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  2. 7:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 9:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  4. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  6. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. Last Night
  17. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 11:11 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. Today
  21. 12:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. 1:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  23. 2:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 3:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  25. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  26. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  27. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  28. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  29. 5:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  30. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  31. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  32. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  33. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  42. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  49. 10:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 12:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  52. 2:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  53. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  54. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  56. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  57. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  58. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  59. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  60. 9:30 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  61. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  63. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  66. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. Friday, September 4
  80. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  82. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  86. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  87. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  89. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  90. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  91. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  92. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  93. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  94. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  95. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Friday Night
  110. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. Saturday, September 5
  112. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  114. 5:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  115. 5:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  116. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  117. 6:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  118. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  120. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  126. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  127. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  128. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  129. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  130. Saturday Night
  131. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. Sunday, September 6
  134. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  138. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  142. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  144. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  145. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  146. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  148. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  149. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  156. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  157. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  158. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  159. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  160. Sunday Night
  161. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  162. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  163. Monday, September 7
  164. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  165. 1:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  166. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 2:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 3:05 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  169. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  170. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  172. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  177. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  178. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  179. 1:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 2:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  184. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  185. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  186. Monday Night
  187. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  188. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  189. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  190. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  191. Tuesday, September 8
  192. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  198. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  211. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  216. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  219. Tuesday Night
  220. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  221. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  222. Wednesday, September 9
  223. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  224. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 5:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  230. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  233. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  235. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  240. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  246. Wednesday Night
  247. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  248. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  249. Thursday, September 10
  250. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  252. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  253. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  254. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  259. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  261. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  262. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  271. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  274. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. Thursday Night
  276. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  277. 10:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  279. 11:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  280. Friday, September 11
  281. 12:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  282. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  284. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 4:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  291. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  295. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Friday Night
  310. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. Saturday, September 12
  313. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  316. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  321. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  322. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  324. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  327. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  329. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  330. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. Saturday Night
  332. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. Sunday, September 13
  336. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  341. 3:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  342. 3:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 4:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. 4:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 12:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 7:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. Sunday Night
  358. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  359. 11:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  360. Monday, September 14
  361. 12:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  362. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  365. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  374. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  375. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  384. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  388. Monday Night
  389. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  390. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  391. Tuesday, September 15
  392. 12:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  393. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  394. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 6:30 AM Paid Programming