile"
    • TV-G
  161. 7:10 AM The Monkees "Monkees a la Mode"
    • TV-G
  162. 7:45 AM Open Water
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  163. 9:30 AM Get Carter
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  164. 11:45 AM Flypaper
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  165. 1:45 PM Open Water
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  166. 3:30 PM The Funhouse
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  167. 5:45 PM Wet Hot American Summer
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  168. Thursday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  170. 10:00 PM Documentary Now! "The Eye Doesn't Lie"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  171. 10:30 PM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Weird Al Yankovic Wears a Different Hawaiian Shirt"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 11:00 PM Fast Times at Ridgemont High
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  173. Friday, September 11
  174. 1:00 AM Documentary Now! "The Eye Doesn't Lie"
    • TV-14
  175. 1:30 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Weird Al Yankovic Wears a Different Hawaiian Shirt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:00 AM Wet Hot American Summer
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  177. 4:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Stereo Store"
    • TV-14
  178. 4:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Hal's Friend"
    • TV-14
  179. 5:15 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Garage Sale"
    • TV-14
  180. 5:45 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Craig Robinson Wears a Bordeaux Button Down and Dark Jeans"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  181. 6:00 AM Documentary Now! "Kunuk Uncovered"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  182. 6:30 AM Documentary Now! "The Eye Doesn't Lie"
    • TV-14
  183. 7:00 AM The Ninth Gate
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  184. 10:00 AM Wonderland
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 12:15 PM The Ninth Gate
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  186. 3:15 PM The Others
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  187. 5:30 PM From Dusk Till Dawn
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  188. Friday Night
  189. 8:00 PM Blade II
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  190. 10:30 PM From Dusk Till Dawn
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  191. Saturday, September 12
  192. 1:00 AM Blade II
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  193. 3:30 AM Quarantine
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  194. 5:30 AM Documentary Now! "The Eye Doesn't Lie"
    • TV-14
  195. 6:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Alison Brie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  196. 6:15 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Carly Rae Jepsen Wears a Chunky Necklace and Black Ankle Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  197. 6:45 AM Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  198. 9:00 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Academic Octathalon"
    • TV-14
  199. 9:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Clip Show 2"
    • TV-14
  200. 10:00 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Reese's Party"
    • TV-14
  201. 10:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Future Malcolm"
    • TV-14
  202. 10:45 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Baby"
    • TV-14
  203. 11:00 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Baby"
    • TV-14
  204. 11:30 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Weird Al Yankovic Wears a Different Hawaiian Shirt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 12:00 PM Documentary Now! "The Eye Doesn't Lie"
    • TV-14
  206. 12:30 PM The Running Man
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  207. 2:45 PM Kingpin
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  208. 5:30 PM Get Smart
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. Saturday Night
  210. 8:00 PM National Lampoon's Vacation
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  211. 10:15 PM National Lampoon's Vacation
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  212. Sunday, September 13
  213. 12:30 AM Get Smart
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 3:00 AM Kingpin
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  215. 5:45 AM Garfunkel and Oates "First Look"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 6:00 AM Garfunkel and Oates "First Look"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 6:15 AM The Running Man
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  218. 8:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Vegas"
    • TV-14
  219. 9:00 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Watching the Baby"
    • TV-14
  220. 9:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Goodbye Kitty"
    • TV-14
  221. 10:00 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14
  222. 10:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Malcolm Films Reese"
    • TV-14
  223. 11:00 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Malcolm's Job"
    • TV-14
  224. 11:30 AM Malcolm in the Middle "Christmas Trees"
    • TV-14
  225. 12:00 PM Malcolm in the Middle "Block Party"
    • TV-14
  226. 12:30 PM The Monkees "Monkees in a Ghost Town"
    • TV-G
  227. 1:05 PM The Monkees "Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-G
  228. 1:40 PM The Monkees "The Chaperone"
    • TV-G
  229. 2:15 PM The Monkees "The Monkees"
    • TV-G
  230. 2:45 PM The Lookout
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  231. 5:00 PM Joy Ride
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  232. 7:00 PM The Transporter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. Sunday Night
  234. 9:00 PM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  235. 11:00 PM Documentary Now! "The Eye Doesn't Lie"
    • TV-14
  236. 11:30 PM Documentary Now! "Kunuk Uncovered"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  237. Monday, September 14
  238. 12:00 AM Transporter 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 2:15 AM The Jackal
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  240. 5:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Randall Park Wears Brown Dress Shoes With Blue Socks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:30 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Weird Al Yankovic Wears a Different Hawaiian Shirt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 6:00 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "David Cross Wears a Red Polo Shirt and Brown Shoes with Red Laces"
    • TV-14
  243. 6:15 AM Comedy Bang! Bang! "Ken Marino Wears a Slim Gray Suit and Salmon Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 6:45 AM The Island of Dr. Moreau
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. 8:45 AM Event Horizon
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  246. 11:00 AM The Island of Dr. Moreau
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. 1:00 PM Hard Rain
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  248. 3:15 PM Event Horizon
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  249. 5:30 PM Lethal Weapon
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R