KCOP UPN 13

1. Yesterday
2. 7:00 AM Montel Williams
3. 7:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
4. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
5. 8:30 AM Hip Hop Abs
6. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
7. 9:30 AM Wen Hair - Free Shipping!
8. 10:00 AM Fitness with Forbes Riley
9. 10:30 AM Eco Company "The Plastic Problem"
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10. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
11. 11:30 AM Reverse Memory Loss
12. 12:00 PM Seductive Faces
13. 12:30 PM Dr. Perricone's Sub D
14. 1:00 PM Universal Church
15. 1:30 PM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
16. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
17. 2:30 PM Wen Hair - Free Shipping!
18. 3:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • PG-13
19. 5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Thought That Counts"
    • TV-PG (L)
20. 5:30 PM Cops
21. 6:00 PM Daddy Day Care
    • PG
22. Last Night
23. 8:00 PM The Closer "Manhunt"
    • TV-14 (D,V,S)
24. 9:00 PM The Closer "Blindsided"
    • TV-14 (L,V)
25. 10:00 PM That '70s Show "Hyde's Christmas Rager"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
26. 10:30 PM That '70s Show "Dine and Dash"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
27. 11:00 PM Burn Notice "Signals and Codes"
    • TV-PG (L,V)
28. Today
29. 12:00 AM Burn Notice "Last Stand"
    • TV-14 (L,V)
30. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
31. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
32. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
    • NEW
33. 2:30 AM Hollyscoop
    • NEW
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34. 3:00 AM Law & Order "Monster"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
35. 4:00 AM South Park "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
36. 4:30 AM South Park "City on the Edge of Forever"
37. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
38. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
39. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
40. 6:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
41. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
42. 7:30 AM Battle Hair Loss
43. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
44. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
45. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
46. 9:30 AM Reverse Memory Loss
47. 10:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
48. 10:30 AM Say No to Botox
49. 11:00 AM Juice and Lose!
50. 12:00 PM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
51. 12:30 PM Seductive Faces
52. 1:00 PM Say No to Botox
53. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
54. 2:00 PM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
55. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
56. 3:00 PM Three Amigos!
    • PG
57. 5:00 PM Gothika
    • R
58. 7:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers No. 5"
    • TV-PG (L)
59. 7:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG (L,V)
60. Tonight
61. 8:00 PM Bones "Yanks in the U.K."
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
62. 9:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Wall"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
63. 10:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG (L)
64. 10:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG (D,L,S)
65. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
66. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
67. Tomorrow
68. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
69. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG (D,L)
70. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
71. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
72. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
    • NEW
73. 2:30 AM EP Daily
    • NEW
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74. 3:00 AM Law & Order "Cherished"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
75. 4:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG (L,V)
76. 4:30 AM Cops "Bad Girls No. 12"
    • TV-PG (L)
77. 5:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
78. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
79. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
80. 6:30 AM Say No to Botox
81. 7:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
82. 7:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
83. 8:00 AM Montel Williams
84. 8:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
85. 9:00 AM Universal Church
86. 9:30 AM Dr. Perricone's Sub D
87. 10:00 AM ChatRoom
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88. 10:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
89. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Little Ricky's School Pageant"
90. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "Little Ricky Gets a Dog"
91. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
    • NEW
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92. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Scam Alert: How to Avoid the Latest Money Scam; Frugal Friday; Co-Host Judge Marilyn Milian"
    • TV-G
93. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "World Record Holders"
    • TV-PG
94. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "We Only Get Back Together if We Pass the Lie Detector Test; Should I Stay With a Woman That Beats Me?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
95. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "The Secrets in Our Family Need to Be Exposed Today!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
96. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Vanblarcume vs. Dowell"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
97. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Huff vs. Huery"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
98. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Grandpa Steals"
    • TV-PG
99. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Somebody Hates Raymond"
    • TV-PG
100. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "The Perils of Polling"
     • TV-PG
101. 7:30 PM The Office "The Return"
     • TV-14
102. Tomorrow Night
103. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Pilot"
     • TV-G
104. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
     • TV-PG
105. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
106. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
107. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
108. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
109. 11:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Informed"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
110. Tuesday, May 21
111. 12:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Loophole"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
112. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Puerto Rican Day"
     • TV-PG (L)
113. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
     • TV-PG
114. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
115. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
116. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
117. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Eosphoros"
     • TV-14
118. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "Pregnant Paws"
     • TV-PG
119. 5:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
120. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "The Best Christmas Ever"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
121. 6:00 AM Say No to Botox
122. 6:30 AM South Park
123. 7:00 AM Arthritis pain?
