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  2. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Martin vs. Pinner"
    • TV-PG
  3. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Moreno vs. Broughton"
    • TV-PG
  4. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  5. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  6. 6:00 PM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 6:30 PM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  8. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-G
  10. Last Night
  11. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG
  16. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Helter Shelter"
    • TV-PG
  17. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Australia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Boys' Night"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  19. Today
  20. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  21. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Chicken Pox"
    • TV-PG
  22. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 3:00 AM The Walking Dead "Claimed"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  26. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "Still"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  27. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  28. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  29. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "She's a Knockout"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  30. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dog's Best Friend"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  31. 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  32. 7:30 AM No More Dentures
  33. 8:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  34. 8:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  35. 9:00 AM No More Dentures
  36. 9:30 AM Body Beast!
  37. 10:00 AM No defrosting or preheating required
  38. 10:30 AM No More Dentures
  39. 11:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  40. 11:30 AM Portable Cooktop
  41. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  42. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  43. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Leaf Blowout; I Thought We Were Friends"
    • TV-PG
  44. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Dead Woman's Goods; Car Crashed Credit"
    • TV-PG
  45. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Hadden vs. Hadden"
    • TV-PG
  46. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Anderson vs. Anderson"
    • TV-PG
  47. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Wilson vs. Cook"
    • TV-PG
  48. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Mitchell vs. Mayweather"
    • TV-PG
  49. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  50. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:00 PM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 6:30 PM Community "Accounting for Lawyers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  53. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  54. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  57. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  58. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  59. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG
  61. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Louse Detective"
    • TV-PG
  62. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. Tomorrow
  65. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  66. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  67. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  68. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 3:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Menace"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  71. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Scare"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  72. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  73. 5:30 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  74. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing to Sneeze At"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Teetering on Hysterics"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  78. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  80. 9:00 AM No More Dentures
  81. 9:30 AM No More Dentures
  82. 10:00 AM Body Beast!
  83. 10:30 AM No More Dentures
  84. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  87. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  88. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Toilet Tantrums"
    • TV-PG
  89. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Hogging It All"
    • TV-PG
  90. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Knight vs. Knight"
    • TV-PG
  91. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Davis-Fischer vs. Fischer"
    • TV-PG
  92. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Collins vs. Collins"
    • TV-PG
  93. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Martinez-Ramos vs. Sarvis"
    • TV-PG
  94. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  95. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  96. 6:00 PM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  97. 6:30 PM Community "The Psychology of Letting Go"
    • TV-14  (L)
  98. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  99. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  100. Tomorrow Night
  101. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  103. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Special Edna"
    • TV-PG
  106. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Dad Who Knew Too Little"
    • TV-PG
  107. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Message Received"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Good Cop Bad Dog"
    • TV-PG
  109. Saturday, September 5
  110. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  111. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  112. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  113. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 3:00 AM Bones "The Salt in the Wounds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 4:00 AM Bones "The Doctor in the Den"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  118. 5:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  119. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Little Park of Horrors"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  120. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Great Comedy Caper"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 7:30 AM Under Pressure Cooking
  123. 8:00 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  124. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  125. 9:00 AM No More Dentures
  126. 9:30 AM No More Dentures
  127. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Cancun"
    • TV-G
  128. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  129. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Mammal Mania"
    • TV-G
  130. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Claim to Fame, Bad Ideas, Now and Then"
    • TV-G
  131. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Adventures in Thailand"
    • TV-G
  132. 12:30 PM State to State "Northern Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  133. 1:00 PM Portable Cooktop
  134. 1:30 PM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  135. 2:00 PM No defrosting or preheating required
  136. 2:30 PM No More Dentures
  137. 3:00 PM Organic Juice Cleanse
  138. 3:30 PM Best Portable Cooktop
  139. 4:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  140. 4:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  141. 5:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  142. 5:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  143. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 7:00 PM Bones "The Doll in the Derby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. Saturday Night
  147. 8:00 PM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. 9:00 PM Unsealed: Alien Files "Unwelcome Visitors"
    • TV-PG
  149. 9:30 PM Seattle Sounders FC Pre-Match
  150. 10:00 PM MLS Soccer "Toronto FC at Seattle Sounders FC"
    • LIVE
  151. Sunday, September 6
  152. 12:00 AM Seattle Sounders FC Post-Match
  153. 12:30 AM Seahawks Saturday Night
  154. 1:00 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  155. 1:30 AM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • TV-G
  156. 2:30 AM What Went Down "Death of a Fails-Man"
    • TV-PG
  157. 3:00 AM What Went Down "David Copper-Failed"
    • TV-PG
  158. 3:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Inside UFOs"
    • TV-PG
  159. 4:00 AM The Pinkertons "The Fourth Man"
    • TV-PG
  160. 5:00 AM No More Dentures
  161. 5:30 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  162. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  163. 6:30 AM Under Pressure Cooking
  164. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 7:30 AM No More Dentures
  166. 8:00 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  167. 8:30 AM No More Dentures
  168. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  169. 10:00 AM 21 Day Fix
  170. 10:30 AM No More Dentures
  171. 11:00 AM Best Portable Cooktop
  172. 11:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  173. 12:00 PM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  174. 12:30 PM Portable Cooktop
  175. 1:00 PM Derm Exclusive!
