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Tomorrow
  1. 11:00 PM The Flash "Rupture"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  2. Today
  3. 12:00 AM Containment "Be Angry at the Sun"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  4. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  5. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Bobby on Track"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  8. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Doggone Crazy"
    • TV-PG
  9. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  10. 4:00 AM The Middle "Friends, Lies and Videotape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  11. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "David After Dentist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  13. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  14. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Please Note..."
    • TV-14  (V)
  15. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Custody Battle Leads to Murder Plot; Killer Stepmom"
    • TV-PG
  16. 8:00 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  17. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  18. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  19. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  20. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  21. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Shocking Secret Guests"
    • TV-14
  22. 1:00 PM Maury "Read the Results ... You Got My Granddaughter Pregnant at 16!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  23. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "My Son Was Murdered: I Need the Truth"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  24. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "2nd Thought T.H.O.T.S."
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  25. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "I'm Over Your Obesity! Lose It, Or Lose Me!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 5:00 PM Maury "If You Cheated With My Little Sister, the Wedding Is Off!"
    • TV-14
  27. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Katie's Second Chance; Gang Member Catering"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  28. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  30. Tonight
  31. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  32. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  33. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  34. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  35. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Wow Factor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Future Dunphys"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 11:00 PM Arrow "Genesis"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  38. Tomorrow
  39. 12:00 AM Supernatural "Don't Call Me Shurley"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  40. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  41. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  42. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Trans-Fascism"
    • TV-PG
  45. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  46. 4:00 AM The Middle "Hecks on a Plane"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Crystal Light Dancers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  50. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Reunion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Katie's Second Chance; Gang Member Catering"
    • TV-PG
  52. 8:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  53. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  54. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  55. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  56. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  57. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Couples Get Nasty"
    • TV-14
  58. 1:00 PM Maury "The Sex Videos You Found Are Old ... I'm Not Cheating!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  59. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Abusive Dads?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  60. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Threesome With Two Sisters"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  61. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Daddy's DNA Doesn't Lie!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 5:00 PM Maury "I'm the 6th Man You've Tested ... I'm Not Your Baby's Father!"
    • TV-14
  63. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Who Killed Nancy Probst?; House of Horrors"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  64. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  68. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  69. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  70. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  71. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Flip Flop"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Career Day"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 11:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "River of Time"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  74. Friday, May 6
  75. 12:00 AM The 100 "Red Sky at Morning"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  76. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  77. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "King of the Ant Hill"
    • TV-PG
  80. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Untitled Blake McCormick Project"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  82. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Math Class"
    • TV-PG
  83. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Risky Business Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  85. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  86. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Vanishing Act"
    • TV-14  (V)
  87. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Who Killed Nancy Probst?; House of Horrors"
    • TV-PG
  88. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  89. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Recycling Grandma"
    • TV-PG
  90. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  91. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  92. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  93. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "You Make Me Crazy"
    • TV-14
  94. 1:00 PM Maury "I'm Back for the 5th Time ... I Know This Baby Is Not Mine!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  95. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Was My Daughter Molested?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  96. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer "Droppin' Beats Down"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  97. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: Low Down, Deadbeat Parents!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 PM Maury "Who Fathered Your Twins ... Me or My Nephew?"
    • TV-14
  99. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Mother's Day Murder; Second Chance Farm"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. Friday Night
  103. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  104. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  106. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  107. 10:00 PM Modern Family "My Hero"
    • TV-PG
  108. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Games People Play"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 11:00 PM The Vampire Diaries "Requiem for a Dream"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  110. Saturday, May 7
  111. 12:00 AM The Originals "Where Nothing Stays Buried"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  112. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  113. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Hank's on Board"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Accidental Terrorist"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  118. 4:00 AM The Middle "Spring Cleaning"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Friendly Tackle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 5:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  122. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Ten Count"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  123. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  124. 7:30 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  125. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  126. 8:30 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  127. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  128. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  130. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  131. 11:00 AM Dog Town, USA
  132. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  133. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  134. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  135. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  136. 1:30 PM Save Our Shelter
  137. 2:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios
  138. 2:30 PM Hatched
  139. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Water Adventures"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  140. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals Of The World: The Amazon"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  141. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Animals of Africa"
    • TV-G
  142. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Mad Science, Oddities, Origins"
    • TV-G
  143. 5:00 PM What Went Down "Third Time's a Fail"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  144. 5:30 PM National Treasure
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  145. Saturday Night
  146. 8:00 PM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  147. 9:00 PM Elementary "One Watson, One Holmes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  148. 10:00 PM Elementary "A Stitch in Time"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  149. 11:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Mud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  150. Sunday, May 8
  151. 12:00 AM Bones "The Conspiracy in the Corpse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  153. 1:35 AM Person of Interest "Death Benefit"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  154. 2:35 AM Person of Interest "Beta"
    • TV-14  (V)
  155. 3:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  156. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  158. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "Web Reflection"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "David After Dentist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Ride of a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG
  161. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  162. 7:00 AM What Went Down "Third Time's a Fail"
    • TV-PG
  163. 7:30 AM What Went Down "Fail University"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  164. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  165. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 9:00 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  167. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley
    • TV-G
  169. 11:00 AM XFINITY Home from Comcast
  170. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  172. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  173. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  174. 2:00 PM Best Pan Ever!
