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  2. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Got the Willies"
    • TV-PG
  3. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "The Wedding of Bobby Hill"
    • TV-PG
  4. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  5. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Waiting Game"
    • TV-PG
  6. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Spoiler Alert: Oscars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  8. 5:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  9. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "F.P.S."
    • TV-14
  10. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Serial Killer Victim; Fake Surgical Hardware"
    • TV-PG
  11. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  12. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Optimus Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  13. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  14. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  15. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  16. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Party Springer Style"
    • TV-14
  17. 1:00 PM Maury "We Had a Threesome ... One of You Is My Baby's Father!"
    • TV-14
  18. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did My Boyfriend Download Child Porn?"
    • TV-14
  19. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sorry Sis, Your Man Is Fair Game"
    • TV-14
  20. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of Mothers & Daughters Divided!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 5:00 PM Maury "Is My Little Brother Sleeping With the Woman I Love? Test Them"
    • TV-14
  22. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Assault With a Deadly Disease; Barrels of Horrors"
    • TV-PG
  23. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  24. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. Last Night
  26. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  27. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  28. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  29. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  30. 10:00 PM Modern Family "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 10:30 PM Modern Family "ClosetCon '13"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Juggle, Juggle, Penn's in Trouble"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  33. Today
  34. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Lea Thompson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 12:30 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Joey Fatone"
    • TV-14  (D)
  36. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  37. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (L)
  39. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Westie Side Story"
    • TV-PG
  40. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Sleight of Hank"
    • TV-PG
  41. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  42. 4:00 AM The Middle "Operation Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  45. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  46. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Mad Hops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Assault With a Deadly Disease; Barrels of Horrors"
    • TV-PG
  48. 8:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  49. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Junior Pranksters"
    • TV-PG
  50. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  51. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  52. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  53. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Tranny Bomb!"
    • TV-14
  54. 1:00 PM Maury "Sizzling Summer Throwback Thursday!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  55. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "These Accusations Are Criminal"
    • TV-14
  56. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Selfish Singles Get Slapped!"
    • TV-14
  57. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: DNA Dilemmas And Lusty Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:00 PM Maury "DNA Will Prove My Wife Had a White Man's Baby!"
    • TV-14
  59. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Heather Elvis Update; Doomsday Dater"
    • TV-PG
  60. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. Tonight
  63. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  65. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  66. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  67. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Old Man & the Tree"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 11:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "River of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  70. Tomorrow
  71. 12:00 AM Beauty and the Beast "Meet the New Beast"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  72. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  73. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Boompa Loved His Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Unmentionable Problem"
    • TV-PG
  76. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Jon Vitti Presents: Return to La Grunta"
    • TV-PG
  77. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  78. 4:00 AM The Middle "Siblings and Sombreros"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  79. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Bad Ventriloquist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  81. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Unrequited"
    • TV-14
  83. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Heather Elvis Update; Doomsday Dater"
    • TV-PG
  84. 8:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  85. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Gift of Gag"
    • TV-PG
  86. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  87. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  88. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  89. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Housewives Desperate and Dumped"
    • TV-14
  90. 1:00 PM Maury "Did My Husband Have a Secret Love Child With My Niece?"
    • TV-14
  91. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "He's Taken 3 DNA Tests: Will You Believe the Results?"
    • TV-14
  92. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Ratchet Rejections"
    • TV-14
  93. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Biggest DNA Dramas!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 5:00 PM Maury "Affairs, Lying and Stealing ... Expose My Husband's Double Life!"
