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  2. 2:30 PM Rock the Park "Santa Monica Mountains: From Canyons to Coast"
    • TV-G
  3. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Living Well in Latvia"
    • TV-G
  4. 3:30 PM State to State "East Coast Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  5. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Fast, Fierce and Flightless"
    • TV-G
  6. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Globetrotting, Origins, On the Menu"
    • TV-G
  7. 5:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  8. 6:00 PM Hostage
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  9. Last Night
  10. 8:00 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 8:30 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 9:00 PM Family Guy "No Meals on Wheels"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  13. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Boys Do Cry"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 11:00 PM Bones "The Skull in the Desert"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  17. Today
  18. 12:00 AM Bones "The Twist in the Plot"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  19. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  20. 1:35 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "The Shoot Down Order"
    • TV-PG
  21. 2:05 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Seeing Is Believing"
    • TV-PG
  22. 2:35 AM The Pinkertons "Review"
    • TV-PG
  23. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  24. 4:00 AM 21 Day Fix
  25. 4:30 AM Medical Breakthroughs for Fast, Safe Solutions to Joint Problems
  26. 5:00 AM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14  (V)
  27. 5:30 AM Futurama "Murder on the Planet Express"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  28. 6:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "The Shoot Down Order"
    • TV-PG
  29. 6:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Seeing Is Believing"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:00 AM What Went Down "Much Ado About Failing"
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:30 AM What Went Down "Raging Fail"
    • TV-PG
  32. 8:00 AM 21 Day Fix
  33. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  34. 9:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  35. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  36. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley "Loving God"
    • TV-G
  37. 11:00 AM XFINITY Home from Comcast
  38. 11:30 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  39. 12:00 PM Portable Cooktop
  40. 12:30 PM 21 Day Fix
  41. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  42. 2:00 PM Portable Cooktop
  43. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  44. 3:00 PM Best Portable Cooktop
  45. 3:30 PM XFINITY Home from Comcast
  46. 4:00 PM Never Fear Power Outages
  47. 4:30 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  48. 5:00 PM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14  (V)
  49. 5:30 PM Futurama "Murder on the Planet Express"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  50. 6:00 PM What Went Down "Much Ado About Failing"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:30 PM What Went Down "Raging Fail"
    • TV-PG
  52. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Jump"
    • TV-PG
  53. 7:30 PM The Middle "Thanksgiving V"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  54. Tonight
  55. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  56. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  58. 9:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  59. 10:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  60. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  61. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. Tomorrow
  63. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  66. 1:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 2:35 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  69. 3:05 AM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  70. 3:35 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  71. 4:00 AM Portable Cooktop
  72. 4:30 AM 21 Day Fix
  73. 5:00 AM Hostage
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  74. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Twins"
    • TV-PG
  75. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "There's No Business Like Shoe Business"
    • TV-PG
  76. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  78. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  79. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "Extremely Loud and Too Close"
    • TV-14
  80. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Most Shocking Results"
    • TV-14
  81. 1:00 PM Maury "Is My Fiance or His Best Friend My Baby's Dad?"
    • TV-14
  82. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Scared She Might Kill My Son"
    • TV-14
  83. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Stone Cold Sisters"
    • TV-14
  84. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Greedy & Needy Lifestyle of Sugar Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:00 PM Maury "My Fiance Is a Cab Driver ... Is He Giving Free Rides for Sex?"
    • TV-14
  86. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  87. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  88. 7:00 PM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 7:30 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. Tomorrow Night
  91. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  94. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  95. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Las Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  96. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  97. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Star Spangled Magic"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  98. Tuesday, September 1
  99. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Bill Nye"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  100. 12:30 AM Significant Mother "Suffering & Scuccotash"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  101. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  102. 1:35 AM The Middle "The Jeans"
    • TV-PG
  103. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  104. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  106. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With the Bullies"
    • TV-PG
  107. 4:05 AM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Jeans"
    • TV-PG
  109. 5:00 AM Portable Cooktop
  110. 5:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  111. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Scared She Might Kill My Son"
    • TV-14
  112. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Office Feud"
    • TV-PG
  113. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "The Anniversary Show"
    • TV-PG
  114. 8:00 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  115. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  116. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  117. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "Breakups and Beatdowns"
    • TV-14
  118. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Molestation: He Said He Could Beat Your Test"
    • TV-14
  119. 1:00 PM Maury "Did My Fiance Cheat While I Was Pregnant?"
