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Today
  1. Yesterday
  2. 5:30 PM Half Baked
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  3. 7:46 PM Futurama "Amazon Women in the Mood"
    • TV-14
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:20 PM Futurama "Bendless Love"
    • TV-14
  6. 8:50 PM Futurama "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"
    • TV-14
  7. 9:19 PM Futurama "That's Lobstertainment"
    • TV-14
  8. 9:53 PM Futurama "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz"
    • TV-14
  9. 10:27 PM South Park "Butters' Very Own Episode"
    • TV-MA
  10. 11:00 PM South Park "Cash For Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 11:30 PM South Park "Tonsil Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. Today
  13. 12:00 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 12:30 AM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  15. 3:00 AM The Half Hour "Emily Heller"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  16. 3:30 AM The Half Hour "Erik Bergstrom"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  17. 4:00 AM Katt Williams: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
    • TV-MA  (L)
  18. 5:40 AM Katt Williams Live
    • TV-MA  (L)
  19. 7:10 AM Tosh.0 "Parkour Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Drew Fraser"
    • TV-14
  21. 8:00 AM Country Heat Live!
  22. 8:30 AM Blade Boss
  23. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  24. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  25. 10:00 AM Body Beast
  26. 10:30 AM Sex Please
  27. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Tracy Smith"
    • TV-14
  28. 11:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 11:59 AM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 12:31 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 1:03 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 1:35 PM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  33. 4:05 PM Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  34. 6:20 PM Get Him to the Greek
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  35. Tonight
  36. 9:00 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  37. 11:50 PM Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. Tomorrow
  39. 12:55 AM Jeff Dunham: Unhinged in Hollywood
    • TV-MA  (L)
  40. 2:00 AM Live From New York!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  41. 4:10 AM Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time
    • TV-MA  (L)
  42. 5:12 AM Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
    • TV-14  (L)
  43. 6:10 AM Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D)
  45. 8:00 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  46. 8:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  47. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  48. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  49. 10:00 AM Country Heat Dance Workout!
  50. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  51. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jeff Garcia"
    • TV-14  (L)
  52. 11:15 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Tweets From the Dead"
    • TV-14  (V)
  53. 11:47 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Grave Errors"
    • TV-14  (V)
  54. 12:19 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Eat, Pray Die"
    • TV-14  (V)
  55. 12:50 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  56. 3:30 PM Get Him to the Greek
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  57. 6:20 PM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  58. Tomorrow Night
  59. 9:00 PM Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 10:45 PM Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
    • TV-14  (L)
  61. 11:50 PM Jeff Dunham: Unhinged in Hollywood
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. Monday, September 26
  63. 12:55 AM Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 2:00 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-MA  (L)
  65. 3:20 AM Cop Out
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  66. 6:00 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. 6:30 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Child Please"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  68. 7:00 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Jamallies"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  69. 7:30 AM Comedy Central Presents "Doug Benson 2"
    • TV-14
  70. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  71. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  72. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  73. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  75. 10:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  76. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  77. 11:30 AM Body Beast!
  78. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 2:04 PM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 2:37 PM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  83. 3:10 PM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  84. 3:42 PM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 4:14 PM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 4:46 PM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 5:18 PM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 5:50 PM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 6:18 PM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 6:51 PM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 7:23 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  92. 7:55 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. Monday Night
  94. 8:27 PM Futurama "Luck of the Fryish"
    • TV-14
  95. 8:57 PM Futurama "The Cyber House Rules"
    • TV-14
  96. 9:23 PM Futurama "Insane in the Mainframe"
    • TV-14
  97. 9:54 PM Futurama "Bendin' in the Wind"
    • TV-14
  98. 10:25 PM Futurama "Time Keeps on Slipping"
    • TV-14
  99. 10:56 PM South Park "Cripple Fight!"
