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  1. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  2. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  3. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  6. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  9. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  16. Last Night
  17. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. Today
  20. 1:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  21. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  24. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  25. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  26. 6:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  27. 6:30 AM Amazing Abs
  28. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  29. 9:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  30. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  39. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 5:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. 7:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  43. Tonight
  44. 10:00 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  45. 10:34 PM Better Things "September"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 11:08 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  47. 11:42 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 2:12 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  50. 2:46 AM FXM Presents
  51. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  52. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  53. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  54. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  55. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  56. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  57. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  58. 7:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  59. 9:30 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  62. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  63. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  65. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  72. 5:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. Saturday, September 23
  77. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  78. 3:04 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  79. 3:34 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  80. 4:04 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  82. 5:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  83. 5:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  84. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  85. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  86. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  92. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  94. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  95. 11:30 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  96. 3:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. 6:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  98. Saturday Night
  99. 9:00 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  100. 11:30 PM The Orville "Old Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  101. Sunday, September 24
  102. 12:30 AM The Orville "Command Performance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 1:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  104. 2:32 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  105. 3:06 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 3:36 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 4:06 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  109. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  110. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  111. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  112. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  113. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  121. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 11:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  124. 5:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  125. Sunday Night
  126. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  127. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  128. Monday, September 25
  129. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  130. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  131. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  132. 4:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  133. 5:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  134. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  135. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 9:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  139. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  142. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 5:30 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  151. Monday Night
  152. 8:00 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  153. 10:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  154. Tuesday, September 26
  155. 1:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 7:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  165. 10:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  166. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  170. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  172. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  176. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. Tuesday Night
  178. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  179. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  180. Wednesday, September 27
  181. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA
  182. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  183. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  185. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  194. 9:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  196. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  198. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  201. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  202. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. Wednesday Night
  208. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. Thursday, September 28
  211. 2:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  212. 3:00 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  213. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 9:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  221. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  225. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  227. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  228. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  232. Thursday Night
  233. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 10:00 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  235. 10:30 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  236. 11:00 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 11:30 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  238. Friday, September 29
  239. 1:30 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  242. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  251. 9:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  252. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  253. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  262. Friday Night
  263. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  264. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  265. Saturday, September 30
  266. 2:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  267. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  276. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  277. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  278. 5:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 7:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  280. Saturday Night
  281. 10:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  282. Sunday, October 1
  283. 12:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  284. 1:30 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 2:00 AM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 2:30 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  287. 3:00 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 3:30 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 4:00 AM Louie "Bully"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  291. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  301. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 12:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  307. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  309. Sunday Night
  310. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  311. 11:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  312. Monday, October 2
  313. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  322. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  323. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  328. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  330. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. Monday Night
  334. 8:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  335. 10:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  336. Tuesday, October 3
  337. 12:00 AM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:00 AM Little Black Book
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  347. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  348. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  350. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  351. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. 4:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  358. 7:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. Tuesday Night
  360. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  361. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  362. Wednesday, October 4
  363. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  364. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Holes"
    • TV-MA
  365. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  367. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:30 AM Paid Programming