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  2. 6:00 PM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  3. 6:30 PM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  4. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Whose Side Are You On?"
    • TV-PG
  6. Last Night
  7. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  8. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG
  12. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
    • TV-PG
  13. 11:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Dance Dance Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. Today
  16. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  17. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parties"
    • TV-PG
  18. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Gone"
    • TV-14
  22. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Collective"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  23. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  24. 5:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  25. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Fall-Down Funny"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  26. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Run Away Comedy"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  27. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  28. 7:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  29. 8:00 AM No More Dentures
  30. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  31. 9:00 AM Wen Hair - NEW Special TV Offer!
  32. 9:30 AM No More Dentures
  33. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  34. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 11:30 AM No More Dentures
  37. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  38. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  39. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Brake-ing Bad; He's No Rhinestone Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  40. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Single White Male; Rent-A-Crash"
    • TV-PG
  41. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Fields vs. Fields"
    • TV-PG
  42. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Marsh vs. Turner"
    • TV-PG
  43. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Martin vs. Pinner"
    • TV-PG
  44. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Moreno vs. Broughton"
    • TV-PG
  45. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  46. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  47. 6:00 PM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 6:30 PM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  49. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-G
  51. Tonight
  52. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG
  57. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Helter Shelter"
    • TV-PG
  58. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Boys' Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  62. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  63. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 3:00 AM The Walking Dead "Claimed"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  67. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "Still"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  68. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  69. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "She's a Knockout"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  71. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dog's Best Friend"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  72. 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  73. 7:30 AM No More Dentures
  74. 8:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  75. 8:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  76. 9:00 AM No More Dentures
  77. 9:30 AM Body Beast!
  78. 10:00 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  79. 10:30 AM No More Dentures
  80. 11:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  81. 11:30 AM Portable Cooktop
  82. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  83. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  84. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Leaf Blowout; I Thought We Were Friends"
    • TV-PG
  85. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Dead Woman's Goods; Car Crashed Credit"
    • TV-PG
  86. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Hadden vs. Hadden"
    • TV-PG
  87. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Anderson vs. Anderson"
    • TV-PG
  88. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Wilson vs. Cook"
    • TV-PG
  89. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Mitchell vs. Mayweather"
    • TV-PG
  90. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  91. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  92. 6:00 PM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 6:30 PM Community "Accounting for Lawyers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  95. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  96. Tomorrow Night
  97. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  98. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  100. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG
  102. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Louse Detective"
    • TV-PG
  103. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. Friday, September 4
  106. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  107. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  108. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  109. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 3:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Menace"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  112. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Scare"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  113. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  114. 5:30 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  115. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing to Sneeze At"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  116. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Teetering on Hysterics"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  117. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  121. 9:00 AM No More Dentures
  122. 9:30 AM No More Dentures
  123. 10:00 AM Body Beast!
  124. 10:30 AM No More Dentures
  125. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  128. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  129. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Toilet Tantrums"
    • TV-PG
  130. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Hogging It All"
    • TV-PG
  131. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Knight vs. Knight"
    • TV-PG
  132. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Davis-Fischer vs. Fischer"
    • TV-PG
  133. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Collins vs. Collins"
    • TV-PG
  134. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Martinez-Ramos vs. Sarvis"
    • TV-PG
  135. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  136. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  137. 6:00 PM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 6:30 PM Community "The Psychology of Letting Go"
    • TV-14  (L)
  139. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  140. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. Friday Night
  142. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  144. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG
  147. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG
  148. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Good Cop Bad Dog"
    • TV-PG
  150. Saturday, September 5
  151. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  152. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  153. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  154. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 3:00 AM Bones "The Salt in the Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 4:00 AM Bones "The Doctor in the Den"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  159. 5:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  160. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Little Park of Horrors"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  161. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Great Comedy Caper"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  162. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 7:30 AM Under Pressure Cooking
  164. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  166. 9:00 AM No More Dentures
  167. 9:30 AM No More Dentures
  168. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Cancun"
    • TV-G
  169. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  170. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Mammal Mania"
    • TV-G
  171. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Claim to Fame, Bad Ideas, Now and Then"
    • TV-G
  172. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Adventures in Thailand"
    • TV-G
  173. 12:30 PM State to State "Northern Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  174. 1:00 PM Portable Cooktop
  175. 1:30 PM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  176. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  177. 2:30 PM No More Dentures
  178. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  179. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  180. 4:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  181. 4:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  182. 5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  183. 5:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  184. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 7:00 PM Bones "The Doll in the Derby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. Saturday Night
  188. 8:00 PM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 9:00 PM Unsealed: Alien Files "Unwelcome Visitors"
    • TV-PG
  190. 9:30 PM Seattle Sounders FC Pre-Match
  191. 10:00 PM MLS Soccer "Toronto FC at Seattle Sounders FC"
    • LIVE
  192. Sunday, September 6
  193. 12:00 AM Seattle Sounders FC Post-Match
  194. 12:30 AM Seahawks Saturday Night
  195. 1:00 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  196. 1:30 AM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  197. 2:30 AM What Went Down "Death of a Fails-Man"
    • TV-PG
  198. 3:00 AM What Went Down "David Copper-Failed"
    • TV-PG
  199. 3:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Inside UFOs"
    • TV-PG
  200. 4:00 AM The Pinkertons "The Fourth Man"
    • TV-PG
  201. 5:00 AM No More Dentures
  202. 5:30 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  203. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  204. 6:30 AM Under Pressure Cooking
  205. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:30 AM No More Dentures
  207. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  209. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  210. 10:00 AM 21 Day Fix
  211. 10:30 AM No More Dentures
  212. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 12:00 PM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  215. 12:30 PM Portable Cooktop
  216. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  217. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  218. 2:00 PM No More Dentures
  219. 2:30 PM Larry King Special Report
  220. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  221. 3:30 PM No More Dentures
  222. 4:00 PM Paid Programming
  223. 4:30 PM Paid Programming
  224. 5:00 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  225. 5:30 PM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  226. 6:00 PM Seahawks Pregame
  227. 6:30 PM NFL Football "Oakland Raiders at Seattle Seahawks"
  228. Sunday Night
  229. 9:30 PM Seahawks Postgame
  230. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. Monday, September 7
  235. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  236. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
  237. 1:00 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  238. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  239. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Epic Relationship Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Tied Up With a Catholic Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 3:00 AM Community "Basic Rocket Science"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  242. 3:30 AM Community "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 4:30 AM Wen Hair - NEW Special TV Offer!
  245. 5:00 AM Van Wilder
    • R
  246. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  260. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  261. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Roommate Run-Off; 99 Cent Brick"
    • TV-PG
  262. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Excuses, Excuses, Excuses"
    • TV-PG
  263. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Moorman vs. Ward"
    • TV-PG
  264. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Burger vs. Burger"
    • TV-PG
  265. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Lambert vs. Johnson"
    • TV-PG
  266. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Rogers vs. Rogers"
    • TV-PG
  267. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  268. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  269. 6:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  270. 6:30 PM Community "Epidemiology"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  271. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  273. Monday Night
  274. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG
  279. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  280. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  281. 11:30 PM Modern Family "See You Next Fall"
    • TV-PG
  282. Tuesday, September 8
  283. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  284. 1:00 AM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  285. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Cee Lo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 3:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Wrong Is Right"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  289. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Honor"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  290. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  291. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Turning the Tables"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  293. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Ultimate Spit-Take"
    • TV-PG
  294. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  305. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  306. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Double Hit and Run; Busted Up, Now Pay Up"
    • TV-PG
  307. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Pay Up or Ship Out; Kitchen Nightmares"
    • TV-PG
  308. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Crudup vs. Pelley Jr."
