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  2. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  3. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Where's My Music?; Hit From Behind"
    • TV-PG
  4. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Imperfect Pictures; Not Worth That"
    • TV-PG
  5. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "White vs. White"
    • TV-PG
  6. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Ottinger vs. Fears"
    • TV-PG
  7. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  8. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  9. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  10. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  11. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  12. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Assault With a Deadly Disease; Barrels of Horrors"
    • TV-PG
  13. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 8:30 PM Seattle Sounders FC Pre-Match
    • NEW
  18. 9:00 PM MLS Soccer "Seattle Sounders FC at Houston Dynamo"
    • LIVE
  19. 11:00 PM Seattle Sounders FC Post-Match
    • NEW
  20. 11:30 PM Modern Family "ClosetCon '13"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. Today
  22. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  23. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Rothman Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  26. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  27. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 4:00 AM The Closer "A Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  30. 5:00 AM The Closer "Death Warrant"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  31. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Optimus Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  32. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Fast and the Funniest"
    • TV-PG
  33. 7:00 AM No-Fat Fried Foods - YES! Really!
  34. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 8:30 AM Green Tea
  36. 9:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  37. 9:30 AM No More Dentures
  38. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meeting the Parents"
    • TV-PG
  39. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Plan"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 11:00 AM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  41. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  42. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  43. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Living Room Crash; Limo Biz Bust"
    • TV-PG
  44. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Prom Rags"
    • TV-PG
  45. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Berry vs. Jones"
    • TV-PG
  46. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Quezada vs. Rodriguez"
    • TV-PG
  47. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  48. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  49. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  50. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  51. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  52. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Heather Elvis Update; Doomsday Dater"
    • TV-PG
  53. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  54. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Boompa Loved His Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Towboy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  61. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Little Orphan Millie"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  62. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The Old Man & the Tree"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. Tomorrow
  65. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  66. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Werewolf Transformation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  69. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  70. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Alert"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  73. 5:00 AM The Mentalist "Blood for Blood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Junior Pranksters"
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Hook, Line & Prankster"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:00 AM KRILLW CoQ
  77. 7:30 AM Larry King Special Report
  78. 8:00 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  79. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  80. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  81. 9:30 AM No More Dentures
  82. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sleepover at Peggy's"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  83. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who's Next"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  84. 11:00 AM Community "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  86. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  87. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "I'm a Survivor"
    • TV-PG
  88. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Hair Salon Showdown"
    • TV-PG
  89. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Stokes vs. Asher Jr."
    • TV-PG
  90. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Thompson vs. Barkdale"
    • TV-PG
  91. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  92. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  93. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  94. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  95. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  96. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Killer Sex; Clean Drug Test Bribery"
    • TV-PG
  97. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  98. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  99. Tomorrow Night
  100. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  102. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 10:00 PM WNBA Basketball "Los Angeles Sparks at Seattle Storm"
    • LIVE
  105. Saturday, August 27
  106. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  107. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  110. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 4:00 AM Bones "The Bikini in the Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 5:00 AM Bones "The Killer in the Crosshairs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Gift of Gag"
    • TV-PG
  116. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "America's Got No Talent"
    • TV-PG
  117. 7:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  118. 8:00 AM Get Your Daily Nutrients from REAL Food!
  119. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 9:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  121. 9:30 AM Arthritis Pain?
  122. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Pittsburgh"
    • TV-G
  123. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  124. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Fierce and Frightening"
    • TV-G
  125. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Lights-Camera-Action, Get Creative, Record Breakers"
    • TV-G
  126. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Boat Races"
    • TV-G
  127. 12:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals With Jobs"
    • TV-G
  128. 1:00 PM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  129. 1:30 PM Arthritis Pain?
  130. 2:00 PM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  131. 2:30 PM Tai Chi Master!
  132. 3:00 PM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  133. 4:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "ESP: Extra Special Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  134. 4:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Behold Old Prankful"
    • TV-PG
  135. 5:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  136. 5:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  137. 6:00 PM Phone Booth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  138. Saturday Night
  139. 8:00 PM Bones "The Lost in the Found"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 9:00 PM Bones "The Bone That Blew"
    • TV-14  (D)
  141. 10:00 PM Elementary "Solve for X"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  142. 11:00 PM Person of Interest "Witness"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  143. Sunday, August 28
  144. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  145. 12:30 AM Seahawks Saturday Night
    • NEW
  146. 1:00 AM Washington's Most Wanted
    • NEW
  147. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Shower"
    • TV-PG
  148. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Baggage"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Goes Back to Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Slumpbuster"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tries Sleep Deprivation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Battle Over a Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 5:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  155. 6:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  156. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 7:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  158. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 8:30 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  160. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  161. 10:00 AM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  162. 10:30 AM Arthritis Pain?
  163. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 11:30 AM Nip&Tuck: Transformations
  165. 12:00 PM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  166. 1:00 PM Successful Living With Casey Treat
  167. 1:30 PM Tai Chi Master!
  168. 2:00 PM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  169. 2:30 PM Arthritis Pain?
  170. 3:00 PM Make $$ in Real Estate Locally
  171. 4:00 PM Hostage
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  172. 6:00 PM NFL Football "Dallas Cowboys at Seattle Seahawks"
  173. Sunday Night
  174. 9:30 PM Seahawks Postgame
    • NEW
  175. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. Monday, August 29
  180. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  181. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
    • NEW
  182. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 2:00 AM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  185. 2:30 AM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  186. 3:00 AM Community "Spanish 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 3:30 AM Community "Introduction to Film"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  188. 4:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  189. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:00 AM Ramona and Beezus
    • TV-G
    • G
  191. 7:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  192. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bachelor Party"
    • TV-PG
  198. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fun with Debra"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  199. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  200. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  201. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  202. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Audi Scam; Sex in the Sublet"
    • TV-PG
  203. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Leaks and Lies"
    • TV-PG
  204. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Irvin vs. Irvin"
    • TV-PG
  205. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Garth vs. Williams"
    • TV-PG
  206. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  207. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  208. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  209. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  210. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  211. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Suicide or Murder?; Where's Ayla?"
    • TV-PG
  212. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  213. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  214. Monday Night
  215. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Funeral for a Fiend"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  220. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Three Dinners"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  222. 11:30 PM Modern Family "iSpy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. Tuesday, August 30
  224. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  225. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  229. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Desperate"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  232. 5:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Tortured"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 6:00 AM Community "Social Psychology"
    • TV-14  (D)
  234. 6:30 AM Community "Basic Rocket Science"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:30 AM Arthritis Pain?
  237. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 9:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  241. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  242. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Thank You Notes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  244. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  245. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  246. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Falsely Accused; BMW Boomerang"
    • TV-PG
  247. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Tax Fraud; Baby Mama Mayhem"
    • TV-PG
  248. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Martinez vs. LeBruce"
    • TV-PG
  249. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Estrada vs. Diaz"
    • TV-PG
  250. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  251. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  252. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  253. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  254. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  255. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Sins of a Priest; Natalie Wood"
    • TV-PG
  256. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  257. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  258. Tuesday Night
  259. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  261. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  262. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "E. Pluribus Wiggum"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  264. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  265. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  266. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Spring-a-Ding-Fling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  267. Wednesday, August 31
  268. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  269. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  271. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  272. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "Cherokee Rose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  276. 5:00 AM The Walking Dead "Chupacabra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  277. 6:00 AM Community "Advanced Criminal Law"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 6:30 AM Community "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  279. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 8:30 AM No-Fat Fried Foods - YES! Really!
  283. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  285. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Home From School"
    • TV-PG
  286. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  287. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  288. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  289. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Tummy Tuck Skinny Scammer"
    • TV-PG
  290. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "My Right to Smoke; I'm Not My Brother's Keeper"
    • TV-PG
  291. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Sanders vs. Henry"
    • TV-PG
  292. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Washington vs. Moore"
    • TV-PG
  293. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  294. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  295. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  296. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  297. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  298. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Elizabeth Smart; Bad Teacher?"
    • TV-PG
  299. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  300. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  301. Wednesday Night
  302. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  305. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 10:00 PM WNBA Basketball "Dallas Wings at Seattle Storm"
    • LIVE
  307. Thursday, September 1
  308. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  309. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  312. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  313. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 4:00 AM The Closer "Star Turn"
    • TV-14  (V)
  316. 5:00 AM The Closer "Fresh Pursuit"
    • TV-14  (V)
  317. 6:00 AM Community "Football, Feminism and You"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  318. 6:30 AM Community "Epidemiology"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  319. 7:00 AM Arthritis Pain?
  320. 7:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  321. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 9:00 AM Arthritis Pain?
  324. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  327. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  328. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  329. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  330. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Cliffhanger"
    • TV-PG
  331. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Ratchet Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  332. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Beaufort vs. Beaufort"
    • TV-PG
  333. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Bacame vs. Sanchez"
    • TV-PG
  334. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  335. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  336. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  337. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  338. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  339. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Mormon Murders; Zipcar Hacking"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  342. Thursday Night
  343. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  344. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Debarted"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  348. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  349. 11:00 PM Modern Family "A Hard Jay's Night"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. Friday, September 2
  352. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  353. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  354. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  356. 2:30 AM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Gold"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  360. 5:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Queen"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  361. 6:00 AM Community "Introduction to Statistics"
    • TV-14  (L)
  362. 6:30 AM Community "Aerodynamics of Gender"
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 7:30 AM How to Tighten Crepey Skin
  365. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  370. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  372. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  373. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  374. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Knock, Rock, Let Me In; Back That Thang Up"
    • TV-PG
  375. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "And Your Little Dog Too; Beef With My Caterer"
    • TV-PG
  376. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Newcomb vs. Reece"
    • TV-PG
  377. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Durham vs. Durham"
    • TV-PG
  378. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  379. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  380. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  381. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  382. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  383. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Murdered on Vacation; Deadly Edibles"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  385. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  386. Friday Night
  387. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  388. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  389. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Of Course He's Dead -- Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Smoke on the Daughter"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Papa Don't Leech"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  393. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  394. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. Saturday, September 3
  396. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  397. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  399. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-PG
  400. 2:30 AM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  401. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  402. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  403. 4:00 AM Bones "The Blackout in the Blizzard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  404. 5:00 AM Bones "The Feet on the Beach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  405. 6:00 AM Community "Home Economics"
    • TV-14  (L)
  406. 6:30 AM Community "Cooperative Calligraphy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  409. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  411. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  412. 9:30 AM How to Tighten Crepey Skin
  413. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Southern California"
    • TV-G
  414. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  415. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Fast, Fierce and Flightless"
    • TV-G
  416. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Mystery Solved, Ridiculous Theories, Supernatural"
    • TV-G
  417. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Road Trips: Alaska & Canada"
    • TV-G
  418. 12:30 PM Zoo Clues "Amazing Climbers"
    • TV-G
  419. 1:00 PM How to Tighten Crepey Skin
  420. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  421. 2:00 PM Tai Chi Master!
  422. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  423. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  424. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  425. 4:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Head-Banging Fun"
    • TV-PG
  426. 4:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Fall-Down Funny"
    • TV-PG
  427. 5:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  428. 5:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  429. 6:00 PM Gothika
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • R
  430. Saturday Night
  431. 8:00 PM Bones "The Verdict in the Victims"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  432. 9:00 PM Bones "Double Trouble in the Panhandle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  433. 10:00 PM Elementary "Poison Pen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 11:00 PM Person of Interest "Get Carter"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  435. Sunday, September 4
  436. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  437. 12:30 AM Seahawks Saturday Night
    • NEW
  438. 1:00 AM Washington's Most Wanted
    • NEW
  439. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  440. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bird"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Proves Therapy Is Legit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  442. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Kate's Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  443. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  444. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Outs a Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  445. 4:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  446. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  455. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  456. 10:30 AM Arthritis Pain?
  457. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  458. 11:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  459. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  460. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  461. 1:00 PM Successful Living With Casey Treat
  462. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  463. 2:00 PM Arthritis Pain?
  464. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  465. 3:00 PM How to Tighten Crepey Skin
  466. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  467. 4:00 PM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  468. 6:00 PM Seahawks Pregame
  469. 6:30 PM NFL Football "Seattle Seahawks at Oakland Raiders"
  470. Sunday Night
  471. 9:30 PM Seahawks Postgame
  472. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  473. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Infestation Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D)
  475. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  476. Monday, September 5
  477. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  478. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
    • NEW
  479. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  482. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  483. 3:00 AM Community "Debate 109"
    • TV-14
  484. 3:30 AM Community "Environmental Science"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  485. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 4:30 AM No-Fat Fried Foods - YES! Really!
  487. 5:00 AM Purple Violets
    • TV-14  (D,S)
    • NR
  488. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  491. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  492. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  493. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  494. 10:00 AM On the Spot "Myths, Claim to Fame, What It's Worth"
    • TV-G
  495. 10:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  496. 11:00 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  497. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  498. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  499. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Fake Ticket Talk"
    • TV-PG
  500. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Missing Food Truck"
    • TV-PG
  501. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Farias vs. Sanchez"
    • TV-PG
  502. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Oviedo vs. Alonzo"
    • TV-PG
  503. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  504. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  505. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  506. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  507. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  508. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Nurse Murder; Record Company Phony"
    • TV-PG
  509. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  510. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  511. Monday Night
  512. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  513. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  514. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  515. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  516. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Apocalypse Cow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  517. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Any Given Sundance"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  518. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  519. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"