    • TV-14
  95. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Killer Sex; Clean Drug Test Bribery"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  98. Tomorrow Night
  99. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  100. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  102. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  103. 10:00 PM Modern Family "And One to Grow On"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  104. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Under Pressure"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Extreme Levitations, Mind Melds, and Water into Wine"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  106. 11:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Altered States, Great Escapes, and the Return of the Mask"
    • TV-PG
  107. Saturday, August 27
  108. 12:00 AM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Juggle, Juggle, Penn's in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  109. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  110. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Shins of the Father"
    • TV-PG
  113. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Escape From Party Island"
    • TV-PG
  114. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  115. 4:00 AM The Middle "Food Courting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Fat Bottle Ninja"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  117. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  118. 5:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  119. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Pas De Deux"
    • TV-14
  120. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 7:30 AM Landscaping Secrets
  122. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  123. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  124. 9:30 AM Nip&Tuck: Transformations
  125. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Winter Is Coming"
    • TV-G
  126. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Picture Pol-fect"
    • TV-G
  127. 11:00 AM Dog Town, USA "Change for Penny"
    • TV-G
  128. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The Bandit and the Bulldog"
    • TV-G
  129. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "No Funny Business"
    • TV-G
  130. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Trials by Mateo"
    • TV-G
  131. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Sheltie Academy"
    • TV-G
  132. 1:30 PM Save Our Shelter "West Vancouver BCSPCA"
    • TV-G
  133. 2:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Dreams of the Virgin Islands"
    • TV-G
  134. 2:30 PM Hatched "Hydroz"
    • TV-G
  135. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Boat Races"
    • TV-G
  136. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals With Jobs"
    • TV-G
  137. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Fierce and Frightening"
    • TV-G
  138. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Lights-Camera-Action, Get Creative, Record Breakers"
    • TV-G
  139. 5:00 PM What Went Down "One Sweet Fail"
    • TV-PG
  140. 5:30 PM What Went Down "Random Acts of Failure"
    • TV-PG
  141. 6:00 PM Paid Programming
  142. 6:30 PM Unknown
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • NR
  143. Saturday Night
  144. 8:00 PM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  145. 9:00 PM Elementary "Solve for X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  146. 10:00 PM Elementary "We Are Everyone"
    • TV-14  (V)
  147. 11:00 PM Bones "The Bone That Blew"
    • TV-14  (D)
  148. Sunday, August 28
  149. 12:00 AM Bones "The Lost in the Found"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  150. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  151. 1:35 AM Person of Interest "Witness"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  152. 2:35 AM Person of Interest "Foe"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  153. 3:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  154. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  155. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  156. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "X12"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Spoiler Alert: Oscars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Fast and the Funniest"
    • TV-PG
  159. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Hook, Line & Prankster"
    • TV-PG
  160. 7:00 AM What Went Down "One Sweet Fail"
    • TV-PG
  161. 7:30 AM What Went Down "Random Acts of Failure"
    • TV-PG
  162. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  163. 9:00 AM Nip&Tuck: Transformations
  164. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley "What Does Obedience Require?; Victory Over Rejection"
    • TV-G
  166. 11:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  167. 11:30 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  168. 12:00 PM Tai Chi Master!
  169. 12:30 PM Landscaping Secrets
  170. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  171. 2:00 PM Bye Bye Foundation
  172. 2:30 PM Nip&Tuck: Transformations
  173. 3:00 PM The First Family "The First Roast"
    • TV-PG
  174. 3:30 PM Mr. Box Office "Crya-No You Didn't"
    • TV-PG
  175. 4:00 PM Best Pan Ever!
  176. 5:00 PM Red Eye
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  177. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. Sunday Night
  180. 8:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  181. 8:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  182. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  183. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  184. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Won't You Be Our Neighbor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Halloween 3: AwesomeLand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. Monday, August 29
  189. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  190. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  192. 1:35 AM The Middle "The Block Party"
    • TV-PG
  193. 2:05 AM The Middle "The Front Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 2:35 AM Just for Laughs Gags "ESP: Extra Special Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  195. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Behold Old Prankful"
    • TV-PG
  196. 3:33 AM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 4:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  198. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Bad Ventriloquist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  202. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  203. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Killer Sex; Clean Drug Test Bribery"
    • TV-PG
  204. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Head-Banging Fun"
    • TV-PG
  206. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  207. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  208. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  209. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Tag Team Fights"
    • TV-14
  210. 1:00 PM Maury "I Cheated On Michael With Jeff ... Which Man Is the Dad?"
    • TV-14
  211. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Am I in Love With a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  212. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sisters Step Up to Throwdown"
    • TV-14
  213. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Stop Fueling the Fire ... You're a Dirty Liar!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 5:00 PM Maury "Did My Boyfriend Cheat With My Sister and a Decoy?"
    • TV-14
  215. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Suicide or Murder?; Where's Ayla?"
    • TV-PG
  216. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. Monday Night
  219. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  220. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  221. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wait Out"
    • TV-PG
  223. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Three Dinners"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 10:30 PM Modern Family "iSpy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Blood Bonds"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  226. Tuesday, August 30
  227. 12:00 AM Supergirl "Childish Things"
    • TV-14  (V)
  228. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  229. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Peggy the Boggle Champ"
    • TV-PG
  232. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Love Hurts and So Does Art"
    • TV-PG
  233. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  234. 4:00 AM The Middle "Two of a Kind"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "The Illusion"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  237. 5:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  238. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Mis-Labeled"
    • TV-14
  239. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Suicide or Murder?; Where's Ayla?"
    • TV-PG
  240. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  241. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Fall-Down Funny"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  243. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  244. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  245. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Springer Madness"
    • TV-14
  246. 1:00 PM Maury "Who Needs a Polygraph Test? ... The Video Proves You're Cheating!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  247. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Intense Reactions"
    • TV-14
  248. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sorry Not Sorry"
    • TV-14
  249. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Betrayed & Abused by My Bad Mom!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm 56 ... Stop This 24-Year-Old From Pinning Her Baby On Me!"
    • TV-14
  251. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Sins of a Priest; Natalie Wood"
    • TV-PG
  252. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  254. Tuesday Night
  255. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  256. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG
  258. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  259. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  260. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 11:00 PM The Flash "Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  262. Wednesday, August 31
  263. 12:00 AM MADtv "Episode Five"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  264. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  265. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  266. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Keeping Up With Our Joneses"
    • TV-PG
  268. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Hank's Cowboy Movie"
    • TV-PG
  269. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  270. 4:00 AM The Middle "While You Were Sleeping"
    • TV-PG
  271. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Plus-Size Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 5:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  274. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Shrink-Wrapped"
    • TV-14  (V)
  275. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Sins of a Priest; Natalie Wood"
    • TV-PG
  276. 8:00 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  277. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "She's a Knockout"
    • TV-PG
  278. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  279. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  280. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  281. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Strip Club Threesome"
    • TV-14
  282. 1:00 PM Maury "I Wasn't the Dad the First Time...Test Me Again for Your Other Child!"
    • TV-14
  283. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Blindsided by Results"
    • TV-14
  284. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Mistresses Smoked Out"
    • TV-14
  285. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "There's No Doubt...If You Cheated You're Out!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 5:00 PM Maury "The Tests Will Prove Your Fiance Got Me Pregnant!"
    • TV-14
  287. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Elizabeth Smart; Bad Teacher?"
    • TV-PG
  288. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. Wednesday Night
  291. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  292. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  294. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Foundation"
    • TV-PG
  295. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Other People's Children"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  297. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Here's Moxie!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. Thursday, September 1
  299. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Katie Cassidy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  300. 12:30 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Tamera Mowry-Housley"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  302. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  303. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Plastic White Female"
    • TV-PG
  305. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Dog Dale Afternoon"
    • TV-PG
  306. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  307. 4:00 AM The Middle "Mother's Day Reservations"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  308. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "BK Chicken Fries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  310. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "The Saint"
    • TV-14
  312. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Elizabeth Smart; Bad Teacher?"
    • TV-PG
  313. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  314. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing to Sneeze At"
    • TV-PG
  315. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  316. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  317. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  318. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "You Slept With Her for Rent?"
    • TV-14
  319. 1:00 PM Maury "Don't Lie! Did You Give My Engagement Ring to Your Mistress?"
    • TV-14
  320. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Registered Sex Offender Clears His Name?"
    • TV-14
  321. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "My Virgin Sister Wants My Man"
    • TV-14
  322. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Daddy's DNA Doesn't Lie!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 5:00 PM Maury "Race DNA Drama ... That Baby Is Too Dark to Be Mine!"
    • TV-14
  324. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Mormon Murders; Zipcar Hacking"
    • TV-PG
  325. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  326. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. Thursday Night
  328. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  329. 8:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  330. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  331. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soul Mate"
    • TV-PG
  332. 10:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 11:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. Friday, September 2
  336. 12:00 AM Beauty and the Beast "The Getaway"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  337. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  338. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  339. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "The Company Man"
    • TV-PG
  341. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Revenge of the Lutefish"
    • TV-PG
  342. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  343. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Graduate"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  344. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Hey, Baby Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Conscience"
    • TV-14
  348. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Mormon Murders; Zipcar Hacking"
    • TV-PG
  349. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  350. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Little Park of Horrors"
    • TV-PG
  351. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  352. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  353. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  354. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Dogged on Springer"
    • TV-14
  355. 1:00 PM Maury "Stop Lying to Your Wife ... You Are My Son's Father!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  356. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Your Story Keeps Changing: Are You Lying?"
    • TV-14
  357. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "The Stripper Life"
    • TV-14
  358. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Get off Your Feet ... You're an Awful Deadbeat!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 5:00 PM Maury "Did My Husband Cheat and Have a Secret Love Child?"
    • TV-14
  360. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Murdered on Vacation; Deadly Edibles"
    • TV-PG
  361. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  362. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  363. Friday Night
  364. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-PG
  365. 8:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  366. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  367. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  368. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Money Matters, Separation Anxiety and One Ninja Turtle"
    • TV-PG
  371. 11:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Techno Magic, Quick Change and a Guillotine"
    • TV-PG
  372. Saturday, September 3
  373. 12:00 AM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "The Great Escape"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  375. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "King of the Ant Hill"
    • TV-PG
  378. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Death and Taxes"
    • TV-PG
  379. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  380. 4:00 AM The Middle "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  381. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Fired for Being Too Hot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 5:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  384. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Ill-Bred"
    • TV-14
  385. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 7:30 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  387. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  388. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  389. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Prickly Problem"
    • TV-G
  391. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Chasing Tom"
    • TV-G
  392. 11:00 AM Dog Town, USA "World's Largest Cricket"
    • TV-G
  393. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Ollie"
    • TV-G
  394. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bookin' Booker"
    • TV-G
  395. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Love Pack"
    • TV-G
  396. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Neighborhood Bark Party"
    • TV-G
  397. 1:30 PM Save Our Shelter "Abbotsford BCSPCA"
    • TV-G
  398. 2:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios "Super Sweet Snuba"
    • TV-G
  399. 2:30 PM Hatched "Comfortwear"
    • TV-G
  400. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Road Trips: Alaska & Canada"
    • TV-G
  401. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Amazing Climbers"
    • TV-G
  402. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Fast, Fierce and Flightless"
    • TV-G
  403. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Mystery Solved, Ridiculous Theories, Supernatural"
    • TV-G
  404. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Fails for Sale"
    • TV-PG
  405. 5:30 PM What Went Down "The Final Fail"
    • TV-PG
  406. 6:00 PM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  407. Saturday Night
  408. 8:00 PM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  409. 9:00 PM Elementary "Poison Pen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  410. 10:00 PM Elementary "An Unnatural Arrangement"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  411. 11:00 PM Bones "Double Trouble in the Panhandle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. Sunday, September 4
  413. 12:00 AM Bones "The Verdict in the Victims"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  414. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  415. 1:35 AM Person of Interest "Get Carter"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  416. 2:35 AM Person of Interest "Number Crunch"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  417. 3:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  418. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  419. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  420. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "The Illusion"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  421. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Plus-Size Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  422. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "She's a Knockout"
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing to Sneeze At"
    • TV-PG
  424. 7:00 AM What Went Down "Fails for Sale"
    • TV-PG
  425. 7:30 AM What Went Down "The Final Fail"
    • TV-PG
  426. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  427. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 9:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  429. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley "Making Wise Decisions; Victory Over Anger"
    • TV-G
  430. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  433. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  434. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  435. 2:00 PM Tai Chi Master!
  436. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  437. 3:00 PM The First Family
    • TV-PG
  438. 3:30 PM Mr. Box Office
    • TV-PG
  439. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  440. 4:30 PM Bye Bye Foundation
  441. 5:00 PM Purple Violets
    • TV-14  (D,S)
    • NR
  442. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  443. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. Sunday Night
  445. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  446. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  447. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  448. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  449. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Queer Eyes, Full Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  450. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Three Turkeys"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  453. Monday, September 5
  454. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  455. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  457. 1:35 AM The Middle "The Scratch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  458. 2:05 AM The Middle "Siblings"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  459. 2:35 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Head-Banging Fun"
    • TV-PG
  460. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Fall-Down Funny"
    • TV-PG
  461. 3:33 AM Tosh.0 "BK Chicken Fries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  462. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  463. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  464. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  465. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Hey, Baby Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  466. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  467. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  468. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Murdered on Vacation; Deadly Edibles"
    • TV-PG
  469. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Ultimate Spit-Take"
    • TV-PG
  471. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  472. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  473. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  474. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  475. 1:00 PM Maury
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  476. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "One of You Intentionally Broke This Baby's Leg"
    • TV-14
  477. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Smash and Dash"
    • TV-14
  478. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Murder, Deception & DNA!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  480. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Nurse Murder; Record Company Phony"
    • TV-PG
  481. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  482. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  483. Monday Night
  484. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  485. 8:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  486. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  487. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Kicks"
    • TV-PG
  488. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  489. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  490. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Strange Visitor From Another Planet"
    • TV-14  (V)
  491. Tuesday, September 6
  492. 12:00 AM Supergirl "Bizarro"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  493. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  494. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  495. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  496. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Texas City Twister"
    • TV-PG
  497. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Wings of the Dope"
    • TV-PG
  498. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  499. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Cheerleader"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  500. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Ready to Mingle"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  501. 5:00 AM Paid Programming