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  2. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 3:30 AM The Middle "The Jump"
    • TV-PG
  4. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Unmentionable Problem"
    • TV-PG
  5. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Peter Pan Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  7. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  8. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Brother's Keeper"
    • TV-14  (L)
  9. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Kill My Mom; What Happened to Aly Yeoman?"
    • TV-PG
  10. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  11. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  12. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  13. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  14. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  15. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Won't Take the Test Unless She Passes"
    • TV-14
  16. 1:00 PM Maury "Everyone Gave Up ... Can a Psychic Help Me Find My Child?"
    • TV-14
  17. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "My Baby Was Beaten to Death"
    • TV-14
  18. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Baby ... Forgive Me"
    • TV-14
  19. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "My Man Is Too Young and Immature for Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM Maury "Your Baby Is Too Light ... That's Not My Son's Child!"
    • TV-14
  21. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Caught on Camera: Countdown to Murder; Family Betrayal?"
    • TV-PG
  22. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Denial"
    • TV-PG
  23. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  26. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  27. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Eve's Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Project Mandy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Fight or Flight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  30. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Connection Lost"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Something Fishy This Way Comes"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  32. Today
  33. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jillian Michaels"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 12:30 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Kearran Giovanni"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  36. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 3:30 AM The Middle "The Kiss"
    • TV-PG
  41. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Shins of the Father"
    • TV-PG
  42. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Angry Black Preacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  44. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  45. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Flipped"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  46. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Caught on Camera: Countdown to Murder; Family Betrayal?"
    • TV-PG
  47. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  48. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  49. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  50. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  51. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  52. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Preyed On My Daughter"
    • TV-14
  53. 1:00 PM Maury "Did You Cheat on My Mom and Get That Young Girl Pregnant?"
    • TV-14
  54. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Gave My Husband a Hall Pass, but He Got Her Pregnant"
    • TV-14
  55. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "T.H.O.T.-licious"
    • TV-14
  56. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Think My Girlfriend Is Cheating With My Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 5:00 PM Maury "DNA Secrets ... Did My Man Have a Baby With My Cousin?"
    • TV-14
  58. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Martha Morgan: Murder or Suicide?"
    • TV-PG
  59. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
    • TV-PG
  60. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  61. Tonight
  62. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  63. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  64. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Hard-Ass Teacher"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Parenting Bud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Closet? You'll Love It!"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Mirror Mirror and Money Movers"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  69. 11:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Warped, Wacky and Weird"
    • TV-PG
  70. Tomorrow
  71. 12:00 AM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Something Fishy This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  73. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  77. 3:30 AM The Middle "War of the Hecks"
    • TV-PG
  78. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Peggy the Boggle Champ"
    • TV-PG
  79. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "American Idol Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  81. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  82. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "30"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  83. 7:00 AM Christian Worship Hour
  84. 8:00 AM No-Fat Fried Foods - YES! Really!
  85. 9:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  86. 9:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  87. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Down on the Dairy"
    • TV-G
  88. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Calling Dr. Emily"
    • TV-G
  89. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Punkin Rocks"
    • TV-G
  90. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Luck Be a Lady"
    • TV-G
  91. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Chip Off the Old Block"
    • TV-G
  92. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Not So Good Fella"
    • TV-G
  93. 1:00 PM Save Our Shelter "Ohana Animal Rescue"
    • TV-G
  94. 1:30 PM Vacation Creation "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-G
  95. 2:00 PM Save to Win "Mother Knows Best?"
    • TV-G
  96. 2:30 PM Unlikely Animal Friends "Hello Kitty"
    • TV-G
  97. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "America's National Parks"
    • TV-G
  98. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Life on the Reef"
    • TV-G
  99. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Tooth Sleuth"
    • TV-G
  100. 4:30 PM On the Spot "What It's Worth, Interstellar, Origins"
    • TV-G
  101. 5:00 PM Fire With Fire
    • R
  102. 7:00 PM Pawn Stars "Boom or Bust"
    • TV-PG
  103. 7:30 PM Pawn Stars "Chum-parazzi"
    • TV-PG
  104. Tomorrow Night
  105. 8:00 PM Pawn Stars "Bikes and Blades"
    • TV-PG
  106. 8:30 PM Pawn Stars "Pedal to the Metal"
    • TV-PG
  107. 9:00 PM The Middle "Major Anxiety"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 9:30 PM The Middle "The Table"
    • TV-PG
  109. 10:00 PM Modern Family "My Funky Valentine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Fears"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 11:00 PM Bones "The Dentist in the Ditch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  112. Sunday, August 20
  113. 12:00 AM Bones "Death in the Saddle"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  114. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  115. 1:30 AM Person of Interest "The Fix"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  116. 2:30 AM Person of Interest "Witness"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  117. 3:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Best Supermarket Pranks!"
