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  1. Yesterday
  2. 8:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  3. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  4. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  5. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  6. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  7. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sexy Cyber Hook-Ups"
    • TV-14
  8. 1:00 PM Maury "Did You Cheat and Have a Baby With My Cousin?"
    • TV-14
  9. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Mom, Why Don't You Believe He Abused Me?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  10. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Hipster Heartbreaks"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  11. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Deadbeat Dads With DNA Drama!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:00 PM Maury "My Best Friend Stole My Wife ... Is He My Son's Father?"
    • TV-14
  13. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "How Tami Duvall Killed Her Husband; Placerville Dead Husband"
    • TV-PG
  14. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  16. Last Night
  17. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  18. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  19. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  20. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  21. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Leap Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  22. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Send Out the Clowns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 11:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Progeny"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM Beauty and the Beast "The Getaway"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  26. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  27. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Oontz Oontz Oontz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Bwah My Nose"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Dirty Laundry"
    • TV-PG
  31. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  32. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Wind Chimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  33. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Tay Zonday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  34. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 5:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  36. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Monster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "How Tami Duvall Killed Her Husband; Placerville Dead Husband"
    • TV-PG
  38. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  39. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "A Real Drag"
    • TV-PG
  40. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  41. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  42. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  43. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Trailer Park Hustle"
    • TV-14
  44. 1:00 PM Maury "Did the Man I Love Have a Baby With My Best Friend?"
    • TV-14
  45. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Young Relationships Tested"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  46. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Bro, I Need to Tell You This ..."
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  47. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: Low Down, Deadbeat Parents!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 5:00 PM Maury "A Woman Claims She's Dating My Fiance ... Test Him!"
    • TV-14
  49. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Ed Graf Jr.; Susan Powell Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  50. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  51. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. Tonight
  53. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  54. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  55. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  56. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  57. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Election Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Last Walt"
    • TV-PG
  59. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Money Matters, Separation Anxiety and One Ninja Turtle"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  60. 11:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Separating Mind, Body and Spirit"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. Tomorrow
  62. 12:00 AM MADtv "Episode One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  64. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Shot a Little Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Uncool Customer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "The Final Shinsult"
    • TV-PG
  68. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  69. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Optimist"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Boom Goes the Dynamite Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  72. 5:30 AM Tai Cheng
  73. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Cuba Libre"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  74. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  75. 7:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  76. 8:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  77. 8:30 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  78. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 9:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  80. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Dog Days"
    • TV-G
  81. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Lost & Found"
    • TV-G
  82. 11:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Buzz Worthy"
    • TV-G
  83. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Chronicles of Troy"
    • TV-G
  84. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Yorkie Town"
    • TV-G
  85. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Spike's New Pal"
    • TV-G
  86. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bad Beagle"
    • TV-G
  87. 1:30 PM Save Our Shelter "SPARC"
    • TV-G
  88. 2:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Italian Tears of Joy"
    • TV-G
  89. 2:30 PM Hatched "Toasted Cone Holder"
    • TV-G
  90. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Ireland Vacation"
    • TV-G
  91. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals Helping Animals"
    • TV-G
  92. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Going Bats!"