  176. 1:30 PM No defrosting or preheating required
  177. 2:00 PM No More Dentures
  178. 2:30 PM Larry King Special Report
  179. 3:00 PM Best Portable Cooktop
  180. 3:30 PM No More Dentures
  181. 4:00 PM Joint Relief
  182. 4:30 PM 21 DAY FIX
  183. 5:00 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  184. 5:30 PM Futurama "Stench and Stenchibility"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  185. 6:00 PM Seahawks Pregame
  186. 6:30 PM NFL Football "Oakland Raiders at Seattle Seahawks"
  187. Sunday Night
  188. 9:30 PM Seahawks Postgame
  189. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. Monday, September 7
  194. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  195. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
  196. 1:00 AM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  197. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  198. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Epic Relationship Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Tied Up With a Catholic Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 3:00 AM Community "Basic Rocket Science"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 3:30 AM Community "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 4:30 AM Wen Hair - NEW Special TV Offer!
  204. 5:00 AM Van Wilder
    • R
  205. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 7:30 AM Joint Relief
  210. 8:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  211. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:00 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  213. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  219. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  220. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Roommate Run-Off; 99 Cent Brick"
    • TV-PG
  221. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Excuses, Excuses, Excuses"
    • TV-PG
  222. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Moorman vs. Ward"
    • TV-PG
  223. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Burger vs. Burger"
    • TV-PG
  224. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Lambert vs. Johnson"
    • TV-PG
  225. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Rogers vs. Rogers"
    • TV-PG
  226. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  227. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  228. 6:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  229. 6:30 PM Community "Epidemiology"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  230. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  231. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  232. Monday Night
  233. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG
  238. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  239. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 1"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  240. 11:30 PM Modern Family "See You Next Fall"
    • TV-PG
  241. Tuesday, September 8
  242. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  243. 1:00 AM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  244. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  245. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Cee Lo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 3:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Wrong Is Right"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  248. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Honor"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  249. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  250. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Turning the Tables"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  252. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Ultimate Spit-Take"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  254. 7:30 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  255. 8:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  256. 8:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  257. 9:00 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  258. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  264. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  265. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Double Hit and Run; Busted Up, Now Pay Up"
    • TV-PG
  266. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Pay Up or Ship Out; Kitchen Nightmares"
    • TV-PG
  267. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Crudup vs. Pelley Jr."
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  268. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Johnson vs. Tisdale"
    • TV-PG
  269. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Woods vs. Woods"
    • TV-PG
  270. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Rutledge vs. Murray"
    • TV-PG
  271. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  272. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  273. 6:00 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 6:30 PM Community "Aerodynamics of Gender"
    • TV-14  (L)
  275. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  276. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Not So Fast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. Tuesday Night
  278. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  279. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Pray Anything"
    • TV-PG
  283. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
    • TV-PG
  284. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Wedding, Part 2"
    • TV-PG
  285. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  286. Wednesday, September 9
  287. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  288. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  289. 1:30 AM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  290. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 3:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Stress Position"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  293. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Criminal Intent "Sex Club"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  294. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  295. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Art of Pranking"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  297. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Run Away Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  298. 7:00 AM Joint Relief
  299. 7:30 AM Joint Relief
  300. 8:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  301. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:00 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  303. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 10:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  306. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  309. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  310. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "House of Lies; No Performance Motorcycle"
    • TV-PG
  311. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Transmission Fail"
    • TV-PG
  312. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Strong vs. Jones"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  313. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "McClain-Boyce vs. Boyce"
    • TV-PG
  314. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Rugley vs. Wafer"
    • TV-PG
  315. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Darby vs. Darby"
    • TV-PG
  316. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  317. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  318. 6:00 PM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  319. 6:30 PM Community "Cooperative Calligraphy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  320. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Angry Sex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "P.T. & A"
    • TV-PG
  322. Wednesday Night
  323. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  324. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  325. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG
  328. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
    • TV-PG
  329. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  330. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Me? Jealous?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. Thursday, September 10
  332. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  333. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  334. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 3:00 AM The Walking Dead "Alone"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  338. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "The Grove"
    • TV-14  (V)
  339. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Nothing Up His Cape"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  342. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dog's Best Friend"
    • TV-PG
  343. 7:00 AM 21 DAY FIX
  344. 7:30 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  345. 8:00 AM Larry King Special Report
  346. 8:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  347. 9:00 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  348. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  354. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  355. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Bicycle Pitts Stop; Burning Down the House"
    • TV-PG
  356. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Not So Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG
  357. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Roberson vs. Roberson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  358. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Buchanan vs. Buchanan"
    • TV-PG
  359. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Simmons vs. Stokes"
    • TV-PG
  360. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Noyd vs. Jacobs"
    • TV-PG
  361. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  362. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  363. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bully for Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. 6:30 PM Community "Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  365. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's F"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  366. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boys' Therapy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. Thursday Night
