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  2. 3:00 PM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  3. 3:30 PM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  4. 4:00 PM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  5. 4:30 PM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  6. 5:00 PM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 5:30 PM Futurama "Mobius Dick"
    • TV-14
  8. 6:00 PM Futurama "Law & Oracle"
    • TV-14
  9. 6:30 PM Futurama "Benderama"
    • TV-14
  10. 7:00 PM Futurama "The Tip of the Zoidberg"
    • TV-14
  11. 7:30 PM Futurama "Ghost in the Machines"
    • TV-14
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  14. 8:30 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  15. 9:00 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  16. 11:15 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  17. Today
  18. 1:30 AM South Park "Cat Orgy"
    • TV-MA
  19. 2:00 AM South Park "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
    • TV-MA
  20. 2:30 AM South Park "Jewbilee"
    • TV-MA
  21. 3:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:00 AM Kroll Show "Pleep Ploop"
    • TV-14  (L)
  23. 4:30 AM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  24. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  25. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  26. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  27. 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  28. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  29. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  30. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  31. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  32. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Greg Warren"
    • TV-14
  33. 9:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 10:21 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 11:24 AM The Rocker
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  36. 2:09 PM Tosh.0 "Virgin Trampoline Jumper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:42 PM Tosh.0 "Microwave Glow Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:10 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Weatherman"
    • TV-14  (L)
  39. 3:43 PM Tosh.0 "Gay Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:16 PM Tosh.0 "Drunk Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 4:48 PM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 5:20 PM Futurama "Neutopia"
    • TV-14
  43. 5:50 PM Futurama "Yo Leela Leela"
    • TV-14
  44. 6:19 PM Futurama "Fry Am the Egg Man"
    • TV-14
  45. 6:53 PM Futurama "All the Presidents' Heads"
    • TV-14
  46. 7:26 PM Futurama "Cold Warriors"
    • TV-14
  47. 7:58 PM Tosh.0 "Boom Goes the Dynamite Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. Tonight
  49. 8:30 PM Tosh.0 "Fedora Hero Saves Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Worst Sketch Group"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 9:30 PM Tosh.0 "Crying Giants Fan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  52. 10:00 PM Tosh.0 "Lingerie Football Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 10:30 PM Tosh.0 "High School Football Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 11:00 PM Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 12:03 AM Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 1:07 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Charlie Sheen"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  58. 2:40 AM Saturday Night Live "The Best of David Spade"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "John Mulaney"
    • TV-14
  60. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  61. 5:30 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  62. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  63. 6:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  64. 7:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  65. 7:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  66. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  67. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  68. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pete Holmes"
    • TV-14
  69. 9:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 10:21 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 11:24 AM South Park "T.M.I."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  72. 11:57 AM South Park "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  73. 12:30 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  74. 1:03 PM South Park "Bass to Mouth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 1:36 PM South Park "1 Percent"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 2:09 PM South Park "The Poor Kid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 2:42 PM South Park "Royal Pudding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 3:10 PM South Park "City Sushi"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 3:43 PM South Park "HumancentiPad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  80. 4:16 PM South Park "Let Go, Let Gov"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 4:48 PM South Park "Informative Murder Porn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  82. 5:20 PM South Park "World War Zimmerman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 5:50 PM South Park "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. 6:19 PM South Park "Taming Strange"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  85. 6:54 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  86. 7:28 PM South Park "The Hobbit"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. Tomorrow Night
  88. 8:00 PM South Park "The Black Friday Trilogy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  89. 9:30 PM South Park "Woodland Critter Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  90. 10:00 PM South Park "Ginger Kids"
    • TV-MA
  91. 10:30 PM South Park "Goobacks"
    • TV-MA
  92. 11:00 PM South Park "Le Petit Tourette"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  93. 11:31 PM South Park "It Hits the Fan"
    • TV-MA
  94. Thursday, September 1
  95. 12:03 AM South Park "Dances with Smurfs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  96. 12:35 AM South Park "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
    • TV-MA
  97. 1:07 AM South Park "Bloody Mary"
    • TV-MA
  98. 1:40 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  99. 3:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 4:15 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Beats Boggs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  101. 4:45 AM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Kiley"
    • TV-PG
  102. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  103. 5:30 AM Blade Boss
  104. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 6:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  106. 7:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  107. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  108. 8:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  109. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  110. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jasper Redd"
    • TV-14
  111. 9:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 10:21 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 11:24 AM Police Academy
    • TV-PG  (S)
    • R
  114. 1:36 PM Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  115. 3:43 PM RENO 911! "Dangle's Secret Family"
    • TV-14  (L)
  116. 4:16 PM RENO 911! "Super Knockers!"