    • TV-G
  93. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Mad Science, Get Creative, Fact or Fiction"
    • TV-G
  94. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Tour de Fail"
    • TV-PG
  95. 5:30 PM What Went Down "It's Raining Fails"
    • TV-PG
  96. 6:00 PM Biker Boyz
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  97. Tomorrow Night
  98. 8:00 PM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  99. 9:00 PM Elementary "Snow Angels"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  100. 10:00 PM Elementary "Dead Man's Switch"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  101. 11:00 PM Bones "The He in the She"
    • TV-14  (D)
  102. Sunday, July 31
  103. 12:00 AM Bones "The Baker in the Bits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  104. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  105. 1:35 AM Person of Interest "Asylum"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  106. 2:35 AM Person of Interest "YHWH"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  107. 3:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  108. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  110. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "Foul Ball Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Phil Davison"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  112. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing Up His Cape"
    • TV-PG
  113. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Above Par Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  114. 7:00 AM What Went Down "Tour de Fail"
    • TV-PG
  115. 7:30 AM What Went Down "It's Raining Fails"
    • TV-PG
  116. 8:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  117. 8:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  118. 9:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  119. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley
    • TV-G
  121. 11:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  122. 11:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  123. 12:00 PM Bye Bye Foundation
  124. 12:30 PM Landscaping Secrets
  125. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  126. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  127. 2:30 PM 21 DAY FIX
  128. 3:00 PM The First Family "The First Senior Discount"
    • TV-PG
  129. 3:30 PM Mr. Box Office "Marcus Gets Kung Pow'ed"
    • TV-PG
  130. 4:00 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  131. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  132. 5:00 PM The Promotion
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • R
  133. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. Sunday Night
  136. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  137. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  138. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  139. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. Monday, August 1
  145. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  148. 1:35 AM The Middle "Pam Freakin' Staggs"
    • TV-PG
  149. 2:05 AM The Middle "A Quarry Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 2:35 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Turning the Tables"
    • TV-PG
  151. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Art of Pranking"
    • TV-PG
  152. 3:33 AM Tosh.0 "Board Breaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  154. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 5:00 AM Tai Cheng
  156. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Tay Zonday"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  157. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  158. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  159. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Ed Graf Jr.; Susan Powell Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  160. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "I Beam You Scream"
    • TV-PG
  162. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  163. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  164. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  165. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "I Slept With My Twin Brother's Boyfriend"
    • TV-14
  166. 1:00 PM Maury "Is My Husband Cheating With Extra-Large Women? Test Him!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  167. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Our Brother Should Be in Jail"
    • TV-14
  168. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Fierce Fights"
    • TV-14
  169. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Scandalous Sex & Shameful Secrets!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm 55 ... You're 22 ... I Can't Be Your Baby's Father!"
    • TV-14
  171. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Three Cop Visits, One Still Missing Woman; Pueblo Teen Murder"
    • TV-PG
  172. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. Monday Night
  175. 8:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  176. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  177. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  179. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Planes, Trains and Cars"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  180. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Disneyland"
    • TV-PG
  181. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  182. Tuesday, August 2
  183. 12:00 AM Supergirl "Stronger Together"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  184. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  185. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Nancy Does Dallas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Leanne's Saga"
    • TV-PG
  189. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  190. 4:00 AM The Middle "Office Hours"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Bug in Mouth Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 5:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  193. 5:30 AM Tai Cheng
  194. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Cold Comfort"
    • TV-14  (V)
  195. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Three Cop Visits, One Still Missing Woman; Pueblo Teen Murder"
    • TV-PG
  196. 8:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Skincare Secrets
  197. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  198. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  199. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  200. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  201. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Peek a Boo ... I'm Leaving You"
    • TV-14
  202. 1:00 PM Maury "Swinging Gone Wrong! Which Man Is My Baby's Dad?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  203. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Not Hear the Results?"
    • TV-14
  204. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Back Up Booty Call"
    • TV-14
  205. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "No More Rumors & Lies...You're Busted!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:00 PM Maury "Did the Man I Love Cheat With 60 Women? Test Him!"
    • TV-14
  207. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Rookie Cop Kills; Beauty and the Priest"
    • TV-PG
  208. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  209. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. Tuesday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  212. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  213. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  214. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  215. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Tableau Vivant"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Baby on Board"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 11:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Misty May-Treanor"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 11:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Lyndie Greenwood"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. Wednesday, August 3
  220. 12:00 AM MADtv "Episode Two"
    • NEW
  221. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  222. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  224. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Born Again on the Fourth of July"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Junkie Business"
    • TV-PG
  226. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  227. 4:00 AM The Middle "Heck on a Hard Body"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  228. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Heavy Metal Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  229. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  231. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Legion"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  232. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Rookie Cop Kills; Beauty and the Priest"
    • TV-PG
  233. 8:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  234. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  235. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  236. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  237. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  238. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Man Stealers Slapped!"
    • TV-14
  239. 1:00 PM Maury "Teens Gone Wild ... Shocking Trends Caught on Video!"
    • TV-14
  240. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Abuse My 2-Year-Old Daughter, Steve -- Help Me"
    • TV-14
  241. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Is My Stripper Boyfriend Gay?"
    • TV-14
  242. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Zero Trust and LDT Busts!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 5:00 PM Maury "Your Twin Told Me You Cheated ... Are Your Two Babies Mine?"
