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  1. Yesterday
  2. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  3. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  19. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  20. Today
  21. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  22. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  25. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  26. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  27. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  28. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  29. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  30. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  31. 6:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  32. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  33. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  34. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  36. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  39. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  41. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  44. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  48. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. Tonight
  50. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  51. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  55. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  56. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  57. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  58. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  59. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  60. 5:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  61. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  62. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  64. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  67. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  70. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  71. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  72. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  77. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  80. 11:14 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  81. Thursday, September 1
  82. 12:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  83. 1:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  84. 2:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  85. 3:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  86. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  87. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  88. 5:39 AM Paid Programming
  89. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  91. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  92. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  104. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. Thursday Night
  106. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  107. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  108. 11:05 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  109. 11:38 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  110. Friday, September 2
  111. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  112. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  114. 3:11 AM Paid Programming
  115. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  116. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  117. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  118. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  120. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  122. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  123. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. Friday Night
  137. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. Saturday, September 3
  140. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  141. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  146. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  155. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  156. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  158. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  159. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  160. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. Saturday Night
  162. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. Sunday, September 4
  164. 12:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  165. 1:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 2:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 3:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 3:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  170. 4:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  171. 4:44 AM FXM Presents
  172. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  177. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  180. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Sunday Night
  184. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  185. 11:03 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. Monday, September 5
  187. 12:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  188. 1:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  189. 2:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 2:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 3:13 AM Paid Programming
  192. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  215. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Monday Night
  222. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  223. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Tuesday, September 6
  225. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  226. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  235. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  244. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  246. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  247. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. Tuesday Night
  249. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  250. 11:07 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  251. Wednesday, September 7
  252. 12:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  253. 1:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  254. 2:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  264. 9:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  268. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. Wednesday Night
  278. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  279. 11:30 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  280. Thursday, September 8
  281. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  282. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  283. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  284. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  285. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  296. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  303. Thursday Night
  304. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  305. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  306. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  307. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  308. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  309. Friday, September 9
  310. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  311. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  321. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  322. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. Friday Night
  335. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  336. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  337. Saturday, September 10
  338. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan and Her Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 11:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 2:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 5:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  355. Saturday Night
  356. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  357. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  358. Sunday, September 11
  359. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 2:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  364. 2:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 3:00 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 3:30 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 4:00 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  368. 4:30 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  374. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  375. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 12:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  380. 2:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  381. 5:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  382. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. Sunday Night
  384. 10:00 PM The Strain "First Born"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  385. 11:00 PM The Strain "First Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  386. Monday, September 12
  387. 12:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  388. 1:00 AM The Strain "First Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  389. 2:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  390. 2:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 6:30 AM Paid Programming