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  2. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  3. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  4. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  5. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  6. 2:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 2:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  8. 3:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 3:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  10. 4:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 5:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  13. 5:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 6:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  15. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 7:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 7:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  18. Last Night
  19. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 8:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. 9:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • LIVE
  22. 11:15 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 1:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 2:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 2:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. 3:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  32. 3:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  33. 4:00 AM CMA Awards - Live!
  34. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  35. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  36. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 6:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  38. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  39. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  40. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  41. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  42. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  43. 9:00 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. Tonight
  61. 8:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  62. 11:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  63. Tomorrow
  64. 1:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 2:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 2:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  69. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  70. 4:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  71. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  72. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  73. 6:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  74. 6:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  75. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  76. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  77. 8:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  78. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  79. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  80. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  81. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  82. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  83. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  84. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  85. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  86. Tomorrow Night
  87. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  88. Monday, December 18
  89. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  90. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  91. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  92. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  93. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  94. 5:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  95. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  97. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  98. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  99. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  100. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  101. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  102. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  103. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  104. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  105. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  106. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  107. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  117. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  118. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  119. Monday Night
  120. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  121. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  122. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  126. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  127. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. Tuesday, December 19
  129. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  131. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  132. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  134. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  135. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  136. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  137. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  138. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  139. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  140. 5:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  141. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  142. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  143. 7:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  144. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  145. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  146. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  147. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  148. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  149. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  150. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  151. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  152. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. Tuesday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. Wednesday, December 20
  172. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  173. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  174. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  175. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  176. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  179. 6:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  180. 7:00 AM Battling Balding
  181. 7:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  182. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  183. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  185. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  186. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  187. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  188. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  189. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  190. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  198. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  199. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  201. Wednesday Night
  202. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  203. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  204. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  205. Thursday, December 21
  206. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  207. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  208. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  210. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  212. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  213. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  214. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  215. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  216. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  217. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  219. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  221. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  222. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  223. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  224. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  225. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  226. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  234. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  236. Thursday Night
  237. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  238. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  239. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  240. Friday, December 22
  241. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  242. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  244. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  245. 4:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  246. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  247. 5:30 AM New Larry King Special Bulletin: Is Your Credit In Crisis
  248. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  251. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  252. 8:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  253. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  255. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  256. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  257. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  258. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  259. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  260. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  268. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  269. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  270. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  271. Friday Night
  272. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  273. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  274. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  275. Saturday, December 23
  276. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  277. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  278. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  279. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  280. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  285. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  286. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 8:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  288. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  290. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  291. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  292. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. Saturday Night
  294. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  295. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. Sunday, December 24
  297. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  298. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  300. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  301. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  305. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  309. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  310. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  311. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  312. 11:00 AM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  313. 3:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 5:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Sunday Night
  316. 8:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 10:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. Monday, December 25
  319. 1:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  321. 3:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  322. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  324. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  325. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  328. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  329. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  333. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  334. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  335. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  336. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  337. 11:30 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  338. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  345. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  347. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  348. Monday Night
  349. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  350. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  351. 9:00 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  352. Tuesday, December 26
  353. 12:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  354. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 5:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  358. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  360. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  361. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  365. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  366. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  367. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  368. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  369. 11:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  370. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  379. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  380. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  381. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  382. Tuesday Night
  383. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  384. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  385. 9:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. 11:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  387. Wednesday, December 27
  388. 2:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  389. 2:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  390. 3:00 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Portland, OR; Spokane, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  391. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  392. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  393. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  398. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  401. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  403. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  404. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Hotlips and Empty Arms"
    • TV-PG
  405. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Officers Only"
    • TV-PG
  406. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry in Love"
    • TV-PG
  407. 11:30 AM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  408. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 6:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  417. 6:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  418. 7:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  419. 7:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  420. Wednesday Night
  421. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Got High"
    • TV-PG
  423. 9:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  424. 11:30 PM The Departed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  425. Thursday, December 28
  426. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  427. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  428. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  432. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  433. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  434. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  435. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  436. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  437. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  438. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "For Want of a Boot"
    • TV-PG
  439. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Operation Noselift"
    • TV-PG
  440. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Chosen People"
    • TV-PG
  441. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  442. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Crisis"
    • TV-PG
  443. 11:30 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  444. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  447. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  452. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  453. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  454. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  455. Thursday Night
  456. 8:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  457. 8:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  458. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  459. Friday, December 29
  460. 12:00 AM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  461. 2:00 AM Cops "Back to Broward Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  462. 2:30 AM Cops "Evidence? What Evidence? No. 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  463. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  464. 3:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  465. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  466. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  467. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  468. 5:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  469. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  470. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  471. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  472. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  473. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  474. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "George"
    • TV-PG
  476. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Mail Call"
    • TV-PG
  477. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "A Smattering of Intelligence"
    • TV-PG
  478. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The General Flipped at Dawn"
    • TV-PG
  479. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Rainbow Bridge"
    • TV-PG
  480. 11:30 AM The Matrix
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R