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  309. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Johnson vs. Tisdale"
    • TV-PG
  310. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Woods vs. Woods"
    • TV-PG
  311. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Rutledge vs. Murray"
    • TV-PG
  312. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  313. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  314. 6:00 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 6:30 PM Community "Aerodynamics of Gender"
    • TV-14  (L)
  316. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  317. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Not So Fast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. Tuesday Night
  319. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  320. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Pray Anything"
    • TV-PG
  324. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
    • TV-PG
  325. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  326. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  327. Wednesday, September 9
  328. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  329. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  330. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  331. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 3:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Stress Position"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  334. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Sex Club"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  335. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  336. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Art of Pranking"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  338. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Run Away Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  339. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  350. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  351. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "House of Lies; No Performance Motorcycle"
    • TV-PG
  352. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Transmission Fail"
    • TV-PG
  353. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Strong vs. Jones"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  354. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "McClain-Boyce vs. Boyce"
    • TV-PG
  355. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Rugley vs. Wafer"
    • TV-PG
  356. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Darby vs. Darby"
    • TV-PG
  357. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  358. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  359. 6:00 PM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  360. 6:30 PM Community "Cooperative Calligraphy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  361. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Angry Sex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "P.T. & A"
    • TV-PG
  363. Wednesday Night
  364. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  365. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  366. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  368. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG
  369. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
    • TV-PG
  370. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  371. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Me? Jealous?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. Thursday, September 10
  373. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  374. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  375. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  376. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 3:00 AM The Walking Dead "Alone"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  379. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "The Grove"
    • TV-14  (V)
  380. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  381. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing Up His Cape"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dog's Best Friend"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  390. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  395. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  396. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Bicycle Pitts Stop; Burning Down the House"
    • TV-PG
  397. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Not So Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG
  398. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Roberson vs. Roberson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  399. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Buchanan vs. Buchanan"
    • TV-PG
  400. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Simmons vs. Stokes"
    • TV-PG
  401. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Noyd vs. Jacobs"
    • TV-PG
  402. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  403. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  404. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bully for Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  405. 6:30 PM Community "Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  406. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's F"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boys' Therapy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  408. Thursday Night
  409. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  410. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  412. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "C.E. D'OH"
    • TV-PG
  414. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG
  415. 11:00 PM Modern Family "When Good Kids Go Bad"
    • TV-PG
  416. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Egg Drop"
    • TV-PG
  417. Friday, September 11
  418. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  419. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  420. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  421. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  423. 3:00 AM The Mentalist "Black Gold and Red Blood"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  424. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Bulls"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  425. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  426. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Above Par Pranks"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  428. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Teetering on Hysterics"
    • TV-PG
  429. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  432. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  433. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  440. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  441. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Handing Out Chances; Who Let the Dogs Out"
    • TV-PG
  442. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Vacation Rental Regret; Keeping It Cool"
    • TV-PG
  443. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Gonzalez vs. Lopez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  444. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Humphreys vs. Humphreys"
    • TV-PG
  445. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Shelton vs. Shelton"
    • TV-PG
  446. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Sohn vs. McConnell"
    • TV-PG
  447. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  448. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  449. 6:00 PM American Dad "An Incident at Owl Creek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  450. 6:30 PM Community "Mixology Certification"
    • TV-PG
  451. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra's Parents"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  452. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Job for Robert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  453. Friday Night
  454. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  458. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Three Gays of the Condo"
    • TV-PG
  459. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG
  460. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Phil on Wire"
    • TV-PG
  461. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Express Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  462. Saturday, September 12
  463. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  464. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  465. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  466. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  467. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 3:00 AM Bones "The Science in the Physicist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  469. 4:00 AM Bones "The Cinderella in the Cardboard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  470. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  471. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Car of the Year"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  473. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Great Comedy Caper"
    • TV-PG
  474. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures
    • TV-PG
  481. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  482. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas
    • TV-G
  483. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Inventions, Who Said That, In Sickness and in Health"
    • TV-G
  484. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "The Coolest Sports on Earth"
    • TV-G
  485. 12:30 PM State to State "Oregon Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  486. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  487. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  488. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  489. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  490. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  491. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  492. 4:00 PM See Spot Run
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  493. 6:00 PM The Last Song
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  494. Saturday Night
  495. 8:00 PM Bones "The Shot in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  496. 9:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Morgue"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  497. 10:00 PM Seattle Sounders FC Pre-Match
  498. 10:30 PM MLS Soccer "Seattle Sounders FC at San Jose Earthquakes"
    • LIVE
  499. Sunday, September 13
  500. 12:30 AM Seattle Sounders FC Post-Match
  501. 1:00 AM Seahawks Saturday Night
  502. 1:30 AM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  503. 2:00 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  504. 2:30 AM What Went Down "The Holy Fail"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  505. 3:00 AM What Went Down "Godfailer III"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  506. 3:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Alien Journeys"
    • TV-PG
  507. 4:00 AM The Pinkertons "In Marm's Way"
    • TV-PG
  508. 5:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Finding Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  509. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  510. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  511. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  512. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  513. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  514. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  515. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  516. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  517. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  518. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  519. 11:00 AM FOX NFL Kickoff
    • LIVE
    • TV-PG
  520. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  521. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  522. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  523. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  524. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  525. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  526. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  527. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  528. 4:00 PM Me, Myself & Irene
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • R
  529. 6:00 PM Futurama "Naturama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  530. 6:30 PM Futurama "Meanwhile"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  531. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Date for Peter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  532. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Favors"
    • TV-PG
  533. Sunday Night
  534. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  535. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  536. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  537. 9:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  538. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  539. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  540. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG