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  1. Yesterday
  2. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  3. 5:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  4. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  5. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  6. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  7. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  8. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  11. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  15. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  20. Last Night
  21. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  22. 11:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  23. Today
  24. 2:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  25. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  26. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  27. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  28. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  29. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  30. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  31. 7:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  32. 9:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  33. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  34. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  36. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 4:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Tonight
  47. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 10:31 PM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 11:04 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 11:35 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  51. Tomorrow
  52. 2:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  55. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  56. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  57. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  58. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  59. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  60. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  61. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  62. 7:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. 9:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  64. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  76. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  77. Thursday, September 29
  78. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  79. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  80. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. 3:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  82. 4:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:50 AM FXM Presents
  84. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  86. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  88. 7:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  89. 10:30 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 7:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  101. Thursday Night
  102. 10:00 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 10:31 PM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 11:02 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 11:33 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  106. Friday, September 30
  107. 2:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  110. 3:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  111. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  112. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  113. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  114. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  116. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  118. 9:00 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  119. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  125. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  133. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  134. Friday Night
  135. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  136. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  137. Saturday, October 1
  138. 12:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 2:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  140. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  145. 7:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 10:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  149. 12:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  150. 2:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  151. 4:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  152. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  153. Saturday Night
  154. 8:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  155. 11:00 PM Pitch "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  156. Sunday, October 2
  157. 12:00 AM Pitch "The Interim"
  158. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 2:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  162. 3:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. 3:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 4:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 4:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  166. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  168. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 7:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  171. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  172. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 10:30 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  175. 12:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  176. 2:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  177. 4:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  179. Sunday Night
  180. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  181. 11:01 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  182. Monday, October 3
  183. 12:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  184. 1:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  185. 2:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  187. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  188. 3:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  189. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 4:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  191. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  193. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 7:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. 9:30 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  202. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  209. Monday Night
  210. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  211. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  212. Tuesday, October 4
  213. 1:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  217. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  223. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  232. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 5:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  236. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  237. Tuesday Night
  238. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. 10:30 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 11:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  241. 11:30 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  242. Wednesday, October 5
  243. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  246. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 9:30 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  256. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  257. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  264. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  265. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  266. Wednesday Night
  267. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  268. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  269. Thursday, October 6
  270. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  271. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  272. 2:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 3:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  279. 9:30 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  280. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  281. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  282. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  286. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  292. Thursday Night
  293. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 10:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 10:30 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 11:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 11:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Friday, October 7
  299. 1:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 7:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  311. 9:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  313. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  326. Friday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 10:30 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. Saturday, October 8
  330. 1:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  331. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  332. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 7:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  338. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 11:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  342. 1:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  343. 3:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  344. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. Saturday Night
  346. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  347. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. Sunday, October 9
  349. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 3:00 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 3:30 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 4:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 7:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  362. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 11:30 AM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 2:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  368. 4:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  369. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  370. Sunday Night
  371. 10:00 PM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  372. 11:00 PM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  373. Monday, October 10
  374. 12:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 1:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  376. 2:00 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 2:30 AM Baskets "Family Portrait"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  378. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 4:30 AM Paid Programming