    • TV-MA
  100. 11:28 PM South Park "Pee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  101. Tuesday, September 27
  102. 12:00 AM South Park "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
    • TV-MA
  103. 12:30 AM South Park "Canceled"
    • TV-MA
  104. 1:00 AM South Park "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 1:30 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  106. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Alicia Mendez"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  107. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Margaret Cho; Emo Philips; Jaleel White"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  108. 3:01 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 3:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Child Please"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 4:03 AM South Park "Pinewood Derby"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Alicia Mendez"
    • TV-14  (L)
  112. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Margaret Cho; Emo Philips; Jaleel White"
    • TV-14  (L)
  113. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 6:35 AM Kroll Show "Lizards vs. Penguins"
    • TV-14  (L)
  115. 7:05 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Hart"
    • TV-14
  116. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Judy Gold"
    • TV-14
  117. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 8:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  119. 9:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  120. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  122. 10:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  123. 11:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  124. 11:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  125. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  127. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 2:04 PM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  129. 4:46 PM Tosh.0 "Phillies Fan's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (L)
  130. 5:18 PM Tosh.0 "Shoenice"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 5:50 PM Tosh.0 "Krispy Kreme"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 6:18 PM Tosh.0 "Bryan Adams Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 6:51 PM Tosh.0 "Face Bumper Smash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 7:23 PM Tosh.0 "We Buy Golf"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 7:55 PM Tosh.0 "Security Officer Jay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. Tuesday Night
  137. 8:27 PM Futurama "I Dated a Robot"
    • TV-14
  138. 8:57 PM Futurama "Roswell That Ends Well"
    • TV-14
  139. 9:23 PM Futurama "Anthology of Interest II"
    • TV-14
  140. 9:54 PM Futurama "Love & Rocket"
    • TV-14
  141. 10:25 PM Futurama "Leela's Homeworld"
    • TV-14
  142. 10:56 PM Tosh.0 "Puke Drummer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 11:28 PM Tosh.0 "Sword Nose"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. Wednesday, September 28
  145. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Sex Doll Repairman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Climate Change Comedian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 1:00 AM Tosh.0
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 1:30 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  149. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Sara Goldrick-Rab"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  150. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Grace Helbig; Mamrie Hart; Hannah Hart"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  151. 3:01 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Improv Troupe"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 3:31 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:03 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Sara Goldrick-Rab"
    • TV-14  (L)
  155. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Grace Helbig; Mamrie Hart; Hannah Hart"
    • TV-14  (L)
  156. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 6:35 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Improv Troupe"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  158. 7:05 AM Review "Sleeping with a Celebrity; Being Batman"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  159. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Josh Sneed"
    • TV-14
  160. 8:00 AM Blade Boss
  161. 8:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  162. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  164. 10:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  165. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 11:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  167. 11:30 AM Curvy Like Kim
  168. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  170. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  171. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 2:33 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 3:05 PM South Park "Eat, Pray, Queef"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 3:37 PM South Park "Informative Murder Porn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 4:09 PM South Park "HumancentiPad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  176. 4:41 PM South Park "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
    • TV-MA
  177. 5:13 PM South Park "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
    • TV-MA
  178. 5:45 PM South Park "Jared Has Aides"
    • TV-MA
  179. 6:13 PM South Park "Timmy 2000"
    • TV-MA
  180. 6:46 PM South Park "Marjorine"
    • TV-MA
  181. 7:18 PM South Park "How to Eat With Your Butt"
    • TV-MA
  182. 7:50 PM South Park "Cartman Sucks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  183. Wednesday Night
  184. 8:22 PM South Park "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  185. 8:52 PM South Park "Up the Down Steroid"
    • TV-MA
  186. 9:24 PM South Park "The Ring"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  187. 9:56 PM South Park "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
    • TV-MA
  188. 10:28 PM South Park "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
    • TV-MA
  189. 11:00 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 11:30 PM South Park "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
    • TV-MA
  191. Thursday, September 29
  192. 12:00 AM South Park "Christian Rock Hard"
    • TV-MA
  193. 12:30 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  194. 1:00 AM South Park
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  195. 1:30 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  197. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Bruce Campbell; Nick Swardson; Ken Marino"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  198. 3:01 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  199. 3:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  200. 4:03 AM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  201. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  202. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Bruce Campbell; Nick Swardson; Ken Marino"
    • TV-14  (L)
  203. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 6:35 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
    • TV-MA
  205. 7:05 AM South Park "Spooky Fish"
    • TV-MA
  206. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kirk Fox"
    • TV-14  (D)
  207. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 8:30 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  209. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  210. 9:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  211. 10:00 AM P90 Body Makeover
  212. 10:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  213. 11:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  214. 11:30 AM Body Beast!
  215. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 2:04 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  219. 4:46 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:18 PM Key & Peele "Sex Detective"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 5:50 PM Key & Peele "Manly Tears"
    • TV-14  (L)
  222. 6:18 PM Key & Peele "Das Negroes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 6:51 PM Key & Peele "Hollywood Sequel Doctor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  224. 7:23 PM Key & Peele "Y'all Ready For This?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  225. 7:55 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  226. Thursday Night
  227. 8:27 PM Futurama "Where the Buggalo Roam"
    • TV-14
  228. 8:57 PM Futurama "A Pharaoh to Remember"
    • TV-14
  229. 9:23 PM Futurama "Godfellas"
    • TV-14
  230. 9:54 PM Futurama "Futurestock"
    • TV-14
  231. 10:25 PM Futurama "A Leela of Her Own"
    • TV-14
  232. 10:56 PM David Spade: My Fake Problems
    • TV-14  (L)
  233. Friday, September 30
  234. 12:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  235. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Blood Orange"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  236. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ken Jeong; Dave Foley; Suzy Nakamura"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  237. 3:01 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  238. 3:31 AM Tosh.0 "Crying Wrestling Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 4:03 AM Tosh.0 "The Kid Who Farted on the Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Blood Orange"
    • TV-14  (L)
  241. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ken Jeong; Dave Foley; Suzy Nakamura"
    • TV-14  (L)
  242. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:35 AM Tosh.0 "Where Are They Now? Pt. 4"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "How to Get European Men"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  245. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mike Birbiglia 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. 8:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  247. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 11:00 AM Body Beast
  253. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Bill Santiago"
    • TV-PG
  255. 12:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 1:25 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  257. 1:57 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 2:30 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "Vote for Kidney"
    • TV-14
  259. 3:03 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "One in a Bazillion"
    • TV-14
  260. 3:36 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "Suck My Trick"
    • TV-14
  261. 4:09 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "When Kevin Met Salli"
    • TV-14
  262. 4:42 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "The Great American Hero"
    • TV-14
  263. 5:15 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 6:15 PM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  265. 7:21 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. Friday Night
  267. 8:25 PM Futurama "30 Percent Iron Chef"
    • TV-14
  268. 8:55 PM Futurama "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"
    • TV-14
  269. 9:23 PM Futurama "Crimes of the Hot"
    • TV-14
  270. 9:54 PM Futurama "Jurassic Bark"
    • TV-14
  271. 10:25 PM Futurama "The Route of All Evil"
    • TV-14
  272. 10:56 PM South Park "Funnybot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  273. 11:28 PM South Park "Follow That Egg!"
    • TV-MA
  274. Saturday, October 1
  275. 12:00 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 12:30 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 1:00 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 2:00 AM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  279. 3:00 AM The Half Hour "Martha Kelly"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  280. 3:30 AM The Half Hour "Nick Turner"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  281. 4:00 AM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  282. 5:08 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Plastic Cup Boyz
    • TV-MA  (L)
  283. 6:08 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Keith Robinson Back of the Bus Funny
    • TV-MA  (L)
  284. 7:08 AM Tosh.0 "Spoiler Alert: Oscars"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jackie Kashian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  286. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 11:00 AM South Park "Volcano"
    • TV-MA
  293. 11:34 AM South Park "Poor and Stupid"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  294. 12:08 PM South Park "The Entity"
    • TV-MA
  295. 12:41 PM South Park "Rainforest Schmainforest"
    • TV-MA
  296. 1:14 PM South Park "Canada on Strike!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 1:47 PM South Park "Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
    • TV-MA
  298. 2:20 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  299. 2:53 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  300. 3:25 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  301. 3:57 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  302. 4:29 PM Drunk History "Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 5:01 PM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  304. 5:33 PM Drunk History "Washington, D.C."
    • TV-14  (L)
  305. 6:04 PM Drunk History "Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (L)
  306. 6:35 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  307. Saturday Night
  308. 8:53 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  309. 11:00 PM Super Troopers
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  310. Sunday, October 2
  311. 1:00 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 2:00 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:02 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 4:06 AM Live From New York!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  315. 6:08 AM Saturday Night Live "The Best of Will Ferrell"
    • TV-14  (L)
  316. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Josh Blue"
    • TV-14
  317. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 8:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  319. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 10:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  323. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Chelsea Peretti"
    • TV-14  (L)
  324. 11:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dead Wrongs"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  325. 11:43 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Deadliest Kitsch"
    • TV-14  (V)
  326. 12:16 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Enter the Ferret"
    • TV-14  (V)
  327. 12:49 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Think Globally, Die Locally"
    • TV-14  (V)
  328. 1:22 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dead Before They Know It."