  368. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  369. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "C.E. D'OH"
    • TV-PG
  373. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG
  374. 11:00 PM Modern Family "When Good Kids Go Bad"
    • TV-PG
  375. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Egg Drop"
    • TV-PG
  376. Friday, September 11
  377. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  378. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  379. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  380. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 3:00 AM The Mentalist "Black Gold and Red Blood"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  383. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Bulls"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  384. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Above Par Pranks"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Teetering on Hysterics"
    • TV-PG
  388. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 7:30 AM Joint Relief
  390. 8:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  391. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 9:00 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  393. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 12:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  399. 12:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  400. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Handing Out Chances; Who Let the Dogs Out"
    • TV-PG
  401. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Vacation Rental Regret; Keeping It Cool"
    • TV-PG
  402. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Gonzalez vs. Lopez"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  403. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Humphreys vs. Humphreys"
    • TV-PG
  404. 3:00 PM Divorce Court "Shelton vs. Shelton"
    • TV-PG
  405. 3:30 PM Divorce Court "Sohn vs. McConnell"
    • TV-PG
  406. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  407. 5:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  408. 6:00 PM American Dad "An Incident at Owl Creek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. 6:30 PM Community "Mixology Certification"
    • TV-PG
  410. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra's Parents"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Job for Robert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. Friday Night
  413. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  417. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Three Gays of the Condo"
    • TV-PG
  418. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG
  419. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Phil on Wire"
    • TV-PG
  420. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Express Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  421. Saturday, September 12
  422. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  423. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  424. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  425. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  426. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 3:00 AM Bones "The Science in the Physicist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  428. 4:00 AM Bones "The Cinderella in the Cardboard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  429. 5:00 AM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  430. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Car of the Year"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  432. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "The Great Comedy Caper"
    • TV-PG
  433. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  434. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  435. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures
    • TV-PG
  440. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  441. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas
    • TV-G
  442. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Inventions, Who Said That, In Sickness and in Health"
    • TV-G
  443. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "The Coolest Sports on Earth"
    • TV-G
  444. 12:30 PM State to State "Oregon Road Trip"
    • TV-G
  445. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  446. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  447. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  448. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  449. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  450. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  451. 4:00 PM See Spot Run
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  452. 6:00 PM The Last Song
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  453. Saturday Night
  454. 8:00 PM Bones "The Shot in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  455. 9:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Morgue"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  456. 10:00 PM Seattle Sounders FC Pre-Match
  457. 10:30 PM MLS Soccer "Seattle Sounders FC at San Jose Earthquakes"
    • LIVE
  458. Sunday, September 13
  459. 12:30 AM Seattle Sounders FC Post-Match
  460. 1:00 AM Seahawks Saturday Night
  461. 1:30 AM Monopoly Millionaires' Club
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  462. 2:00 AM Washington's Most Wanted
  463. 2:30 AM What Went Down "The Holy Fail"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  464. 3:00 AM What Went Down "Godfailer III"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  465. 3:30 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Alien Journeys"
    • TV-PG
  466. 4:00 AM The Pinkertons "In Marm's Way"
    • TV-PG
  467. 5:00 AM Unsealed: Alien Files "Finding Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  468. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  476. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 11:00 AM FOX NFL Kickoff
    • LIVE
    • TV-PG
  479. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  480. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  481. 1:00 PM Paid Programming
  482. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  483. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  484. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  485. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  486. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  487. 4:00 PM Me, Myself & Irene
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • R
  488. 6:00 PM Futurama "Naturama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  489. 6:30 PM Futurama "Meanwhile"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  490. 7:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Date for Peter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  491. 7:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Favors"
    • TV-PG
  492. Sunday Night
  493. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  494. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  495. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  496. 9:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  497. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  498. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  499. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  500. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  501. Monday, September 14
  502. 12:00 AM Q13 FOX News at 9
    • NEW
  503. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
  504. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Assistant"
    • TV-PG
  505. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Engagement Picture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  506. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Goes Back to Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  507. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Slumpbuster"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  508. 3:00 AM Community "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  509. 3:30 AM Community "Asian Population Studies"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  510. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  511. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  512. 5:00 AM King's Ransom
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  513. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  514. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  515. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  516. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  517. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  518. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  519. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Faux Pas"
    • TV-PG
  520. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tasteless Frank"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  521. 11:00 AM Community "Celebrity Pharmacology 212"
    • TV-14  (D)
  522. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  523. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  524. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "I Should Have Bought an Italian Scooter; Down on My Luck"
    • TV-PG
  525. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Flew the Coop; Hell on the Second Floor"
    • TV-PG
  526. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "McCreery vs. McCreery"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  527. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Blythe vs. Blythe"
    • TV-PG
  528. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  529. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  530. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  531. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  532. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  533. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  534. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  535. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG