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  2. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  3. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Party Crasher"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  4. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Fulgencio"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  5. Today
  6. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  7. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  10. 2:30 AM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  11. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean Fight Over a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and The Last Temptation of Eugenio"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:00 AM Bones "The Man on the Fairway"
    • TV-14  (V)
  14. 5:00 AM Bones "Two Bodies in the Lab"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "A Real Drag"
    • TV-PG
  16. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Car of the Year"
    • TV-PG
  17. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  18. 7:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  19. 8:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  20. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  21. 9:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  22. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  23. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "New Orleans"
    • TV-G
  24. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  25. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Leaping Lizards!"
    • TV-G
  26. 11:30 AM On the Spot "In Sickness and in Health, Bad Ideas, Origins"
    • TV-G
  27. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Off the Beaten Path 3: The American Southwest"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  28. 12:30 PM Zoo Clues "Creepy Crawlers"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  29. 1:00 PM Sofia's Coffee Bar
  30. 1:30 PM Tai Chi Master!
  31. 2:00 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  32. 2:30 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  33. 3:00 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  34. 3:30 PM Seattle Sounders FC Pre-Match
    • NEW
  35. 4:00 PM MLS Soccer "Columbus Crew SC at Seattle Sounders FC"
    • LIVE
  36. 6:00 PM Seattle Sounders FC Post-Match
    • NEW
  37. 6:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Turning the Tables"
    • TV-PG
  38. 7:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "The Art of Pranking"
    • TV-PG
  39. 7:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing Up His Cape"
    • TV-PG
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM Bones "The Recluse in the Recliner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  42. 9:00 PM Bones "The Santa in the Slush"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 10:00 PM Elementary "T-Bone and the Iceman"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  44. 11:00 PM Person of Interest "Allegiance"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  47. 12:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
    • NEW
  48. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  55. 4:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  56. 5:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  57. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  58. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  59. 6:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  60. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  61. 7:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  62. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  63. 8:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  64. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  65. 10:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  66. 10:30 AM Prostate Problems? Get Relief Fast!
  67. 11:00 AM Cleaning Addicts
  68. 11:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  69. 12:00 PM April Showers Can't Slow Down The NuWave Cooktop
  70. 12:30 PM DIY Twice As Fast
  71. 1:00 PM Successful Living With Casey Treat
  72. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  73. 2:00 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  74. 2:30 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  75. 3:00 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  76. 3:30 PM Fortunes in Flipping
  77. 4:00 PM Marley & Me
    • PG
  78. 6:00 PM Space Cowboys
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  79. Tomorrow Night
  80. 8:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  81. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  82. 9:30 PM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  83. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  87. Monday, May 2
  88. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  89. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
    • NEW
  90. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 2:00 AM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  93. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  94. 3:00 AM Community "Digital Exploration of Interior Design"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 3:30 AM Community "Pillows and Blankets"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  96. 4:00 AM Fast Joint Relief
  97. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  98. 5:00 AM Big
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  99. 7:00 AM Green Tea
  100. 7:30 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  101. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  102. 8:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  103. 9:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  104. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 11:00 AM Community "Origins of Vampire Mythology"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  107. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  108. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  109. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Motorcycle Madness; Fishy Landlord"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  110. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "She's a Slumlord From Hell"
    • TV-PG
  111. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Berry vs. Jones"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  112. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Garcia vs. Williams"
    • TV-PG
  113. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Free Sample Scheme; Ball Pit of Bacteria"
    • TV-PG
  114. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Finding Bigfoot; Guzzler on the Roof"
    • TV-PG
  115. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  116. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  117. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  118. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Catch Me if You Can; False Testimony"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  119. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  121. Monday Night
  122. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  123. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  127. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  128. 11:00 PM Modern Family "A Slight at the Opera"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  129. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Heart Broken"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  130. Tuesday, May 3
  131. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  132. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  135. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Latina"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Date Rated"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Stolen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 5:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Rooftop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  140. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "I Beam You Scream"
    • TV-PG
  141. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Jig and Jiggle"
    • TV-PG
  142. 7:00 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  143. 7:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  144. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 9:00 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  146. 9:30 AM Fortunes in Flipping
  147. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bird"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 11:00 AM Community "Virtual Systems Analysis"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  151. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  152. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Old Friend of Mine; Rear Ended on 8 Mile"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  153. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "A Dog Eat Dog World; Runaway Bedroom Set"
    • TV-PG
  154. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Romero vs. Romero"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  155. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Douglas vs. Jones"
    • TV-PG
  156. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Business Stinks Like Your Poop; The Ultimate Piledriver"
    • TV-PG
  157. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Rap Conflict; Kick Stop"
    • TV-PG
  158. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  159. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  160. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  161. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Custody Battle Leads to Murder Plot; Killer Stepmom"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  162. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  163. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  164. Tuesday Night
  165. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  166. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Mansion Family"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  170. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Saddlesore Galactica"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  171. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Bad Hair Day"
    • TV-PG
  172. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Best Men"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. Wednesday, May 4
  174. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  175. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  178. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  179. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "Too Far Gone"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  182. 5:00 AM The Walking Dead "After"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  183. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  184. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "License to Prank"
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:00 AM Derm Exclusive!
