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  2. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG
  4. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  5. Today
  6. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  7. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  8. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  9. 2:00 AM The Closer "Half Load"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  10. 3:00 AM The Closer "Tapped Out"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  12. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  13. 5:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  14. 6:00 AM Green Tea
  15. 6:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  16. 7:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  17. 8:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  18. 9:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  19. 10:00 AM Animal Rescue
    • TV-G
  20. 10:30 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  21. 11:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  22. 11:30 AM Give your Mom a Well Deserved Rest by giving her the Nuwave PIC
  23. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Diet"
    • TV-PG
  24. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "The Freezer"
    • TV-G
  25. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  26. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Thompson vs. Padilla"
    • TV-PG
  27. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Vanishing Act"
    • TV-14  (V)
  28. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  29. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  30. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show "Dr. Oz Investigates Diet Ice Cream: Are the Ingredients Making You Fat?"
    • TV-PG
  31. 5:00 PM The Real "Garry Marshall; Steals on The Real; Wedding Wednesday; We Read You"
    • TV-PG
  32. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Wendy's Maycation Giveaway!"
    • TV-PG
  33. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. Tonight
  36. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
    • TV-PG
  42. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  45. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  46. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  47. 2:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Menace"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  48. 3:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Scare"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  49. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  51. 5:00 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  52. 5:30 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  53. 6:00 AM Green Tea
  54. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  55. 7:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  56. 8:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  57. 9:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  58. 10:00 AM Live Life and Win! "Green Thumb, Volunteer, Period Writer"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  59. 10:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  60. 11:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  61. 11:30 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  62. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Quiz Show"
    • TV-PG
  63. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy Does a TV Commercial"
    • TV-G
  64. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  65. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Kimbel vs. Carson"
    • TV-PG
  66. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Ten Count"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  68. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  69. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show "Marie Osmond: How She Moved Past the Biggest Tragedy of Her Life"
    • TV-PG
  70. 5:00 PM The Real "Alyssa Milano; Kid DJs; Kid Talent Show; Mommy & Me Fashion"
    • TV-PG
  71. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Street Talk"
    • TV-PG
  72. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  73. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  79. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  80. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the General"
    • TV-PG
  81. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  82. Saturday, May 7
  83. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  84. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  85. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  86. 2:00 AM Bones "The Woman in the Tunnel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 3:00 AM Bones "The Skull in the Desert"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  88. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  90. 5:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  91. 6:00 AM Medical Breakthroughs for Fast, Safe Solutions to Joint Problems
  92. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
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  97. 9:00 AM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  98. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  99. 10:00 AM Sofia's Coffee Bar
  100. 10:30 AM Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World "Bavarian Adventures"
    • TV-G
  101. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  102. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  103. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  104. 12:30 PM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  105. 1:00 PM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  106. 1:30 PM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  107. 2:00 PM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  108. 2:30 PM Yaba TV Show
  109. 3:00 PM Once Upon a Time in Mexico
    • R
  110. 5:00 PM Big
    • PG
  111. 7:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Mud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  112. Saturday Night
  113. 8:00 PM Bones "The Conspiracy in the Corpse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  114. 9:00 PM The Walking Dead "Too Far Gone"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  115. 10:00 PM The Walking Dead "After"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  116. 11:00 PM Rizzoli & Isles "It Takes a Village"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  117. Sunday, May 8
  118. 12:00 AM Rizzoli & Isles "Phoenix Rising"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  119. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  121. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:00 AM Tosh.0 "Web Reflection"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 3:30 AM Tosh.0 "David After Dentist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:00 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  126. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  127. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
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  137. 10:00 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  138. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  139. 11:00 AM Cleaning Addicts
  140. 11:30 AM Sofia's Coffee Bar
  141. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
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  144. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  145. 2:00 PM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  146. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  147. 3:00 PM Just Friends
    • PG-13
  148. 5:00 PM Constantine
    • R
  149. 7:30 PM I Love Lucy "Little Ricky's School Pageant"
    • TV-PG
  150. Sunday Night
  151. 8:00 PM The Closer "Out of Focus"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  152. 9:00 PM The Closer "Head Over Heels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  153. 10:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 10:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  156. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. Monday, May 9
  158. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  161. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  162. 2:00 AM Laughs
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  163. 2:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  164. 3:00 AM Bad Boys
    • R
  165. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
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  172. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  173. 9:30 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  174. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Utah"
    • TV-G
  175. 10:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
  176. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Audition"
    • TV-PG
  179. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Publicity Agent"
    • TV-G
  180. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Fitzgerald vs. Wright"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  181. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Davenport vs. Clemons"
    • TV-PG
  182. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Legacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  183. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  184. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  185. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show "Oz Investigation: Inside the Places You Go Most: Movie Theater Concession Stands"
    • TV-PG
  186. 5:00 PM The Real "Mother's Day Show; Mom May-kover; Moms-lation With Hosts' Mothers; Ms. Evelyn Cooked It!; Nursery Reveal"
    • TV-PG
  187. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • TV-PG
  188. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-G
  189. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-G
  190. Monday Night
  191. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  194. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Moaning Lisa"
    • TV-PG
  197. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  198. Tuesday, May 10
  199. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  200. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  201. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  202. 2:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Tangled"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  203. 3:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Redemption"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  204. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  205. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  206. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
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  216. 10:00 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  217. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Seance"
    • TV-PG
  221. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy Gets Ricky on the Radio"
    • TV-G
  222. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Russell vs. Russell"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  223. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Tyner vs. Ellis"
    • TV-PG
  224. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Neighborhood Watch"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  226. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  227. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show "Waist Trainer Disasters You Have to See to Believe"
    • TV-PG
  228. 5:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  229. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • TV-PG
  230. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  231. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  232. Tuesday Night
  233. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  235. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  237. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG
  238. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG
  239. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  240. Wednesday, May 11
  241. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  242. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  243. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  244. 2:00 AM The Walking Dead "Inmates"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  245. 3:00 AM The Walking Dead "Claimed"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  246. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  247. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  248. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
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  256. 9:00 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  257. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 10:00 AM Sports Stars of Tomorrow
    • TV-Y7
  259. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Men Are Messy"
    • TV-PG
  263. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy's Schedule"
    • TV-G
  264. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Rivera vs. Rivera"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  265. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Sanders vs. Henry"
    • TV-PG
  266. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Last Rites"
    • TV-14
  267. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  268. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  269. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show "Back From the Dead Stories: The Man Who Said He Went to Hell"
    • TV-PG
  270. 5:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  271. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • TV-PG
  272. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  274. Wednesday Night
  275. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  278. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG
  281. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  282. Thursday, May 12
  283. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  284. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  285. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  286. 2:00 AM The Closer "Strike Three"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  287. 3:00 AM The Closer "Elysian Fields"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  288. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  290. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
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  300. 10:00 AM Animal Rescue
    • TV-G
  301. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Drafted"
    • TV-PG
  305. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Ricky Thinks He's Going Bald"
    • TV-G
  306. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Partridge vs. Partridge"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  307. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Harrison vs. Singleton"
    • TV-PG
  308. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Frame"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  309. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  310. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  311. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show "Food Truth: What's Really in Your Guacamole?"
    • TV-PG
  312. 5:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  313. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • TV-PG
  314. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Educating Doug"
    • TV-G
  315. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  316. Thursday Night
  317. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  320. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG
  323. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  324. Friday, May 13
  325. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  326. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  327. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  328. 2:00 AM The Mentalist "Black Gold and Red Blood"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  329. 3:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Bulls"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  330. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  331. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  332. 5:00 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  333. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
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  340. 9:00 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  341. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 10:00 AM Live Life and Win!
    • TV-G
  343. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Fur Coat"
    • TV-PG
  347. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Ricky Asks for a Raise"
    • TV-G
  348. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Ray vs. Ingram"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  349. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Washington vs. Washington"
    • TV-PG
  350. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Playing Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  352. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  353. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show "Everything You Need to Know About Alzheimer's Right Now: The Alzheimer's Pill"
    • TV-PG
  354. 5:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  355. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Week!"
