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  2. 7:00 AM Ellen "Roommates"
    • TV-14
  3. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Dead Things"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  4. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  5. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 11:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  11. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  12. 5:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. Last Night
  14. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. Today
  18. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  23. 2:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  24. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 3:31 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  27. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  28. 5:01 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  29. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  30. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  31. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  32. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Older and Far Away"
    • TV-14
  33. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "As You Were"
    • TV-14
  34. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 12:00 PM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  41. 2:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 5:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. Tonight
  44. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  45. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  52. 3:30 AM Body Beast
  53. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 4:30 AM Body Beast
  55. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  56. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  57. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  58. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  59. 7:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  60. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  61. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. Tuesday, May 3
  78. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  81. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  83. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  84. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  86. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  88. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  90. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  94. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  98. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  102. Tuesday Night
  103. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  104. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  105. Wednesday, May 4
  106. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  107. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  108. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  109. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  110. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  111. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  112. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  113. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  114. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  115. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  116. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  117. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  120. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. Wednesday Night
  128. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  129. 11:12 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  130. Thursday, May 5
  131. 12:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  132. 1:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  133. 2:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. 5:37 AM Body Beast
  135. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  136. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  137. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  138. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  139. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  142. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  151. Thursday Night
  152. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  153. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  154. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  155. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  156. Friday, May 6
  157. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  158. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  161. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  162. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  163. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  164. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  165. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  166. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  167. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  169. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  184. Friday Night
  185. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. Saturday, May 7
  188. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  206. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. Saturday Night
  208. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  209. Sunday, May 8
  210. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  213. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  214. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  217. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  218. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  221. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  225. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  231. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  239. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. Sunday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  242. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Monday, May 9
  244. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  248. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  257. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  260. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  267. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. Monday Night
  270. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Tuesday, May 10
  273. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  275. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  285. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  286. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  292. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  300. Tuesday Night
  301. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. Wednesday, May 11
  304. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  305. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  306. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  316. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  317. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. Wednesday Night
  331. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  332. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  333. Thursday, May 12
  334. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  335. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  336. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  337. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  338. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  344. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  350. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  356. Thursday Night
  357. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  358. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  359. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  360. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  361. Friday, May 13
  362. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  372. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  384. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  385. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  388. Friday Night
  389. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  390. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  391. Saturday, May 14
  392. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  393. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  394. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:30 AM Paid Programming