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  1. 3:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 6:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  3. Last Night
  4. 9:00 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  5. 11:30 PM The Orville "Old Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. Today
  7. 12:30 AM The Orville "Command Performance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  9. 2:32 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  10. 3:06 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 3:36 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. 4:06 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  13. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  14. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  15. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  16. 6:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  17. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  18. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  25. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  26. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 11:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  29. 5:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  30. Tonight
  31. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  32. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  35. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  36. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  37. 4:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  38. 5:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  39. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  40. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  41. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  42. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. 9:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  44. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  46. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  47. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:30 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  56. Tomorrow Night
  57. 8:00 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  58. 10:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  59. Tuesday, September 26
  60. 1:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 3:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  62. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  63. 4:00 AM Balding Solutions
  64. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  65. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  66. 5:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  67. 6:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  68. 6:30 AM Amazing Abs
  69. 7:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  70. 10:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  71. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  75. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  77. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  81. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. Tuesday Night
  83. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  84. 11:13 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  85. Wednesday, September 27
  86. 12:26 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA
  87. 1:28 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  88. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:11 AM FXM Presents
  90. 3:19 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  91. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  92. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  93. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  94. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  95. 5:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  96. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  97. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  98. 9:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  99. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  100. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  102. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  103. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  105. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  106. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. Wednesday Night
  112. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. Thursday, September 28
  115. 2:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  116. 3:00 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  117. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  120. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  121. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 6:30 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  123. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  124. 9:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  125. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  129. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  131. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  132. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  136. Thursday Night
  137. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  138. 10:00 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 10:34 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  140. 11:08 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. 11:42 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  142. Friday, September 29
  143. 1:42 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 2:16 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 2:46 AM FXM Presents
  146. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  147. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  149. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  150. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  151. 6:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  152. 6:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  153. 7:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  154. 9:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  155. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  156. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  158. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  159. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  165. Friday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  167. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. Saturday, September 30
  169. 2:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  170. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  179. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  180. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  181. 5:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 7:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  183. Saturday Night
  184. 10:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  185. Sunday, October 1
  186. 12:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  187. 1:43 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 2:17 AM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  189. 2:47 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 3:19 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 3:49 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 4:19 AM Louie "Bully"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 4:49 AM FXM Presents
  194. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  204. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  208. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  210. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. Sunday Night
  213. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  214. 11:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  215. Monday, October 2
  216. 3:00 AM Money Maker
  217. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  218. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  225. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  226. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  231. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. Monday Night
  237. 8:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  238. 10:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  239. Tuesday, October 3
  240. 12:00 AM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 4:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  244. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 7:00 AM Little Black Book
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  250. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  251. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  253. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  254. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 4:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  261. 7:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. Tuesday Night
  263. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  264. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  265. Wednesday, October 4
  266. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  267. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  268. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  270. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  279. 9:30 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  280. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. Wednesday Night
  292. 8:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  293. 10:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  294. Thursday, October 5
  295. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  296. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 2:00 AM The Strain "Do or Die"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  298. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Fall"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  299. 4:00 AM Louie "Dentist/Tarese"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  300. 4:30 AM Louie "God"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  301. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 9:30 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  307. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  311. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  317. 7:00 PM Trainwreck
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  318. Thursday Night
  319. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sick"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  320. 10:30 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  321. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sick"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  322. 11:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  323. Friday, October 6
  324. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sick"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  326. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  335. 9:30 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  336. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 5:00 PM Trainwreck
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  347. Friday Night
  348. 8:00 PM Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  349. 10:30 PM Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. Saturday, October 7
  351. 1:00 AM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  352. 3:00 AM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
    • R
  353. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  358. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 8:00 AM Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  360. 10:30 AM Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 1:00 PM Spider-Man 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13