    • TV-14
  244. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Monster Dad; Hollywood Joyride"
    • TV-PG
  245. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  246. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. Wednesday Night
  248. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  249. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  251. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  252. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Bringing Up Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Schooled"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Penn Plays With Fire"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. Thursday, August 4
  256. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Wil Wheaton"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 12:30 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Lolo Jones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  259. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Serves Me Right for Giving Gen. George S. Patton the Bathroom Key"
    • TV-PG
  262. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga"
    • TV-PG
  263. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  264. 4:00 AM The Middle "Orlando"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  265. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "The Kid Who Farted on the Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Skincare Secrets
  267. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Cherry Red"
    • TV-14  (L)
  269. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Monster Dad; Hollywood Joyride"
    • TV-PG
  270. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  272. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  273. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  274. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  275. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Nice Guys ... Finish Last"
    • TV-14
  276. 1:00 PM Maury "2 Babies ... 5 Men Tested ... Who's the Dad?"
    • TV-14
  277. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Your Sister Had Sex With Me in My Sleep"
    • TV-14
  278. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "The Fiesta Is Over"
    • TV-14
  279. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Dirty Histories...DNA Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm 51 ... Is My 34-Year-Old Fiance Cheating With My Daughter?"
    • TV-14
  281. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Porn Star Thrill Killers; Sins of the Son"
    • TV-PG
  282. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. Thursday Night
  285. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  286. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  287. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  288. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  289. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Snip"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Butler's Escape"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  291. 11:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "The Magnificent Eight"
    • TV-14  (V)
  292. Friday, August 5
  293. 12:00 AM Beauty and the Beast "Monsieur et Madame Bete"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  294. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  295. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  296. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Sex With an Animated Ed Asner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Bad News Bill"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  298. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Propane Boom I"
    • TV-PG
  299. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  300. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Wonderful World of Hecks"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  301. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Phillies Taser Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 5:30 AM TAI Cheng
  304. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Blink"
    • TV-14
  305. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Porn Star Thrill Killers; Sins of the Son"
    • TV-PG
  306. 8:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  307. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Recycling Grandma"
    • TV-PG
  308. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  309. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  310. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  311. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Smashed and Passed"
    • TV-14
  312. 1:00 PM Maury "Did My Husband Cheat and Get 2 Women Pregnant?"
    • TV-14
  313. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Liars Caught in the Act"
    • TV-14
  314. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Drama Queens Dethroned"
    • TV-14
  315. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Relationships on Fire! Your Mate's a Cheating Liar!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 5:00 PM Maury "We Both Love Your Baby ... But Which One of Us Is the Dad?"
    • TV-14
  317. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Behind the Viral Video With Over 50 Million Views; The Women Who Knew Too Much?"
    • TV-PG
  318. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  319. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. Friday Night
  321. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  322. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  323. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  324. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  325. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Open House of Horrors"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  326. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Techno Magic, Quick Change and a Guillotine"
    • TV-PG
  328. 11:30 PM Masters of Illusion "A Magical Smorgasbord"
    • TV-PG
  329. Saturday, August 6
  330. 12:00 AM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Penn Plays With Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  332. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Manger Baby Einstein"
    • TV-PG
  335. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  336. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  337. 4:00 AM The Middle "Unbraceable You"
    • TV-PG
  338. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Drunk Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  341. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Graansha"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  342. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:30 AM Landscaping Secrets
  344. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  345. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  346. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Big Rabbit, Mini Pig"
    • TV-G
  348. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "The Clinic Grows"
    • TV-G
  349. 11:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Tough Scruff"
    • TV-G
  350. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Dasher and Riley"
    • TV-G
  351. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Playing Ruff"
    • TV-G
  352. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Great Mistakes"
    • TV-G
  353. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Major Pain"
    • TV-G
  354. 1:30 PM Save Our Shelter "Williamson County Animal Center"
    • TV-G
  355. 2:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "A Broadway Horse of Course"
    • TV-G
  356. 2:30 PM Hatched "Naiwbe"
    • TV-G
  357. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Off the Beaten Path: The Mediterranean"
    • TV-G
  358. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Hybrid Animals"
    • TV-G
  359. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Water Lovers"
    • TV-G
  360. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Mystery Solved, Ridiculous Theories, Supernatural"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  361. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Around the World in 80 Fails"
    • TV-PG
  362. 5:30 PM What Went Down "The History of the Fail"
    • TV-PG
  363. 6:00 PM Hostage
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  364. Saturday Night
  365. 8:00 PM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  366. 9:00 PM Elementary "A Landmark Story"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  367. 10:00 PM Elementary "Risk Management"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  368. 11:00 PM Bones "The Skull in the Sculpture"
    • TV-14  (D)
  369. Sunday, August 7
  370. 12:00 AM Bones "The Putter in the Rough"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  372. 1:35 AM Person of Interest "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  373. 2:35 AM Person of Interest "Ghosts"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  374. 3:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  375. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "Bug in Mouth Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Heavy Metal Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Ride of a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG
  380. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  381. 7:00 AM What Went Down "Around the World in 80 Fails"
    • TV-PG
  382. 7:30 AM What Went Down "The History of the Fail"
    • TV-PG
  383. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  384. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 9:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  386. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley
    • TV-G
  387. 11:00 AM XFINITY Home from Comcast
  388. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  390. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  391. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  392. 2:00 PM Tai Chi Master!
  393. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  394. 3:00 PM The First Family
    • TV-PG
  395. 3:30 PM Mr. Box Office
    • TV-PG
  396. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  397. 4:30 PM Landscaping Secrets
  398. 5:00 PM Full Out
    • TV-G
    • NR
  399. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. Sunday Night
  402. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  405. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  406. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  408. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  409. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. Monday, August 8
  411. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  413. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  414. 1:35 AM The Middle "Hecks on a Train"
    • TV-PG
  415. 2:05 AM The Middle "The Answer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  416. 2:35 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Jig and Jiggle"
    • TV-PG
  417. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags "License to Prank"
    • TV-PG
  418. 3:33 AM Tosh.0 "The Kid Who Farted on the Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  421. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Phillies Taser Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  423. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  424. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  425. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Behind the Viral Video With Over 50 Million Views; The Women Who Knew Too Much?"
    • TV-PG
  426. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Do You Want Fleas With That?"
    • TV-PG
  428. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  429. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  430. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  431. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sister Showdown"
    • TV-14
  432. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  433. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Why Is My 15-Month-Old Daughter Dead?"
    • TV-14
  434. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Men Acting Fishy"
    • TV-14
  435. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Why Be A Father If You Can't Even Bother?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 5:00 PM Maury "We're Back for More Tests ... Are the Men We Love Cheating?"
    • TV-14
  437. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Catch Me if You Can; False Testimony"
    • TV-PG
  438. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  439. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  440. Monday Night
  441. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  442. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  443. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  444. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  445. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Arrested"
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Mistery Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Fight or Flight"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  448. Tuesday, August 9
  449. 12:00 AM Supergirl "Livewire"
    • TV-14  (V)
  450. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  451. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  452. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Uh-Oh Canada"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  454. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Peggy's Turtle Song"
    • TV-PG
  455. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  456. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Loneliest Locker"
    • TV-PG
  457. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Leprechaun in Mobile"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  458. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  459. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  460. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "A Person of Interest"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  461. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Catch Me if You Can; False Testimony"
    • TV-PG
  462. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  463. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caffeinated Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  464. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  465. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  466. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  467. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Bros Get Brutal"
    • TV-14
  468. 1:00 PM Maury "You Texted Nude Photos ... I'll Prove You're Cheating!"
    • TV-14
  469. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Devastating DNA"
    • TV-14
  470. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Epic Boyfriend Betrayal"
    • TV-14
  471. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "DNA, Don't Bother ... You're the Father!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  472. 5:00 PM Maury "4 Babies ... 4 Men Tested ... Who's the Dad?"
    • TV-14
  473. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Custody Battle Leads to Murder Plot; Killer Stepmom"
    • TV-PG
  474. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. Tuesday Night
  477. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  478. 8:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  479. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  480. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  481. 10:00 PM Modern Family "When a Tree Falls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  482. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Diamond in the Rough"
    • TV-PG
  483. 11:00 PM The Flash "Running to Stand Still"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  484. Wednesday, August 10
  485. 12:00 AM MADtv "Episode Three"
    • NEW
  486. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  487. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  488. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  489. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "The Boy Can't Help It"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  490. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "And They Call It Bobby Love"
    • TV-PG
  491. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  492. 4:00 AM The Middle "Major Anxiety"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  493. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Eli Porter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  494. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  495. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  496. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Zoonotic"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  497. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Custody Battle Leads to Murder Plot; Killer Stepmom"
    • TV-PG
  498. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  499. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Jurassic Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  500. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  501. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  502. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  503. 12:00 PM