    • TV-PG
  118. 4:00 AM Seabiscuit
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  119. 7:00 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  120. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  121. 8:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  122. 9:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  123. 9:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  124. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley "Are You Walking With God?; In the Midst of Adversity"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  125. 11:00 AM REAL with Daniel Fusco
  126. 11:30 AM International Fellowship of Christians & Jews
    • TV-G
  127. 12:00 PM Improve Foot Health
  128. 12:30 PM How to Tighten Crepey Skin
  129. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  130. 2:00 PM PiYo Craze!
  131. 2:30 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  132. 3:00 PM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  133. 3:30 PM PiYo Craze!
  134. 4:00 PM 3 in 1 Tool- Best lawn tool ever!
  135. 4:30 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  136. 5:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Best Shocker Pranks!"
    • TV-PG
  137. 5:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Best Stunt Pranks!"
    • TV-PG
  138. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  141. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  142. Sunday Night
  143. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  144. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  145. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Changing Light Bulbs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Restaurant Opening"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Fifteen Percent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Moon Landing"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  151. Monday, August 21
  152. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  155. 1:30 AM Pawn Stars "Looney Dunes"
    • TV-PG
  156. 2:00 AM Pawn Stars "Say It Ain't So"
    • TV-PG
  157. 2:30 AM Elementary "On the Line"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  158. 3:30 AM Elementary "Tremors"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  159. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Worst Comedian Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "Bad Weatherman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Peter Pan Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  163. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  164. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Martha Morgan: Murder or Suicide?"
    • TV-PG
  165. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  166. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  167. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  168. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  169. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  170. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "If You're Not Happy, Why Do You Stay?"
    • TV-14
  171. 1:00 PM Maury "Your Son Is Covered in Hair ... I Can't Be His Father!"
    • TV-14
  172. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "If He Had Sex With a Man, We're Done!"
    • TV-14
  173. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Bad Boys Blindsided"
    • TV-14
  174. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I'm in Love With My Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm 19 ... Is My 35-Year-Old Boyfriend Cheating With My Mom?"
    • TV-14
  176. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Searching for Cole; Security Guard Serial Killer?"
    • TV-PG
  177. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  178. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  179. Monday Night
  180. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  181. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  182. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "April, Come She Will"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  183. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Mutton Busting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  184. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Grill, Interrupted"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  185. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Knock 'Em Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Star-Crossed"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  187. Tuesday, August 22
  188. 12:00 AM Hooten & the Lady "Rome"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  189. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  190. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  194. 3:30 AM The Middle "The Carpool"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Keeping Up With Our Joneses"
    • TV-PG
  196. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Double Rainbow Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  197. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  198. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  199. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Silencer"
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Searching for Cole; Security Guard Serial Killer?"
    • TV-PG
  201. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  203. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  204. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  205. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  206. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Found 100 Emails to Other Women"
    • TV-14
  207. 1:00 PM Maury "After the Threesome ... Did My Wife Have Another Man's Baby?"
    • TV-14
  208. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "A Family Affair Leads to Murder?"
    • TV-14
  209. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Girlfriends Split"
    • TV-14
  210. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Best of - Robert's Most Shocking Secrets Revealed!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 5:00 PM Maury "The DNA Will Prove It ... I Was Too Drunk to Make a Baby!"
    • TV-14
  212. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Deadly Grudge; Logan Is Missing"
    • TV-PG
  213. 7:00 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  214. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  215. Tuesday Night
  216. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  217. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  218. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Here's the Kicker"
    • TV-PG
  219. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "War Games"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Integrity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  221. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Patriot Games"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 11:00 PM The Flash "Duet"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  223. Wednesday, August 23
  224. 12:00 AM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Camelot/3000"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  225. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  226. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  228. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 3:30 AM The Middle "Hungry Games"
    • TV-PG
  231. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Plastic White Female"
    • TV-PG
  232. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "I Like Turtles Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  234. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  235. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Players"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  236. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Deadly Grudge; Logan Is Missing"
    • TV-PG
  237. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  238. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  239. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  240. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  241. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  242. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: You Didn't Know You Were 7 Months Pregnant?"
    • TV-14
  243. 1:00 PM Maury "The DNA Test Will Prove That I Do Not Have 15 Children!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  244. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Unexpected Results Lead to Chaos"
    • TV-14
  245. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Lesbians Over Easy"
    • TV-14
  246. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "Is My Sister a Ho or No?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 5:00 PM Maury "Your Fiance Tried to Sleep With Me ... Test Them Both!"
    • TV-14
  248. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Crime Watch Daily Special Investigation: Stolen for Sex"
    • TV-PG
  249. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  250. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  251. Wednesday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  253. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  254. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Rediscover America"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Sinkhole"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  256. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Crying Out Loud"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  257. 10:30 PM Modern Family "American Skyper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  258. 11:00 PM Arrow "Dangerous Liaisons"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  259. Thursday, August 24
  260. 12:00 AM Supernatural "The Future"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  261. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  262. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  266. 3:30 AM The Middle "The Award"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "The Company Man"
    • TV-PG
  268. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Reporter Who Can't Break Glass"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  270. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  271. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Rocket Man"
    • TV-14  (V)
  272. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Crime Watch Daily Special Investigation: Stolen for Sex"
    • TV-PG
  273. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  275. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  276. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  277. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  278. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Most Shocking Results"
    • TV-14
  279. 1:00 PM Maury "Are You Sleeping With My Best Friend? Test Them Both!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  280. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Sinister Acts Against Children?"
    • TV-14
  281. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Cuddling Gets Complicated"
    • TV-14
  282. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "My Husband Accused Me of Sleeping With His Brother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:00 PM Maury "3 DNA Tests Will Prove I'm Not the Father of These Babies!"
    • TV-14
  284. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Selfie Killer; Stolen Baby Picture"
    • TV-PG
  285. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  287. Thursday Night
  288. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  290. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "School Merger"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Mike Advises Mandy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  292. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Summer Lovin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  293. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Day Alex Left for College"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  294. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "A Big Round of Applause for Alyson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. Friday, August 25
  296. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Charles Esten 1"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 12:30 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Ralph Macchio"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  299. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  303. 3:30 AM The Middle "Vacation Days"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  304. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Texas City Twister"
    • TV-PG
  305. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Perfect Internet Video"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  307. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  308. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Bombshell"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  309. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Selfie Killer; Stolen Baby Picture"
    • TV-PG
  310. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  311. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  312. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  313. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  314. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  315. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Innocent, but He Still Abuses Me"
    • TV-14
  316. 1:00 PM Maury "You Slept With All of Our Co-Workers ... That's Not My Baby!"
    • TV-14
  317. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA Betrayal?"
    • TV-14
  318. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Hot Lesbian Action"
    • TV-14
  319. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Think My Husband Is Cheating on Me With Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 5:00 PM Maury "Did My Fiance Cheat and Have a Secret Love Child?"
    • TV-14
  321. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Mother Vanishes; Who Killed Melissa Sowders?"
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Apothecary Table"
    • TV-PG
  323. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  324. Friday Night
  325. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  326. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  327. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Big Shots"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  328. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Risky Behavior"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Closet Case"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 10:30 PM Modern Family "She Crazy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Dancing Broomstick, Fast Coins, and One Giant Buzzsaw"
    • TV-PG
  332. 11:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Crazy, Crazy Cards and Silly Silhouettes"
    • TV-PG
  333. Saturday, August 26
  334. 12:00 AM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "A Big Round of Applause for Alyson"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  336. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 3:30 AM The Middle "Stormy Moon"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying"
    • TV-PG
  342. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "How to Get European Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  344. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  345. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Endgame"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  346. 7:00 AM Christian Worship Hour
  347. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 9:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  350. 9:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  351. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "In Living Color"
    • TV-G
  352. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Bridge Over River Pol"
    • TV-G
  353. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "A Pig and a Pug"
    • TV-G
  354. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Hootie and the Yorkie"
    • TV-G
  355. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Healing a Hero"
    • TV-G
  356. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Feisty Frenchies"
    • TV-G
  357. 1:00 PM Save Our Shelter "Valley Humane Society"
    • TV-G
  358. 1:30 PM Vacation Creation "Captain for a Day"
    • TV-G
  359. 2:00 PM Save to Win "Who's the Boss?"