124. 7:30 AM Hip Hop Abs
125. 8:00 AM Montel Williams
126. 8:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
127. 9:00 AM Universal Church
128. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
129. 10:00 AM Jack Hanna's Into the Wild "Jack's Zoo Adventures"
     • NEW
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130. 10:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
131. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "The Diet"
132. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "Pioneer Women"
133. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • NEW
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134. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Anderson Live Undercover: Our Best Hidden Camera Investigations"
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135. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Extreme Mothers"
     • TV-PG
136. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "How Could My Mom Punch Me While I Was Pregnant?; I'll Prove All Three of My Children Are Yours"
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
137. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Scarred for Life ... My Black-Market Surgery Almost Killed Me!"
     • NEW
     • TV-14
138. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Reagan vs. Reagan"
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
139. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Perez vs. Perez"
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
140. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Just a Formality"
     • TV-PG (D)
141. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Disciplinarian"
     • TV-PG
142. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "The Buck Stops Here"
     • TV-PG
143. 7:30 PM The Office "Ben Franklin"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
144. Tuesday Night
145. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Head First"
     • TV-PG (D)
146. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
     • TV-PG (D)
147. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
148. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
     • TV-14 (D)
149. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
150. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
151. 11:00 PM House "Euphoria, Part 1"
     • TV-PG (L)
152. Wednesday, May 22
153. 12:00 AM House "Euphoria, Part 2"
     • TV-PG (L)
154. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
     • TV-PG
155. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Watch"
     • TV-PG
156. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
157. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
158. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
159. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "In the Dark"
     • TV-14
160. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "Next of Shin"
     • TV-PG
161. 5:00 AM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
162. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "Eric's Buddy"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
163. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
164. 6:30 AM South Park
165. 7:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
166. 7:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
167. 8:00 AM Wen Hair - Free Shipping!
168. 8:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
169. 9:00 AM Universal Church
170. 9:30 AM Make Your Floors New Again
171. 10:00 AM Pets.TV
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172. 10:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
173. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "The Freezer"
174. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Does a TV Commercial"
175. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • NEW
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176. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Co-Host Deborah Norville, True Crime Tuesday: West Memphis Three, Video Voyeurism Exclusive"
     • TV-G
177. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Bridal Boot Camp Results"
     • TV-PG
178. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "You Left Me for Another Woman, Now You Refuse to See Your Children; My Mother Made My Rapist Babysit Me"
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
179. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "I Saw a Picture of You Cheating ... Is That My Baby?"
     • NEW
     • TV-14
180. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Collings/Collings vs. Colvin"
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
181. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Simmons vs. Simmons"
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
182. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sweet Charity"
     • TV-PG
183. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meeting the Parents"
     • TV-PG
184. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "I Don't Want to Wait ..."
     • TV-PG
185. 7:30 PM The Office "Phyllis' Wedding"
     • TV-14 (L)
186. Wednesday Night
187. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Fat City"
     • TV-PG
188. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Shrink Wrap"
     • TV-PG
189. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
190. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
191. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
192. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
193. 11:00 PM NUMB3RS "Trust Metric"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
194. Thursday, May 23
195. 12:00 AM NUMB3RS "Hollywood Homicide"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
196. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
     • TV-PG
197. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
     • TV-PG
198. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
199. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
200. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
201. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Magnificat"
     • TV-14
202. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "Peggy's Pageant Fever"
     • TV-PG
203. 5:00 AM Montel Williams
204. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "Ski Trip"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
205. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
206. 6:30 AM South Park
207. 7:00 AM Arthritis pain?
208. 7:30 AM Hip Hop Abs
209. 8:00 AM Montel Williams
210. 8:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
211. 9:00 AM Universal Church
212. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
213. 10:00 AM Swap TV "Jackson and Christopher"
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214. 10:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
215. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Ricky Asks for a Raise"
216. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "Job Switching"
217. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • NEW
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218. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Exclusive: Inside The Controversial Westboro Baptist Church; Co-Host Actress and Model Molly Sims"
     • TV-G
219. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Psychics: Joan Marie and A.J."
     • TV-PG
220. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "You're 41-Years-Old, Stop Having Sex With My 16-Year-Old Daughter; How Can I Cheat When I'm a Prisoner in My Own Home?"
     • TV-PG
221. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "After the Threesome ... Is My Husband Her Baby's Dad?"
     • TV-14
222. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Deraney vs. Lewis"
     • TV-PG
223. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Fischer vs. Fischer"
     • TV-PG
224. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Plan"
     • TV-PG (L)
225. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sleepover at Peggy's"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
226. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "Peggy Makes the Big Leagues"
     • TV-PG
227. 7:30 PM The Office "Business School"
     • TV-14 (D)
228. Thursday Night
229. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
     • TV-PG (D)
230. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Eddie Money"
     • TV-PG
231. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
232. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
233. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
234. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
235. 11:00 PM White Collar "Unfinished Business"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
236. Friday, May 24
237. 12:00 AM White Collar "In the Red"
     • TV-PG (V)
238. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
     • TV-PG
239. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
     • TV-PG
240. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
241. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
242. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
243. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Silver Lining"
     • TV-14
244. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "Good Hill Hunting"
     • TV-PG
245. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
246. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "The First Date"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
247. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
248. 6:30 AM South Park
249. 7:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
250. 7:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
251. 8:00 AM Say No to Botox
252. 8:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
253. 9:00 AM Universal Church
254. 9:30 AM Battle Hair Loss
255. 10:00 AM DragonFlyTV "Mammals"
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256. 10:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
257. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Is Enceinte"
258. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "Pregnant Women Are Unpredictable"
259. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • NEW
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260. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Anderson Live Alert: Revenge Porn Trend; Co-Host Stacy London; Today Show Host Hoda Kotb"
     • TV-G
261. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Standing Up Against Your Family"
     • TV-PG (L)
262. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "My Evil Stepmom Won't Let Me See My Dad!; I Was a Bad Mom: Get Over It!"
     • TV-PG
263. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Is My Sister Having an Affair With the Man I Love?"
     • TV-14
264. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Deraney vs. Lewis"
     • TV-PG
265. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Cunningham vs. Cunningham"
     • TV-PG
266. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who's Next"
     • TV-PG (D)
267. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Shower"
     • TV-PG
268. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "When Cotton Comes Marching Home"
     • TV-PG
269. 7:30 PM The Office "Cocktails"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
270. Friday Night
271. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
     • TV-PG
272. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Two Thirty"
     • TV-PG
273. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
274. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
275. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
276. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
277. 11:00 PM Monk "Mr. Monk and the Sleeping Suspect"
     • TV-PG (L)
278. Saturday, May 25
279. 12:00 AM Monk "Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
280. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
     • TV-PG
281. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
     • TV-PG
282. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
283. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
284. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
285. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Inert Dwarf"
     • TV-14 (L)
286. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "A Fire Fighting We Will Go"
     • TV-PG
287. 5:00 AM Say No to Botox
288. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "Stolen Car"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
289. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
290. 6:30 AM South Park
291. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
292. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
293. 8:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
294. 8:30 AM Say No to Botox
295. 9:00 AM Montel Williams
296. 9:30 AM Wen Hair - Free Shipping!
297. 10:00 AM Hip Hop Abs
298. 10:30 AM Eco Company "Santa Cruz Island"
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299. 11:00 AM Cold Plasma Sub-D: A Visibly Firmer Looking Chin.
300. 11:30 AM Hair Styling Secrets
301. 12:00 PM Seductive Faces
302. 12:30 PM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
303. 1:00 PM Universal Church
304. 1:30 PM Mom Is 57, Looks 27!
305. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
306. 2:30 PM Wen Hair - Free Shipping!
307. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
308. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
309. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
310. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
311. 5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Baggage"
     • TV-PG (L)
312. 5:30 PM Cops "Resisting Arrest No. 5"
     • TV-PG (L)
313. 6:00 PM Courage Under Fire
     • R
314. Saturday Night
315. 8:00 PM The Closer "Culture Shock"
     • TV-14 (L)
316. 9:00 PM The Closer "Lover's Leap"
     • TV-14 (L)
317. 10:00 PM That '70s Show "Donna's Panties"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
318. 10:30 PM That '70s Show "Who Wants It More?"
     • TV-14 (D)
319. 11:00 PM Burn Notice "The Hunter"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
320. Sunday, May 26
321. 12:00 AM Burn Notice "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
322. 1:00 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
323. 1:30 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
     • TV-PG (D)
324. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
325. 2:30 AM Hollyscoop
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
326. 3:00 AM Law & Order "DWB"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
327. 4:00 AM South Park "Prehistoric Ice Man"
328. 4:30 AM South Park "Rainforest Schmainforest"
329. 5:00 AM Say No to Botox
330. 5:30 AM Hip Hop Abs
331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
332. 6:30 AM Armando Montelongo Flips The House
333. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
334. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
335. 8:00 AM Hair Restoration Breakthroughs
336. 8:30 AM Hip Hop Abs
337. 9:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
338. 9:30 AM Hair Styling Secrets
339. 10:30 AM Montel Williams
340. 11:00 AM Dr. Perricone's Sub D
341. 11:30 AM AAA Benefits and Savings
342. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
343. 12:30 PM Seductive Faces
344. 1:00 PM Hair Styling Secrets
345. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
346. 2:00 PM Luminess Airbrush Makeup
347. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
348. 3:00 PM AAA Benefits and Savings
349. 3:30 PM Supersmile for Brighter, Whiter, Healthier Teeth
350. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
351. 4:30 PM Cold Plasma Sub-D: A Visibly Firmer Looking Chin.
352. 5:00 PM Daddy Day Care
     • PG
353. 7:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
     • TV-PG
354. 7:30 PM Cops "Morons on Parade No. 2"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
355. Sunday Night
356. 8:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Outhouse"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
357. 9:00 PM Bones "The Man on Death Row"
     • TV-14 (D,V,S)
358. 10:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
359. 10:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
360. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
361. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
362. Monday, May 27
363. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
364. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
     • TV-14 (D)
365. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
     • TV-PG
366. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
     • TV-PG
367. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
368. 2:30 AM EP Daily
     • NEW
     • TV-G
369. 3:00 AM Law & Order "Bait"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
370. 4:00 AM Cops "Odd Arrests"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
371. 4:30 AM Cops "Street Patrol"
     • TV-PG
372. 5:00 AM Say No to Botox
373. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
374. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
375. 6:30 AM Montel Williams
376. 7:00 AM Seductive Faces
377. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
378. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
379. 8:30 AM Hip Hop Abs
380. 9:00 AM Universal Church
381. 9:30 AM Hair Styling Secrets
382. 10:00 AM ChatRoom
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383. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
384. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy's Show Biz Swan Song"
385. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Hires an English Tutor"
386. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
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387. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
388. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
389. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
390. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
391. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "I Hope You're Not My Baby's Father Because You Got Another Girl Pregnant"
     • TV-PG
392. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Life-Changing Results ... I'm Back for My 4th DNA Test"
     • TV-14
393. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Lozano vs. Uicab"
     • TV-PG
394. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Peniza vs. Peniza"
     • TV-PG
395. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fun With Debra"
     • TV-PG (L)
396. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Thank You Notes"
     • TV-PG (L)
397. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "What Makes Bobby Run?"
     • TV-PG
398. 7:30 PM The Office "The Negotiation"
     • TV-14
399. Monday Night
400. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
     • TV-G
401. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
402. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
403. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
404. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
405. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
406. 11:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Outsider"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
407. Tuesday, May 28
408. 12:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Philadelphia"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
409. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
     • TV-PG
410. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
     • TV-PG (D)
411. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
412. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
413. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
414. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "The View From Up Here"
     • TV-14
415. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "To Spank, With Love"
     • TV-PG
416. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
417. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "The Pill"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
418. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
419. 6:30 AM South Park "Succubus"
420. 7:00 AM Luminess Airbrush Makeup
421. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
422. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
423. 8:30 AM Facelift Awake
424. 9:00 AM Universal Church
425. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
426. 10:00 AM Jack Hanna's Into the Wild "The Wilds"
     • TV-G
427. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
428. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Ricky Has Labor Pains"
429. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Becomes a Sculptress"
430. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • TV-G
431. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Exclusive: Chandra Levy's Mom Breaks Her Silence on Daughter's Killer's Fight for New Trial; Anderson Live Alert: Cyber Harassment Dangers"
     • TV-G
432. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Quick Holiday Makeovers"
     • TV-PG
433. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "My Mother Thinks My Baby Is Too Dark To Be My Fiance's; I'll Prove I'm Not Meeting Women on Chat Lines"
     • TV-PG
434. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show
     • NEW
     • TV-14
435. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Moore vs. Cooper"
     • TV-PG
436. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Watson vs. Adams"
     • TV-PG
437. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Home From School"
     • TV-PG
438. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
     • TV-PG (D)
439. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "Chasing Bobby"
     • TV-PG
440. 7:30 PM The Office "Safety Training"
     • TV-14
441. Tuesday Night
442. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "The Rock"
     • TV-PG
443. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
     • TV-PG (D)
444. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
445. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
446. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
447. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
448. 11:00 PM House "Who's Your Daddy?"
     • TV-14 (L)
449. Wednesday, May 29
450. 12:00 AM House "No Reason"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
451. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wink"
     • TV-PG
452. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
     • TV-PG (D)
453. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
454. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
455. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
456. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Gone"
     • TV-14
457. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "Three Coaches and a Bobby"
     • TV-PG
458. 5:00 AM Joint Pain Relief In Just 7 Days!
459. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "That Wrestling Show"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
460. 6:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
461. 6:30 AM South Park "Jakovasaurs"
462. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
463. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
464. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
465. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
466. 9:00 AM Universal Church
467. 9:30 AM Muffin Top?
468. 10:00 AM Pets.TV
     • TV-G
469. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
470. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Goes to the Hospital"
471. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "No Children Allowed"
472. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • TV-G
473. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Medical Mystery: Woman Who Grows Fingernails Instead of Hair; Co-Host Rosanna Scotto (Good Day NY)"
     • TV-G
474. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Trapped in the Wrong Body"
     • TV-PG (L)
475. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "I Will Only Pay for a Child That Is Mine -- Test That Baby Again!; I'll Prove I Haven't Cheated With Your Brother, Best Friend or Neighbor"
     • TV-PG
476. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "My Mom Walks Around Half Naked ... Give Her a Makeunder!"
     • TV-14
477. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Taylor vs. Westry"
     • TV-PG
478. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Hedrick vs. Allen"
     • TV-PG
479. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
     • TV-PG (L)
480. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
     • TV-PG (L)
481. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "Yankee Hankie"
     • TV-PG
482. 7:30 PM The Office "Product Recall"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
483. Wednesday Night
484. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
     • TV-PG
485. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
486. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
487. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
488. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
489. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
490. 11:00 PM NUMB3RS "Velocity"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
491. Thursday, May 30
492. 12:00 AM NUMB3RS "Robin Hood"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
493. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
     • TV-PG
494. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Airport"
     • TV-PG
495. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
496. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
497. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
498. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Collective"
     • TV-14 (L,V)
499. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "De-Kahnstructing Henry"
     • TV-PG
500. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
501. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "Punk Chick"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
502. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
503. 6:30 AM South Park "Cat Orgy"
504. 7:00 AM Luminess Airbrush Makeup
505. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
506. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
507. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
508. 9:00 AM Universal Church
509. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
510. 10:00 AM Swap TV "Taylor and Peter"
     • TV-G
511. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
512. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy Hires a Maid"
513. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "The Indian Show"
514. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • TV-G
515. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Co-Host Andy Cohen; The Voice's Adam Levine; How to Survive a Disaster"
     • TV-G
516. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Teen Dads: The Real Story"
     • TV-PG
517. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "Did My Murdered Son Have a Baby?; If You're Still Cheating With Your Ex, Prove Your Baby Is Mine!"
