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  2. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  4. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  5. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  6. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "Too Far Gone"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  9. 5:00 AM The Walking Dead "After"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  10. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  11. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "License to Prank"
    • TV-PG
  12. 7:00 AM Derm Exclusive!
  13. 7:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  14. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  15. 8:30 AM Losing Your Memory??
  16. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  17. 9:30 AM Airbrushed Beauty
  18. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
    • TV-PG
  19. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra at the Lodge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 11:00 AM Community "Basic Lupine Urology"
    • TV-PG
  21. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  22. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  23. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Hellraiser"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  24. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Leaf Blowout; I Thought We Were Friends"
    • TV-PG
  25. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Rudolph vs. Rudolph"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  26. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Garth vs. Williams"
    • TV-PG
  27. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Go Ahead Drop Dead"
    • TV-PG
  28. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  29. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  30. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  31. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  32. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Katie's Second Chance; Gang Member Catering"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  33. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  34. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  35. Last Night
  36. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  41. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  42. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Wow Factor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The Future Dunphys"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. Today
  45. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  46. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  47. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  49. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  50. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 4:00 AM The Closer "Half Load"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  53. 5:00 AM The Closer "Tapped Out"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  55. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Ride of a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG
  56. 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  57. 7:30 AM Organic Juice Cleanse
  58. 8:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  59. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  60. 9:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  61. 9:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  62. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Whose Side Are You On?"
    • TV-PG
  64. 11:00 AM Community "Course Listing Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  65. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  66. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  67. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Where Is the DJ?; Playboy Rivalry"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  68. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Odometer Setback"
    • TV-PG
  69. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  70. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Thompson vs. Padilla"
    • TV-PG
  71. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Signed, Sealed, and Destroyed; Botchy Brazilian"
    • TV-PG
  72. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  73. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  74. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  75. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  76. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Who Killed Nancy Probst?; House of Horrors"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  77. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  78. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  79. Tonight
  80. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Pygmoelian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart to the Future"
    • TV-PG
  86. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Flip Flop"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  87. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Career Day"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. Tomorrow
  89. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  90. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  93. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  94. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Menace"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  97. 5:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Scare"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  98. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  99. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 7:30 AM Copper Chef
  102. 8:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  103. 8:30 AM Copper Chef
  104. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 9:30 AM Green Tea
  106. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  107. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-G
  108. 11:00 AM Community "Curriculum Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  109. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  110. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  111. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Unpaid Promises"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  112. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Cell Phone Scam; Brooklyn Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  113. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  114. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Kimbel vs. Carson"
    • TV-PG
  115. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Double Charged Car; High at Work"
    • TV-PG
  116. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  117. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  118. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  119. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  120. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily "Mother's Day Murder; Second Chance Farm"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  122. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  123. Tomorrow Night
  124. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Days of Wine and D'Oh'ses"
    • TV-PG
  129. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Last Tap Dance in Springfield"
    • TV-PG
  130. 11:00 PM Modern Family "My Hero"
    • TV-PG
  131. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Games People Play"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. Saturday, May 7
  133. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  134. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  135. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  136. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  137. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 AM Bones "The Woman in the Tunnel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  141. 5:00 AM Bones "The Skull in the Desert"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  142. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Recycling Grandma"
    • TV-PG
  143. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "A Real Drag"
    • TV-PG
  144. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 7:30 AM 21 DAY FIX
  146. 8:00 AM Tummy Tuck: Miracle Nonsurgical Discovery Melts Away Belly Fat
  147. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 9:30 AM Krill Omega
  150. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Utah"
    • TV-G
  151. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  152. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Animals of Africa"
    • TV-G
  153. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Mad Science, Oddities, Origins"
    • TV-G
  154. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Water Adventures"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  155. 12:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals Of The World: The Amazon"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  156. 1:00 PM Derm Exclusive!
  157. 1:30 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  158. 2:00 PM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  159. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  160. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  161. 3:30 PM Green Tea
  162. 4:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Jig and Jiggle"
    • TV-PG
  163. 4:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "License to Prank"
    • TV-PG
  164. 5:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Ride of a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG
  165. 5:30 PM Domino
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  166. Saturday Night
  167. 8:00 PM Bones "The Conspiracy in the Corpse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 9:00 PM Bones "The Man in the Mud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 10:00 PM Elementary "One Watson, One Holmes"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  170. 11:00 PM Person of Interest "Death Benefit"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  171. Sunday, May 8
  172. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  173. 12:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
    • NEW
  174. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  175. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  176. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 4:00 AM Losing Your Memory??