    • TV-14  (L)
  117. 4:48 PM RENO 911! "Undercover at Burger Cousin"
    • TV-14  (L)
  118. 5:20 PM Futurama "Overclockwise"
    • TV-14
  119. 5:50 PM Futurama "Reincarnation"
    • TV-14
  120. 6:19 PM Futurama "The Bots and the Bees"
    • TV-14
  121. 6:53 PM Futurama "A Farewell To Arms"
    • TV-14
  122. 7:26 PM Futurama "Decision 3012"
    • TV-14
  123. 7:58 PM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
    • TV-14  (L)
  124. Thursday Night
  125. 9:00 PM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  126. 10:00 PM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  127. 11:00 PM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. Friday, September 2
  129. 12:02 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. 1:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Justin Bieber"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  131. 3:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "Double Rainbow Guy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  133. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Cory Kahaney"
    • TV-14
  134. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  136. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  137. 6:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  138. 7:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  139. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  140. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 10:07 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 11:10 AM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  145. 1:24 PM Key & Peele
    • TV-14  (L)
  146. 1:57 PM Key & Peele "The 420 Special"
    • TV-14  (L)
  147. 2:30 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  148. 3:03 PM Key & Peele "Dubstep"
    • TV-14  (L)
  149. 3:38 PM Key & Peele "East Bowl/West Bowl Rap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  150. 4:12 PM Key & Peele "The Return of East/West Bowl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  151. 4:46 PM Futurama "The Thief of Baghead"
    • TV-14
  152. 5:20 PM Futurama "Zapp Dingbat"
    • TV-14
  153. 5:50 PM Futurama "The Butterjunk Effect"
    • TV-14
  154. 6:16 PM Futurama "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
    • TV-14
  155. 6:49 PM Futurama "Fun on a Bun"
    • TV-14
  156. 7:20 PM Just Friends
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  157. Friday Night
  158. 9:30 PM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  159. Saturday, September 3
  160. 12:00 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  161. 12:30 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 1:00 AM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  163. 3:40 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 4:10 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mike DeStefano"
    • TV-14
  166. 5:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  167. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:00 AM Body Beast!
  169. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 7:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  171. 7:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  172. 8:00 AM South Park "Prehistoric Ice Man"
    • TV-MA
  173. 8:35 AM South Park "Jakovasaurs"
    • TV-MA
  174. 9:07 AM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  175. 11:12 AM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  176. 1:27 PM Half Baked
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  177. 3:37 PM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  178. 5:50 PM South Park "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
    • TV-MA
  179. 6:20 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  180. 6:55 PM South Park "Sarcastaball"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  181. 7:30 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Saturday Night
  183. 10:00 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  184. Sunday, September 4
  185. 12:05 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. 2:40 AM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  187. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Robert Hawkins"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 5:00 AM Erection Now!
  189. 5:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  190. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 7:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  193. 7:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  194. 8:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Ty Barnett"
    • TV-14
  195. 8:23 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Up With Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 8:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Bites!"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  197. 9:27 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  198. 9:59 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Better Them Than Us"
    • TV-14  (V)
  199. 10:31 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Hurry Up and Die"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  200. 11:03 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death: Putting the Fun in Funeral"
    • TV-14  (V)
  201. 11:35 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wild Wild Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  202. 12:07 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  203. 12:41 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  204. 1:15 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  205. 1:48 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 2:20 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 2:52 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 3:24 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 3:57 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  210. 4:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 5:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 5:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  213. 6:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 6:35 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  215. 7:10 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  216. 7:45 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. Sunday Night
  218. 8:19 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 8:53 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  220. 9:27 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  221. 10:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  222. 10:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  223. 11:00 PM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  224. Monday, September 5
  225. 1:10 AM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  226. 3:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Puts on a Dunce Cap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  227. 3:40 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death on Arrival"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  228. 4:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "You're Dead! LOL!"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  229. 4:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Harland Williams"
    • TV-14
  230. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  238. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Dom Irrera"
    • TV-14
  239. 9:13 AM South Park "Damien"
    • TV-MA
  240. 9:46 AM South Park "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
    • TV-MA
  241. 10:19 AM Wayne's World
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  242. 12:30 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  243. 2:42 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  244. 5:22 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  245. Monday Night
  246. 8:00 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  247. 10:00 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
    • NEW
  248. 11:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  249. Tuesday, September 6
  250. 1:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  251. 2:36 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  252. 4:06 AM Kroll Show "Bangs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  253. 4:36 AM Comedy Central Presents "Tony Woods"
    • TV-14
  254. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jim Gaffigan"
    • TV-14
  263. 9:13 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 10:19 AM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 10:51 AM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 11:24 AM Tosh.0 "Angry Black Preacher"
    • TV-14  (L)
  267. 11:57 AM Tosh.0 "Happy Birthday, Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 12:30 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (L)
  269. 1:03 PM Tosh.0 "Bug in Mouth Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 1:36 PM Tosh.0 "Brian Atene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 2:09 PM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 2:42 PM Tosh.0 "Weightlifting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 3:12 PM Tosh.0 "Tisha Unarmed (cewebrity Profile)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 3:45 PM Tosh.0 "Kitten Play"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:18 PM Tosh.0 "Vegan Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 4:50 PM Tosh.0 "Hurl-a-Whirl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:22 PM Futurama "Free Will Hunting"
    • TV-14
  278. 5:52 PM Futurama "Near-Death Wish"
    • TV-14
  279. 6:21 PM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14
  280. 6:55 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  281. 7:29 PM Futurama "Naturama"
    • TV-14
  282. Tuesday Night
  283. 8:00 PM Tosh.0 "Possum Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 8:30 PM Tosh.0 "Rich Piana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Catcaller"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 9:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  287. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  288. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  289. Wednesday, September 7
  290. 12:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 12:33 AM Tosh.0 "P... Power"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  292. 1:06 AM Tosh.0 "Fired for Being Too Hot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 1:40 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  294. 2:10 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  295. 2:38 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  296. 3:38 AM South Park "Britney's New Look"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 4:08 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Group Dates"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 4:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mario Cantone"
    • TV-14  (D)
  299. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 7:00 AM Tai Cheng
  304. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Gregg Rogell"
    • TV-14
  308. 9:11 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 10:17 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 10:49 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  311. 11:22 AM South Park "Butters' Very Own Episode"
    • TV-MA
  312. 11:55 AM South Park "Gnomes"
    • TV-MA
  313. 12:28 PM South Park "A History Channel Thanksgiving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 1:01 PM South Park "A Nightmare On FaceTime"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 1:34 PM South Park "Reverse Cowgirl"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  316. 2:07 PM South Park "Cash For Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. 2:40 PM South Park "Faith Hilling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  318. 3:10 PM South Park "Jewpacabra"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  319. 3:43 PM South Park "Butterballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  320. 4:16 PM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  321. 4:48 PM South Park "Insecurity"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  322. 5:20 PM South Park "Cartman Finds Love"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  323. 5:50 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  324. 6:19 PM South Park "Gluten Free Ebola"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 6:54 PM South Park "The Cissy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  326. 7:28 PM South Park "Handicar"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. Wednesday Night
  328. 8:00 PM South Park "The Magic Bush"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  329. 8:30 PM South Park "Freemium Isn't Free"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 9:00 PM South Park "Grounded Vindaloop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  331. 9:30 PM South Park "C... Magic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  332. 10:00 PM South Park "Rehash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 10:30 PM South Park "Happy Holograms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  335. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  336. Thursday, September 8
  337. 12:01 AM South Park "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
    • TV-MA
  338. 12:31 AM South Park "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
    • TV-MA
  339. 1:04 AM South Park "Trapper Keeper"
    • TV-MA
  340. 1:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  341. 2:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  342. 2:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. 3:35 AM South Park "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
    • TV-MA
  344. 4:05 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin"
    • TV-MA
  345. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Godfrey"
    • TV-14  (S)
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Howard Kremer"
    • TV-14  (D)
  355. 9:13 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 10:19 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 10:51 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 11:24 AM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 11:57 AM Archer "Blood Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  360. 12:30 PM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  361. 1:03 PM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  362. 1:36 PM Archer "Tragical History"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 2:09 PM Archer "Movie Star"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 2:42 PM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 3:12 PM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  366. 3:45 PM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 4:18 PM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. 4:50 PM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  369. 5:22 PM Futurama "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
    • TV-14
  370. 5:52 PM Futurama "2-D Blacktop"
    • TV-14
  371. 6:21 PM Futurama "T.: The Terrestrial"
    • TV-14
  372. 6:55 PM Futurama "Fry and Leela's Big Fling"
    • TV-14
  373. 7:28 PM Futurama "The Inhuman Torch"
    • TV-14
  374. Thursday Night
  375. 8:00 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Breakdancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 8:30 PM Tosh.0 "Monster Energy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 9:00 PM Tosh.0 "Mushroom Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 9:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  379. 11:00 PM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  380. 11:31 PM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  381. Friday, September 9
  382. 12:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 12:31 AM Tosh.0 "Spoken Word Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 1:04 AM Tosh.0 "S... Rock Climber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 1:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  386. 2:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  387. 2:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  388. 3:35 AM Tosh.0 "Friendly Tackle"
    • TV-14  (L)
  389. 4:05 AM Tosh.0 "Memorabilia Auction 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  390. 4:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pat Dixon"
    • TV-14
  391. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  392. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Otis Lee Crenshaw"
    • TV-PG
  400. 9:32 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 10:38 AM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 11:10 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  403. 11:44 AM Key & Peele "Black Ice News"
    • TV-14  (L)
  404. 12:18 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 12:51 PM Key & Peele "Soul Food"
    • TV-14  (L)
  406. 1:24 PM Key & Peele "Killer Concept Album"
    • TV-14  (L)
  407. 1:57 PM Key & Peele "Meegan & Andre Break Up"
    • TV-14  (L)
  408. 2:30 PM Key & Peele "Thug English Actor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  409. 3:03 PM Key & Peele "Alien Impostors"
    • TV-14  (L)
  410. 3:38 PM Key & Peele "The Job Interview"
    • TV-14  (L)
  411. 4:12 PM Key & Peele "Non-Stop Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  412. 4:46 PM Key & Peele "P... on the Chainwax"
    • TV-14  (L)
  413. 5:20 PM Futurama "Saturday Morning Fun Pit"
    • TV-14
  414. 5:50 PM Futurama "Calculon 2.0"
    • TV-14
  415. 6:19 PM Futurama "Assie Come Home"
    • TV-14
  416. 6:53 PM Futurama "Leela and the Genestalk"
    • TV-14
  417. 7:27 PM Futurama "Game of Tones"
    • TV-14
  418. Friday Night
  419. 8:00 PM Stand Up to Cancer
    • LIVE
  420. 9:00 PM South Park "Imaginationland: The Trilogy"
    • TV-MA
  421. 10:30 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  422. Saturday, September 10
  423. 12:00 AM The Half Hour "Aparna Nancherla"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  424. 12:30 AM The Half Hour "Nate Fernald"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  425. 1:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  426. 3:38 AM Tosh.0 "Tosh Memorabilia Dump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 4:08 AM Comedy Central Presents "Chris D'Elia"
    • TV-14  (L)
  428. 4:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Megan Mooney"
    • TV-14
  429. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 7:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  434. 7:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  435. 8:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Steve McGrew"
    • TV-14
  436. 8:23 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Life Will Kill You"
    • TV-14  (V)
  437. 8:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be Not Stupid"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  438. 9:27 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Star Death: The Last Generation"
    • TV-14  (V)
  439. 9:59 AM South Park "All About Mormons"
    • TV-MA
  440. 10:31 AM South Park "Over Logging"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  441. 11:03 AM South Park "Good Times With Weapons"
    • TV-MA
  442. 11:35 AM South Park "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"
    • TV-MA
  443. 12:07 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  444. 2:20 PM My Cousin Vinny
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • R
  445. 5:00 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  446. 7:10 PM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  447. Saturday Night
  448. 9:55 PM Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live From Brazos County Jail
    • TV-MA  (L)
  449. 11:00 PM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  450. Sunday, September 11
  451. 12:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  452. 1:40 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-MA  (L)
  453. 3:00 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live From Brazos County Jail
    • TV-MA  (L)
  454. 4:00 AM Tosh.0 "Perfect Internet Video"
    • TV-14  (L)
  455. 4:30 AM Comedy Central Presents "Doug Benson 2"
    • TV-14
  456. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  458. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  459. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  460. 7:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  461. 7:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  462. 8:00 AM South Park "The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000"
    • TV-MA
  463. 8:33 AM South Park "Chef Aid"
    • TV-MA
  464. 9:05 AM South Park "Towelie"
    • TV-MA
  465. 9:37 AM South Park "Child Abduction Is Not Funny"
    • TV-MA
  466. 10:09 AM South Park "Cripple Fight!"
    • TV-MA
  467. 10:41 AM South Park "Proper Condom Use"
    • TV-MA
  468. 11:13 AM South Park "Red Badge of Gayness"
    • TV-MA
  469. 11:45 AM South Park "Krazy Kripples"
    • TV-MA
  470. 12:17 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  471. 2:30 PM The To Do List
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  472. 5:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  473. 7:10 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  474. Sunday Night
  475. 9:55 PM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  476. 11:30 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • NR
  477. Monday, September 12
  478. 2:12 AM Jackass 3D
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  479. 4:12 AM Tosh.0 "Where Are They Now?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  480. 4:42 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kyle Kinane"
    • TV-14  (L)
  481. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  483. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  489. 9:00 AM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  490. 9:30 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  491. 10:45 AM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  493. 12:00 PM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  494. 12:30 PM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  495. 1:00 PM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  496. 1:30 PM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  497. 2:00 PM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  498. 2:30 PM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)