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  2. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "TV or Not TV"
    • TV-PG
  3. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Guest in the House"
    • TV-PG
  4. 9:00 AM The Doctors "Live Vasectomy Performed; Naked Man Terrorizes Apartment Complex?; Woman Cyberstalked by Nurse?; Woman Seeks Help for Mysterious Facial Bump"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  5. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael "Live's Picture Perfect Makeover"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  6. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics Hour"
    • TV-PG
  7. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  8. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  9. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "He Has My Name, Is He My Son?"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  10. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Stop the Teasing ... I'm a Mess for a Reason"
    • TV-14  (L)
  11. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "Sideline Sisters"
    • TV-14
  12. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  13. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  16. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  19. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Perception, Piranhas and Pendragon"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  20. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Jeff Davis 3"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Phone-y Business"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Older Women"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  28. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  29. 2:00 AM The Middle "The Award"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 2:30 AM Family Guy "Call Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  31. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  32. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  33. 4:00 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
  34. 4:30 AM Wen Hair - NEW Special TV Offer!
  35. 5:00 AM Motown 25
  36. 5:30 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
  37. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 6:30 AM Our World With Black Enterprise
    • TV-G
  39. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  40. 7:30 AM 21 Day Fix
  41. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Little Horse, Big Problems"
    • TV-G
  42. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Charles in Charge"
    • TV-G
  43. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Head of the Class"
    • TV-G
  44. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bad to the Bone"
    • TV-G
  45. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Snarling Snickers"
    • TV-G
  46. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Delta Blues"
    • TV-G
  47. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Bickering Canines"
    • TV-G
  48. 11:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Buzz Worthy"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  49. 12:00 PM Expedition Wild "Southwest Species on the Brink"
    • TV-G
  50. 12:30 PM Rock the Park "Haleakala: In the House of the Sun"
    • TV-G
  51. 1:00 PM Travers Automotive Group
  52. 2:00 PM What Went Down "Knights of the Round Fail"
    • TV-PG
  53. 2:30 PM Proof of Life
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  54. 5:00 PM The Middle "The Safe"
    • TV-PG
  55. 5:30 PM The Middle "Thanksgiving IV"
    • TV-PG
  56. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  57. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. Tonight
  61. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  62. 9:00 PM Bones "The Woman in the Garden"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  63. 10:00 PM The Closer "Dial M for Provenza"
    • TV-14  (L)
  64. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. Tomorrow
  67. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  68. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Prick Up Your Ears"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 1:00 AM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  70. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  71. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Kwandanegaba Children's Fund Episode"
    • TV-PG
  74. 3:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Blockbuster Movie Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  75. 4:00 AM The Closer "Problem Child"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  76. 5:00 AM Motown 25
  77. 5:30 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
  78. 6:00 AM Can't Sleep?
  79. 6:30 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
  80. 7:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  81. 7:30 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  82. 8:00 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  83. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  84. 9:00 AM On the Spot "Now and Then, Into the Wild, Surprising Statistics"
    • TV-G
  85. 9:30 AM Awesome Adventures "Iceland"
    • TV-G
  86. 10:00 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Road Trips on Earth"
    • TV-G
  87. 10:30 AM State to State "Northern Road Trip"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  88. 11:00 AM Dog Gone
    • PG
  89. 1:00 PM Ella Enchanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  90. 3:00 PM Step Up 3
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  91. 5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 5:30 PM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  93. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. Tomorrow Night
  98. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  99. 9:00 PM Fatal Beauty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  100. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  101. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. Monday, August 3
  103. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Season's Greetings"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 2:00 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  108. 2:30 AM NutriBullet - the world's first Nutrition Extractor
  109. 3:00 AM Home of the Giants
    • PG-13
  110. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  112. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Soccer Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Michelle Obama Sweater Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "Patent 4077"
    • TV-PG
  115. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Smell of Music"
    • TV-PG
  116. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Case of the Punch in the Nose"
    • TV-PG
  117. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Newspaper"
    • TV-PG
  118. 9:00 AM The Doctors "Morbidly Obese Baby? Police Radars Invading Privacy? Family Fights Cancer and Deportation; Child Paralyzed by Tick"
    • TV-PG
  119. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  120. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "LOL"
    • TV-PG
  121. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  122. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  123. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Arrested for Child Porn, but I'm Innocent"
    • TV-14
  124. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "You Can Say So Long if You Did Me Wrong!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "Shot in the Heart"
    • TV-14
  126. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  127. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  131. Monday Night
  132. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  133. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Mission Impossi-Ball"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Gina Rodriguez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. 10:30 PM Significant Mother "Welcome to Bonetown"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. Tuesday, August 4
  139. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tissues"
    • TV-PG
  141. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  143. 2:00 AM The Middle "Vacation Days"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  144. 2:30 AM Family Guy "Turban Cowboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  146. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 4:00 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
  148. 4:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  149. 5:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  150. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  151. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Day Off Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  152. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Credit Check Episode"
    • TV-PG
  153. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Merchant of Korea"
    • TV-PG
  154. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "What's Up Doc?"
