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  1. Yesterday
  2. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  3. 6:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  4. 6:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  5. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  6. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  7. 8:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  8. 8:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  9. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  10. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  11. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  12. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  13. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  14. 11:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  15. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  16. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  17. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  18. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  19. 2:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 2:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  21. 3:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  22. 3:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  23. 4:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  24. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  25. 5:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 5:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  27. 6:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  28. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  29. 7:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 7:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  31. Last Night
  32. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  33. 8:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  34. 9:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • LIVE
  35. 11:15 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. Today
  38. 12:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  39. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  40. 1:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  41. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  42. 2:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  43. 2:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  44. 3:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  45. 3:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  46. 4:00 AM CMA Awards - Live!
  47. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  48. 5:00 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  49. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  50. 6:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  51. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  52. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  53. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  54. 8:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  55. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  56. 9:00 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. Tonight
  74. 8:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 11:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  76. Tomorrow
  77. 1:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  78. 2:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  79. 2:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  80. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  82. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  83. 4:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  84. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  85. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  86. 6:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  87. 6:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  88. 7:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  89. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  90. 8:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  91. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  92. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  93. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  94. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  95. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  96. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  97. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  98. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  99. Tomorrow Night
  100. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  101. Monday, December 18
  102. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  103. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  104. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  105. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  106. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  107. 5:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  108. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  109. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  110. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  111. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  112. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  113. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  114. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  115. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  116. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  117. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  118. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  119. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  120. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  129. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  131. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  132. Monday Night
  133. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  134. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  135. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  136. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  137. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  139. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  140. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. Tuesday, December 19
  142. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  143. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  144. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  151. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  152. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  153. 5:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  154. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  155. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  156. 7:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  157. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  158. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  159. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  160. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  161. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  162. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  163. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  164. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  165. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. Tuesday Night
  179. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. Wednesday, December 20
  185. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  186. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  187. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  188. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  189. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  192. 6:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  193. 7:00 AM Battling Balding
  194. 7:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  195. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  196. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  198. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  200. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  201. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  202. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  203. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  212. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  214. Wednesday Night
  215. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  216. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  217. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  218. Thursday, December 21
  219. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  220. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  221. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  225. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  226. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  227. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  228. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  229. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  230. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  232. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  234. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  235. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  236. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  237. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  238. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  239. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  246. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  247. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  248. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  249. Thursday Night
  250. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  251. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  252. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  253. Friday, December 22
  254. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  255. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  256. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  257. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  258. 4:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  259. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  260. 5:30 AM New Larry King Special Bulletin: Is Your Credit In Crisis
  261. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  262. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  264. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  265. 8:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  266. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  268. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  270. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  271. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  272. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  273. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  281. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  282. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  283. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  284. Friday Night
  285. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  286. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  287. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  288. Saturday, December 23
  289. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  290. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  292. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  293. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  294. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  298. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  299. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 8:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  301. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  303. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  304. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  305. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. Saturday Night
  307. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  308. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Sunday, December 24
  310. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  311. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 4:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  313. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  314. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  315. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  318. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  322. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  323. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  324. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  325. 11:00 AM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  326. 3:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 5:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. Sunday Night
  329. 8:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 10:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. Monday, December 25
  332. 1:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  334. 3:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  335. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  337. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  338. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  341. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  342. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  346. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  347. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  348. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  349. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  350. 11:30 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  351. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  358. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  359. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  360. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  361. Monday Night
  362. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  363. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  364. 9:00 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  365. Tuesday, December 26
  366. 12:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  367. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 5:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  371. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  373. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  374. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  378. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  379. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  380. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  381. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  382. 11:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  392. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  394. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  395. Tuesday Night
  396. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  397. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  398. 9:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  399. 11:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  400. Wednesday, December 27
  401. 2:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  402. 2:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 3:00 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Portland, OR; Spokane, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  404. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  405. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  406. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  407. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  408. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  409. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  410. 6:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  411. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  412. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  413. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  414. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  415. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  416. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  417. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Hotlips and Empty Arms"
    • TV-PG
  418. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Officers Only"
    • TV-PG
  419. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry in Love"
    • TV-PG
  420. 11:30 AM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  421. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 6:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  430. 6:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  431. 7:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  432. 7:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  433. Wednesday Night
  434. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Got High"
    • TV-PG
  436. 9:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  437. 11:30 PM The Departed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  438. Thursday, December 28
  439. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  440. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  441. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  445. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  448. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  449. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  450. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  451. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "For Want of a Boot"
    • TV-PG
  452. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Operation Noselift"
    • TV-PG
  453. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Chosen People"
    • TV-PG
  454. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  455. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Crisis"
    • TV-PG
  456. 11:30 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  457. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  458. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  459. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  460. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  462. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  463. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  464. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  465. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  466. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  467. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  468. Thursday Night
  469. 8:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  470. 8:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  471. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  472. Friday, December 29
  473. 12:00 AM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  474. 2:00 AM Cops "Back to Broward Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  475. 2:30 AM Cops "Evidence? What Evidence? No. 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  476. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  477. 3:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  478. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  479. 4:30 AM Paid Programming