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  1. Yesterday
  2. 5:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  3. Last Night
  4. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  5. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  6. Today
  7. 12:00 AM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  8. 3:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  9. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  10. 4:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  11. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  12. 5:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  13. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  14. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  15. 7:00 AM Blackhat
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  16. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  17. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  20. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 4:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 7:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  28. Tonight
  29. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  30. 11:02 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  31. Tomorrow
  32. 12:04 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 1:09 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 2:41 AM FXM Presents
  36. 3:00 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  37. 3:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  38. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  39. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  40. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  41. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  42. 6:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  43. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  45. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  49. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  51. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 5:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  58. Tomorrow Night
  59. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. Thursday, September 21
  62. 1:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  63. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  64. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  66. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  67. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  68. 6:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  69. 6:30 AM Amazing Abs
  70. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  71. 9:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  72. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  81. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 5:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  84. 7:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  85. Thursday Night
  86. 10:00 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  87. 10:34 PM Better Things "September"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  88. 11:08 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  89. 11:42 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  90. Friday, September 22
  91. 2:12 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  92. 2:46 AM FXM Presents
  93. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  94. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  95. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  96. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  97. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  98. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  99. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  100. 7:00 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 9:30 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  104. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  105. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  106. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  107. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  114. 5:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  115. Friday Night
  116. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. Saturday, September 23
  119. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  120. 3:04 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  121. 3:34 AM Louie "Travel Day/South"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  122. 4:04 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  124. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  127. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  128. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  134. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  136. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  137. 11:30 AM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  138. 3:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 6:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  140. Saturday Night
  141. 9:00 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  142. 11:30 PM The Orville "Old Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  143. Sunday, September 24
  144. 12:30 AM The Orville "Command Performance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 1:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  146. 2:32 AM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  147. 3:06 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 3:36 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  149. 4:06 AM Louie "Heckler/Cop Movie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  150. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  151. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  153. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  154. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  161. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  163. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 11:30 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. 2:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  166. 5:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  167. Sunday Night
  168. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  169. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  170. Monday, September 25
  171. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  172. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  173. 3:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  174. 4:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  175. 5:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  176. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. 9:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  181. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  183. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  184. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:30 PM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  193. Monday Night
  194. 8:00 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  195. 10:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  196. Tuesday, September 26
  197. 1:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  207. 10:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  208. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  211. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  212. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  214. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  218. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Tuesday Night
  220. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  221. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  222. Wednesday, September 27
  223. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Neighbors From Hell"
    • TV-MA
  224. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  225. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  227. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  236. 9:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  237. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  238. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  240. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  243. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  244. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. Wednesday Night
  250. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. Thursday, September 28
  253. 2:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  254. 3:00 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  255. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  262. 9:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  263. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  267. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  269. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  270. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  274. Thursday Night
  275. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  276. 10:00 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 10:30 PM Better Things "Rising"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  278. 11:00 PM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 11:30 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  280. Friday, September 29
  281. 1:30 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  282. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  284. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 7:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  293. 9:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  294. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  295. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  304. Friday Night
  305. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  306. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  307. Saturday, September 30
  308. 2:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  309. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  318. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  319. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  320. 5:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. 7:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  322. Saturday Night
  323. 10:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  324. Sunday, October 1
  325. 12:30 AM American Horror Story: Cult "11/9"
    • TV-MA
  326. 1:30 AM Better Things "Robin"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 2:00 AM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  328. 2:30 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  329. 3:00 AM Louie "Double Date/Mom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 3:30 AM Louie "Dogpound"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  331. 4:00 AM Louie "Bully"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  333. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  343. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 12:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  349. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  351. Sunday Night
  352. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  353. 11:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  354. Monday, October 2
  355. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  364. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  365. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  368. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  370. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 5:00 PM Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13