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  2. 10:00 PM WHL Hockey "Seattle Thunderbirds at Portland Winterhawks"
    • LIVE
  3. Today
  4. 12:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  5. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  6. 1:30 AM Person of Interest "Blue Code"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  7. 2:30 AM Person of Interest "Risk"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  8. 3:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Ride of a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG
  9. 4:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  10. 7:00 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  11. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  12. 9:00 AM Nip&Tuck: Transformations
  13. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  14. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley "Trembling at God's Word; Advancing in Faith"
    • TV-G
  15. 11:00 AM Tai Cheng
  16. 11:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  17. 12:00 PM Best Pan Ever!
  18. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  19. 2:00 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  20. 2:30 PM Nip&Tuck: Transformations
  21. 3:00 PM No-Fat Fried Foods - YES! Really!
  22. 4:00 PM Bones "The Princess and the Pear"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 5:00 PM The Middle "Forced Family Fun"
    • TV-PG
  24. 5:30 PM The Middle "Forced Family Fun"
    • TV-PG
  25. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-14
  28. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  29. Tonight
  30. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  31. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  32. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Back to School"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Driving Lessons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Bringing Up Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Schooled"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. Tomorrow
  39. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  42. 1:30 AM Pawn Stars "What You Talkin' 'Bout Sturgis?"
    • TV-PG
  43. 2:00 AM Pawn Stars "Lunch Larceny"
    • TV-PG
  44. 2:30 AM Elementary "Evidence of Things Not Seen"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  45. 3:30 AM Elementary "Tremors"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  46. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Headbanger Workout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "How to Teach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Security Officer Jay"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  49. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  50. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  51. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Bodybuilder Killers; Phoenix Serial Killer"
    • TV-PG
  52. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  53. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  54. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  55. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  56. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  57. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Kill Your Baby and Your Brother?"
    • TV-14
  58. 1:00 PM Maury "Stop Lying to My Son ... Your 3 Kids Are Not His!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  59. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "A Mother's Neglect Leads to Tragedy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  60. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Pregnant by the Same Teen Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  61. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Think My Daughter Is Sleeping With My Boyfriend"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 5:00 PM Maury "Is the Man I Love Cheating With My Grandmother?"
    • TV-14
  63. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "The Party Flasher; Maryland Murder Mystery"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  64. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  65. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  68. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  69. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Take Your Daughter to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Odd Couple Out"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Not in My House"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Fifteen Percent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Manhunter"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  74. Tuesday, September 27
  75. 12:00 AM Supergirl "Worlds Finest"
    • TV-14  (V)
  76. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  77. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 3:30 AM The Middle "TV or Not TV"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  82. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga"
    • TV-PG
  83. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  86. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Stress Position"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  87. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "The Party Flasher; Maryland Murder Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  88. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  89. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  90. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  91. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  92. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  93. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Set Traps to Catch Her Cheating"
    • TV-14
  94. 1:00 PM Maury "Busted on Video ... Child Predators and Sex Crimes Exposed"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  95. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Your Sister Is Lying: We Never Had Sex!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  96. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Bestie Breakups"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  97. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Want My Ex Back"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 PM Maury "Did Our Baby Sitter Have a Baby With My 14-Year-Old Son?"
    • TV-14
  99. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Special Investigation: Calvin Harris"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  101. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  102. Tuesday Night
  103. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  104. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  105. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Tree of Strife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "House of Spirits"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  107. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Moon Landing"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 10:30 PM Modern Family "My Funky Valentine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 11:00 PM The Flash "Invincible"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  110. Wednesday, September 28
  111. 12:00 AM MADtv "Episode Eight"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  113. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  114. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L)
  115. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 3:30 AM The Middle "Worry Duty"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  118. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Peggy's Turtle Song"
    • TV-PG
  119. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Web Reflection"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  120. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  121. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  122. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Sex Club"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  123. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Special Investigation: Calvin Harris"
    • TV-PG
  124. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  125. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  126. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  127. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  128. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  129. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Neglected Your Baby!"
    • TV-14
  130. 1:00 PM Maury "More Men, More DNA Tests ... Will They Find the Fathers Today?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  131. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Not a Molester -- I Love My Daughter"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  132. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Redneck Rumble"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  133. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "You Left Me After My Tummy Tuck Surgery Went Wrong"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:00 PM Maury "Your Baby Is White ... I Can't Be Her Father!"
    • TV-14
  135. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Trail of Murder?; Hansen vs. Predator"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  136. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  137. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  138. Wednesday Night
  139. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  140. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  141. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Adrenaline"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  142. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Baxter & Sons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  143. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Fears"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  144. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Truth Be Told"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 11:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Can Penn & Teller Fool Penn & Teller"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. Thursday, September 29
  147. 12:00 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Cheryl Hines"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  148. 12:30 AM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Chris Jericho"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  150. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  151. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  152. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 3:30 AM The Middle "Signals"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  155. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Propane Boom I"
    • TV-PG
  156. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "David After Dentist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  159. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Death Roe"
    • TV-14  (V)
  160. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Trail of Murder?; Hansen vs. Predator"
    • TV-PG
  161. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  162. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  163. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  164. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  165. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  166. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "My Boyfriend's Wife Is Stalking Me"
    • TV-14
  167. 1:00 PM Maury "Are You Cheating While Our Baby Is in the Hospital?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  168. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm a Prisoner in My Own Home"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  169. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Lurking Liars"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  170. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I Sell My Plasma to Support My Family"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm 25 ... DNA Will Prove this 50-Year-Old Is My Baby's Dad!"