    • TV-PG
  356. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
    • TV-G
  357. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  358. Friday Night
  359. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  360. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  363. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Night Out"
    • TV-PG
  365. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  366. Saturday, May 14
  367. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  368. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Shower Head"
    • TV-PG
  369. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  370. 2:00 AM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. 3:00 AM Bones "The Man in the Morgue"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  372. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  374. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 10:00 AM Sofia's Coffee Bar
  385. 10:30 AM Elizabeth Stanton's Great Big World "Frankfurt"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  386. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  389. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  390. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  391. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  392. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  393. 2:30 PM Yaba TV Show
  394. 3:00 PM Kiss the Bride
    • R
  395. 5:00 PM First Dog
    • NR
  396. 7:00 PM Bones "Player Under Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  397. Saturday Night
  398. 8:00 PM Bones "The Lance to the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 9:00 PM The Walking Dead "Inmates"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  400. 10:00 PM The Walking Dead "Claimed"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  401. 11:00 PM Rizzoli & Isles "If You Can't Stand the Heat"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  402. Sunday, May 15
  403. 12:00 AM Rizzoli & Isles "Burden of Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  404. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Fixer Upper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  405. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Crappy Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  407. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 3:00 AM Tosh.0 "Average Homeboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 3:30 AM Tosh.0 "Prom Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  410. 4:00 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  411. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  412. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  417. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  418. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  419. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  420. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  421. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  422. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  423. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  424. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  427. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  428. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  429. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  430. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  431. 2:30 PM Cleaning Addicts
  432. 3:00 PM A History of Violence
    • R
  433. 5:00 PM Domino
    • R
  434. 7:30 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy and the Loving Cup"
    • TV-PG
  435. Sunday Night
  436. 8:00 PM The Closer "Critical Missing"
    • TV-14  (V)
  437. 9:00 PM The Closer "Heroic Measures"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  438. 10:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 10:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  440. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  442. Monday, May 16
  443. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  445. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Doll"
    • TV-PG
  446. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  447. 2:00 AM Laughs
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  448. 2:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  449. 3:00 AM Once Upon a Time in Mexico
    • R
  450. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  456. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  458. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  459. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  460. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Croatia"
    • TV-G
  461. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  462. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  463. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  464. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "Lucy Is Jealous of Girl Singer"
    • TV-PG
  465. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "Anniversary Present"
    • TV-G
  466. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Gunter vs. Johnson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  467. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Edwards vs. Vanderlaan"
    • TV-PG
  468. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Rock Star"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  469. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  470. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  471. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show
    • TV-PG
  472. 5:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  473. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Live Like a Star Week"
    • TV-PG
  474. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  475. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  476. Monday Night
  477. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  480. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  481. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  482. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG
  483. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  484. Tuesday, May 17
  485. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  486. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  487. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  488. 2:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Inheritance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  489. 3:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Sacrifice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  490. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  491. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  492. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  493. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  494. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  495. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  496. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  497. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  498. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  499. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  500. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  501. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  502. 10:00 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  503. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  504. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  505. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  506. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Adagio"
    • TV-PG
  507. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "The Handcuffs"
    • TV-G
  508. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Bryant vs. Chappell"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  509. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Bacame vs. Sanchez"
    • TV-PG
  510. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Identity Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  511. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  512. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  513. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show
    • TV-PG
  514. 5:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  515. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "Modern Family"
    • TV-PG
  516. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Best Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  517. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  518. Tuesday Night
  519. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  520. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  521. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  522. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  523. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  524. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Krusty Gets Busted"
    • TV-PG
  525. 11:00 PM TMZ Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  526. Wednesday, May 18
  527. 12:00 AM Hollywood Today Live
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  528. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  529. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  530. 2:00 AM The Walking Dead "Still"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  531. 3:00 AM The Walking Dead "Alone"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  532. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  533. 4:30 AM Crazy Talk
    • TV-14
  534. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  535. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  536. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  537. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  538. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  539. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  540. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  541. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  542. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  543. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  544. 10:00 AM Sports Stars of Tomorrow
    • TV-Y7
  545. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  546. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  547. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  548. 12:00 PM I Love Lucy "The Benefit"
    • TV-PG
  549. 12:30 PM I Love Lucy "The Operetta"
    • TV-G
  550. 1:00 PM Divorce Court "Obleton vs. Martinez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  551. 1:30 PM Divorce Court "Jackson vs. Smith"
    • TV-PG
  552. 2:00 PM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "In Treatment"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  553. 3:00 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  554. 3:30 PM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  555. 4:00 PM The Dr. Oz Show
    • TV-PG
  556. 5:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  557. 6:00 PM The Wendy Williams Show "The Carmichael Show"
    • TV-PG
  558. 7:00 PM The King of Queens "Dog Days"
    • TV-G
  559. 7:30 PM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  560. Wednesday Night
  561. 8:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  562. 8:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  563. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  564. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14