  175. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  176. 3:00 PM The First Family "The First Senior Discount"
    • TV-PG
  177. 3:30 PM Mr. Box Office "Marcus Gets Kung Pow'ed"
    • TV-PG
  178. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  179. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  180. 5:00 PM Employee of the Month
    • PG-13
  181. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  183. Sunday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  185. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  186. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  187. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  188. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  189. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  190. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  192. Monday, May 9
  193. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  195. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  196. 1:35 AM The Middle "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 2:05 AM The Middle "Mother's Day II"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 2:35 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Jig and Jiggle"
    • TV-PG
  199. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags "License to Prank"
    • TV-PG
  200. 3:33 AM Tosh.0 "Crystal Light Dancers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  203. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Risky Business Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  206. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  207. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily "Mother's Day Murder; Second Chance Farm"
    • TV-PG
  208. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  209. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Do You Want Fleas With That?"
    • TV-PG
  210. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  211. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  212. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  213. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Jerry's Polar Plunge"
    • TV-14
  214. 1:00 PM Maury "1 Wife ... 1 Mistress ... 4 Babies ... Is Dee the Father?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  215. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  216. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  217. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Best Family Dramas And Baby Mamas!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  219. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  221. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  222. Monday Night
  223. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  224. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  225. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  226. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  227. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Goodnight, Gracie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  228. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 11:00 PM Reign "Strange Bedfellows"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  230. Tuesday, May 10
  231. 12:00 AM Jane the Virgin "Chapter Forty-Three"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  232. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  233. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Bystand Me"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Lady and Gentrification"
    • TV-PG
  237. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  238. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Legacy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  239. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Average Homeboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Legacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  243. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily
    • TV-PG
  244. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caffeinated Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  246. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  247. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  248. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  249. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Turned Up on Springer"
    • TV-14
  250. 1:00 PM Maury "I Busted My Husband in Bed With a Woman ... Did He Cheat?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  251. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  252. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  253. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of The Worst...Where Are They Now?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  255. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  256. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  258. Tuesday Night
  259. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Paul's the Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  261. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  262. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  263. 10:00 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 10:30 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  265. 11:00 PM The Flash "The Runaway Dinosaur"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  266. Wednesday, May 11
  267. 12:00 AM Containment "With Silence and Tears"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  268. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  269. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Bill's House"
    • TV-PG
  272. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Behind Closed Doors"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  273. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  274. 4:00 AM The Middle "Royal Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  275. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Prom Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 5:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  277. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Neighborhood Watch"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily
    • TV-PG
  280. 8:00 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  281. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Jurassic Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  282. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  283. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  284. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  285. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Mom, Don't Ruin My Tranny Wedding"
    • TV-14
  286. 1:00 PM Maury "Pregnant at 15 ... Is My Teen Still Having Sex, Drinking and Using Drugs?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  287. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  288. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  289. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "The Best Of Mothers & Daughters Divided!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  291. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  292. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. Wednesday Night
  295. 8:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ring"
    • TV-PG
  297. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  298. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  299. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Farm Strong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 11:00 PM Arrow "Monument Point"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  302. Thursday, May 12
  303. 12:00 AM Supernatural "All in the Family"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  304. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  305. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Harlottown"
    • TV-PG
  308. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Pour Some Sugar on Kahn"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  309. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  310. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Prom"
    • TV-PG
  311. 4:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  312. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Last Rites"
    • TV-14
  315. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily
    • TV-PG
  316. 8:00 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  317. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Trunk Load of Laughs"
    • TV-PG
  318. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  319. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  320. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  321. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Girls Come Out Swinging"
    • TV-14
  322. 1:00 PM Maury "My Wife Is DNA Testing a 3rd Man ... Is He My Son's Father?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  323. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  324. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  325. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Bill's Biggest DNA Dramas!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  327. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  328. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  330. Thursday Night
  331. 8:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  332. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  333. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  334. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  335. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Help"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  336. 10:30 PM Modern Family "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  337. 11:00 PM DC's Legends of Tomorrow "Destiny"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  338. Friday, May 13
  339. 12:00 AM The 100 "Perverse Instantiation -- Part One"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (V)
  340. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  341. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Tazed in the Lady Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown"