  186. 7:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  187. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 8:30 AM Losing Your Memory??
  189. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 9:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  191. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
    • TV-PG
  192. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra at the Lodge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 11:00 AM Community "Basic Lupine Urology"
    • TV-PG
  194. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  195. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  196. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Hellraiser"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  197. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Leaf Blowout; I Thought We Were Friends"
    • TV-PG
  198. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Rudolph vs. Rudolph"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  199. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Garth vs. Williams"
    • TV-PG
  200. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Go Ahead Drop Dead"
    • TV-PG
  201. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  202. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  203. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  204. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  205. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Katie's Second Chance; Gang Member Catering"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  207. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  208. Wednesday Night
  209. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  212. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  214. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  215. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Wow Factor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The Future Dunphys"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. Thursday, May 5
  218. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  219. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  220. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  221. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  222. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  223. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 4:00 AM The Closer "Half Load"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  226. 5:00 AM The Closer "Tapped Out"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  227. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  228. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Ride of a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG
  229. 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  230. 7:30 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  231. 8:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  232. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  234. 9:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  235. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Whose Side Are You On?"
    • TV-PG
  237. 11:00 AM Community "Course Listing Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  238. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  239. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  240. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Where Is the DJ?; Playboy Rivalry"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  241. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Odometer Setback"
    • TV-PG
  242. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  243. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Thompson vs. Padilla"
    • TV-PG
  244. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Signed, Sealed, and Destroyed; Botchy Brazilian"
    • TV-PG
  245. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  246. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  247. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  248. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  249. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Who Killed Nancy Probst?; House of Horrors"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  250. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  251. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  252. Thursday Night
  253. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Pygmoelian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  258. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart to the Future"
    • TV-PG
  259. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Flip Flop"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  260. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Career Day"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. Friday, May 6
  262. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  263. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  267. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Menace"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  270. 5:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Scare"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  271. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  272. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 7:30 AM Copper Chef
  275. 8:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  276. 8:30 AM Copper Chef
  277. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 9:30 AM Green Tea
  279. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  280. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-G
  281. 11:00 AM Community "Curriculum Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  282. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  283. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  284. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Unpaid Promises"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  285. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Cell Phone Scam; Brooklyn Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  286. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  287. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Kimbel vs. Carson"
    • TV-PG
  288. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Double Charged Car; High at Work"
    • TV-PG
  289. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  290. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  291. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  292. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  293. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Mother's Day Murder; Second Chance Farm"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  294. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  295. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  296. Friday Night
  297. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses"
    • TV-PG
  302. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
    • TV-PG
  303. 11:00 PM Modern Family "My Hero"
    • TV-PG
  304. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Games People Play"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. Saturday, May 7
  306. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  307. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  308. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  310. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
    • TV-PG  (L)
  311. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 4:00 AM Bones "The Woman in the Tunnel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 5:00 AM Bones "The Skull in the Desert"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  315. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Recycling Grandma"
    • TV-PG
  316. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "A Real Drag"
    • TV-PG
  317. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 7:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  319. 8:00 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  320. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:30 AM Krill Omega
  323. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Utah"
    • TV-G
  324. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  325. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Animals of Africa"
    • TV-G
  326. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Mad Science, Oddities, Origins"
    • TV-G
  327. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Water Adventures"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  328. 12:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals Of The World: The Amazon"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  329. 1:00 PM Derm Exclusive!
  330. 1:30 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  331. 2:00 PM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  332. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  333. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  334. 3:30 PM Green Tea
  335. 4:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Jig and Jiggle"
    • TV-PG
  336. 4:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "License to Prank"
    • TV-PG
  337. 5:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Ride of a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG
  338. 5:30 PM Domino
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  339. Saturday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Bones "The Conspiracy in the Corpse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 9:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Mud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 10:00 PM Elementary "One Watson, One Holmes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  343. 11:00 PM Person of Interest "Death Benefit"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  344. Sunday, May 8
  345. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  346. 12:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
    • NEW
  347. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  348. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  349. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  353. 4:00 AM Losing Your Memory??
  354. 4:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  355. 5:00 AM Copper Chef
  356. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  364. 10:00 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  365. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 11:30 AM Losing Your Memory??
  367. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  368. 12:30 PM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  369. 1:00 PM Successful Living With Casey Treat
  370. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  371. 2:00 PM Body Beast!
  372. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  373. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  374. 3:30 PM National Treasure
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  375. 6:00 PM National Treasure: Book of Secrets
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  376. Sunday Night
  377. 8:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  378. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  379. 9:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  380. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  381. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  382. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. Monday, May 9
  385. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  386. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
    • NEW
  387. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  389. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  390. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  391. 3:00 AM Community "Digital Estate Planning"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  392. 3:30 AM Community "The First Chang Dynasty"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  393. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:00 AM A History of Violence
    • R
  396. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  403. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  404. 11:00 AM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  405. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  406. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  407. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Living Room Crash; Limo Biz Bust"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  408. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "High School Break-In"
    • TV-PG
  409. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Fitzgerald vs. Wright"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  410. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Davenport vs. Clemons"
    • TV-PG
  411. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  412. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  413. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  414. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  415. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  416. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  417. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  418. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  419. Monday Night
  420. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  421. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  425. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  426. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Goodnight, Gracie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  427. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  428. Tuesday, May 10
  429. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  430. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  432. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  433. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  434. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  435. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Tangled"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  437. 5:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Redemption"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Do You Want Fleas With That?"
    • TV-PG
  439. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "I Beam You Scream"
    • TV-PG
  440. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  441. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  442. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  443. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  444. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  447. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  448. 11:00 AM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  449. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  450. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  451. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "I'm a Survivor"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  452. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "You Sold Me a Dead Woman's Car; MMA Fight to Get My Money"
    • TV-PG
  453. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Russell vs. Russell"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  454. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Tyner vs. Ellis"
    • TV-PG
  455. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  456. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  457. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  458. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  459. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  460. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  461. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  462. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  463. Tuesday Night
  464. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  465. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  466. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  467. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  469. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Insane Clown Poppy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  470. 11:00 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  471. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  472. Wednesday, May 11
  473. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  474. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  475. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG
  476. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  477. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Paul's the Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  478. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  479. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "Inmates"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  481. 5:00 AM The Walking Dead "Claimed"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  482. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caffeinated Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  483. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  484. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  491. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  492. 11:00 AM Community "Accounting for Lawyers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  493. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  494. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  495. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "In a Door Jam; Mama Don't Play That"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  496. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Comic Relief"
    • TV-PG
  497. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Rivera vs. Rivera"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  498. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Sanders vs. Henry"
    • TV-PG
  499. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  500. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  501. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  502. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  503. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  504. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  505. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  506. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  507. Wednesday Night
  508. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  509. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  510. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  511. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  512. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tale of Two Springfields"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  513. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "HOMR"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  514. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Farm Strong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  515. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)