    • TV-14  (V)
  329. 1:55 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "A New App Called Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  330. 2:27 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  331. 3:00 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death: One Size Fits All"
    • TV-14  (V)
  332. 3:32 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Getting a Rise From the Dead"
    • TV-14  (V)
  333. 4:04 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be a Lady Tonight"
    • TV-14  (V)
  334. 4:35 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  335. 6:45 PM You, Me and Dupree
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  336. Sunday Night
  337. 9:20 PM Super Troopers
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  338. 11:30 PM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  339. Monday, October 3
  340. 12:30 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 1:30 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 2:30 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City "Atlanta"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. 3:00 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:05 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  345. 4:38 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City "Atlanta"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 5:08 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 6:08 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 6:38 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  349. 7:08 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Nick Thune"
    • TV-14
  351. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  361. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 2:04 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 2:37 PM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 3:10 PM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 3:42 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  366. 4:14 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 4:46 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  368. 5:18 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  369. 5:50 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  370. 7:55 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  371. Monday Night
  372. 10:00 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  373. Tuesday, October 4
  374. 12:00 AM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  375. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  376. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  377. 3:01 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 3:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 4:03 AM South Park "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
    • TV-MA
  380. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  381. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  382. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 6:35 AM South Park "Quintuplets 2000"
    • TV-MA
  384. 7:05 AM Review "Having a Best Friend; Going to Space"
    • TV-14  (L)
  385. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jo Koy"
    • TV-14  (D)
  386. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 1:00 PM Tosh.0 "Prom Girl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  396. 1:32 PM Tosh.0 "Furries Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 2:04 PM Tosh.0 "The $150,000 Tosh.0 Marathon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 2:37 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (L)
  399. 3:10 PM Tosh.0 "Kid Juggalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 3:42 PM Tosh.0 "Summertime Is Great"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 4:14 PM Tosh.0 "Worst Magician Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 4:46 PM Tosh.0 "Car Jump Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 5:18 PM Tosh.0 "Average Homeboy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  404. 5:50 PM Tosh.0 "Headbanger Workout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 6:18 PM Tosh.0 "Uncensored Tosh.0"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 6:51 PM Tosh.0 "How to Teach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 7:23 PM Tosh.0 "Space Shuttle Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 7:55 PM Tosh.0 "The Hurdle Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. Tuesday Night
  410. 8:27 PM Futurama "A Taste of Freedom"
    • TV-14
  411. 8:57 PM Futurama "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
    • TV-14
  412. 9:29 PM Futurama "Less Than Hero"
    • TV-14
  413. 10:00 PM Futurama "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
    • TV-14
  414. 10:30 PM Futurama "The Why of Fry"
    • TV-14
  415. 11:00 PM Tosh.0 "Fart Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Tay Zonday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  417. Wednesday, October 5
  418. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Hillary in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 12:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 1:00 AM Tosh.0
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 1:30 AM Drunk History "Legends"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  422. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  423. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  424. 3:01 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Box of Pain"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  425. 3:31 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 4:03 AM Drunk History "Legends"
    • TV-14  (L)
  427. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  428. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  429. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  430. 6:35 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Box of Pain"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  431. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Why Must I Cry?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  432. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jake Johannsen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  433. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. 1:00 PM South Park "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"
    • TV-MA
  443. 1:30 PM South Park "Spontaneous Combustion"
    • TV-MA
  444. 2:00 PM South Park "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
    • TV-MA
  445. 2:33 PM South Park "The Passion of the Jew"
    • TV-MA
  446. 3:05 PM South Park "4th Grade"
    • TV-MA
  447. 3:37 PM South Park "Grey Dawn"
    • TV-MA
  448. 4:09 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  449. 4:41 PM South Park "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
    • TV-MA
  450. 5:13 PM South Park "Eek, a Penis!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  451. 5:45 PM South Park "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
    • TV-MA
  452. 6:13 PM South Park "Best Friends Forever"
    • TV-MA
  453. 6:46 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  454. 7:18 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  455. 7:50 PM South Park "Butters' Bottom Bitch"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  456. Wednesday Night
  457. 8:22 PM South Park "Tweek vs. Craig"
    • TV-MA
  458. 8:52 PM South Park "Tweek x Craig"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  459. 9:24 PM South Park "The F Word"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  460. 9:58 PM South Park "Free Hat"
    • TV-MA
  461. 10:30 PM South Park "W.T.F."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  462. 11:00 PM South Park "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
    • TV-MA
  463. 11:30 PM South Park "More Crap"
    • TV-MA
  464. Thursday, October 6
  465. 12:00 AM South Park "Margaritaville"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  466. 12:30 AM South Park "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  467. 1:00 AM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  468. 1:30 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Jamallies"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  469. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  470. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  471. 3:01 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  472. 4:03 AM South Park "Wing"
    • TV-MA
  473. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  474. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  475. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. 6:35 AM South Park "Preschool"
    • TV-MA
  477. 7:05 AM South Park "Super Fun Time"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  478. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Dwayne Kennedy"
    • TV-14
  479. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  480. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  481. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  482. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  483. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  485. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Margaret Smith"
    • TV-14  (D)
  488. 12:20 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  489. 1:22 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  490. 2:27 PM Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  491. 5:08 PM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  492. 5:40 PM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  493. 6:08 PM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  494. 6:41 PM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  495. 7:13 PM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  496. 7:45 PM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  497. Thursday Night
  498. 8:17 PM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  499. 8:47 PM Futurama "The Sting"
    • TV-14
  500. 9:13 PM Futurama "The Farnsworth Parabox"
    • TV-14
  501. 9:47 PM Futurama "Three Hundred Big Boys"
    • TV-14
  502. 10:20 PM Futurama "Spanish Fry"
    • TV-14
  503. 10:50 PM Futurama "Bend Her"
    • TV-14
  504. 11:20 PM South Park "Member Berries"