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  1. 3:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  2. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Much Apu About Nothing"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  3. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns, Baby Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "King of the Hill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Make Room for Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  6. Last Night
  7. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blue and the Gray"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  8. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Beware My Cheating Bart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  9. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Black-Eyed, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  10. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Labor Pains"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpsorama"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  12. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  14. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "My Mother the Carjacker"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  15. Today
  16. 12:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  17. 12:31 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  18. 1:02 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 1:33 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 2:04 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  21. 2:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  22. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  23. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  24. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  26. 5:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  27. 5:30 AM Sexy Cooking
  28. 6:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  29. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  30. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  34. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  35. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  38. 11:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  39. 1:30 PM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  40. 4:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 6:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  47. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (L)
  49. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  51. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  52. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  53. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  54. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  55. 6:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  56. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  57. 9:30 AM XXX
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  58. 12:00 PM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 2:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Saturdays of Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  62. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns' Heir"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  65. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Fat Man and Little Boy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  67. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  68. Tomorrow Night
  69. 8:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  70. 10:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  71. Monday, October 3
  72. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  73. 12:30 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  74. 1:00 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  75. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  76. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  77. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  78. 3:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  79. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  80. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  81. 5:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  82. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  83. 6:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  84. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  85. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Up in Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  86. 7:30 AM Mad About You "New Sleep-Walking PLUS"
    • TV-14  (D)
  87. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  91. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  92. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  93. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Spanks Butt, No Spanks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  96. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Poking Holes in the Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  98. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  99. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  100. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  101. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  102. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  104. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The War of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  105. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Otto Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  106. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. Monday Night
  108. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Deep Space Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Springfield Connection"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Canine Mutiny"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  113. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  114. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  115. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  116. Tuesday, October 4
  117. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  118. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  119. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  120. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  121. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  122. 4:00 AM Star Shower
  123. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  124. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  125. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Parking Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hogging All the Glory"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  132. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina's New Jimmy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  134. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  135. 11:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  136. 1:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 3:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  138. 5:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  139. Tuesday Night
  140. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  141. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill Gil, Vol. 1 & 2"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  143. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Let's Go Fly a Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  145. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Every Man's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  146. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Burns and the Bees"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  147. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Stealing First Base"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  148. Wednesday, October 5
  149. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  150. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  151. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  152. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  153. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  154. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 3:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  156. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  158. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  159. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  160. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  161. 6:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  162. 6:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  163. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Good, the Bad, and the Not-So-Appealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 7:30 AM Mad About You "I Don't See It"
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Inside Probe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "I Want My Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  169. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  170. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  171. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:30 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. 3:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  178. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  179. Wednesday Night
  180. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  181. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  182. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Twenty-Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  183. 11:13 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  184. 11:47 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  185. Thursday, October 6
  186. 2:17 AM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  187. 2:51 AM The Simpsons "Smart and Smarter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 3:21 AM Paid Programming
  189. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  192. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 5:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  194. 6:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  195. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  196. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Yoko Said"
    • TV-14  (L)
  197. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Angel for Murray"
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Not Indecent, but Not Quite Decent Enough Proposal"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  204. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  205. 11:30 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. 1:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  207. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  208. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  209. Thursday Night
  210. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  213. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  214. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  215. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Donnie Fatso"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Penny-Wiseguys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  217. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  218. Friday, October 7
  219. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  220. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  221. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  222. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  223. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  227. 4:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  228. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  231. 6:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  232. 6:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  233. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Couple"
    • TV-14  (D)
  234. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Ovulation Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  235. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Throw Maw Maw From the House - Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  240. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  245. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  249. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  250. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  251. 4:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  252. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "This Little Wiggy"
    • TV-PG
  253. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "D'oh-in' in the Wind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  255. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "HOMR"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  256. Friday Night
  257. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Ned-liest Catch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  259. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Whiskey Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  260. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Grew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  261. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Princess Guide"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  262. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Cue Detective"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  263. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Lastest Gun in the West"
    • TV-PG
  264. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Moe Baby Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  265. Saturday, October 8
  266. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  268. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 1:33 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  270. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  271. 2:30 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  272. 3:00 AM Sexy Cooking
  273. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 5:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  277. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  278. 6:00 AM Free Cell Phone & Internet Service
  279. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  284. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 10:00 AM The Brothers Solomon
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  287. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  288. 2:00 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  289. 4:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  291. Saturday Night
  292. 8:00 PM Devil's Due
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  293. 10:00 PM Devil's Due
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  294. Sunday, October 9
  295. 12:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  296. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  306. 7:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 7:30 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 8:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  309. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  310. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 2:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  312. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  314. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  316. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Moonshine River"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  318. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerland"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa With an 'S'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  320. Sunday Night
  321. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  322. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  323. Monday, October 10
  324. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  325. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  328. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  330. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Get Back"
    • TV-14
  336. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Dream Weaver"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  337. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  341. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  342. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  346. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  349. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  350. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  351. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 4:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  355. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Dog of Death"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Brother From the Same Planet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. Monday Night
  359. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Inner Child"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart of Darkness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Who Shot Mr. Burns?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Carny"
    • TV-PG
  364. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  365. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  366. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Day of the Jackanapes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  367. Tuesday, October 11
  368. 12:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  369. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 4:00 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  374. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Hot and Cold"
    • TV-14  (D)
  380. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  386. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  387. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  388. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  389. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 12:30 PM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  391. 4:00 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  392. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  393. Tuesday Night
  394. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Don't Fear the Roofer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  395. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "We're on the Road to D'Ohwhere"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  396. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "24 Minutes"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  397. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Mathlete's Feat"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  399. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Puffless"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  401. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  402. Wednesday, October 12
  403. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  404. 12:30 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  405. 1:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  406. 1:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  407. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  409. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  411. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  412. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  413. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  414. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  415. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  416. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  417. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Everybody Hates Me"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  418. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Do Me a Favor"
    • TV-G
  419. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  421. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  422. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  423. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  425. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  426. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  427. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  428. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  429. 2:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  430. 4:30 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  431. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  432. Wednesday Night
  433. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "The Only Thing That Helps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  434. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "The Last Sunday Funday"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  435. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "The Only Thing That Helps"
    • TV-MA
  436. 11:30 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  437. Thursday, October 13
  438. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "The Only Thing That Helps"
    • TV-MA
  439. 2:30 AM The Simpsons "Little Girl in the Big Ten"
    • TV-PG
  440. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  444. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Glue People"
    • TV-PG
  449. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Sample"
    • TV-14  (D)
  450. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  452. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  453. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  454. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  457. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  458. 12:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  459. 2:30 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  460. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  461. Thursday Night
  462. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  463. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  464. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Front"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  465. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  466. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Itchy & Scratchy Land"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  467. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  468. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  469. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror IX"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  470. Friday, October 14
  471. 12:00 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  472. 12:30 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  473. 1:00 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  474. 1:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  475. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  476. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  477. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  481. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  483. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Procedure"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  486. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Weed"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  487. 8:00 AM Mad About You "The Award"
    • TV-PG
  488. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  489. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  490. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  491. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  493. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  494. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  495. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  496. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  497. 1:00 PM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  498. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"