    • TV-PG
  155. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau"
    • TV-PG
  156. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Arrest of the Fun Girls"
    • TV-PG
  157. 9:00 AM The Doctors "Instagram Selfie Surgeries? Shocking Birth Caught on Cam; Killer Tan Campaign; Drs. 911: Extreme Skin Conditions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  158. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  159. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Black-ish"
    • TV-PG
  160. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  161. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  162. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Burned and Beaten by Dad?"
    • TV-14
  163. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Couples Get Hitched or Ditched!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "I'm Gay, But Please Have My Baby"
    • TV-14
  165. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  166. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Flirting"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. Tuesday Night
  171. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  172. 9:00 PM The Flash "The Sound and the Fury"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  173. 10:00 PM iZombie "Dead Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. Wednesday, August 5
  177. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cookies"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  180. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  181. 2:00 AM The Middle "Stormy Moon"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 2:30 AM Family Guy "12 and a Half Angry Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  184. 3:30 AM Have a Turkey Neck?
  185. 4:00 AM Beat Anxiety & Depression
  186. 4:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  187. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  189. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Viral Video Episode"
    • TV-PG
  190. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Rat in the House Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "Potter's Retirement"
    • TV-PG
  192. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "Mail Call Three"
    • TV-PG
  193. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Luck of Newton Monroe"
    • TV-PG
  194. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie Flunks Arithmetic"
    • TV-PG
  195. 9:00 AM The Doctors "Woman Terrified to Leave Her House; Kate Hudson's Hair Secret Revealed; Shocking Mile-High Heart Attack; Pre-Teen's Gastric Bypass Surgery"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  196. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  197. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Rosie Perez!"
    • TV-PG
  198. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  199. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  200. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Threesome Gone Bad: Am I the Father?"
    • TV-14
  201. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Racist Relatives Face Off!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "That's Why You're Dumping Me?"
    • TV-14
  203. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  204. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Ghost Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. Wednesday Night
  209. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  210. 9:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Guys and Girls Make It to Hollywood"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  211. 10:00 PM A Wicked Offer "When Kush Comes to Shove"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  212. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. Thursday, August 6
  215. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Skit"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  218. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  219. 2:00 AM The Middle "The Smell"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  220. 2:30 AM Family Guy "Bigfat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  222. 3:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  223. 4:00 AM 21 Day Fix
  224. 4:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  225. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  227. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The No Nah Nah Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Booty Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  229. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  230. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "Major Topper"
    • TV-PG
  231. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Carnival"
    • TV-PG
  232. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Banjo-Playing Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  233. 9:00 AM The Doctors "New Fixes for Body Rashes, Body Fat, Body Fatigue & Body Rot! Finding Love Through Weight Loss; Accidental Drug Poisoning in Children"
    • TV-PG
  234. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  235. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Wendy HSN Collection"
    • TV-PG
  236. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  237. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  238. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "She Shook Our Son: Now He's in a Coma"
    • TV-14
  239. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Darling Daughters and Deadbeat Dads!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "Cousins Having Sex"
    • TV-14
  241. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  242. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Four Pillars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  245. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. Thursday Night
  247. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  248. 9:00 PM Beauty and the Beast "Cat's Out of the Bag"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (V)
  249. 10:00 PM Dates "David and Mia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 10:30 PM Dates "Mia and David"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  251. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. Friday, August 7
  254. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Talk to Your Daughter"
    • TV-PG
  256. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  258. 2:00 AM The Middle "The Walk"
    • TV-PG
  259. 2:30 AM Family Guy "Total Recall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  260. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  261. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:00 AM NutriBullet - the world's first Nutrition Extractor
  263. 4:30 AM Have a Turkey Neck?
  264. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  266. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Get Together Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  267. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Mr. Himdependent Episode"
    • TV-PG
  268. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "Your Hit Parade"
    • TV-PG
  269. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "Temporary Duty"
    • TV-PG
  270. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee, the Swinger"
    • TV-PG
  271. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Job"
    • TV-PG
  272. 9:00 AM The Doctors "Health Scandals in the News; Waist-Busting Meals; When Sudden Rashes Strike! Life-Changing Corrective Surgery Revealed"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  273. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  274. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Spare Parts"
    • TV-PG
  275. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  276. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  277. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "Was the Baby Ever Real?"
    • TV-14
  278. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Your Sex Drive Is Driving Me Crazy!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "You Owe Me a Threesome"
    • TV-14
  280. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  281. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Indian Giver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  284. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. Friday Night
  286. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  287. 9:00 PM Masters of Illusion "Big Cats, Dream Girls and Fun Physics"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  288. 9:30 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Cedric the Entertainer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 10:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "The Invisi-Ball Thread"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. Saturday, August 8
  293. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Call Me Mom"
    • TV-G
  295. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  296. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  297. 2:00 AM The Middle "The Wind Chimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 2:30 AM Family Guy "Save the Clam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  300. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 4:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  303. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 5:30 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  305. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:30 AM Our World With Black Enterprise
    • TV-G
  307. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:30 AM 21 Day Fix
  309. 8:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Hats off to Charles"
    • TV-G
  310. 8:30 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Going Dutch"
    • TV-G
  311. 9:00 AM Calling Dr. Pol "Great Chili Cook-Off"
    • TV-G
  312. 9:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Boston Terrier Party"
    • TV-G
  313. 10:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "The English Patient"
    • TV-G
  314. 10:30 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Hyperactive Husky"
    • TV-G
  315. 11:00 AM Dog Whisperer With Cesar Millan: Family Edition "Dog on Wire"
    • TV-G
  316. 11:30 AM Dog Town, USA "Tough Scruff"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  317. 12:00 PM Expedition Wild "Exploring Yellowstone's Backcountry"
    • TV-G
  318. 12:30 PM Rock the Park "Hawaii Volcanoes: Trekking Mauna Loa"
    • TV-G
  319. 1:00 PM Travers Automotive Group
  320. 2:00 PM What Went Down "Fails on a Plane"
    • TV-PG
  321. 2:30 PM Windtalkers
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  322. 5:00 PM The Middle "Christmas Help"
    • TV-PG
  323. 5:30 PM The Middle "Twenty Years"
    • TV-PG
  324. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. Saturday Night
  329. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  330. 9:00 PM Bones "The Man on the Fairway"
    • TV-14  (V)
  331. 10:00 PM The Closer "Sudden Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  332. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. Sunday, August 9
  335. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Chick Cancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Barely Legal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  338. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  339. 2:00 AM Rules of Engagement "3rd Wheel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 2:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Snoozin' for a Bruisin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 3:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Bigg Box Klub Episode"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 3:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Black Friday Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 4:00 AM The Closer "Split Ends"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  344. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  347. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:30 AM Derm Exclusive!
  350. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 8:30 AM In Search of the Lord's Way
    • TV-G
  352. 9:00 AM On the Spot "Oddities, Get Creative, Untold History"
    • TV-G
  353. 9:30 AM Awesome Adventures "Curacao"
    • TV-G
  354. 10:00 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Malta Adventure"
    • TV-G
  355. 10:30 AM State to State "Washington, DC and Maryland Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  356. 11:00 AM Funniest Pets & People
    • TV-PG
  357. 11:30 AM Funniest Pets & People
    • TV-PG
  358. 12:00 PM Bones "The Diamond in the Rough"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 1:00 PM When Zachary Beaver Came to Town
    • PG
  360. 3:00 PM Scary Movie 3
    • TV-MA
    • PG-13
  361. 5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Counseling"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  362. 5:30 PM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. Sunday Night
  368. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  369. 9:00 PM Hostage
    • R
  370. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  372. Monday, August 10
  373. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  374. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Homework"
    • TV-G
  375. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  376. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 2:00 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  378. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 3:00 AM Echelon 8
    • NR
  380. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  382. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Boy Has Style Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Fall of Troy Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "Peace on Us"
    • TV-PG
  385. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "B.J. Papa San"
    • TV-PG
  386. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "The Bazaar"
    • TV-PG
  387. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's Rival"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  389. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  390. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Summer Movies"
    • TV-PG
  391. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  392. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  393. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "You Don't Have the Right to Check Me"
    • TV-14
  394. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "You're Not Fit to Be a Parent"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "Hot Young Hook-Ups"
    • TV-14
  396. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  397. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Reunion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  400. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  401. Monday Night
  402. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  403. 9:00 PM Penn & Teller: Fool Us "Now THAT'S a Bunny!"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 10:00 PM Whose Line Is It Anyway? "Gary Anthony Williams 2"
    • NEW
  405. 10:30 PM Significant Mother "Mixed Doubles"
    • NEW
  406. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  408. Tuesday, August 11
  409. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  410. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  411. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  413. 2:00 AM The Middle "The Optimist"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  414. 2:30 AM Family Guy "Farmer Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 3:00 AM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  416. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  417. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  418. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  419. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  421. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Gold Party Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Suzanne Gets One-Upped Episode"
    • TV-PG
  423. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
    • TV-PG
  424. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "Commander Pierce"
    • TV-PG
  425. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Malcolm at the Crossroads"
    • TV-PG
  426. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee on TV"
    • TV-PG
  427. 9:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  428. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  429. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Hot Topics"
    • TV-PG
  430. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  431. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  432. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "I'm Not a Molester: She Wants Me to Be Guilty"
    • TV-14
  433. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Deadbeat Dads in Denial!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "Hard Up for Sex"
    • TV-14
  435. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  436. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "Free Free Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  437. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  438. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  439. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. Tuesday Night
  441. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  442. 9:00 PM The Flash "Crazy for You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  443. 10:00 PM iZombie "Patriot Brains"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  444. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. Wednesday, August 12
  447. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  448. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bigger Person"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  449. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  450. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  451. 2:00 AM The Middle "Office Hours"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  452. 2:30 AM Family Guy "Road to Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 3:00 AM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  454. 3:30 AM Jane Seymour's Skin Care Secret
  455. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  456. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  457. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  458. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  459. 6:00 AM Are We There Yet? "The Take Your Kids to Work Day Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  460. 6:30 AM Are We There Yet? "The Suzanne Theft Auto Episode"
    • TV-PG
  461. 7:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Billfold Syndrome"
    • TV-PG
  462. 7:30 AM M*A*S*H "Lil"
    • TV-PG
  463. 8:00 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Off to Hollywood"
    • TV-PG
  464. 8:30 AM The Andy Griffith Show "Taylors in Hollywood"
    • TV-PG
  465. 9:00 AM The Doctors
    • TV-PG
  466. 10:00 AM Live! With Kelly and Michael
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  467. 11:00 AM The Wendy Williams Show "Sway"
    • TV-PG
  468. 12:00 PM The Real
    • TV-PG
  469. 1:00 PM News 11 at Noon
    • NEW
  470. 2:00 PM The Steve Wilkos Show "No. 1 Worst Mom?"
    • TV-14
  471. 3:00 PM The Bill Cunningham Show "Help! There's No Spice in Our Sex Life!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  472. 4:00 PM Jerry Springer "Man Stealin' Virgin"
    • TV-14
  473. 5:00 PM News 11 at 4:00pm
    • NEW
  474. 6:00 PM Rules of Engagement "The Score"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  475. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  476. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  477. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  478. Wednesday Night
  479. 8:00 PM News 11 at 7:00PM
    • NEW
  480. 9:00 PM America's Next Top Model "The Girl Who Walks Away"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 10:00 PM A Wicked Offer "Grin and Bare It"
    • NEW
  482. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  483. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  484. Thursday, August 13
  485. 12:00 AM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  486. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Time"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  487. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  488. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Baby on the Bus"
    • TV-PG
  489. 2:00 AM The Middle "Heck on a Hard Body"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  490. 2:30 AM Family Guy "No Country Club for Old Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  491. 3:00 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  492. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  493. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  494. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  495. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  496. 5:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)