  181. 4:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  182. 5:00 AM Copper Chef
  183. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  191. 10:00 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  192. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 11:30 AM Losing Your Memory??
  194. 12:00 PM Paid Programming
  195. 12:30 PM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  196. 1:00 PM Successful Living With Casey Treat
  197. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  198. 2:00 PM Body Beast!
  199. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  200. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  201. 3:30 PM National Treasure
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  202. 6:00 PM National Treasure: Book of Secrets
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  203. Sunday Night
  204. 8:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  205. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  206. 9:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Dead Standstill"
    • TV-PG
  207. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  211. Monday, May 9
  212. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  213. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
    • NEW
  214. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  216. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  217. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  218. 3:00 AM Community "Digital Estate Planning"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  219. 3:30 AM Community "The First Chang Dynasty"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  220. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 5:00 AM A History of Violence
    • R
  223. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 8:30 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  227. 9:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  228. 9:30 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  229. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  230. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  231. 11:00 AM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  232. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  233. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  234. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Living Room Crash; Limo Biz Bust"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  235. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "High School Break-In"
    • TV-PG
  236. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Fitzgerald vs. Wright"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  237. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Davenport vs. Clemons"
    • TV-PG
  238. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Intercepted & Rental Car Hook Up"
    • TV-PG
  239. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  240. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  241. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  242. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  243. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  244. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  245. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  246. Monday Night
  247. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  248. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  252. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Marge"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  253. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Goodnight, Gracie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  255. Tuesday, May 10
  256. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  257. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 2:00 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  260. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  261. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 4:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Tangled"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 5:00 AM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Redemption"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  265. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Do You Want Fleas With That?"
    • TV-PG
  266. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "I Beam You Scream"
    • TV-PG
  267. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 7:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  269. 8:00 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  270. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:00 AM Fish Oil Benefits Examined
  272. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  274. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  275. 11:00 AM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  276. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  277. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  278. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "I'm a Survivor"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  279. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "You Sold Me a Dead Woman's Car; MMA Fight to Get My Money"
    • TV-PG
  280. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Russell vs. Russell"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  281. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Tyner vs. Ellis"
    • TV-PG
  282. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Go Ahead Drop Dead"
    • TV-PG
  283. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  284. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  285. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  286. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  287. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  288. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  289. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  290. Tuesday Night
  291. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  296. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Insane Clown Poppy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  297. 11:00 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 11:30 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  299. Wednesday, May 11
  300. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  301. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  302. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG
  303. 2:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  304. 2:30 AM Friends "The One Where Paul's the Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 4:00 AM The Walking Dead "Inmates"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  308. 5:00 AM The Walking Dead "Claimed"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  309. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caffeinated Comedy"
    • TV-PG
  310. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  311. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:30 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  313. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 8:30 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  315. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  319. 11:00 AM Community "Accounting for Lawyers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  321. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  322. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "In a Door Jam; Mama Don't Play That"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  323. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Comic Relief"
    • TV-PG
  324. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Rivera vs. Rivera"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  325. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Sanders vs. Henry"
    • TV-PG
  326. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Signed, Sealed, and Destroyed; Botchy Brazilian"
    • TV-PG
  327. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  328. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  329. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  330. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  331. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  332. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  333. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  334. Wednesday Night
  335. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  336. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tale of Two Springfields"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  340. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "HOMR"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  341. 11:00 PM Modern Family "Farm Strong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. Thursday, May 12
  344. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  345. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 2:00 AM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ring"
    • TV-PG
  349. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 4:00 AM The Closer "Strike Three"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 5:00 AM The Closer "Elysian Fields"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  353. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Jurassic Pranks"
    • TV-PG
  354. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  355. 7:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  356. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 8:00 AM Watch TV For FREE!
  358. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:30 AM How To Look Sexy At 50!