     • TV-PG
518. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "You Ran Away While You Were Pregnant ... Is That My Baby?"
     • TV-14
519. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Deetz vs. Glass"
     • TV-PG
520. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Murphy vs. Jernigan"
     • TV-PG
521. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
522. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
     • TV-PG (L)
523. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "Hank and the Great Glass Elevator"
     • TV-PG
524. 7:30 PM The Office "Women's Appreciation"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
525. Thursday Night
526. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Educating Doug"
     • TV-G
527. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
528. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
529. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
530. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
531. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
532. 11:00 PM White Collar "Prisoner's Dilemma"
     • TV-PG (V)
533. Friday, May 31
534. 12:00 AM White Collar "Company Man"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
535. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
     • TV-PG (D)
536. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
     • TV-PG (L)
537. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
538. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
539. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
540. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Stress Position"
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
541. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "The Wedding of Bobby Hill"
     • TV-PG
542. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
543. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "Prom Night"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
544. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
545. 6:30 AM South Park "Jewbilee"
546. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
547. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
548. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
549. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
550. 9:00 AM Universal Church
551. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
552. 10:00 AM DragonFlyTV "Earth Explorations"
     • TV-G
553. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
554. 11:00 AM I Love Lucy "Lucy's Last Birthday"
555. 11:30 AM I Love Lucy "The Million Dollar Idea"
556. 12:00 PM The 700 Club
     • TV-G
557. 1:00 PM Anderson Live "Co-Host Keke Palmer; Scam Alert: Hidden Camera Investigation on Repair Ripoffs; Cheech Marin's Trivia Challenge Rematch With Anderson"
     • TV-G
558. 2:00 PM The Ricki Lake Show "Extreme Lives"
     • TV-PG (L)
559. 3:00 PM The Jeremy Kyle Show "Stop Pretending Your Baby Is My Brother's!; How Could Another Woman Describe My Husband's Naked Body?"
     • TV-PG
560. 4:00 PM The Trisha Goddard Show "Is My Lesbian Lover Cheating on Me With a Man?"
     • TV-14
561. 5:00 PM Judge Alex "Chatman vs. Dorinson"
     • TV-PG
562. 5:30 PM Divorce Court "Bonee vs. Bonee"
     • TV-PG
563. 6:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bird"
     • TV-PG (L)
564. 6:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
     • TV-PG
565. 7:00 PM King of the Hill "Now Who's the Dummy?"
     • TV-PG
566. 7:30 PM The Office "Beach Games"
     • TV-14
567. Friday Night
568. 8:00 PM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
     • TV-G
569. 8:30 PM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
     • TV-PG (D)
570. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
571. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
572. 10:00 PM Fox News at 7
     • NEW
573. 10:30 PM TMZ
     • NEW
     • TV-PG
574. 11:00 PM Monk "Mr. Monk and the 12th Man"
     • TV-PG (L,V)
575. Saturday, June 1
576. 12:00 AM Monk "Mr. Monk and the Paperboy"
     • TV-PG (V)
577. 1:00 AM Seinfeld "The Gum"
     • TV-PG (S)
578. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Visa"
     • TV-PG
579. 2:00 AM Fox News at 11
     • NEW
580. 2:30 AM TMZ
     • TV-PG
581. 3:00 AM Dish Nation
     • TV-14
582. 3:30 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Sex Club"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
583. 4:30 AM King of the Hill "Sleight of Hank"
     • TV-PG
584. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
585. 5:30 AM That '70s Show "A New Hope"
     • TV-PG (D,L)
586. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
587. 6:30 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"