    • TV-14
  120. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Surprise Results"
    • TV-14
  121. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "I Cheated Because You're Pregnant"
    • TV-14
  122. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Time to Expose My Cheating Girl!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 5:00 PM Maury "My Sister Needs to Know ... Her Man Is My Baby's Father!"
    • TV-14
  124. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  125. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  126. 7:00 PM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 7:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. Tuesday Night
  129. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  132. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  133. 10:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Dance Dance Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  135. 11:00 PM The Flash "Out of Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  136. Wednesday, September 2
  137. 12:00 AM iZombie "Dead Rat, Live Rat, Brown Rat, White Rat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  138. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  139. 1:35 AM The Middle "The Neighbor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  141. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  143. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  144. 4:05 AM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Neighbor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  146. 5:00 AM Body Beast!
  147. 5:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  148. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: Surprise Results"
    • TV-14
  149. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "The Real Deal"
    • TV-PG
  150. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "Charmed Lives"
    • TV-PG
  151. 8:00 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  152. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  153. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  154. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "Striptacular"
    • TV-14
  155. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Check My Man, I Know He's Cheating"
    • TV-14
  156. 1:00 PM Maury "2 Angry Moms ... 2 Babies ... Is Alonzo the Father?"
    • TV-14
  157. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "5-Week-Old Dies ... Was Mom Neglectful?"
    • TV-14
  158. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "WCW: Women Crushed Wednesday"
    • TV-14
  159. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Furious Females Confront Their Lovers!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 5:00 PM Maury "I Know You Cheated on Me With Your Brother ... Test Them Both!"
    • TV-14
  161. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  162. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  163. 7:00 PM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  164. 7:30 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  165. Wednesday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  169. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  170. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Boys' Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  172. 11:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guy Who Gets a Hickey"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  173. Thursday, September 3
  174. 12:00 AM A Wicked Offer "Wurst Taste Scenario"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L)
  175. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  176. 1:35 AM The Middle "The Interview"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  177. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  180. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  181. 4:05 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Interview"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  183. 5:00 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  184. 5:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  185. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "5-Week-Old Dies ... Was Mom Neglectful?"
    • TV-14
  186. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Our Fiftieth Episode"
    • TV-PG
  187. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "Daddy's Little Montague Girl"
    • TV-PG
  188. 8:00 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  189. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  190. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  191. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "Bring That Booty"
    • TV-14
  192. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Brothers Stand Accused of Molestation"
    • TV-14
  193. 1:00 PM Maury "Is My Fiance's Father Helping Him Cheat? Test Him!"
    • TV-14
  194. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Trusted My Boyfriend: Is He a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  195. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "I Was Set Up!"
    • TV-14
  196. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Foul Play and DNA!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm 25 ... DNA Will Prove this 50-Year-Old Is My Baby's Dad!"
    • TV-14
  198. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  199. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  200. 7:00 PM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 7:30 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. Thursday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  204. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  206. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  207. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 11:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Patient X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  210. Friday, September 4
  211. 12:00 AM Arrow "Broken Arrow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  212. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  213. 1:35 AM The Middle "The Yelling"
    • TV-PG
  214. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  215. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  217. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  218. 4:05 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  219. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Yelling"
    • TV-PG
  220. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 5:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  222. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Trusted My Boyfriend: Is He a Molester?"
    • TV-14
  223. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Sleeping"
    • TV-PG
  224. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "The Hickey"
    • TV-PG
  225. 8:00 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
  226. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  227. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  228. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "Teen Mom Mayhem"
    • TV-14
  229. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Intentionally Burn Your Niece With a Cigarette?"
    • TV-14
  230. 1:00 PM Maury "We're Black ... the Baby Is White ... Am I the Dad?"