    • TV-14
  172. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Special Investigation: Heather Mack"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  173. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  174. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  175. Thursday Night
  176. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  177. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  178. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Ding Dong Ditch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Animal Wrongs"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  180. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Starry Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  181. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Game Changer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 11:00 PM The Flash "The Race of His Life"
    • TV-14  (V)
  183. Friday, September 30
  184. 12:00 AM Supernatural "Alpha and Omega"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  185. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  186. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 3:30 AM The Middle "Average Rules"
    • TV-PG
  191. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Propane Boom II: Death of a Propane Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  192. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Crystal Light Dancers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  194. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  195. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Ex Stasis"
    • TV-14  (V)
  196. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "Special Investigation: Heather Mack"
    • TV-PG
  197. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  198. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  199. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  200. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  201. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  202. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I Saw Him Molesting My Child"
    • TV-14
  203. 1:00 PM Maury "My Sister Is a Liar and a Cheater ... That's Not Your Baby!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  204. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Party With Our Sister and Leave Her to Die?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  205. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Fresh Meat at the Strip Club"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  206. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show "I'm Stuck: I Never Wanted to Be a Mom"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 5:00 PM Maury "Is My Little Sister Sleeping With My Husband? Test Them Both!"
    • TV-14
  208. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "DC Murder Mystery; Eaten by Alligators?"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  209. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  211. Friday Night
  212. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  213. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  214. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Wherefore Art Thou, Mike Baxter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "This Bud's for You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Benched"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Travels With Scout"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 11:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Magic Pup, When Doves Fly, the Physical Transformations"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  219. 11:30 PM Masters of Illusion "Magic in a Flash, From Thin Air, and One Nail"
    • TV-PG
  220. Saturday, October 1
  221. 12:00 AM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "To Tea or Not to Tea?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  223. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  224. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 3:30 AM The Middle "Back to School"
    • TV-PG
  228. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "And They Call It Bobby Love"
    • TV-PG
  229. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Risky Business Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 5:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  232. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Shibboleth"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  233. 7:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  234. 8:00 AM Arthritis Pain?
  235. 8:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  236. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 9:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  238. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Trading Places"
    • TV-G
  239. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "A Doc's Best Friend"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  240. 11:00 AM Rescue Me With Dr. Lisa "Meet the Parrys"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  241. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Love Is Blind"
    • TV-G
  242. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Moody Misty"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  243. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Great Danes Down Under"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  244. 1:00 PM Save Our Shelter "Kinder4Rescue"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  245. 1:30 PM Vacation Creation "Mediterranean Surprise"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  246. 2:00 PM Dinner Spinner "School Night Supper"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  247. 2:30 PM Unlikely Animal Friends "Hello Kitty"
    • TV-G
  248. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "What's Hot in Chile"
    • TV-G
  249. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals of the World: The Amazon"
    • TV-G
  250. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Kingdom of Animal Names"
    • TV-G
  251. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Supernatural; In Sickness & in Health; Record Breakers"
    • TV-G
  252. 5:00 PM The Island
    • PG-13
  253. Saturday Night
  254. 8:00 PM Pawn Stars "Sink or Sell"
    • TV-PG
  255. 8:30 PM Pawn Stars "Guns and Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  256. 9:00 PM Modern Family "Mistery Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 9:30 PM Modern Family "When a Tree Falls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  258. 10:00 PM WHL Hockey "Portland Winterhawks at Seattle Thunderbirds"
    • LIVE
  259. Sunday, October 2
  260. 12:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  261. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  262. 1:30 AM Person of Interest "Baby Blue"
    • TV-14  (V)
  263. 2:30 AM Person of Interest "Identity Crisis"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  264. 3:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  265. 4:00 AM The Island
    • PG-13
  266. 7:00 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  267. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  268. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley "Adversity: Burden or Bridge?; The Stages of Our Faith"
    • TV-G
  271. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 11:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  273. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  274. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  275. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  276. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  277. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  278. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  279. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  280. 4:00 PM Bones "The Bones That Foam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 5:00 PM The Middle "Hecking Order"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 5:30 PM The Middle "Major Changes"
    • TV-PG
  283. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  286. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  287. Sunday Night
  288. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  290. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Pledging"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Ryan v. John Baker"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Arrested"
    • TV-PG
  294. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (L)
  295. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D)
  296. Monday, October 3
  297. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  300. 1:30 AM Pawn Stars "Rough Riders"
    • TV-PG
  301. 2:00 AM Pawn Stars "Striking a Chord"
    • TV-PG
  302. 2:30 AM Elementary "Tag, You're Me"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  303. 3:30 AM Elementary "Internal Audit"
    • TV-14  (V)
  304. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "Web Reflection"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  306. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "David After Dentist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  308. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  309. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen "DC Murder Mystery; Eaten by Alligators?"
    • TV-PG
  310. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  312. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  313. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  314. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  315. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "DNA: I Need to Know for Sure"
    • TV-14
  316. 1:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  317. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  318. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  319. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
    • NEW
  320. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  321. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  323. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  324. Monday Night
  325. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  326. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  327. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "The Spotlight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Found Money"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  329. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Airport 2010"
    • TV-PG
  330. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Hawaii"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 11:00 PM Supergirl "Myriad"
    • TV-14  (V)
  332. Tuesday, October 4
  333. 12:00 AM Supergirl "Better Angels"
    • TV-14  (V)
  334. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  335. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:30 AM The Middle "Homecoming"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  340. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Peggy's Headache"
    • TV-PG
  341. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Friendly Tackle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "The Good Child"
    • TV-14
  345. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • TV-PG
  346. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  348. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  349. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  350. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  351. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Rape My Daughter?"
    • TV-14
  352. 1:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  353. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  354. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  355. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
    • NEW
  356. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  357. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  359. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  360. Tuesday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  362. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  363. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Voting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  364. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Dodgeball Club"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  365. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Family Portrait"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Old Wagon"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. 11:00 PM The Flash "Flashpoint"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  368. Wednesday, October 5
  369. 12:00 AM No Tomorrow "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  370. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  371. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  373. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  375. 3:30 AM The Middle "The Diaper Incident"
    • TV-PG
  376. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Pregnant Paws"
    • TV-PG
  377. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Average Homeboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  379. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Beast"
    • TV-14  (L)
  381. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • TV-PG
  382. 8:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Skincare Secrets
  383. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  384. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  385. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  386. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  387. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Sign Over Your Rights!"
    • TV-14
  388. 1:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  389. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  390. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  391. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
    • NEW
  392. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  393. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  394. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  395. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  396. Wednesday Night
  397. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  398. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  399. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "High Expectations"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  400. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Ed's Twice Ex-Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Kiss"
    • TV-PG
  402. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Earthquake"
    • TV-PG
  403. 11:00 PM Arrow "Legacy"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  404. Thursday, October 6
  405. 12:00 AM Frequency "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  406. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  407. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 3:30 AM The Middle "The Quarry"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Next of Shin"
    • TV-PG
  413. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Prom Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  414. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "No Exit"
    • TV-14  (V)
  417. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • TV-PG
  418. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  419. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  420. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  421. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  422. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  423. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "He Put You in the Hospital 3 Times"
    • TV-14
  424. 1:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  425. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  426. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  427. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
    • NEW
  428. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  429. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  430. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ride Along"
    • TV-PG
  431. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  432. Thursday Night
  433. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  434. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  435. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Mother Fracker"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  436. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Circle of Life"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  437. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Strangers on a Treadmill"
    • TV-PG
  438. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Unplugged"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  439. 11:00 PM iHeartradio Music Festival - Night One
    • NEW
  440. Friday, October 7
  441. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  442. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  444. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  446. 3:30 AM The Middle "Foreign Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  447. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Peggy's Pageant Fever"
    • TV-PG
  448. 4:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  449. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  450. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  451. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "The Unblinking Eye"
    • TV-14  (V)
  452. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • TV-PG
  453. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  454. 8:30 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  455. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  456. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  457. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  458. 12:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Did You Ever Have My Baby?"
    • TV-14
  459. 1:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  460. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  461. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  462. 4:00 PM The Robert Irvine Show
    • NEW
  463. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  464. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily With Chris Hansen
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  465. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  466. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  467. Friday Night
  468. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  469. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  470. 9:00 PM Last Man Standing "Bullying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  471. 9:30 PM Last Man Standing "Attractive Architect"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  472. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Chirp"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  473. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Manny Get Your Gun"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  474. 11:00 PM iHeartradio Music Festival - Night Two
    • NEW
  475. Saturday, October 8
  476. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  477. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  478. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  479. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 3:30 AM The Middle "A Birthday Story"
    • TV-PG
  482. 4:00 AM King of the Hill "Good Hill Hunting"
    • TV-PG
  483. 4:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  484. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "False-Hearted Judges"
    • TV-14
  487. 7:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  488. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  489. 8:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  490. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  491. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  492. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Expecting and Ailing"
    • TV-G
  493. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Momma's Boy"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  494. 11:00 AM Rescue Me With Dr. Lisa "Meet the Borgs"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  495. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Peek-a-Boo Chew"
    • TV-G
  496. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Pointers in the Right Direction"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  497. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bully Bulldog"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  498. 1:00 PM Save Our Shelter "San Gabriel Valley Humane Society"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  499. 1:30 PM Vacation Creation "To Russia With Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  500. 2:00 PM Dinner Spinner "Dinner & Chill"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  501. 2:30 PM Unlikely Animal Friends "The Wild Bunch"
    • TV-G
  502. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "The Coolest Places to See Wildlife"