    • TV-PG
  344. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Six Characters in Search of a House"
    • TV-PG
  345. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  346. 4:00 AM The Middle "The Bridge"
    • TV-PG
  347. 4:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  348. 5:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  349. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Frame"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  351. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily
    • TV-PG
  352. 8:00 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  353. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Showered With Gags"
    • TV-PG
  354. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  355. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  356. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  357. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Ratchet Relationships"
    • TV-14
  358. 1:00 PM Maury "Mom, Your 23-Year-Old Boyfriend Is a Cheater ... Test Him!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  359. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  360. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  361. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Best Of Bill: DNA Dilemmas And Lusty Lies"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  363. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. Friday Night
  367. 8:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  368. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  369. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shower Head"
    • TV-PG
  370. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  371. 10:00 PM Modern Family "ClosetCon '13"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 10:30 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  373. 11:00 PM The Vampire Diaries "Gods & Monsters"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
  374. Saturday, May 14
  375. 12:00 AM The Originals "Give 'Em Hell Kid"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  376. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  377. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  379. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  380. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "The Courtship of Joseph's Father"
    • TV-PG
  381. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  382. 4:00 AM The Middle "Back to Summer"
    • TV-PG
  383. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "Phillies Fan's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Playing Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  387. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  392. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  393. 10:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  394. 10:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol
    • TV-G
  395. 11:00 AM Dog Town, USA
  396. 11:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  397. 12:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  398. 12:30 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  399. 1:00 PM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition
    • TV-G
  400. 1:30 PM Save Our Shelter
  401. 2:00 PM Dream Quest With Evette Rios
  402. 2:30 PM Hatched
  403. 3:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Wild & Wacky America"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  404. 3:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals With Jobs"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  405. 4:00 PM Animal Atlas "Family Ties"
    • TV-G
  406. 4:30 PM On the Spot "Globetrotting, Home Sweet Home, The World in Numbers"
    • TV-G
  407. 5:00 PM What Went Down "The Art of the Fail"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  408. 5:30 PM What Went Down "International House of Fails"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  409. 6:00 PM Purple Violets
    • TV-14  (D,S)
    • NR
  410. Saturday Night
  411. 8:00 PM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  412. 9:00 PM Elementary "Under My Skin"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  413. 10:00 PM Elementary "The Best Way Out Is Always Through"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  414. 11:00 PM Bones "Player Under Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. Sunday, May 15
  416. 12:00 AM Bones "The Lance to the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  418. 1:35 AM Person of Interest "A House Divided"
    • TV-14  (V)
  419. 2:35 AM Person of Interest "Deus Ex Machina"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  420. 3:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  421. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 5:00 AM Tosh.0 "Average Homeboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 5:30 AM Tosh.0 "Prom Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  425. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  426. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  427. 7:00 AM What Went Down "The Art of the Fail"
    • TV-PG
  428. 7:30 AM What Went Down "International House of Fails"
    • TV-PG
  429. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  432. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 10:00 AM In Touch With Dr. Charles Stanley
    • TV-G
  434. 11:00 AM XFINITY Home from Comcast
  435. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  437. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  438. 1:00 PM Christian Worship Hour
  439. 2:00 PM Bye Bye Foundation
  440. 2:30 PM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  441. 3:00 PM The First Family
    • TV-PG
  442. 3:30 PM Mr. Box Office
    • TV-PG
  443. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  444. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  445. 5:00 PM Paid Programming
  446. 5:30 PM Unknown
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • NR
  447. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  449. Sunday Night
  450. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  451. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  452. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Doll"
    • TV-PG
  453. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  454. 10:00 PM Modern Family "Treehouse"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  455. 10:30 PM Modern Family "After the Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  456. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (L)
  457. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. Monday, May 16
  459. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  460. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  462. 1:35 AM The Middle "Year of the Hecks"
    • TV-PG
  463. 2:05 AM The Middle "The Map"
    • TV-PG
  464. 2:35 AM Just for Laughs Gags "I Beam You Scream"
    • TV-PG
  465. 3:05 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  466. 3:33 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  467. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 5:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  471. 6:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  472. 6:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  473. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily
    • TV-PG
  474. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "ESP: Extra Special Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  476. 9:00 AM Eye Opener
    • NEW
  477. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  478. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  479. 12:00 PM Jerry Springer "Lesbian Kiss Offs"
    • TV-14
  480. 1:00 PM Maury
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  481. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show
    • TV-14
  482. 3:00 PM Jerry Springer
    • TV-14
  483. 4:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "No More Rumors & Lies...You're Busted!"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  484. 5:00 PM Maury
    • TV-14
  485. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  486. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  487. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  488. Monday Night
  489. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  490. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  491. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  492. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  493. 10:00 PM Modern Family "The Old Man & the Tree"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  494. 10:30 PM Modern Family "And One to Grow On"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  495. 11:00 PM Reign "To the Death"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  496. Tuesday, May 17
  497. 12:00 AM Jane the Virgin "Chapter Forty-Four"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
  498. 1:00 AM KGW News at 10 on Portland's CW
    • NEW
  499. 1:35 AM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  500. 2:05 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  501. 2:35 AM King of the Hill "You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  502. 3:04 AM King of the Hill "Strangeness on a Train"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  503. 3:33 AM Access Hollywood
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  504. 4:00 AM The Middle "Forced Family Fun"
    • TV-PG
  505. 4:30 AM Tosh.0 "The LARPer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  506. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  507. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  508. 6:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Rock Star"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  509. 7:00 AM Crime Watch Daily
    • TV-PG
  510. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  511. 8:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Behold Old Prankful"
    • TV-PG
  512. 9:00 AM Eye Ope