  361. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  362. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Not So Fast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  363. 11:00 AM Community "The Psychology of Letting Go"
    • TV-14  (L)
  364. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  365. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  366. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Slow Down Kid"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  367. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "Big Chef All Talk; 30 Day Notice"
    • TV-PG
  368. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Partridge vs. Partridge"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  369. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Harrison vs. Singleton"
    • TV-PG
  370. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "Double Charged Car; High at Work"
    • TV-PG
  371. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  372. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  373. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  374. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  375. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  376. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  377. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  378. Thursday Night
  379. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  380. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tazed in the Lady Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  383. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  384. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  385. 11:00 PM Modern Family "The Help"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  386. 11:30 PM Modern Family "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. Friday, May 13
  388. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  389. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 2:00 AM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  392. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  393. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  395. 4:00 AM The Mentalist "Black Gold and Red Blood"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  396. 5:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Bulls"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  397. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Trunk Load of Laughs"
    • TV-PG
  398. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  399. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 10:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Angry Sex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  406. 10:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "P.T. & A"
    • TV-PG
  407. 11:00 AM Community "Basic Rocket Science"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  408. 11:30 AM Celebrity Name Game
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  409. 12:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  410. 1:00 PM Judge Faith "Where's My Music?; Hit From Behind"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  411. 1:30 PM Judge Faith "First Stage Play; Bringing Down the House"
    • TV-PG
  412. 2:00 PM Divorce Court "Ray vs. Ingram"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  413. 2:30 PM Divorce Court "Washington vs. Washington"
    • TV-PG
  414. 3:00 PM Justice With Judge Mablean "GPS Is Not for Us & Comic Collectibles"
    • TV-PG
  415. 3:30 PM Justice With Judge Mablean
    • TV-PG
  416. 4:00 PM Judge Mathis
    • TV-PG
  417. 5:00 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  418. 5:30 PM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  419. 6:00 PM Crime Watch Daily
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  420. 7:00 PM TMZ
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:30 PM Dish Nation
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  422. Friday Night
  423. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  424. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  427. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  428. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  429. 11:00 PM Modern Family "ClosetCon '13"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  430. 11:30 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. Saturday, May 14
  432. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  433. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  434. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. 2:00 AM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  436. 2:30 AM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  437. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  438. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 4:00 AM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 5:00 AM Bones "The Man in the Morgue"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  441. 6:00 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Showered With Gags"
    • TV-PG
  442. 6:30 AM Just for Laughs Gags "Recycling Grandma"
    • TV-PG
  443. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 9:00 AM Larry King Special Report Update
  448. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 10:00 AM Awesome Adventures "Croatia"
    • TV-G
  450. 10:30 AM Wild About Animals
    • TV-G
  451. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Family Ties"
    • TV-G
  452. 11:30 AM On the Spot "Globetrotting, Home Sweet Home, The World in Numbers"
    • TV-G
  453. 12:00 PM The Coolest Places on Earth "Wild & Wacky America"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  454. 12:30 PM Zoo Clues "Animals With Jobs"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  455. 1:00 PM Sofia's Coffee Bar
  456. 1:30 PM Tai Chi Master!
  457. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  458. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  459. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  460. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  461. 4:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "I Beam You Scream"
    • TV-PG
  462. 4:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Classical Gags"
    • TV-PG
  463. 5:00 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Caution: Wild Gorilla"
    • TV-PG
  464. 5:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  465. 6:00 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  466. Saturday Night
  467. 8:00 PM Bones "The Lance to the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  468. 9:00 PM Bones "Player Under Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  469. 10:00 PM Elementary "Under My Skin"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  470. 11:00 PM Person of Interest "A House Divided"
    • TV-14  (V)
  471. Sunday, May 15
  472. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  473. 12:30 AM Washington's Most Wanted
    • NEW
  474. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's F"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  475. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boys' Therapy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  476. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  477. 2:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  478. 3:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 3:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 4:00 AM Losing Your Memory??
  481. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 9:00 AM Apostolic Faith Church
  491. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  492. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  493. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  494. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  495. 12:00 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  496. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  497. 1:00 PM Successful Living With Casey Treat
  498. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  499. 2:00 PM Paid Programming
  500. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  501. 3:00 PM Paid Programming
  502. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  503. 4:00 PM Just Friends
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  504. 6:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  505. Sunday Night
  506. 8:30 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  507. 9:00 PM Celebrity Name Game
    • TV-PG
  508. 9:30 PM Just for Laughs Gags "Orange Is the New Gag"
    • TV-PG
  509. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  510. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  511. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  512. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  513. Monday, May 16
  514. 12:00 AM Q13 News at 9
    • NEW
  515. 12:30 AM Q It Up Sports
    • NEW
  516. 1:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  517. 1:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  518. 2:00 AM Friends