    • TV-14
  231. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did My Girlfriend Fake Her Pregnancy?"
    • TV-14
  232. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Strippers Shake It Up"
    • TV-14
  233. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I Have Sex for Money, Don't Get Mad at Me, Honey!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm 44 ... Is My 21-Year-Old Wife Cheating On Me Again?"
    • TV-14
  235. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  236. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  237. 7:00 PM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 7:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. Friday Night
  240. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  243. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  244. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Good Cop Bad Dog"
    • TV-PG
  246. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Spinning the Classics"
    • TV-PG
  247. 11:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Adelaide Kane"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. Saturday, September 5
  249. 12:00 AM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  251. 1:35 AM The Middle "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  252. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  255. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  256. 4:05 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  257. 4:33 AM The Middle "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  258. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 5:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  260. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did My Girlfriend Fake Her Pregnancy?"
    • TV-14
  261. 7:00 AM The Pinkertons "The Fourth Man"
    • TV-PG
  262. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 8:30 AM 21 Day Fix
  264. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Old School Vet"
    • TV-G
  267. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Firework Pol"
    • TV-G
  268. 11:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Surprise Party"
    • TV-G
  269. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Pups and Suds"
    • TV-G
  270. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Puppy Extravaganza"
    • TV-G
  271. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Heavy Metal Doggie"
    • TV-G
  272. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bulldog Hair Styles"
    • TV-G
  273. 1:30 PM Dog Town, USA "Gunnar Blues"
  274. 2:00 PM Expedition Wild "Yellowstone Scavengers"
    • TV-G
  275. 2:30 PM Rock the Park "Best of Wildlife"
    • TV-G
  276. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Adventures in Thailand"
    • TV-G
  277. 3:30 PM State to State "Northern Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  278. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Mammal Mania"
    • TV-G
  279. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Claim to Fame, Bad Ideas, Now and Then"
    • TV-G
  280. 5:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  281. 6:00 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  282. Saturday Night
  283. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  284. 9:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  286. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  287. 11:00 PM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. Sunday, September 6
  289. 12:00 AM Bones "The Doll in the Derby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  290. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  291. 1:35 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Inside UFOs"
    • TV-PG
  292. 2:05 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Unwelcome Visitors"
    • TV-PG
  293. 2:35 AM The Pinkertons "The Fourth Man"
    • TV-PG
  294. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 4:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  296. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:00 AM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  298. 5:30 AM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  299. 6:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Inside UFOs"
    • TV-PG
  300. 6:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Unwelcome Visitors"
    • TV-PG
  301. 7:00 AM What Went Down "Death of a Fails-Man"
    • TV-PG
  302. 7:30 AM What Went Down "David Copper-Failed"
    • TV-PG
  303. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  304. 8:30 AM 21 Day Fix
  305. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 9:30 AM Portable Cooktop
  307. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley
    • TV-G
  308. 11:00 AM XFINITY Home from Comcast
  309. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 12:00 PM Body Beast!
  311. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  312. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  313. 2:00 PM Best Pressure Cooker!
  314. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  315. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  316. 3:30 PM XFINITY Home from Comcast
  317. 4:00 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  318. 4:30 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  319. 5:00 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  320. 5:30 PM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  321. 6:00 PM What Went Down "Death of a Fails-Man"
    • TV-PG
  322. 6:30 PM What Went Down "David Copper-Failed"
    • TV-PG
  323. 7:00 PM The Middle "The Kiss"
    • TV-PG
  324. 7:30 PM The Middle "The Christmas Tree"
    • TV-PG
  325. Sunday Night
  326. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  327. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  328. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  329. 9:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  330. 10:00 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  331. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. Monday, September 7
  334. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  337. 1:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 2:35 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  340. 3:05 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  341. 3:35 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  342. 4:00 AM 21 Day Fix
  343. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 5:00 AM Nine
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  345. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Mistake"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "Jonathan Kills Tony"
    • TV-PG
  347. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  349. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  350. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "I Got Some Sugar"
    • TV-14
  351. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Preyed on My Daughter"
    • TV-14
  352. 1:00 PM Maury
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  353. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  354. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  355. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "SOS: Drug-Crazed and Out of Control!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  357. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  358. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  359. 7:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  360. 7:30 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  361. Monday Night
  362. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  366. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 10:30 PM Modern Family "See You Next Fall"
    • TV-PG
  368. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Phone-y Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. Tuesday, September 8
  370. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jaime Camil"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 12:30 AM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  373. 1:35 AM Access Hollywood
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  374. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 3:05 AM The Middle "Hallelujah Hoedown"
    • TV-PG
  377. 3:35 AM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  378. 4:05 AM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  379. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Bee"
    • TV-PG
  380. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  381. 5:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  383. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Space"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "Angela Gets Fired"
    • TV-PG
  385. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • PREMIERE
    • TV-PG
  387. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  388. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "You're Fighting Over Him?"
    • TV-14
  389. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "If You're Not Happy, Why Do You Stay?"
    • TV-14
  390. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  391. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  392. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  393. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Are You My Mother? The Maternity Test Will Tell!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  395. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  396. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  397. 7:00 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 7:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  399. Tuesday Night
  400. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  401. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  403. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  404. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  405. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  406. 11:00 PM The Flash "Rogue Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  407. Wednesday, September 9
  408. 12:00 AM iZombie "Blaine's World"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  409. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  410. 1:35 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  411. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  412. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 3:05 AM The Middle "The Ditch"
    • TV-PG
  414. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  415. 4:05 AM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  416. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Break-Up"
    • TV-PG
  417. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  418. 5:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • TV-PG
  419. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  420. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Jumper"
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "Angela Gets Fired"
    • TV-PG
  422. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  423. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  424. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  425. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "Fierce Females Fight It Out!"
    • TV-14
  426. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Found 100 Emails to Other Women"
    • TV-14
  427. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  428. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  429. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  430. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Fame Is the Name of My Game!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  432. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  433. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  434. 7:00 PM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  435. 7:30 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  436. Wednesday Night
  437. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  438. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  439. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  440. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  441. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  442. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Me? Jealous?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 11:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Girl Who Gets Possessed"
    • NEW
  444. Thursday, September 10
  445. 12:00 AM A Wicked Offer "Immaculate Deception"
    • NEW
  446. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  447. 1:35 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  448. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  449. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  450. 3:05 AM The Middle "The Graduation"
    • TV-PG
  451. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  452. 4:05 AM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Fun House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  454. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 5:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • TV-PG
  456. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  457. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Plan Bee"
    • TV-PG
  458. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "Wedding Bells?"
    • TV-PG
  459. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  460. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  461. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  462. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "That Groupie Is a Guy"
    • TV-14
  463. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: You Didn't Know You Were 7 Months Pregnant?"
    • TV-14
  464. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  465. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  466. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  467. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Angry Moms Drop Paternity Bombs!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  469. 6:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  470. 6:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  471. 7:00 PM American Dad "Bully for Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  472. 7:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  473. Thursday Night
  474. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  475. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  477. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  478. 10:00 PM Modern Family "When Good Kids Go Bad"
    • TV-PG
  479. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Egg Drop"
    • TV-PG
  480. 11:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Destined"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  481. Friday, September 11
  482. 12:00 AM Arrow "The Fallen"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  483. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW32
    • NEW
  484. 1:35 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  485. 2:05 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  486. 2:35 AM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 3:05 AM The Middle "The Drop Off"
    • TV-PG
  488. 3:35 AM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  489. 4:05 AM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  490. 4:33 AM The Middle "The Final Four"
    • TV-PG
  491. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  492. 5:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags
    • TV-PG
  493. 6:00 AM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  494. 7:00 AM NewsRadio "Super Karate Monkey Death Car"
    • TV-PG
  495. 7:30 AM Who's the Boss? "Jonathan the Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  496. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  497. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • TV-PG
  498. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  499. 11:00 AM Jerry Springer "Starved for Sex"
    • TV-14
  500. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Innocent, but He Still Abuses Me"
    • TV-14
  501. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  502. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show