    • TV-G
  360. 2:30 PM Unlikely Animal Friends "Wild Bunch"
    • TV-G
  361. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Honeymoons"
    • TV-G
  362. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Creepy Crawlers"
    • TV-G
  363. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Hungry as a Bear"
    • TV-G
  364. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Are We There Yet?, On the Edge, Into the Wild"
    • TV-G
  365. 5:00 PM The Last Kiss
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  366. 7:00 PM Pawn Stars "Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  367. 7:30 PM Pawn Stars "The Amazing Chumlee"
    • TV-PG
  368. Saturday Night
  369. 8:00 PM Pawn Stars "Aw Shucks!"
    • TV-PG
  370. 8:30 PM Pawn Stars "Late Night Chum"
    • TV-PG
  371. 9:00 PM The Middle "The Sink Hole"
    • TV-PG
  372. 9:30 PM The Middle "The College Tour"
    • TV-PG
  373. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Game Changer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Benched"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  375. 11:00 PM Bones "The Devil in the Details"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  376. Sunday, August 27
  377. 12:00 AM Bones "The Secret in the Soil"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  379. 1:30 AM Person of Interest "Foe"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  380. 2:30 AM Person of Interest "Get Carter"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  381. 3:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Best Pranks in the Park!"
    • TV-PG
  382. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 5:00 AM A Shot in the Dark
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  385. 7:00 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  386. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley "Noah: Blameless Servant of God; Thanksgiving in the Midst of Adversity"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  391. 11:00 AM REAL with Daniel Fusco
  392. 11:30 AM International Fellowship of Christians & Jews
    • TV-G
  393. 12:00 PM Improve Foot Health
  394. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  395. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  396. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  397. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  398. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  399. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  400. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  401. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  402. 5:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Best Shopping Pranks!"
    • TV-PG
  403. 5:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Best Sports Pranks!"
    • TV-PG
  404. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  407. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  408. Sunday Night
  409. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-G
  410. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "The Gratitude List"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "The Dad Hat"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  413. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Truth Be Told"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Starry Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  417. Monday, August 28
  418. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  421. 1:30 AM Pawn Stars "Zoodoo"
    • TV-PG
  422. 2:00 AM Pawn Stars "Off the Hook"
    • TV-PG
  423. 2:30 AM Elementary "Internal Audit"
    • TV-14  (V)
  424. 3:30 AM Elementary "The Diabolical Kind"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  425. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Double Rainbow Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  426. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "I Like Turtles Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  427. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Reporter Who Can't Break Glass"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  429. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  430. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "A Mother Vanishes; Who Killed Melissa Sowders?"
    • TV-PG
  431. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  433. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  434. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  435. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  436. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Our Love Is Torture"
    • TV-14
  437. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  438. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did I Spend 4 Years in Prison Because of a Lie?"
    • TV-14
  439. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sexing My Transexual Sister's Boyfriend"
    • TV-14
  440. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  441. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  442. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Doctor's Deadly Orders"
    • TV-PG
  443. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  444. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Bullies"
    • TV-PG
  445. Monday Night
  446. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  447. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  448. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Changing Light Bulbs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  449. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Outdoor Man Grill"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  450. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Verdict"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  451. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The More You Ignore Me"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  452. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Distant Sun"
    • TV-14  (V)
  453. Tuesday, August 29
  454. 12:00 AM Hooten & the Lady "Cambodia"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  455. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  456. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14
  457. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men
    • TV-14
  458. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  460. 3:30 AM The Middle "The Smell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  461. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)"
    • TV-PG
  462. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "How to Draw Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  463. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Renewal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  466. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Doctor's Deadly Orders"
    • TV-PG
  467. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  469. 9:00 AM morning dose.
    • NEW
  470. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  471. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  472. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "My Daughter Tried to Poison Me"
    • TV-14
  473. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  474. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Your Story Is Shady"
    • TV-14
  475. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Countdown to a Breakup"
    • TV-14
  476. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
  477. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  478. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Supermodel Murder Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  479. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  480. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  481. Tuesday Night
  482. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  483. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  484. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Wedding Planning"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  485. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Helen Potts"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)